0:00:02 > 0:00:05Welcome to Hotel Trubble. Meet Sally, our receptionist,
0:00:05 > 0:00:09always service with a smile.
0:00:09 > 0:00:14And that's Lenny. He's a man of many talents.
0:00:14 > 0:00:17We're just not sure what they are yet.
0:00:17 > 0:00:22And here's Mrs Poshington and her cat, General Sirius Poshington.
0:00:22 > 0:00:26She's our regular pest, I mean, guest.
0:00:26 > 0:00:28She never leaves.
0:00:28 > 0:00:30Which just leaves me, Jamie.
0:00:30 > 0:00:32I'm the bellboy.
0:00:33 > 0:00:35Can I take your bags?
0:00:35 > 0:00:38# Hotel Trubble forever
0:00:38 > 0:00:42# It's the pits and we know it we're stuck but we love it
0:00:42 > 0:00:46# Hotel Trubble forever
0:00:46 > 0:00:50# As we try to survive each day brings disaster
0:00:50 > 0:00:53# Hotel Trubble forever
0:00:53 > 0:00:58# We're a team staying calm on and on so the hotel survives
0:00:58 > 0:01:02# Trubble Trubble always got a plan
0:01:02 > 0:01:06# Hotel Trubble we're your biggest fan
0:01:06 > 0:01:10# Trubble Trubble keep the hotel alive. #
0:01:18 > 0:01:23Good morning, Mrs Poshington, what's the complaint today...
0:01:23 > 0:01:26I mean, what can I do for you today?
0:01:26 > 0:01:31- Well, you can explain the shower situation to me.- No problem.
0:01:31 > 0:01:34It's a small white box on the wall of your bathroom.
0:01:34 > 0:01:36If you press the "on" button,
0:01:36 > 0:01:39water will shoot out of the nozzle, enabling you to wash.
0:01:39 > 0:01:41That's not what I meant!
0:01:41 > 0:01:46What I want to know is why, instead of my shower producing water,
0:01:46 > 0:01:51it seems to be sprouting... pineapple juice.
0:01:51 > 0:01:54- Don't worry, I'll have it changed immediately.- Thank you.
0:01:54 > 0:01:57Would you like orange juice or lemonade instead?
0:01:57 > 0:02:01I don't want it changed for another soft drink!
0:02:01 > 0:02:03I want my shower to give me water!
0:02:03 > 0:02:07H2O, water! Do you understand?
0:02:07 > 0:02:11Yes, of course, water.
0:02:11 > 0:02:13Still or sparkling?
0:02:13 > 0:02:17- Sally!- Don't worry Mrs P, I'll get it all sorted for you!
0:02:17 > 0:02:21Why don't you go and put your feet up in the TV room, eh? Sound nice?
0:02:24 > 0:02:27- Sorry I'm late again, Jamie! - What was it this time, Lenny?
0:02:27 > 0:02:31Your dog ate your bus money? Your dog ate your bus timetable?
0:02:31 > 0:02:33Your dog ate your bus?
0:02:33 > 0:02:37Don't be silly, Jamie. I wouldn't make up a daft excuse like that!
0:02:37 > 0:02:40- So why are you late then? - My alarm clock didn't go off.
0:02:40 > 0:02:41Why?
0:02:42 > 0:02:44My dog ate it.
0:02:44 > 0:02:47All right, at least you're here now. Can you go and have a look
0:02:47 > 0:02:50- at the shower in Mrs Poshington's room, please?- Again?
0:02:50 > 0:02:55- I fixed that yesterday! - Yes, why doesn't that surprise me?
0:02:55 > 0:03:00- Oh, right, yeah, this is it.- Yep. - Bang, straight down, sweet as.
0:03:00 > 0:03:01Absolutely.
0:03:01 > 0:03:05- Hello, gentlemen, can I help you? - Yes, you can. You can tell me
0:03:05 > 0:03:06who is in charge here.
0:03:06 > 0:03:11Um, well, I am, I suppose. And who would like to know?
0:03:11 > 0:03:14We would, mate, that's why we just asked.
0:03:14 > 0:03:16Ignore my colleague, he's an idiot.
0:03:16 > 0:03:20We are me, Mr Wreck and he, Mr Ball.
0:03:20 > 0:03:22- Westlife.- It's "westside".
0:03:22 > 0:03:24- Still works.- Doesn't work.- Does.
0:03:24 > 0:03:27Look, we're from Wreck and Ball Demolition Services.
0:03:27 > 0:03:31# Demolition, demolition demolition. #
0:03:31 > 0:03:35- Who are you?- I'm Jamie, the bellboy.
0:03:35 > 0:03:40Well, "Mr The Bellboy", we are here to serve you a notice!
0:03:40 > 0:03:44- It's my turn to read it, actually. - I'm doing it.- You did it last time.
0:03:44 > 0:03:47I'm taller, it looks better. Can I just have it please!
0:03:47 > 0:03:52I'm gonna do it. I hereby serve notice that this establishment
0:03:52 > 0:03:57will be demolished today at 5pm, as set out
0:03:57 > 0:04:01in our five previous warning letters to this address.
0:04:01 > 0:04:05- I would have done it better. - I did it really well.- Demolished?!
0:04:05 > 0:04:06What are you talking about?
0:04:06 > 0:04:08We didn't receive any warning letters!
0:04:08 > 0:04:11- Not our problem, pal! - Play the game, mate.
0:04:11 > 0:04:13This flea pit is a danger to the public
0:04:13 > 0:04:16and the council have instructed us to get rid of it.
0:04:16 > 0:04:20- Have a nice day.- Laters, losers.
0:04:23 > 0:04:25This must be a joke!
0:04:25 > 0:04:28Yeah, this hotel's getting demolished!
0:04:28 > 0:04:30I'll believe it when I see it!
0:04:35 > 0:04:37I don't believe it!
0:04:37 > 0:04:39Sally, we've got a massive problem!
0:04:39 > 0:04:41Is this about the shark in room 17?
0:04:41 > 0:04:44WATER SPLASHING & SCREAMING
0:04:44 > 0:04:48All right, we've got two massive problems. But this is priority!
0:04:48 > 0:04:51Lenny. Lenny, you're here, good. Look guys, we need to think fast
0:04:51 > 0:04:54or at 5 o'clock this hotel is gonna be demolished!
0:04:54 > 0:04:57Come on, the clock is ticking and we need a brilliant idea!
0:05:10 > 0:05:12- I've got it!- Yes, Lenny?
0:05:12 > 0:05:16An orange...that can transform...
0:05:16 > 0:05:18into a banana.
0:05:20 > 0:05:22An orange that can transform into a banana?
0:05:22 > 0:05:24Yep!
0:05:24 > 0:05:27Yeah, Lenny, that's a brilliant idea.
0:05:27 > 0:05:30But not one that can actually help us today.
0:05:30 > 0:05:31Think, people, think. Come on.
0:05:40 > 0:05:43I've got it! I know exactly what we need!
0:05:43 > 0:05:44- What?- A petition!
0:05:44 > 0:05:50- Bless you.- No, a petition! We need to gather the support from the public.
0:05:50 > 0:05:54We are going to protest and get ourselves on the telly!
0:05:54 > 0:05:57Excuse me. Can I just ask you if you'll sign this petition,
0:05:57 > 0:06:00to save Hotel Trubble so it doesn't get demolished?
0:06:00 > 0:06:02I don't want to pressure you or anything,
0:06:02 > 0:06:04but if you don't I will punch the rabbit.
0:06:04 > 0:06:06No?
0:06:06 > 0:06:08MUSIC: "I Wish" by Skee Lo
0:06:14 > 0:06:17This is the way it's gonna go, I'm afraid.
0:06:17 > 0:06:18Save Hotel Trubble, please!
0:06:18 > 0:06:20Sign the petition, I'll keep...
0:06:20 > 0:06:24MUSIC CONTINUES
0:06:34 > 0:06:38All you need to do is sign, or I will carry on attacking the rabbit.
0:06:38 > 0:06:42- I'll sign it. I'll sign it. - High five, he's signing it. Yes.
0:06:42 > 0:06:47I know what will get people to sign. If we say that if they sign,
0:06:47 > 0:06:49we'll give them a kiss or a hug.
0:06:49 > 0:06:51A kiss?!
0:06:51 > 0:06:53- Kiss, kisses!- Kisses for signatures!
0:06:53 > 0:06:55Can I just get one little kiss on the cheek?
0:06:55 > 0:06:58- Kisses for signatures! - It's to save our hotel, please?
0:06:58 > 0:07:01Can I have a kiss on the cheek? It's for a good cause.
0:07:03 > 0:07:05Kisses for signatures.
0:07:09 > 0:07:12We're signing the petition to save our hotel.
0:07:12 > 0:07:14Ahhh!
0:07:14 > 0:07:19Yes! No!
0:07:19 > 0:07:22- Thanks! - Kiss me!- No, kiss me!- Me kiss!
0:07:22 > 0:07:24- Me!- Me!- Kiss me!- Kissing me!- Kisses!
0:07:24 > 0:07:27- Petition, me kiss!- Mmmwah!
0:07:34 > 0:07:36Budge up a bit, then!
0:07:36 > 0:07:38Excuse me! What are you doing?
0:07:38 > 0:07:40Sorry, Mrs P. This is an emergency.
0:07:40 > 0:07:42Yes, but I'm watching Beach City.
0:07:42 > 0:07:47It's the final, cliffhanging episode and I want to see what happens!
0:07:47 > 0:07:50Beach City? I read about that in the paper!
0:07:50 > 0:07:54It turns out that Toni is actually Shane's uncle's brother's sister's
0:07:54 > 0:07:58cousin's neighbour's old friend from ages ago's best friends ex-wife!
0:07:58 > 0:08:02And they find the hidden treasure in the tree house!
0:08:02 > 0:08:06- Well, thank you very much!! - No worries, glad I could help.
0:08:06 > 0:08:08Oh, quiet everyone, this is it!
0:08:08 > 0:08:13'And finally, there was a public protest in support of Hotel Trubble,
0:08:13 > 0:08:15' to be demolished at 5 o'clock.'
0:08:15 > 0:08:18In order to stop the demolition,
0:08:18 > 0:08:22a petition would need to be signed by 5,000 or more local people.
0:08:22 > 0:08:245,000?
0:08:24 > 0:08:29So far, the Save Hotel Trubble petition has received only...
0:08:29 > 0:08:31- 56 signatures.- Ah.
0:08:31 > 0:08:36With 46 of those coming from the same person, a mysterious man,
0:08:36 > 0:08:38known only as Lenny.
0:08:38 > 0:08:40You're welcome, mate!
0:08:40 > 0:08:42I'm sorry, Lenny,
0:08:42 > 0:08:46it looks like Hotel Trubble will be demolished.
0:08:46 > 0:08:48Oh, what?!
0:08:48 > 0:08:50That's it then...
0:08:50 > 0:08:52We're ruined!
0:08:52 > 0:08:53We need a miracle!
0:08:53 > 0:08:56Are you ruined and in need of a miracle?
0:08:56 > 0:09:00- Yes?- Is your hotel about to be smashed to the floor
0:09:00 > 0:09:02by an evil demolition company?
0:09:06 > 0:09:08- Yes!- If you answered "yes"
0:09:08 > 0:09:10to three or less of those two questions,
0:09:10 > 0:09:13then look no further than Cheatem and Co!
0:09:15 > 0:09:17Hang on, this could be just what we need.
0:09:17 > 0:09:20Our team of Lawyers will support you through the dispute
0:09:20 > 0:09:24and almost definitely, probably stop the demolition on time.
0:09:24 > 0:09:25Or just afterwards.
0:09:25 > 0:09:27At Cheatem and Co we are successful
0:09:27 > 0:09:31in four out of five of our cases, 76% of the time!
0:09:31 > 0:09:34So what are you waiting for? Pick up the phone and call us now!
0:09:36 > 0:09:41Well, that's it! We need to get ourselves a top lawyer!
0:09:41 > 0:09:46Yeah, right, do you know how much those lawyers cost? Millions!
0:09:46 > 0:09:50Or even worse, thousands!
0:09:50 > 0:09:52Just the threat of having a fancy lawyer
0:09:52 > 0:09:55might put Wreck and Ball off for a bit! It's worth a try anyway.
0:10:01 > 0:10:03I wouldn't waste any time setting your gear up,
0:10:03 > 0:10:06this hotel is going to be saved by our brilliant lawyer!
0:10:06 > 0:10:07What brilliant lawyer?
0:10:07 > 0:10:10- Well, we haven't got one yet.- No!
0:10:10 > 0:10:12And you won't get one, will you?
0:10:12 > 0:10:14Have you any idea how much those lawyers cost?
0:10:14 > 0:10:17I know. Thousands, millions.
0:10:17 > 0:10:20- Or even worse, hundreds!- Exactly.
0:10:20 > 0:10:22Look! Listen up, sunshine,
0:10:22 > 0:10:25or bellboy, Jamie if that's... Is that your name?
0:10:25 > 0:10:27Right, this building is coming down!
0:10:27 > 0:10:30- What makes you so sure? - Because I'm a demolition man, right?
0:10:30 > 0:10:34# Demolition demolition, demolition. #
0:10:34 > 0:10:38This is what I do! Demolition, man!
0:10:38 > 0:10:42In my career I've served 5,001 demolition notices
0:10:42 > 0:10:46- and do you know how many buildings I've actually demolished?- 5,004!
0:10:46 > 0:10:49That's right, 5,004!
0:10:49 > 0:10:535,004? What do you mean, 5,004?
0:10:53 > 0:10:55Well, there was that job last year,
0:10:55 > 0:10:58when we were supposed to just take out that power station,
0:10:58 > 0:11:01but we also took out the local library by mistake.
0:11:01 > 0:11:05- Well, yeah, I mean, technically that did happen.- And the Football Stadium.
0:11:05 > 0:11:09- Yeah, all right, that's enough.- And that Vintage Car Showroom as well!
0:11:09 > 0:11:10Remember that owner, he was mad!
0:11:10 > 0:11:14Thank you, Mr Ball! Look, my point is this. We're demolition men, right?
0:11:14 > 0:11:19- And when we put our minds to it, we smash things to pieces!- Get over it!
0:11:22 > 0:11:24What are you doing, Ball?
0:11:24 > 0:11:26Dropped me clipboard!
0:11:26 > 0:11:27- Our clipboard!- Ours.
0:11:34 > 0:11:37Sally, I've got a complaint.
0:11:37 > 0:11:40What's the complaint this time Mrs Poshington?
0:11:40 > 0:11:42It's that awful wrecking ball.
0:11:42 > 0:11:44It's sitting right outside my window
0:11:44 > 0:11:47and blocking out most of the daylight.
0:11:47 > 0:11:50Why don't you close the curtains?
0:11:50 > 0:11:54No! That would block out all of the daylight!
0:11:54 > 0:11:55All right, keep your wig on!
0:11:55 > 0:12:01I've told your before, this is not a wig, it's my real hair.
0:12:01 > 0:12:05Oh, and these are my real nails!
0:12:05 > 0:12:09Well, I've never been so insulted in all my life!
0:12:09 > 0:12:13What about the time Lenny said your moustache looked like his dad's one?
0:12:13 > 0:12:15Oh, honestly!
0:12:15 > 0:12:17Right, team...
0:12:17 > 0:12:20Wreck and Ball have called our bluff so now we really need that lawyer!
0:12:20 > 0:12:23Think everyone, think. How can we raise enough cash?
0:12:23 > 0:12:24What skills do we all have?
0:12:24 > 0:12:28I can read Gossip Magazine from front to back in 11 minutes flat!
0:12:28 > 0:12:31MUSIC: "Please Release Me" by Engelbert Humperdinck
0:12:35 > 0:12:38Right, anything else?
0:12:39 > 0:12:43- I can stick my tongue out and touch my nose!- Really?- Yeah!
0:12:45 > 0:12:48MUSIC: "Please Release Me" by Engelbert Humperdinck
0:12:53 > 0:12:55OK, guys. Here we are.
0:12:55 > 0:12:58So we need to get enough money to get that lawyer.
0:12:58 > 0:13:01We're going to have to use our skills and talents to do that.
0:13:01 > 0:13:05So, Lenny, you go that way, Sally, you go that way,
0:13:05 > 0:13:07and I'm going to go this way.
0:13:11 > 0:13:14Ladies and gentlemen, roll up, roll up,
0:13:14 > 0:13:16to see the greatest show on Earth today.
0:13:16 > 0:13:19Would you like a traditional eye reading?
0:13:19 > 0:13:21I can read your eyes for you?
0:13:21 > 0:13:23I want to draw a portrait of you.
0:13:23 > 0:13:25It will take one minute.
0:13:25 > 0:13:27Would you like a traditional eye reading?
0:13:27 > 0:13:32I can read your eyes for you?
0:13:38 > 0:13:40Thank you, I think you're going
0:13:40 > 0:13:43to have a lot of good luck in your life. That's £5 please.
0:13:43 > 0:13:46- No.- It's for Hotel Trubble!
0:13:46 > 0:13:50Ok, I am going to draw a portrait of you.
0:13:56 > 0:14:01Mm-hm, yes. This may be my best bit of art I have ever done in my life.
0:14:12 > 0:14:13I need a big donation.
0:14:13 > 0:14:16It is for good cause!
0:14:16 > 0:14:20You know, we're trying to save the Hotel, and I need your money.
0:14:20 > 0:14:225p, 10p, £200.
0:14:22 > 0:14:27This, is gonna have you digging deep in your pockets.
0:14:27 > 0:14:30All right ladies and gentlemen, here we go, here we go.
0:14:33 > 0:14:35YES!
0:14:39 > 0:14:41Hotel Trubble!
0:14:56 > 0:14:59Amazing! We actually raised enough money to hire the lawyer!
0:14:59 > 0:15:01Ah, brilliant! I knew we would!
0:15:01 > 0:15:05Yes... But if I deduct the money we need to replace
0:15:05 > 0:15:09the antique crockery you smashed during your blindfolded juggling
0:15:09 > 0:15:15- routine, that leaves us with less money than we started with.- Oh.
0:15:15 > 0:15:17My mum always said less is more.
0:15:17 > 0:15:22Yes, Lenny, but in this case, less is less! Now where's Sally gone?
0:15:22 > 0:15:26- She said something about a crisis in the TV room.- What crisis?!
0:15:28 > 0:15:31MUSIC: "Amazing" by Westlife
0:15:31 > 0:15:34Sally! How can you sit around at a time like this?
0:15:34 > 0:15:37I'm helping a guest with her query!
0:15:37 > 0:15:39Now, what was your question Mrs Poshington?
0:15:39 > 0:15:43Er, which one is Kian again? Is that him?
0:15:43 > 0:15:46No, that's Mark.
0:15:46 > 0:15:49There, that's Kian!
0:15:49 > 0:15:53I like Shane. He's well gorgeous.
0:15:53 > 0:15:55Yes, well, sorry to interrupt, ladies,
0:15:55 > 0:15:58and Sally, it's great that you're helping the guests for once,
0:15:58 > 0:16:02but can you please help me for a change and stop watching pop videos!
0:16:02 > 0:16:05I can't believe it, you always have to...
0:16:05 > 0:16:09Hang on a minute. Pop videos! We should make a charity pop video!
0:16:09 > 0:16:13We'll raise loads of money to save the hotel! Sally, you're brilliant!
0:16:13 > 0:16:16Ah! There! That one's Kian!
0:16:16 > 0:16:18- No, that's Nicky.- Oh.
0:16:20 > 0:16:23OK, Mr John, you're in room 20, and I'll just...
0:16:23 > 0:16:24Oh, hi, Elton. Lenny! I've got it!
0:16:24 > 0:16:28We need to record a pop video in aid of the Save the Hotel Trubble Fund.
0:16:28 > 0:16:31Oh, brilliant idea! I've always fancied being in a pop video!
0:16:31 > 0:16:35But who can we get to record the song for us? Really we need someone
0:16:35 > 0:16:37who is brilliantly talented and world famous.
0:16:37 > 0:16:39Where are we going to find a person like that
0:16:39 > 0:16:41in a place like this? Anyway, Mr John,
0:16:41 > 0:16:45I must warn you, the heating's packed in, there's no hot water
0:16:45 > 0:16:47and the toilet's broke. But please enjoy your stay!
0:16:47 > 0:16:49You're right, Lenny,
0:16:49 > 0:16:52we're never going to get anyone famous staying here.
0:16:52 > 0:16:55We're gonna have to take matters into our own hands!
0:16:55 > 0:17:00- Do you mean?- Yes, we need to write the pop song ourselves!
0:17:01 > 0:17:06So help us now in our quest Help us now in our quest.
0:17:06 > 0:17:08Treasure, chest!
0:17:08 > 0:17:10- Treasure chest!- Ah! Pink vest!
0:17:10 > 0:17:14No, no, no, treasure chest, then we can go on a treasure hunt!
0:17:14 > 0:17:16- Like a treasure hunt. - And we can go out, and I can buy
0:17:16 > 0:17:20loads of pink vests for us. And then I can, like, customise them,
0:17:20 > 0:17:22- and put sequins on and... - The song!- The song.
0:17:24 > 0:17:26So help us now, in our quest
0:17:26 > 0:17:28- we'll work together... - ..And wear pink vests!
0:17:28 > 0:17:31- And treasure chest! - Lenny, you're drawing a cat!
0:17:33 > 0:17:36- RAPS:- Here I go, ah, ah, ah here I go
0:17:36 > 0:17:39I'm gonna, I'm gonna I'm gonna, I'm gonna go
0:17:39 > 0:17:41I'm gonna spit it I'm gonna spit my lyrics.
0:17:43 > 0:17:48- 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11. - # Aaahh. #- I can't work like this!
0:17:51 > 0:17:56RAPS: 25 drawers in this room 25 rooms in this hotel
0:17:56 > 0:17:58- 25 drawers.- Yes.
0:17:58 > 0:17:59High five! Woo!
0:18:04 > 0:18:06I've got it!
0:18:12 > 0:18:18# So help us now in our quest
0:18:18 > 0:18:24# We'll work together and do our best
0:18:24 > 0:18:30# We know this order is rather tall
0:18:30 > 0:18:36# But we need to save our dreams from the wrecking ball
0:18:39 > 0:18:44# This situation has burst our bubble
0:18:44 > 0:18:50# We find ourselves in such deep trouble
0:18:50 > 0:18:56# We're low on words that rhyme so we made up "flubble"
0:18:56 > 0:19:01# We don't want to have a pile of rubble
0:19:01 > 0:19:07# So please help us save Hotel Trubble
0:19:09 > 0:19:15# This situation has burst our bubble
0:19:15 > 0:19:20# We find ourselves in such deep trouble
0:19:20 > 0:19:27# We're low on words that rhyme so we made up "flubble"
0:19:27 > 0:19:33# We don't want to have a pile of rubble
0:19:33 > 0:19:37# So please help us save Hotel Trubble
0:19:40 > 0:19:46# This situation has burst our bubble
0:19:46 > 0:19:51# We find ourselves in such deep trouble
0:19:51 > 0:19:58# We're low on words that rhyme so we made up "flubble"
0:19:58 > 0:20:03# No we don't want to have a pile of rubble
0:20:03 > 0:20:07# So please help us save
0:20:07 > 0:20:10# Help us save
0:20:10 > 0:20:15# Yes help us save
0:20:15 > 0:20:21# Hotel Trubble. #
0:20:26 > 0:20:31'Up next, Rihanna with her hit single, Don't Stop the Music.'
0:20:31 > 0:20:34- Why is it taking so long?- I don't know, Lenny should be there by now
0:20:34 > 0:20:36and the tape should be playing out.
0:20:36 > 0:20:38I'll give him a call.
0:20:43 > 0:20:45- Hello?- Lenny, it's Jamie.
0:20:45 > 0:20:48- Why isn't the video on the telly yet?- Oh, Jamie, brilliant.
0:20:48 > 0:20:51I was just about to give you a call. I think I might be a little bit lost.
0:20:51 > 0:20:53I followed the map you gave me,
0:20:53 > 0:20:56and I should be at the TV station now, but I can't see it!
0:20:56 > 0:20:59- Well, what can you see?- Er... Ooh,
0:20:59 > 0:21:06- a cafe, and a lifeguard, a couple of people swimming.- Lenny,
0:21:06 > 0:21:08are you standing in a swimming pool?
0:21:08 > 0:21:11Yeah, yeah I am!
0:21:11 > 0:21:13Then you're holding the map upside down!
0:21:15 > 0:21:18Oh, so I am! Thanks, Jamie!
0:21:18 > 0:21:22You've still got the tape haven't you? That's the only copy we've got!
0:21:22 > 0:21:23Don't you worry about that!
0:21:23 > 0:21:26I've still got the tape nice and safe in my pocket.
0:21:26 > 0:21:31Lenny? Lenny?
0:21:31 > 0:21:33Is the tape ruined?
0:21:33 > 0:21:36Yeah... Yeah, it is.
0:21:38 > 0:21:41No!
0:21:41 > 0:21:45- What's happened?- The tape's ruined!
0:21:45 > 0:21:50BOTH: No!
0:21:52 > 0:21:55CLOCK CHIMES
0:22:01 > 0:22:05Ladies and Gentlemen, this is a public announcement! Get on this!
0:22:05 > 0:22:09Would you all please leave the hotel immediately,
0:22:09 > 0:22:15in a calm and peaceful manner. Nice and slow, don't run love!
0:22:15 > 0:22:17Ladies and gents, could you please get out now,
0:22:17 > 0:22:22as a huge wrecking ball is about to smash through the building!
0:22:22 > 0:22:23What are you doing?
0:22:23 > 0:22:27Mr Wreck, please don't demolish our hotel.
0:22:27 > 0:22:30- I'm sorry, it's too late. - No, no, it's never too late.
0:22:30 > 0:22:32Listen up everyone, listen!
0:22:33 > 0:22:37People of Hotel Trubble, do not run and hide!
0:22:37 > 0:22:40We must stand together and fight!
0:22:40 > 0:22:44This hotel is a place where people come from all over the world!
0:22:44 > 0:22:48A place where children play happily in the games room.
0:22:48 > 0:22:50But only until 7pm!
0:22:50 > 0:22:53- Only until 7pm.- And as long as they're accompanied by an adult!
0:22:53 > 0:22:57and as long as they're accom... Yes, thank you, Sally.
0:22:57 > 0:23:01Look, the point I'm making here, is that... This hotel is our world
0:23:01 > 0:23:03and it's our life!
0:23:03 > 0:23:08So, you might take our Hotel, but you'll never take our freedom!
0:23:12 > 0:23:14OK...
0:23:14 > 0:23:17Demolition will start in 60 seconds.
0:23:17 > 0:23:21- Mr Ball!- I'm all over it.
0:23:21 > 0:23:28No!
0:23:33 > 0:23:36Can you get off my leg, please? It's really annoying.
0:23:36 > 0:23:40- Jamie, can I have a word please? - Not now, Mrs P! I'm sorry,
0:23:40 > 0:23:43this hotel is about to be smashed to the floor!
0:23:43 > 0:23:45But that's what I want to talk to you about!
0:23:45 > 0:23:47Because you probably want to complain about it!
0:23:47 > 0:23:50Well, soon there won't be anything for you to complain about,
0:23:50 > 0:23:52cos there'll be nothing left!
0:23:52 > 0:23:53Nothing, I tell you!
0:23:53 > 0:23:56But there will be, if only you'll let me speak!
0:24:00 > 0:24:04Right, Mrs P. One last complaint for old time's sake.
0:24:04 > 0:24:06But I haven't got a complaint!
0:24:06 > 0:24:10I wanted to tell you that the demolition is wrong.
0:24:10 > 0:24:14I know its wrong, I feel your pain, Mrs P. I think it's wrong too.
0:24:14 > 0:24:16No, literally wrong!
0:24:16 > 0:24:18Read the demolition notice!
0:24:18 > 0:24:22They're supposed to be demolishing the building next door!
0:24:22 > 0:24:24Mrs P, you're right!
0:24:24 > 0:24:26I love you and I'm going to give you a big kiss.
0:24:26 > 0:24:28- Really?- No.
0:24:28 > 0:24:31Oh, well, please yourself. See if I care.
0:24:32 > 0:24:36- Ah, Jamie, time to leave, my friend.- Yeah,
0:24:36 > 0:24:40but could you just read that demolition notice one last time?
0:24:40 > 0:24:42Yeah, I'll do it, love to, mate.
0:24:42 > 0:24:44Here goes, listen up. You might learn summit.
0:24:44 > 0:24:48"I hereby give the final notice of the intended demolition,
0:24:48 > 0:24:53"of the building situated at 52A Lancaster Street."
0:24:53 > 0:24:54Yeah, say that address again?
0:24:54 > 0:24:57- I will say it again, make sure you listen, son.- OK.
0:24:57 > 0:24:59- "52A Lancaster Street."- Yeah,
0:24:59 > 0:25:02- that's next door.- Ha, ha, ha.
0:25:02 > 0:25:05- What?!- That's next door! It's an old disused warehouse.
0:25:05 > 0:25:07We're 52B Lancaster Street, not 52A.
0:25:07 > 0:25:09What? Let me have a look at that.
0:25:09 > 0:25:15Yep, that's, that's... Ha, ha, ha!
0:25:15 > 0:25:20It does appear that we, well, Mr Ball here, has made a slight mistake.
0:25:20 > 0:25:23- Oh, great, I thought it might be me. - It's his fault.
0:25:23 > 0:25:27- So, the Hotel's not getting demolished!- Um. No.
0:25:27 > 0:25:29Great, we're saved! The hotel's been saved!
0:25:29 > 0:25:33All right, there's no need to get over-excited!
0:25:33 > 0:25:36This place is still an old rancid flea pit, and one day,
0:25:36 > 0:25:40we will come back and we will demolish it! One day!
0:25:46 > 0:25:50Really sorry about the confusion, have a nice day!
0:25:50 > 0:25:52Mr Ball, we're leaving!
0:25:52 > 0:25:53Bagsy driving.
0:25:56 > 0:25:57What's going on, Jamie?
0:25:57 > 0:26:00The demolition's been called off! We're saved!
0:26:00 > 0:26:03They were supposed to be demolishing next door, not us.
0:26:03 > 0:26:06Oh, so my dad was right after all.
0:26:06 > 0:26:09What? What do you mean?
0:26:09 > 0:26:12Well, you know my dad works for the Council, right?
0:26:12 > 0:26:14No. I didn't know that, but carry on.
0:26:14 > 0:26:18Well, when all this demolition nonsense started earlier,
0:26:18 > 0:26:21I gave him a ring to see if there was anything he could do.
0:26:21 > 0:26:23He checked the Council notices and he said,
0:26:23 > 0:26:25there was no order to demolish our hotel at all!
0:26:25 > 0:26:27But, wait for it...
0:26:27 > 0:26:30there was one to demolish that old warehouse next door!
0:26:30 > 0:26:32- Really?- Yeah. Anyway,
0:26:32 > 0:26:36he said that stupid old Mr Wreck had probably got the address wrong
0:26:36 > 0:26:39- and that we had nothing to worry about!- Really?- Yeah.
0:26:39 > 0:26:42Oh, we both had a really good laugh about it!
0:26:42 > 0:26:45And you didn't think it was worth bringing this to my attention?
0:26:45 > 0:26:46There wasn't much time,
0:26:46 > 0:26:50what with running round trying to find ways to raise money
0:26:50 > 0:26:52- to stop the... - To stop the what, Lenny?
0:26:52 > 0:26:55The demolition.
0:26:55 > 0:26:56Oh.
0:26:56 > 0:26:58Oh, yes.
0:27:00 > 0:27:03So, if I'd told you earlier, we wouldn't have had to...
0:27:06 > 0:27:08Shall I start running now?
0:27:08 > 0:27:10Yeah, if you would please, yeah.
0:27:12 > 0:27:15- Sally.- What?- I'm going to be out for an hour or so,
0:27:15 > 0:27:17- so will you take any calls? - Where will you be?
0:27:17 > 0:27:20Er, chasing Lenny around the car park. Lenny!
0:27:20 > 0:27:22PHONE RINGS
0:27:24 > 0:27:26Hello, Hotel Trubble.
0:27:26 > 0:27:28GARBLED SPEECH ON PHONE
0:27:30 > 0:27:33# Hotel Trubble forever
0:27:33 > 0:27:37# It's the pits and we know it we're stuck but we love it... #
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