0:00:01 > 0:00:03Welcome to Hotel Trubble.
0:00:03 > 0:00:06Meet Sally, our receptionist... always service with a smile.
0:00:06 > 0:00:08PHONE RINGS
0:00:09 > 0:00:12And that's Lenny. He's a man of many talents.
0:00:14 > 0:00:17We're just not sure what they are yet.
0:00:17 > 0:00:19And here's Mrs Poshington
0:00:19 > 0:00:22and her cat General Sirius Poshington.
0:00:22 > 0:00:24She's our regular pest...
0:00:24 > 0:00:25I mean...guest.
0:00:25 > 0:00:28She never leaves.
0:00:28 > 0:00:30Which just leaves me, Jamie.
0:00:30 > 0:00:33I'm the bellboy.
0:00:33 > 0:00:35Can I take your bags?
0:00:36 > 0:00:38# Hotel Trubble forever
0:00:38 > 0:00:41# It's the pits and we know it
0:00:41 > 0:00:42# We're stuck but we love it
0:00:42 > 0:00:45# Hotel Trubble forever
0:00:46 > 0:00:50# As we try to survive each day brings disaster
0:00:50 > 0:00:53# Hotel Trubble forever
0:00:53 > 0:00:57# We're a team staying calm arm in arm
0:00:57 > 0:00:59# So the hotel survives
0:00:59 > 0:01:02# Trubble Trubble always got a plan
0:01:02 > 0:01:05# Hotel Trubble we're your biggest fan
0:01:05 > 0:01:10# Trubble Trubble keep the hotel alive. #
0:01:19 > 0:01:24Lovely, can I take your name?
0:01:24 > 0:01:32J...apostrophe, B-O-T-T-O-M
0:01:32 > 0:01:35And your first name? Hugh.
0:01:35 > 0:01:39So Mr Hugh J'Bottom...
0:01:39 > 0:01:42Huge bottom?
0:01:42 > 0:01:45This is another prank call, isn't it?
0:01:47 > 0:01:50Sally, what's that monstrosity?
0:01:50 > 0:01:53- That's Lenny. - I know, but what's he putting up?
0:01:53 > 0:01:57Oh, it's a painting Mr Trubble's asked us to display.
0:01:57 > 0:02:00It's of his great, great, great,
0:02:00 > 0:02:02great, great, great, great, great,
0:02:02 > 0:02:05- great, great, great, great, great, great... - OWL HOOTS
0:02:05 > 0:02:11- COCKEREL CROWS - ..great, great, great, great, great, great-uncle Sir Trubblalot.
0:02:11 > 0:02:13Fascinating.
0:02:13 > 0:02:15But I have a small problem.
0:02:15 > 0:02:17Oh, that's unusual.
0:02:17 > 0:02:20I want to watch my favourite TV show,
0:02:20 > 0:02:25Haunted Places Live, but there's something wrong with the television.
0:02:25 > 0:02:28Don't worry Mrs Poshington, never fear.
0:02:28 > 0:02:30I know the perfect man for the job.
0:02:30 > 0:02:34Unfortunately he doesn't even work here,
0:02:34 > 0:02:36so I'll ask Lenny. Lenny!
0:02:36 > 0:02:37What?
0:02:42 > 0:02:44I'm OK, I'm OK...I'm OK.
0:02:44 > 0:02:48I wasn't worried. Mrs. Poshington needs some help fixing the TV.
0:02:48 > 0:02:52Ah, don't you worry about that I know just the man for the job.
0:02:52 > 0:02:55Although unfortunately he doesn't work here, so we'll ask Jamie. Jamie!
0:02:55 > 0:02:58What seems to be the prob...?
0:02:58 > 0:03:02Ah, Mrs Poshington. I should have known.
0:03:04 > 0:03:08- There, do you see what I mean? - Ah I love this programme.
0:03:08 > 0:03:12That's not a programme, there's something wrong with the telly.
0:03:12 > 0:03:17And my favourite show Haunted Places Live is about to start.
0:03:17 > 0:03:19Oh, is it? Oh. Ow!
0:03:19 > 0:03:21Right.
0:03:22 > 0:03:26Lenny, stand on that chair.
0:03:29 > 0:03:31OK, move it to the right a bit.
0:03:31 > 0:03:34- Right. Is this OK?- Higher.
0:03:35 > 0:03:37(HIGH-PITCHED VOICE) Is this OK?
0:03:37 > 0:03:40- No, move the aerial higher. - Oh, the aerial, right.
0:03:40 > 0:03:43That's it, don't move, Haunted Places Live.
0:03:43 > 0:03:44Sssh! Sh!
0:03:47 > 0:03:52As far back as I can remember I have always been fascinated
0:03:52 > 0:03:56by ghosts, ghouls and things that go bump in the night,
0:03:56 > 0:04:00which is why I have dedicated my life to finding
0:04:00 > 0:04:04the most haunted buildings in the world.
0:04:04 > 0:04:09And I am currently searching for Britain's most haunted hotel.
0:04:09 > 0:04:12HE LAUGHS EVILLY
0:04:12 > 0:04:17So...Dr Pants is a real person?
0:04:17 > 0:04:19Well, of course.
0:04:19 > 0:04:24Oh. Well, in that case, I think he's coming to Hotel Trubble.
0:04:24 > 0:04:28- What?- Well, a Dr Pants called earlier but I thought it was a prank call.
0:04:28 > 0:04:33- That was no prank call. - Maybe Professor Pooh really is coming to stay next week.
0:04:34 > 0:04:36Dr Pants is coming to Hotel Trubble?
0:04:36 > 0:04:39Do you realise what this means?
0:04:39 > 0:04:41Oh, my arm aches.
0:04:41 > 0:04:45If we can convince Dr Pants that Hotel Trubble's haunted...
0:04:45 > 0:04:47we'll get featured on the show,
0:04:47 > 0:04:52people will flock from around the world to come and visit us.
0:04:52 > 0:04:54Can I come down now?
0:04:54 > 0:04:57And I'll be famous!
0:04:57 > 0:04:59- Sssh, ssh.- There's just one problem.
0:04:59 > 0:05:03- What?- Hotel Trubble isn't haunted.
0:05:03 > 0:05:07EVIL LAUGHTER
0:05:07 > 0:05:13So we currently have the world's least haunted hotel.
0:05:13 > 0:05:17And you want to persuade Dr Pants it's the world's most haunted hotel?
0:05:17 > 0:05:20Yeah. Any ideas?
0:05:21 > 0:05:25- Yes? - What? No, I don't have any ideas.
0:05:26 > 0:05:30Maybe the hotel is haunted, think about it.
0:05:30 > 0:05:34Have you two ever seen anything unusual ever?
0:05:34 > 0:05:39- Chef's shepherd's pie? - No, but I mean like anything scary.
0:05:39 > 0:05:40Sally without make-up.
0:05:43 > 0:05:46- Have you ever seen a ghost? - What do ghosts look like?
0:05:46 > 0:05:48Very old and spooky.
0:05:48 > 0:05:51- Does Mrs Poshington count? - No!- I've never seen a ghost.
0:05:51 > 0:05:54Well, it doesn't sound like Hotel Trubble is haunted.
0:05:54 > 0:05:57I'm not giving up that easy.
0:05:59 > 0:06:04Hotel Trubble! Are you haunted?
0:06:05 > 0:06:07Give me a sign!
0:06:09 > 0:06:11Any sign will do!
0:06:12 > 0:06:15Teeny weeny sign?
0:06:15 > 0:06:19See, I told you there was nothing going on... CREAKING
0:06:21 > 0:06:23It's a sign!
0:06:23 > 0:06:26Mr Trubble's great, great, great,
0:06:26 > 0:06:30great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great
0:06:30 > 0:06:32great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great
0:06:32 > 0:06:34- great, great, great, great... - OWL HOOTS
0:06:34 > 0:06:35COCKEREL CROWS
0:06:35 > 0:06:38..great, great great-uncle Sir Trubbalot must be trying
0:06:38 > 0:06:40to tell us he's returned.
0:06:40 > 0:06:45Oh! Maybe he's escaped from the painting and he's roaming around
0:06:45 > 0:06:48the hotel like some spooky...
0:06:48 > 0:06:50ghostly ghost.
0:06:50 > 0:06:53- Yeah. Wow.- Yeah, or...or it could simply
0:06:53 > 0:06:56be a sign that Lenny's not very good at putting up paintings.
0:06:56 > 0:07:00Jamie! If Sir Trubbalot has returned
0:07:00 > 0:07:02I think we should go and look for him.
0:07:02 > 0:07:04I don't think that's a particularly good idea.
0:07:04 > 0:07:07- This'll help us find the spirit of Sir Trubbalot.- What?
0:07:07 > 0:07:09A spirit level.
0:07:09 > 0:07:12Right...Lenny, couch.
0:07:12 > 0:07:15Jamie...cupboards.
0:07:20 > 0:07:22Sir Trubbalot!
0:07:24 > 0:07:26Sir Trubbalot!
0:07:27 > 0:07:28- Boo!- Aargh!
0:07:31 > 0:07:34Whoo!
0:07:34 > 0:07:37Sir Trubbalot!
0:07:37 > 0:07:40- Where are you?- Oh!- Oh!
0:07:40 > 0:07:41Stop it.
0:07:45 > 0:07:48Well, Sally it looks like you were wrong, Sir Trubbalot
0:07:48 > 0:07:52is nowhere to be seen and Lenny is just awful at hanging up paintings.
0:07:52 > 0:07:54Oh, I've got it!
0:07:54 > 0:07:58Oh, well if you've got it then we've got it too now.
0:07:58 > 0:08:00All we need to do is find a ghost,
0:08:00 > 0:08:04put it in Hotel Trubble and pretend it's Sir Trubbalot.
0:08:04 > 0:08:07- Oh, Sally that's a silly idea. - Hang on, that's a great idea.
0:08:07 > 0:08:10Like I said, Sally, a fantastic idea.
0:08:10 > 0:08:13So, now all we need to do is find a ghost.
0:08:13 > 0:08:15How hard can that be?
0:08:16 > 0:08:20OK, so we've got the pictures of the ghosts, let's go and get 'em.
0:08:20 > 0:08:23They're for you, OK, let's go.
0:08:25 > 0:08:29Lenny! Come on.
0:08:30 > 0:08:32Is this you? It's you.
0:08:34 > 0:08:37Jamie! Jamie! Is that...?
0:08:37 > 0:08:39- Hold it.- Jamie, it's him.
0:08:39 > 0:08:43Mrs Margaret Smith, are you Mrs Margaret Smith? You look like her.
0:08:43 > 0:08:45Oh, no, his head's a bit... a bit big.
0:08:45 > 0:08:49- That's, that's...- Yeah, but his head is like quite big.
0:08:49 > 0:08:51- And generally quite ugly. - Yeah, sorry.
0:08:53 > 0:08:57Oh, it's all right stay there, stay there, stay there, it's a ghost.
0:08:57 > 0:08:59It's a ghost. It's OK, it's OK, it's OK.
0:08:59 > 0:09:01I've got the ghost, I've got the ghost.
0:09:01 > 0:09:03You're all right, I've got it.
0:09:03 > 0:09:05Is that you? You look very similar.
0:09:05 > 0:09:09He's got different teeth, Harry hasn't any got teeth.
0:09:09 > 0:09:11- Your eyes are uglier...- Sorry.
0:09:11 > 0:09:15Excuse me, excuse me, just stay still, stay, are you a ghost?
0:09:15 > 0:09:16I don't think so, thank you.
0:09:16 > 0:09:19- No, this is telling me you're a ghost...- Oh, I'm so sorry,
0:09:19 > 0:09:22but I'm not, I don't wanna disillusion you....
0:09:22 > 0:09:24You're gonna have to come with me I'm afraid...
0:09:24 > 0:09:27- I'm sorry, no!- It's giving off very strong ghost signals.
0:09:27 > 0:09:29It's OK, it's OK, it's a ghost, I've got it.
0:09:29 > 0:09:34I've got the ghost, just ghost busting, stay still, stay still.
0:09:34 > 0:09:36It's all right I've got the ghost.
0:09:39 > 0:09:43- It's you. Belinda!- Belinda!
0:09:43 > 0:09:45- Belinda, it's you.- Yeah. - Where have you been?
0:09:45 > 0:09:47I don't know. I've been hiding.
0:09:47 > 0:09:51Yeah, because you're a ghost and you can't just escape, Belinda.
0:09:51 > 0:09:53- What did you do it?- Oh, no, I'm sorry.
0:09:53 > 0:09:56Yeah, but Belinda has a nicer chin.
0:10:01 > 0:10:03Well, I didn't catch a ghost,
0:10:03 > 0:10:06but I did manage to find this stinky green sock.
0:10:06 > 0:10:09Oh, that's mine, I wondered where that had got to.
0:10:09 > 0:10:12- Oh, of course! - Well, I managed to find 56...
0:10:14 > 0:10:156p.
0:10:15 > 0:10:19All I managed to collect was that bag of dust.
0:10:19 > 0:10:23Never fear, my fellow ghost busters, because I managed to find a ghost.
0:10:23 > 0:10:26I've gotta be careful so it doesn't float away.
0:10:26 > 0:10:30But here is the ghost! Oh!
0:10:32 > 0:10:34- It's candyfloss.- Is it?
0:10:36 > 0:10:39Well, seeing as we didn't find a real ghost,
0:10:39 > 0:10:41- I guess we have no choice.- Exactly.
0:10:41 > 0:10:43We're just gonna have to give up.
0:10:43 > 0:10:45- Get someone to pretend to be a ghost.- What?
0:10:45 > 0:10:47We'll have to find someone who's willing
0:10:47 > 0:10:49to dress up as Sir Trubbalot.
0:10:49 > 0:10:52Oh, Sally, I'm really flattered but I don't think I...
0:10:52 > 0:10:55Don't be silly, I didn't mean you.
0:10:55 > 0:10:58I have a plan!
0:10:58 > 0:11:00Yeah.
0:11:01 > 0:11:03HE BURPS
0:11:03 > 0:11:06Guys, I feel sick.
0:11:09 > 0:11:11- Oh, right.- Yeah, yeah.
0:11:11 > 0:11:13THEY MAKE GHOSTLY NOISES
0:11:15 > 0:11:19Whoo! Ha ha ha!
0:11:19 > 0:11:21Whoo! Whoo!
0:11:21 > 0:11:25- I am going to eat you. - Get you.- Get you.
0:11:25 > 0:11:27- Whoo hoo! Whoo hoo! - That's brilliant.
0:11:27 > 0:11:31Actually I'm not happy with, you can drag out the hee...
0:11:31 > 0:11:34Oooooh!
0:11:34 > 0:11:37HE CACKLES
0:11:39 > 0:11:41I don't think I can do this.
0:11:41 > 0:11:43Just go "whaaa".
0:11:43 > 0:11:44Whaaa!
0:11:44 > 0:11:48- I don't think we should give her the job.- No, she's not very good.
0:11:48 > 0:11:51Whooo! Ha ha ha!
0:11:52 > 0:11:53Rah!
0:11:53 > 0:11:56How about we try it with a wig on?
0:11:56 > 0:11:58- That's a good idea. - A wig and a wart?
0:11:58 > 0:11:59Whoo! Whoo!
0:11:59 > 0:12:04I'm going to get you, I'm going to eat you, yummy, yummy in my tummy.
0:12:04 > 0:12:07That's good, you could just leave it like that.
0:12:07 > 0:12:09Yeah you start, go.
0:12:09 > 0:12:13Ha ha! Whoo! Whoo!
0:12:15 > 0:12:18SHE SHRIEKS
0:12:18 > 0:12:20SHE SHRIEKS
0:12:20 > 0:12:23- Now, I'm scared.- Oh, Jamie.- Boo!
0:12:24 > 0:12:27SHE CACKLES
0:12:27 > 0:12:31SHE SHRIEKS
0:12:31 > 0:12:36SHE CACKLES
0:12:41 > 0:12:46SHE MAKES GHOSTLY NOISES
0:12:55 > 0:12:58We couldn't find anyone to pose as Sir Trubbalot.
0:12:58 > 0:13:01What are we gonna do now?
0:13:01 > 0:13:03Get something to eat.
0:13:03 > 0:13:07Chef's asked if he can use the bag of dust to make some gravy.
0:13:07 > 0:13:11- Maybe I'll eat later. - Any sign of Pants yet?
0:13:11 > 0:13:13- I'll get some tissues!- What?
0:13:13 > 0:13:15- A tissue.- Bless you.
0:13:15 > 0:13:17- The tissues.- Oh, the tissues!
0:13:17 > 0:13:21Oh, my make-up is ruined.
0:13:21 > 0:13:23You can hardly tell, grey really suits you.
0:13:23 > 0:13:26Yeah, it matches your roots.
0:13:26 > 0:13:28Don't worry. I'll help.
0:13:30 > 0:13:32You'll be as good as new.
0:13:32 > 0:13:34New might be a slight exaggeration.
0:13:56 > 0:14:01- Da-da!- Oh, my goodness, I look young again.
0:14:01 > 0:14:04You'd never guess I was 32.
0:14:04 > 0:14:07Tissues. Hello!
0:14:07 > 0:14:10- Sally, you didn't tell me you had a younger sister.- Oh!
0:14:10 > 0:14:13- And such a pretty one.- Oh!
0:14:13 > 0:14:16- Lenny...- What? - That's Mrs Poshington.
0:14:16 > 0:14:19It's not Mrs... Oh! Oh!
0:14:19 > 0:14:23- Wait a minute, Sally... can you make anyone up?- Sure.
0:14:23 > 0:14:27So you could make one of us look like Sir Trubbalot to fool Dr Pants?
0:14:27 > 0:14:30And get us on TV!
0:14:30 > 0:14:33That is such an amazing idea.
0:14:33 > 0:14:36This ghost hunting lark might not be such a bad idea after all.
0:14:36 > 0:14:39Ooh.
0:14:39 > 0:14:41Aw, you make such a lovely couple.
0:14:44 > 0:14:46OK, yeah.
0:14:46 > 0:14:51- Yeah.- Oh, hello, welcome to Hotel Trubble.
0:14:51 > 0:14:54- How may I help?- Pants.
0:14:56 > 0:14:58Yeah.
0:14:59 > 0:15:00Yeah.
0:15:02 > 0:15:05No, my name is Pants.
0:15:05 > 0:15:10Oh, your name is... your name is Pants?
0:15:10 > 0:15:12Sorry about that.
0:15:12 > 0:15:13Oh, it could be worse,
0:15:13 > 0:15:16we've got Professor Pooh coming to stay next week.
0:15:16 > 0:15:21Look, I am TV's Dr Egon Pants from the hugely successful TV show
0:15:21 > 0:15:24Haunted Places Live.
0:15:24 > 0:15:27Oh, I see, right...
0:15:27 > 0:15:30- Jamie!- Yes, Lenny? Oh!
0:15:30 > 0:15:35Welcome to Hotel Trubble. I hope you enjoy your stay,
0:15:35 > 0:15:37but before you check in,
0:15:37 > 0:15:41I must warn you that this hotel is haunted.
0:15:41 > 0:15:42A lot.
0:15:42 > 0:15:48By ghosts and ghouls and things that go bump in the night.
0:15:48 > 0:15:51- This is such a coincidence.- Why?
0:15:51 > 0:15:57For I am TV's Dr Egon Pants from the hugely successful TV show
0:15:57 > 0:16:00Haunted Places Live and I am searching
0:16:00 > 0:16:04for Britain's most haunted hotel.
0:16:04 > 0:16:08- I had no idea.- You did, we watched the programme earlier.
0:16:08 > 0:16:11SQUEAKING
0:16:11 > 0:16:16- What is that noise?- Oh, noise? - It sounds other worldly.
0:16:16 > 0:16:19Oh, that's just Mr Trubble on the phone.
0:16:19 > 0:16:26OK, bye. He means it's Mr Trubble's great, great, great, great...
0:16:27 > 0:16:29..great, great, great, great, great...
0:16:31 > 0:16:34great, great, great, great, great great, great, great, great,
0:16:34 > 0:16:36- great, great, great, grate, great... - OWL HOOTS
0:16:36 > 0:16:38COCKEREL CROWS
0:16:39 > 0:16:44..great, great great-uncle Sir Trubbalot.
0:16:44 > 0:16:45Yes, Sir Trubbalot.
0:16:45 > 0:16:49He's the medieval knight who haunts this hotel,
0:16:49 > 0:16:52roaming the corridors, bedrooms and, erm...
0:16:52 > 0:16:56toilets in search for his long-lost love.
0:16:56 > 0:16:58Sally of Sussex.
0:16:58 > 0:17:01Legend has it that on the night before their wedding,
0:17:01 > 0:17:07Sir Trubbalot and Sally of Sussex played hide-and-seek.
0:17:09 > 0:17:13Yeah, and she hid so well he never saw her again.
0:17:13 > 0:17:15He should have checked behind the sofa.
0:17:15 > 0:17:18This explains why the hotel is haunted.
0:17:18 > 0:17:23Sir Trubbalot cannot rest without his beloved Sally.
0:17:23 > 0:17:26- FARTING NOISE - And what is that unusual smell?
0:17:26 > 0:17:29Oh, it's a classic sign of paranormal activity.
0:17:29 > 0:17:31Sorry that...that was me.
0:17:31 > 0:17:33Do you know what this means?
0:17:33 > 0:17:36If Hotel Trubble really is haunted
0:17:36 > 0:17:42then I will feature it on my TV show, Haunted Places Live...
0:17:44 > 0:17:46as Britain's most haunted hotel.
0:17:46 > 0:17:48TV show, you say?
0:17:50 > 0:17:53I had no idea, like... I just didn't even know.
0:17:53 > 0:17:57Do you need a glamorous assistant?
0:17:57 > 0:18:00No, I provide all the glamour on my TV show.
0:18:00 > 0:18:03Squire, I will return at midnight tonight
0:18:03 > 0:18:08when I will find out for myself just how haunted your hotel really is.
0:18:08 > 0:18:11HE LAUGHS EVILLY
0:18:12 > 0:18:16Right, we need a dress rehearsal.
0:18:19 > 0:18:23OK, we need to practise being really scary, OK?
0:18:23 > 0:18:25And I think I know just the place.
0:18:25 > 0:18:26Follow me.
0:18:36 > 0:18:37- Wah!- Argh!
0:18:46 > 0:18:47- Wah!- Argh!
0:18:50 > 0:18:51Wah!
0:18:52 > 0:18:55- Rah!- Rah!- Rah!
0:18:58 > 0:19:00Rah!
0:19:02 > 0:19:06- Rah!- Rah! Rah! - LAUGHTER
0:19:08 > 0:19:12- Wah!- Argh!- You scared me then.
0:19:15 > 0:19:17- Wah!- Argh!
0:19:24 > 0:19:25- Wah!- Oh!
0:19:33 > 0:19:37OK, we'd better get ready. Dr Pants will be here soon.
0:19:37 > 0:19:40That reminds me there's something I have to tell you about him.
0:19:40 > 0:19:44- What? - Er...I've written it down somewhere.
0:19:44 > 0:19:50Oh, of course. "Put open sign on front door of hotel."
0:19:50 > 0:19:53Oops, better go and do that now.
0:19:53 > 0:19:55- Erm, Lenny?- What?- Dr Pants?
0:19:55 > 0:19:59Oh. Er...Dr Pants has arrived.
0:19:59 > 0:20:02- Oh, Dr Pants has arrived, he's in reception.- Argh!
0:20:02 > 0:20:07He's here! Right, action stations, everyone, you know what to do.
0:20:07 > 0:20:10I'm taking Pants off for a little haunted tour of Hotel Trubble.
0:20:10 > 0:20:12I think you'd better keep your pants on for the tour!
0:20:12 > 0:20:16You know what I mean. Lenny, you're in charge of the skeleton,
0:20:16 > 0:20:18You sure you can manage that?
0:20:18 > 0:20:20Have I ever let you down before, Jamie?
0:20:24 > 0:20:27Hey, when we're finished with him he'll be Dr Scaredy Pants.
0:20:27 > 0:20:30THEY LAUGH
0:20:30 > 0:20:34That was really funny. Well, for you.
0:20:42 > 0:20:45I trust you had a pleasant evening, Dr Pants?
0:20:45 > 0:20:49Why, yes, as a matter of fact I had a very... Hey, what the...?
0:20:49 > 0:20:54Oh, oh, it appears you've angered Sir Trubbalot.
0:20:54 > 0:20:57Interesting, I sensed there was someone else in the room.
0:21:00 > 0:21:06Oh, I think he's gone, that can only mean one thing.
0:21:06 > 0:21:09Sir Trubbalot has gone to his bedroom.
0:21:09 > 0:21:11Then let us follow him.
0:21:11 > 0:21:13- If ye dare go up the stairs.- I dare.
0:21:13 > 0:21:17- But beware... - I'm aware the whom is where?
0:21:17 > 0:21:19Up there and then you take a left before the bathroom.
0:21:19 > 0:21:22- I should probably show you. - Before the...?
0:21:22 > 0:21:25- I should probably show you actually. - Yeah.- It's quite complicated.
0:21:31 > 0:21:35So this is it. This was Sir Trubbalot's bedroom?
0:21:35 > 0:21:39- Yes.- And you say Hotel Trubble's been here since the 12th century?
0:21:39 > 0:21:40Yes.
0:21:41 > 0:21:45Do you see that? The eyes are moving!
0:21:45 > 0:21:49- It must be Sir Trubbalot. - Why is he wearing mascara?
0:21:49 > 0:21:51Men did in the Middle Ages.
0:21:51 > 0:21:53And eye shadow?
0:21:53 > 0:21:56- Did I mention that this was his bedroom?- Yes, you did.
0:21:56 > 0:21:58KNOCKING
0:21:58 > 0:22:01I'll get it, whatever you do while my back's turned...
0:22:01 > 0:22:03don't look in that cupboard.
0:22:06 > 0:22:08What are you doing here?
0:22:08 > 0:22:12It's about that skeleton you wanted me to put in the wardrobe.
0:22:12 > 0:22:15Oh! What is it Dr Pants?
0:22:15 > 0:22:17Did you find a skeleton?
0:22:17 > 0:22:21Yes, and no.
0:22:24 > 0:22:26It was all the chef had.
0:22:26 > 0:22:29Go and get into costume.
0:22:29 > 0:22:33How spooky. Chicken was Sir Trubbalot's favourite meal.
0:22:34 > 0:22:36Come with me to the room across the hall.
0:22:36 > 0:22:38There's something else I'd like to show you.
0:22:53 > 0:22:55SQUEAKING
0:22:59 > 0:23:01Dare I ask what that was?
0:23:01 > 0:23:04Let's see.
0:23:07 > 0:23:11Three, two...one...
0:23:11 > 0:23:14HE WAILS AND GROANS
0:23:16 > 0:23:18THEY SCREAM
0:23:21 > 0:23:26I'm not surprised you're scared, it's Sir Trubbalot.
0:23:26 > 0:23:29I'm not scared, he's standing on my foot.
0:23:30 > 0:23:31Oh, sorry, oh...
0:23:32 > 0:23:34Oh. Er... Boo!
0:23:37 > 0:23:42I knew it! This hotel isn't haunted at all. This is icing sugar.
0:23:42 > 0:23:43Is it?
0:23:44 > 0:23:48Gentlemen, this is a farce. I have seen better amateur dramatics.
0:23:48 > 0:23:50Jamie, taste this, it's delicious!
0:23:55 > 0:24:00Whoo! Whoo-o-o-o-o!
0:24:00 > 0:24:03I'm Sally of Sussex.
0:24:03 > 0:24:08- Sally.- Whoo! I'm a ghost, don't you know?
0:24:08 > 0:24:10And the farce continues.
0:24:10 > 0:24:12Sally! Sally!
0:24:12 > 0:24:17- What?- You can stop now, Dr Pants knows the hotel isn't haunted.
0:24:17 > 0:24:20- And we won't get to be on the show? - No.
0:24:20 > 0:24:25You shan't be appearing on Haunted Places Live.
0:24:25 > 0:24:29- And I won't be your glamorous assistant?- Definitely not.
0:24:29 > 0:24:32I risked breaking a nail for you.
0:24:32 > 0:24:34I've had enough of this gobbledegook.
0:24:34 > 0:24:38I'll be checking out of this very un-haunted hotel in the morning.
0:24:47 > 0:24:50Dr Pants, I'm really sorry about last night.
0:24:50 > 0:24:52Are you certain you have to go?
0:24:52 > 0:24:54I am most certain.
0:24:54 > 0:24:57What's this? Another one of your pretend ghosts,
0:24:57 > 0:25:01although it's the scariest looking one of the lot so far
0:25:01 > 0:25:04- apart from that awful wig. - Ah! What are you doing?
0:25:04 > 0:25:06You horrid little man, get off.
0:25:06 > 0:25:11Oh, and to think I was a fan of your show.
0:25:11 > 0:25:13- Get him, Sirius, get him!- Miaow!
0:25:13 > 0:25:16I'm sorry, please accept my sincere apologies,
0:25:16 > 0:25:18but I don't apologise to the rest of you.
0:25:18 > 0:25:23You did not trick me with that ridiculous Sir Trubbalot nonsense.
0:25:23 > 0:25:29It is not that easy to make Dr Egon Pants look like a fool.
0:25:40 > 0:25:41It's quite stiff.
0:25:44 > 0:25:47Well, we almost persuaded Dr Pants that the Hotel Trubble is haunted.
0:25:47 > 0:25:51- But it is haunted. - And I guess you could... Pardon?
0:25:51 > 0:25:54Hotel Trubble is haunted.
0:25:54 > 0:25:55Surely you knew that.
0:25:55 > 0:25:57Go on.
0:25:57 > 0:26:02Well, who do you think it is that walks down creaky corridors
0:26:02 > 0:26:04in the wee small hours of the night?
0:26:04 > 0:26:09- You?- And who do you think it is that switches on the bedroom lights
0:26:09 > 0:26:10when there's nobody in them?
0:26:10 > 0:26:16- You.- And who do you think it is that hides things around the hotel?
0:26:16 > 0:26:20- Still you. - No, it's the Hotel Trubble's ghost.
0:26:20 > 0:26:23He's a friendly ghost, of course.
0:26:23 > 0:26:27- Syrius can sense him, can't you, Syrius?- Miaow!
0:26:27 > 0:26:31Well, I can't stand here chatter boxing all day, I'm off.
0:26:31 > 0:26:33Goodbye, handsome.
0:26:36 > 0:26:40Do you think she's right? Is Hotel Trubble haunted?
0:26:40 > 0:26:45Nah, let's just say Mrs Poshington has an overactive imagination.
0:26:45 > 0:26:47Yeah, and bad eyesight.
0:26:47 > 0:26:48She thinks Lenny's handsome!
0:26:48 > 0:26:50Oi!
0:26:50 > 0:26:53PHONE RINGS
0:26:53 > 0:26:55Hello, Hotel Trubble.
0:26:55 > 0:26:57Hello?
0:26:58 > 0:27:01Hang on, the phone's not plugged in.
0:27:01 > 0:27:03How did it ring?
0:27:04 > 0:27:06EVIL LAUGHTER
0:27:11 > 0:27:13# Hotel Trubble forever
0:27:14 > 0:27:16# It's the pits and we know it
0:27:16 > 0:27:18# We're stuck but we love it
0:27:18 > 0:27:20# Hotel Trubble forever
0:27:22 > 0:27:24# We're a team staying calm arm in arm
0:27:24 > 0:27:26# So the hotel survives. #
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