0:00:02 > 0:00:03Get up to anything nice at the weekend, Rattus?
0:00:03 > 0:00:05Yeah, went to the British Museum. It's great.
0:00:05 > 0:00:08- It's even got free entry for rats.- Really?
0:00:08 > 0:00:10Yeah, via the U-bend in the toilets.
0:00:11 > 0:00:15See anything good? Rosetta Stone? The Elgin Marbles?
0:00:15 > 0:00:17The cat mummies. Got to love a dead cat.
0:00:17 > 0:00:19But if they want to attract more rats...
0:00:19 > 0:00:21Which I very much doubt.
0:00:21 > 0:00:24..they really need some new exhibits,
0:00:24 > 0:00:27and I've got an idea.
0:00:27 > 0:00:29I don't like the sound of that.
0:00:31 > 0:00:34# If mummies, rats and fleas ain't your thing
0:00:34 > 0:00:37# And you don't like the sound of an exploding king
0:00:37 > 0:00:40# If you're easily scared and don't laugh at poo
0:00:40 > 0:00:43# You better turn off This show ain't for you
0:00:43 > 0:00:47# Still watching? Then let's test your brains
0:00:47 > 0:00:50# With Horrible Histories Gory Games
0:00:50 > 0:00:51# Horrible Histories Gory...
0:00:52 > 0:00:54# ..Games! #
0:00:54 > 0:00:56Hello, and welcome to Gory Games
0:00:56 > 0:00:57with me, Dave Lamb.
0:00:57 > 0:00:59And him, Dave Lamb.
0:00:59 > 0:01:01And so it begins.
0:01:01 > 0:01:04Let's meet today's horrible historians.
0:01:04 > 0:01:06Hi, I'm Danyal, and I'm from London.
0:01:06 > 0:01:08CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:01:08 > 0:01:10Hi, I'm Rose and this is Magic,
0:01:10 > 0:01:13- and we're from the Wirral! - CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:01:13 > 0:01:18- Hi, I'm Tia, and I'm from Derby. - CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:01:20 > 0:01:24Welcome, everybody. You are playing to win Year Spheres, of course.
0:01:24 > 0:01:27The person with the highest year score at the end of the show
0:01:27 > 0:01:29will win a prize that has been plucked
0:01:29 > 0:01:32out of the Time Sewer by Mr Rattus Rattus.
0:01:32 > 0:01:34And you won't be disappointed.
0:01:34 > 0:01:37I beg to differ. Time to crack on with round one.
0:01:37 > 0:01:41Let's find out what it's about by going over to the Gory Grid.
0:01:43 > 0:01:45It's the Incredible Inca.
0:01:45 > 0:01:49So, four questions, then, on the Incredible Inca coming up.
0:01:49 > 0:01:52The person who gets the most right wins the first Year Sphere.
0:01:52 > 0:01:55And your four Inca topics are...
0:02:01 > 0:02:03So, Danyal, you get to pick first this round.
0:02:03 > 0:02:07- Which of those takes your fancy? - Pachacuti, please.- Pachacuti.
0:02:07 > 0:02:11- Let's hear that question. - Pachacuti was a famous Inca emperor,
0:02:11 > 0:02:13but what does his name actually mean -
0:02:13 > 0:02:16A, he who shakes the Earth,
0:02:16 > 0:02:18B, he who rules the skies,
0:02:18 > 0:02:21C, he who ate too much llama?
0:02:21 > 0:02:22Show me now, please.
0:02:22 > 0:02:28OK, Danyal and Rose think it's A. Tia thinks it's C.
0:02:28 > 0:02:29What's the answer?
0:02:29 > 0:02:33The answer is A, he who shakes the Earth.
0:02:33 > 0:02:36Me, I'm he who ate too much llama.
0:02:36 > 0:02:40- TUMMY RUMBLES - Oh! Excuse me!
0:02:40 > 0:02:42Ooh, crikey! Excellent start. Bad luck, Tia.
0:02:42 > 0:02:45That's a point apiece for Danyal and Rose.
0:02:45 > 0:02:49And, Rose, it's your turn to pick now. What'll you have?
0:02:49 > 0:02:51- Myths, please. - Let's hear that question.
0:02:51 > 0:02:54What did the Inca believe the first man emerged from?
0:02:59 > 0:03:00Show me now, please.
0:03:00 > 0:03:02Danyal and Tia think it's A.
0:03:02 > 0:03:04Rose disagrees this time. What's the answer, please?
0:03:04 > 0:03:07The answer is B. We believe the first man
0:03:07 > 0:03:10emerged from a cave called Paqariq Tampu.
0:03:10 > 0:03:13Point for you there, Rose. Well played. Well played indeed.
0:03:13 > 0:03:14Tia, your turn to pick.
0:03:14 > 0:03:16Could I have Discipline, please?
0:03:16 > 0:03:19You certainly can, and that is a prop question.
0:03:19 > 0:03:24- BOTH:- Prop question! Prop question! Prop question! Prop question!
0:03:24 > 0:03:27- Oh.- No-one's joining in. How embarrassing.
0:03:27 > 0:03:30In Inca times, badly-behaved school pupils
0:03:30 > 0:03:34were disciplined by caning, but where were they caned?
0:03:34 > 0:03:37Was it A, on the palms of their hands,
0:03:37 > 0:03:40was it B, on the soles of their feet,
0:03:40 > 0:03:42or was it C, on their bottoms?
0:03:42 > 0:03:45- HE LAUGHS - You said bottom!
0:03:45 > 0:03:47- Rattus...- Zip!
0:03:47 > 0:03:51All right, let's see those answers now, please.
0:03:51 > 0:03:54Everybody thinks it's C.
0:03:54 > 0:03:56The answer is actually B,
0:03:56 > 0:04:00they were caned on the soles of their feet. Wha-cha!
0:04:00 > 0:04:02Oh, bottoms would have been funnier.
0:04:02 > 0:04:04To be fair, it probably would have been.
0:04:04 > 0:04:09Right, there is one topic left in this round, and it is Llamas.
0:04:09 > 0:04:12How many llamas were sacrificed every month
0:04:12 > 0:04:14at the Temple of the Sun God?
0:04:18 > 0:04:20Let's have a look at those answers.
0:04:20 > 0:04:21Everybody thinks it's C.
0:04:21 > 0:04:23Are they all right or are they all wrong?
0:04:23 > 0:04:27The answer is B, 100 llamas.
0:04:27 > 0:04:30It's to make sure the God brings the sun up every morning,
0:04:30 > 0:04:32and it works!
0:04:32 > 0:04:36Whatever you say. So, that's a point for no-one there. Unlucky.
0:04:36 > 0:04:40But it does mean that, at the end of this round, Rose,
0:04:40 > 0:04:42you have won the first Year Sphere. CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:04:42 > 0:04:44And that means it's also time for me to say...
0:04:44 > 0:04:50TRIUMPHANT MUSIC PLAYS ..all hail the Potty Pyramid!
0:04:53 > 0:04:56OK, Rose, help yourself to your first Year Sphere.
0:04:56 > 0:04:57Choose carefully, though, Rose,
0:04:57 > 0:05:00because AD dates will be added to your total,
0:05:00 > 0:05:02and as you know, BC dates will be subtracted.
0:05:02 > 0:05:05We'll see what's inside there later on.
0:05:05 > 0:05:07So, winning the Inca quiz means that Rose
0:05:07 > 0:05:09is automatically through to play the Inca game.
0:05:09 > 0:05:12But will she be alone or will everyone get to play?
0:05:12 > 0:05:14Let's find out, shall we?
0:05:17 > 0:05:19Ooh, it's a single-player game, Rose.
0:05:19 > 0:05:22So, off down the Time Sewer on your own.
0:05:22 > 0:05:24You can take Magic.
0:05:24 > 0:05:27- See you, Rose!- Bye!- Oh, it stinks!
0:05:32 > 0:05:35For this next game, we've got a royal Inca mummy -
0:05:35 > 0:05:40don't ask how - and it needs to get stuffed. It's time to play...
0:05:42 > 0:05:44First, get the guts out and stuff some herbs in.
0:05:44 > 0:05:47Then, swap the eyeballs for shells.
0:05:47 > 0:05:49Tie them up, pop on the wig and headpiece so they look lovely.
0:05:49 > 0:05:51Well, less horrible.
0:05:51 > 0:05:54Do it all within the time limit, and the Year Sphere is yours.
0:05:54 > 0:05:58Are you ready, Rose? Are you ready, Magic?
0:05:58 > 0:06:02In three, two, one...
0:06:02 > 0:06:04HORN BLARES
0:06:04 > 0:06:05Away goes Rose.
0:06:05 > 0:06:09Sensibly, a look over the shoulder there at the instructions.
0:06:09 > 0:06:11- Isn't that sensible, Rattus? - Very sensible.
0:06:11 > 0:06:13And, straight away, out come the intestines.
0:06:13 > 0:06:17- Oh, she's really pulling. - Oh, it's like a tug of gore.
0:06:17 > 0:06:19Actually, that's very good, Rattus. Well done. Well done.
0:06:19 > 0:06:22She's bunging them in the rope basket. Nice.
0:06:22 > 0:06:28- Yeah, the guts are taken out and they are replaced with herbs.- Herbs.
0:06:28 > 0:06:30- Herbs!- Herbs!- Herbs!
0:06:30 > 0:06:34And in go the herbs. Superb. A little tentative here.
0:06:34 > 0:06:37She needs to go a little bit faster, I feel. Onto the eyes.
0:06:37 > 0:06:39Onto the eyes, and there, she's involved a spoon.
0:06:39 > 0:06:41That's great. The judges are very happy with that,
0:06:41 > 0:06:44- and out comes the first eyeball, Rattus.- Scoopy McScoop.
0:06:44 > 0:06:48Scoopy McScoop-face. It's in there. She's got to take a shell now
0:06:48 > 0:06:52and replace the eyeball with that in the bandaged socket.
0:06:52 > 0:06:55Out comes the second eye. Oh, you never get used to this,
0:06:55 > 0:06:58no matter how many times you've seen it, Rattus.
0:06:58 > 0:07:02There goes the second shell. Still that's done now. That is done.
0:07:02 > 0:07:05And that is what she's aiming for, Rattus.
0:07:05 > 0:07:07That gentleman in the background there. Oh!
0:07:07 > 0:07:09Oh, it's a bit of snappy leggy there.
0:07:09 > 0:07:12Oh, it went back the wrong way!
0:07:12 > 0:07:14It's a good job this mummy's passed on
0:07:14 > 0:07:16because that really would have hurt.
0:07:16 > 0:07:18He's not playing ball, though, is he, this mummy?
0:07:18 > 0:07:20The rigor mortis has set in there.
0:07:20 > 0:07:24That's what's the problem here, I think. He's not very pliable.
0:07:24 > 0:07:2630 seconds remaining.
0:07:26 > 0:07:28Just 30 seconds left, and, thankfully,
0:07:28 > 0:07:30Rose is onto the rope.
0:07:30 > 0:07:31She's really got her work cut out here,
0:07:31 > 0:07:33but she's still in the game.
0:07:33 > 0:07:34Now, that's got to get tied up.
0:07:34 > 0:07:37We're not going to insist on it looking exactly like
0:07:37 > 0:07:38that one in the background, are we, Rattus?
0:07:38 > 0:07:40- No, we're not pedants. - No, we're not pedants.
0:07:40 > 0:07:42That's the last accusation
0:07:42 > 0:07:43that could be levelled at us.
0:07:43 > 0:07:45But we do like to see the rope involved,
0:07:45 > 0:07:46and that is a rope, and it is involved.
0:07:46 > 0:07:48She just needs now to get
0:07:48 > 0:07:50the wig and the headdress on,
0:07:50 > 0:07:52and she's going to have this, Rattus.
0:07:52 > 0:07:54There goes the wig! There goes the hat!
0:07:54 > 0:07:55She's done it!
0:07:55 > 0:07:58And what, I wonder, did Magic think of that?
0:07:58 > 0:08:02Magic thought that it was very gross, like I did.
0:08:02 > 0:08:06Well, it was disgusting, but how did you complete it in the time?
0:08:06 > 0:08:09I think I might have broken its leg just a little bit.
0:08:09 > 0:08:11Well, what's a little break amongst friends?
0:08:11 > 0:08:15Congratulations, Rose, on a splendid mummy.
0:08:15 > 0:08:18Help yourself to a Year Sphere.
0:08:18 > 0:08:21Excellent. What's in there? We'll find out later on.
0:08:22 > 0:08:25HE SNIFFS Rattus, what is that terrible stink?
0:08:25 > 0:08:29No, the fabulous stink is my new museum exhibit -
0:08:29 > 0:08:31the Rattus Rattus collection.
0:08:31 > 0:08:34Mm, yeah, I've gone down the Time Sewer to get
0:08:34 > 0:08:37a sample of poop from every single king or queen of England
0:08:37 > 0:08:39and Britain since William the Conqueror.
0:08:39 > 0:08:40Oh, good grief!
0:08:40 > 0:08:43When it's complete, I'm going to leave it to the British Museum.
0:08:43 > 0:08:46- Quite sure they're going to want that?- Course. Who wouldn't?
0:08:46 > 0:08:48I can think of one person who wouldn't.
0:08:48 > 0:08:51Do you mind if I put it down here for a bit? Oof!
0:08:51 > 0:08:53Onto round two. To find out what's up next,
0:08:53 > 0:08:55it's over to the Gory Grid.
0:08:56 > 0:08:59It's the Terrible Tudors.
0:08:59 > 0:09:02And here are your all-important Terrible Tudor topics...
0:09:08 > 0:09:11So, Rose, it's your turn to pick first this time.
0:09:11 > 0:09:15- Which one do you fancy? - Father Christmas.- Father Christmas.
0:09:15 > 0:09:18And that is a prop question.
0:09:18 > 0:09:20Prop question! Prop question!
0:09:20 > 0:09:22- ALL:- Prop question! Prop question!
0:09:22 > 0:09:25Whoosh! Ho-ho-ho!
0:09:25 > 0:09:28True or false - during Tudor times,
0:09:28 > 0:09:31Father Christmas was known as Daddy Christmas?
0:09:31 > 0:09:34Is that true or is that false? Show me now.
0:09:34 > 0:09:36Ooh, everybody thinks it's true.
0:09:36 > 0:09:40Well, I can tell you, it's false.
0:09:40 > 0:09:45In Tudor times, Father Christmas was known as Captain Christmas.
0:09:45 > 0:09:47Tia, it's your turn to pick.
0:09:47 > 0:09:49Henry VIII, please.
0:09:49 > 0:09:53True or false - in 1513,
0:09:53 > 0:09:57Henry VIII took a portable bowling alley with him to France?
0:09:57 > 0:10:00Is that true or is that false? Show me now, please.
0:10:00 > 0:10:02Wow. Everybody in total agreement once again.
0:10:02 > 0:10:04They all think it's true. What's the answer?
0:10:04 > 0:10:06It's true.
0:10:06 > 0:10:09Henry VIII loved playing skittles so much,
0:10:09 > 0:10:13he took a portable set with him when he travelled to France.
0:10:13 > 0:10:16Well done, everybody. A point apiece there. Superb stuff.
0:10:16 > 0:10:18Danyal, pick away.
0:10:18 > 0:10:20- Spies, please.- Spies.
0:10:20 > 0:10:23That is a question from Rattus Rattus.
0:10:23 > 0:10:27True or false - to send secret messages,
0:10:27 > 0:10:33spy master Sir Francis Walsingham used wee as an invisible ink?
0:10:33 > 0:10:36Is that true or is that false? Show me now, please.
0:10:36 > 0:10:39They all think it's true. Are they right or are they wrong, Rattus?
0:10:39 > 0:10:41Oh, it's a terrible shame because
0:10:41 > 0:10:42it's true!
0:10:42 > 0:10:46Walsingham did indeed use wee as an invisible ink.
0:10:46 > 0:10:50He did. He also used lemon juice.
0:10:50 > 0:10:53Mm. I use wee to leave messages myself.
0:10:53 > 0:10:54The message is usually,
0:10:54 > 0:10:57- "Rattus weed here." - THEY LAUGH
0:10:57 > 0:10:59HE SIGHS One topic left in this round.
0:10:59 > 0:11:02It is Gardens. Here comes the question.
0:11:02 > 0:11:04True or false - in Tudor times,
0:11:04 > 0:11:07posh people would keep their gardens free of pests
0:11:07 > 0:11:10by burying a pig bladder in the garden?
0:11:10 > 0:11:14Is that true or is that false? Let's have a look at those answers.
0:11:14 > 0:11:17Well, some disagreement here. Danyal thinks it's false.
0:11:17 > 0:11:20Rose and Tia both think it's true. What's the answer, please?
0:11:20 > 0:11:22It's false.
0:11:22 > 0:11:26Tudors kept pests away by burying a horse's head in the garden.
0:11:26 > 0:11:28- That was supposed to keep pests away?- Mm.
0:11:28 > 0:11:31- I bet it attracted rats. - Oi! We are not pests.
0:11:31 > 0:11:33I beg to differ.
0:11:33 > 0:11:37Danyal, congratulations. An extra point for you.
0:11:37 > 0:11:40That means that you have won your first Year Sphere.
0:11:40 > 0:11:43Help yourself. CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:11:43 > 0:11:45HE SNIFFS He sniffed it.
0:11:45 > 0:11:47- He sniffed it, Rattus.- Good choice.
0:11:50 > 0:11:54Well done, Danyal. You're through to play the Tudor game,
0:11:54 > 0:11:57but will it just be you or will the others get to play, too?
0:11:57 > 0:11:58Let's find out, shall we?
0:12:01 > 0:12:04It's an all-play game!
0:12:04 > 0:12:06Everybody, down the Time Sewer together.
0:12:06 > 0:12:08- Bye!- Off you go, Tia. Bye!
0:12:08 > 0:12:10- Bye, Rattus.- Oh, see you later.
0:12:10 > 0:12:12- Bye, Rattus and Lamb. - Rattus?- Have fun!
0:12:15 > 0:12:19Henry VIII was one of Britain's most powerful kings ever,
0:12:19 > 0:12:22so he had people to do everything for him, and I mean everything,
0:12:22 > 0:12:24even wipe his bottom.
0:12:24 > 0:12:26It's time to play...
0:12:28 > 0:12:29Oh, that's great.
0:12:29 > 0:12:32I haven't got a sample of Henry VIII's poop yet.
0:12:32 > 0:12:35Oi, will one of you bring some back, please?
0:12:35 > 0:12:39You are the groom of the stool, groom meaning servant,
0:12:39 > 0:12:42stool meaning, well, poop. HE LAUGHS
0:12:42 > 0:12:45When Henry calls, you come running and check his poop.
0:12:45 > 0:12:47In the meantime, brick up the bedroom door
0:12:47 > 0:12:50so that he can sleep safe from assassins.
0:12:50 > 0:12:51First to brick up the entire doorway
0:12:51 > 0:12:54wins themselves a lovely Year Sphere.
0:12:54 > 0:12:58In three, two, one, go! HORN BLARES
0:12:58 > 0:13:03OK, off we go, and Tia is off like a shot. What a start, Rattus.
0:13:03 > 0:13:06- It's excellent. - Danyal's had a refusal already,
0:13:06 > 0:13:09and Rose very calmly assessing the situation.
0:13:09 > 0:13:11I like it. I like it a lot.
0:13:11 > 0:13:14The trick to this game is to get a couple of pieces in play
0:13:14 > 0:13:17- to discover which is the wrong bit. - Yeah, no, that's true.
0:13:17 > 0:13:20- You've got to make mistakes to make progress.- I'm finished!
0:13:20 > 0:13:24Now, Henry needs his stool groomed, and here come the willing groomers.
0:13:24 > 0:13:26Tia taking a cursory look there.
0:13:26 > 0:13:29Danyal plopping it out really quite aggressively, I thought.
0:13:29 > 0:13:32And Rose trying not to look. I don't blame her.
0:13:32 > 0:13:36I don't blame her at all. It's disgusting, that bit.
0:13:36 > 0:13:38OK, back to these walls.
0:13:38 > 0:13:41Look at this. Rose is doing very nicely indeed.
0:13:41 > 0:13:44That's a tricky little piece, and she's got it secured properly.
0:13:44 > 0:13:46That looks wrong from Danyal there.
0:13:46 > 0:13:48And Tia's got a bit that's sticking out
0:13:48 > 0:13:50facing either the corridor or the room, we don't know.
0:13:50 > 0:13:52- I'm finished!- Oh, look out!
0:13:52 > 0:13:55- Henry's gone again. Everybody, look away now!- Why?
0:13:55 > 0:13:57- You'll miss the best bit. - It's not the best bit.
0:13:57 > 0:13:58It's absolutely disgusting.
0:13:58 > 0:14:00I can't believe we're allowed to get away with it.
0:14:00 > 0:14:02- It's a lovely brown soup.- Oh!
0:14:02 > 0:14:05Back to the wall building, which I really quite enjoy.
0:14:05 > 0:14:07And Rose is doing remarkably well here.
0:14:07 > 0:14:10She's only one piece shy.
0:14:10 > 0:14:12- I think she's going to do this, Rattus.- I think she is.
0:14:12 > 0:14:15Oh, Magic will be absolutely cock-a-hoop about this.
0:14:15 > 0:14:18- And so will Rose. - And it's in there!- It's in!
0:14:18 > 0:14:20It's all over, and look at the pattern.
0:14:20 > 0:14:24Beautiful pattern, as well. Well played, Rose. Well done, Magic.
0:14:24 > 0:14:28The poo was all sloppy, and it looked like diarrhoea,
0:14:28 > 0:14:30and it was so gross.
0:14:30 > 0:14:33I was very close to Rose, but when I was building, my bricks,
0:14:33 > 0:14:36they just stuck together, but Rose did a good job.
0:14:36 > 0:14:43I think it was annoying that Henry VIII very helpfully called,
0:14:43 > 0:14:48"I'm finished" just when you are putting the right bricks in.
0:14:48 > 0:14:51- I'm finished!- No, no, no. No. No.
0:14:53 > 0:14:57Well played. Well played, Rose. Brilliant.
0:14:57 > 0:14:59- What's that?- Poo!
0:14:59 > 0:15:02- It's for Rattus?- Oh, Rose! Is that Henry VIII's poo?
0:15:02 > 0:15:05Oh, for goodness' sake! I suppose you want me to put this
0:15:05 > 0:15:07- in your collection, do you? - Yes, please.
0:15:07 > 0:15:12Oh, Rattus, this is absolutely revolting. Oh!
0:15:12 > 0:15:13Do you know, you're just jealous
0:15:13 > 0:15:16because the only impressive collection you've got
0:15:16 > 0:15:18is of your hair down your plughole.
0:15:18 > 0:15:21THEY LAUGH Right, round three, I think.
0:15:21 > 0:15:24Bye, poops. See you later.
0:15:24 > 0:15:27Let's go over to the Gory Grid to find out what's up next.
0:15:28 > 0:15:31It's the Rotten Romans.
0:15:31 > 0:15:32So, four questions, as always,
0:15:32 > 0:15:35and here are your four Roman topics...
0:15:41 > 0:15:43So, Tia, it's your turn to lead us off.
0:15:43 > 0:15:46- Can I have Cures, please?- Cures? You certainly can.
0:15:46 > 0:15:50We ancient Romans believed a person suffering from illness
0:15:50 > 0:15:53could be cured by being rubbed all over with a what?
0:15:58 > 0:16:01Show me your answers now, please.
0:16:01 > 0:16:03Wow! Danyal thinks it's A.
0:16:03 > 0:16:05Rose and Tia think it's B. What's the answer, please?
0:16:05 > 0:16:07The answer is B.
0:16:07 > 0:16:09To cure sickness, rub yourself
0:16:09 > 0:16:11- with a puppy.- Yeah.
0:16:11 > 0:16:13Or to catch sickness, rub yourself with a rat.
0:16:13 > 0:16:16That's points for Rose and for Tia.
0:16:16 > 0:16:18Danyal, which of those topics do you fancy?
0:16:18 > 0:16:21- Sewers, please.- Sewers. Let's hear the question.
0:16:21 > 0:16:24What was the name of Rome's sewer system?
0:16:31 > 0:16:33Show me now, please.
0:16:33 > 0:16:35They all think it's A. What's the answer?
0:16:35 > 0:16:37The answer is A,
0:16:37 > 0:16:39the Cloaca Maxima, which was thought to be
0:16:39 > 0:16:41presided over by the goddess Cloacina.
0:16:41 > 0:16:46She's one of our pongier deities. Lovely girl, though.
0:16:46 > 0:16:47Yes, I can imagine.
0:16:47 > 0:16:50Well done, everybody. A point apiece there.
0:16:50 > 0:16:53Everybody still in this round. Rose, which one would you like?
0:16:53 > 0:16:56- Evil Spirits, please.- Evil Spirits.
0:16:56 > 0:16:59That, unfortunately, is a question from Rattus Rattus.
0:16:59 > 0:17:00RATTUS CLEARS HIS THROAT
0:17:00 > 0:17:04Romans would attempt to keep evil spirits away from the house
0:17:04 > 0:17:06by putting what underneath it -
0:17:06 > 0:17:09A, rotten chicken livers,
0:17:09 > 0:17:11B, dogs' blood,
0:17:11 > 0:17:15or C, a dead... Ooh-ooh-ooh! ..cat?
0:17:15 > 0:17:17Show me now, please.
0:17:17 > 0:17:19Ooh, Danyal thinks it's C.
0:17:19 > 0:17:21Rose and Tia think it's A. What's the answer, Rattus?
0:17:21 > 0:17:24I'm afraid the answer is B.
0:17:24 > 0:17:26Romans tried to keep evil spirits away
0:17:26 > 0:17:29by placing dogs' blood under the house.
0:17:29 > 0:17:34One topic left in this round. It is Fires.
0:17:34 > 0:17:37What were Roman fire hoses made out of?
0:17:44 > 0:17:46Let's have a look at those answers.
0:17:46 > 0:17:49Ooh, Danyal and Rose agreeing this time with C.
0:17:49 > 0:17:52Tia thinks it's B. What's the answer, please?
0:17:52 > 0:17:54The answer is A.
0:17:54 > 0:17:56Roman fire hoses were made out of pickled
0:17:56 > 0:17:59cow intestines. Brilliant, isn't it?
0:17:59 > 0:18:00Yeah, I'll say!
0:18:00 > 0:18:03Pickled cow intestines make great hoses,
0:18:03 > 0:18:05- and even better snacks. - HE LAUGHS
0:18:05 > 0:18:08Oh, for heaven's sake! Well, that's the end of the round,
0:18:08 > 0:18:12and as we can see here, we have a tie-breaker situation.
0:18:12 > 0:18:15OK, this is between Rose and Tia.
0:18:15 > 0:18:17Starting with the letter I,
0:18:17 > 0:18:20which modern country did the Roman Empire originate from?
0:18:20 > 0:18:22PFRRRRRRT! Rose?
0:18:22 > 0:18:26- Italy.- Italy is absolutely correct. Well done, Rose.
0:18:26 > 0:18:28Help yourself to another Year Sphere.
0:18:28 > 0:18:30Bad luck, Tia.
0:18:34 > 0:18:37Rose, as the winner of the Roman quiz,
0:18:37 > 0:18:39you're through to play the Roman game.
0:18:39 > 0:18:41But will it be just you, or will the others go, too?
0:18:41 > 0:18:42Let's have a look.
0:18:45 > 0:18:47Oh, it's a single player. Are you ready, Rose?
0:18:47 > 0:18:51Then off you go down the Time Sewer.
0:18:51 > 0:18:55- Bye, Rattus.- See you, Rose. Bring me back another poo!- OK.
0:18:55 > 0:18:57You can never have too many poos.
0:19:00 > 0:19:03It's all kicking off in 31 BC.
0:19:03 > 0:19:05Mark Antony and Octavian are fighting each other
0:19:05 > 0:19:08for control of the Roman Empire. Let's play...
0:19:11 > 0:19:13You are on Octavian's side.
0:19:13 > 0:19:16Use your catapult to sink Mark Antony's ships.
0:19:16 > 0:19:19For every direct hit, you get a point.
0:19:19 > 0:19:22For Mark Antony's blue ship, it's double bubble - two points.
0:19:22 > 0:19:25Five points gets you a big, fat Year Sphere.
0:19:25 > 0:19:30Let the mayhem commence in three, two, one.
0:19:30 > 0:19:33HORN BLARES So, here we go, then.
0:19:33 > 0:19:36It's war, and it's time to start sinking ships.
0:19:36 > 0:19:40Rose readying the catapult for that all-important first shot.
0:19:40 > 0:19:42Oh, dear. Well, that's just plopped out.
0:19:42 > 0:19:43I think there may have been a problem
0:19:43 > 0:19:46- with the mechanism there, Rattus. - I'm thinking that myself.
0:19:46 > 0:19:48I think that must have been what happened,
0:19:48 > 0:19:50because that second shot is much more like it.
0:19:50 > 0:19:51Really troubling those ships.
0:19:51 > 0:19:53Mark Antony's fleet's in trouble here.
0:19:53 > 0:19:56- And that's what... Oh!- Oh!- Oh, it stayed up!
0:19:56 > 0:19:58You've got to strike them high on the mainsail.
0:19:58 > 0:20:02You're absolutely right, Rattus. You really do have to do that.
0:20:02 > 0:20:04Otherwise, they don't go over, and that one does go over,
0:20:04 > 0:20:08and I think we saw there the benefit of catching it flush on the sail.
0:20:08 > 0:20:11Oh, she's being so unlucky here, Rattus!
0:20:11 > 0:20:14- They're very well laden with ballast in this game.- They are.
0:20:14 > 0:20:17- Mark Antony's a clever tactician... - 30 seconds remaining.
0:20:17 > 0:20:19..and he's clearly loaded up his ships very heavily.
0:20:19 > 0:20:20Just 30 seconds left now,
0:20:20 > 0:20:22and here comes Trevor the seagull.
0:20:22 > 0:20:23Watch out for your chips!
0:20:23 > 0:20:25Yeah, hold on to your chips, folks!
0:20:25 > 0:20:27It's big Trev the seagull,
0:20:27 > 0:20:29and he's back to cause mischief and mayhem.
0:20:29 > 0:20:31And, to be fair, he's putting Rose off here.
0:20:31 > 0:20:34She's really grappling with that catapult still.
0:20:34 > 0:20:37- It's an admirable effort. - It certainly is.
0:20:37 > 0:20:38She needs to get some shots away.
0:20:38 > 0:20:40Magic can't watch any more,
0:20:40 > 0:20:41or maybe he's scared of Trevor,
0:20:41 > 0:20:43which, frankly, would be sensible.
0:20:43 > 0:20:44It's not going to happen for her here.
0:20:44 > 0:20:47- Just two seconds left. - Time's up.- Oh!
0:20:47 > 0:20:51And Mark Antony survives unscathed. No Year Sphere for Rose.
0:20:51 > 0:20:54Bad luck, Rose. Trevor the seagull put you off there, didn't he?
0:20:54 > 0:20:56Cheeky Trevor.
0:20:56 > 0:20:59Still, one more Year Sphere still to be won.
0:20:59 > 0:21:02I've dropped the sample of Henry VI's poop somewhere.
0:21:02 > 0:21:04Has anybody seen it?
0:21:04 > 0:21:07Er, Henry VI was only nine months old
0:21:07 > 0:21:09when he came to the throne, so it's kind of green.
0:21:09 > 0:21:12Oh, well, I suppose it should be easy to spot.
0:21:12 > 0:21:16- SQUELCH! Oh!- Oh, Dave, you found it!
0:21:16 > 0:21:19Oh, for heaven's sake!
0:21:19 > 0:21:24The Rattus Rattus collection is complete!
0:21:24 > 0:21:26Congratulations, I suppose.
0:21:26 > 0:21:28I think I'll just put that down there.
0:21:28 > 0:21:30Time for the final round.
0:21:30 > 0:21:32Over to the Gory Grid to find out what we've got.
0:21:34 > 0:21:37It's the Vile Victorians. Good day.
0:21:37 > 0:21:39So, no quiz, as always.
0:21:39 > 0:21:42Straight to our jumbo-sized, all-play end game,
0:21:42 > 0:21:45and this one really puts the horrible into Horrible Histories.
0:21:45 > 0:21:48Come on, off down the Time Sewer with the lot of you.
0:21:48 > 0:21:52- Bye, Dave and Rattus!- Bye! - Bye, Rattus!- See you, guys.
0:21:52 > 0:21:54- Bye, Rattus and Dave. - See you, Danyal.
0:21:57 > 0:21:59At the start of Queen Victoria's reign,
0:21:59 > 0:22:01surgeons needed dead bodies to practise on.
0:22:01 > 0:22:03It's time to play...
0:22:05 > 0:22:07All you have to do is get three corpses
0:22:07 > 0:22:10onto the surgeon's table and grab your cash.
0:22:10 > 0:22:13But there's a policeman about, so if you hear a whistle...
0:22:13 > 0:22:15WHISTLE BLOWS ..rush back to the cemetery
0:22:15 > 0:22:17and hide until you get the all clear.
0:22:17 > 0:22:20First to get their hands on the dosh is the winner.
0:22:20 > 0:22:24Three, two, one... HORN BLARES
0:22:24 > 0:22:25And they're off, and Tia, as always,
0:22:25 > 0:22:27very quick out of the blocks, isn't she, Rattus?
0:22:27 > 0:22:29Oh, she's quick off the mark, that girl.
0:22:29 > 0:22:31Yeah, but let's hope she's got the right corpse there.
0:22:31 > 0:22:34She didn't actually check for the key, I don't think.
0:22:34 > 0:22:37- And the key's key in this game. - The key is key, as it always is.
0:22:37 > 0:22:39So, she may get up the other end here
0:22:39 > 0:22:41and realise she hasn't got the key she needs. Let's see.
0:22:41 > 0:22:45- We're not sure.- Oh, strangely, that cadaver's made a run for it.
0:22:45 > 0:22:47Yeah, I think gravity's taking over there a little bit,
0:22:47 > 0:22:50but she's popped it back on, and that, I like to see.
0:22:50 > 0:22:53This is getting very close. Now, this is the big moment.
0:22:53 > 0:22:54Has that cadaver got the key on it?
0:22:54 > 0:22:57- Yes, it has.- Excellent. - Well, that's good news for Tia.
0:22:57 > 0:22:59So, how are we looking here?
0:22:59 > 0:23:02All three of them up at the gates and wrestling with their padlocks,
0:23:02 > 0:23:05and Tia and Rose through simultaneously there.
0:23:05 > 0:23:08- Pretty much neck and neck there. - It really is close, this, isn't it?
0:23:08 > 0:23:11Danyal struggling a little bit over there,
0:23:11 > 0:23:13and now we're on board, we're getting a sense there
0:23:13 > 0:23:17- of what it's like to be an actual cadaver on a trolley.- Nice.
0:23:17 > 0:23:20Yeah, really nice. I like that. I liked it a lot.
0:23:20 > 0:23:22Danyal through now, delivers his first one.
0:23:22 > 0:23:24So, they're all in the game,
0:23:24 > 0:23:27and Tia wrestling her second body through those railings there.
0:23:27 > 0:23:29Look at that. WHISTLE BLOWS
0:23:29 > 0:23:31- Ah, the policeman! - Here's Peter the Peeler.
0:23:31 > 0:23:33Yeah, here he comes. Now, wait a minute.
0:23:33 > 0:23:35Danyal has not returned to the graveyard,
0:23:35 > 0:23:37which is against the rules.
0:23:37 > 0:23:38The policeman's playing it very cool here,
0:23:38 > 0:23:40but I think he's spotted Danyal,
0:23:40 > 0:23:42and there could trouble for him later on because of that.
0:23:42 > 0:23:45WHISTLE BLOWS Well, they're carrying on,
0:23:45 > 0:23:48but I think we haven't heard the last of that incident.
0:23:48 > 0:23:50Yes, I'm pretty certain Danyal's in trouble there.
0:23:50 > 0:23:56But, anyway, Tia and Rose are back neck and neck. This is remarkable.
0:23:56 > 0:23:59Tia the first to get the second body through the gate,
0:23:59 > 0:24:02and there's Rose, levelling it up.
0:24:02 > 0:24:03And here comes Danyal.
0:24:03 > 0:24:05Really struggling with that wobbly trolley there.
0:24:05 > 0:24:07- We love a wobbly trolley.- Yeah.
0:24:07 > 0:24:11Everybody's snatching bodies very nicely at the moment,
0:24:11 > 0:24:15but Tia maintaining a good lead. Here she goes.
0:24:15 > 0:24:18Wrestling that third body. Watch Danyal, though, in the background.
0:24:18 > 0:24:20Look at that technique through the railings.
0:24:20 > 0:24:23He just put his arm through and grabbed the body,
0:24:23 > 0:24:25and he's made up a huge amount of ground there. Look at that.
0:24:25 > 0:24:28It's a slim lead now for Tia. She's got to grab the bag of money,
0:24:28 > 0:24:30and she's gone the wrong way, Rattus.
0:24:30 > 0:24:34There's the bag, Tia! It's behind you! It's behind you!
0:24:34 > 0:24:37Danyal's spotted his. Danyal's now taken a small lead.
0:24:37 > 0:24:42He's through! He's in the lead here. He's through the railings. Tia's...
0:24:42 > 0:24:44- Ooh, Tia's nearly over. - She's down on the ground,
0:24:44 > 0:24:48but, yes, the policeman spotted the rule break.
0:24:48 > 0:24:52Danyal spending a night in the cell. Tia spends the night celebrating.
0:24:52 > 0:24:56I felt really good because I was trying my hardest to get there,
0:24:56 > 0:24:57and then I just felt like...
0:24:57 > 0:25:00I just felt like dancing everywhere.
0:25:00 > 0:25:02Well played. What a controversial end.
0:25:02 > 0:25:05Help yourself to a Year Sphere, Tia.
0:25:06 > 0:25:09Marvellous. There we go.
0:25:09 > 0:25:12It's time to count up those Year Spheres.
0:25:12 > 0:25:15And, remember, AD dates are added to your total,
0:25:15 > 0:25:19and BC dates are subtracted from it. Here we go.
0:25:19 > 0:25:21OK, Danyal, let's have a look inside that
0:25:21 > 0:25:23Year Sphere. What have you got?
0:25:23 > 0:25:24Open it up for us.
0:25:25 > 0:25:28There we go. It's 1003 AD.
0:25:28 > 0:25:30Edward the Confessor was born that year.
0:25:30 > 0:25:32So, Danyal, that's good.
0:25:32 > 0:25:33OK, Rose, let's start off
0:25:33 > 0:25:35going through your four.
0:25:35 > 0:25:36Let's have a look.
0:25:36 > 0:25:391650 BC.
0:25:39 > 0:25:40Ooh, it's not a great start,
0:25:40 > 0:25:42but it's not disastrous either.
0:25:42 > 0:25:44The last mammoths became extinct
0:25:44 > 0:25:45around that time.
0:25:45 > 0:25:47Let's have a look at the second one.
0:25:48 > 0:25:49Oh, it's another BC.
0:25:49 > 0:25:531343 BC - the birth of Tutankhamen.
0:25:53 > 0:25:55Come on, let's get some positives going.
0:25:55 > 0:25:57Let's have a look at the next one.
0:25:57 > 0:26:00There we go. That's better. 1286 AD.
0:26:00 > 0:26:02Eyeglasses were invented
0:26:02 > 0:26:04in Italy that year. And let's have a look
0:26:04 > 0:26:05at your final one.
0:26:06 > 0:26:081807 AD -
0:26:08 > 0:26:11the first steamships were invented.
0:26:11 > 0:26:14Rose, that means you've got 100 points,
0:26:14 > 0:26:15so it means you're currently
0:26:15 > 0:26:16in second place.
0:26:16 > 0:26:18Danyal, you're still in the lead.
0:26:18 > 0:26:22It all rests on the opening of this final Sphere.
0:26:22 > 0:26:24Tia, let's have a look at it.
0:26:25 > 0:26:281756 AD.
0:26:28 > 0:26:30Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart
0:26:30 > 0:26:33was born that year, and that means that, Tia,
0:26:33 > 0:26:38- you have come with a late run and you are today's winner.- Yes!
0:26:38 > 0:26:41And, Tia, your prize has been personally selected
0:26:41 > 0:26:45by Rattus from the horrors floating in the Time Sewer.
0:26:45 > 0:26:50Yeah. Once owned by America's first president, George Washington,
0:26:50 > 0:26:53this prize is sure to put a smile on your face.
0:26:53 > 0:26:56- Because it's a set of false teeth. - Yes, indeed.
0:26:56 > 0:27:00Made from ivory, lead, and Washington's own teeth,
0:27:00 > 0:27:02as well as teeth extracted from his slaves.
0:27:02 > 0:27:05- What?!- Oh, it's OK, sort of.
0:27:05 > 0:27:08He paid for them - 122 shillings for nine teeth.
0:27:08 > 0:27:11- Tia, I can only apologise.- It's OK.
0:27:11 > 0:27:13- I hope you take some pleasure from them.- Thank you.
0:27:13 > 0:27:15Apologies also to our two runners-up,
0:27:15 > 0:27:18who are taking the fast but smelly route home
0:27:18 > 0:27:20down the Time Sewer.
0:27:20 > 0:27:24Sorry. Off you go, Rose. Off you go.
0:27:24 > 0:27:26- Bye, Rattus!- See you, Rose!
0:27:26 > 0:27:29Oh, this is gross!
0:27:29 > 0:27:31- Bye, cruel world. - See you, Danyal.
0:27:31 > 0:27:32Bye, cruel world!
0:27:32 > 0:27:36Oh! It's so cold! It's so cold!
0:27:36 > 0:27:38I'm off to present my collection
0:27:38 > 0:27:40to the British Museum.
0:27:40 > 0:27:41There you go, Rattus.
0:27:41 > 0:27:43Take that with you.
0:27:43 > 0:27:45That was Rattus Rattus. I've been Dave Lamb.
0:27:45 > 0:27:46You've been watching Gory Games.
0:27:46 > 0:27:47Goodbye.
0:27:47 > 0:27:50- # Games. #- So gross! Oh!
0:27:52 > 0:27:55- Eeh!- So, did they like it?
0:27:55 > 0:27:58Oh, did they like it? Did they like it?
0:27:58 > 0:28:01They've given it pride of place. Look!
0:28:02 > 0:28:04- In the bin?- Exactly!
0:28:04 > 0:28:09Oh, I am so proud. So proud! Eeh!