Episode 6

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0:00:02 > 0:00:04- Ow! OW! - Oh, Dave, what's the problem?

0:00:04 > 0:00:08- It's my ankle, it's really swollen. - Oh, let Dr Rattus have a look.

0:00:08 > 0:00:10Take your shoe off and let's have a peep.

0:00:12 > 0:00:14HE SNIFFS INTENTLY

0:00:15 > 0:00:18Oh-ho-ho!

0:00:18 > 0:00:22Oh, sorry, Dave - can't resist a cheesy sock!

0:00:22 > 0:00:25Anyway, that ankle does look a bit swollen.

0:00:25 > 0:00:29- Yeah, at your ripe old age, it's probably the rheumatism.- Really?

0:00:29 > 0:00:31Mmm. I'll pop down the pharmacy.

0:00:32 > 0:00:35Don't be too long, Rattus, the show's about to start.

0:00:37 > 0:00:40# If mummies, rats and fleas ain't your thing

0:00:40 > 0:00:43# And you don't like the sound of an exploding king

0:00:43 > 0:00:46# If you're easily scared and don't laugh at poo

0:00:46 > 0:00:49# Better turn off This show ain't for you

0:00:49 > 0:00:53# Still watching? Then let's test your brains

0:00:53 > 0:00:55# With Horrible Histories Gory Games

0:00:55 > 0:00:57# Horrible Histories Gory...

0:00:58 > 0:01:00# ..Games! #

0:01:00 > 0:01:03Hello, and welcome to Gory Games. I'm Dave Lamb.

0:01:03 > 0:01:05And I'm Rattus Rattus.

0:01:05 > 0:01:07Quick, Dave, put that on.

0:01:07 > 0:01:09- It's a cure for rheumatism. - What is it?

0:01:09 > 0:01:13Well, it's some donkey skin. I got it from a Tudor pharmacy.

0:01:13 > 0:01:17- A Tudor pharmacy?- Yeah, go on, put it on. What have you got to lose?

0:01:20 > 0:01:24- Er...- Just my dignity, as it turns out - again!

0:01:24 > 0:01:27Time to meet our Horrible Historians.

0:01:27 > 0:01:29Hi, my name's Ruhama, and I'm from London.

0:01:29 > 0:01:30CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

0:01:30 > 0:01:32Hi, I'm Ben, and I'm from Wiltshire.

0:01:32 > 0:01:33CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

0:01:33 > 0:01:35Hi, I'm Charlotte, and I'm from Leeds.

0:01:35 > 0:01:37CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

0:01:39 > 0:01:44Welcome, everyone. Right, you lot are playing to win Year Spheres.

0:01:44 > 0:01:46The person with the highest year score at the end of the show

0:01:46 > 0:01:49will win a prize fished - or should that be flushed -

0:01:49 > 0:01:52out of the Time Sewer by Rattus Rattus.

0:01:52 > 0:01:57Uh, that's Dr Rattus Rattus MD CBBC PhFlea.

0:01:57 > 0:02:00Yes... Time to crack on with round one.

0:02:00 > 0:02:03Let's find out what it's about by going over to the Gory Grid.

0:02:05 > 0:02:08It's the Measly Middle Ages.

0:02:08 > 0:02:12So, four questions on the Measly Middle Ages coming up.

0:02:12 > 0:02:15The person who gets the most right wins the first Year Sphere.

0:02:15 > 0:02:18And your four Measly Middle Ages topics are...

0:02:23 > 0:02:27So, Ruhama, it's your turn to pick first in this first round.

0:02:27 > 0:02:29- Which would you like? - Can I have Kings, please?

0:02:29 > 0:02:34In 884, who became the king of Western Francia?

0:02:41 > 0:02:43Show me now, please.

0:02:43 > 0:02:45OK, what's the answer?

0:02:45 > 0:02:46The answer is...

0:02:49 > 0:02:52It's true, or my name isn't Sam the Stinky.

0:02:52 > 0:02:56Which it is. It absolutely is. Well done, Ben, an excellent start.

0:02:56 > 0:02:59- What would you like, Ben? - I would like Peasants, please.

0:02:59 > 0:03:02In the early Middle Ages, peasants, or churls,

0:03:02 > 0:03:05made their homes out of wattle and daub.

0:03:05 > 0:03:09Wattle was made of long slender hazel branches woven together,

0:03:09 > 0:03:11but what was the daub?

0:03:12 > 0:03:16A mix of water, mud, straw... and what?

0:03:21 > 0:03:24And the answers now, please.

0:03:24 > 0:03:25What's the answer, please?

0:03:25 > 0:03:27The answer is...

0:03:27 > 0:03:30Which is also what holds my clothes together.

0:03:30 > 0:03:34One of the many reasons the Middle Ages is in my top three eras.

0:03:34 > 0:03:37Yes, I can well believe it. Excellent work.

0:03:37 > 0:03:40We're all level pegging again. There are two categories left.

0:03:40 > 0:03:42Charlotte, you get to choose this time.

0:03:42 > 0:03:46- Monsters, please.- Monsters. That is a question from Rattus Rattus.

0:03:46 > 0:03:49In the Middle Ages... My favourite era!

0:03:49 > 0:03:54..people believed in monsters from far-off lands.

0:03:54 > 0:03:59One such monster was a bonnacon, but what is it?

0:03:59 > 0:04:02Is it A, a giant monkey that spat at you,

0:04:03 > 0:04:08B, a giant rat with a lethal spiky tail,

0:04:08 > 0:04:12or C, a giant bull that attacked you with its poo?

0:04:12 > 0:04:14Show me now, please.

0:04:15 > 0:04:16What's the answer, Rattus?

0:04:16 > 0:04:17The answer is...

0:04:19 > 0:04:23People in the Middle Ages believed a bonnacon was a giant bull

0:04:23 > 0:04:25that used projectile poo as a weapon.

0:04:26 > 0:04:30Gives a whole new meaning to the phrase, beware of the bull!

0:04:32 > 0:04:36So, Ruhama and Ben take a slender lead with one category left.

0:04:36 > 0:04:39Rattus, can I take these donkey ears off now, please?

0:04:39 > 0:04:41Oh, no, no, no, no-one will notice you're wearing them anyway.

0:04:41 > 0:04:45You look just the same. Hee-haw!

0:04:45 > 0:04:48Brilliant. So glad I asked! The final topic is Popes.

0:04:48 > 0:04:52What did Pope Innocent VIII do on his deathbed to try

0:04:52 > 0:04:53and prolong his life?

0:04:59 > 0:05:01..Or C, drink the blood of living children?

0:05:01 > 0:05:02Let's see those answers.

0:05:03 > 0:05:06- What is the answer, please? - The answer is...

0:05:07 > 0:05:10Pope Innocent VIII drank the blood of living children

0:05:10 > 0:05:12in an attempt to prolong his life.

0:05:12 > 0:05:16Pope, maybe, but innocent? Not so much.

0:05:16 > 0:05:19Eurgh... Well, that's the end of the round.

0:05:19 > 0:05:22Ruhama and Ben, you've done extremely well -

0:05:22 > 0:05:23three points a piece.

0:05:23 > 0:05:26Bad luck, Charlotte. For now, you are history.

0:05:26 > 0:05:28We are entering a tie-breaker situation.

0:05:28 > 0:05:31KLAXON

0:05:31 > 0:05:33Beginning with the letter A,

0:05:33 > 0:05:36what was the name of the mythical English king who had a round table?

0:05:36 > 0:05:38King...?

0:05:38 > 0:05:39Ruhama.

0:05:39 > 0:05:41- Arthur.- Arthur is correct.

0:05:41 > 0:05:44Well done, Ruhama - you've won the quiz.

0:05:44 > 0:05:46Time to choose your Year Sphere,

0:05:46 > 0:05:48and that means it's time for me to say...

0:05:48 > 0:05:53VOICE ECHOES: All hail the Potty Pyramid!

0:05:53 > 0:05:54Hee-haw!

0:05:54 > 0:05:56TRIUMPHANT CHORAL MUSIC

0:05:58 > 0:05:59Ruhama, help yourself.

0:06:00 > 0:06:04And choose wisely, because AD dates will be added to your total score

0:06:04 > 0:06:07and of course BC dates will be subtracted from it.

0:06:07 > 0:06:10Stick it on the podium. We'll find out what's in there later.

0:06:10 > 0:06:13Now, winning the Middle Ages quiz means that Ruhama is automatically

0:06:13 > 0:06:16through to play the Middle Ages game, but will she be alone

0:06:16 > 0:06:18or will everyone get to play? Let's find out.

0:06:22 > 0:06:24Oh, it's a single-player game,

0:06:24 > 0:06:28so Ruhama, off down the Time Sewer on your own, please.

0:06:30 > 0:06:32- Eurgh, it stinks!- Yeah, eurgh!

0:06:35 > 0:06:37It's time for a swine of a game

0:06:37 > 0:06:40featuring one of the most unusual musical instruments ever invented.

0:06:40 > 0:06:42Yes, it's time to play...

0:06:45 > 0:06:49Unbelievably, King Louis XI of France actually had one of these.

0:06:49 > 0:06:52Each key poked a spike into a different-sized pig.

0:06:52 > 0:06:55Their squeals formed a musical note. All you have to do is listen

0:06:55 > 0:07:00and repeat a sequence of piggy squeals which gets longer each time.

0:07:00 > 0:07:03Remember, nine in a row and you've got yourself a Year Sphere.

0:07:03 > 0:07:06In three, two, one...

0:07:06 > 0:07:08Squeal!

0:07:08 > 0:07:12Yes, this is a Gory Games classic. The first sequence is four squeals.

0:07:12 > 0:07:14Let's see how she gets on.

0:07:14 > 0:07:16PIGS SQUEAL Yes.

0:07:16 > 0:07:18Lovely. Terrific!

0:07:18 > 0:07:21No problems there. Five this time.

0:07:21 > 0:07:25Remember, she needs to complete a sequence of mine squeals to win.

0:07:28 > 0:07:30Here she goes. PIGS SQUEAL

0:07:30 > 0:07:32Terrific. Yeah.

0:07:32 > 0:07:34Textbook. Smashing.

0:07:36 > 0:07:38Ruhama's making this look easy, isn't she, Rattus?

0:07:38 > 0:07:40She certainly is, Dave.

0:07:40 > 0:07:43I've got an old recording of a pig piano,

0:07:43 > 0:07:45but there's a lot of crackling.

0:07:45 > 0:07:47DAVE CHUCKLES Oh, I say!

0:07:47 > 0:07:52Of course, if the pigs hit the wrong notes, they get a rights roasting!

0:07:52 > 0:07:53Oh...! DAVE LAUGHS

0:07:53 > 0:07:57Hey, Rattus, Rattus, this game is squeal-y good!

0:07:57 > 0:07:59RATTUS SIGHS

0:07:59 > 0:08:02Sque... Squeal-y good... OK...

0:08:02 > 0:08:04Let's get back to the game, shall we?

0:08:04 > 0:08:08- Ruhama's doing extremely well, here. That's one. That's two.- Two.

0:08:08 > 0:08:11- PIG SQUEALS Three. Successful.- Three.

0:08:11 > 0:08:12- Four.- Four.

0:08:12 > 0:08:14- Yes, five.- Five.

0:08:16 > 0:08:18- Yes, six.- Six!

0:08:18 > 0:08:22- Seven!- Seven!- She is cruising along here, isn't she?

0:08:22 > 0:08:26- Eight to come next. Can she do it, Rattus - yes or no?- Yes!

0:08:26 > 0:08:29I've put him on the spot. He thinks she's going to do it.

0:08:29 > 0:08:31Let's find out.

0:08:31 > 0:08:33Yes.

0:08:33 > 0:08:35Yes, Rattus!

0:08:35 > 0:08:38- SQUELCHING Oh!- Oh!- And there's so much poo!

0:08:38 > 0:08:41It was a fantastic effort, but there's no Year Sphere.

0:08:41 > 0:08:43Let's get Ruhama's reaction.

0:08:43 > 0:08:48It was really annoying to get so close and not finish it properly,

0:08:48 > 0:08:53and it was horrible being squirted by the poo cos it was so disgusting.

0:08:53 > 0:08:55Oh, bad luck, Ruhama. Bad luck.

0:08:55 > 0:08:59No Year Sphere this time, but plenty more still on offer.

0:08:59 > 0:09:02- Dave, how's the ankle?- Oh, it's not good, Rattus. It's no better.

0:09:02 > 0:09:05Actually, this is coming off. HE SPLUTTERS

0:09:05 > 0:09:08Look, I think I know why that didn't work.

0:09:08 > 0:09:11- Because it was a load of old hocus-pocus nonsense?- No.

0:09:11 > 0:09:13You've got gout!

0:09:13 > 0:09:16So I've also picked up this Tudor cure.

0:09:16 > 0:09:19It's a mix of worms, pig marrow and herbs

0:09:19 > 0:09:21all brought together with a red-haired dog.

0:09:21 > 0:09:25- Oh, that sounds terrible. - Just rub some on your foot.

0:09:25 > 0:09:27No, Rattus, get off me!

0:09:27 > 0:09:30- Bad rodent! Bad rodent! - There we are. How does that feel?

0:09:30 > 0:09:32Well, slippy. Mostly slippy...!

0:09:32 > 0:09:34Oh! Argh!

0:09:34 > 0:09:39Oh, great! Now I've got a headache as well.

0:09:39 > 0:09:41Thank you, Dr Rattus!

0:09:41 > 0:09:43GIGGLING

0:09:43 > 0:09:44On to round two.

0:09:44 > 0:09:47To find out what's next, it's over to the Gory Grid.

0:09:50 > 0:09:52It's the Awful Egyptians.

0:09:53 > 0:09:56And here are your awful Egyptian topics.

0:10:02 > 0:10:04So, Ben, it's your turn to start us off this time.

0:10:04 > 0:10:06Which one of those do you fancy?

0:10:06 > 0:10:08I'll pick Tutankhamun, please.

0:10:08 > 0:10:12True or false - Tutankhamun had his own personal nose picker that

0:10:12 > 0:10:14would pick bogies from his nose?

0:10:14 > 0:10:17Show me now, please. What's the answer?

0:10:17 > 0:10:18It's...true!

0:10:18 > 0:10:22And the Pharaoh's nose picker was paid three head of cattle.

0:10:22 > 0:10:25- As well as all the bogeys he could eat.- Well played, everybody.

0:10:25 > 0:10:29That's a point a piece. A very, very good start indeed.

0:10:29 > 0:10:32- Charlotte, it's your turn to pick. - War, please.- War.

0:10:32 > 0:10:34Let's hear that question.

0:10:34 > 0:10:37True or false - the ancient Egyptians were almost

0:10:37 > 0:10:40always at war, fighting other nations?

0:10:40 > 0:10:43Is that true, or is that false? Show me now, please.

0:10:43 > 0:10:45What's the answer, please?

0:10:45 > 0:10:46It's...false.

0:10:46 > 0:10:50The deserts around Egypt meant it had no direct neighbours,

0:10:50 > 0:10:52so no constant military threat.

0:10:52 > 0:10:54Smug face!

0:10:54 > 0:10:57Wow, well played, Ruhama. Another point for you there.

0:10:57 > 0:11:01- And it's your turn to pick a topic. - Can I have Cleopatra, please?

0:11:01 > 0:11:06True or false - Cleopatra bathed in camel's milk to keep her skin soft?

0:11:06 > 0:11:09Is that true, or is that false? Show me now, please.

0:11:09 > 0:11:11Everybody thinks it's true. What's the answer, please?

0:11:11 > 0:11:13It's...false.

0:11:15 > 0:11:20Cleopatra bathed in donkey's milk. Camel's milk - as if!

0:11:20 > 0:11:22I've been known to shower in donkey's wee.

0:11:22 > 0:11:24That's a lovely image I'm not getting rid of quickly.

0:11:24 > 0:11:26Thanks for that, Rattus.

0:11:26 > 0:11:30Excellent. One more topic left in this round. Everything to play for.

0:11:30 > 0:11:33It's on Ramesses II, and it is a prop question.

0:11:33 > 0:11:34Prop question!

0:11:34 > 0:11:36BOTH: Prop question, prop question!

0:11:36 > 0:11:39That is a bull's tail.

0:11:39 > 0:11:45Pharaoh Ramesses II wore a bull's tail pinned to his back -

0:11:45 > 0:11:48is that true, or is that false? Show me now, please.

0:11:49 > 0:11:51The answer is...that it is true.

0:11:51 > 0:11:53As part of his kingly apparel,

0:11:53 > 0:11:57Ramesses II did wear a bull's tail pinned to his back.

0:11:57 > 0:11:59Quite right, too!

0:11:59 > 0:12:02All great leaders should have something pinned to their back.

0:12:02 > 0:12:04Oh, hang on...

0:12:05 > 0:12:09Is there anything pinned to my...? Is there anything pinned to my back?

0:12:09 > 0:12:13Is...? Come on, be honest. Is there anything pinched to my back? No?

0:12:13 > 0:12:14- No, there isn't?- No.- There isn't!

0:12:14 > 0:12:17Well, you missed a trick there, Rattus. Missed a trick!

0:12:17 > 0:12:19There's a point a piece.

0:12:19 > 0:12:22And at the end of that round, we can see that Ruhama,

0:12:22 > 0:12:24you have won yourself another Year Sphere.

0:12:24 > 0:12:26Go and pick it up.

0:12:26 > 0:12:28TRIUMPHANT CHORAL MUSIC

0:12:31 > 0:12:34OK, Ruhama, you're through to play the Egyptian game, but will

0:12:34 > 0:12:36it be just you, or will the others get to play too?

0:12:36 > 0:12:38Let's find out.

0:12:41 > 0:12:46Yeah! It's an all-play game, so come on, all of you down the Time Sewer.

0:12:47 > 0:12:49It stinks!

0:12:49 > 0:12:50Poo-ee!

0:12:53 > 0:12:56This next game consists of a pile of blocks that have to be

0:12:56 > 0:12:59transformed into three spectacular pyramids.

0:12:59 > 0:13:02It's a puzzle to make pyramids, so we've called it...

0:13:05 > 0:13:07It's important to get everything in the right order,

0:13:07 > 0:13:11otherwise your pyramid will be bang out of order. OK, let's do this.

0:13:11 > 0:13:13In three, two, one...

0:13:13 > 0:13:15HORN SOUNDS Go!

0:13:15 > 0:13:17We've made a small but fiendish change to this game, Rattus.

0:13:17 > 0:13:20Now the contestants' blocks are all piled up at the back.

0:13:20 > 0:13:23They've got to find the correct pieces to build with,

0:13:23 > 0:13:26and everyone is getting their bases in order.

0:13:26 > 0:13:29But oh, my goodness, they've woken up some mummies,

0:13:29 > 0:13:30and boy, do they look grumpy!

0:13:30 > 0:13:34- Well, wouldn't you be if you were woken up during a nap?- I would, yes.

0:13:34 > 0:13:38Ruhama backing away there from that mummy, clinging to her piece.

0:13:38 > 0:13:40Well, Charlotte's ploughing on regardless.

0:13:40 > 0:13:44And it looks like the mummies are off to scare someone else.

0:13:44 > 0:13:46Well, what an interesting interlude that was.

0:13:46 > 0:13:48It's very close at the moment, isn't it?

0:13:48 > 0:13:49Everyone on the second layer.

0:13:49 > 0:13:51Pyramids, of course, the last resting place

0:13:51 > 0:13:53for the great Egyptian Pharaohs.

0:13:53 > 0:13:57Dave, a little fact - great rat kings are also buried in pyramids.

0:13:57 > 0:14:01- Of poo?- Of course. - Nice. I thought they might be.

0:14:01 > 0:14:05I really thought... Did you see that little dance from Ben there?

0:14:05 > 0:14:07A little premature celebration, I thought.

0:14:07 > 0:14:11Well, you know, who knows? He might actually win it, Rattus.

0:14:11 > 0:14:14You never, never know, not with the giant pyramids.

0:14:14 > 0:14:17It's a bit early at this stage of the game, Dave, to be honest.

0:14:17 > 0:14:19I agree with you. Ruhama... Oh! Did you see her kick that off...?

0:14:19 > 0:14:21- Give it a good kick! - Just hoofed it one.

0:14:21 > 0:14:24Just hoofed it one, and rightly so, in my opinion.

0:14:24 > 0:14:27But look at that - you can see behind that Ben...

0:14:27 > 0:14:30I mean, Charlotte's doing well, but Ben is high up here.

0:14:30 > 0:14:32He is about to start his third layer.

0:14:32 > 0:14:35Look at him, he's picking up two pieces at once.

0:14:35 > 0:14:38I mean, we're going to consult with the rule book - is that cheating?

0:14:38 > 0:14:40- PAGES RUSTLE - It is perfectly legal, Dave.

0:14:40 > 0:14:44It is legal - I've checked with the rule book. That's above board.

0:14:44 > 0:14:46But look at them, they're neck and neck.

0:14:46 > 0:14:48It's even-stevens, they're at loggerheads,

0:14:48 > 0:14:51they're all on the same storey of the pyramid.

0:14:51 > 0:14:54But no! Ben's just knocked half of his down,

0:14:54 > 0:14:56and out of nowhere, look at Ruhama!

0:14:56 > 0:14:59She's come from nowhere. There goes the top piece!

0:14:59 > 0:15:03She is the best Egyptian. Let's hear what she thought.

0:15:03 > 0:15:06I felt the pressure because Ben and Charlotte were catching up,

0:15:06 > 0:15:09and I tried to run everywhere to get the pieces, and it was really hard.

0:15:09 > 0:15:11How about those mummies, Ben?

0:15:11 > 0:15:13They did actually put me off quite...a bit...

0:15:13 > 0:15:15MUMMY GROANS

0:15:15 > 0:15:20Oh, well done, everybody. Well done. Congratulations, Ruhama.

0:15:20 > 0:15:22Help yourself to another Year Sphere.

0:15:22 > 0:15:23TRIUMPHANT CHORAL MUSIC

0:15:23 > 0:15:27Superb work. What's in there, we'll find out later.

0:15:27 > 0:15:31- Hello, Rattus, what is this? - Oh, it's for your headache, Dave.

0:15:31 > 0:15:33I've been to a Roman pharmacy this time.

0:15:33 > 0:15:35Just pop your hand in there.

0:15:36 > 0:15:38It's not made from some other poor dead creature, is it?

0:15:38 > 0:15:41Absolutely not.

0:15:42 > 0:15:44HE YOWLS, ELECTRICITY BUZZES

0:15:44 > 0:15:46Argh!

0:15:47 > 0:15:52It's a live one. An electric eel - a Roman cure for headaches.

0:15:52 > 0:15:54Ow!

0:15:54 > 0:15:55OW!

0:15:55 > 0:15:57Ow...

0:15:57 > 0:16:00- Forgotten about the headache, though, haven't you?- WHIMPERS: Ow...

0:16:00 > 0:16:04Right, round three. Over to the Gory Grid to find out what's up next.

0:16:05 > 0:16:09It's the Awesome USA.

0:16:09 > 0:16:11So, four questions, as always,

0:16:11 > 0:16:14and here are your four Awesome USA topics.

0:16:20 > 0:16:22So, Charlotte, it's your turn to lead us off.

0:16:22 > 0:16:24- Which of those would you like? - Big Nose George, please.

0:16:24 > 0:16:26Big Nose George. OK, then.

0:16:26 > 0:16:31True or false - Wild West outlaw Big Nose George was arrested

0:16:31 > 0:16:36and hanged in 1881, and afterwards, his skin was made into a saddle?

0:16:36 > 0:16:39Is that true, or is that false? Show me now, please.

0:16:39 > 0:16:42Let's find out if they're all right, or if they're all wrong.

0:16:42 > 0:16:44It's...false.

0:16:44 > 0:16:48Big Nose George's skin was turned into a pair of shoes.

0:16:48 > 0:16:50The new Governor of Wyoming then wore

0:16:50 > 0:16:53the shoes at a ball in his honour.

0:16:53 > 0:16:56Whoa... Bad vibes, man.

0:16:56 > 0:16:57No points there, I'm afraid, everybody.

0:16:57 > 0:16:59Ruhama, it's your turn to pick.

0:16:59 > 0:17:01Can I have Black Bart, please?

0:17:01 > 0:17:03You certainly can.

0:17:03 > 0:17:08True or false - the famous Wild West outlaw Black Bart would

0:17:08 > 0:17:11leave behind poems after robbing stagecoaches?

0:17:11 > 0:17:13Is that true, or is that false? Show me, please.

0:17:15 > 0:17:17They all think it's true. Are they right this time?

0:17:17 > 0:17:18It's...true.

0:17:20 > 0:17:21Out of sight, man!

0:17:21 > 0:17:25Imagine that, the polite Black Bart has taken your treasure,

0:17:25 > 0:17:27No need to thank me, it was my pleasure.

0:17:27 > 0:17:31Can't think of anything that rhymes with Bart. Hold on, I've got it!

0:17:31 > 0:17:33HE BREAKS WIND

0:17:35 > 0:17:38So sorry you had to hear that. That's a point in a piece, though,

0:17:38 > 0:17:42a point a piece. Lovely stuff. And Ben, it's your turn to pick.

0:17:42 > 0:17:48- I'd like to pick Lincoln, please. - Now that is a prop question.

0:17:48 > 0:17:51Prop question, prop question, prop question!

0:17:51 > 0:17:55This is an Abraham Lincoln beard and hat, in that order.

0:17:55 > 0:17:56And here is your question.

0:17:56 > 0:18:00True or false - Abraham Lincoln grew his famous beard

0:18:00 > 0:18:04because he was told to do so in a letter from an 88-year-old granny?

0:18:04 > 0:18:07Is that true, or is that false? Let's have a look.

0:18:07 > 0:18:10You know that beard suits you, Dave? Hides your face a bit.

0:18:10 > 0:18:12Thanks for that.

0:18:12 > 0:18:14And I can tell you, the answer is,

0:18:14 > 0:18:15it's false.

0:18:15 > 0:18:16Congratulations.

0:18:16 > 0:18:18Lincoln was told to grow his beard

0:18:18 > 0:18:20in a letter from an 11-year-old girl.

0:18:20 > 0:18:24And I think if all presidents took the advice of an 11-year-old girl,

0:18:24 > 0:18:26the world would be a safer place.

0:18:26 > 0:18:28Congratulations, there's a point a piece there.

0:18:28 > 0:18:32It's all to play for. Very exciting, one topic left.

0:18:32 > 0:18:33It is a question from Rattus Rattus.

0:18:33 > 0:18:39True or false? In 1607, the first settlers founded Jamestown,

0:18:39 > 0:18:44but they had no reliable food supply and starvation soon set in.

0:18:44 > 0:18:50By 1609, some settlers got so hungry, they ate human poo.

0:18:50 > 0:18:53Is that true, or is that false? Show me now, please.

0:18:53 > 0:18:56Rattus, what's the answer?

0:18:56 > 0:19:01- It's true!- Eurgh! - What's the problem?

0:19:01 > 0:19:05What do you mean, what's the problem?! Crikey. Eurgh!

0:19:05 > 0:19:08Well, that's a point for Ben and a point for Charlotte.

0:19:08 > 0:19:13And that means we are in a tie-breaker situation.

0:19:13 > 0:19:15KLAXON

0:19:15 > 0:19:18Beginning with the letter W, the home of the President

0:19:18 > 0:19:20of the United States is called the WHAT House?

0:19:20 > 0:19:22- Ben.- The White House.

0:19:22 > 0:19:24The White House is correct. Well done, Ben.

0:19:24 > 0:19:26Help yourself to a Year Sphere.

0:19:26 > 0:19:30TRIUMPHANT CHORAL MUSIC

0:19:31 > 0:19:34OK, Ben, as the winner of the Awesome USA quiz,

0:19:34 > 0:19:37you're through to play the Awesome USA game.

0:19:37 > 0:19:39But will it be just you, or is everyone else coming along?

0:19:39 > 0:19:41Let's find out.

0:19:43 > 0:19:46Oh, it's a single-player game, so off you go down the Time Sewer.

0:19:47 > 0:19:49Ooh, iffy!

0:19:51 > 0:19:53It's America, 1899,

0:19:53 > 0:19:55and you're robbing a train with the notorious Wild Bunch.

0:19:55 > 0:19:57Yes, it's time to play...

0:20:01 > 0:20:03Get the carriage door open to reveal three safes,

0:20:03 > 0:20:05attach the right cable and blow them up

0:20:05 > 0:20:08until you find the one with the cash.

0:20:08 > 0:20:11Then grab 50,000 before the time runs out to get

0:20:11 > 0:20:12yourself a Year Sphere.

0:20:12 > 0:20:15Three, two, one...

0:20:15 > 0:20:16TRAIN HORN

0:20:16 > 0:20:20Ben steps off his imaginary horse and tries to get into the carriage.

0:20:20 > 0:20:22Several bolts, of course, to get through,

0:20:22 > 0:20:25but he's making short work of them, and he is in.

0:20:25 > 0:20:26Straight to the barrel.

0:20:26 > 0:20:31Now, he tosses rope after rope aside until he finds the one he likes.

0:20:31 > 0:20:35Ooh, I like that one too! It's like a big long lovely tail.

0:20:35 > 0:20:38Crikey, I'd hate to meet the rat that that tail belongs to.

0:20:38 > 0:20:39Well, he's doing excellently here.

0:20:39 > 0:20:41The rope's connected, he's heading back.

0:20:41 > 0:20:43Here it comes, Rattus, already!

0:20:43 > 0:20:45- Ka-boom! - But there's nothing in there.

0:20:45 > 0:20:48He's going to have to go again. He already has. Crikey!

0:20:48 > 0:20:51He's wasting no time here. Second explosion coming.

0:20:51 > 0:20:53Boom!

0:20:53 > 0:20:58Empty again. I think Ben just likes blowing things up, Rattus.

0:20:58 > 0:21:01- It's got to be in this one, hasn't it?- Surely.- It absolutely has to be.

0:21:01 > 0:21:03- Here we go.- Boom!

0:21:03 > 0:21:05Well, I think Ben has used too much dynamite -

0:21:05 > 0:21:07just like the real Wild Bunch.

0:21:07 > 0:21:09I think you might be right, Rattus.

0:21:09 > 0:21:11There is cash everywhere, but keep your eye on that cash-o-meter,

0:21:11 > 0:21:15because he's got to get 50,000 into his over-the-shoulder bag

0:21:15 > 0:21:17to win the Year Sphere.

0:21:17 > 0:21:23Is he going to do this? He's still got 14 seconds. Keep your eyes left.

0:21:23 > 0:21:25The cash is creeping up, it's filling up fast.

0:21:25 > 0:21:30He's going to do it, I think, but it's going to be close. Yes!

0:21:30 > 0:21:34Benny the Bandit has won himself a Year Sphere. Marvellous stuff.

0:21:36 > 0:21:38Any plans for all that dosh, fella?

0:21:38 > 0:21:39Now I've got all this money,

0:21:39 > 0:21:42I'm probably going to spend it on a house,

0:21:42 > 0:21:47maybe on some new furniture, but definitely a gold bar.

0:21:47 > 0:21:48Gold bar - nice.

0:21:48 > 0:21:50Congratulations, Ben. Superb work.

0:21:50 > 0:21:53Help yourself to another Year Sphere.

0:21:53 > 0:21:54Superb, superb, superb.

0:21:54 > 0:21:57TRIUMPHANT CHORAL MUSIC

0:21:59 > 0:22:01Oh, Rattus, what is that?!

0:22:01 > 0:22:05Well, it's a mixture of wine and goat poo -

0:22:05 > 0:22:07a Roman cure for broken ribs.

0:22:07 > 0:22:10There is nothing wrong with my ribs.

0:22:10 > 0:22:12No, but I think I've broken some of me own...

0:22:12 > 0:22:14..laughing at you!

0:22:14 > 0:22:16RATTUS LAUGHS

0:22:16 > 0:22:20Oh, oh, oh, quick, Dave, rub on, rub on some of the goat poo, go on.

0:22:20 > 0:22:21I'm not touching you with that.

0:22:21 > 0:22:23I mean, it's bad enough touching you without that,

0:22:23 > 0:22:26but I'm not touching you with that. All right, have we got that?

0:22:26 > 0:22:28OK, it's the final round, so it's over to the Gory Grid

0:22:28 > 0:22:29to find out what we've got.

0:22:31 > 0:22:33It's the Terrible Tudors.

0:22:33 > 0:22:38As ever, no quiz - just our big, all-play endgame.

0:22:38 > 0:22:41So it's back down the Time Sewer with the lot of you, please.

0:22:41 > 0:22:43- Bye.- Thank you, Charlotte. Bye.- Woo!

0:22:46 > 0:22:50King Henry the Eighth? More like King Henry the ATE!

0:22:50 > 0:22:51It's time to play...

0:22:54 > 0:22:56His Royal Roundness certainly liked his grub,

0:22:56 > 0:22:58so fling the pies into his gob.

0:22:58 > 0:23:01Whoever gets the most pies into his kingly cakehole

0:23:01 > 0:23:04within the time limit gets the Year Sphere.

0:23:04 > 0:23:07In three, two, one...

0:23:07 > 0:23:09KLAXON Feed the monster!

0:23:09 > 0:23:14It's pies all round, as everybody lines up.

0:23:14 > 0:23:15And they all miss.

0:23:15 > 0:23:18- That's a disappointing start, wasn't it, Rattus?- It is, I'm afraid, Dave.

0:23:18 > 0:23:20Someone's got to score first. Who's it going to be?

0:23:20 > 0:23:21It's Ben!

0:23:21 > 0:23:23Ben gets us off the mark, thankfully.

0:23:23 > 0:23:26That was looking like 0-0 for a while there.

0:23:26 > 0:23:29But Ruhama's scored now. She's notched...

0:23:29 > 0:23:31Just Charlotte, to see if she can catch up.

0:23:31 > 0:23:35And right on cue, she most certainly does.

0:23:35 > 0:23:38Well, superb stuff this, it's close at the top.

0:23:38 > 0:23:39Charlotte forges into the lead.

0:23:39 > 0:23:42They're throwing these like Frisbees, aren't they, Rattus?

0:23:42 > 0:23:43They certainly are, Dave.

0:23:43 > 0:23:45And a little tip here, viewers - unlike pies,

0:23:45 > 0:23:49Frisbees are not good to eat. I've tried, they're way too plasticky.

0:23:49 > 0:23:52Well, what passes for words of wisdom from Rattus there.

0:23:54 > 0:23:56Ruhama scores again. Well...

0:23:56 > 0:23:59Oh, and Charlotte replies instantly!

0:23:59 > 0:24:01That is superb pie-ing.

0:24:01 > 0:24:03BELL TOLLS

0:24:03 > 0:24:05And there, the toll of the bell.

0:24:05 > 0:24:07Charlotte makes it four, look! Wonderful stuff.

0:24:07 > 0:24:10Did they really have inflatables back in Tudor times, Dave?

0:24:10 > 0:24:12Yes - Henry's stomach!

0:24:12 > 0:24:14RATTUS LAUGHS

0:24:14 > 0:24:16Oh, I love it when you laugh at my jokes.

0:24:16 > 0:24:17It makes me feel all warm inside.

0:24:17 > 0:24:21And Ruhama gets a pie, and that's three.

0:24:21 > 0:24:22Followed by Ben. Yes, nice.

0:24:22 > 0:24:26That's Ben on two, but is it too little too late?

0:24:26 > 0:24:29A last frantic effort from everyone. Feeding time is nearly over.

0:24:29 > 0:24:30KLAXON

0:24:30 > 0:24:33Oh, it's completely over, and Charlotte wins the Year Sphere.

0:24:33 > 0:24:34Did that make you hungry, Charlotte?

0:24:34 > 0:24:36I love pies.

0:24:36 > 0:24:39I love apple pies, any type of pie.

0:24:39 > 0:24:41- Not these kind of pies.- Who would?

0:24:42 > 0:24:44Tremendous work.

0:24:44 > 0:24:48Congratulations, Charlotte, help yourself to the final Year Sphere.

0:24:48 > 0:24:50TRIUMPHANT CHORAL MUSIC

0:24:50 > 0:24:54So, it's time for us to count up those Year Spheres,

0:24:54 > 0:24:59and remember, AD dates are added, and BC dates are subtracted.

0:24:59 > 0:25:02OK, Ruhama, let's have a look at that first one of yours.

0:25:04 > 0:25:09Oh! It's a BC. That could bring the others into the game.

0:25:09 > 0:25:14But it's not a disaster. 287 BC - Archimedes was born that year.

0:25:14 > 0:25:16Let's have a look at the second one.

0:25:18 > 0:25:20That's a better one. 1452 AD -

0:25:20 > 0:25:22Leonardo da Vinci was born that year.

0:25:22 > 0:25:24And that third and final one.

0:25:27 > 0:25:30Oh, it's another BC, but again, it's a small one.

0:25:30 > 0:25:3127 BC this time.

0:25:31 > 0:25:35Caesar Augustus became the first Roman emperor that year.

0:25:35 > 0:25:36So you're in the positive,

0:25:36 > 0:25:38but it does open the door for the other two.

0:25:38 > 0:25:41Ben, let's have a look at your first sphere.

0:25:42 > 0:25:44Ooh, again, it's small but it's positive.

0:25:44 > 0:25:4879 AD - Mount Vesuvius erupted that year.

0:25:48 > 0:25:50And your second one, please, Ben.

0:25:51 > 0:25:52Now, that's solid.

0:25:52 > 0:25:551845 AD - the great potato famine

0:25:55 > 0:25:57began in Ireland that year.

0:25:57 > 0:26:00You're nicely in the positive, but you can be caught.

0:26:00 > 0:26:03Now, Charlotte, I'm going to come and help you with yours.

0:26:03 > 0:26:04Let's have a look at this.

0:26:06 > 0:26:07I can hardly watch...

0:26:07 > 0:26:111859 AD. Excellent.

0:26:11 > 0:26:15The pony express was invented in America that year.

0:26:15 > 0:26:19By the thinnest of margins, it is Ben who is this week's winner,

0:26:19 > 0:26:23with a total of 1,924 points.

0:26:23 > 0:26:25So, congratulations, Ben.

0:26:25 > 0:26:28Time for you to collect your "prize",

0:26:28 > 0:26:30as selected by Rattus Rattus.

0:26:32 > 0:26:36Please tell me this is not another one of your terrible cures, Rattus.

0:26:36 > 0:26:41Well, Dave, it's the fat of a lion, a hippo, a crocodile,

0:26:41 > 0:26:44a tom cat, snake and a Nubian ibex

0:26:44 > 0:26:48mixed together to make an ancient Egyptian cure for baldness.

0:26:48 > 0:26:52No, Rattus, no. I am not trying it.

0:26:52 > 0:26:54- Careful!- There you go, Ben.

0:26:54 > 0:26:57Try not to get any of it on you. Yes, yes, good reaction.

0:26:58 > 0:27:01- Oh...- Careful, Dave, you've spilt a bit.- What?!

0:27:01 > 0:27:03Oh!

0:27:05 > 0:27:07Argh! Ow!

0:27:07 > 0:27:11I've done the other ankle. And now I've got another headache.

0:27:11 > 0:27:14- Ooh, I know some good cures! - No, Rat...! No!

0:27:14 > 0:27:17It's time for our two runners-up to go home through the Time Sewer.

0:27:17 > 0:27:19You're going to have to let yourselves out, I'm afraid,

0:27:19 > 0:27:20I can't actually walk.

0:27:20 > 0:27:22Bye-bye.

0:27:22 > 0:27:24- Bye.- Bye.- Hope you don't get too messy.

0:27:25 > 0:27:27I hope you're feeling guilty, Rattus.

0:27:27 > 0:27:30Well, I don't know. What does feeling guilty feel like?

0:27:30 > 0:27:31Oh, I guess you'll never know.

0:27:33 > 0:27:34Eurgh...

0:27:35 > 0:27:39- I've been Dave Lamb. - I've been Dr Rattus Rattus.

0:27:39 > 0:27:42- And you've been watching Gory Games! - Goodbye!

0:27:42 > 0:27:44# Games! #