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0:00:02 > 0:00:05- # If you're a sad duck in the park
0:00:05 > 0:00:08- # Or a bear who's scared of the dark
0:00:10 > 0:00:12- # If you're a stressed out bat, - then hark!
0:00:13 > 0:00:16- # Call Hana's Helpline. - You'll be fine
0:00:17 > 0:00:20- # Moo, baa, - double quack, double quack
0:00:20 > 0:00:23- # Hana's always here
0:00:24 > 0:00:27- # Moo, baa, - double quack, double quack
0:00:28 > 0:00:31- # She makes problems disappear
0:00:32 > 0:00:34- # If you're a bird - who can't get off the ground
0:00:35 > 0:00:38- # Or an owl who makes an awful sound
0:00:39 > 0:00:42- # Or a giraffe - with the longest neck around
0:00:42 > 0:00:46- # Call Hana's Helpline. - You'll be fine
0:00:46 > 0:00:49- # Moo, baa, - double quack, double quack
0:00:50 > 0:00:52- # Hana's always here
0:00:54 > 0:00:56- # Moo, baa, - double quack, double quack
0:00:57 > 0:01:00- # She makes problems disappear #
0:01:03 > 0:01:05- Hello. My name's Ernie.
0:01:05 > 0:01:11- I was always being compared - to my perfect cousin.
0:01:11 > 0:01:12- Jeremy!
0:01:13 > 0:01:18- Hurry, Ernie, or we'll be late - for school and we'll be in trouble.
0:01:18 > 0:01:21- I'm so scared.
0:01:23 > 0:01:24- Ernie.
0:01:24 > 0:01:25- Ernie.- - Present.
0:01:26 > 0:01:31- Is this your cousin? Jeremy's - staying with us for a while.
0:01:31 > 0:01:33- Pleased to meet you, Mrs Winger.
0:01:33 > 0:01:35- I've brought you an apple.
0:01:35 > 0:01:36- I've brought you an apple.- - Thank you.
0:01:37 > 0:01:40- I brought you one, too, - but I ate it.
0:01:40 > 0:01:43- Why can't you be like - your cousin Jeremy?
0:01:44 > 0:01:46- He's so thoughtful.
0:01:52 > 0:01:55- This car needs a wash but not now.
0:01:55 > 0:01:58- There are more important things - to do.
0:02:02 > 0:02:04- I thought you might like a cuppa.
0:02:04 > 0:02:07- You're an angel. - That's exactly what I wanted.
0:02:11 > 0:02:14- I thought you might like a biscuit.
0:02:14 > 0:02:17- Thank you, Owen.
0:02:17 > 0:02:19- Look, they're covered in chocolate.
0:02:20 > 0:02:22- Am I an angel, too?
0:02:22 > 0:02:27- This isn't a competition. - I like both of you.
0:02:27 > 0:02:29- I suppose.
0:02:33 > 0:02:34- Look.
0:02:34 > 0:02:36- Look.- - Where?
0:02:37 > 0:02:39- He shoots, he scores.
0:02:45 > 0:02:47- Aw! My knee.
0:02:48 > 0:02:50- It's just a scratch, Muzzy.
0:02:50 > 0:02:53- Come on, let's get on with the game.
0:02:54 > 0:02:57- It's not a little scratch, Ernie.
0:02:57 > 0:03:00- It's a big scratch. It hurts.
0:03:01 > 0:03:06- I'll tell you what, Muzzy, - jump on my back and I'll take you...
0:03:07 > 0:03:09- ..to get a plaster.
0:03:10 > 0:03:14- Why can't you be more like Jeremy? - He's so kind.
0:03:18 > 0:03:19- Aw!
0:03:19 > 0:03:21- Ha-ha!
0:03:23 > 0:03:24- Thank you, Jeremy.
0:03:24 > 0:03:26- Thank you, Jeremy.- - My pleasure.
0:03:26 > 0:03:30- Why can't you be more like Jeremy? - He's kind.
0:03:39 > 0:03:43- Ernie, - don't flick paper towards Jeremy.
0:03:43 > 0:03:44- I didn't.
0:03:45 > 0:03:46- I saw you.
0:03:49 > 0:03:51- ERNIE BLOWS A RASPBERRY
0:03:53 > 0:03:54- LAUGHTER
0:03:54 > 0:03:57- Pack it in, Ernie.
0:03:57 > 0:03:59- Pack it in, Ernie.- - It wasn't me, it was Jeremy.
0:03:59 > 0:04:00- Liar!
0:04:01 > 0:04:04- I know exactly who it was, - don't I, Ernie?
0:04:06 > 0:04:09- I really give up with you, Ernie, - I really do.
0:04:09 > 0:04:11- Why can't you be more like Jeremy?
0:04:12 > 0:04:14- He's a good boy.
0:04:14 > 0:04:16- Teacher's pet.
0:04:16 > 0:04:17- SCHOOLBELL
0:04:25 > 0:04:28- If you're a little animal - with a big problem...
0:04:28 > 0:04:34- ..phone Hana on moo, baa, - double quack, double quack.
0:04:41 > 0:04:45- Hana, I know you didn't want - to hurt Beti's feeling earlier...
0:04:45 > 0:04:48- ..but you like me the best, - don't you?
0:04:48 > 0:04:50- Owen, I already told you.
0:04:50 > 0:04:53- I have no favourites. - I like both of you.
0:04:54 > 0:04:56- Of course, of course.
0:04:56 > 0:05:00- I understand. It'll be our secret.
0:05:00 > 0:05:02- PHONE RINGS
0:05:02 > 0:05:06- Hello, Hana's Helpline. - Owen speaking. How can I help you?
0:05:06 > 0:05:12- I'm fed up. I'm always being - compared to my perfect cousin.
0:05:12 > 0:05:14- What can I do?
0:05:14 > 0:05:18- I sympathize with you. - I had a cousin - Goody-poo!
0:05:18 > 0:05:20- He's good at everything.
0:05:20 > 0:05:25- Why don't you do something that - will attract attention to yourself?
0:05:25 > 0:05:30- I don't mean playing the fool - - do something to attract attention.
0:05:30 > 0:05:33- Then everyone will forget - about your cousin.
0:05:39 > 0:05:42- Hey, look at me. I'm Mrs Winger.
0:05:43 > 0:05:44- Ernie!
0:05:45 > 0:05:51- I don't think that's funny. Put - those sausages back on your plate.
0:05:51 > 0:05:54- Don't be so naughty, Ernie.
0:05:54 > 0:05:56- I feel so ashamed of you.
0:05:56 > 0:05:59- Why don't you belt up, - goody two shoes!
0:05:59 > 0:06:01- Make me.
0:06:05 > 0:06:09- Stop it, you two. - I won't stand for this.
0:06:09 > 0:06:14- Ernie, go and stand - in the corridor to cool down.
0:06:17 > 0:06:21- Moo, baa, - double quack, double quack.
0:06:21 > 0:06:25- I'm off out for my lunch. - I'll see you soon.
0:06:25 > 0:06:29- I know you didn't want - to hurt Owen's feelings...
0:06:29 > 0:06:31- ..but I'm your favourite, aren't I?
0:06:31 > 0:06:36- I told Owen and I'm telling you, - I don't have any favourites.
0:06:36 > 0:06:39- I like both of you just the same.
0:06:39 > 0:06:41- PHONE RINGS
0:06:41 > 0:06:43- Hana's Helpline, Hana speaking.
0:06:43 > 0:06:45- Hana's Helpline, Hana speaking.- - This is Ernie.
0:06:45 > 0:06:50- I followed Owen's advice and I did - something to attract attention.
0:06:50 > 0:06:53- I only ended up - getting into trouble.
0:06:54 > 0:06:55- That's such a pity.
0:06:55 > 0:06:59- Come and meet me after school - and we'll have a chat.
0:07:00 > 0:07:03- Thanks for helping me with my sums.
0:07:03 > 0:07:05- No problems.
0:07:05 > 0:07:07- Why don't you come over for tea?
0:07:09 > 0:07:10- I'm fed up.
0:07:10 > 0:07:14- Everyone compares me to Jeremy.
0:07:15 > 0:07:20- Because I'm the good one and you're - the bad one. Everyone says that.
0:07:20 > 0:07:24- Everyone is wrong. - I'm not naughty. I'm just normal.
0:07:25 > 0:07:29- You shouldn't label people, Jeremy. - It doesn't help.
0:07:29 > 0:07:31- How would you like to stay for tea?
0:07:31 > 0:07:36- With him? - I'd rather eat a plate of cabbage.
0:07:43 > 0:07:47- Why don't you two cooperate - instead of argue all the time?
0:07:48 > 0:07:49- I'll help him.
0:07:49 > 0:07:54- I'll help him back on the bus - to his old school.
0:07:54 > 0:07:56- That won't help, Ernie.
0:07:56 > 0:08:00- Do you need to clean your car? - That's something they could do.
0:08:01 > 0:08:03- Good idea. How about it, boys?
0:08:06 > 0:08:08- I'll start on the other side.
0:08:12 > 0:08:13- Hey!
0:08:19 > 0:08:20- I'll get you back.
0:08:23 > 0:08:25- Don't!
0:08:33 > 0:08:36- What are you doing? - Have you seen Mam's car?
0:08:36 > 0:08:38- Oh, no.
0:08:38 > 0:08:40- It's dirtier than it was.
0:08:41 > 0:08:43- Let's get a move on - before Hana sees it.
0:08:46 > 0:08:48- You've done a great job, - both of you.
0:08:49 > 0:08:52- It's OK. - We enjoyed it, didn't we, Jeremy?
0:08:52 > 0:08:54- Yes, it was fun.
0:08:54 > 0:08:57- You've done such a good job, - you deserve a prize.
0:08:58 > 0:09:02- Would you like to come and see - the panto with Francis and me?
0:09:02 > 0:09:04- That would be great.
0:09:04 > 0:09:06- I love pantos.
0:09:11 > 0:09:13- Hana said she liked me the most.
0:09:14 > 0:09:17- Hana said she liked me the most.
0:09:18 > 0:09:19- Oh, no, she didn't.
0:09:19 > 0:09:20- Oh, no, she didn't.- - Oh, yes, she did.
0:09:21 > 0:09:23- Leave that for the panto.
0:09:23 > 0:09:26- I told you - - I like you both just the same.
0:09:32 > 0:09:36- There's no need - to compare ourselves with others.
0:09:36 > 0:09:39- We're all different - but we can all be friends.
0:09:39 > 0:09:42- If you're a little animal - with a big problem...
0:09:43 > 0:09:46- ..phone moo, baa, - double quack, double quack.
0:09:46 > 0:09:47- In double quack time!
0:09:48 > 0:09:50- # Moo, baa, - double quack, double quack
0:09:51 > 0:09:55- # Hana's always here
0:09:55 > 0:09:59- # Moo, baa, - double quack, double quack
0:09:59 > 0:10:02- # She makes problems disappear #
0:10:02 > 0:10:04- In double quack time!
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