0:00:02 > 0:00:04- Next left, driver.- Rattus, I am not your chauffeur.
0:00:04 > 0:00:05Don't talk to the talent, driver.
0:00:05 > 0:00:07I am not your driver.
0:00:07 > 0:00:09Well, how come I'm in the back ordering you around
0:00:09 > 0:00:12and you're in the front driving?
0:00:12 > 0:00:14Because your feet can't reach the pedals.
0:00:14 > 0:00:16We're just carpooling to save the environment.
0:00:16 > 0:00:18Cut down on emissions.
0:00:18 > 0:00:20RATTUS BREAKS WIND
0:00:20 > 0:00:21And that's not helping.
0:00:21 > 0:00:23Next right, driver.
0:00:23 > 0:00:25HE LAUGHS
0:00:25 > 0:00:27Oh, give me strength.
0:00:27 > 0:00:31# If mummies, rats and fleas ain't your thing
0:00:31 > 0:00:34# And you don't like the sound of an exploding king
0:00:34 > 0:00:36# If you're easily scared and you don't laugh at poo
0:00:36 > 0:00:40# You better turn off This show ain't for you
0:00:40 > 0:00:42# Still watching?
0:00:42 > 0:00:44# Then let's test your brains
0:00:44 > 0:00:46# With Horrible Histories Gory Games
0:00:46 > 0:00:49# Horrible Histories Gory...
0:00:49 > 0:00:51# Games. #
0:00:51 > 0:00:53Hello and welcome to Gory Games.
0:00:53 > 0:00:56With the star of the show, me, Rattus Rattus,
0:00:56 > 0:00:58and his ex-chauffeur, Dave Lamb.
0:00:58 > 0:01:00"Ex-chauffeur"?
0:01:00 > 0:01:03- Yeah, you're fired.- You can't fire me, I don't work for you.
0:01:03 > 0:01:05Not any more you don't, you're fired.
0:01:05 > 0:01:08Let's meet today's horrible historians.
0:01:08 > 0:01:11Hi, I'm Paris and I'm from Windsor.
0:01:11 > 0:01:13CHEERING
0:01:13 > 0:01:15Hi, I'm Keaton and I'm from Liverpool.
0:01:15 > 0:01:17CHEERING
0:01:17 > 0:01:19Hi, I'm Zainab and I'm from London.
0:01:19 > 0:01:21CHEERING
0:01:24 > 0:01:26Welcome, everyone.
0:01:26 > 0:01:28You lot are playing to win Year Spheres.
0:01:28 > 0:01:31The person with the highest year score at the end of the show
0:01:31 > 0:01:34will win a terrible prize fished out of the time sewer
0:01:34 > 0:01:37by the even more terrible Rattus Rattus.
0:01:37 > 0:01:39# Just cos I fired you. #
0:01:39 > 0:01:41He simply didn't.
0:01:41 > 0:01:43Time to crack on with Round One.
0:01:43 > 0:01:46Let's find out what it's about by going over to the Gory Grid.
0:01:48 > 0:01:50It's the Rotten Romans.
0:01:51 > 0:01:54So, four questions on the Rotten Romans coming up.
0:01:54 > 0:01:58The person who gets the most right wins the first Year Sphere
0:01:58 > 0:02:00and your four Roman topics are...
0:02:06 > 0:02:08RATTUS RATTUS LAUGHS
0:02:08 > 0:02:10So, Paris, you get to pick first this round.
0:02:10 > 0:02:11What are you going to go for?
0:02:11 > 0:02:14- I'm going to go for Toilets, please.- Toilets!
0:02:14 > 0:02:17And you won't be surprised to hear that that is a question from Rattus.
0:02:17 > 0:02:20It certainly is. True or false -
0:02:20 > 0:02:24Roman public toilets didn't have cubicles,
0:02:24 > 0:02:27so everyone had to do their business sitting next to each other?
0:02:27 > 0:02:29TOILET FLUSHES
0:02:29 > 0:02:31HE LAUGHS
0:02:31 > 0:02:33Is that true or is that false? Show me now, please.
0:02:33 > 0:02:35Wow. Everybody has gone for true.
0:02:35 > 0:02:37What's the answer, Rattus?
0:02:37 > 0:02:39It's true. Yeah.
0:02:39 > 0:02:42They would even share the same sponge on a stick
0:02:42 > 0:02:43to wipe their bottoms.
0:02:43 > 0:02:45I would never share a pooey sponge on a stick.
0:02:45 > 0:02:49- No, good for you, Rattus. - No, I'd eat it all myself.
0:02:49 > 0:02:51That's a point apiece. What a cracking start.
0:02:51 > 0:02:53Superb. Keaton, pick us a topic.
0:02:53 > 0:02:55Can I go for Banquets, please?
0:02:57 > 0:03:01True or false - at banquets in ancient Rome, slaves would
0:03:01 > 0:03:04crawl around the floor mopping up the guests' vomit?
0:03:04 > 0:03:07Is that true or is that false? Let's see.
0:03:08 > 0:03:10Wow. Keaton and Zainab both think it's false.
0:03:10 > 0:03:12Paris think that's true. What's the answer, please?
0:03:12 > 0:03:14It's true.
0:03:14 > 0:03:16I mean, you'd have to be sick between courses
0:03:16 > 0:03:18so you could eat more,
0:03:18 > 0:03:21meaning there was plenty of sick for those slaves to clear up.
0:03:21 > 0:03:24Oh, talk about a dream job!
0:03:24 > 0:03:26Hey, Dave, you should apply.
0:03:26 > 0:03:27Now I've sacked you as my driver.
0:03:27 > 0:03:30PARIS GIGGLES Moving on.
0:03:30 > 0:03:32Let's give a point to Paris, shall we? There we go.
0:03:32 > 0:03:35Fabulous. OK, Zainab, your turn.
0:03:35 > 0:03:37- Caligula, please.- Caligula it is.
0:03:37 > 0:03:38Let's hear that question.
0:03:38 > 0:03:43True or false - Caligula once got so bored at a gladiator games
0:03:43 > 0:03:45that he ordered his guards to throw a section
0:03:45 > 0:03:49of the audience into the arena to be eaten alive by wild animals?
0:03:49 > 0:03:53Is that true or is that false? Let's see.
0:03:53 > 0:03:54Wow. Paris and Keaton think it's true.
0:03:54 > 0:03:58Zainab thinks that false. What's the answer?
0:03:58 > 0:04:00It's true.
0:04:00 > 0:04:03On the bright side, they did get an excellent view of the games.
0:04:03 > 0:04:06Well played, Paris and Keaton. A point apiece.
0:04:06 > 0:04:09There is one question left in this round
0:04:09 > 0:04:11and it is a question on Catapults.
0:04:12 > 0:04:15True or false - when the Roman army ran out of ropes
0:04:15 > 0:04:19for their catapults, they used rat tails knotted together?
0:04:19 > 0:04:24Don't you worry, Taily, it was a long time ago.
0:04:24 > 0:04:26Is that true or is that false?
0:04:27 > 0:04:30Zainab and Keaton agreeing this time, both thinking it's false.
0:04:30 > 0:04:34Paris has gone for true. What's the answer?
0:04:34 > 0:04:36It's false.
0:04:37 > 0:04:40But they did sometimes use women's hair.
0:04:40 > 0:04:43Phew, you're all right, Taily, you're all right.
0:04:43 > 0:04:45I'm sure we're all delighted for Taily,
0:04:45 > 0:04:47but I'll tell you who is delighted -
0:04:47 > 0:04:49Keaton and Zainab. They get a point each there.
0:04:49 > 0:04:52And look at that - at the end of the round,
0:04:52 > 0:04:55we have a tie-breaker situation.
0:04:55 > 0:04:57Zainab, just for the moment, you are history.
0:04:57 > 0:04:59Keaton and Paris, you're going
0:04:59 > 0:05:01head-to-head for the first Year Sphere.
0:05:02 > 0:05:05Beginning with the letter L, what were the wild animals...
0:05:05 > 0:05:07RATTUS RATTUS BREAKS WIND ..in the Roman arena
0:05:07 > 0:05:09to which Christians were often fed?
0:05:09 > 0:05:10- Keaton.- Lions.
0:05:10 > 0:05:13Lions is correct. Congratulations, Keaton,
0:05:13 > 0:05:16- you have won the first Year Sphere. - Yes!- Excellent work.
0:05:16 > 0:05:19And that means it's time for me to say...
0:05:19 > 0:05:24ECHOING VOICE: All hail the Potty Pyramid!
0:05:26 > 0:05:28Keaton, help yourself to the first Year Sphere.
0:05:28 > 0:05:31Choose wisely, because AD dates will be added to your total score,
0:05:31 > 0:05:35but BC dates will of course be subtracted.
0:05:35 > 0:05:37We'll find out what's in there later on.
0:05:37 > 0:05:41Now, winning the Roman Quiz means that Keaton is automatically through
0:05:41 > 0:05:43to play the Roman Game,
0:05:43 > 0:05:47but will he be alone or will everybody get to play?
0:05:47 > 0:05:49Let's find out, shall we?
0:05:50 > 0:05:53It's a single player game.
0:05:53 > 0:05:55Off you go down the Time Sewer, Keaton.
0:05:55 > 0:05:57Good luck.
0:05:57 > 0:06:00Bleurgh!
0:06:00 > 0:06:01I'm going to vomit.
0:06:03 > 0:06:08The year is 31 BC and the Roman Empire is at war with itself!
0:06:08 > 0:06:10RATTUS RATTUS LAUGHS
0:06:10 > 0:06:12Octavian and Mark Antony are going head-to-head
0:06:12 > 0:06:15for the ultimate victory. Yes, it's time to play...
0:06:18 > 0:06:21You are on Octavian's side.
0:06:21 > 0:06:23Use your catapult to sink Mark Antony's ships.
0:06:23 > 0:06:25One point for hitting a ship.
0:06:25 > 0:06:27Two points if it's Mark Antony's blue ship.
0:06:27 > 0:06:30Score five points to win a Year Sphere.
0:06:30 > 0:06:32On my command...
0:06:32 > 0:06:36Three, two, one...
0:06:36 > 0:06:38Unleash hell!
0:06:38 > 0:06:40FOG HORN BLARES
0:06:40 > 0:06:42And that's exactly what Keaton is going to do.
0:06:42 > 0:06:45- He loads the catapult. - I don't like catapults.
0:06:45 > 0:06:47Largely, because they contain the word "cat."
0:06:47 > 0:06:49LAUGHING: No, it's a fair point.
0:06:49 > 0:06:51He's having a miss there to start.
0:06:51 > 0:06:54A second miss. Well, is he going to hit at all, Rattus?
0:06:54 > 0:06:56- Oh!- Oh, yes!- Yes, he is.
0:06:56 > 0:06:59And that was Mark Antony's ship, so he starts off with two points.
0:06:59 > 0:07:01Lovely. There's a third.
0:07:01 > 0:07:04- Rattus, he's flying now, isn't he? - He certainly is.
0:07:04 > 0:07:05I'm willing him on.
0:07:05 > 0:07:07Oh, well done, and it's making a difference.
0:07:07 > 0:07:11That's four points already and here comes Trevor the Seagull.
0:07:11 > 0:07:14Trevor always tries to defend Mark Antony's fleet,
0:07:14 > 0:07:15but he's got nowhere there!
0:07:15 > 0:07:18Keaton has done it! What a seafaring genius.
0:07:18 > 0:07:20How did that feel?
0:07:20 > 0:07:23The game was fun and exciting.
0:07:23 > 0:07:24It was really difficult at first,
0:07:24 > 0:07:26but once you got into the hang of it, it was amazing.
0:07:26 > 0:07:28I bet that seagull was a high point.
0:07:28 > 0:07:30When the seagull came in, it was really annoying,
0:07:30 > 0:07:33- cos I got distracted a lot. - HE IMITATES SEAGULL: Hello, Keaton.
0:07:33 > 0:07:35Got any chips for me?
0:07:35 > 0:07:37Congratulations, Keaton.
0:07:37 > 0:07:39Superb ship sinking.
0:07:39 > 0:07:41Help yourself to another Year Sphere.
0:07:43 > 0:07:45Rattus, what are you doing?
0:07:45 > 0:07:49I'm writing an ad.
0:07:49 > 0:07:53"Wanted, new driver for a hugely successful Rattus."
0:07:53 > 0:07:55THEY GIGGLE
0:07:55 > 0:08:00""Must be better than my current one, which won't be difficult."
0:08:00 > 0:08:03That is going straight down the Time Sewer.
0:08:03 > 0:08:05Aw!
0:08:05 > 0:08:08Not that I was ever your driver.
0:08:09 > 0:08:12Onto Round Two and to find out what's up next,
0:08:12 > 0:08:15it's over to that most goriest of all grids.
0:08:16 > 0:08:20It's the Measly Middle Ages.
0:08:20 > 0:08:25And here are your all-important Middle Ages topics.
0:08:31 > 0:08:35So, Keaton, it is your turn to pick a topic first.
0:08:35 > 0:08:37Can I go for Monks, please?
0:08:37 > 0:08:40Bored monks sometimes added cheeky images
0:08:40 > 0:08:43to religious manuscripts they were illustrating.
0:08:43 > 0:08:48The Rutland Salter features a demon firing an arrow into what...?
0:08:57 > 0:08:59Show me now, please.
0:08:59 > 0:09:01Oh, they've all gone for B.
0:09:01 > 0:09:04Every one of them thinks it's a dragon's bottom.
0:09:04 > 0:09:06- What's the answer?- The answer is...
0:09:06 > 0:09:08A.
0:09:08 > 0:09:12The monk drew a demon firing an arrow into a merman's bottom.
0:09:12 > 0:09:14Naughty monky.
0:09:14 > 0:09:16And if you don't believe us, here it is.
0:09:16 > 0:09:18I bet when they saw that,
0:09:18 > 0:09:20all the other monks broke their vow of silence.
0:09:20 > 0:09:22THEY LAUGH
0:09:22 > 0:09:24Zainab, your turn to pick a topic.
0:09:24 > 0:09:27Can I have Richard III, please?
0:09:27 > 0:09:30Richard III. You certainly can, and that is a prop question.
0:09:30 > 0:09:32# Prop question
0:09:32 > 0:09:34# Prop question Prop question. #
0:09:34 > 0:09:36Prop question.
0:09:36 > 0:09:38That is a human bone.
0:09:38 > 0:09:42In 2012, the bones of King Richard III were discovered in Leicester,
0:09:42 > 0:09:44but where exactly?
0:09:44 > 0:09:46THEY GASP Was it...?
0:09:50 > 0:09:52All answer now, please.
0:09:53 > 0:09:55They've all gone for A,
0:09:55 > 0:09:58and they are all correct.
0:09:58 > 0:10:02Of course, Richard III's bones were dug up in a Leicester car park.
0:10:04 > 0:10:07My mate Trevor's body was found in a Leicester car park.
0:10:08 > 0:10:10On a wheel.
0:10:10 > 0:10:12He was a hedgehog.
0:10:12 > 0:10:13Sad.
0:10:14 > 0:10:16And if you're a hedgehog
0:10:16 > 0:10:19and have been affected by any of the issues in today's programme...
0:10:19 > 0:10:20then bad luck.
0:10:22 > 0:10:24A point for everyone.
0:10:24 > 0:10:26Smashing stuff.
0:10:26 > 0:10:28Paris, it's your go to pick a topic.
0:10:28 > 0:10:30Please may I have Robert of Artois?
0:10:30 > 0:10:34- That is a question from Rattus Rattus.- Good choice.
0:10:34 > 0:10:39The French count Robert of Artois was a real prankster.
0:10:39 > 0:10:42But which of these was not one of his pranks?
0:10:42 > 0:10:43Was it A -
0:10:43 > 0:10:47a hidden hosepipe to squirt water up ladies' dresses?
0:10:47 > 0:10:50B - a spitting statue?
0:10:50 > 0:10:51Hwak! Ptui!
0:10:51 > 0:10:56Or C - a file of slippery fox poo left on the floor?
0:10:56 > 0:10:57Show me those answers now, please.
0:10:57 > 0:11:02Every man jack of them has gone for C. Rattus, what's the answer?
0:11:02 > 0:11:05Well, the answer is indeed C.
0:11:05 > 0:11:08Yes, the pile of slippery fox poo left on the floor
0:11:08 > 0:11:11- wasn't one of Robert Artois's pranks.- No indeed.
0:11:11 > 0:11:12SQUELCH
0:11:12 > 0:11:14Whoa!
0:11:14 > 0:11:15Oh! Although it is one of mine.
0:11:17 > 0:11:22Very...very amusing, Rattus. Another absolutely smashing joke.
0:11:22 > 0:11:24That's a point apiece.
0:11:24 > 0:11:27That leaves us with one question remaining
0:11:27 > 0:11:30and it's a question on Charles VI.
0:11:30 > 0:11:33Middle Ages French King Charles VI lost the plot
0:11:33 > 0:11:36and started to think he was made of glass.
0:11:36 > 0:11:39Doctors tried to treat him by doing what?
0:11:39 > 0:11:43A - jumping out at him to surprise him?
0:11:43 > 0:11:46B - covering him in fox grease?
0:11:46 > 0:11:50Or C - making him swim in a pool of fish eyeballs?
0:11:50 > 0:11:52Show me your answers now, please.
0:11:52 > 0:11:53Oh, that's divided them.
0:11:53 > 0:11:56Girls think it's B. Keaton thinks it's C. What's the answer?
0:11:56 > 0:11:58The answer is A.
0:11:58 > 0:11:59Oh.
0:11:59 > 0:12:02The doctors jumped out at Charles VI,
0:12:02 > 0:12:03thinking the shock would cure him.
0:12:03 > 0:12:06Hey, Rattus! Rattus...
0:12:06 > 0:12:08I bet he was shattered!
0:12:08 > 0:12:10BELL TOLLS
0:12:10 > 0:12:11WIND HOWLS
0:12:13 > 0:12:15Thought he was made of glass.
0:12:15 > 0:12:16No?
0:12:17 > 0:12:18Never mind.
0:12:18 > 0:12:22OK, at the end of that round, it's a three-way tie
0:12:22 > 0:12:23and we all know what that means.
0:12:23 > 0:12:25It's a tie-breaker situation.
0:12:27 > 0:12:29Beginning with the letter C,
0:12:29 > 0:12:33this piece of siege equipment would be used to hurl stones at castles.
0:12:33 > 0:12:34TOILET FLUSHES
0:12:34 > 0:12:36- Zainab.- Catapult.
0:12:36 > 0:12:37Catapult is absolutely right.
0:12:37 > 0:12:41Congratulations, Zainab. Help yourself to a Year Sphere.
0:12:43 > 0:12:45I wonder what's in there.
0:12:45 > 0:12:48OK, Zainab, you are through to play the Middle Ages game,
0:12:48 > 0:12:51but will it be just you or will the others get to play, too?
0:12:51 > 0:12:52Let's find out.
0:12:55 > 0:12:57It's an All Play game!
0:12:57 > 0:12:59Yes! Come on!
0:12:59 > 0:13:02So it's down the Time Sewer with the lot of you. On you go.
0:13:02 > 0:13:03Lead them off, Zainab.
0:13:06 > 0:13:08Eugh!
0:13:09 > 0:13:11That one's particularly stinky.
0:13:11 > 0:13:14Now, this is a game where we train you to become a knight
0:13:14 > 0:13:17in slightly less than the usual 14 years.
0:13:17 > 0:13:19You've got 2 minutes. Let's play...
0:13:22 > 0:13:24This skill is called running the rings.
0:13:24 > 0:13:27You have to tear through the course, hooking one ring at a time
0:13:27 > 0:13:29and dumping it back in your basket.
0:13:29 > 0:13:32The first person to collect five rings wins the Year Sphere.
0:13:36 > 0:13:38HORN BLOWS
0:13:38 > 0:13:42And they're away, and Keaton has gone off like an express train,
0:13:42 > 0:13:45but I don't think, Rattus, he's actually grabbed a ring.
0:13:45 > 0:13:47I think he's missing the hoop.
0:13:47 > 0:13:50He's forgotten the hoop, or maybe he's planning to get it at the end.
0:13:50 > 0:13:53Yes, this is tactics, this, Rattus. Look, there he is.
0:13:53 > 0:13:56- He's started back to front.- Crafty!
0:13:56 > 0:13:58But it's worked for him. Look at that.
0:13:58 > 0:14:00One point already
0:14:00 > 0:14:02and then Paris levels it up
0:14:02 > 0:14:05and then Zainab makes it a three-way tie.
0:14:05 > 0:14:09Well, contrasting styles but an interesting race.
0:14:10 > 0:14:12There we go, we're watching Paris there.
0:14:12 > 0:14:15Chasing after Keaton, who is delivering number two.
0:14:15 > 0:14:17Look at this, this is neck and neck.
0:14:17 > 0:14:19Two horses at the top of their game!
0:14:20 > 0:14:23And of course Zainab's still in it as well.
0:14:23 > 0:14:25I'll tell you what, Rattus, this is so exciting,
0:14:25 > 0:14:28my voice is going a little "horse".
0:14:28 > 0:14:30Yeah, leave the jokes to me, Dave.
0:14:30 > 0:14:32Of course, I keep forgetting that!
0:14:34 > 0:14:37Keaton forging into the lead again.
0:14:37 > 0:14:42He's always just ahead, and Zainab has snuck back into second.
0:14:42 > 0:14:44Well, what a comeback from her
0:14:44 > 0:14:48as Keaton continues his relentless march to five rings.
0:14:48 > 0:14:51Oh, Dave, don't count your chickens before they've pooed.
0:14:51 > 0:14:53That doesn't even mean anything,
0:14:53 > 0:14:56Rattus, you've just used poo gratuitously there.
0:14:56 > 0:14:59But I'm going to count my chickens, I'm going to count everything,
0:14:59 > 0:15:00because Keaton has done it.
0:15:00 > 0:15:04Keaton's the winner, but the question on everyone's lips is,
0:15:04 > 0:15:06what's he named his horse?
0:15:06 > 0:15:09I've called it...Jefferson.
0:15:09 > 0:15:10NEIGH!
0:15:10 > 0:15:11Nice horse.
0:15:13 > 0:15:17Well, congratulations there, Keaton. Superb work.
0:15:17 > 0:15:22Help yourself to another Year Sphere. Incredible stuff.
0:15:22 > 0:15:23There we go.
0:15:24 > 0:15:26Whoa! Roman! It's a Roman!
0:15:27 > 0:15:30Oh. I think it's your ad, Rattus.
0:15:30 > 0:15:32It must have floated off down the Time Sewer.
0:15:32 > 0:15:35So, Tony, what experience do you have of driving?
0:15:35 > 0:15:38I'm so sorry. He calls all Romans Tony.
0:15:38 > 0:15:40It's all right, it's my name.
0:15:40 > 0:15:42Oh. Lucky guess, Rattus. Sorry, you were saying?
0:15:42 > 0:15:45I used to race chariots in the arena, until this shipwreck.
0:15:45 > 0:15:48Now, shipwreck - that is what they used to call chariot crashes.
0:15:48 > 0:15:50Yes, I know, I know!
0:15:50 > 0:15:55Well, I'm looking for someone who's a bit less, you know, shipwrecky.
0:15:55 > 0:15:57- Sorry, Tony.- Aww!
0:15:57 > 0:15:59- Oh, well.- Sorry about that. Leave that here if you like.
0:15:59 > 0:16:01Oh, and chuck the ad back in, Dave.
0:16:01 > 0:16:02Yeah, will do.
0:16:04 > 0:16:08Not quite so easy to replace your driver as you thought, eh, Rattus?
0:16:08 > 0:16:11Not that I was ever your driver.
0:16:11 > 0:16:12Right, Round Three,
0:16:12 > 0:16:15and it's over to the Gory Grid to find out what's up next.
0:16:17 > 0:16:19It's the Incredible Inca.
0:16:20 > 0:16:25So, four questions as always, and here are your four Inca topics.
0:16:30 > 0:16:32So, Zainab, what's it going to be?
0:16:32 > 0:16:34Crime, please.
0:16:34 > 0:16:35Let's hear that question.
0:16:35 > 0:16:38What was the punishment for insulting the Emperor?
0:16:38 > 0:16:40Was it being A - thrown off a cliff?
0:16:40 > 0:16:43B - thrown into a pit of snakes?
0:16:43 > 0:16:45C - chopped up and fed to guinea pigs?
0:16:45 > 0:16:47Show me now, please.
0:16:47 > 0:16:50Right, Paris and Keaton agree on B. Zainab thinks it's A.
0:16:50 > 0:16:52What is the answer, please?
0:16:52 > 0:16:53The answer is A.
0:16:53 > 0:16:57If you insulted the Emperor, you were thrown off a cliff.
0:16:57 > 0:17:00Just for the record, though, I think the Emperor is the greatest.
0:17:00 > 0:17:03Yay, Emperor!
0:17:03 > 0:17:05Yay indeed. Well done, Zainab.
0:17:05 > 0:17:07That is a point for you. Excellent.
0:17:07 > 0:17:09Paris, which one of those would you like?
0:17:09 > 0:17:11Um... Instruments, please.
0:17:11 > 0:17:16Instruments. Now, that is a prop question.
0:17:16 > 0:17:19Prop question! Prop question! Prop question! Prop question!
0:17:19 > 0:17:23Here we go, then. There is your prop. That is a conch shell.
0:17:23 > 0:17:28Incan festivals featured musical parades with men playing drums,
0:17:28 > 0:17:31tambourines, flutes and conches.
0:17:31 > 0:17:32HONK!
0:17:33 > 0:17:35Whew, 'scuse you!
0:17:35 > 0:17:37What was the Inca conch called?
0:17:37 > 0:17:38Was it...?
0:17:43 > 0:17:46RATTUS LAUGHS
0:17:46 > 0:17:48Show me your answers, please.
0:17:48 > 0:17:50Ah, BBC. I love it when that happens.
0:17:50 > 0:17:53I can tell you that the answer
0:17:53 > 0:17:55is C. Pututu.
0:17:56 > 0:17:58HONK!
0:17:58 > 0:18:02All right, all right! This isn't an audition for Inca's Got Talent!
0:18:02 > 0:18:04But if it was, I'd have got on.
0:18:04 > 0:18:05Excellent. Well done, Zainab.
0:18:05 > 0:18:08That's another point for you. You are steaming along.
0:18:08 > 0:18:10Keaton, let's choose a topic.
0:18:10 > 0:18:12Can I have Myths, please?
0:18:14 > 0:18:17The third Inca lord, Lloque Yupanqui, was known as
0:18:17 > 0:18:19the Unforgettable Left-Handed One.
0:18:19 > 0:18:23Left-handed because he was... left-handed, and unforgettable
0:18:23 > 0:18:25because he was so what?
0:18:30 > 0:18:32Show me now, please.
0:18:32 > 0:18:36Paris thinks it's B. Keaton and Zainab agreeing with C.
0:18:36 > 0:18:37What's the answer?
0:18:37 > 0:18:40The answer is C. He was unforgettably ugly.
0:18:40 > 0:18:43We're talking llama bottom ugly.
0:18:43 > 0:18:47Hey, Dave, do you mind if I call you the Unforgettable Right-Handed One?
0:18:47 > 0:18:49Yes, I do.
0:18:49 > 0:18:51Well, that's a point each there for Keaton and Zainab,
0:18:51 > 0:18:54and that means with one question to go in this round,
0:18:54 > 0:18:57Zainab has already won herself a Year Sphere.
0:18:57 > 0:18:58Help yourself.
0:19:03 > 0:19:06OK, Zainab is the winner of that Inca quiz.
0:19:06 > 0:19:08You're through to play the Inca Game.
0:19:08 > 0:19:09Is it just going to be Zainab
0:19:09 > 0:19:11or is everyone going to join in? Let's find out.
0:19:14 > 0:19:16It's a Single Player game,
0:19:16 > 0:19:19so Zainab, down the Time Sewer on your own, please.
0:19:22 > 0:19:23It stinks!
0:19:25 > 0:19:29The clean way to prepare an Inca mummy is to leave it to dry out
0:19:29 > 0:19:32up a mountain, but we're going the messy route.
0:19:32 > 0:19:33It's time to play...
0:19:35 > 0:19:37It's your basic royal mummification.
0:19:37 > 0:19:40Guts out, herbs in, eyes out, shells in.
0:19:40 > 0:19:43Add the rope, wig and headpiece. Lovely.
0:19:43 > 0:19:44Well, not that lovely.
0:19:44 > 0:19:46If you do it within the time limit,
0:19:46 > 0:19:48there's a Year Sphere for your trouble. Ready?
0:19:51 > 0:19:53Go!
0:19:53 > 0:19:56Right, here goes Zainab, and she's ignored the instructions,
0:19:56 > 0:19:57she's gone straight for the mummy.
0:19:57 > 0:19:59Oh, look at those lovely guts.
0:19:59 > 0:20:02Oh, lovely's one word for it. In they go.
0:20:02 > 0:20:04Oh, there's more to come. Oh, crikey.
0:20:04 > 0:20:06Well, that's the guts out now, thankfully.
0:20:06 > 0:20:07Time for the herbs, Zainab.
0:20:09 > 0:20:10Zainab, the herb...
0:20:10 > 0:20:12Oh, my goodness, she's skipped that step,
0:20:12 > 0:20:15she's gone straight for the eyeballs. And she's got 'em.
0:20:15 > 0:20:17Fast walk there. I like that, Rattus, very nice.
0:20:17 > 0:20:18Oh, that's a lovely shimmy.
0:20:18 > 0:20:21It was indeed. She squeezes the shells into place.
0:20:21 > 0:20:23Now where's she going to go?
0:20:23 > 0:20:24Oh, she's skipping ahead again.
0:20:24 > 0:20:27Look, that's the wig and the headdress.
0:20:27 > 0:20:29Most male mummies had short black wigs, Rattus.
0:20:29 > 0:20:31So as well as being dried-out corpses,
0:20:31 > 0:20:33they also looked ridiculous.
0:20:33 > 0:20:36She can't seem to get the wig on at that angle.
0:20:36 > 0:20:3730 seconds to play!
0:20:37 > 0:20:39Does she have enough time here?
0:20:39 > 0:20:42That's it, Zainab, put your back into it.
0:20:42 > 0:20:44Oh, crikey, it looks like
0:20:44 > 0:20:46Zainab's just broken his leg.
0:20:46 > 0:20:48Luckily he's already in bandages, eh, Rattus?
0:20:48 > 0:20:51Oh, Rattus, I cannot watch this.
0:20:51 > 0:20:54It's been a very plucky effort, this, from Zainab,
0:20:54 > 0:20:56but I feel the sands of time
0:20:56 > 0:20:59are slipping away too quickly, Rattus.
0:20:59 > 0:21:01Yeah, the rope's not going to save it now.
0:21:01 > 0:21:03I think we can count this one down.
0:21:03 > 0:21:05Three, two, one...
0:21:05 > 0:21:07HORN BLOWS
0:21:07 > 0:21:11well, it was a good effort, Zainab. Could this be a possible new career?
0:21:11 > 0:21:14I never want to mummify a real person. It's too hard.
0:21:14 > 0:21:18Judging by this footage, that's probably for the best. Ouch.
0:21:18 > 0:21:20Oh, bad luck, Zainab.
0:21:20 > 0:21:23Unfortunately, no Year Sphere for you this time,
0:21:23 > 0:21:26but there's still time to win one more. Don't you worry about that.
0:21:26 > 0:21:29Oh, hello! Looks like you've got another job applicant, Rattus.
0:21:29 > 0:21:32Oh, yes, I like the look of him.
0:21:32 > 0:21:35Like a proper chauffeur, got the right hat and everything.
0:21:35 > 0:21:37The job's as good as his.
0:21:37 > 0:21:41So, tell me, what experience have you got?
0:21:41 > 0:21:42I'm the captain of the Titanic.
0:21:44 > 0:21:47Oh, dear. And you thought the last bloke was a bit too shipwrecky.
0:21:47 > 0:21:51Er... Thank you, but I do have a lot of other applicants.
0:21:51 > 0:21:53I bet you wish you hadn't fired me now.
0:21:53 > 0:21:55It's going to be a long walk home for you.
0:21:55 > 0:21:56Go on, skipper, off you go.
0:22:00 > 0:22:01Time now for the final round,
0:22:01 > 0:22:04so it's over to the Gory Grid to find out what we've got.
0:22:07 > 0:22:08It's the Awesome USA!
0:22:10 > 0:22:15No quiz this time - it's straight to our All Play end game,
0:22:15 > 0:22:18and that means it's down the Time Sewer with all of you.
0:22:23 > 0:22:25Did you know that thanks to astronauts,
0:22:25 > 0:22:29the moon is littered with poo? It's true.
0:22:29 > 0:22:32The astronauts dumped it to make their spacecraft lighter.
0:22:32 > 0:22:33It's time to play...
0:22:36 > 0:22:39You are an Apollo 15 astronaut
0:22:39 > 0:22:43and have to dump your bags of poo, vomit and wee in moon craters,
0:22:43 > 0:22:47then collect three precious moon rocks, then leg it back to base
0:22:47 > 0:22:48and raise your flag.
0:22:48 > 0:22:51Be the first and win the Year Sphere.
0:22:54 > 0:22:57This is going to take far too long. Blast off!
0:22:57 > 0:22:58HORN BLOWS
0:22:58 > 0:23:00Here we go, then, and, remember, this first lap,
0:23:00 > 0:23:03they each need to be looking for their coloured crater
0:23:03 > 0:23:07- to drop off the first bag of poo, Rattus.- That's absolutely right.
0:23:07 > 0:23:09They're all fully loaded at the moment,
0:23:09 > 0:23:12carrying around that effluent,
0:23:12 > 0:23:14and there goes the first one.
0:23:14 > 0:23:16Yeah, Keaton is the first to drop off his plops.
0:23:16 > 0:23:18He's top of the plops all right.
0:23:18 > 0:23:20Paris tossing a stinker.
0:23:20 > 0:23:24Zainab's looking a bit confused. I'm sure that won't last, though.
0:23:24 > 0:23:25I'm sure that won't last.
0:23:25 > 0:23:27There goes a second one.
0:23:27 > 0:23:31It's an excellent start, this, from Keaton. He's forged ahead.
0:23:32 > 0:23:34Paris matching him plop for plop.
0:23:36 > 0:23:38Zainab still yet to drop off anything.
0:23:38 > 0:23:40Both the others have released two number twos.
0:23:40 > 0:23:42I stand corrected, Keaton's done three,
0:23:42 > 0:23:44and Zainab's off the mark,
0:23:44 > 0:23:46- and there's a collision, Rattus!- Oh!
0:23:46 > 0:23:48- Oh, that looked nasty. - Bumper-to-bumper.
0:23:48 > 0:23:52Yeah, luckily the friendly astronaut is on hand to sort it all out.
0:23:52 > 0:23:54Keaton now grabs his first rock,
0:23:54 > 0:23:57and there it is, placed in its receptacle.
0:23:57 > 0:23:59Oh!
0:23:59 > 0:24:01Oh, but Paris has missed hers.
0:24:01 > 0:24:03Paris has missed the crater with that poo
0:24:03 > 0:24:05and she's going to have to wait for help.
0:24:06 > 0:24:08Keaton's got two rocks on board.
0:24:08 > 0:24:11The friendly astronaut helps Paris deliver the poo.
0:24:11 > 0:24:14Zainab's getting in on the act.
0:24:14 > 0:24:16But, frankly, it's all about Keaton here.
0:24:16 > 0:24:18He just needs one more rock
0:24:18 > 0:24:22and then it's just a flag and he's got that final rock, Rattus.
0:24:22 > 0:24:25Oh, Dave, they say there's no atmosphere on the moon,
0:24:25 > 0:24:26but this is electric.
0:24:26 > 0:24:28It certainly is, and... Oh, no!
0:24:29 > 0:24:32Keaton has got himself snarled up by a crater there
0:24:32 > 0:24:34and Paris is round him.
0:24:34 > 0:24:37Now Paris needs to get a complete circuit under her belt here,
0:24:37 > 0:24:41grab that final rock and then she can maybe hunt Keaton down,
0:24:41 > 0:24:45because Keaton is finding this last circuit very, very tricky indeed,
0:24:45 > 0:24:47and there's another shunt.
0:24:47 > 0:24:50Well, the insurance claims after this are going to be extraordinary
0:24:50 > 0:24:54to behold. Keaton is there, though, he's out of the vehicle.
0:24:54 > 0:24:55He's got the flag.
0:24:55 > 0:24:57And he's planted it.
0:24:57 > 0:24:59- Yes!- No!
0:24:59 > 0:25:00- Yes!- Urgh!
0:25:01 > 0:25:04Well done, everybody. Superb work.
0:25:04 > 0:25:05Top driving, Keaton.
0:25:05 > 0:25:09Help yourself to another Year Sphere. Wow.
0:25:09 > 0:25:13And, Keaton, you were so brilliant in your Space Race buggy
0:25:13 > 0:25:16that I've got something else for you.
0:25:17 > 0:25:21Yes, it's a chauffeur's hat. You're my new driver.
0:25:21 > 0:25:24Unlucky, Keaton. Talk about a booby prize.
0:25:24 > 0:25:26You'll find him very rude and very stinky.
0:25:26 > 0:25:29Awful business. Awful!
0:25:29 > 0:25:32OK, time to count up those Year Spheres now,
0:25:32 > 0:25:38and, remember, AD dates are added and BC dates are subtracted.
0:25:38 > 0:25:40Paris, we start with you.
0:25:40 > 0:25:42You have nought.
0:25:42 > 0:25:44Now, that may not be a bad thing.
0:25:44 > 0:25:46That could be a very good thing,
0:25:46 > 0:25:49depending on what's going on on the other two podiums.
0:25:49 > 0:25:51Keaton, let's have a look at your first Year Sphere, please.
0:25:53 > 0:25:551969 AD!
0:25:55 > 0:25:59Neil Armstrong is the first man to walk on the moon that year.
0:25:59 > 0:26:00Let's have a look at number two.
0:26:02 > 0:26:041867 AD!
0:26:04 > 0:26:07The USA purchase Alaska from Russia that year.
0:26:07 > 0:26:09Let's have a look at number three.
0:26:09 > 0:26:12Oh, it's still AD - 1921 this time.
0:26:12 > 0:26:15Albert Einstein wins the Nobel Prize that year.
0:26:15 > 0:26:17This is the crucial one. Let's have a look at it.
0:26:17 > 0:26:20Oh, it's another AD!
0:26:20 > 0:26:221849.
0:26:22 > 0:26:26The safety pin was invented by Walter Hunt that year.
0:26:26 > 0:26:29Well, that is a terrific, terrific score, Keaton.
0:26:29 > 0:26:31I'm not sure it can be beaten,
0:26:31 > 0:26:33but let's have a look at Zainab's spheres anyway.
0:26:35 > 0:26:3614 AD.
0:26:36 > 0:26:38Well, it's a start, but it's a small start.
0:26:38 > 0:26:41That was the death of Emperor Caesar Augustus.
0:26:41 > 0:26:43Let's have a look at your second one there, Zainab.
0:26:43 > 0:26:45Oh!
0:26:45 > 0:26:5038,000 BC! Crikey!
0:26:50 > 0:26:54The earliest cave paintings are from around about that time.
0:26:54 > 0:26:57Well, that is a comprehensive result,
0:26:57 > 0:27:00and I can announce that Keaton
0:27:00 > 0:27:05is today's winner with 7,606 points.
0:27:05 > 0:27:06Superb work, and you have won
0:27:06 > 0:27:09an absolutely unbelievable prize, Keaton.
0:27:09 > 0:27:11Totally unbelievable, actually,
0:27:11 > 0:27:14because it's something Rattus has dredged up from the Time Sewer.
0:27:14 > 0:27:18Yes, it's a Stewart sword salve.
0:27:18 > 0:27:22- A what what? - A cure for sword injury.
0:27:22 > 0:27:24It looks more like a jar of brains and worms.
0:27:24 > 0:27:29Correct. Pigs' brains and earthworms. A Stewart sword salve.
0:27:29 > 0:27:32Or a Rattus lunch. Ha-ha!
0:27:32 > 0:27:34Well, there you go. I'm very sorry.
0:27:36 > 0:27:37And not only that, but I'm afraid
0:27:37 > 0:27:40- you've got to drive Rattus home as well.- Wahey!
0:27:42 > 0:27:46So, Paris, Zainab, I'm afraid it's time for you to go home,
0:27:46 > 0:27:49down through the Time Sewer. Oh, no.
0:27:49 > 0:27:51Hey, Keaton! Have you got fleas?
0:27:51 > 0:27:52- No.- You have now.
0:27:52 > 0:27:54Come on, let's go!
0:27:57 > 0:27:59SHE GASPS
0:27:59 > 0:28:00Oh, yuck!
0:28:04 > 0:28:07I've been Dave Lamb, he's been Rattus Rattus, as ever.
0:28:07 > 0:28:09And you've been watching Gory Games. Goodbye.
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