0:00:02 > 0:00:05Welcome to Hotel Trubble! Meet Sally, our receptionist.
0:00:05 > 0:00:06Always service with a smile!
0:00:09 > 0:00:13And that's Lenny. He's a man of many talents.
0:00:13 > 0:00:17We're just not sure what they are yet.
0:00:17 > 0:00:22And here's Mrs Poshington and her cat General Sirius Poshington.
0:00:22 > 0:00:25She's our regular pest... I mean guest.
0:00:25 > 0:00:28She never leaves.
0:00:28 > 0:00:30Which just leaves me, Jamie.
0:00:30 > 0:00:33I'm the Bellboy.
0:00:33 > 0:00:35Can I take your bags?
0:00:35 > 0:00:38# Hotel Trubble for ever
0:00:38 > 0:00:42# It's the pits and we know we're stuck but we love it
0:00:42 > 0:00:46# Hotel Trubble for ever
0:00:46 > 0:00:50# As we try to survive each day brings disaster
0:00:50 > 0:00:53# Hotel Trubble for ever
0:00:53 > 0:00:58# We're a team, staying calm Arm in arm, so the hotel survives
0:00:58 > 0:01:02# Double trouble Always got a plan
0:01:02 > 0:01:05# Hotel Trubble Be your biggest fan
0:01:05 > 0:01:09# Trouble, trouble Keep our hotel alive. #
0:01:17 > 0:01:19Sally, I have a complaint!
0:01:19 > 0:01:21I'm on lunch.
0:01:21 > 0:01:25- But it's only just gone breakfast time.- Not in Tokyo.
0:01:27 > 0:01:30Now, Sally. My cousin Lizzy is coming to tea this afternoon
0:01:30 > 0:01:36- and I'm very unhappy about the tea set in my room.- Looks fine to me.
0:01:36 > 0:01:38How about that!
0:01:38 > 0:01:42Well, Lenny stuck them down so people couldn't steal them.
0:01:42 > 0:01:45And how, pray tell, does one drink one's tea?
0:01:45 > 0:01:47Suck it up!
0:01:47 > 0:01:51And what about the General? He likes a saucer on the floor.
0:01:51 > 0:01:54Sirius drinks milk.
0:01:54 > 0:01:55Well, of course not.
0:01:55 > 0:01:58- He drinks tea. Like me. - MIAOW!
0:01:58 > 0:02:01Well, I guess you'll have to just dip him in it.
0:02:01 > 0:02:03Oh!
0:02:03 > 0:02:07- Good morning, Mrs Poshington. - It most certainly is not!
0:02:07 > 0:02:09What's up with her today?
0:02:09 > 0:02:12- I can't tell you.- Why not? - I'm on my tea break.
0:02:12 > 0:02:16- But it's only just gone breakfast! - Not in New York!
0:02:18 > 0:02:20Well, it's work time here! Hold this.
0:02:25 > 0:02:29It's for the Centenary Celebration later today.
0:02:29 > 0:02:32I stayed up half the night making it! What do you think?
0:02:32 > 0:02:35Er... Yeah, it's rubbish,
0:02:35 > 0:02:40- I reckon you should've stayed up all night doing it.- Thanks.
0:02:40 > 0:02:42Woo!
0:02:42 > 0:02:43CRASH!
0:02:43 > 0:02:44Look what you've done!
0:02:44 > 0:02:48I know, it's brilliant! I made it on time for once!
0:02:48 > 0:02:51- I borrowed this scooter off my gran.- Your gran?
0:02:51 > 0:02:54She's still got her skateboard.
0:02:54 > 0:02:58This is a very important day. We must make the hotel look perfect.
0:02:58 > 0:03:00We don't want any last minute hiccups.
0:03:00 > 0:03:05PHONE RINGS Hiya, Mr Trubble. It's Mr Trubble.
0:03:05 > 0:03:07There's been a last minute hiccup.
0:03:09 > 0:03:11Mm-hm. Yeah.
0:03:11 > 0:03:12Ah!
0:03:12 > 0:03:14Oh.
0:03:14 > 0:03:16Really?!
0:03:16 > 0:03:18Ah! No.
0:03:20 > 0:03:22Ah!
0:03:22 > 0:03:25Oh.
0:03:25 > 0:03:26OK.
0:03:26 > 0:03:31No, you put the phone down first. No, you do it!
0:03:31 > 0:03:33No, you do it!
0:03:33 > 0:03:36No, you put the phone down first, No, go on, go on.
0:03:36 > 0:03:39OK then. All right then, bye!
0:03:52 > 0:03:55- So, what did he say?- Oh, yeah.
0:03:55 > 0:04:00He said that the soapstar he'd booked to unveil the plaque at the ceremony
0:04:00 > 0:04:02this afternoon is in casualty.
0:04:02 > 0:04:04Oh, fantastic! I love that show!
0:04:04 > 0:04:07No, he's broken his leg!
0:04:07 > 0:04:10So we need to find a new VIP immediately.
0:04:10 > 0:04:14There's not enough time! He can't expect us to do that!
0:04:14 > 0:04:17He said we'd get a bonus of £1,000 each if we did.
0:04:17 > 0:04:21Like I said, there's plenty of time to find a new VIP!
0:04:21 > 0:04:25Right guys, we need to get our thinking caps on immediately.
0:04:30 > 0:04:32Right, any ideas?
0:04:35 > 0:04:36Yes, Lenny.
0:04:38 > 0:04:41Instead of Cherry Cola,
0:04:41 > 0:04:43why don't they make Potato Cola?
0:04:43 > 0:04:46About our problem!
0:04:57 > 0:04:59I've got it!
0:04:59 > 0:05:02Why don't we just ask David Beckham to do it?
0:05:02 > 0:05:05- Do you know David Beckham?- No.
0:05:05 > 0:05:08- Have you got his telephone number? - No.
0:05:08 > 0:05:10Then how do you propose we ask him?
0:05:10 > 0:05:12Jamie, I'm just trying to help!
0:05:12 > 0:05:16All we need is someone with a high profile to guarantee
0:05:16 > 0:05:20our birthday celebrations end up in tomorrow's paper!
0:05:27 > 0:05:33I've got it! She's gorgeous, she's famous and she's really friendly.
0:05:33 > 0:05:36- Who?- She's also good with animals,
0:05:36 > 0:05:39but not so great with evil stepmothers.
0:05:39 > 0:05:41But, she's got seven little friends
0:05:41 > 0:05:45who she might bring along, if we're lucky!
0:05:45 > 0:05:48# Hi ho, hi ho It's off to work we go... #
0:05:49 > 0:05:54- Snow White?- Yeah! That's the one. - Yes, Lenny, she'd be perfect.
0:05:54 > 0:05:59But unfortunately she's a character in a book...Hang on a minute!
0:05:59 > 0:06:01That's it! The phone book.
0:06:01 > 0:06:03There's bound to be someone in there!
0:06:06 > 0:06:11No, no. Um, no...
0:06:11 > 0:06:15No, no. Definitely not! Definitely not.
0:06:16 > 0:06:19Yeah! Yes! He's perfect!
0:06:19 > 0:06:23Royal VIP for hire. No celebration too small.
0:06:23 > 0:06:26Will attend the opening of an envelope.
0:06:26 > 0:06:29Karaoke and Balloon Twisting, optional extra!
0:06:29 > 0:06:33Perfect! Eh, Sally?
0:06:35 > 0:06:42# Loving you is easy cos you're beautiful
0:06:42 > 0:06:49# Do-dun, do-dun, de-doo Ah-ah-ah ah-ah... #
0:06:50 > 0:06:55Book him, book him! BOOK HIM NOW!
0:07:04 > 0:07:05Mummy!
0:07:14 > 0:07:18I can't get these shoes to shine no matter how much I polish them.
0:07:18 > 0:07:21That's because they're trainers.
0:07:21 > 0:07:24- Ah, so they are.- Get up!
0:07:24 > 0:07:27The Prince will be here any second!
0:07:27 > 0:07:29Now where's Sally gone?
0:07:29 > 0:07:31- Here I am!- Argh!
0:07:31 > 0:07:34Sally! What have you done to yourself?
0:07:34 > 0:07:38- Nothing. I've just combed my hair. - What with? A chainsaw?
0:07:38 > 0:07:40Ahem!
0:07:42 > 0:07:46This is His Royal Highness Prince Wally.
0:07:48 > 0:07:50And this is Fartz, the Royal Corgi.
0:07:50 > 0:07:54What an interesting name.
0:07:54 > 0:07:55PARP!
0:07:55 > 0:07:56And smell!
0:07:56 > 0:08:01Well, I'm Jamie, this is Lenny, and this is Sally.
0:08:01 > 0:08:04What ho! So, are you going to a fancy dress party or what?
0:08:11 > 0:08:13- And who are you?- Dance.
0:08:21 > 0:08:23Mr Dance!
0:08:23 > 0:08:26Oh! Mr... Sorry!
0:08:26 > 0:08:29Shall we go through the details of the ceremony?
0:08:29 > 0:08:32We'd like you to unveil the plaque...
0:08:32 > 0:08:37His Majesty will discuss the details once the fee has been paid.
0:08:37 > 0:08:39How much?!
0:08:39 > 0:08:43We were thinking more along the lines of...
0:08:46 > 0:08:51Come, your Majesty, these people are wasting our time!
0:08:51 > 0:08:56No, we're not! Honestly! We'll get you the money...somehow.
0:09:03 > 0:09:06Right, we need to raise this much money!
0:09:06 > 0:09:10Our bonuses and my reputation depend on it. Any suggestions?
0:09:10 > 0:09:13No. What about you, Sally?
0:09:13 > 0:09:16- Where's Sally?- Search me.
0:09:19 > 0:09:21No, she's definitely not on you.
0:09:21 > 0:09:25Great(!) Now there's only two of us to raise the cash!
0:09:25 > 0:09:29Think, Lenny. What's the quickest way to make money?
0:09:29 > 0:09:32- Rob a bank?- A way that doesn't involve us going to jail!
0:09:32 > 0:09:36- Get someone else to rob a bank? - That's still illegal!
0:09:36 > 0:09:39I know! We'll stage a Royal Variety Performance!
0:09:39 > 0:09:42They make thousands of pounds for charity!
0:09:42 > 0:09:46- What charity will we do it for?- Us.- Brilliant.
0:09:46 > 0:09:48All we need is a stage,
0:09:48 > 0:09:52- a paying audience and some world class performers!- What?!
0:09:54 > 0:09:59OK, who wants to come up first, and show us what you've got?
0:10:00 > 0:10:02# People killing, people dying
0:10:02 > 0:10:05# Children hurting Can you hear them crying
0:10:05 > 0:10:07# Can you practice what you preach... #
0:10:07 > 0:10:13# There's not a star in heaven that we can't reach. #
0:10:13 > 0:10:19# A D F G M N O, R A N D U and W. #
0:10:26 > 0:10:30We haven't got enough, not enough money. Can we get some more?
0:10:30 > 0:10:34# It happens to be true
0:10:34 > 0:10:38# I only want to be with you. #
0:10:39 > 0:10:40# I don't know what it is
0:10:40 > 0:10:43# That makes me feel like this
0:10:43 > 0:10:45# I don't know who you are
0:10:45 > 0:10:50# But you must be Some kind of superstar
0:10:50 > 0:10:52# Cos you got all eyes on you
0:10:52 > 0:10:54# No matter where you are... #
0:10:54 > 0:10:58# Twinkle, twinkle, little star
0:10:58 > 0:11:00# I don't know what it is
0:11:00 > 0:11:02# That makes me feel like this
0:11:02 > 0:11:04# I don't know who you are
0:11:04 > 0:11:08# But you must be Some kind of superstar
0:11:08 > 0:11:10# Cos you got all eyes on you
0:11:10 > 0:11:13# No matter where you are. #
0:11:15 > 0:11:19We're done now, ladies and gentlemen, thank you very much.
0:11:19 > 0:11:23I think we've raised enough money to hire the Prince for our hotel.
0:11:27 > 0:11:30CHEERING AND PUNCHING
0:11:30 > 0:11:32My money's on the redhead!
0:11:32 > 0:11:36I'm sorry to interrupt this programme.
0:11:36 > 0:11:40My money's on the redhead too. But we bring you breaking news.
0:11:40 > 0:11:44Police are on the look out for two confidence tricksters,
0:11:44 > 0:11:47posing as a Prince and his manservant.
0:11:47 > 0:11:52Oh... Nice hair! Wally Watford and Mickey Dance are unscrupulous conmen
0:11:52 > 0:11:57- who'll stop at nothing to get their hands on your money!- The fiends!
0:11:57 > 0:11:58Oh, blimey!
0:11:58 > 0:12:03Now we rejoin Jeremy Bile and his skank-a-tronic school girls.
0:12:03 > 0:12:05Fight! Fight! Fight!
0:12:05 > 0:12:08'Hello, and welcome back to The Jeremy Bile Show...'
0:12:10 > 0:12:13Look what I've got, Mrs P!
0:12:13 > 0:12:17Oh! Where did you find such a lovely looking set?
0:12:17 > 0:12:21- I found it at my nan's house. - Won't your grandmother miss it?
0:12:21 > 0:12:24No, well, not till she realises it's gone.
0:12:24 > 0:12:28Look, I even put tea in the teapot for you.
0:12:28 > 0:12:30Oh, no, my dear, that's far too weak.
0:12:30 > 0:12:35Even the General wouldn't want that, would you, Sirius?
0:12:35 > 0:12:39Still, not to worry, I have some Darjeeling in my room.
0:12:39 > 0:12:42My cousin Lizzy likes that. Thank you, dear...
0:12:42 > 0:12:46Not so fast! One good turn deserves another, don't you think?
0:12:46 > 0:12:51But this isn't a good turn, Sally, you're merely doing your job.
0:12:51 > 0:12:54Well, I'll take it back then.
0:12:54 > 0:12:57Oh, very well, what is it you want?
0:12:57 > 0:13:01I want you to turn me into a lady, fit to marry a prince!
0:13:01 > 0:13:04You, a lady?
0:13:04 > 0:13:06What a preposterous idea!
0:13:06 > 0:13:10Well, it's that or the straws!
0:13:20 > 0:13:25Ooh, very nice! Very nice indeed.
0:13:31 > 0:13:36Oh, hello! You look good enough to eat so you do, Your Majesty!
0:13:36 > 0:13:39Psst!
0:13:43 > 0:13:44Oi!
0:13:44 > 0:13:47It's me, you donkey! Keep it down!
0:13:47 > 0:13:50Why are you sneaking up on me? I could've had an heart attack.
0:13:50 > 0:13:54You need a heart for that. Drop the act! They're on to us!
0:13:54 > 0:13:59- What do you mean?- The old lady knows we're a couple of tea leaves.
0:13:59 > 0:14:02- I ain't no thief! - Where d'you get that then?
0:14:02 > 0:14:04Fair enough. Come on, let's leg it.
0:14:05 > 0:14:07Your Majesty! We've got your money!
0:14:07 > 0:14:09Although it's in coins.
0:14:09 > 0:14:12- And high street vouchers. - And a rubber duck.
0:14:12 > 0:14:19That's very, very generous of you, but unfortunately we have to go...
0:14:19 > 0:14:22to the changing of the guards.
0:14:22 > 0:14:26Them fellas in the big hats hate it if there ain't a Royal
0:14:26 > 0:14:30- there to watch. So thanks very much.- Hang on, we had a deal.
0:14:32 > 0:14:34Er, Dance?
0:14:42 > 0:14:44I meant Mr Dance!
0:14:46 > 0:14:50I think what his Royal Highness was trying to say was, you may
0:14:50 > 0:14:56have met his fee but you have totally overlooked his precious Corgi, Fartz.
0:14:56 > 0:15:00- Have I? Er, yes, I am.- What do you want us to do for the Corgi?
0:15:00 > 0:15:05Well, as you may have noticed, Fartz has a slight wind problem.
0:15:05 > 0:15:08PARP! PARP! PARP!
0:15:08 > 0:15:12Which means he requires a very special diet.
0:15:12 > 0:15:16Are your staff qualified to prepare such a dish for him?
0:15:16 > 0:15:20- Oh.- You can't expect the Prince to attend the ceremony
0:15:20 > 0:15:24- if you can't take care of his Fartz.- No. Course not.
0:15:24 > 0:15:27Right. We'll stay here while you prepare it.
0:15:28 > 0:15:30Lenny, a word.
0:15:30 > 0:15:32Er...sausages.
0:15:32 > 0:15:34No. A quiet word!
0:15:34 > 0:15:36(Sausages.)
0:15:41 > 0:15:44Lenny! What are we going to do?
0:15:44 > 0:15:45I dunno!
0:15:45 > 0:15:50The rain in Spain stays mainly on the plain.
0:15:50 > 0:15:54Oh, wow, does it? I didn't know that!
0:15:54 > 0:15:57What are you doing? We've got a major problem.
0:15:57 > 0:16:00- The Prince's dog Fartz... - All dogs fart.- No!
0:16:00 > 0:16:05The Prince wants us to make a special dish for his dog, Fartz
0:16:05 > 0:16:08or he won't attend the ceremony and we won't get our bonus.
0:16:08 > 0:16:12- Ask Chef!- Of course! Perfect!
0:16:16 > 0:16:19How do you do?
0:16:19 > 0:16:21Um...
0:16:22 > 0:16:25Oh, I'm very well, thank you.
0:16:25 > 0:16:31- How do you do? - Like I said, I'm fine thanks.
0:16:31 > 0:16:33SALLY!
0:16:35 > 0:16:39- Mrs Poshington, have you met the Prince?- What prince?
0:16:39 > 0:16:40CRASH!
0:16:40 > 0:16:41Oh-oh!
0:16:45 > 0:16:47What did Chef say?
0:16:47 > 0:16:51He went...
0:16:53 > 0:16:58What Lenny's trying to say is we've got to make our own dog food.
0:16:58 > 0:17:03OK, Lenny, we've got to make some dog food for Fartz.
0:17:03 > 0:17:07And we're gonna use all of this to do it. OK, we need a volunteer.
0:17:07 > 0:17:10It stands to reason that if kids like dogs,
0:17:10 > 0:17:14then they must know how to make good dog food.
0:17:14 > 0:17:18Our first volunteer thinks that the secret is tomato sauce,
0:17:18 > 0:17:21salad cream, mushy peas...
0:17:21 > 0:17:25- Don't use that! Don't use that! - ..and Spam.
0:17:28 > 0:17:33But the proof is in the pudding! Get that in your mouth.
0:17:33 > 0:17:35Yeaurgh!
0:17:35 > 0:17:38Is that good enough for a dog? Oh, oh.
0:17:44 > 0:17:50Other volunteers combine seaweed, salami, tuna, chocolate,
0:17:50 > 0:17:53marshmallows and, of course, a gherkin.
0:17:57 > 0:18:01- Do you think the dog will like this? - Yes. All of it!
0:18:01 > 0:18:04Yeaurgh!
0:18:04 > 0:18:06Is that good enough?
0:18:06 > 0:18:08But I feel inspired.
0:18:08 > 0:18:12Surely Fartz will love a mixture of mushy peas, kidney beans, Spam,
0:18:12 > 0:18:18strawberry jam, salad cream and the missing ingredient - olives.
0:18:18 > 0:18:22- Let's ask the teacher what she thinks.- Yeaurgh!
0:18:22 > 0:18:24- Will the dog like it?- Might do.
0:18:24 > 0:18:28Brilliant. Jamie, I think we've got the dog food!
0:18:31 > 0:18:34FARTZ PANTS
0:18:34 > 0:18:36FARTZ WHINES
0:18:39 > 0:18:42FARTZ GROWLS
0:18:50 > 0:18:52Arrrggghhh!
0:18:52 > 0:18:56Oh! Ah! Oh! Ah!
0:18:56 > 0:18:58Lenny!
0:18:58 > 0:18:59Argh!
0:19:01 > 0:19:03- No harm done!- To you maybe.
0:19:03 > 0:19:05FARTZ BELCHES
0:19:05 > 0:19:08By Jove, I think he liked it!
0:19:08 > 0:19:10I really think he liked it!
0:19:10 > 0:19:14- I mean...- Great! So now we can talk about the ceremony?
0:19:14 > 0:19:17It's in less than an hour and Mr Trubble's invited
0:19:17 > 0:19:21- anyone who's anyone.- The Mayor, the MP.- The Chief of Police.
0:19:21 > 0:19:26- The Chief of Police?!- Yes. So just say a few words, and then we'll do
0:19:26 > 0:19:31- the unveiling of the plaque and... - Oh, sorry, Jamie, I...I can't.
0:19:31 > 0:19:35No, I can't... I've invited my cousin...
0:19:35 > 0:19:39- The Queen, is coming to the ceremony.- What?!
0:19:39 > 0:19:41- What?!- What?!
0:19:41 > 0:19:45No, er, what his Majesty meant to say was...
0:19:45 > 0:19:48I can't believe the Queen's going to be here!
0:19:48 > 0:19:50No, no, no! She can't come!
0:19:50 > 0:19:52But he just invited her.
0:19:52 > 0:19:59Yes. But the...er, Queen...um... poses a very serious security risk!
0:19:59 > 0:20:04- So?- You'll never be able to provide the necessary security!
0:20:04 > 0:20:08Oh, really? We'll see about that!
0:20:09 > 0:20:11Oh, really?
0:20:12 > 0:20:15We'll see about that!
0:20:50 > 0:20:57Right, Lenny. We've talked the talk, now it's time to walk the walk.
0:20:57 > 0:20:59- Walk the what?- The walk!
0:20:59 > 0:21:00It's a saying.
0:21:00 > 0:21:04- Oh. Like "every cloud has a silver lining".- Yes.
0:21:04 > 0:21:06- Or "Bob's your uncle".- Yes.
0:21:06 > 0:21:10- Which is not true, because Bob's MY uncle.- Lenny!- Sorry.
0:21:10 > 0:21:14We should do some training to prove we can protect the Queen.
0:21:14 > 0:21:18So we'd better find someone posh and important to practise on.
0:21:19 > 0:21:22Mrs Poshington! Perfect.
0:21:24 > 0:21:27Sally! What's happened?
0:21:27 > 0:21:30I have completed my training, young man.
0:21:30 > 0:21:34Where's the Prince? He disappeared on me earlier.
0:21:34 > 0:21:36Never mind! You have to help us!
0:21:36 > 0:21:40Oh, do I now, and what if one doesn't want to?
0:21:40 > 0:21:42One has no choice!
0:21:42 > 0:21:43Urrrggghhh!
0:21:43 > 0:21:46Right, we're here on the streets.
0:21:46 > 0:21:49Let's practice protecting posh people. Let's go.
0:21:49 > 0:21:52Coming through, stand back, please.
0:21:52 > 0:21:55We've got two posh people coming through.
0:21:55 > 0:21:59Excuse me, can we stop you for one second.
0:21:59 > 0:22:02Just making sure - we need to clear the area.
0:22:02 > 0:22:04They're not posh enough.
0:22:04 > 0:22:05Your best posh accent.
0:22:05 > 0:22:09- Just say, "The rain in Spain." - Say, "Ooh, la di da."
0:22:09 > 0:22:13- The rain in Spain... - The rain in Spain...- Brilliant.
0:22:13 > 0:22:16- Ooh, la di da!- Shhhh! - I was being posh!- That's not posh.
0:22:16 > 0:22:20- Its Welsh!- Posh people say, "Ooh la di da!"
0:22:20 > 0:22:24I just want to check to see if this coffee is posh enough.
0:22:24 > 0:22:28- Can I check your coffee, please? - Is it posh enough?
0:22:28 > 0:22:31- No.- Get rid of it.
0:22:31 > 0:22:35Jamie, sorry, no offence, but she's not posh, is she?
0:22:35 > 0:22:38She is posh, she's got a hat!
0:22:38 > 0:22:41That's not a posh hat! This is a posh hat.
0:22:41 > 0:22:44We should escort her for a while.
0:22:44 > 0:22:47- Good idea. - Posh person, it's her birthday!
0:22:47 > 0:22:50Excuse me, she's posh and it's her birthday.
0:22:50 > 0:22:53Well done, Lenny, that was good.
0:22:53 > 0:22:57You're supposed to protect posh people, like me, I'm posh.
0:22:57 > 0:23:00- She's not posh! - Posh person coming through.
0:23:00 > 0:23:02A nice little moving barrier.
0:23:02 > 0:23:05Yep, having fun? Me too.
0:23:05 > 0:23:09- STOP!- We just want to check you are having a nice protected day.
0:23:09 > 0:23:12- Do you feel safe? - Up till that, yes!
0:23:12 > 0:23:14- STOP!- Ahhhh!
0:23:14 > 0:23:18We're just trying to protect people.
0:23:18 > 0:23:21- The posh protectors. - Yeah! We're the men.
0:23:21 > 0:23:23- We're the men.- The men in navy blue.
0:23:23 > 0:23:26# Here come the men in navy blue! #
0:23:26 > 0:23:28Doesn't really have the same ring to it.
0:23:34 > 0:23:38Wally! The coast is clear, let's make a run for it.
0:23:42 > 0:23:47General, we must warm the tea pot. Cousin Lizzy will be here soon!
0:23:49 > 0:23:54Oh, hello. You must be here for the Centenary Celebrations.
0:23:54 > 0:23:58Do I know you? You both look vaguely familiar.
0:23:58 > 0:24:02Mrs Poshington.
0:24:02 > 0:24:04Mr, um...Prance
0:24:04 > 0:24:08- and this is...Willy.- Wally.
0:24:08 > 0:24:11Willy Wally? What an unusual name!
0:24:11 > 0:24:17- You should meet my sister!- Why? What's she called?- Shilly Shally.
0:24:17 > 0:24:22- We're back!- And we're ready to protect and serve!- Oh, goody.
0:24:22 > 0:24:27You've met our oldest resident Mrs Poshington's been here since...
0:24:27 > 0:24:29- The hotel was built? - No.- Before then?
0:24:29 > 0:24:31No! She's been here since the...
0:24:31 > 0:24:35- Dawn of time?- Mr Prance, there is no need to be rude.
0:24:35 > 0:24:40- That's not Mr Prance! - No, then who pray tell is it?- Dance!
0:24:46 > 0:24:49No! Mr Dance.
0:24:49 > 0:24:54He's here with Prince Wally. To unveil the Centenary Plaque.
0:24:54 > 0:24:59Wally Watford and Mickey Dance are unscrupulous conmen who will stop
0:24:59 > 0:25:02at nothing to get their hands on your money!
0:25:04 > 0:25:07Just a minute!
0:25:07 > 0:25:10It's them! Off the telly!
0:25:10 > 0:25:16They're impostors, rogues, vagabonds, the lowest of the low!
0:25:16 > 0:25:19How dare you!
0:25:19 > 0:25:21I am a prince of the realm.
0:25:21 > 0:25:25I'll have you know that my cousin is the Queen.
0:25:25 > 0:25:27Oh, no, she's not!
0:25:27 > 0:25:29How can you know that?
0:25:29 > 0:25:32Because the Queen is my cousin!
0:25:34 > 0:25:35Leg it!
0:25:43 > 0:25:44Stop them, General!
0:26:05 > 0:26:07I think it's going really well!
0:26:07 > 0:26:10We're bound to get our £1,000 bonus now!
0:26:10 > 0:26:12Yeah. Great.
0:26:12 > 0:26:17Are you still sore about Wally not being a prince?
0:26:17 > 0:26:19You know what, you shouldn't be.
0:26:20 > 0:26:27You'll always be a princess in some people's eyes. Not mine, obviously!
0:26:28 > 0:26:32Ooh, it's starting! Wasn't it nice of Mrs Poshington
0:26:32 > 0:26:36to ask her cousin 'Lizzy' to unveil the plaque?
0:26:36 > 0:26:38Lenny! Take a photo.
0:26:38 > 0:26:43But don't use that cam...
0:26:47 > 0:26:51Lenny, oh Lenny, what have you done!
0:26:59 > 0:27:01How could you?
0:27:06 > 0:27:08PHONE RINGS
0:27:09 > 0:27:11Hello, Hotel Trubble!
0:27:15 > 0:27:17# Hotel Trubble for ever
0:27:17 > 0:27:22# It's the pits and we know we're stuck but we love it
0:27:22 > 0:27:24# Hotel Trubble for ever... #
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