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0:00:02 > 0:00:05- # If you're a sad duck in the park
0:00:05 > 0:00:08- # Or a bear who's scared of the dark
0:00:10 > 0:00:12- # If you're a stressed out bat, - then hark!
0:00:13 > 0:00:16- # Call Hana's Helpline. - You'll be fine
0:00:17 > 0:00:20- # Moo, baa, - double quack, double quack
0:00:20 > 0:00:23- # Hana's always here
0:00:24 > 0:00:27- # Moo, baa, - double quack, double quack
0:00:28 > 0:00:31- # She makes problems disappear
0:00:32 > 0:00:34- # If you're a bird - who can't get off the ground
0:00:35 > 0:00:38- # Or an owl who makes an awful sound
0:00:39 > 0:00:42- # Or a giraffe - with the longest neck around
0:00:42 > 0:00:46- # Call Hana's Helpline. - You'll be fine
0:00:46 > 0:00:49- # Moo, baa, - double quack, double quack
0:00:50 > 0:00:52- # Hana's always here
0:00:54 > 0:00:57- # Moo, baa, - double quack, double quack
0:00:57 > 0:01:00- # She makes problems disappear. #
0:01:06 > 0:01:08- I'm Ernie.
0:01:08 > 0:01:11- My problem was - I kept on getting told off.
0:01:15 > 0:01:17- These are today's sums.
0:01:17 > 0:01:18- Write them down.
0:01:24 > 0:01:27- Stop it, Ernie! - I can't hear myself think.
0:01:31 > 0:01:34- Ernie, stop it! - You're making me write untidily.
0:01:35 > 0:01:37- Stop it, Ernie!
0:01:37 > 0:01:40- I was only drumming her shell, - Mrs Winger.
0:01:41 > 0:01:44- Stop it! Everyone's trying to work.
0:01:50 > 0:01:51- I don't like lettuce.
0:01:51 > 0:01:53- No chips?
0:01:53 > 0:01:55- What, no chips?
0:01:55 > 0:01:57- Patsy, that's a pretty top.
0:01:57 > 0:02:00- Thanks. - Mam bought it for me yesterday.
0:02:06 > 0:02:08- Oh, no!
0:02:08 > 0:02:10- Ernie! Look what you've done!
0:02:10 > 0:02:12- Sorry, Patsy.
0:02:12 > 0:02:15- Ernie! - Are you causing trouble, yet again?
0:02:21 > 0:02:22- HE SCREECHES
0:02:23 > 0:02:26- What?! Betty, where are you?
0:02:27 > 0:02:30- A spaceship - has landed in our office!
0:02:30 > 0:02:33- An alien - has just appeared before me!
0:02:33 > 0:02:35- Hilarious, Owen!
0:02:36 > 0:02:38- Phew! It's you, Betty.
0:02:38 > 0:02:40- Phew! It's you, Betty.- - Yes. I'm cleaning.
0:02:40 > 0:02:41- Would you like to help?
0:02:41 > 0:02:43- Would you like to help?- - Me - help?
0:02:43 > 0:02:45- HE LAUGHS
0:02:45 > 0:02:47- Ouch! That hurt.
0:02:47 > 0:02:49- I think I've injured my back.
0:02:49 > 0:02:54- I'm sorry, Betty, but I can't - help you get rid of this rubbish.
0:02:55 > 0:02:58- It isn't rubbish - and I'm not throwing it away.
0:02:58 > 0:03:02- This pile of stuff is important - and it's very useful.
0:03:10 > 0:03:11- DRUMMING
0:03:11 > 0:03:13- DRUMMING- - (ALL) Stop it, Ernie! Stop it!
0:03:14 > 0:03:16- We're trying to watch this.
0:03:21 > 0:03:23- Ernie, stop it!
0:03:24 > 0:03:27- I know! - Why don't we all start drumming?
0:03:27 > 0:03:28- No, Ernie!
0:03:28 > 0:03:31- We're watching television.
0:03:32 > 0:03:34- Get out of the way!
0:03:34 > 0:03:36- Ernie! Get out of the way!
0:03:36 > 0:03:39- I'm going home. You lot are no fun.
0:03:42 > 0:03:44- Ernie!
0:03:46 > 0:03:48- I enjoy drumming.
0:03:48 > 0:03:50- I was only having a bit of fun.
0:03:50 > 0:03:52- It's not fair.
0:03:52 > 0:03:54- MUSIC ON THE RADIO
0:04:04 > 0:04:09- Call Hana's Helpline on moo, baa, - double quack, double quack.
0:04:15 > 0:04:19- You can't keep this! Who wants - a kettle with a hole in it?
0:04:19 > 0:04:23- I do! You never know - when it will come in handy.
0:04:23 > 0:04:24- Handy for what?
0:04:27 > 0:04:29- Get rid of this rubbish, Betty!
0:04:29 > 0:04:31- Get rid of this rubbish, Betty!- - It isn't rubbish.
0:04:31 > 0:04:33- You never know - when we might need it.
0:04:35 > 0:04:37- Hana's Helpline. Oh, hello, Ernie.
0:04:38 > 0:04:42- Really? Come to the office - and I'll help you.
0:04:44 > 0:04:45- I don't understand it.
0:04:45 > 0:04:47- Nobody likes me any more.
0:04:47 > 0:04:50- Everyone keeps shouting at me.
0:04:51 > 0:04:53- Really? Why would they do that?
0:04:53 > 0:04:55- Really? Why would they do that?- - I've no idea.
0:04:55 > 0:04:59- Ernie, there must be a reason - why everyone's angry with you.
0:04:59 > 0:05:02- Have you done anything wrong?
0:05:04 > 0:05:06- Ernie! I'm trying to talk to you.
0:05:06 > 0:05:09- I can't help you - if you won't listen to me.
0:05:10 > 0:05:14- (OWEN) What's that awful noise? - Are the pipes rattling?
0:05:15 > 0:05:17- You're doing it, too.
0:05:17 > 0:05:20- Everyone shouts at me for nothing.
0:05:25 > 0:05:28- I'll use this - to switch off the lights.
0:05:31 > 0:05:32- THUD
0:05:32 > 0:05:33- THUD- - Owen!
0:05:39 > 0:05:41- Owen! What are you doing?
0:05:41 > 0:05:42- Owen! What are you doing?- - Nothing.
0:05:42 > 0:05:42- Owen! What are you doing?
0:05:42 > 0:05:46- What are you doing - with my useful stuff?
0:05:46 > 0:05:48- I'm doing some weightlifting.
0:05:55 > 0:05:58- You went to bed early. - What's wrong?
0:05:59 > 0:06:02- I have a headache, thanks to Ernie.
0:06:02 > 0:06:04- Ernie?
0:06:04 > 0:06:06- Ernie?- - Yes. He drums all the time.
0:06:06 > 0:06:09- He'll drum anything, - even Myrtle's shell.
0:06:10 > 0:06:12- He's driving everyone - around the bend.
0:06:13 > 0:06:14- I see.
0:06:19 > 0:06:21- Let's have another go, Ernie.
0:06:21 > 0:06:24- This time, - I promise not to be angry.
0:06:25 > 0:06:27- Come to town with me and Francis.
0:06:31 > 0:06:35- Francis, if Ernie starts drumming, - don't be angry with him.
0:06:35 > 0:06:37- Yes, Mam.
0:06:39 > 0:06:42- Mam! There's something happening.
0:06:51 > 0:06:53- Hey, Francis! Isn't this great?
0:06:54 > 0:06:55- Ernie!
0:06:58 > 0:07:00- Yes, Ernie. It's great.
0:07:00 > 0:07:02- Yes, the band is brilliant.
0:07:04 > 0:07:06- Yes - perfect.
0:07:11 > 0:07:14- Drumming is fun - and you're a good drummer...
0:07:14 > 0:07:17- ..but there's a time and a place - for it.
0:07:18 > 0:07:21- Hana, there's never - a time or a place for it.
0:07:21 > 0:07:26- My friends hate my drumming and - they never want to drum with me.
0:07:28 > 0:07:29- Why don't you form a band?
0:07:30 > 0:07:34- They'll want to join in and - you can drum as often as you like.
0:07:35 > 0:07:37- Come on! Let's tell Francis.
0:07:41 > 0:07:43- Brilliant! We can play at school.
0:07:43 > 0:07:45- It'll be fun.
0:07:45 > 0:07:49- I'm sure lots of your friends - will want to join the band.
0:07:51 > 0:07:52- What's wrong, Ernie?
0:07:53 > 0:07:54- Don't you like the idea?
0:07:54 > 0:07:57- Yes but we have no instruments.
0:07:58 > 0:08:01- We can't play without instruments.
0:08:02 > 0:08:04- I didn't think of that.
0:08:04 > 0:08:06- Where will we find - some instruments?
0:08:07 > 0:08:10- I know where you'll find - some instruments.
0:08:13 > 0:08:18- Betty, when I was a little owl - - no more than a pile of feathers...
0:08:18 > 0:08:20- ..I was in a band.
0:08:22 > 0:08:24- Owen and the Owls.
0:08:25 > 0:08:29- We made our own instruments, using - ironing boards and tea chests.
0:08:29 > 0:08:31- It's called skiffle music.
0:08:35 > 0:08:36- Ernie.
0:08:36 > 0:08:39- Ernie.- - Yes, I know - save it for the show.
0:08:39 > 0:08:41- I must practise, Hana.
0:08:41 > 0:08:45- Yes, Ernie. - That's why you have band practises.
0:08:47 > 0:08:48- Alright, Hana.
0:08:48 > 0:08:51- Go on, Ernie. - They're waiting for you.
0:08:59 > 0:09:02- I was right - not to throw anything away, Owen.
0:09:02 > 0:09:04- It was all very useful.
0:09:33 > 0:09:36- Music isn't what it used to be, - when I was young.
0:09:36 > 0:09:39- If you're a small animal - in big trouble...
0:09:39 > 0:09:43- ..call Hana's Helpline on moo, baa, - double quack, double quack.
0:09:44 > 0:09:46- Let's get quacking!
0:09:46 > 0:09:47- .