The Amazing Armando

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0:00:01 > 0:00:04Welcome to Hotel Trubble! Meet Sally, our receptionist.

0:00:04 > 0:00:06Always service with a smile!

0:00:09 > 0:00:12And that's Lenny. He's a man of many talents.

0:00:14 > 0:00:17We're just not sure what they are yet.

0:00:17 > 0:00:21And here's Mrs Poshington and her cat, General Sirius Poshington.

0:00:21 > 0:00:22MEOW!

0:00:22 > 0:00:26She's our regular pest... I mean...guest.

0:00:26 > 0:00:28She never leaves.

0:00:28 > 0:00:30Which just leaves me, Jamie.

0:00:30 > 0:00:32I'm the bellboy.

0:00:33 > 0:00:34Can I take your bags?

0:00:35 > 0:00:38# Hotel Trubble forever

0:00:38 > 0:00:41# It's the pits and we know it

0:00:41 > 0:00:43# Stuck, but we love it

0:00:43 > 0:00:46# Hotel Trubble forever

0:00:46 > 0:00:47# As we try to survive

0:00:47 > 0:00:49# Each day brings disaster

0:00:49 > 0:00:53# Hotel Trubble forever

0:00:53 > 0:00:56# We're a team staying calm on and on

0:00:56 > 0:00:58# So the hotel survives

0:00:58 > 0:01:01# Trubble Trubble, always got a plan

0:01:01 > 0:01:05# Hotel Trubble, we're your biggest fan

0:01:05 > 0:01:09# Trubble Trubble, keep the hotel alive! #

0:01:13 > 0:01:15Meow!

0:01:16 > 0:01:22Sally, why is the Biography channel in the TV room not working?

0:01:22 > 0:01:23I don't know,

0:01:23 > 0:01:26why IS the Biography channel in the TV room not working?!

0:01:26 > 0:01:28Well, that's what I wanted you to tell me!

0:01:28 > 0:01:31That's not a very funny punch line, Mrs Poshington.

0:01:31 > 0:01:32It's not a joke!

0:01:32 > 0:01:39I cannot get the Biography channel in the television room to work.

0:01:39 > 0:01:44And Sirius and I want to watch the Girls Aloud retrospective,

0:01:44 > 0:01:46so of course it's very disappointing.

0:01:46 > 0:01:48Especially for Sirius.

0:01:48 > 0:01:51He's a big Cheryl fan.

0:01:51 > 0:01:53Never fear, Mrs Poshington.

0:01:53 > 0:01:55I'll see to it personally.

0:01:55 > 0:01:58You will?! Heaven help us!

0:02:01 > 0:02:03Oh, Jamie?

0:02:03 > 0:02:06Mrs Poshington's asked

0:02:06 > 0:02:09if YOU can fix the Biography channel in the TV room.

0:02:09 > 0:02:11OK, but first there's the pressing issue

0:02:11 > 0:02:13of the arrival of our VIG.

0:02:13 > 0:02:17- Our VIG?- Very Important Guest, The Amazing Armando!

0:02:19 > 0:02:21The Amazing Armando?!

0:02:21 > 0:02:25The celebrity magician- slash-hypnotist-slash-mind-reader,

0:02:25 > 0:02:28Amazing Armando?

0:02:28 > 0:02:29Yep!

0:02:29 > 0:02:31AAAH!

0:02:31 > 0:02:33Why didn't you tell me?!

0:02:33 > 0:02:36I did. He's doing a show here tonight, remember!

0:02:36 > 0:02:40It's been on the Events Board for weeks. The Amazing Armando!

0:02:40 > 0:02:42Show at Hotel Trubble! Sold Out!

0:02:42 > 0:02:46PS: This has been on the Events Board for weeks.

0:02:47 > 0:02:53AAA-AAA-AAH...!

0:02:53 > 0:02:56PHONE RINGS

0:02:56 > 0:02:59..AA-AAAH...!

0:02:59 > 0:03:02Yes, Mr Trubble...

0:03:02 > 0:03:05Yep, yep, right, Mr Trubble.

0:03:05 > 0:03:08Yep, The Amazing Armando's show must go without a hitch.

0:03:08 > 0:03:09I understand.

0:03:09 > 0:03:10..AAA-AAH...!

0:03:10 > 0:03:15On the double, Mr Trubble. OK, goodbye, bye!

0:03:15 > 0:03:20SHE STRUGGLES TO BREATHE

0:03:20 > 0:03:22I think he's pretty amazing.

0:03:22 > 0:03:27- Yeah, I kind of got that impression. - I so heart him.- Yes, all right.

0:03:27 > 0:03:28He's here!

0:03:28 > 0:03:29CRASH!

0:03:29 > 0:03:32The Amazing Armando is here!

0:03:35 > 0:03:36Hey!

0:03:36 > 0:03:37I know I'm amazing,

0:03:37 > 0:03:41but there's no need to go down on the floor and bow!

0:03:41 > 0:03:43LAUGHTER

0:03:43 > 0:03:44You can if you want.

0:03:44 > 0:03:47LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE

0:03:47 > 0:03:51Let me guess...the name is...

0:03:51 > 0:03:52..Lenny!

0:03:52 > 0:03:54Ohh... Wow!

0:03:54 > 0:03:56How did you do that?

0:03:57 > 0:03:59Because I'm amazing!

0:03:59 > 0:04:02Lenny, look into my eyes.

0:04:02 > 0:04:06Mr Amazing, you're not supposed to hypnotise anyone randomly.

0:04:06 > 0:04:10Save it for the show or it'll be Skegness all over again.

0:04:10 > 0:04:14SCREAMING, TRUMPETS BLARE

0:04:14 > 0:04:16Lenny, can you help me bring in some of our props?

0:04:16 > 0:04:21# She may be the beauty or the beast

0:04:21 > 0:04:25# May be the famine or the feast

0:04:25 > 0:04:28# May turn each day into heaven

0:04:28 > 0:04:31# Or hell

0:04:31 > 0:04:36# She may be the mirror of my dream

0:04:36 > 0:04:40# A smile reflected in a stream... #

0:04:41 > 0:04:42Yeah, I-I-I'd love to!

0:04:42 > 0:04:45Please, after you.

0:04:45 > 0:04:46RIPPING

0:04:46 > 0:04:47Oops! Sorry.

0:04:47 > 0:04:49RIPPING

0:04:49 > 0:04:50Ah, ah, sorry.

0:04:50 > 0:04:53Maybe you should go first, Lenny.

0:04:53 > 0:04:55Yes, sorry, Mr...

0:04:55 > 0:04:57Sorry to...

0:04:59 > 0:05:01- Hello, Mr Amazing.- Yes...

0:05:01 > 0:05:09I know what you're thinking. There's something you really, really want.

0:05:09 > 0:05:11Ah!

0:05:11 > 0:05:12I have it!

0:05:12 > 0:05:15Ah, ha ha ha ha!

0:05:15 > 0:05:19- That's SO amazing!- I know.

0:05:19 > 0:05:23Well, maybe you'd like to go up to your room to freshen up, Mr Amazing?

0:05:23 > 0:05:24Great idea.

0:05:29 > 0:05:31Well, that's just showing off.

0:05:42 > 0:05:43Oof!

0:05:47 > 0:05:49Aaaghh!

0:06:25 > 0:06:27- Lenny?- Uh... Yep.

0:06:27 > 0:06:29- You all right there?- Er, yeah.

0:06:29 > 0:06:33I was just, er...looking at this.

0:06:33 > 0:06:36- What is it? - This is the vanishing cabinet.

0:06:36 > 0:06:41What happens is, I get inside and The Amazing Armando makes me disappear.

0:06:41 > 0:06:44Then, I reappear somewhere else.

0:06:44 > 0:06:46Cue massive applause.

0:06:46 > 0:06:49APPLAUSE

0:06:49 > 0:06:51- A bit like that.- Oh, right.

0:06:51 > 0:06:55And, er, say if...it got damaged somehow, or...

0:06:55 > 0:06:59I don't know, somebody dropped it... Would it still work?

0:06:59 > 0:07:04Oh, that would be a disaster! But luckily that's never happened.

0:07:04 > 0:07:07I'm just going to check it's all right inside.

0:07:07 > 0:07:10Ooh, what's this?

0:07:10 > 0:07:14Oh, well, you see, Claire, there was a teeny, tiny accident...

0:07:14 > 0:07:16I tried to get the box through the door,

0:07:16 > 0:07:18and then the handle came off!

0:07:18 > 0:07:20So I didn't know what else to do with it.

0:07:20 > 0:07:22I put it inside... I thought it'd be all right,

0:07:22 > 0:07:26and I thought you wouldn't notice, but...sorry.

0:07:28 > 0:07:30Claire?

0:07:35 > 0:07:36Claire?

0:07:38 > 0:07:42Oh...! Uh-oh.

0:07:54 > 0:07:58I work at Hotel Trubble and we've got a magician staying at the hotel.

0:07:58 > 0:08:01And I accidentally made the assistant disappear.

0:08:01 > 0:08:04I put her in the box, and she just disappeared!

0:08:04 > 0:08:07I don't know where she went! It was a complete accident,

0:08:07 > 0:08:10I was wondering if you could help me try and bring her back?

0:08:10 > 0:08:12You'll help me, you've got the magic gloves!

0:08:12 > 0:08:15I'm gonna lose my job, though, if you don't help me. Please!

0:08:15 > 0:08:17Right. All I need you to do is,

0:08:17 > 0:08:22if you close your eyes, and wave the wand, like that,

0:08:22 > 0:08:24and shout "Abracadabra" maybe she'll come back!

0:08:24 > 0:08:27Spin round really slow and shout, "Claire, come back!"

0:08:29 > 0:08:31Claire, come back!

0:08:31 > 0:08:32# Magic, magic, magic

0:08:32 > 0:08:34# Won't be the same after tonight

0:08:34 > 0:08:38# Magic, magic, magic

0:08:38 > 0:08:40# Like magic... #

0:08:41 > 0:08:44Claire? You try, I don't want...

0:08:44 > 0:08:49Claire? Claire? You see if she's in there. I don't...

0:08:50 > 0:08:51Ahh!

0:08:51 > 0:08:53Ahhhh!

0:08:53 > 0:08:55THEY LAUGH

0:08:55 > 0:08:58That's not...that's not Claire!

0:08:58 > 0:09:00Aaah!

0:09:00 > 0:09:02# They did the monster mash

0:09:02 > 0:09:03# The monster mash

0:09:03 > 0:09:05# It was a graveyard smash

0:09:05 > 0:09:06# It was a smash

0:09:06 > 0:09:09- # It caught on in a flash - The monster mash

0:09:09 > 0:09:12# They did the monster mash... #

0:09:12 > 0:09:14That's not Claire!

0:09:14 > 0:09:17- How did you do...? - Oh, my God, what happened?!

0:09:17 > 0:09:18My heart's racing a bit.

0:09:18 > 0:09:22My heart's racing cos I'm in trouble if I don't find Claire!

0:09:30 > 0:09:33Lenny! Have you seen Claire? Mr Amazing's looking for her.

0:09:33 > 0:09:37Er...nope, er...yeah. She said she had to go out.

0:09:37 > 0:09:41Something about looking for a... a tap-dancing badger.

0:09:41 > 0:09:45TAPPING

0:09:45 > 0:09:49- A tap-dancing badger?- Yeah. For the show tonight.

0:09:49 > 0:09:51Very important, apparently.

0:09:51 > 0:09:54Wow. That I'd like to see.

0:09:54 > 0:09:58# Lookin' for some hot stuff, baby, this evening

0:09:58 > 0:10:00# I need some hot stuff... #

0:10:00 > 0:10:03Anyway, I'm just going to take this last bag up to Mr Amazing's room.

0:10:03 > 0:10:06It's OK, it's OK! I'll do it, I'll do it.

0:10:06 > 0:10:08Oh. Well, thank you very much, Lenny!

0:10:24 > 0:10:25Claire?

0:10:30 > 0:10:32Claire?

0:10:41 > 0:10:43Claire?

0:10:49 > 0:10:51Claire?

0:10:55 > 0:10:57TOILET FLUSHES

0:11:02 > 0:11:03Hello there.

0:11:07 > 0:11:09Hello, Mr Amazing.

0:11:09 > 0:11:12Everything all right down there?

0:11:12 > 0:11:14Yeah, yeah, Mr Amazing.

0:11:14 > 0:11:18So, do you want to come out now?

0:11:18 > 0:11:20Yeah, I was, er...

0:11:20 > 0:11:23..just checking how comfortable the floor is.

0:11:23 > 0:11:26And, er, yep, it's a very nice floor,

0:11:26 > 0:11:29Mr Armando, very comfortable indeed.

0:11:29 > 0:11:31So...I'll be going then.

0:11:31 > 0:11:33Wait!

0:11:33 > 0:11:37Are you feeling sleepy, Lenny?

0:11:37 > 0:11:39No. I feel wide awake.

0:11:39 > 0:11:41How wide? This wide?

0:11:41 > 0:11:44- Nope.- This wide?- Yep, that's it!

0:11:44 > 0:11:46Ha ha ha ha!

0:11:46 > 0:11:47I'm impressed.

0:11:47 > 0:11:51So, I suppose the last thing you'd want do right now is...SLEEP!

0:11:53 > 0:11:58Now, Lenny, every time you hear the words "white chocolate",

0:11:58 > 0:12:02you will bark - woof! - like a dog.

0:12:02 > 0:12:05Do you understand? Do you understand...do you understand...?

0:12:05 > 0:12:07Very good.

0:12:07 > 0:12:11When I click my fingers, you will awake refreshed,

0:12:11 > 0:12:15with no memory of our little chat.

0:12:17 > 0:12:19That's right, Mr Amazing,

0:12:19 > 0:12:21the last thing I'd want to do is sleep right now.

0:12:21 > 0:12:25So...I'll be off then.

0:12:26 > 0:12:29- Bye, Lenny!- Bye.

0:12:45 > 0:12:48- Well done, young man.- Excuse me?

0:12:48 > 0:12:52Dare I say it, but it looks like the customer service

0:12:52 > 0:12:56is finally improving at long last!

0:12:56 > 0:12:59The General agrees, don't you, General?

0:12:59 > 0:13:01- Meow!- I'm afraid I don't understand, madam.

0:13:01 > 0:13:05I'm talking about you fixing the television.

0:13:05 > 0:13:07Actually, I don't work here.

0:13:07 > 0:13:12But, think of a shape, any shape, and I'll guess what it is.

0:13:12 > 0:13:13I beg your pardon?

0:13:13 > 0:13:16Think of a shape, and I'll guess it.

0:13:16 > 0:13:20- A diamond?- Yes, I'm so good!

0:13:20 > 0:13:26Well, if you don't work here, why is it you look vaguely familiar?

0:13:26 > 0:13:31Maybe you recognise me from somewhere else?

0:13:38 > 0:13:39No. Good day!

0:13:52 > 0:13:53Claire?

0:13:58 > 0:13:59Claire?

0:14:02 > 0:14:03Claire?

0:14:03 > 0:14:07- Please be in here!- BOO!- AAH!

0:14:07 > 0:14:11Ha! Gotcha! If you're looking for my white chocolate...

0:14:11 > 0:14:14- Woof!- What?- What?

0:14:14 > 0:14:17- I said, if you're looking for my white chocolate...- Woof!

0:14:17 > 0:14:19..you won't find it in there.

0:14:19 > 0:14:21Right, there's still no sign of Claire.

0:14:21 > 0:14:24But I've kept The Amazing Armando happy

0:14:24 > 0:14:27- by giving him some white-chocolate pancakes.- Woof!

0:14:27 > 0:14:31- Is everything all right, Lenny? - Yeah, absolutely fine.

0:14:33 > 0:14:35OK, I admit it!

0:14:35 > 0:14:38Claire isn't really out looking for a tap-dancing badger.

0:14:38 > 0:14:39I made that up.

0:14:39 > 0:14:44- Because I accidentally made her disappear!- What?!

0:14:44 > 0:14:47So there's not going to be a tap-dancing badger?

0:14:47 > 0:14:49I was really looking forward to that bit!

0:14:49 > 0:14:53But if she doesn't re-appear, then Mr Amazing has no assistant,

0:14:53 > 0:14:54and if there's no assistant...

0:14:54 > 0:14:58- Then there's no show! - Oh, Lenny!- It's all my fault.

0:14:58 > 0:15:01Come on, Lenny, we can sort this out.

0:15:01 > 0:15:04We just need to remain calm and come up with a proper plan.

0:15:04 > 0:15:08Th-Th-This is brilliant!

0:15:08 > 0:15:11- How?- Duh! I could do it!

0:15:11 > 0:15:14I could be The Amazing Armando's new assistant!

0:15:14 > 0:15:18This could be like a whole new career for me,

0:15:18 > 0:15:21my name in bright lights! Ahhh!

0:15:21 > 0:15:25Like I said, we just need to remain calm and come up with a proper plan.

0:15:25 > 0:15:30- What's wrong with my plan? - I just think you might get a bit...

0:15:30 > 0:15:33How can I put this? Carried away.

0:15:33 > 0:15:36- No, I don't understand. - I'll deal with this one.

0:15:36 > 0:15:38I think what Jamie's trying to say

0:15:38 > 0:15:41is sometimes you might get a bit big-headed

0:15:41 > 0:15:46and try to steal the limelight from The Amazing Armando.

0:15:46 > 0:15:49- Thank you, Lenny. - You're welcome, Sally.

0:15:49 > 0:15:52I've got it! I've got it! We hold auditions!

0:15:52 > 0:15:54We get someone to stand in and tell The Amazing Armando

0:15:54 > 0:15:58- that Claire sent them. Perfect! - I still think I could do it.

0:15:58 > 0:16:02What qualities does an assistant need to have?

0:16:02 > 0:16:06- Oh! Present objects with a flourish. - I could do that.

0:16:06 > 0:16:10- Look glamorous. - Obviously, I could do that.

0:16:10 > 0:16:16# Is my body too bootylicious for ya, baby? #

0:16:16 > 0:16:19- Smile at the audience. - I could do that!

0:16:20 > 0:16:22Right! Let's hit the streets.

0:16:23 > 0:16:26SHE GROWLS

0:16:26 > 0:16:30OK. So we need to find a new assistant for The Amazing Armando.

0:16:30 > 0:16:34Now, Lenny, you've got the cards, Sally, you've got the boa.

0:16:34 > 0:16:35Right, let's get to work.

0:16:35 > 0:16:38OK! STEP RIGHT UP! STEP RIGHT UP!

0:16:38 > 0:16:42We need an assistant for The Amazing Armando.

0:16:42 > 0:16:43Do you want to try out

0:16:43 > 0:16:46to be an assistant for The Amazing Armando?

0:16:46 > 0:16:49All you need to do is twirl around and smile!

0:16:49 > 0:16:51Would you like to be the magician's assistant?

0:16:51 > 0:16:53What we're gonna get you to do

0:16:53 > 0:16:56is maybe do a big spin, big arms and go, "Ta-dah!,"

0:16:56 > 0:17:00and we'll see if you can be our next magician's assistant.

0:17:00 > 0:17:03- TA-DAAAAAA!- Jump, jump, jump!

0:17:03 > 0:17:06Yeah. I think maybe do it one more time with the jump at the end.

0:17:07 > 0:17:09TA-DAAAAAA!

0:17:09 > 0:17:11Flourish, present yourself at the end,

0:17:11 > 0:17:13yeah, and now make me disappear.

0:17:13 > 0:17:15- Make you disappear?- Say, "Abracadabra."

0:17:15 > 0:17:17Abracadabra!

0:17:17 > 0:17:19- Big smile!- And a big smile!

0:17:19 > 0:17:21- Ta-daaaa!- Ta-daa!- Ta-daaaa!

0:17:21 > 0:17:24Ta-daaa!

0:17:24 > 0:17:26- Five!- Two.- Five.- One.

0:17:26 > 0:17:29- You get a one from me.- Two.- Two.- Two.

0:17:29 > 0:17:31Don't call us, cos we might call you.

0:17:31 > 0:17:34Right, ready, we've got our next contestant.

0:17:34 > 0:17:36- Oh, hello.- Hello! How are you?

0:17:36 > 0:17:37Right. OK?

0:17:37 > 0:17:43So after three, Joseph, you need to give a big smile. One, two, three!

0:17:43 > 0:17:46# Oh, oh, oh, it's magic

0:17:46 > 0:17:49# You know

0:17:49 > 0:17:53# Never believe it's not so... #

0:17:53 > 0:17:56- Er, two.- That's a bit harsh!- Two.

0:17:56 > 0:17:59- Jamie will call you. - I will not call you.

0:17:59 > 0:18:01YOU WERE RUBBISH.

0:18:01 > 0:18:03- You should know that now. You were terrible.- NEXT!

0:18:08 > 0:18:11Right, we're gonna need to go with plan B.

0:18:11 > 0:18:14- What's plan B?- You tell me.

0:18:14 > 0:18:16I've got a plan B.

0:18:16 > 0:18:17I could do it!

0:18:17 > 0:18:20- Anyone got a plan C? - Oh, come on, Jamie!

0:18:20 > 0:18:23We tried to find someone else and that didn't work.

0:18:23 > 0:18:25I can do this, I know I can.

0:18:25 > 0:18:27Sally, I don't know...

0:18:27 > 0:18:32Pretty please? Pretty, pretty, pretty please?

0:18:32 > 0:18:34Pretty, pretty, pretty, pretty, pretty please?

0:18:34 > 0:18:36Pretty, pretty, pretty, pretty please!

0:18:36 > 0:18:38Pretty, pretty, pretty, pre...

0:18:38 > 0:18:39All right, OK, OK!

0:18:39 > 0:18:42So does that mean...?

0:18:42 > 0:18:43Yes!

0:18:43 > 0:18:47I'm gonna be fa-mous, I'm gonna be fa-mous, I'm gonna be fa-mous...

0:18:47 > 0:18:51- Yes, well...- I'm gonna be fa-mous, I'm gonna be fa-mous...- Ohh...!

0:18:51 > 0:18:52..be fa-mous...

0:18:52 > 0:18:55Lenny! Lenny!

0:18:55 > 0:18:56..I'm gonna be, I'm gonna be...

0:18:56 > 0:18:57We'll call...

0:18:57 > 0:19:01We'll tell The Amazing Armando that Claire called with a message.

0:19:01 > 0:19:03She can't do the show because she's ill.

0:19:03 > 0:19:06- Do you think that'll work? - Yeah! If someone's ill,

0:19:06 > 0:19:09they can't really work, can they? I'm sure he'll understand.

0:19:12 > 0:19:13SHE BREATHES HEAVILY

0:19:13 > 0:19:17I'm gonna be fa-mous, I'm gonna be...

0:19:17 > 0:19:19SHE CONTINUES BREATHING HEAVILY

0:19:19 > 0:19:21- Sally, it's OK.- I'm gonna...

0:19:21 > 0:19:23- I'm gonna be... - Shall we phone an ambulance?

0:19:27 > 0:19:29But I don't understand!

0:19:29 > 0:19:33Don't worry, Mr Amazing. The show can still go on!

0:19:33 > 0:19:36Claire's asked me to step in.

0:19:36 > 0:19:38Have you ever been on a stage before?

0:19:38 > 0:19:41Yeah, I was in Cinderella at school.

0:19:41 > 0:19:44- You were Cinderella? - No, I was a sheep.

0:19:44 > 0:19:47I'm sure if you gave Sally a chance...

0:19:47 > 0:19:50You've never been on stage, you don't know any tricks,

0:19:50 > 0:19:53your hair's not as glossy as Claire's,

0:19:53 > 0:19:55and your teeth aren't sparkly.

0:19:55 > 0:19:58Yeah, they are! Check out these gnashers!

0:19:58 > 0:20:00GROWLING

0:20:00 > 0:20:04- Are you sure Claire's not coming back?- I'm afraid not, Mr Amazing.

0:20:04 > 0:20:07But she doesn't even have a stage outfit!

0:20:08 > 0:20:11Tah-dah!

0:20:11 > 0:20:13Wow! I didn't see that coming.

0:20:15 > 0:20:16OK, Sandy.

0:20:16 > 0:20:19- Sally.- We're gonna have to rehearse.

0:20:19 > 0:20:23Don't worry, Mr Amazing, I'm a really fast learner.

0:21:01 > 0:21:03You're rubbish.

0:21:03 > 0:21:05Oh! Oh, no!

0:21:05 > 0:21:07Please let me have another go, I know I can do it!

0:21:18 > 0:21:19Whoa! Watch out, Lenny!

0:21:19 > 0:21:21You could have had my eye out there!

0:21:23 > 0:21:24Yeah! Woo!

0:21:32 > 0:21:33It was an accident!

0:21:33 > 0:21:36There's a lot of accidents happening around here today.

0:21:36 > 0:21:39Lenny accidentally made Claire disappear,

0:21:39 > 0:21:41you accidentally knocked out Mr Amazing.

0:21:41 > 0:21:43MR AMAZING SNORES

0:21:43 > 0:21:46OK, come on, we need to try and wake him up.

0:21:58 > 0:21:59We're stuffed!

0:22:01 > 0:22:07Wake up! I can't miss out on my chance at stardom!

0:22:07 > 0:22:13- I neeeed it! Do you hear me?! - Sally, calm down!

0:22:13 > 0:22:16Look, look!

0:22:16 > 0:22:19- Oh, pants.- No, no, no, wait, this is brilliant! This is good, Sally.

0:22:19 > 0:22:21This means that shouting works.

0:22:21 > 0:22:27If we get the loudest shouter, record them and play them to Mr Amazing,

0:22:27 > 0:22:29we can wake him up!

0:22:29 > 0:22:33- Genius!- OK, so this plan's going to get me on stage tonight,

0:22:33 > 0:22:36- so what are we waiting for?- Come on.

0:22:37 > 0:22:40Jamie, where's Lenny?

0:22:40 > 0:22:44Oh, he's on the ladybug ride in the fairground.

0:22:44 > 0:22:46Hello, could you help us, please?

0:22:46 > 0:22:49We're looking for someone to shout "Wake up" really loudly.

0:22:49 > 0:22:51We'll record it and play it

0:22:51 > 0:22:53to The Amazing Armando, who's in a deep sleep.

0:22:53 > 0:22:56- One, two, three!- Wake up!

0:22:56 > 0:22:58- Yes! That was fierce! - You could do better.

0:22:58 > 0:22:59One, two, three!

0:22:59 > 0:23:02- Wake up!- Wake up!

0:23:02 > 0:23:03Wake up!

0:23:03 > 0:23:04Wake up!

0:23:04 > 0:23:06Wake up!

0:23:06 > 0:23:07Wake up!

0:23:07 > 0:23:09Where were you?!

0:23:09 > 0:23:12WAKE UUUUUPPPP!

0:23:12 > 0:23:16We can go louder. We can actually go a bit louder, I think.

0:23:16 > 0:23:19OK, you ready? Three, two, one...

0:23:19 > 0:23:27- ALL:- WAKE UUUU-UUU-UUUPPPP!

0:23:29 > 0:23:33If you could just shout "Wake up" really loud, and I'll record it...

0:23:33 > 0:23:37WAKE UU-UUU-UUU...

0:23:44 > 0:23:47# You know you make me wanna shout, put my hands up and... #

0:23:47 > 0:23:49Wake up!

0:23:49 > 0:23:50Wake up!

0:23:50 > 0:23:52Wake up!

0:23:52 > 0:23:53Wake up!

0:23:53 > 0:23:56- Wake up!- Wake up!

0:23:56 > 0:23:57..UUU-UUPPPP!

0:23:57 > 0:24:01That was ama... That was amazing!

0:24:08 > 0:24:10- Everyone ready?- Yep.

0:24:10 > 0:24:13- Everyone ready?- Yeah.

0:24:16 > 0:24:19- 'Wake up!- Wake up...'

0:24:19 > 0:24:20TURNS UP VOLUME

0:24:20 > 0:24:23- 'Wake up!- Wake up!- Wake up!- Wake up!'

0:24:25 > 0:24:30SHE GROWLS, MAKES ELEPHANT NOISE

0:24:30 > 0:24:34Do you, er, mind keeping the noise down?

0:24:43 > 0:24:45Why didn't you say you could do that?!

0:24:45 > 0:24:48I've always been good at animal noises. It's no big deal.

0:24:48 > 0:24:50I can do...cheetah...

0:24:50 > 0:24:52SHE GROWLS

0:24:52 > 0:24:53..horse...

0:24:53 > 0:24:54SHE NEIGHS

0:24:54 > 0:24:55..pterodactyl...

0:24:55 > 0:24:57SHE SCREECHES

0:24:57 > 0:24:58Ooh!

0:24:58 > 0:25:01Well, thanks to you, the show can go on!

0:25:01 > 0:25:03And I can still be famous!

0:25:03 > 0:25:05We're saved. This is brilliant!

0:25:05 > 0:25:08This is SO brilliant, Sally, I could kiss you!

0:25:09 > 0:25:11- I'm just gonna go and get ready for the show.- Yeah.

0:25:11 > 0:25:14You can kiss me if you like, Jamie.

0:25:14 > 0:25:15Right there.

0:25:25 > 0:25:30- Well, looks like it all worked out in the end, Lenny.- Yeah.

0:25:30 > 0:25:33I tell you what, though, I wish I hadn't made Claire disappear

0:25:33 > 0:25:36in the first place. Then we wouldn't have been in this mess.

0:25:38 > 0:25:40Lovely Claire.

0:25:40 > 0:25:42I can't believe this handle's fallen off again!

0:25:42 > 0:25:45I keep telling Mr Amazing we need a new cabinet,

0:25:45 > 0:25:48but he's too tight to buy one. Were you there a minute ago?

0:25:48 > 0:25:52Jamie, Jamie! Do I look amazing enough for Mr Amazing?

0:25:52 > 0:25:53SHE GASPS

0:25:53 > 0:25:56# It shoulda been me

0:25:56 > 0:25:59# Instead of her, walking with you... #

0:25:59 > 0:26:03Oh, this is SO unfair!

0:26:03 > 0:26:05Can someone please tell me what's going on?

0:26:05 > 0:26:09SALLY CRIES LOUDLY

0:26:14 > 0:26:17Hey! Ha ha! Thank you!

0:26:17 > 0:26:21Thank you so much! The beautiful Claire.

0:26:21 > 0:26:24Ha ha, thank you. I love you all!

0:26:24 > 0:26:26Thank you so much, ah ha ha ha!

0:26:26 > 0:26:30The Amazing Armando has left the building. Good night.

0:26:35 > 0:26:37Yes, Mr Trubble.

0:26:37 > 0:26:41The Amazing Armando's show was a great success. Yep. Oh!

0:26:41 > 0:26:43Thank you very much, Mr Trubble!

0:26:43 > 0:26:46Oh, it's no trouble, Mr Trubble.

0:26:46 > 0:26:49OK, goodbye, Mr Trubble! Bye. Bye.

0:26:52 > 0:26:54That was Mr Trubble.

0:26:54 > 0:26:58- Hmm.- He's very happy indeed about how well the show went.- Yippee.

0:26:58 > 0:27:03Well, now I've just got to sort out this man-eating crocodile in room 17.

0:27:03 > 0:27:06- Back again, is it? - Yeah, 'fraid so, Sally.

0:27:06 > 0:27:08SCREAMING AND SPLASHING

0:27:08 > 0:27:09Sally?

0:27:10 > 0:27:13What's the complaint today, Mrs Poshington?

0:27:13 > 0:27:18- I don't have a complaint. - Are you sure?- Yes, I am!

0:27:18 > 0:27:21I just wanted to say how much I enjoyed

0:27:21 > 0:27:23The Amazing Armando's show last night.

0:27:23 > 0:27:26It took me back to my younger days

0:27:26 > 0:27:32when I was assistant to the great illusionist Jumpin' Jack Jacobs.

0:27:32 > 0:27:34He was also the person

0:27:34 > 0:27:36- who introduced me to white chocolate.- Woof!

0:27:36 > 0:27:41I was a great beauty in those days. I had flame-red hair,

0:27:41 > 0:27:44an hourglass figure, very long legs, and...

0:27:44 > 0:27:46PHONE RINGS

0:27:46 > 0:27:49Mrs Poshington, I'm going to have to stop you there.

0:27:49 > 0:27:50Phones to answer.

0:27:50 > 0:27:53Hello, Hotel Trubble?

0:27:53 > 0:27:55# Hotel Trubble forever

0:27:55 > 0:27:58# It's the pits and we know it

0:27:58 > 0:27:59# Stuck, but we love it

0:27:59 > 0:28:02# Hotel Trubble forever

0:28:02 > 0:28:06# We're a team, staying calm on and on

0:28:06 > 0:28:07# So the hotel survives

0:28:07 > 0:28:11# Trubble Trubble, keep the hotel alive. #

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