0:00:02 > 0:00:03Welcome to Hotel Trubble.
0:00:03 > 0:00:04Meet Sally, our receptionist.
0:00:04 > 0:00:07People, trying to have a conversation here.
0:00:07 > 0:00:11And this is Lenny, he's a man of many talents.
0:00:12 > 0:00:16This is Dolly, she's Mr Trubble's fiancee.
0:00:16 > 0:00:19And this is Mrs Poshington, our oldest resident.
0:00:20 > 0:00:23Which just leaves me, Jamie. I'm the bellboy.
0:00:24 > 0:00:26# Hotel Trubble forever
0:00:27 > 0:00:30# It's the pits And we know we're stuck
0:00:30 > 0:00:31# But we love it
0:00:31 > 0:00:34# Hotel Trubble forever
0:00:34 > 0:00:36# We're a team staying calm
0:00:36 > 0:00:37# Arm in arm
0:00:37 > 0:00:39# So the hotel survives
0:00:39 > 0:00:41# Hotel Trubble
0:00:41 > 0:00:43# Keep the hotel alive! #
0:00:59 > 0:01:00It's a bit warm in here, isn't it?
0:01:00 > 0:01:03Can we not open the windows?
0:01:03 > 0:01:06We've had no heating for months.
0:01:06 > 0:01:11The roof's full of holes, it's freezing. Can't you feel the cold?
0:01:11 > 0:01:15- How would I do that? - How would you feel the cold?- Yeah.
0:01:15 > 0:01:18Well, you've got nerves in your skin, yeah?
0:01:18 > 0:01:22- Yeah. - Well, you use them to feel the cold.
0:01:22 > 0:01:25And then, then, they send messages to your brain.
0:01:25 > 0:01:27- My brain?- Yes.
0:01:27 > 0:01:32Then you use your brain to listen to the messages and feel the cold.
0:01:32 > 0:01:34Can't you do that?
0:01:37 > 0:01:40Oh! Oh. It's freezing in here.
0:01:40 > 0:01:43- Yeah.- Sally, it's freezing.
0:01:43 > 0:01:48I know. Really hard to type with these huge mittens on.
0:01:48 > 0:01:53Remember how clean and warm the hotel used to be?
0:01:53 > 0:01:56If only Mr Trubble hadn't become Lord Mayor of Telford,
0:01:56 > 0:01:58he just doesn't have any time for us any more.
0:01:58 > 0:02:02Which is why I'm sending him this email about fixing the hotel.
0:02:03 > 0:02:05Yeah, maybe you should take the mittens off, yeah?
0:02:12 > 0:02:15Ooh! That's it. I refuse to work under these conditions.
0:02:15 > 0:02:21I'm going to phone Mr Trubble and I'm going to tell him I'm going on strike unless he fixes this hotel.
0:02:23 > 0:02:25This is our final warning.
0:02:25 > 0:02:26We will not back down.
0:02:26 > 0:02:28We are united in our struggle.
0:02:28 > 0:02:33And you, Mr Trubble, you have to cave in to our demands.
0:02:33 > 0:02:37Excellent. Really good.
0:02:37 > 0:02:39Now, actually phone him for real.
0:02:40 > 0:02:42- OK.- OK.
0:02:45 > 0:02:46ANGRY RANTING OF MR TRUBBLE
0:02:46 > 0:02:48Mr Trubble, hi.
0:02:48 > 0:02:49HE RANTS
0:02:49 > 0:02:52Oh, are you? I've always wanted to go to Telford.
0:02:53 > 0:02:55What's it like here?
0:02:55 > 0:02:57Oh, it's fine, yeah, yeah. Um.
0:02:59 > 0:03:01It's a bit freezing.
0:03:01 > 0:03:04It's a bit leaky, a bit awful, yeah.
0:03:06 > 0:03:08He says not to worry.
0:03:08 > 0:03:11- What?- He says it's not a problem. - It is a problem.
0:03:11 > 0:03:13It is a problem.
0:03:13 > 0:03:16- He says it isn't.- The problem is he can't see what's going on here.
0:03:16 > 0:03:18We need a manager in the hotel,
0:03:18 > 0:03:22not someone waltzing around, living the high life in Telford.
0:03:22 > 0:03:25Yeah, we need a manager in the hotel,
0:03:25 > 0:03:29not someone waltzing around, living the high life in Telford.
0:03:29 > 0:03:30I didn't mean you to say that.
0:03:33 > 0:03:36- He says it's a very good idea. - Did he?
0:03:36 > 0:03:38I wonder who he's going to put in charge.
0:03:40 > 0:03:42Maybe, maybe I...
0:03:42 > 0:03:45Maybe I can get the job.
0:03:45 > 0:03:47Lenny, where did you get that fish from?
0:03:47 > 0:03:49From the ice hole.
0:03:49 > 0:03:53- What ice hole?- You know, the big one with the lid in the kitchen.
0:03:53 > 0:03:57- You mean the freezer? - Oh. That will explain the peas then.
0:03:57 > 0:04:00Sally, I wish to make a complaint.
0:04:00 > 0:04:01Lenny, one for you.
0:04:03 > 0:04:07- Hello.- It's my room.
0:04:07 > 0:04:10It's freezing cold. And wet.
0:04:10 > 0:04:12And filthy dirty.
0:04:12 > 0:04:17And poor Sirius here, he has a nasty attack of rising damp.
0:04:17 > 0:04:19- Look. - CAT MIAOWS
0:04:19 > 0:04:20FARTS
0:04:20 > 0:04:23And I'm not too well myself.
0:04:23 > 0:04:26I think I've got a bit of a cold coming on.
0:04:26 > 0:04:28Look what I coughed up this morning.
0:04:28 > 0:04:31I can't see anything.
0:04:31 > 0:04:34A hanky, I coughed up the hanky.
0:04:34 > 0:04:36Come along, Sirius.
0:04:36 > 0:04:38Ah, you there.
0:04:38 > 0:04:42Jamie. Call me a doctor.
0:04:42 > 0:04:44What's he daydreaming about?
0:04:50 > 0:04:52Fresh towels to Mrs Poshington!
0:04:52 > 0:04:55Service to Room Three!
0:04:55 > 0:04:57Good afternoon, madam.
0:04:57 > 0:05:00Yes, yes, I am the manager.
0:05:02 > 0:05:06The award-winning manager of Hotel Trubble.
0:05:06 > 0:05:09The world's cleanest, warmest hotel.
0:05:09 > 0:05:12What're you doing?
0:05:12 > 0:05:14Daydreaming about being manager of the hotel.
0:05:14 > 0:05:18Oh, right. Hey, I'm daydreaming about being in your daydream.
0:05:18 > 0:05:21Do you mind, you're putting me off.
0:05:21 > 0:05:23All right?
0:05:23 > 0:05:25- Nice daydream.- Thanks.
0:05:25 > 0:05:29Do you mind if I daydream about my favourite band coming to play at the hotel?
0:05:32 > 0:05:35All right, look, this is supposed to be my daydream.
0:05:35 > 0:05:38- I was having a really nice time managing the hotel.- Oh, Lenny.
0:05:39 > 0:05:41Hey, get out of it.
0:05:42 > 0:05:43Right, that's enough!
0:05:44 > 0:05:46End of daydream.
0:05:46 > 0:05:47Everybody out!
0:05:48 > 0:05:50Everybody.
0:05:52 > 0:05:57Excuse me. Excuse me!
0:06:03 > 0:06:07- You all right? - Er, yeah, sorry. We were just, oh.
0:06:07 > 0:06:09We were having a daydream.
0:06:09 > 0:06:11Yeah, my daydream.
0:06:11 > 0:06:13Yeah, we were having his daydream.
0:06:13 > 0:06:16- May I take your coat? - Oh yes, thank you.
0:06:20 > 0:06:22It's a bit cold in here, isn't it?
0:06:22 > 0:06:24Yeah, that's why we want your coat.
0:06:24 > 0:06:26Anything else we can do?
0:06:26 > 0:06:30Yes, I'm Dolly, I'm Mr Trubble's girlfriend.
0:06:30 > 0:06:33- Mr Trubble has a girlfriend?- Yes. - Seriously?- Yes.
0:06:33 > 0:06:35- And that's you?- Yes.
0:06:35 > 0:06:38- And do you, like, kiss and cuddle and everything?- Yes.
0:06:38 > 0:06:39Eurgh!
0:06:39 > 0:06:40Now, Trubby sent me over...
0:06:40 > 0:06:42Oh whoa. Trubby?
0:06:42 > 0:06:50Yes. Trubby sent me over because he wants somebody who works here to take charge of the hotel.
0:06:50 > 0:06:53Oh, I see. And you've come to?
0:06:53 > 0:06:57- To sort it all out?- Oh, that's great, that's a great idea.
0:06:58 > 0:07:01- Do you hear that? - Yeah, they kiss and cuddle!
0:07:01 > 0:07:03No, not that.
0:07:03 > 0:07:05She's come to sort out who's in charge.
0:07:05 > 0:07:07She's going to make one of us manager.
0:07:07 > 0:07:11- Who do you think she'll choose? - I don't want to blow my own trumpet.
0:07:11 > 0:07:14- I think there's one obvious candidate.- Me.
0:07:14 > 0:07:16No! Not you.
0:07:16 > 0:07:20- The chef? - No.- Oh, General Sirius?
0:07:20 > 0:07:21No, me!
0:07:21 > 0:07:25All I have to do is make a good impression, and I'll get the job.
0:07:30 > 0:07:34I could do with a bit of a rest, I've got a bit of jet lag.
0:07:34 > 0:07:39- From the coach. - I think you'll find this room affords the most spectacular views.
0:07:39 > 0:07:43- Of what?- Of wherever it is that the hotel's situated.
0:07:43 > 0:07:45Oh, sounds lovely. Phwoar.
0:07:45 > 0:07:47Stinks a bit, mind.
0:07:47 > 0:07:49Yes, that would be the damp and the filth, madam.
0:07:49 > 0:07:54I'm afraid Mr Trubble's had very little time to organise cleaning and repairs recently.
0:07:54 > 0:07:56Repairs? Repairs!
0:07:56 > 0:07:59Don't talk to me about repairs.
0:07:59 > 0:08:03I ain't been fiddled with since the war. Atchoo!
0:08:03 > 0:08:07Of course, I would make cleaning up the dirt my first priority.
0:08:07 > 0:08:10Oh, that would be great.
0:08:10 > 0:08:15I was just thinking the hotel could do with a full-time cleaner.
0:08:15 > 0:08:19That can be you, if you're up to the job.
0:08:19 > 0:08:22- I beg your pardon?- The job.
0:08:22 > 0:08:25- Are you up to it?- The job?
0:08:25 > 0:08:27Me? You're choosing me?
0:08:27 > 0:08:29- If you want to do it?- I do.
0:08:29 > 0:08:30Please, I won't let you down.
0:08:30 > 0:08:32All right then.
0:08:32 > 0:08:35Yes! I'm so happy.
0:08:36 > 0:08:39Yes. Yes! Yes!
0:08:39 > 0:08:42# I could have danced all night
0:08:42 > 0:08:46# I could have danced all night
0:08:46 > 0:08:50# And still... #
0:08:50 > 0:08:54- I've got the job, I'm the new manager!- Oh, brilliant.
0:08:54 > 0:08:56Oh.
0:08:58 > 0:09:00Oh.
0:09:00 > 0:09:03First thing, polish the numbers and signs on all the doors.
0:09:03 > 0:09:05Right you are, sir, manager, sir.
0:09:05 > 0:09:09Next, I'm going to close the hotel for renovation and repairs.
0:09:11 > 0:09:14Hotel Trubble, your troubles are over.
0:09:20 > 0:09:23You've got some right weirdos working here, sweetheart.
0:09:23 > 0:09:26Managing them's going to be a bit of a challenge.
0:09:26 > 0:09:29And then there's the repairs, the bookings.
0:09:29 > 0:09:32Yeah, all those bookings.
0:09:32 > 0:09:34Accounts. Catering. Publicity.
0:09:34 > 0:09:38Yeah, it's always a big job. The cold. There's just so much work.
0:09:38 > 0:09:41- MUFFLED:- And I've got all these envelopes to lick.
0:09:41 > 0:09:43- MUFFLED:- I hate licking envelopes.
0:09:43 > 0:09:47- MUFFLED:- I'd like to ask you if you wouldn't mind doing it for me, if that's all right?
0:09:47 > 0:09:49So can I leave that with you?
0:09:49 > 0:09:51Leave what with me?
0:09:51 > 0:09:53What we were just talking about.
0:09:54 > 0:09:56You want me to do all of that?
0:09:56 > 0:09:58Why me?
0:09:58 > 0:09:59I don't know.
0:09:59 > 0:10:01You seem like the best person for the job.
0:10:01 > 0:10:05- I don't think I've had the training. - The training?
0:10:05 > 0:10:08You need to sort out your confidence, girl.
0:10:08 > 0:10:10You've got it in you.
0:10:10 > 0:10:12I know you have.
0:10:14 > 0:10:16Noooo!
0:10:19 > 0:10:21Oh? Good news, Sal?
0:10:21 > 0:10:24I've been made manager of the hotel.
0:10:24 > 0:10:27Oh, brilliant. Oh. Hang on.
0:10:28 > 0:10:30I think I'm remembering something.
0:10:31 > 0:10:33- I'm the new manager.- Oh, brilliant.
0:10:33 > 0:10:34I've been made manager.
0:10:34 > 0:10:37- I'm the new manager. - I've been made manager.
0:10:37 > 0:10:38- New Manager.- Manager.- (REPEATS)
0:10:39 > 0:10:42- I'm the new manager.- Oh, brilliant. - I've been made manager.
0:10:42 > 0:10:45- New manager.- Manager. - REPEATS TO A DANCE BEAT
0:10:49 > 0:10:50What are you doing?
0:10:52 > 0:10:53Oh, I don't know.
0:10:54 > 0:10:58But I love it when people are manager of the hotel. It's great.
0:10:58 > 0:11:00No, it's not great. It's awful.
0:11:00 > 0:11:02It's work. Loads of work.
0:11:02 > 0:11:05Dolly said, "The grounds, the publicity, the accounts."
0:11:05 > 0:11:07SQUEALS
0:11:09 > 0:11:12If I was manager, I'd buy you a nice new chair.
0:11:12 > 0:11:14Yeah?
0:11:14 > 0:11:16I would like a nice new chair.
0:11:17 > 0:11:20Yeah. And, er... Biscuits and magazines.
0:11:20 > 0:11:23- I've already got those.- Well, more biscuits and more magazines.
0:11:23 > 0:11:25- How much more?- Loads more.
0:11:25 > 0:11:28And if there was any work to do around the hotel, I'd make someone else do it.
0:11:28 > 0:11:31# It's a new dawn It's a new day
0:11:31 > 0:11:34# It's a new life
0:11:34 > 0:11:37# For me
0:11:37 > 0:11:39# And I'm feeling good... #
0:11:39 > 0:11:41Lenny!
0:11:42 > 0:11:43LENNY!
0:11:44 > 0:11:49I've done the grounds, Manager, and then I'm going to move onto the accounts and then...
0:11:49 > 0:11:54How the hours hang heavy. These menial managerial tasks bore me.
0:11:54 > 0:11:58I need some excitement to divert me from the,
0:11:58 > 0:12:01oh, the endless responsibility.
0:12:01 > 0:12:02Custard cream?
0:12:02 > 0:12:04A plague on custard creams!
0:12:07 > 0:12:10If only there was some exciting function at the hotel
0:12:10 > 0:12:14with music and decorations and celebrities.
0:12:14 > 0:12:17Organise one. You're the manager. You can do anything you like.
0:12:17 > 0:12:21I can? I can. I can do anything!
0:12:21 > 0:12:25So, put up some decorations, Lenny, and bring me the chequebook.
0:12:25 > 0:12:30- We're going to have a party - I mean function - at the hotel.- OK.
0:12:33 > 0:12:36Hello. Cut Price Celebrities? I'd like to make a booking
0:12:36 > 0:12:40for my favourite band for a wild party at Hotel Trubble.
0:12:40 > 0:12:41Right. This is it.
0:12:41 > 0:12:43I need everything repainted.
0:12:43 > 0:12:46The roof needs doing. Check the wiring.
0:12:46 > 0:12:49And there's definitely something wrong with the boiler.
0:12:49 > 0:12:51It's just upstairs. There's a sign on the door.
0:12:51 > 0:12:55There's nothing wrong with me. I'm just blowing off a bit of steam.
0:12:55 > 0:12:57- FART SOUNDS - Oh, back-draft!
0:12:57 > 0:13:00No problem. I'll go straight up and have a look at it.
0:13:00 > 0:13:03Thank you. Ah, Lenny, I need you to go down to the cellar.
0:13:03 > 0:13:07There's a load of old broken equipment down there.
0:13:07 > 0:13:11- Just bring it up and chuck it in the skip. Yeah?- All right.
0:13:14 > 0:13:18So that's one booking for my favourite band, JLZ.
0:13:18 > 0:13:19OK. Bye!
0:13:22 > 0:13:25Well, I don't think much of your decorations, Lenny!
0:13:25 > 0:13:27I was thinking more balloons.
0:13:33 > 0:13:34No boiler here.
0:13:40 > 0:13:42Where is that doctor?
0:13:43 > 0:13:45- Oh, sorry.- Don't go.
0:13:45 > 0:13:47I've been expecting you.
0:13:47 > 0:13:49You're here to do the examination.
0:13:49 > 0:13:55- Well yeah, but...- Yes, well, come in. Come in. Let's get it over with.
0:13:55 > 0:13:56You see,
0:13:56 > 0:14:00it's this dreadful cold.
0:14:00 > 0:14:03- I don't think it's anything serious. - I wouldn't say that.
0:14:03 > 0:14:06From what I can see, you're in a pretty bad state.
0:14:06 > 0:14:07Oh, dear.
0:14:07 > 0:14:08Yeah.
0:14:08 > 0:14:10Now, it could be...
0:14:10 > 0:14:12your entire system's backed up.
0:14:13 > 0:14:14My system?
0:14:14 > 0:14:16Yup.
0:14:16 > 0:14:19Now, I can try flushing the whole thing out.
0:14:19 > 0:14:23- I'm not consenting to that!- That'd be all right. It's just a case
0:14:23 > 0:14:26of blowing a high pressure liquid through your pipes, blow out all the muck.
0:14:26 > 0:14:28The muck?!
0:14:28 > 0:14:32Oh, did you hear what he said?
0:14:32 > 0:14:33Get out of here, you...
0:14:33 > 0:14:34you...
0:14:34 > 0:14:36revolting quack!
0:14:36 > 0:14:38- I was only trying to....- Oh!
0:14:38 > 0:14:40Bite him.
0:14:40 > 0:14:42Bite him!
0:14:42 > 0:14:44Oh, what an awful man.
0:14:44 > 0:14:47What is the NHS coming to?
0:14:55 > 0:14:56SHE SCREAMS
0:14:56 > 0:14:59You're my favourite band, JLZ.
0:14:59 > 0:15:01Oh, I love you!
0:15:01 > 0:15:03And you.
0:15:03 > 0:15:05Not so keen on you.
0:15:06 > 0:15:09I really...love you.
0:15:09 > 0:15:12And I'm not a receptionist, by the way. I'm the manager.
0:15:12 > 0:15:14Hold it right there, lady.
0:15:14 > 0:15:16Back away from the band.
0:15:16 > 0:15:18Two feet. Two feet...
0:15:18 > 0:15:21- But I'm...- Back. Bit more. Bit more.
0:15:22 > 0:15:23OK, now talk.
0:15:25 > 0:15:26I was just wondering...
0:15:26 > 0:15:30- The boys don't talk to nobody. - But I'm the manager!
0:15:30 > 0:15:32I don't care two bits who you are.
0:15:32 > 0:15:35You want my boys to play your crummy hotel,
0:15:35 > 0:15:37- it's going to cost you plenty. - Oh!
0:15:37 > 0:15:40I've got the hotel chequebook.
0:15:40 > 0:15:42Well, now we're talking.
0:15:43 > 0:15:45I don't see no posters in this joint.
0:15:45 > 0:15:47- How the fans going to know they're here?- Fans?
0:15:47 > 0:15:50Oh, the fans.
0:15:50 > 0:15:53Don't worry, there'll be hundreds and hundreds of fans.
0:15:53 > 0:15:57So what is this sign? "Hotel closed for refurbishment."
0:15:58 > 0:16:01That sign is just...
0:16:02 > 0:16:07..spelt wrong. It's meant to say, "Massive hotel function with JLZ."
0:16:07 > 0:16:11- Yeah, they just... Spelling mistake. - So, change it! Now!
0:16:11 > 0:16:14- Come on, boys, let's go burn some fan mail.- Bye.
0:16:19 > 0:16:21Lenny? Lenny!
0:16:21 > 0:16:23What?
0:16:23 > 0:16:24What is this sign?
0:16:25 > 0:16:27I don't know.
0:16:27 > 0:16:28I think it's Jamie's.
0:16:28 > 0:16:33Yeah, we'll change it. And can you put all their equipment in the TV room?
0:16:33 > 0:16:35Gosh.
0:16:35 > 0:16:40Everything all right? How's that little job that I asked you to do coming along?
0:16:40 > 0:16:43It's all right, but a bit stressful - I'm trying to learn the ropes.
0:16:43 > 0:16:48Stressful? But it's the simplest job in the world, sweetheart.
0:16:48 > 0:16:50- Have you got any tips?- Tips?
0:16:52 > 0:16:56Just lick 'em. That's all there is to it, really.
0:16:58 > 0:16:59Just lick 'em?
0:17:05 > 0:17:07Flush out all my muck, indeed!
0:17:07 > 0:17:09Who'd have thought it?
0:17:09 > 0:17:12It was only a little cold.
0:17:13 > 0:17:15Mr Barker, how's it going?
0:17:16 > 0:17:18Not so good, I'm afraid.
0:17:18 > 0:17:22This hotel's in a terrible state. I'm surprised the old thing's still standing.
0:17:23 > 0:17:24It's bad news, Jamie.
0:17:24 > 0:17:27Oh, it's that awful doctor.
0:17:27 > 0:17:30That all boiler's had it. I'm surprised the old girl's still going.
0:17:30 > 0:17:32It's terminal, I'm afraid.
0:17:32 > 0:17:36Oh, my. He says I'm going to die!
0:17:36 > 0:17:37Is there nothing we can do?
0:17:37 > 0:17:41No. That's the trouble with these ancient models - the slightest thing can finish them off.
0:17:41 > 0:17:47- It's only a matter of days until she packs up completely.- Oh!
0:17:49 > 0:17:50It's the end.
0:17:50 > 0:17:54# Now the end is near
0:17:55 > 0:17:58# And so I face
0:17:58 > 0:18:00# The final curtain... #
0:18:03 > 0:18:05I want a real feeling of freshness in here.
0:18:05 > 0:18:12You know, ambitious colours, spring shades, a hint of apple, a sprinkle of cherry blossom.
0:18:12 > 0:18:14I've got gloss white.
0:18:16 > 0:18:18Yeah, that'll be all right, I guess.
0:18:18 > 0:18:20LENNY SNORES
0:18:20 > 0:18:24Lenny, what's all this rubbish doing here? I told you to put in the skip.
0:18:24 > 0:18:25- But I've just...!- Get it out!
0:18:25 > 0:18:28These men are waiting to do their work.
0:18:28 > 0:18:29I'm sorry about this.
0:18:33 > 0:18:35Oh, General.
0:18:35 > 0:18:37Have I led a good life?
0:18:38 > 0:18:42All I've done is travel the world,
0:18:42 > 0:18:45lived in hotels,
0:18:45 > 0:18:49discovered lost civilisations,
0:18:49 > 0:18:51fought crime,
0:18:51 > 0:18:57climbed mountains, and battled the forces of evil.
0:18:58 > 0:19:00But is it enough?
0:19:00 > 0:19:04- Or have I wasted my life? - CAT MIAOWS
0:19:04 > 0:19:06Oh, Serious, don't cry.
0:19:08 > 0:19:11I must put my affairs in order.
0:19:11 > 0:19:14I can at least do one good deed...
0:19:15 > 0:19:17..before
0:19:17 > 0:19:18I go.
0:19:20 > 0:19:24# And now the end is near
0:19:24 > 0:19:25# And so I face
0:19:25 > 0:19:27# The final curtain... #
0:19:27 > 0:19:30COUGHING
0:19:31 > 0:19:36So, we'll do the gig in the lobby and this is where we're storing all of your equipment, and there'll be
0:19:36 > 0:19:41hundreds of girls out there, but of course you'll only have eyes for me.
0:19:46 > 0:19:48Hey!
0:19:48 > 0:19:50No licking the band!
0:19:54 > 0:19:57Where's our equipment? What did you do with our stuff, you freak?
0:20:00 > 0:20:01Lenny!
0:20:01 > 0:20:02Lenny!
0:20:03 > 0:20:05Lenny!
0:20:05 > 0:20:08Yes, Sally?
0:20:08 > 0:20:10What have you done with the band's equipment?
0:20:10 > 0:20:14- Well, Jamie said to... - I don't care what Jamie said.
0:20:14 > 0:20:16I told you to store it in here and I'm the manager, aren't I?
0:20:16 > 0:20:19- Well...- Yeah, I am. So, go on, bring it back in.
0:20:19 > 0:20:21Right.
0:20:22 > 0:20:24Sorry about that.
0:20:24 > 0:20:27And the licking, it's a management thing.
0:20:34 > 0:20:38Lenny, what are you doing? I told you to get rid of that rubbish.
0:20:38 > 0:20:41Please don't make me move it again. It's too heavy.
0:20:41 > 0:20:44Don't carry it, just throw it in the skip from here.
0:20:44 > 0:20:46Look. Like this.
0:20:49 > 0:20:51Like that. Come on. I'll help you.
0:20:56 > 0:20:57What are you doing?!
0:20:58 > 0:21:01You better have a good explanation for this.
0:21:01 > 0:21:04Who are you? This hotel is closed for refurbishment.
0:21:04 > 0:21:06Come on. No guests. Off you go.
0:21:06 > 0:21:10We ain't going nowhere. And this hotel ain't closed.
0:21:11 > 0:21:15If that's the case, perhaps you'd like to take a look at this sign.
0:21:17 > 0:21:20Who changed this sign? Change it back again.
0:21:20 > 0:21:24- Don't touch that sign, Lenny.- Lenny, as your manager, I order you...
0:21:27 > 0:21:28I'm the manager!
0:21:28 > 0:21:32Huh! I think you'll find it's me.
0:21:32 > 0:21:37- I think you find it's me. - Right. That's it. You're suspended.
0:21:37 > 0:21:39No. You're suspended.
0:21:39 > 0:21:42You're suspended for impersonating a manager.
0:21:42 > 0:21:45Well, you're suspended for suspending me.
0:21:45 > 0:21:48Well, you can't suspend me because I've suspended you and you
0:21:48 > 0:21:52don't have the power to suspend me even if you could. Which you can't.
0:21:54 > 0:21:57- So you're suspended.- Can I be suspended, please? I need a rest.
0:21:57 > 0:22:02Look, which one of you crazy punks is in charge of this joint?
0:22:02 > 0:22:05- I am.- No, I am.
0:22:06 > 0:22:08Well, sort of, anyway.
0:22:08 > 0:22:14I am in charge of organising you lot, so what is going on?
0:22:14 > 0:22:16You said I was in charge.
0:22:16 > 0:22:19Did I? I don't remember that.
0:22:19 > 0:22:22Yes, you did. Think back.
0:22:22 > 0:22:23OK.
0:22:28 > 0:22:34Oh, that would be great. I was just thinking the hotel could do with a full-time cleaner.
0:22:34 > 0:22:38That can be you, if you're up for the job.
0:22:38 > 0:22:40Oh, I see. You meant the job of cleaner.
0:22:42 > 0:22:44And you thought I meant the job of the manager!
0:22:48 > 0:22:50Imagine that mix-up.
0:22:50 > 0:22:55Oh, gosh. That could have caused all sorts of farcical confusion.
0:22:55 > 0:22:57It did. I mean, it will do.
0:22:57 > 0:23:01Well, now we've got all that cleared up, let's leap forward to the present.
0:23:10 > 0:23:13I think we've gone a bit too far forward.
0:23:17 > 0:23:18Look at JLZ!
0:23:21 > 0:23:24Stand back from the skeletons, lady.
0:23:24 > 0:23:27Lenny, how come you're not old?
0:23:27 > 0:23:30I'm not Lenny. I'm my grandson.
0:23:34 > 0:23:35OK. Come on.
0:23:35 > 0:23:38Let's rewind.
0:23:41 > 0:23:45But that still doesn't explain why I thought I was manager.
0:23:45 > 0:23:49- OK, OK, well, look, let's just go back again...- No, no.
0:23:49 > 0:23:52Let's just take it for granted that it was another mix-up, yeah?
0:23:54 > 0:23:58I'm sorry for thinking that I was manager and trying to suspend you, Jamie.
0:23:58 > 0:24:02I'm sorry for thinking I was manager and trying to suspend you.
0:24:02 > 0:24:05Yeah. And I'm sorry, too.
0:24:06 > 0:24:10- Why are you sorry? - I don't know. I'm confused.
0:24:10 > 0:24:13Let's agree to never think that we're manager again.
0:24:13 > 0:24:15Isn't it lovely?
0:24:15 > 0:24:18Everyone's sorted everything out.
0:24:18 > 0:24:23The heck it is! You still owe me for smashing all my equipment.
0:24:23 > 0:24:25And the booking fee.
0:24:25 > 0:24:28And my band are still skeletons.
0:24:28 > 0:24:30# Hope I die before I get old... #
0:24:30 > 0:24:32At least my spots have gone.
0:24:32 > 0:24:35That will be £8 million.
0:24:38 > 0:24:40- But you're from Cut Price Celebrities?- We are.
0:24:40 > 0:24:44You want to see what JLS charge for being turned into skeletons.
0:24:46 > 0:24:49Right. That's the repairs and renovations done.
0:24:49 > 0:24:51Your bill comes to £1 million.
0:24:55 > 0:24:59- No, no. We can't pay that sort of money.- What are we going to do?
0:24:59 > 0:25:03There's only one option - we're just going to have to close the hotel.
0:25:07 > 0:25:11I see you've heard my tragic news.
0:25:13 > 0:25:15Now, there must be no tears.
0:25:16 > 0:25:19All good things must come to an end.
0:25:19 > 0:25:24It's only natural. Now, there is one task I have yet to complete.
0:25:24 > 0:25:27You've all been such good friends to me
0:25:27 > 0:25:29at Hotel Trubble
0:25:29 > 0:25:32that I couldn't leave this mortal plane
0:25:32 > 0:25:37without bequeathing you my entire fortune.
0:25:37 > 0:25:40£9 million.
0:25:40 > 0:25:41What?!
0:25:41 > 0:25:43Now, to make things simple,
0:25:43 > 0:25:49I've put one million in this bag and eight million in this one.
0:25:49 > 0:25:52- Thank you very much.- About time.
0:25:52 > 0:25:55Come on, boys. Let's get you down the gym.
0:25:55 > 0:25:57Oh, wicked.
0:25:57 > 0:26:00Bagsie's the rowing machine! HE LAUGHS
0:26:00 > 0:26:02I'm going to lift some weights.
0:26:02 > 0:26:04Yeah, I'm in a band!
0:26:05 > 0:26:08Why did the doctor take my £1 million?
0:26:08 > 0:26:11That's not a doctor. He came to fix the boiler.
0:26:11 > 0:26:14The boiler?!
0:26:14 > 0:26:16He's not a...
0:26:16 > 0:26:20The boiler! Then I'm not going to die. I'm not going to die.
0:26:20 > 0:26:21I'm so happy!
0:26:21 > 0:26:24CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:26:24 > 0:26:28I'm not going to die! I'm not going to die!
0:26:28 > 0:26:30Wait a minute.
0:26:30 > 0:26:32I'm not going to die...
0:26:32 > 0:26:34and I've given away all my money.
0:26:34 > 0:26:36I'm ruined.
0:26:36 > 0:26:39I shall be cast out into the streets.
0:26:39 > 0:26:41Oh, what is to become of me?
0:26:41 > 0:26:45Oh, Mrs P, don't worry. You can still stay here.
0:26:45 > 0:26:47Is that OK?
0:26:47 > 0:26:50Oh, yes, I suppose she can.
0:26:50 > 0:26:52Oh, that would be marvellous. Thank you.
0:26:52 > 0:26:55But how will I pay my way?
0:26:56 > 0:26:58I know. You can work here.
0:26:58 > 0:27:02Can I? Can I really? That would be absolutely splendid.
0:27:02 > 0:27:07That is a great idea because we are still looking for a full-time cleaner anyway.
0:27:07 > 0:27:10A cleaner! Is there nothing else?
0:27:11 > 0:27:13Oh.
0:27:13 > 0:27:15Very well.
0:27:15 > 0:27:18Cleaner it is. Come along, Serious.
0:27:18 > 0:27:20Follow me to the broom cupboard.
0:27:20 > 0:27:24Tonight we feast on jammy dodgers.
0:27:24 > 0:27:26I'll help you get settled in, Mrs P.
0:27:26 > 0:27:31Well, there's nothing like a quiet first day to ease yourself into a new job, is there?
0:27:31 > 0:27:32Don't you worry, though.
0:27:32 > 0:27:36I've got loads of great ideas to liven up this place.
0:27:36 > 0:27:39PHONE RINGS
0:27:40 > 0:27:42Hotel Trubble!
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