0:00:01 > 0:00:03Welcome to Hotel Trubble!
0:00:03 > 0:00:05Meet Sally, our receptionist.
0:00:05 > 0:00:06Always service with a smile!
0:00:06 > 0:00:08PHONE RINGS
0:00:09 > 0:00:14And that's Lenny. He's a man of many talents.
0:00:14 > 0:00:17We're just not sure what they are yet.
0:00:17 > 0:00:22And here's Mrs Poshington and her cat, General Sirius Poshington.
0:00:22 > 0:00:25She's our regular pest...I mean...guest.
0:00:25 > 0:00:28She never leaves.
0:00:28 > 0:00:30Which just leaves me, Jamie.
0:00:30 > 0:00:33I'm the bellboy.
0:00:33 > 0:00:35Can I take your bags?
0:00:35 > 0:00:38# Hotel Trubble forever
0:00:38 > 0:00:40# It's the pits and we know it
0:00:40 > 0:00:42# We're stuck but we love it
0:00:42 > 0:00:45# Hotel Trubble forever
0:00:45 > 0:00:50# As we try to survive each day brings disaster
0:00:50 > 0:00:53# Hotel Trubble forever
0:00:53 > 0:00:56# We're a team staying calm on and on
0:00:56 > 0:00:58# So the hotel survives
0:00:58 > 0:01:02# Trubble, Trubble always got a plan
0:01:02 > 0:01:06# Hotel Trubble we're your biggest fan
0:01:06 > 0:01:10# Trubble, Trubble keep the hotel alive. #
0:01:21 > 0:01:25Sally, has something gone wrong with the hotel heating?
0:01:25 > 0:01:27It's like a bake house in here.
0:01:27 > 0:01:31I know. Help yourself to an ice cube, Mrs P.
0:01:31 > 0:01:35No, I try not to eat between meals.
0:01:35 > 0:01:39I haven't been this hot since my Belgian manservant
0:01:39 > 0:01:43mixed up the labels on my mustard and my moisturiser.
0:01:43 > 0:01:46- My face was on fire!- Ouch.
0:01:46 > 0:01:50Mind you, there wasn't a wrinkle to be seen on my ham sandwich!
0:01:50 > 0:01:55It's so hot, even the money is melting in my purse.
0:01:55 > 0:01:59I told you before, Mrs Poshington, we don't accept chocolate money.
0:01:59 > 0:02:04I know, but it tastes so much nicer than the real stuff!
0:02:05 > 0:02:11It's so hot in here. Oh, oh, it's so hot.
0:02:11 > 0:02:15I can't take it any more. Oh, I can't take it.
0:02:15 > 0:02:19Oh, Lenny, please, there are ladies present.
0:02:19 > 0:02:21Where?
0:02:49 > 0:02:51Oh, it's too hot.
0:02:58 > 0:03:02Oh, that's better.
0:03:02 > 0:03:05Well, I declare!
0:03:05 > 0:03:10Oh...would someone do my back, please?
0:03:10 > 0:03:15- I would, but I've just done me nails.- Mrs P, do me back.
0:03:15 > 0:03:20Well, I would, but...I really don't want to.
0:03:20 > 0:03:22Ta-da!
0:03:22 > 0:03:25- What do you look like? - What do I look like?
0:03:25 > 0:03:27Lenny's wearing a bikini.
0:03:27 > 0:03:29Jamie, will you do my back? Please?
0:03:29 > 0:03:31No.
0:03:31 > 0:03:32I got this T-shirt
0:03:32 > 0:03:36from the I'm A Celebrity Gorilla Fan Club to welcome him to the hotel.
0:03:36 > 0:03:42Lionel the Celebrity gorilla is coming to this hotel?
0:03:42 > 0:03:44Oh, I must do my hair.
0:03:44 > 0:03:45Why, are you a, you a fan?
0:03:45 > 0:03:49Well... You could say that.
0:03:50 > 0:03:55Wow, that is...pretty.
0:03:55 > 0:03:58It's because of Lionel the Celebrity gorilla that it's
0:03:58 > 0:04:02so hot in here, cos the manager has requested that the hotel
0:04:02 > 0:04:05temperature be the same as the jungle.
0:04:05 > 0:04:07Hang on a minute...
0:04:07 > 0:04:08Who is Lionel the Celebrity gorilla?
0:04:13 > 0:04:17Here we are way down deep in the middle of the jungle.
0:04:17 > 0:04:24Hey, Mrs P, good-looking chap, that David Hattenborough, eh? Yeah?
0:04:24 > 0:04:27The dense foliage provides the perfect setting for them,
0:04:27 > 0:04:31but as of yet we have not come into contact with the gorilla.
0:04:31 > 0:04:33PIANO MUSIC PLAYS
0:04:33 > 0:04:36Can you please keep it down back there?
0:04:36 > 0:04:39You're scaring away all the gorillas.
0:04:43 > 0:04:44Oh!
0:04:44 > 0:04:46After spending a few days with Lionel,
0:04:46 > 0:04:48it was obvious he was intelligent.
0:04:48 > 0:04:50HE LAUGHS
0:04:54 > 0:04:56But it soon became clear
0:04:56 > 0:05:00that he was far more intelligent than we first thought.
0:05:02 > 0:05:05Can you spell cat?
0:05:14 > 0:05:16That's Lionel.
0:05:16 > 0:05:18Since leaving the jungle, he's become a celebrity.
0:05:18 > 0:05:20He's friends with Wayne Rooney.
0:05:22 > 0:05:24Who's Wayne Rooney?
0:05:25 > 0:05:30- And here he is with JK Rowling. - Oh, yeah, I've got all his albums.
0:05:30 > 0:05:35JK Rowling writes books, and she's a woman.
0:05:35 > 0:05:37Yeah, right.
0:05:37 > 0:05:39I give up.
0:05:39 > 0:05:43This afternoon Lionel is gonna be signing autographs for his fan club
0:05:43 > 0:05:45in our hotel,
0:05:45 > 0:05:48that's why we've given the hotel a complete make-over.
0:05:48 > 0:05:50- Oh.- Any questions?
0:05:50 > 0:05:52Yeah, now can someone do my back?
0:05:52 > 0:05:54ALL: No!
0:06:03 > 0:06:04Welcome to Hotel Trubble.
0:06:08 > 0:06:13- HEAVY ACCENT:- Salutations. I'm Mr Sslyth.
0:06:13 > 0:06:18It's French. I'm Lionel's manager,
0:06:18 > 0:06:22and this, of course, is Lionel.
0:06:22 > 0:06:28Yes-th, ah, I mean, yes. It is an honour to welcome you to the hotel.
0:06:28 > 0:06:31GORILLA GRUNTS
0:06:31 > 0:06:34He says thanks.
0:06:34 > 0:06:35I painted these for you.
0:06:35 > 0:06:37GORILLA GRUNTS
0:06:40 > 0:06:43He said you have beautiful hands.
0:06:43 > 0:06:45Perhaps you'd like to see the room
0:06:45 > 0:06:48where the autograph signing's gonna take place.
0:06:48 > 0:06:50HE GRUNTS
0:06:52 > 0:06:54He says, "yes".
0:06:54 > 0:06:57Right, follow me.
0:06:57 > 0:07:00Oi, Lenny, Lenny, will you clear up that banana skin?
0:07:00 > 0:07:03Ah, yes, Jamie, it's on my To Do list.
0:07:03 > 0:07:06And bring in the photos for Lionel to sign.
0:07:06 > 0:07:09- What did your last slave die of? - He slipped on a banana skin.
0:07:09 > 0:07:12Oh.
0:07:23 > 0:07:26- What do you want?- A tip.
0:07:26 > 0:07:27Don't wear that in public.
0:07:27 > 0:07:30Lionel's surprisingly human-like, isn't he?
0:07:30 > 0:07:33Gorillas aren't that different to us.
0:07:33 > 0:07:39Did you know a gorilla's DNA is 97% identical to that of a human?
0:07:39 > 0:07:42Ah, Lenny's is only 62% identical to humans.
0:07:42 > 0:07:44Ah, thanks, Sally.
0:07:44 > 0:07:47MOBILE PHONE RINGS
0:07:56 > 0:07:59- Oh, something's come up. - Oh, is it the lift?
0:08:01 > 0:08:03I'm afraid I'm gonna have to leave
0:08:03 > 0:08:06to go and see another client about a matter.
0:08:06 > 0:08:07- Is it a celebrity client?- Yeah.
0:08:07 > 0:08:11Oh, maybe it's JK Rooney?
0:08:11 > 0:08:15My client Gordon, the celebrity chef is cooking his speciality dish,
0:08:15 > 0:08:18cod and haddock for the Royal Family.
0:08:19 > 0:08:21Mmm, he's caused a bit of an uproar,
0:08:21 > 0:08:25he's insisting that he will not cook fish fingers for Prince Charles.
0:08:25 > 0:08:28Gordon Bennett.
0:08:28 > 0:08:29No, Prince Charles.
0:08:29 > 0:08:32Why won't he cook fish fingers?
0:08:32 > 0:08:34Yeah, he says he has bigger fish to fry.
0:08:34 > 0:08:36Now, I must go sort it out.
0:08:36 > 0:08:38But what about Lionel?
0:08:38 > 0:08:41Mmm, I guess I'll need to leave him in your
0:08:41 > 0:08:43- capable hands.- Yes!
0:08:43 > 0:08:45I'll be back in time for the autograph session.
0:08:45 > 0:08:48Will you be able to keep him out of harm's way until then?
0:08:48 > 0:08:51Of course, we'll keep him under lock and key.
0:08:51 > 0:08:54Oh, lock and mon-key! High five.
0:08:57 > 0:09:01Between ten and 11, he likes to go for his morning constitutional.
0:09:01 > 0:09:04Now, need I remind you,
0:09:04 > 0:09:05if Lionel enjoys his stay here,
0:09:05 > 0:09:08I'll be bringing all of my celebrity clients here.
0:09:08 > 0:09:10His wish is our command.
0:09:10 > 0:09:13Splendid. Now, before I go, I need to get
0:09:13 > 0:09:16you to sign this contract accepting responsibility
0:09:16 > 0:09:19should anything happen or if Lionel goes missing.
0:09:19 > 0:09:21Can I take a look at that?
0:09:23 > 0:09:24PHONE RINGS
0:09:24 > 0:09:27That's Mr Trubble, I must take this.
0:09:27 > 0:09:29Lenny, you're in charge,
0:09:29 > 0:09:33have a look at the contract but whatever happens do not sign it, OK?
0:09:33 > 0:09:35Right you are, boss.
0:09:36 > 0:09:41- I just need you to sign your name. - Oh, this is like being famous!
0:09:41 > 0:09:43No-one's ever asked for my autograph.
0:09:43 > 0:09:45Do you want a little message too?
0:09:45 > 0:09:48- No, just sign your name.- OK.
0:09:48 > 0:09:50What's all this small print?
0:09:50 > 0:09:53I need you to sign the contract and I'll tell you. Trust me.
0:09:53 > 0:09:56There you go.
0:09:58 > 0:10:01Excellent! Excellent!
0:10:03 > 0:10:08- Anyway, this copy's for you and this copy's mine.- Brilliant.
0:10:08 > 0:10:10So what did all the small print say?
0:10:10 > 0:10:15It says that should anything happen or if Lionel goes missing,
0:10:15 > 0:10:18- you're going to pay me 32 million pounds...and 25 pence.- What?
0:10:18 > 0:10:22The heat is affecting my ears, I thought you said 32 million pounds.
0:10:22 > 0:10:25Yes, and 25 pence.
0:10:25 > 0:10:26PARP!
0:10:26 > 0:10:29Right, I should really get going now.
0:10:29 > 0:10:31Can you call me a taxi?
0:10:31 > 0:10:32You're a taxi!
0:10:33 > 0:10:35I'll catch the bus.
0:10:41 > 0:10:45Yeah, no problem, sir, OK, goodbye.
0:10:45 > 0:10:47Ah, what did Mr Sslyth's contract say?
0:10:47 > 0:10:52He, he changed his mind and said we didn't have to sign it, so I,
0:10:52 > 0:10:55I definitely did not sign it, no, sir-ee.
0:10:55 > 0:10:59- Good.- Lenny, you were told to clean that up.
0:10:59 > 0:11:02- It's on my To Do list. - And where's your To Do list?
0:11:02 > 0:11:04I haven't written it yet, but writing my To Do list
0:11:04 > 0:11:09will be the first item on my To Do list when I write my To Do list.
0:11:09 > 0:11:13Guys, it's ten o'clock, time for Lionel's morning constitutional.
0:11:13 > 0:11:16So let's organise a tour of the city for him.
0:11:16 > 0:11:19Great, oh, it will be so good to get some fresh air.
0:11:19 > 0:11:23With Lenny with us the chances the air will be fresh are slim to zero.
0:11:23 > 0:11:24PARP!
0:11:29 > 0:11:33Right, guys, let's get on our phones and organise the best day out ever.
0:11:35 > 0:11:41- Hello...- Hi...- Hello.
0:11:41 > 0:11:44Hi, yeah, is that the Queen?
0:11:44 > 0:11:48Yeah, yeah, yeah, it's Jamie from Hotel Trubble.
0:11:49 > 0:11:52Yeah, yeah. Yeah, no, absolutely I've got ya.
0:11:52 > 0:11:57Yeah, no, he'll see you there at three. For tea, yeah?
0:11:58 > 0:11:59Hi, yeah,
0:11:59 > 0:12:01I'd like to book an appointment, please.
0:12:01 > 0:12:04For Lionel the Celebrity gorilla, yeah.
0:12:05 > 0:12:08My friend Lenny would like a massage as...
0:12:08 > 0:12:09Yeah, he's got his own bikini,
0:12:09 > 0:12:14it's his own bikini, he doesn't need to...doesn't need to get one.
0:12:14 > 0:12:19Yeah, and he's a celebrity so I expect high maximum security.
0:12:19 > 0:12:24Oh, oh, I hear you have really good ballroom classes.
0:12:24 > 0:12:27Can I book him in for one of the classes and he's a gorilla,
0:12:27 > 0:12:31so...the partner will have to be quite big and quite strong.
0:12:31 > 0:12:33Yeah, yeah, I'll be there at two.
0:12:33 > 0:12:38Yeah. Yeah at the zoo, at the zoo, yeah.
0:12:38 > 0:12:41Hi, can you hear me? Is there a Spa?
0:12:41 > 0:12:44I've got Lionel the Celebrity gorilla coming to stay
0:12:44 > 0:12:48and I was just wondering if I could book him in for a massage?
0:12:48 > 0:12:53Yes, please. Oh, and he likes to go swimming, is that OK?
0:12:53 > 0:12:55Do you let gorillas swim in your pool?
0:12:55 > 0:13:00But all I want to know is, can the gorilla use the swimming pool?
0:13:00 > 0:13:02Yeah, no, that's fine, that's fine.
0:13:02 > 0:13:05Does my bum look big in this photo?
0:13:07 > 0:13:12Ah, this one really brings out your eyes, Lionel.
0:13:12 > 0:13:17- Where's Lionel?- Well, he was here just now, wasn't he?
0:13:17 > 0:13:21Yeah, of course he was...I think.
0:13:21 > 0:13:24Well, do you remember seeing him since we got back to the hotel?
0:13:24 > 0:13:29- No!- Oh, my God, he's gone, he's gone! Lionel's gone!
0:13:29 > 0:13:31OK, he must be here somewhere,
0:13:31 > 0:13:35so before we start panicking... let's search the hotel top to bottom.
0:13:35 > 0:13:38Oh, can we please stop talking about bottoms?
0:13:38 > 0:13:42THEY CALL FOR LIONEL
0:14:13 > 0:14:16That's it, he's definitely gone.
0:14:16 > 0:14:19- But where?- Maybe he melted?
0:14:19 > 0:14:22- He's a gorilla, not an ice cream. - Oh, yeah.
0:14:23 > 0:14:25We interrupt what you've just been talking about
0:14:25 > 0:14:27to bring you this urgent news flash.
0:14:27 > 0:14:33A large wild animal, I repeat a large wild animal,
0:14:33 > 0:14:36has been seen rampaging through town.
0:14:36 > 0:14:38An eye witness said a large wild animal
0:14:38 > 0:14:40is rampaging through town.
0:14:40 > 0:14:44It is not yet known who this animal is or who owns it,
0:14:44 > 0:14:47but I'd hate to be the one in charge of it.
0:14:47 > 0:14:49Oh, no, it's Lionel!
0:14:49 > 0:14:53We have to find him before Mr Sslyth realises he's gone missing.
0:14:53 > 0:14:55I mean, he can't have gone far,
0:14:55 > 0:14:56he hasn't been missing long,
0:14:56 > 0:14:59we have to find him and bring him back safely.
0:14:59 > 0:15:02Together, we can do this.
0:15:02 > 0:15:07Together, we can find Lionel the Celebrity gorilla. Are you with me?
0:15:07 > 0:15:08Yes!
0:15:08 > 0:15:10What about you, Lenny, are you with me?
0:15:10 > 0:15:12HE SNORES
0:15:17 > 0:15:20OK, guys, we need to find Lionel so let's split up.
0:15:20 > 0:15:23Sally, you go that way, Lenny, you go that way,
0:15:23 > 0:15:26and I'll go this way.
0:15:42 > 0:15:43Lionel!
0:15:45 > 0:15:48- Lionel!- Lionel!
0:16:04 > 0:16:07- Is that him? Lionel!- Lionel!
0:16:07 > 0:16:08Lionel!
0:16:12 > 0:16:17This is a disaster! There's still no sign of Lionel anywhere.
0:16:17 > 0:16:19We're doomed.
0:16:19 > 0:16:22We bring you an update
0:16:22 > 0:16:24on the newsflash we brought you earlier
0:16:24 > 0:16:27about the large wild animal rampaging through town.
0:16:27 > 0:16:29We now know that it is...
0:16:29 > 0:16:31Lionel?
0:16:31 > 0:16:34It turns out the animal is in fact L...
0:16:34 > 0:16:38Excuse me, it turns out the animal is in fact L...
0:16:38 > 0:16:39HE COUGHS
0:16:44 > 0:16:46HE SLURPS
0:16:47 > 0:16:49- HE BURPS - That's better.
0:16:49 > 0:16:50Yes?
0:16:50 > 0:16:52Now, where was I?
0:16:52 > 0:16:55It turns out the gorilla was in fact L... L... L...
0:16:55 > 0:16:57Did I say gorilla? No, no, no, no.
0:16:57 > 0:17:00That can't be right. Er, no. Thought not.
0:17:00 > 0:17:04Turns out the wild animal was in fact Larry the Bad Baboon...
0:17:04 > 0:17:06ALL: What?!
0:17:06 > 0:17:10Accompanied by his friend and known troublemaker, Knuckleface the Bear.
0:17:10 > 0:17:12- ALL: What?! - Don't interrupt.
0:17:13 > 0:17:17They've been apprehended and their mums have had words with them.
0:17:17 > 0:17:18Now you can talk.
0:17:18 > 0:17:19Thanks.
0:17:19 > 0:17:22That wasn't Lionel after all, and we've still no idea where he is.
0:17:22 > 0:17:25Ow! Oh...
0:17:27 > 0:17:29WIND HOWLS
0:17:29 > 0:17:31Can I borrow your fan, Lenny?
0:17:33 > 0:17:36WIND HOWLS
0:17:37 > 0:17:40Wait a minute. This is Mr Sslyth's contract.
0:17:40 > 0:17:43Is it? How did that get there?
0:17:43 > 0:17:49It says here if we lose Lionel we have to pay Mr Sslyth £32 million?!
0:17:49 > 0:17:52And, er, 25 pence.
0:17:52 > 0:17:55Oh, good job we didn't sign it.
0:17:55 > 0:17:57B-But... Wha...?
0:17:57 > 0:17:59Oh no! He DID sign it!
0:17:59 > 0:18:02- He didn't?- He did! Lenny, why?!
0:18:02 > 0:18:04I panicked, Jamie.
0:18:04 > 0:18:07Oh, situation just got a whole lot worse!
0:18:07 > 0:18:11- 32 million times worse! - And 25 pence.
0:18:11 > 0:18:15Maybe Mr Sslyth will take chocolate money.
0:18:15 > 0:18:20We're doomed! Hotel Trubble is in big trouble!
0:18:20 > 0:18:21Oh!
0:18:31 > 0:18:36At last you've taken off that ridiculous bikini. It was ugly!
0:18:36 > 0:18:38I've got it, I've got it.
0:18:38 > 0:18:42OK, Lionel's due to meet his fans in just over two hours, right?
0:18:42 > 0:18:44Look, we've got no choice but to get somebody
0:18:44 > 0:18:47to dress up in a gorilla suit and pretend to be Lionel.
0:18:47 > 0:18:51Er, who on earth do we know that would make a convincing gorilla?
0:18:58 > 0:19:01Are you thinking what I'm thinking?
0:19:02 > 0:19:04Yeah, Mrs Poshington!
0:19:04 > 0:19:07- No!- Zack Efron?
0:19:07 > 0:19:10No! Him!
0:19:10 > 0:19:11Huh? PFFRRRT!
0:19:11 > 0:19:15Yeah, he is very good.
0:19:15 > 0:19:17You'll make a great gorilla, Lenny.
0:19:17 > 0:19:21What? Oh, no, I... I can't be a gorilla.
0:19:21 > 0:19:23I'm allergic to...er...
0:19:23 > 0:19:25I'm allergic to bananas.
0:19:25 > 0:19:27- You're eating one.- Oh!
0:19:27 > 0:19:30Yeah, nice try, Lenny.
0:19:30 > 0:19:34- Or should I call you...Lionel? - PFFRRRT!
0:19:34 > 0:19:35I'm not Lionel.
0:19:35 > 0:19:39How will I be able to speak to Mr Sslyth? I can't talk gorilla.
0:19:39 > 0:19:42We'll tell him Lionel lost his voice.
0:19:42 > 0:19:45I might have a better plan. I can speak gorilla, obviously.
0:19:45 > 0:19:48- Really? - Yeah, we were taught it at school.
0:19:48 > 0:19:52You can pick French, German or Gorilla, and I picked Gorilla
0:19:52 > 0:19:55because I thought it would be the most useful.
0:19:55 > 0:19:57- Do you use it much? - Well, only at school reunions,
0:19:57 > 0:20:03but if we get Lenny to pretend he's Lionel, I can provide the voice,
0:20:03 > 0:20:08and then we'll convince Mr Sslyth that Lenny's Lionel,
0:20:08 > 0:20:10and we won't owe him a penny.
0:20:10 > 0:20:13No. You know what? That's ludicrous.
0:20:13 > 0:20:17Crazy. Quite simply the maddest idea I've ever heard.
0:20:17 > 0:20:20And it might just work. Right, before Mr Sslyth gets back
0:20:20 > 0:20:24- you need to practise acting like Lionel.- I'm not happy about this.
0:20:24 > 0:20:27- Then you shouldn't have signed the contract!- Let's go.- OK.
0:20:27 > 0:20:30REGGAE MUSIC PLAYS
0:20:38 > 0:20:41Thank you, boss!
0:21:06 > 0:21:10This is going to really please who I'm going to meet.
0:21:10 > 0:21:14OK. Do something... There we go...
0:21:14 > 0:21:19That's great, that's cracking. Can I get three bananas?
0:21:19 > 0:21:23Oh... Perfect. You're a very kind monkey.
0:21:23 > 0:21:24Oh, big hug!
0:21:54 > 0:21:57MONKEY GRUNTS Yeah.
0:22:15 > 0:22:18MUSIC: "Love Is In The Air" by John Paul Young
0:22:23 > 0:22:26# Love is in the air
0:22:26 > 0:22:28# Everywhere I look around... #
0:22:28 > 0:22:32You've got a nice six pack going there. Yeah.
0:22:32 > 0:22:34# Love is in the air
0:22:34 > 0:22:36# Every sight and every sound... #
0:22:36 > 0:22:38You could swing on the swings.
0:22:38 > 0:22:42Swing on the swings in the park. Gotta go round the monkey frame.
0:22:42 > 0:22:44MONKEY GRUNTS
0:22:44 > 0:22:47Go on the monkey bars, cos you ARE a monkey.
0:22:47 > 0:22:50- MONKEY GRUNTS - Yeah, I know.
0:22:56 > 0:22:58HE WHISTLES
0:23:01 > 0:23:02# Love is in the air...! #
0:23:06 > 0:23:10Well, I must say, I can't quite put my finger on it
0:23:10 > 0:23:15but Lionel looks...well, different.
0:23:15 > 0:23:18That's because Sally gave him a short back and sides.
0:23:18 > 0:23:20So although he may LOOK different,
0:23:20 > 0:23:22that's definitely Lionel. Definitely.
0:23:22 > 0:23:27Hmm. What's this? You've spelt your name wrong!
0:23:27 > 0:23:29Huh?
0:23:29 > 0:23:30Pardon?
0:23:30 > 0:23:33SHE GRUNTS
0:23:36 > 0:23:37Hmm...
0:23:37 > 0:23:39What did she...? I mean, what did Lionel say?
0:23:39 > 0:23:41He says he wants to start spelling it
0:23:41 > 0:23:43just like the Ancient Greeks used to.
0:23:43 > 0:23:46Oh, good thinking... I mean, good for him.
0:23:46 > 0:23:49Hmm, well I can't quite tell what it is,
0:23:49 > 0:23:52but something smells fishy.
0:23:52 > 0:23:54- CHILDREN SCREAM Can I just...?- I knew it!
0:23:54 > 0:23:56I knew it!
0:23:56 > 0:24:01Oh! Oh, no! Lionel was a man all along!
0:24:01 > 0:24:04He tricked us! Oh, you big tricker!
0:24:04 > 0:24:08Unless we bring out the real Lionel the Celebrity Gorilla
0:24:08 > 0:24:11before I count to three, you owe me £32 million!
0:24:11 > 0:24:14- And 25 pence.- Indeed!
0:24:14 > 0:24:15And I don't accept cheques.
0:24:15 > 0:24:18- Do you accept chocolate money?- One...!
0:24:18 > 0:24:20We haven't got that kind of money.
0:24:20 > 0:24:23Can we come to some sort of arrangement?
0:24:23 > 0:24:25I could pay you in instalments, yeah?
0:24:25 > 0:24:26How much?
0:24:26 > 0:24:2850p. A year.
0:24:28 > 0:24:32- Two!- Oh, I know, take Lenny, he's very ape-like,
0:24:32 > 0:24:35even when he's not in costume, so...
0:24:35 > 0:24:39If you can't pay me, I'll have to keep Hotel Trubble for myself,
0:24:39 > 0:24:42- and you'll all be working for me! - You can't! You've no right.
0:24:42 > 0:24:45Yes, I can, it's in the small print here.
0:24:45 > 0:24:48So be it! Three! Hotel Trubble is mine!
0:24:48 > 0:24:51DRAMATIC CHORD PLAYS
0:24:51 > 0:24:54From this day forth it shall be known as Hotel Sslyth!
0:24:54 > 0:24:57THUNDERCLAP
0:24:57 > 0:25:00THEY CHATTER INDISTINCTLY
0:25:00 > 0:25:02Lionel?! Lionel...!
0:25:02 > 0:25:05Mrs Poshington! You found Lionel!
0:25:05 > 0:25:11I haven't found him, he's been with me all afternoon in my room.
0:25:11 > 0:25:15We've been drinking cups of tea, eating sherbet lemons
0:25:15 > 0:25:18and talking of this and that.
0:25:18 > 0:25:22It turns out that Lionel's mother Beatrice
0:25:22 > 0:25:27was my next door neighbour for eight years when I lived in the Congo.
0:25:27 > 0:25:29Small world, isn't it?
0:25:29 > 0:25:31So you speak Gorilla?
0:25:31 > 0:25:32Doesn't everybody?
0:25:32 > 0:25:36THEY SPEAK "GORILLA"
0:25:36 > 0:25:38Oh, boy!
0:25:38 > 0:25:40Seeing as the real Lionel's back,
0:25:40 > 0:25:42Hotel Trubble is saved!
0:25:42 > 0:25:45THEY CHEER
0:25:45 > 0:25:51- Mr Sslyth's a conman, a thief and a trickster.- Lionel, we're leaving!
0:25:51 > 0:25:56- HE GRUNTS - I said, we're leaving!
0:25:56 > 0:25:59HE GRUNTS, MRS POSHINGTON LAUGHS
0:26:00 > 0:26:03- What did he say? - BOTH: You're fired!
0:26:03 > 0:26:07You haven't heard the last of Mr Sslyth!
0:26:07 > 0:26:11ALL: Oooh!
0:26:11 > 0:26:13Did you pick up that banana skin on reception?
0:26:13 > 0:26:14Er... No.
0:26:14 > 0:26:17- CRASH! - Aaagh!- Good!
0:26:28 > 0:26:29We interrupt this programme...
0:26:29 > 0:26:32Oh, not again!
0:26:32 > 0:26:35Oi! Pipe down! Police have just announced they have caught
0:26:35 > 0:26:37one of the most wanted men in the world.
0:26:37 > 0:26:41This wanted man has conned many people with fake contracts,
0:26:41 > 0:26:44claiming they owe him £32 million, and...
0:26:44 > 0:26:4725 pence.
0:26:47 > 0:26:51This sounds strangely familiar.
0:26:51 > 0:26:53The crook, who goes by the name of Mr Sslyth...
0:26:53 > 0:26:56- THEY GASP - ..was arrested in hospital
0:26:56 > 0:27:00where he's being treated for banana skin-related injuries.
0:27:02 > 0:27:06Well, it looks like we have seen the last of Mr Sslyth after all.
0:27:06 > 0:27:09PHONE RINGS
0:27:15 > 0:27:17SHE SPEAKS GORILLA
0:27:17 > 0:27:20Oh, sorry, I mean, hello? Hotel Trubble?
0:27:24 > 0:27:27# Hotel Trubble Forever
0:27:27 > 0:27:32# It's the pits and we know We're stuck, but we love it
0:27:32 > 0:27:35# Hotel Trubble forever
0:27:35 > 0:27:40# We're a team staying calm on and on So the hotel survives
0:27:40 > 0:27:43# Trubble trubble Keep the hotel alive! #