0:00:02 > 0:00:05Welcome to Hotel Trubble. Meet Sally, our receptionist.
0:00:05 > 0:00:08People trying to have a conversation here.
0:00:08 > 0:00:11And this is Lenny. He's a man of many talents.
0:00:12 > 0:00:17This is Dolly. She's Mr Trubble's...ahem...fiancee.
0:00:17 > 0:00:20And this is Mrs Poshington. The new cleaner.
0:00:20 > 0:00:24Which just leaves me, Jamie. I'm the bellboy.
0:00:24 > 0:00:27# Hotel Trubble forever
0:00:27 > 0:00:30# It's the pits And we know we're stuck
0:00:30 > 0:00:32# But we love it
0:00:32 > 0:00:34# Hotel Trubble forever
0:00:34 > 0:00:36# We're a team staying calm
0:00:36 > 0:00:37# Arm in arm
0:00:37 > 0:00:39# So the hotel survives
0:00:39 > 0:00:41# Trubble Trubble
0:00:41 > 0:00:44# Keep the hotel alive! #
0:00:44 > 0:00:46Right, team!
0:00:46 > 0:00:49As you know, this afternoon we have our second visit
0:00:49 > 0:00:52from the hotel inspector, Miss Beasley.
0:00:54 > 0:01:00Today, the 23rd June, is a big day in Hotel Trubble's history.
0:01:00 > 0:01:04IF it goes badly, it won't have a future.
0:01:04 > 0:01:0623rd June?
0:01:06 > 0:01:11Now, I want this hotel in tip-top shape.
0:01:11 > 0:01:12We need...
0:01:12 > 0:01:13Where'd Lenny go?
0:01:13 > 0:01:15Was he here?
0:01:17 > 0:01:18Last time...
0:01:20 > 0:01:25..she found 526 things about our hotel that were...
0:01:25 > 0:01:27HE GULPS
0:01:27 > 0:01:29..unsatisfactory.
0:01:29 > 0:01:36'Unsatisfactory. Unsatisfactory. Unsatisfactory. Unsatisfactory.'
0:01:36 > 0:01:40Ohh, he's having another flashback.
0:01:40 > 0:01:42Should we disturb him?
0:01:42 > 0:01:47Mm...we'll leave it a minute. He was beginning to get on my nerves.
0:01:49 > 0:01:54'Unsatisfactory. Unsatisfactory. Unsatisfactory.'
0:02:34 > 0:02:38It's good for the posture. Supposed to be good for the posture...
0:02:38 > 0:02:39SNAP!
0:02:40 > 0:02:44- I mean, that's never happened before.- No, I'm sure.
0:02:48 > 0:02:49CREAK! SQUEAK!
0:02:49 > 0:02:51- Oh...- Erm...
0:02:51 > 0:02:54OK, don't worry about that. I've got you...
0:02:54 > 0:02:56Just give me your hands.
0:02:56 > 0:02:58Give me your hands...
0:02:58 > 0:03:01There we go. Pulling you up. I haven't got you.
0:03:01 > 0:03:03I haven't got you at all...
0:03:06 > 0:03:08HANDLE CREAKS
0:03:10 > 0:03:11Oh!
0:03:19 > 0:03:20Argh!
0:03:20 > 0:03:23- What are you doing?!- She was sitting on the bed one second
0:03:23 > 0:03:26- and then she just fell in! - Get me out!
0:03:38 > 0:03:40HOOVERING
0:03:44 > 0:03:46SUCKING
0:03:52 > 0:03:56OK, Sally, you're here. Good. We need your help.
0:03:56 > 0:03:58Get that side, I'll get this side.
0:04:00 > 0:04:02Get me out of here!
0:04:02 > 0:04:04OK, we're going to get you out.
0:04:07 > 0:04:08We're wrecking the bed!
0:04:11 > 0:04:12Oh...
0:04:15 > 0:04:18- I've got you. Are you all right? - Yes, thank you...
0:04:27 > 0:04:29- I just need to talk to you...- Jamie!
0:04:29 > 0:04:31SMACK! CRASH!
0:04:31 > 0:04:35- No, please!- Get out of my kitchen, Jamie! What are you doing here?
0:04:43 > 0:04:47HE SOBS
0:04:47 > 0:04:49Why?!
0:04:49 > 0:04:51'Unsatisfactory.. Unsatisfactory...
0:04:51 > 0:04:55'Unsatisfactory... Unsatisfactory... Unsatisfactory...
0:04:55 > 0:04:57All right, that's enough. Mrs P.
0:05:00 > 0:05:02Eugh!
0:05:02 > 0:05:04AS I was saying, get back to cleaning.
0:05:04 > 0:05:08I want this place looking brand-new when she gets here.
0:05:08 > 0:05:10I'm a cleaner. Not miracle worker.
0:05:12 > 0:05:14PHONE BEEPS
0:05:15 > 0:05:17Hello, Hotel Trubble.
0:05:17 > 0:05:20- INDISTINCT GRUMBLING - Yes, Mr Trubble.
0:05:20 > 0:05:25Don't worry. No, we are one million per cent ready for this inspection.
0:05:25 > 0:05:29ANGRY GRUMBLING
0:05:29 > 0:05:35Yeah. Absolutely. We have sorted out the problems with the ants.
0:05:35 > 0:05:36PATTER OF TINY FEET
0:05:36 > 0:05:38(I thought you'd dealt with the ants!)
0:05:38 > 0:05:39I did.
0:05:42 > 0:05:43Yes...
0:05:43 > 0:05:45GRUMBLING CONTINUES
0:05:45 > 0:05:48Yes, of course. OK. Bye-bye... Bye.
0:05:49 > 0:05:53You haven't got rid of the ants. They're stealing the furniture!
0:05:53 > 0:05:54I never said I got rid of them.
0:05:54 > 0:05:57I dealt with them. I've been training them.
0:05:57 > 0:06:01- What?- I saw it in a magazine. I've been training them to do feng shui.
0:06:01 > 0:06:05It's the ancient Chinese art of aligning stuff to make the place
0:06:05 > 0:06:07feel more relaxed and harmonious.
0:06:07 > 0:06:10It's not working. I don't feel relaxed.
0:06:10 > 0:06:13Think how much more stressed you'd be
0:06:13 > 0:06:15if it wasn't for the hard work of those ants.
0:06:15 > 0:06:20OK. Let me get this straight. Ants are doing our interior design.
0:06:20 > 0:06:21Great(!)
0:06:21 > 0:06:25'Ere, there's nothing wrong with ants doing interior design.
0:06:25 > 0:06:28That's antist! You antist pig! Sorry, that's pigist.
0:06:28 > 0:06:30Where did Lenny disappear to?
0:06:30 > 0:06:32Lenny?
0:06:32 > 0:06:34Lenny!
0:06:34 > 0:06:38Honestly! All the hard work I do around here is never appreciated.
0:06:41 > 0:06:44Lenny? Miss Beasley will be here soon
0:06:44 > 0:06:47and I need you to keep moving the potted plants around
0:06:47 > 0:06:50so it looks like we've got more than two.
0:06:51 > 0:06:52That's not straight.
0:06:52 > 0:06:56- Jamie!- Dolly, how do you appear like that?!
0:06:56 > 0:07:00- You're like a ninja!- I need to talk to you about something important.
0:07:00 > 0:07:02Right. Now isn't a good time.
0:07:02 > 0:07:06Listen, you know I've always said that I love all animals,
0:07:06 > 0:07:08- not just the cute ones.- Yeah.
0:07:08 > 0:07:13You remember I told you I'd adopted that mountain lion at the zoo?
0:07:13 > 0:07:16He's so cute with his whiskers, blah, blah, blah...
0:07:16 > 0:07:18'Oh, she doesn't half go on.'
0:07:19 > 0:07:22'That picture still isn't straight.'
0:07:22 > 0:07:23Blah, blah, blah...
0:07:23 > 0:07:27- Jamie, are you listening to me? - Of course, yeah.
0:07:27 > 0:07:30Oh, good. Right, well, you know, I've spoken to the zoo
0:07:30 > 0:07:33and they say they're very happy for us to help them,
0:07:33 > 0:07:36so I'm going to...blah, blah, blah...
0:07:36 > 0:07:39blah, blah, blah, blah...
0:07:39 > 0:07:42'That one isn't straight, either.'
0:07:42 > 0:07:43Blah, blah, blah...
0:07:43 > 0:07:46- Would that be all right, then? - Of course, yes.
0:07:46 > 0:07:49Oh, thank you. I really expected you to make such a fuss.
0:07:49 > 0:07:53- No. You know me, Dolly. Always happy to help.- Oh, thank you.
0:07:57 > 0:08:00Oh, I think... I think this was the only picture
0:08:00 > 0:08:03that was straight in the first place.
0:08:06 > 0:08:11Everything's fine. Everything's fine, innit, eh, Mr Cuddles?
0:08:11 > 0:08:14All I need to do is stay in here and then we can...
0:08:14 > 0:08:16Agh!
0:08:16 > 0:08:18Oh, Lenny. There you are. I was looking for you.
0:08:18 > 0:08:23And then I knocked over the thing and now I'm looking for a mop
0:08:23 > 0:08:26- AND you.- There you go.
0:08:31 > 0:08:32Lenny?
0:08:34 > 0:08:36I have to ask. Why are you hiding in a cupboard?
0:08:36 > 0:08:38- Everything's fine.- Lenny?
0:08:42 > 0:08:45We've been so busy getting ready for this inspection
0:08:45 > 0:08:47that I forgot today was 23rd June.
0:08:47 > 0:08:49What does it matter?
0:08:49 > 0:08:52It matters.
0:08:52 > 0:08:54But it's the big inspection today. I need you.
0:08:54 > 0:08:58Who else will move the potted plants around?
0:08:58 > 0:08:59I am good at that.
0:08:59 > 0:09:02You're kidding? You're brilliant! It's like a jungle half the time.
0:09:08 > 0:09:11You don't understand.
0:09:11 > 0:09:15My family has this horrible secret. On this date every year,
0:09:15 > 0:09:19the men in my family go through this horrible transformation.
0:09:20 > 0:09:24We change...into something completely different.
0:09:24 > 0:09:29A thing so awful, that... Jamie?!
0:09:29 > 0:09:31- Sorry?- I'm trying to tell you my deep, dark secret
0:09:31 > 0:09:34- and you're not listening! - Sorry, Lenny.
0:09:34 > 0:09:37- It's just this picture's crooked... - Jamie!
0:09:37 > 0:09:41Sorry, I can't help myself. It was the same when Dolly was talking...
0:09:41 > 0:09:45Mountain lion...
0:09:45 > 0:09:49in room 426.
0:09:51 > 0:09:52Jamie's acting strange today.
0:09:52 > 0:09:55Yes, Mr Cuddles. He is acting strange today.
0:09:55 > 0:09:58Hold me, Lenny. Mmm...
0:09:58 > 0:10:01Uh-huh...
0:10:01 > 0:10:02Yeah...
0:10:02 > 0:10:04Really?
0:10:04 > 0:10:07Dunno. Yeah...
0:10:07 > 0:10:09Hey! What have I told you?
0:10:09 > 0:10:13I'm not having that plant near my desk. It makes me sneeze.
0:10:14 > 0:10:16ANTS GRUMBLE
0:10:16 > 0:10:20Too right it's going back and I'll have less of the attitude, thanks.
0:10:20 > 0:10:21Carry on.
0:10:21 > 0:10:23Yes. Mm-hm.
0:10:25 > 0:10:30Sally, Sally, Sally. Has Dolly put a lion in room 426?
0:10:30 > 0:10:33Yes. Why did you agree to that?
0:10:33 > 0:10:35I didn't.
0:10:35 > 0:10:36Hmm. Oh, really?
0:10:36 > 0:10:40Dolly thought you might not remember, so she left this.
0:10:42 > 0:10:46'Yeah, yep. Of course you can have a lion in one of our rooms, Dolly.
0:10:46 > 0:10:48'And may I say you're looking lovely today.'
0:10:48 > 0:10:51Wow. I don't remember saying any of that.
0:10:51 > 0:10:54It's on the tape so it must be true, but more importantly,
0:10:54 > 0:10:57there's a man-eating lion in room 426!
0:10:57 > 0:10:59All right, don't panic. Don't panic!
0:10:59 > 0:11:02We just need to fix this before... Argh!
0:11:03 > 0:11:08'Unsatisfactory, unsatisfactory...'
0:11:37 > 0:11:41- Is he all right?- Yeah, he's fine.
0:11:43 > 0:11:45Miss Beasley. Wonderful to see you,
0:11:45 > 0:11:47and may I say you're looking especially lovely today?
0:11:47 > 0:11:53No, you may not. I'm here to close you down... Sorry, re-inspect you,
0:11:53 > 0:11:54and then close you down.
0:11:57 > 0:12:00What a kidder! What a sense of humour.
0:12:00 > 0:12:02I was telling Sally what a lovely sense of humour you had.
0:12:02 > 0:12:05Yeah, you must be great fun at parties.
0:12:05 > 0:12:08I don't like parties. All that dancing, and singing.
0:12:08 > 0:12:10People enjoying themselves.
0:12:10 > 0:12:14It's unsafe. Now, I would like to start my inspection upstairs.
0:12:14 > 0:12:15But the lion...
0:12:15 > 0:12:19- The what?- Or Sally, as she's more commonly known.
0:12:19 > 0:12:21A little pet name I have for her.
0:12:21 > 0:12:23Charming(!)
0:12:23 > 0:12:24She's worked ever so hard.
0:12:24 > 0:12:29Perhaps you would like to start your inspection here in reception?
0:12:29 > 0:12:32- Upstairs.- TV room. - Upstairs.- What about outside?
0:12:32 > 0:12:35Is there any reason why we can't start upstairs?
0:12:35 > 0:12:37No. No, of course not.
0:12:37 > 0:12:40Good.
0:12:40 > 0:12:41SHE KNOCKS
0:12:45 > 0:12:49One down, 525 more stickers to go. Ha-ha(!)
0:12:51 > 0:12:53No, it's just Jamie...
0:12:57 > 0:12:59What should I do, Mr Cuddles?
0:12:59 > 0:13:01You must try to stay away from others.
0:13:01 > 0:13:04The only way from your curse you can protect, hmm?
0:13:04 > 0:13:07When the time comes, will you help restrain me?
0:13:07 > 0:13:08Strong I may be, Lenny,
0:13:08 > 0:13:12but restrain you from the monster you will become, I cannot.
0:13:12 > 0:13:13Generation after generation
0:13:13 > 0:13:16fall victim to the mighty alter-egos of the Lemon males.
0:13:16 > 0:13:18Can nothing be done?
0:13:18 > 0:13:21No, beyond your control, it is.
0:13:21 > 0:13:22Turn the world must,
0:13:22 > 0:13:26and so it is that the day must yet again become 23rd June.
0:13:26 > 0:13:28This is the worst thing to ever happen to me.
0:13:28 > 0:13:31- Worse things there are in this world.- Like what?
0:13:31 > 0:13:33- I am your father.- What?!
0:13:33 > 0:13:35Nothing.
0:13:35 > 0:13:37Lenny, look at your hand.
0:13:39 > 0:13:42Here begins your destiny.
0:13:42 > 0:13:45Oh, Mr Cuddles, it's beginning to happen.
0:13:45 > 0:13:50Oh, help! Help me, Mr Cuddles! Please!
0:13:50 > 0:13:52Argh!
0:13:52 > 0:13:54Help! Somebody help!
0:13:54 > 0:13:56Help me!
0:14:02 > 0:14:03Don't worry.
0:14:03 > 0:14:05That's been fixed.
0:14:16 > 0:14:18See?
0:14:18 > 0:14:19Absolutely fine.
0:14:27 > 0:14:32- Sally?- Ohh! There goes one hour. - I've got a problem with Tiddles.
0:14:33 > 0:14:35Tiddles...?
0:14:35 > 0:14:37The lion. What does he eat?
0:14:37 > 0:14:40People. Just one of the many reasons why we shouldn't have one.
0:14:43 > 0:14:45It is I...
0:14:45 > 0:14:50Don Juan Manuel Gonzalez Alfredo Peperami Extra Cheese De Lenny,
0:14:50 > 0:14:52the world's most charming man.
0:14:55 > 0:14:57Who is that?
0:14:57 > 0:15:01- It's Lenny in a mask.- You are the most charming woman I've ever seen.
0:15:01 > 0:15:06- Ohh!- This'll be that terrible family curse he told me about earlier.
0:15:06 > 0:15:09Your eyes sparkle like broken glass.
0:15:09 > 0:15:14Once a year, he turns into this crazy Don Juan de Lenny character,
0:15:14 > 0:15:18like a werewolf, except instead of getting all hairy, he gets all...
0:15:18 > 0:15:22Your lips are like lovely pieces of bacon.
0:15:22 > 0:15:24..like this.
0:15:24 > 0:15:26He certainly is very different.
0:15:26 > 0:15:29Come, my love. Let us dance the tango.
0:15:32 > 0:15:37Apparently, when he's like this, he falls in love
0:15:37 > 0:15:38with the first woman he sees.
0:15:40 > 0:15:42Well, right up until...
0:15:43 > 0:15:45Oh!
0:15:45 > 0:15:48..the second woman he sees. Then the third, the fourth, and on and on...
0:15:48 > 0:15:51You are the most beautiful woman in the world.
0:15:51 > 0:15:53Charming(!)
0:15:53 > 0:15:55Behave yourself, Lenny.
0:15:55 > 0:15:57I love you more than life itself.
0:15:57 > 0:15:59More than the air I breathe.
0:15:59 > 0:16:02More...more than cheese and pickle crisps. Mwah!
0:16:02 > 0:16:05You do now want to know where that glove has been.
0:16:05 > 0:16:08Your eyes, your eyes are like...
0:16:08 > 0:16:11like two shiny door knobs.
0:16:11 > 0:16:12Behave!
0:16:12 > 0:16:15Your lips are like two lovely... Oh!
0:16:15 > 0:16:19- Something has gone wrong, my love. I cannot see you.- People today!
0:16:22 > 0:16:26Now, room 102, where we've also fixed all the problems you found.
0:16:26 > 0:16:27I'll be the judge of that.
0:16:27 > 0:16:29Oh, yes, of course.
0:16:29 > 0:16:32I'm sure you'll find everything absolutely...
0:16:32 > 0:16:34absolutely fine.
0:16:36 > 0:16:38HE LAUGHS
0:16:38 > 0:16:40CLATTERING
0:16:44 > 0:16:47SQUEAKING
0:16:50 > 0:16:52- Are you all right?- Yeah.
0:16:52 > 0:16:57Yeah, I played football yesterday, so...just stretching my muscles.
0:16:57 > 0:16:59You're a very odd man.
0:16:59 > 0:17:02- I'll take that as a compliment. - Wasn't meant as one.
0:17:02 > 0:17:06Well, if you just head out to the hall, I'll just finish stretching
0:17:06 > 0:17:09- and I'll meet you out there.- OK.
0:17:17 > 0:17:18OK, great.
0:17:18 > 0:17:21- So, as you can see... - CRASHING
0:17:21 > 0:17:22Er...what was that?
0:17:23 > 0:17:25Sorry about that.
0:17:25 > 0:17:28Um, I had a curry after football yesterday
0:17:28 > 0:17:30and it really hasn't agreed with me.
0:17:30 > 0:17:32- CLATTERING - Whooh!
0:17:32 > 0:17:34HE LAUGHS
0:17:34 > 0:17:36So...moving on...
0:17:36 > 0:17:39Next, I'd like to go to room 426.
0:17:39 > 0:17:42- ROAR! - But what about the lion?
0:17:42 > 0:17:44- I beg your pardon?- I mean...
0:17:44 > 0:17:45the lino.
0:17:45 > 0:17:48We're just finishing off a little work on room 426.
0:17:48 > 0:17:50But all your rooms are carpeted.
0:17:51 > 0:17:53Exactly.
0:17:53 > 0:17:56Which is why we're taking the lino out.
0:17:56 > 0:17:59You just can't get the staff these days.
0:17:59 > 0:18:02You haven't seem room 104 yet.
0:18:02 > 0:18:04Lots of problems in there, I bet!
0:18:05 > 0:18:08ROAR!
0:18:08 > 0:18:10- Ahh! On second thoughts... - What was that?
0:18:10 > 0:18:12Um...
0:18:12 > 0:18:15my stomach is making some really odd noises today.
0:18:15 > 0:18:17ROARING
0:18:17 > 0:18:21Oh! I'm just going to nip in here and use the bathroom. You know...
0:18:21 > 0:18:23SQUEAKS
0:18:23 > 0:18:26- But you said we were going to check the room.- Yes...
0:18:26 > 0:18:29but you said you wanted to check room 426.
0:18:29 > 0:18:31And who am I to try and stop you, huh?
0:18:31 > 0:18:34What Miss Beasley wants, Miss Beasley gets.
0:18:34 > 0:18:37- Why can't I check that room? - Of course you can. Um...
0:18:37 > 0:18:41but you might want to give it a few minutes. This could be a bit...
0:18:41 > 0:18:43ohh!
0:18:43 > 0:18:48Why don't you go this way. Room 426. Off you go.
0:18:49 > 0:18:51- ROARING - Oh!
0:18:51 > 0:18:56Oh, me and spicy food, I could tell you some stories!
0:18:59 > 0:19:00ROARING
0:19:00 > 0:19:04Ouch! Oh, no! That really hurt! No!
0:19:04 > 0:19:09No, not the arms! Not the arms! Ah!
0:19:09 > 0:19:12Thank you so much, you're an angel.
0:19:12 > 0:19:14Yeah, yeah. Stop moving.
0:19:17 > 0:19:18SHE SIGHS
0:19:18 > 0:19:20Well, that did it.
0:19:20 > 0:19:23You are my saviour, I love you more than I can say.
0:19:23 > 0:19:27- So don't.- Your hair is like... - Oh, don't start!
0:19:27 > 0:19:32Is like a field of potatoes, your nose is like a lovely little turnip.
0:19:32 > 0:19:34I warned you.
0:19:34 > 0:19:35Your lips, your lips are like...
0:19:35 > 0:19:37HE SPLUTTERS
0:19:37 > 0:19:39Oh, boy.
0:19:39 > 0:19:42I thought you said the lion was in room 426?
0:19:42 > 0:19:43Your eyes are like...
0:19:43 > 0:19:45He was, but Dolly moved him to room 104.
0:19:45 > 0:19:49- Why?- Your ears are like... - He didn't like the view.
0:19:49 > 0:19:53OK, well, look, I've moved him now to room 102.
0:19:53 > 0:19:56Where he broke a lamp... and a wardrobe and a table.
0:19:57 > 0:20:01- Your hair...- Is it a lion or an interior decorator?
0:20:02 > 0:20:04What's going on with Lenny?
0:20:04 > 0:20:07Oh, it's that family curse, didn't he tell you about it?
0:20:09 > 0:20:11On this day every year,
0:20:11 > 0:20:14the men in my family go through this horrible transformation...
0:20:14 > 0:20:18MUSIC: Gallery Theme from Vision On
0:20:21 > 0:20:24I've really got to get over that picture thing.
0:20:24 > 0:20:28And that... That is how much I love you.
0:20:28 > 0:20:31- All right, Lenny, relax.- Who is this Lenny character you speak of?
0:20:31 > 0:20:38I am Don Juan Manuel Alfredo Gonzalo Ignacio Peperami Extra Cheese...
0:20:38 > 0:20:41De Lenny, and I love this woman.
0:20:43 > 0:20:47OK, Lenny, that's fine. Just leave Sally alone, yeah?
0:20:47 > 0:20:49Wait a minute, I see what is going on here.
0:20:49 > 0:20:53You're trying to keep us apart so you can have her for yourself!
0:20:53 > 0:20:56What?! Don't be... I mean...
0:20:56 > 0:21:01Sally and I are friends, but... she's not really my type.
0:21:01 > 0:21:04I mean, the hair thing and...the teeth thing...
0:21:04 > 0:21:08You protest too much, I shall... I shall fight you for her.
0:21:08 > 0:21:13Just... One... OK, forget that.
0:21:13 > 0:21:16Choose your weapon, sir.
0:21:16 > 0:21:18OK, cream pies.
0:21:18 > 0:21:21Ah, cream pies is a good choice.
0:21:21 > 0:21:24You wait here and Don Juan De Lenny will be back...
0:21:24 > 0:21:26with the cream pies.
0:21:26 > 0:21:28FLAMENCO TAPS FEET Hey!
0:21:28 > 0:21:32Well, that should keep him busy. That is one crazy family curse,
0:21:32 > 0:21:35I mean, he is crazy!
0:21:35 > 0:21:37All that stuff about you and me,
0:21:37 > 0:21:39it's mad, isn't it?
0:21:41 > 0:21:43What's wrong with my teeth?
0:21:43 > 0:21:47Oh... No, nothing's wrong with your teeth. I just...
0:21:47 > 0:21:51Jamie, there you are, you... You prankster, you!
0:21:51 > 0:21:56- I'm sorry?- Moving Tiddles like that! I was worried, but I found her.
0:21:56 > 0:22:00And I decided that rather than just guess what she wanted for dinner,
0:22:00 > 0:22:02I'd bring her down and let her pick.
0:22:04 > 0:22:05The lion is in the kitchen?
0:22:05 > 0:22:08- You're kidding?- No, I ain't LION!
0:22:08 > 0:22:11- You're not kidding. - Didn't Chef mind?
0:22:11 > 0:22:14Oh, no, he's fast asleep. Isn't he such a nice man?
0:22:14 > 0:22:17Oh, he'll be fine about it. Laters!
0:22:19 > 0:22:21- A lion...- And the chef...
0:22:21 > 0:22:23- Together...- In the kitchen.
0:22:23 > 0:22:24This can't get any worse.
0:22:25 > 0:22:27- Right.- Argh!
0:22:27 > 0:22:28I'm ready to inspect the kitchen.
0:22:28 > 0:22:30Whatever happened to you?
0:22:30 > 0:22:34- My love affair with curry is over! - PHRRRRPT!
0:22:35 > 0:22:37Yes. Well, come on.
0:22:37 > 0:22:39Shouldn't we leave that to last?
0:22:39 > 0:22:42- I've done everything else. - What about the broom cupboards?- Yes.
0:22:42 > 0:22:47- A-ha! Two of them. - Three, actually - all done.
0:22:47 > 0:22:50- What about a nice cup of tea? - No, thank you.- Piggyback?- What?
0:22:50 > 0:22:53- Would you like a piggyback?- No! - Everyone loves a piggyback!
0:22:53 > 0:22:56- Hop on!- If you don't get out of my way immediately,
0:22:56 > 0:22:59I shall fail this hotel right here and now.
0:23:01 > 0:23:04OK... OK.
0:23:10 > 0:23:12ROARING AND SCREAMING
0:23:13 > 0:23:14SMASH!
0:23:16 > 0:23:17- CHEF:- Get off of me!
0:23:17 > 0:23:22- I liked working here.- Yeah, it was better than having a normal job.
0:23:22 > 0:23:25SHOUTING AND SCREAMING
0:23:31 > 0:23:33- Sally?- Yeah?
0:23:35 > 0:23:40Seeing as this is the end... I just wanted to say that...
0:23:40 > 0:23:43Ha-ha! Don Juan De Lenny has taken you by surprise.
0:23:43 > 0:23:46- Take that!- Oh, great(!)
0:23:46 > 0:23:49Where did he even find cream pies?
0:23:49 > 0:23:51And that!
0:23:52 > 0:23:56There is a demented wild animal in there.
0:23:56 > 0:23:59And he's fighting with a lion!
0:23:59 > 0:24:02- CHEF:- Wait till you try my souffle!
0:24:02 > 0:24:05That the kind of thing that would fail an inspection?
0:24:05 > 0:24:10Yes, absolutely nothing can make me change my mind.
0:24:12 > 0:24:15- How about a lovely cream pie?- No.
0:24:18 > 0:24:23You are the most ravishingly beautiful creature I have ever seen.
0:24:23 > 0:24:24Not now, Lenny!
0:24:24 > 0:24:26You make my heart beat,
0:24:26 > 0:24:30like when you think you're about to sneeze and you don't and you're like,
0:24:30 > 0:24:32"I thought I was going to sneeze."
0:24:32 > 0:24:35- OK, Lenny, that's enough. - No! No, they cannot keep us apart,
0:24:35 > 0:24:37we are meant to be together,
0:24:37 > 0:24:40like thunder and lightning, jelly and ice cream, Ant and Dec.
0:24:40 > 0:24:42Tell me you feel the same.
0:24:42 > 0:24:48- I do.- You do?- I do! You're the man of my dreams!
0:24:48 > 0:24:53- I'm glad you feel the same!- I love you, from your funny-shaped face
0:24:53 > 0:24:58- to your big, gangly feet.- Maybe we should just calm down a...- No!
0:24:58 > 0:25:04- You're going to be mine forever! And ever and ever!- Help me!
0:25:04 > 0:25:07- Maybe you... - Stay away from me! He's mine!
0:25:07 > 0:25:11No! No! Come back here!
0:25:11 > 0:25:13SHE ROARS
0:25:18 > 0:25:22I think we should see other people. I love you as a friend.
0:25:22 > 0:25:23It's not you, it's me!
0:25:24 > 0:25:27SHE ROARS
0:25:27 > 0:25:30Aaaargh!
0:25:30 > 0:25:32ROARING
0:25:32 > 0:25:35Aaaaaaaargh!
0:25:35 > 0:25:36Should we do something?
0:25:36 > 0:25:40Never get involved in somebody else's relationship - rule number one.
0:25:40 > 0:25:43Aaaargh! SMASH!
0:25:43 > 0:25:46I don't think you can call that a relationship.
0:25:46 > 0:25:50Oh, please hide me, she is a crazy lady. Oh!
0:25:52 > 0:25:53Where is he?
0:25:53 > 0:25:55You can't keep him from me!
0:25:55 > 0:25:56Enough's enough!
0:25:58 > 0:26:00See if that will put the fire out.
0:26:05 > 0:26:08Oh, no. It happened again, didn't it?
0:26:08 > 0:26:12PLEASE don't tell them, I'll get fired!
0:26:13 > 0:26:18- I'm on a last warning.- Don't worry, your secret's safe with us.
0:26:18 > 0:26:21And on a completely separate and unrelated note,
0:26:21 > 0:26:25- how did we do in the inspection? - Oh, top marks, top marks.
0:26:25 > 0:26:28- This is a first-rate hotel.- Yes!
0:26:28 > 0:26:31- Could I just have a...- No! - Just for one minute?
0:26:31 > 0:26:33Boys! Feng shui this lady.
0:26:33 > 0:26:35I just want to give him my number.
0:26:35 > 0:26:38PATTER OF TINY FEET
0:26:38 > 0:26:39Are those ants?
0:26:40 > 0:26:44You're just imagining things because of all the stress.
0:26:45 > 0:26:46I do need a holiday.
0:26:49 > 0:26:54- Wow! You're good.- Yep, I am, Jamie.
0:26:54 > 0:26:59- And...I have perfect teeth. - BING!
0:26:59 > 0:27:04Oh, Chef and Tiddles are getting on like a house on fire.
0:27:04 > 0:27:08Playing fetch with a spud. I told you that lion would be no trouble.
0:27:10 > 0:27:15- Oh! Oh! Oh, my head. - Are you OK, fella?
0:27:15 > 0:27:20What happened? I didn't transform, did I?
0:27:20 > 0:27:23- No.- Nope.
0:27:23 > 0:27:25PHONE RINGS
0:27:25 > 0:27:28Hello, Hotel Trubble?
0:27:29 > 0:27:31What's happened to my clothes?
0:27:33 > 0:27:35# Hotel Trubble forever
0:27:35 > 0:27:37# It's the pits
0:27:37 > 0:27:39# And we know we're stuck
0:27:39 > 0:27:41# But we love it
0:27:41 > 0:27:43# Hotel Trubble forever
0:27:43 > 0:27:44# We're a team
0:27:44 > 0:27:46# Staying calm, arm in arm
0:27:46 > 0:27:48# So the hotel survives
0:27:48 > 0:27:50# Trubble, Trubble!
0:27:50 > 0:27:52# Keep the hotel alive. #