0:00:02 > 0:00:03Welcome to Hotel Trubble.
0:00:03 > 0:00:06Meet Sally, our receptionist...
0:00:06 > 0:00:09- People, I'm trying to have a conversation here!- And this is Lenny.
0:00:09 > 0:00:12He's a man of many talents.
0:00:12 > 0:00:17This is Dolly, she's Mr Trubble's, ahem, fiancee.
0:00:17 > 0:00:20And this is Mrs Poshington, the new cleaner.
0:00:20 > 0:00:24Which just leaves me, Jamie - I'm the bellboy.
0:00:24 > 0:00:27# Hotel Trubble forever
0:00:27 > 0:00:29# It's the pits and we know
0:00:29 > 0:00:32# We're stuck but we love it
0:00:32 > 0:00:34# Hotel Trubble forever
0:00:34 > 0:00:37# We're a team staying calm Arm in arm
0:00:37 > 0:00:40# So the hotel survives
0:00:40 > 0:00:42# Trubble, Trubble
0:00:42 > 0:00:44# Keep the hotel alive. #
0:00:52 > 0:00:54THUD
0:00:55 > 0:00:58SHE COUGHS AND SPLUTTERS
0:01:02 > 0:01:05HIGH-PITCH HORN-LIKE NOISE
0:01:06 > 0:01:10Well, that's the last time I make trifle.
0:01:10 > 0:01:13- Morning, Jim lad. - Morning, Miss Shufflebottom.
0:01:13 > 0:01:17- Any guests yet, miss?- No.- Oh. - Oh, buck up, Jim lad!
0:01:17 > 0:01:22So, the hotel's utterly empty and has been since it opened.
0:01:22 > 0:01:25I haven't got a vote, nor have I got the right
0:01:25 > 0:01:28to own a property, but you don't see me frowning.
0:01:28 > 0:01:33- No, miss.- Mostly because my newsletter says that doing so
0:01:33 > 0:01:35causes wrinkles something chronic.
0:01:35 > 0:01:37You're right, miss, I'll stops me worrying.
0:01:37 > 0:01:41It's not like Lord Trubble'll close this place down, is it?
0:01:41 > 0:01:42Not after one week.
0:01:42 > 0:01:46This is... In the...! Agh!
0:01:46 > 0:01:48What is it, Mr Lemon, sir?
0:01:48 > 0:01:51This is a telegram from Lord Trubble.
0:01:51 > 0:01:54He's heard we don't have any guests, and is going to...
0:01:54 > 0:01:56He's going to shut the place down!
0:02:03 > 0:02:07It's pretty clear - it says if we don't get a guest by noon today,
0:02:07 > 0:02:09he's going to shut us down.
0:02:09 > 0:02:12We are doomed, doomed, I tell you.
0:02:12 > 0:02:14Doomed! Doomed!
0:02:15 > 0:02:19Well, cheer up, sir, it's only ten past ten.
0:02:19 > 0:02:24We could totally get a guest in the next, er, one hour fifty minutes.
0:02:25 > 0:02:27Hello, everybody.
0:02:27 > 0:02:31I am Lady Euphemia Dorothy Smythe.
0:02:31 > 0:02:34You can call me Lady Euphemia Dorothy Smythe.
0:02:34 > 0:02:37A guest, see? We're saved!
0:02:37 > 0:02:39Er, I'm not a guest.
0:02:39 > 0:02:43Then, pray tell, why are you here, madam?
0:02:43 > 0:02:47Why, to turn this place into a pig sanctuary, of course!
0:02:47 > 0:02:52- A what?- A pig sanctuary - for smelly pigs!
0:02:52 > 0:02:57For pigs too abnormally reeky to live live in normal farms.
0:02:57 > 0:02:59You can't do that to Hotel Trubble.
0:02:59 > 0:03:04Well, my dear friend Lord Trubble says that I can.
0:03:04 > 0:03:08From noon, he says I can do whatever I want with the place.
0:03:08 > 0:03:09Not if we get a guest first.
0:03:09 > 0:03:12Really, how likely is that to happen
0:03:12 > 0:03:16in the next hour-and-three-quarters? Good day.
0:03:16 > 0:03:23Lords Lummie, we are doomed! Doomed!
0:03:23 > 0:03:27Doomed... Oh, sweeties! Hands free!
0:03:28 > 0:03:32- Hello!- A guest! Definitely this time!
0:03:32 > 0:03:35Really? Oh!
0:03:35 > 0:03:37Oh, I'm not a guest, my dear.
0:03:37 > 0:03:42I'm your local door-to-door fortune teller.
0:03:42 > 0:03:46Anyone want to see into the future?
0:03:50 > 0:03:55- I sees...- Do you see us saving this place from a hoard of homeless hogs?
0:03:55 > 0:03:58Not so far.
0:03:58 > 0:04:02Ah! I sees something's coming up.
0:04:02 > 0:04:06It's about a big leaky old boat.
0:04:06 > 0:04:10Could it be...the Titanic?
0:04:10 > 0:04:12How about something useful?
0:04:12 > 0:04:15Yes, like the future of the women's movement,
0:04:15 > 0:04:22or how long these ridiculous big fake bums will be in?
0:04:23 > 0:04:26How about something related to the hotel?
0:04:26 > 0:04:29I sees the hotel is coming up!
0:04:29 > 0:04:35I sees your great-grandson, Mr Lemon.
0:04:35 > 0:04:38Oh, do you, do you?
0:04:38 > 0:04:42Is he just like me, rich, powerful, intelligent?
0:04:44 > 0:04:47Well, he's very like you.
0:04:52 > 0:04:54Sorry I'm late again, Jamie.
0:04:54 > 0:04:56What this time? Your dog ate your bus money?
0:04:56 > 0:04:58Your dog ate your bus timetable?
0:04:58 > 0:04:59Your dog ate your bus?
0:04:59 > 0:05:01Don't be silly, Jamie.
0:05:01 > 0:05:05- I wouldn't make up a daft excuse like that.- Why are you late, then?
0:05:05 > 0:05:07My alarm clock didn't go off.
0:05:07 > 0:05:09Why?
0:05:09 > 0:05:11- My dog ate it. - BEEPING, AND DOG BARKS
0:05:11 > 0:05:14Ride 'em, cowboy! Yee-ha!
0:05:14 > 0:05:16Argh! Argh!
0:05:23 > 0:05:24HE SCREAMS
0:05:24 > 0:05:27Now all we need is a bride.
0:05:27 > 0:05:31Someone who really wants to win that cash prize.
0:05:31 > 0:05:35And who would look very, very beautiful in a wedding dress.
0:05:49 > 0:05:52A master criminal won't draw attention to himself.
0:05:52 > 0:05:56He's not going to turn up to work dressed in a chicken costume, is he?
0:05:56 > 0:05:59No, who'd do a daft thing like that?
0:05:59 > 0:06:03Lenny... COCKEREL CROWS
0:06:03 > 0:06:05What? Agh!
0:06:05 > 0:06:07Please, after you.
0:06:07 > 0:06:11- TEARING - Sorry. Sorry.
0:06:12 > 0:06:15- Sorry.- Maybe you should go first.
0:06:17 > 0:06:19- Lenny!- ARGH!
0:06:19 > 0:06:22No harm done.
0:06:22 > 0:06:25Smart clothes are so expensive, and this was going cheap.
0:06:25 > 0:06:28HE BELCHES
0:06:28 > 0:06:31Shake?
0:06:31 > 0:06:33- Right, is this OK?- Higher.
0:06:33 > 0:06:35- HIGH-PITCHED:- Is this OK?
0:06:35 > 0:06:38No, move the aerial higher.
0:06:39 > 0:06:45OK, Lenny, don't push the lever until I tell you, OK?
0:06:50 > 0:06:54# You're just too good to be true
0:06:54 > 0:06:57# Can't take my eyes off you... #
0:06:59 > 0:07:01BANG!
0:07:07 > 0:07:10Out. Out!
0:07:10 > 0:07:13How dare you spread such a pack of wicked lies, madam?!
0:07:13 > 0:07:17No-one related to me could possibly be such a clumsy fool!
0:07:17 > 0:07:19THUD
0:07:19 > 0:07:21- Why, I ought to... - Forget the fortune-teller, sir,
0:07:21 > 0:07:23we've got bigger problems.
0:07:23 > 0:07:2690 minutes, and then it's curtains for this place.
0:07:26 > 0:07:28But we've only just had the new ones!
0:07:28 > 0:07:33She means 90 minutes till Lord Trubble shuts us down!
0:07:33 > 0:07:35Oh, well, why didn't she say that?
0:07:35 > 0:07:39You see, that's the problem, Jim - women, impossible to understand!
0:07:39 > 0:07:42How's about I goes and gets a guest?
0:07:42 > 0:07:46- And how are you going to do that? - I can go down to town
0:07:46 > 0:07:49and tell everyone they can have two nights for the price of one.
0:07:49 > 0:07:53Brilliant. Apart from the two for one bit.
0:07:53 > 0:07:55Yes, what we need is buns.
0:07:55 > 0:07:57Buns, sir?
0:07:57 > 0:08:00Yes, everybody loves a good bun.
0:08:00 > 0:08:04Tell them stay at Hotel Trubble and get a free bun.
0:08:04 > 0:08:07Folk won't be able to resist. Problem solved! Chop, chop.
0:08:07 > 0:08:11- Oh, knickerbockers! Pardon my French. - What is it?
0:08:11 > 0:08:14We haven't got any good buns. Only those ones you made.
0:08:14 > 0:08:17Well, we can't afford a trained chef, Jim,
0:08:17 > 0:08:20and I'm doing the best I can in the kitchen.
0:08:20 > 0:08:23Yes, miss. I'd hate to see your worst, miss.
0:08:23 > 0:08:25Buns, hey?
0:08:25 > 0:08:27I'll have one. Eat anything, I will.
0:08:27 > 0:08:30I don't even mind if they're not perfect.
0:08:33 > 0:08:36- Cribbly! - SHE COUGHS
0:08:36 > 0:08:40Still, anything's worth a try if we're going to save this place
0:08:40 > 0:08:42from the chop - the pork chop.
0:08:47 > 0:08:50He's really taken a fancy to the hotel, hasn't he?
0:08:50 > 0:08:53Wait till you check out his great-grandson!
0:08:59 > 0:09:02You'll have to look after the hotel while we watch the game.
0:09:02 > 0:09:05Wow, Jamie, you never let anyone but you look after the hotel.
0:09:05 > 0:09:08I know, and I'm trusting you to keep an eye on her, Sally,
0:09:08 > 0:09:10don't let me down.
0:09:11 > 0:09:15It's OK, my darling, I'll be with you soon.
0:09:19 > 0:09:22# Love is in the air
0:09:22 > 0:09:25# Every sight and every sound... #
0:09:25 > 0:09:27I'm Jamie, the groom.
0:09:27 > 0:09:30And this is my beautiful bride.
0:09:32 > 0:09:33No!
0:09:33 > 0:09:34Jamie, do you know what?
0:09:34 > 0:09:38If you love the hotel so much, why don't you just marry it?
0:09:38 > 0:09:43I tried, OK? They wouldn't let me.
0:09:43 > 0:09:47I now pronounce you husband and wife.
0:09:47 > 0:09:49You may kiss the bride.
0:09:49 > 0:09:52- I could almost kiss you. - Sally, I could kiss you.
0:09:52 > 0:09:54- OK.- I said, almost.
0:09:54 > 0:09:56You could kiss me if you like, Jamie.
0:09:56 > 0:09:58Get it away, get it away, get it away!
0:10:00 > 0:10:04Jamie, there's no need to cry.
0:10:04 > 0:10:08- I know it means a lot to you.- Yeah.
0:10:08 > 0:10:11Also, you're standing on my foot.
0:10:24 > 0:10:29If they want a war, they can have a war.
0:10:29 > 0:10:32HE CACKLES
0:10:48 > 0:10:50Hilarious. He is not the man he... Ooh!
0:10:52 > 0:10:57- What was that?- I said, he's not the man he used to be!
0:10:57 > 0:11:00I'm a flaming idiot!
0:11:00 > 0:11:03Is this guy for real? He is hilarious.
0:11:03 > 0:11:06This is all the entertainment I need.
0:11:06 > 0:11:10- Yeah! - BOOING FROM CROWD
0:11:13 > 0:11:16- Yeah.- No.
0:11:16 > 0:11:18You can quit if you want.
0:11:18 > 0:11:21I know how much you hate to embarrass yourself.
0:11:21 > 0:11:23Feel free just to say, I quit.
0:11:42 > 0:11:43Jamie.
0:11:43 > 0:11:45Pull your pants up.
0:11:52 > 0:11:55- Cripes!- I know!
0:11:55 > 0:11:59- Do you want to see your descendants, my dear?- Oh, there's no need.
0:11:59 > 0:12:03I'm sure they're just like me, very interested in women's issues.
0:12:03 > 0:12:07Very interested in issues of women's magazines, perhaps.
0:12:07 > 0:12:09Pardon?
0:12:17 > 0:12:21The stars' best-kept beauty secret for eliminating wrinkles.
0:12:21 > 0:12:25Do this simple exercise 20 times a day.
0:12:34 > 0:12:37It must be working by now. Let me have a look?
0:12:39 > 0:12:40Argh!
0:12:40 > 0:12:43Custard cream?
0:12:43 > 0:12:46A plague on your custard creams! Staff only, sorry.
0:12:48 > 0:12:51Hey, Sally.
0:12:51 > 0:12:53Listen up, bacon breath!
0:12:53 > 0:12:57Try not be am miserable old bum-faced miser for the next two hours.
0:12:57 > 0:12:59You know what I'm going to say, don't you?
0:12:59 > 0:13:04- That you regret having such a flat, square head.- No!
0:13:04 > 0:13:06Ta-daa!
0:13:06 > 0:13:10# Trubble, Trubble! #
0:13:10 > 0:13:12You should think to what you're good at,
0:13:12 > 0:13:14filing your nails and reading magazines.
0:13:15 > 0:13:17Sally, give one to Halle.
0:13:17 > 0:13:19My pleasure!
0:13:25 > 0:13:29Jamie!
0:13:29 > 0:13:32Arrrrgh!
0:13:39 > 0:13:42Please put me on the news. MAN SCREAMS
0:13:42 > 0:13:43I'm a bimbo?!
0:13:47 > 0:13:49Go, Madonna!
0:13:54 > 0:13:57Start answering the phones instead of breaking them!
0:14:01 > 0:14:05You shan't be appearing on Haunted Places Live.
0:14:05 > 0:14:09- And I won't be your glamorous assistant?- Definitely not.
0:14:09 > 0:14:12Dr Baines, I feel all faint again.
0:14:12 > 0:14:13Rescue me, again!
0:14:17 > 0:14:19MUSIC: "Y'all Ready For This?" by 2 Unlimited
0:14:19 > 0:14:21# Y'all ready for this? #
0:14:26 > 0:14:28Are you OK, Sally? Something you ate?
0:14:28 > 0:14:32All right, I'll do it, but only because I am being nice today.
0:14:32 > 0:14:35- What?- I'll pretend to be your wife.
0:14:35 > 0:14:40Ah, no, because I told them my wife was tall and beautiful
0:14:40 > 0:14:44and glamorous and all sophisticated and a real catch.
0:14:45 > 0:14:48But you'll do.
0:14:52 > 0:14:54Take this before I hit him with it!
0:14:57 > 0:15:00PHONE RINGS Hello! Hotel... Stay down.
0:15:05 > 0:15:07That's better.
0:15:14 > 0:15:16Oh, stop the hurt!
0:15:20 > 0:15:22But she's so rude!
0:15:22 > 0:15:26I mean, she does have good hair,
0:15:26 > 0:15:29really, really good hair,
0:15:29 > 0:15:33but I'm not sure that makes up for her dreadful character.
0:15:33 > 0:15:35CROWD SHOUTING OUTSIDE
0:15:41 > 0:15:43No-one in town liked my buns.
0:15:43 > 0:15:47- They chucked them back at me. - That must have hurt.- Hey!
0:15:47 > 0:15:50And then they threw some more stuff, to boot,
0:15:50 > 0:15:53and then some boots, to boot!
0:15:53 > 0:15:56And now we've only got 30 minutes to save the world!
0:15:56 > 0:15:59I mean, the hotel.
0:15:59 > 0:16:01I don't think Lord Trubble should wait any longer.
0:16:01 > 0:16:04I think he should shut down the hotel right now.
0:16:04 > 0:16:06Miss Shufflebottom, what are you saying?
0:16:06 > 0:16:09Well, from what I have just seen,
0:16:09 > 0:16:12Hotel Trubble doesn't seem worth saving.
0:16:12 > 0:16:16Ghastly place. Ghastly staff.
0:16:16 > 0:16:19You're wrong, Miss. I won't let you say those things.
0:16:19 > 0:16:23Please, Ma'am, show her some good things about this place.
0:16:28 > 0:16:32# Everybody in love, go on, put your hands up
0:16:32 > 0:16:36# Everybody in love, go on, put your hands up
0:16:36 > 0:16:39# Everybody in love, go on, put your hands up
0:16:39 > 0:16:42# If you're in love, put your hands up
0:16:42 > 0:16:44# Every minute's like an hour
0:16:44 > 0:16:45# Every hour's like a day
0:16:45 > 0:16:47# Every day lasts forever
0:16:47 > 0:16:50# But what else am I gonna do? #
0:16:50 > 0:16:52Let's do it.
0:16:58 > 0:17:03- I've got it!- Well, if you've got it, then we've got it, too, now.
0:17:03 > 0:17:04# The power, the might
0:17:04 > 0:17:05# You can't believe the hype
0:17:05 > 0:17:08# At Hotel Trubble, oh, yeah! #
0:17:08 > 0:17:11- Hotel Trubble is saved!- Yeah!- Yeah!
0:17:11 > 0:17:13And I owe it all to you.
0:17:14 > 0:17:16Oh, thanks! What can I say?
0:17:16 > 0:17:21- I sort of meant to all three of you. - Oh.
0:17:21 > 0:17:25Thank you!
0:17:25 > 0:17:27Thank you so much.
0:17:27 > 0:17:29Jamie, Jamie, it's all worked out brilliant.
0:17:29 > 0:17:33- Everyone is going to want to stay here.- All thanks to Hotel Trubble!
0:17:34 > 0:17:39# This situation has burst our bubble... #
0:17:39 > 0:17:42HE BURPS LOUDLY
0:17:47 > 0:17:52# But no-one can rhyme, so we made up the lubble
0:17:52 > 0:17:57# No, we don't want to have a pile of rubble
0:17:57 > 0:18:02# So please help us save
0:18:02 > 0:18:04# Help us save
0:18:04 > 0:18:09# Yes, help us save
0:18:09 > 0:18:15# Hotel Trubble. #
0:18:15 > 0:18:17Going in for a kiss.
0:18:22 > 0:18:23No, I'm not ready.
0:18:30 > 0:18:33All right. It might not be all bad if we save the hotel.
0:18:33 > 0:18:36Yes!
0:18:45 > 0:18:50But.. but I don't see how we can.
0:18:50 > 0:18:53We've got five minutes. Who is going to turn up now?
0:18:56 > 0:18:59I am Lady Euphemia Dorothy... No, I've done that bit.
0:18:59 > 0:19:02- GRUNTING AND RUMBLING - Hark!
0:19:02 > 0:19:05The sound of pongy piggies pounding the pavement.
0:19:05 > 0:19:08Here they come.
0:19:09 > 0:19:11What are we going to do?
0:19:11 > 0:19:16We've tried buns, we've tried meddling with the laws of causality.
0:19:16 > 0:19:18I don't know what else we can do.
0:19:18 > 0:19:20Well, what are you worrying about, my dears?
0:19:20 > 0:19:24Equal rights, equal pay,
0:19:24 > 0:19:27and whether I'd look good in those jegging things you showed me earlier.
0:19:27 > 0:19:30And the fact we're to be closed down because we have no guests.
0:19:30 > 0:19:33Well, stop it.
0:19:33 > 0:19:35How can the hotel be closed today
0:19:35 > 0:19:41when I have already shown it to you open all those years in the future?
0:19:41 > 0:19:47Look, my dears, your hotel is going to have hundreds of guests.
0:19:52 > 0:19:55We've arrived!
0:19:55 > 0:19:59# All the people
0:19:59 > 0:20:02# So many people
0:20:02 > 0:20:05# And they all go hand in hand
0:20:05 > 0:20:08# Hand in hand through their... #
0:20:08 > 0:20:11SALLY SCREAMS It's my favourite band, JLZ!
0:20:11 > 0:20:14Hotel Trubbleski?
0:20:14 > 0:20:16Boris is here!
0:20:18 > 0:20:21I'm newscaster Ed Flaxman.
0:20:21 > 0:20:24Your mince pies are like slimy bras.
0:20:24 > 0:20:25You're dreamy.
0:20:25 > 0:20:28- Very odd man.- Well, I'll take that as a compliment.
0:20:28 > 0:20:29Don't you know who I am?
0:20:29 > 0:20:33Yeah, you're Sir Alex Farteson, England manager.
0:20:33 > 0:20:38- And?- And the most respected and feared football coach in the world.
0:20:38 > 0:20:40And?
0:20:40 > 0:20:43The inventor of the electric whisk!
0:20:44 > 0:20:46- Yeah?- Yeah!- Yeah?- Yeah!
0:20:46 > 0:20:50I am Herr Style, respect me!
0:20:51 > 0:20:54Don't give me excuses, I want results! If I can't have results,
0:20:54 > 0:20:58I want solutions. Then I want heads to roll, then I want results,
0:20:58 > 0:21:00then I'll have a cheese sandwich.
0:21:01 > 0:21:04Lenny, he had this idea that you were a vampire!
0:21:06 > 0:21:09It sounds silly when you say it out loud.
0:21:09 > 0:21:11But I am a vampire.
0:21:12 > 0:21:15THEY SCREAM
0:21:17 > 0:21:20Wait, come back! You don't understand.
0:21:20 > 0:21:21Come back here!
0:21:21 > 0:21:24SHE ROARS
0:21:24 > 0:21:25I didn't see that coming!
0:21:25 > 0:21:28This time, I will find the relic.
0:21:28 > 0:21:33The relic which is undoubtedly somewhere in this hotel.
0:21:33 > 0:21:36I love you as a friend! It's not you, it's me!
0:21:37 > 0:21:39SHE ROARS
0:21:42 > 0:21:46We're going to need to make some teensy-weensy modifications.
0:21:46 > 0:21:48- To what?- You.- Eh?
0:21:48 > 0:21:49Ta-dah!
0:21:49 > 0:21:51# Dude looks like a lady
0:21:51 > 0:21:56# Yeah, yeah, dude looks like a lady... #
0:21:56 > 0:22:00Shhh! The walls have ears.
0:22:00 > 0:22:04Really? I only came up because I was told the tap had a leak.
0:22:04 > 0:22:06Don't you dare!
0:22:06 > 0:22:09MUSIC: "Foxy Lady" by Jimi Hendrix
0:22:09 > 0:22:11# Yeah, foxy... #
0:22:11 > 0:22:13It's fine, you're fine.
0:22:13 > 0:22:15Everything is absolutely...
0:22:18 > 0:22:19- Fine.- What are you staring at?
0:22:19 > 0:22:23I suppose you think there's something weird about a billionaire
0:22:23 > 0:22:25swimming about in a bath full of his own lovely money?
0:22:25 > 0:22:28You wouldn't recognise Dwayne Looney if he walked in
0:22:28 > 0:22:30and wanted to book a room.
0:22:30 > 0:22:33- Can I book a room?- Sorry, sir, we're discussing Dwayne Looney.
0:22:33 > 0:22:36He IS Dwayne Looney!
0:22:36 > 0:22:38- Hello?- Hello?- Hello?- Hello?
0:22:38 > 0:22:42- Hello?- Hello?- This gym is great.
0:22:42 > 0:22:44- I know, I never even knew it existed. - I'm impressed.
0:22:51 > 0:22:52Very nice.
0:22:56 > 0:23:00Come to mummy! Oh, my little pinky,
0:23:00 > 0:23:04stinky, homeless, porky darlings!
0:23:06 > 0:23:09- CLOCK STRIKES TWELVE - But we need a guest right now.
0:23:11 > 0:23:14You've got one, my dears.
0:23:14 > 0:23:20The name is Poshington, Mrs Poshington. Check me in.
0:23:20 > 0:23:26- Hurrah!- Hooray, hooray! Thank you, thank you!
0:23:26 > 0:23:29Oh, poot! Excuse my flipping French.
0:23:29 > 0:23:32Never mind, little darlings.
0:23:32 > 0:23:34Let's go back to the Ritz.
0:23:34 > 0:23:38No, Cedric, don't do that to Jemima, you know she doesn't like it.
0:23:38 > 0:23:42Hotel Trubble, I'll be back.
0:23:44 > 0:23:47But, Mrs Poshington?
0:23:47 > 0:23:49- Yes?- Why not check in straight away?
0:23:49 > 0:23:51Well, it was a little test, dear boy.
0:23:51 > 0:23:54I wanted to see if I liked the place.
0:23:54 > 0:23:57You see, I plan on staying for...
0:23:57 > 0:24:00quite some time.
0:24:05 > 0:24:08SHE YODELS
0:24:13 > 0:24:17Watch where you're going, you silly old ba...
0:24:22 > 0:24:25HE SCREAMS
0:24:26 > 0:24:29Dogs aren't as friendly as they used to be.
0:24:34 > 0:24:38Christmas seems so far away. It used to be a lot nearer.
0:24:48 > 0:24:53Nobody, but nobody, calls me grandma and gets away with it!
0:24:53 > 0:24:57- What about your grandchildren? - Except my grandchildren, of course.
0:25:01 > 0:25:02Oi!
0:25:02 > 0:25:07It cannot be! Mrs Poshington!
0:25:07 > 0:25:10I'm a huge fan, you is the man!
0:25:10 > 0:25:14I go to all this effort and they go crazy for the cleaner?!
0:25:14 > 0:25:16Cheek!
0:25:16 > 0:25:18Oh, Mrs P, I could kiss you!
0:25:18 > 0:25:21Loosen my corsets, I'm all of a quiver!
0:25:22 > 0:25:27# Girls were made to love and kiss... #
0:25:27 > 0:25:30- I can't do it.- Oh, well, please yourself. See if I care.
0:25:32 > 0:25:34- Hang on, what's going on? - Oh, don't worry about this,
0:25:34 > 0:25:38Mrs P's just trying out the new jetpacks. Right...
0:25:39 > 0:25:41Off you go, Mrs P!
0:25:45 > 0:25:47Mrs P?
0:25:47 > 0:25:50Mrs P?
0:25:57 > 0:26:03Ohh! That zorbing malarkey, it's not all it's cracked up to be.
0:26:03 > 0:26:06Hang on, what's that sound?
0:26:10 > 0:26:13That was the greatest ride of my life.
0:26:13 > 0:26:18- Mrs P!- Oh, did I do something wrong?
0:26:26 > 0:26:30It's too late now, it's too late for the... You!
0:26:30 > 0:26:34- Why, I'm going to... - This is our first guest.
0:26:34 > 0:26:37..take your bags upstairs myself.
0:26:37 > 0:26:41And who is this little chap?
0:26:41 > 0:26:48This, sir, is Private Sirius Edward Cantaloupe Poshington, First Class.
0:26:48 > 0:26:51What an adorable little kitten.
0:26:51 > 0:26:53SNARLING AND CRUNCHING
0:26:55 > 0:26:58I almost don't mind that he's just bitten off the end of my finger!
0:26:58 > 0:27:02Oh no, wait - I do.
0:27:02 > 0:27:05HE SCREAMS
0:27:09 > 0:27:11ALL TALK AT ONCE
0:27:11 > 0:27:14..the fingerprinting on these knobs with the bits...
0:27:14 > 0:27:18There was no discussion about the fingerprinting!
0:27:18 > 0:27:22- I've got the fingers right here! - PHONE RINGS
0:27:23 > 0:27:26Hello, Hotel Trubble?
0:27:26 > 0:27:30- Can you stop shouting?- Stop shouting!
0:27:30 > 0:27:33# Hotel Trubble forever
0:27:33 > 0:27:38# It's the pits and we know we're stuck but we love it
0:27:38 > 0:27:40# Hotel Trubble forever
0:27:40 > 0:27:45# We're a team, staying calm, on and on, so the hotel survives
0:27:45 > 0:27:49# Trubble Trubble, keep the hotel alive. #