0:00:02 > 0:00:05Welcome to Hotel Trubble. Meet Sally, our receptionist -
0:00:05 > 0:00:08- always service with a smile! - PHONE RINGS
0:00:09 > 0:00:14And that's Lenny. He's a man of many talents.
0:00:14 > 0:00:17We're just not sure what they are yet.
0:00:17 > 0:00:22And here's Mrs Poshington and her cat, General Sirius Poshington.
0:00:22 > 0:00:24She's our regular pest...
0:00:24 > 0:00:26I mean guest.
0:00:26 > 0:00:28She never leaves.
0:00:28 > 0:00:31Which just leaves me, Jamie.
0:00:31 > 0:00:33I'm the bellboy.
0:00:33 > 0:00:35Can I take your bags?
0:00:35 > 0:00:37# Hotel Trubble forever
0:00:38 > 0:00:42# It's the pits and we know we're stuck but we love it
0:00:42 > 0:00:44# Hotel Trubble forever
0:00:46 > 0:00:48# As we try to survive
0:00:48 > 0:00:51# Each day brings disaster
0:00:51 > 0:00:53# Hotel Trubble forever
0:00:53 > 0:00:56# We're a team staying calm arm in arm
0:00:56 > 0:00:58# So the hotel survives
0:00:58 > 0:01:00# Trubble Trubble
0:01:00 > 0:01:02# Always got a plan
0:01:02 > 0:01:04# Hotel Trubble
0:01:04 > 0:01:06# We're your biggest fan
0:01:06 > 0:01:08# Trubble Trubble
0:01:08 > 0:01:10# Keep the hotel alive. #
0:01:18 > 0:01:20Sally, we are not amused.
0:01:20 > 0:01:26There is no entertainment whatsoever in this hotel.
0:01:26 > 0:01:29Unless of course you count the maid service!
0:01:29 > 0:01:32Boom-boom!
0:01:33 > 0:01:38You see I am so bored, I making up my own entertainment with my own jokes!
0:01:42 > 0:01:47I'm so bored of being complained to by boring bored people.
0:01:47 > 0:01:50I just want some adventure in my life!
0:01:50 > 0:01:53Maybe you should embark on the adventure that I like
0:01:53 > 0:01:55to call "work".
0:01:55 > 0:01:57Then you might not be so bored.
0:01:57 > 0:02:04Oh, I wish someone handsome would come and take me away from all this!
0:02:10 > 0:02:12Stay down! ..Hi!
0:02:12 > 0:02:15Dr Windy Banana Bones, handsome adventurer,
0:02:15 > 0:02:17heart-throb, treasure hunter
0:02:17 > 0:02:21and all-round hunky archaeologist to give me my full, official title.
0:02:21 > 0:02:24But you...can call me Windy.
0:02:24 > 0:02:26# I need a hero
0:02:26 > 0:02:30# I'm holding out for a hero till the end of the night
0:02:30 > 0:02:34# He's gotta be strong and he's gotta be fast
0:02:34 > 0:02:36# And he's gotta be fresh from the fight. #
0:02:36 > 0:02:38Uh...
0:02:38 > 0:02:41Yeah. I'd like your quietest room, please.
0:02:41 > 0:02:43I really need to relax.
0:02:43 > 0:02:47It can be quite exhausting constantly hunting for relics
0:02:47 > 0:02:48and being so handsome.
0:02:54 > 0:02:58I'll deal with this, shall I? Can I take your hat for you, Dr Bones?
0:02:58 > 0:03:00Oh, no! I'm never without my hat.
0:03:00 > 0:03:03You never know when you might need it. For example...
0:03:05 > 0:03:08I just saved your life, young lady.
0:03:08 > 0:03:12Your brooch was actually a lesser- spotted maths homework beetle.
0:03:12 > 0:03:16They usually only make surprise attacks on Sunday nights.
0:03:16 > 0:03:18Send that off to the Institute of Deadly
0:03:18 > 0:03:20and Rare Scary Things, will you?
0:03:20 > 0:03:21See ya.
0:03:21 > 0:03:27MUSIC: "RAIDERS OF THE LOST ARK" THEME
0:03:44 > 0:03:46He rescued me!
0:03:46 > 0:03:48Cheesy!
0:03:51 > 0:03:53HE WHISTLES
0:03:57 > 0:03:59There we go.
0:03:59 > 0:04:02Oh, no. Not again.
0:04:06 > 0:04:09What's going on? Help! We're being invaded.
0:04:09 > 0:04:12General Poshington, attack!
0:04:12 > 0:04:14Forgive me, pretty lady,
0:04:14 > 0:04:18for this unexpected but quite handsome intrusion.
0:04:18 > 0:04:20Windy?
0:04:20 > 0:04:23Is that you? Well, I never!
0:04:23 > 0:04:25Mrs Poshington?
0:04:25 > 0:04:27Fancy seeing you here.
0:04:27 > 0:04:30I haven't seen you since, ooh, when was it?
0:04:30 > 0:04:34Oh, yes, that time I rescued you from the maharajah.
0:04:34 > 0:04:36The night before my wedding.
0:04:36 > 0:04:39That's right. I got there just in time - any later and...
0:04:39 > 0:04:43I'd have been married to the richest, most powerful
0:04:43 > 0:04:47and loveliest maharajah in history.
0:04:47 > 0:04:50- No need to thank me.- Thank you?!
0:04:50 > 0:04:53I said there's no need.
0:05:06 > 0:05:11- Who does he think he is?- Only the most famous adventurer of all time!
0:05:11 > 0:05:14He found the lost earrings of Pat Butcher, don't you know.
0:05:17 > 0:05:20Maybe he'll be the one to take me away from all this.
0:05:28 > 0:05:30Hello, I am Herr Style.
0:05:30 > 0:05:36No, I mean, I am Mr John, no, Jim, no, Brian, Smith, no, Jones.
0:05:36 > 0:05:40Und I'd like to check in, perhaps a room next to that strange man
0:05:40 > 0:05:44who was here earlier BUT whom I have never seen before.
0:05:44 > 0:05:51Welcome to Hotel Trubble, Mr John Jim No Brian Smith No Jones.
0:05:51 > 0:05:54Hello! Don't you know who I am?
0:05:54 > 0:05:58I am Herr Style, respect me!
0:05:58 > 0:06:01I am Herr Style, extremely good-looking treasure hunter
0:06:01 > 0:06:07and the best relic-finding man type person in the whole world!
0:06:07 > 0:06:10What? Shut up! Oh, no, I mean I am...
0:06:10 > 0:06:15Mr John No Jim No Brian Smith No Jones.
0:06:15 > 0:06:19Wow! Two relic hunters in one day. What a coincidence!
0:06:19 > 0:06:24Not really much of a coincidence, since I followed Dr Bones here!
0:06:24 > 0:06:27What? No!
0:06:27 > 0:06:29Shut up! No, no,
0:06:29 > 0:06:31I didn't follow him. Who said that?
0:06:31 > 0:06:33It's a lie! No.
0:06:33 > 0:06:35I don't even know him.
0:06:35 > 0:06:37Not really.
0:06:37 > 0:06:39And he hasn't been the bane of my life,
0:06:39 > 0:06:42always beating me to the relics.
0:06:42 > 0:06:44Everywhere he goes he finds relics.
0:06:44 > 0:06:48And they always have extraordinary powers - you know, like
0:06:48 > 0:06:52everlasting life or invisibility or the knowledge of everything
0:06:52 > 0:06:54that ever was.
0:06:54 > 0:06:57Or so I've heard.
0:06:57 > 0:07:00But not this time.
0:07:00 > 0:07:03This time I will find the relic,
0:07:03 > 0:07:08the relic which is undoubtedly somewhere in this hotel.
0:07:08 > 0:07:11What? Shut up!
0:07:11 > 0:07:14What relic? What are you talking about?
0:07:14 > 0:07:16There is no relic in the hotel.
0:07:16 > 0:07:18You are mad, all of you!
0:07:18 > 0:07:20Ooh, look!
0:07:20 > 0:07:22What's that over there?
0:07:27 > 0:07:30Did you hear that? He said there's a relic here at the hotel!
0:07:30 > 0:07:35DRAMATIC MUSIC
0:07:35 > 0:07:38At least, that's what I think he said.
0:07:38 > 0:07:43Imagine that! If I found a relic here at Hotel Trubble.
0:07:43 > 0:07:45Sally? Are you listening?
0:07:45 > 0:07:46MUSIC: WEDDING MARCH
0:07:46 > 0:07:48- (I do.)- Are you listening?
0:07:48 > 0:07:50Are you LISTENING?!
0:07:50 > 0:07:53Sorry, did you say something?
0:07:53 > 0:07:56Relics, relics, relics...
0:07:56 > 0:07:58Where are we likely to find a relic?
0:08:05 > 0:08:10I've found it! I've been looking for this copy of Gossip for a long time.
0:08:21 > 0:08:23Oh! Unhand me, young man. ..Sally!
0:08:23 > 0:08:25- Jamie!- Jamie, I've got a relic!
0:08:25 > 0:08:27Look how old this one is!
0:08:27 > 0:08:29No! No!
0:08:48 > 0:08:51So, very lovely thing, yes?
0:08:51 > 0:08:54Beautiful swan, you like swans?
0:08:54 > 0:08:58I love the swan, swimming so graceful.
0:09:04 > 0:09:05Ah!
0:09:09 > 0:09:12Just think, I could be holding
0:09:12 > 0:09:16the key to everlasting life right here in my hands.
0:09:16 > 0:09:20It's just a case of working out how to unlock its secret power.
0:09:20 > 0:09:22RINGING
0:09:22 > 0:09:24Why don't we ask Dr Bones?
0:09:24 > 0:09:28He knows everything there is to know about relics.
0:09:28 > 0:09:33No! Come on, we're going to work out what these relics are ourselves.
0:09:33 > 0:09:36Right, guys, we're here at the... antique fair,
0:09:36 > 0:09:40so we need to see if any of these relics are ancient and mystical.
0:09:40 > 0:09:42And if they're worth any money.
0:09:42 > 0:09:45- Yeah, money as well. All right, let's go.- Lets go!
0:09:45 > 0:09:47Do you know about ancient relics?
0:09:47 > 0:09:50Do you know anything about ancient relics?
0:09:50 > 0:09:54- It's really old and dusty, and we think maybe...- It's worth millions.
0:09:54 > 0:09:56# Ruby, Ruby, Ruby, Ruby
0:09:56 > 0:10:01# Ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah... #
0:10:03 > 0:10:07- It's a slipper!- It's an ANCIENT slipper.- It's an ancient slipper.
0:10:07 > 0:10:09How old do you think it is?
0:10:09 > 0:10:12- How old?- About 10,000 years, right? - I would imagine it's brand new.
0:10:12 > 0:10:14I tell you what, I'M older than that.
0:10:14 > 0:10:17Ooh...!
0:10:17 > 0:10:19- Take a smell!- Just take a smell.
0:10:19 > 0:10:22- Big long sniff.- Careful - it's got that relic smell about it.- Yeah.
0:10:22 > 0:10:24Smell the oldness.
0:10:24 > 0:10:26No, I'd rather not!
0:10:26 > 0:10:29How much money do you think we'd get for it in an antiques shop?
0:10:29 > 0:10:32Do you think that would be worth a lot?
0:10:32 > 0:10:34- Two pence?!- No, it's more than that, it's an antique!
0:10:42 > 0:10:45It's not scary - it's just an ancient relic.
0:10:49 > 0:10:51OK, well, thank you anyway for your time.
0:10:51 > 0:10:53Bye, thank you!
0:10:58 > 0:11:02There must be a relic hidden somewhere in this ridiculous hotel.
0:11:04 > 0:11:07If I could only find a secret passage of some kind!
0:11:07 > 0:11:11I've been meaning to ask.
0:11:11 > 0:11:15Did you ever get that, er, problem, sorted out?
0:11:15 > 0:11:18Windy by name...
0:11:18 > 0:11:20Yes, that's all fine now,
0:11:20 > 0:11:23as long as I stay away from the broccoli.
0:11:23 > 0:11:28Bah! He might have got the girl, as usual - well, I say "girl"
0:11:28 > 0:11:31in the loosest possible term!
0:11:31 > 0:11:33That is funny because she's old.
0:11:33 > 0:11:36- But he will not find the relic! - SHUDDER
0:11:36 > 0:11:37What was that?
0:11:37 > 0:11:40Have you been eating broccoli? PFFT!
0:11:40 > 0:11:45No, but it sounds like some kind of secret door mechanism.
0:11:45 > 0:11:46CLANKING
0:11:46 > 0:11:50- Good Lord Lloyd-Webber! - Oh, no, not again!
0:11:58 > 0:12:01I saw that! It was a secret passage.
0:12:01 > 0:12:03That was me. I opened it!
0:12:03 > 0:12:09Come on, secret passage opening device. Show me where you are.
0:12:09 > 0:12:11I'll be your best friend.
0:12:11 > 0:12:17Come on, secret passage opening device. Ha, I've found it.
0:12:17 > 0:12:19CLANKING
0:12:20 > 0:12:24- BASH! - Whoa!
0:12:27 > 0:12:29I find it hard to believe that not one of these things
0:12:29 > 0:12:33- is an ancient and mystical relic. - Well, I must admit,
0:12:33 > 0:12:36I wasn't too sure about the cute kitten jigsaw.
0:12:36 > 0:12:39It's so frustrating knowing there's an ancient relic somewhere
0:12:39 > 0:12:41in the hotel and not being able to find it.
0:12:41 > 0:12:43Ooh, Jamie, I've found this.
0:12:43 > 0:12:46Shall I put it in the lost property box?
0:12:46 > 0:12:47Give it to me.
0:12:47 > 0:12:49Sally, I've found the relic!
0:12:49 > 0:12:51I told you I would, didn't I?
0:12:51 > 0:12:55It looks like some kind of treasure chest. Quick, Lenny, open it.
0:12:55 > 0:13:00Why don't you find the relic, Dr Bones?
0:13:00 > 0:13:02It's locked.
0:13:02 > 0:13:06Well, it would be, wouldn't it? So now we just need the key.
0:13:06 > 0:13:10But there doesn't seem to be a keyhole anywhere. Strange.
0:13:10 > 0:13:14# Dr Bones, yeah
0:13:14 > 0:13:17# Dr Bones
0:13:17 > 0:13:21# Why don't you find the relic Dr Bones? #
0:13:21 > 0:13:23Sally, shush, OK? I'm trying to think.
0:13:23 > 0:13:27And anyway, that's off key.
0:13:27 > 0:13:28Wait a minute.
0:13:28 > 0:13:31Key! I'm a genius!
0:13:31 > 0:13:34Maybe the key is a musical key. That's how we can open the box.
0:13:34 > 0:13:37Sing, Sally, sing some notes.
0:13:37 > 0:13:41I can't just sing on demand - I need to rehearse.
0:13:41 > 0:13:45- You can, you've got a beautiful voice.- Really?
0:13:45 > 0:13:48No, not really. I was flattering you to get you to sing. Now sing!
0:13:48 > 0:13:49Oh, OK.
0:13:51 > 0:13:54SHE SINGS A SCALE
0:13:58 > 0:14:03# La la la la la la la la la. #
0:14:03 > 0:14:05One more time.
0:14:05 > 0:14:09# La la la la la la la la la. #
0:14:09 > 0:14:13- No, nothing. Now what?- Let me try.
0:14:13 > 0:14:15No, no, Lenny! Please don't!
0:14:15 > 0:14:35# Laaaaaaa... #
0:14:35 > 0:14:38SCREAMING
0:14:38 > 0:14:39CRYING
0:14:39 > 0:14:51# ..ah... #
0:14:54 > 0:14:57Well, that's obviously not the right note, either.
0:14:57 > 0:15:00We need to find someone who can get it.
0:15:00 > 0:15:03Come on. I've got an idea.
0:15:05 > 0:15:09Can you help us for a second? We're trying to open this box -
0:15:09 > 0:15:13we think it's got some mystical powers in it or some treasure.
0:15:13 > 0:15:15We need to open this box.
0:15:15 > 0:15:18And the only way it will open is if someone sings something
0:15:18 > 0:15:22musical and we think that will be the key to getting it open.
0:15:22 > 0:15:25- Yeah.- What?- Sing to the box. Ready? Count with me.
0:15:25 > 0:15:271, 2, 3.
0:15:27 > 0:15:30# Ah...! #
0:15:30 > 0:15:33# Yo de lay, yo de lay, yo de lay ooh, ooh! #
0:15:33 > 0:15:34# Open the box. #
0:15:34 > 0:15:37# Ah... #
0:15:37 > 0:15:41- But can you do it for longer? - Longer?- It has to unlock.
0:15:41 > 0:15:45- Yeah, it's got to be longer. - 1, 2, 3!
0:15:45 > 0:15:49# Ah...eee...! #
0:15:49 > 0:15:52- # Ah...! # - Good vibration there, yeah.
0:15:52 > 0:15:56# Eee...ah...! #
0:15:56 > 0:16:01- # I want to open the box. # - Yeah, yeah!
0:16:01 > 0:16:07- # Ooh... #- Oh, that was... Oh, he's still going!- Lovely.
0:16:07 > 0:16:09# Ah...! #
0:16:09 > 0:16:12This is it, it's gonna happen!
0:16:12 > 0:16:15- Yay! Whoo!- It didn't work!
0:16:15 > 0:16:17- Open the box!- Did it work?
0:16:17 > 0:16:18It's got to have worked!
0:16:18 > 0:16:23- It won't open! - What?! That's a shame.- I know!
0:16:23 > 0:16:26This box is never going to open!
0:16:33 > 0:16:35I'm telling you.
0:16:35 > 0:16:37Dr Bones will be able to open it.
0:16:37 > 0:16:41I don't know why we didn't just come up here earlier.
0:16:41 > 0:16:43He knows everything.
0:16:43 > 0:16:45Everything about being cheesy.
0:16:45 > 0:16:47Dr Bones?
0:16:47 > 0:16:52Dr Bones, are you here?
0:16:52 > 0:16:56Dr Bones, I love you.
0:16:56 > 0:17:00- What?- I said, "Dr Bones,
0:17:00 > 0:17:03"olive, ooh." Because "Ooh, olive, ooh" would look good
0:17:03 > 0:17:06on the walls.
0:17:06 > 0:17:08Dr Bones?
0:17:11 > 0:17:14You can just feel the adventure!
0:17:14 > 0:17:17Oh! I thought that was the air con!
0:17:19 > 0:17:20CREAKING
0:17:20 > 0:17:24BLEEPING
0:17:24 > 0:17:27MECHANICAL NOISES
0:17:27 > 0:17:31See, Sally, I am just as good as your precious
0:17:31 > 0:17:34and oh, so good-looking Dr Bones.
0:17:34 > 0:17:35Probably a bit better, actually.
0:17:35 > 0:17:38Yeah. Take anything you like from the box.
0:17:38 > 0:17:41Go on, take what you want. Take something special.
0:17:41 > 0:17:45It's funny how being a treasure hunter makes you seem so much more,
0:17:45 > 0:17:48I don't know, handsomer.
0:17:48 > 0:17:50So, I can have anything?
0:17:50 > 0:17:52Anything you want, Sally - it's yours.
0:17:52 > 0:17:54And you, Lenny, pick what you want.
0:17:55 > 0:18:00- I'll have the cheese and pickle sandwich then.- Really?!
0:18:00 > 0:18:02- Does that mean I can have this doughnut?- What?!
0:18:02 > 0:18:04It looks like someone's lunch box.
0:18:04 > 0:18:06Not treasure?
0:18:06 > 0:18:10I don't know. A doughnut like this is a very rare sight.
0:18:18 > 0:18:21Wow, what's this?
0:18:21 > 0:18:23This looks ancient and important.
0:18:23 > 0:18:28- Like Trevor McDonald?- Well, having been an adventurer for a while...
0:18:28 > 0:18:29What, since this morning?
0:18:29 > 0:18:33I'd say that this is a treasure map.
0:18:33 > 0:18:37Wow! Only someone
0:18:37 > 0:18:42as handsome and as adventurous-y as Dr Bones would have a treasure map.
0:18:42 > 0:18:45Yeah, well, it's my treasure map now.
0:18:45 > 0:18:47And it looks like X marks the spot.
0:18:47 > 0:18:50But, Jamie, isn't that stealing?
0:18:50 > 0:18:53No, not really. It's just, er, lost property that no-one's claimed.
0:18:53 > 0:18:57- But you haven't given anyone a chance to claim it.- OK.
0:18:57 > 0:19:01HE WHISTLES
0:19:03 > 0:19:07There, see, no-one's claimed it. It's mine. And anyway, as the saying
0:19:07 > 0:19:12goes, all's fair in love and...treasure hunting.
0:19:12 > 0:19:13- Who said that?- I did, just then.
0:19:13 > 0:19:15Didn't you hear me? Come on, let's go!
0:19:27 > 0:19:29OK, so we've got Windy's map.
0:19:29 > 0:19:32Lenny, you take the map and go and find the X.
0:19:32 > 0:19:35And Sally and I will use this metal detector
0:19:35 > 0:19:37and shovel to dig for treasure.
0:19:37 > 0:19:43# I'm just looking
0:19:43 > 0:19:47# I'm not buying
0:19:47 > 0:19:49# I'm just looking... #
0:19:49 > 0:19:50BEEP
0:19:50 > 0:19:53We're looking for treasure, and that just beeped!
0:19:53 > 0:19:57- Are you any good at map reading?- No!
0:19:57 > 0:20:01We've found this map, off the famous archaeologist Windy Banana Bones,
0:20:01 > 0:20:04and he's give us this treasure map, and we need to get to the X.
0:20:04 > 0:20:09OK? Erm, it's either this way, that way,
0:20:09 > 0:20:11that way, this way or that way.
0:20:11 > 0:20:15We're looking for treasure - X marks the spot.
0:20:15 > 0:20:16BEEP
0:20:16 > 0:20:19- Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa! - No, don't move!
0:20:19 > 0:20:24It's in your shoes - can you take off your shoes, please?
0:20:24 > 0:20:28- Excuse me, is there any treasure in there or...?- Sorry?
0:20:28 > 0:20:30Is there any treasure in there? I'm looking for the X.
0:20:30 > 0:20:32I ain't got a clue.
0:20:32 > 0:20:37They'll be...lots of letters, but I need the letter X.
0:20:37 > 0:20:39We need you to take your shoes off -
0:20:39 > 0:20:42- there might be treasure in your shoes.- Can you take...?
0:20:42 > 0:20:44No, I need to find the X.
0:20:44 > 0:20:46- There should be...- The what?
0:20:46 > 0:20:49The X. There should be some treasure at the X.
0:20:49 > 0:20:54# But I still haven't found
0:20:54 > 0:20:58# What I'm looking for
0:20:59 > 0:21:04# But I still haven't found
0:21:04 > 0:21:06# What I'm looking for. #
0:21:11 > 0:21:13Hey, don't go, you guys!
0:21:13 > 0:21:16You can have some too! We'll share it with you!
0:21:16 > 0:21:19BEEPING
0:21:20 > 0:21:22- Oh, wow!- There you go.
0:21:22 > 0:21:25Wow, that's not treasure, but that's something else.
0:21:25 > 0:21:27- We're gonna have to go.- The smell.
0:21:30 > 0:21:37Ooh, just as I suspected. This hotel is riddled with secret passages.
0:21:37 > 0:21:41Honestly, I've stayed here forever and the only secret
0:21:41 > 0:21:46I thought it had was how the staff here got their jobs!
0:21:46 > 0:21:47- Boom-boom!- Yes.
0:21:47 > 0:21:49I really must stop doing that.
0:21:49 > 0:21:51I'm beginning to annoy myself.
0:21:51 > 0:21:54Ah, look!
0:21:58 > 0:22:01Surprise, surprise, it's a relic.
0:22:01 > 0:22:03Honestly I don't know how I do it.
0:22:03 > 0:22:09- What is it?- I believe it is the sacred spatula of like totally
0:22:09 > 0:22:11- eternal and everlasting youth!- Ooh!
0:22:11 > 0:22:14Shouldn't you be careful, Windy?
0:22:14 > 0:22:18Don't you normally have to do some jiggery-pokery
0:22:18 > 0:22:23before you touch a relic to stop really, really bad things happening?
0:22:23 > 0:22:27Good point. Now let me see.
0:22:27 > 0:22:31There's this little drawing here of a man picking up the sacred spatula
0:22:31 > 0:22:34and falling into a massive hole.
0:22:34 > 0:22:37What do you think that means?
0:22:37 > 0:22:41What do you think? Does it suit me?
0:22:41 > 0:22:45Yes! Yes, it does suit me, that's what you're supposed to say.
0:22:45 > 0:22:47People are so stupid.
0:22:49 > 0:22:52And now, for the first time ever, the relic
0:22:52 > 0:22:56is going to be mine, mine, mine!
0:22:56 > 0:22:59Und it's about bloomin' time, I can tell you.
0:23:00 > 0:23:04Wow! I never thought this would actually happen,
0:23:04 > 0:23:09but here I am, about to pick up this relic, right here, right now.
0:23:12 > 0:23:14I should call my mother.
0:23:14 > 0:23:16Anyone got a mobile?
0:23:16 > 0:23:21No? Never mind, I'll call her later. Now, where was I?
0:23:21 > 0:23:22Oh, yes.
0:23:24 > 0:23:26I'm going to take the relic now.
0:23:26 > 0:23:28Right this second. OK, now!
0:23:35 > 0:23:38Oh! Ah...!
0:23:39 > 0:23:43I'll get you, Dr Bones!
0:23:43 > 0:23:47I know I always say that, but I mean it this time.
0:23:48 > 0:23:51Oh, so that's what the little drawing was for.
0:23:51 > 0:23:53I never would have guessed it!
0:23:53 > 0:23:58- Here we are, another one to add to your collection.- Oh, no, you keep it.
0:24:03 > 0:24:07I don't get it. "X marks the spot," it says,
0:24:07 > 0:24:09and we've been to every X in town!
0:24:09 > 0:24:12Except the eggs factory! Eggs factory!
0:24:15 > 0:24:19Get it? Eggs, cos it sounds a bit like X?
0:24:19 > 0:24:23Come on, I've been working on that joke for about an hour!
0:24:23 > 0:24:25It's OK, Jamie, not everyone's
0:24:25 > 0:24:28good at exciting, adventurous things like treasure hunting.
0:24:28 > 0:24:31You have your own unique talents.
0:24:31 > 0:24:34I'm sure Dr Bones would be a rubbish bellboy.
0:24:34 > 0:24:37Just take this, will you? I never want to see it again.
0:24:37 > 0:24:39That's what I said about In The Night Garden.
0:24:39 > 0:24:44- Never again. It's freaky. - Dr Bones! I feel all faint again!
0:24:44 > 0:24:46Rescue me, again!
0:24:49 > 0:24:51Oh, is that my map? Great!
0:24:51 > 0:24:56I need it to get to my car. I can never remember where I've parked it.
0:24:56 > 0:24:57Your...your car?
0:24:57 > 0:25:00It's a map to your car, isn't it?
0:25:00 > 0:25:04I knew that. I mean, what else would it be, right?
0:25:04 > 0:25:06No, Jamie, you thought it was a treasure map.
0:25:06 > 0:25:08A treasure map!
0:25:08 > 0:25:13Ooh! I mean, I didn't think that for a second.
0:25:13 > 0:25:15Although it does look so ancient and treasury, I must say.
0:25:15 > 0:25:18- I spilt tea on it in my room - that's why it's all yellow.- Oh.
0:25:18 > 0:25:22It does make it look all ancient, doesn't it? How funny!
0:25:22 > 0:25:25Anyway, I thought the maid had thrown it away,
0:25:25 > 0:25:27so thanks for rescuing it for me.
0:25:27 > 0:25:30All part of the service.
0:25:30 > 0:25:33Look, she actually did service with a smile.
0:25:33 > 0:25:36She's never done that before. We should take a picture!
0:25:36 > 0:25:39Ooh, good idea. Take a photo of me and Dr Bones!
0:25:39 > 0:25:41Is that OK, Dr Bones?
0:25:41 > 0:25:45Of course. Anything to oblige a lovely lady.
0:25:45 > 0:25:47OK, are you ready?
0:25:47 > 0:25:49- Say "Cheese!"- Cheese!
0:26:05 > 0:26:10I'll get you, Dr Bones! I so totally will!
0:26:10 > 0:26:14EVIL LAUGH
0:26:20 > 0:26:23That's funny. The maid said there was no-one in room 9.
0:26:23 > 0:26:25But this bag was still there.
0:26:25 > 0:26:29Isn't that where we put Mr John Jim No Brian Smith No Jones?
0:26:29 > 0:26:32You haven't seen Mr John Jim No Brian Smith No Jones,
0:26:32 > 0:26:36- have you, Mrs P? - He, er, checked out in a hurry.
0:26:36 > 0:26:38Strange little man.
0:26:38 > 0:26:42Now, Sally, about this entertainment you're going to organise.
0:26:42 > 0:26:45- Yeah, um...- Ah, yeah, perhaps this...
0:26:45 > 0:26:49cute fluffy kitten puzzle might entertain you for a while, Mrs P.
0:26:49 > 0:26:53Oh, Jamie, that's purr-fect!
0:26:53 > 0:26:55I've had all the excitement I can handle
0:26:55 > 0:27:01in one day. And General Poshington loves a jigsaw, don't you, Sirius?
0:27:01 > 0:27:06- Are you serious? - No, General Poshington is Sirius.
0:27:06 > 0:27:09Honestly, sometimes I worry where your brain is.
0:27:12 > 0:27:14What?
0:27:14 > 0:27:16You rescued me.
0:27:16 > 0:27:19Oh, yeah, so I did.
0:27:19 > 0:27:23# I'm holding out for a hero... #
0:27:23 > 0:27:25PHONE RINGS
0:27:29 > 0:27:32Hello! Hotel Trubble?
0:27:34 > 0:27:36# Hotel Trubble forever
0:27:36 > 0:27:39# It's the pits and we know it
0:27:39 > 0:27:41# Stuck but we love it
0:27:41 > 0:27:44# Hotel Trubble forever
0:27:44 > 0:27:47# We're a team staying calm arm in arm
0:27:47 > 0:27:49# So the hotel survives
0:27:49 > 0:27:50# Trubble Trubble
0:27:50 > 0:27:52# Keep the hotel alive. #