0:00:02 > 0:00:05Welcome to Hotel Trubble. Meet Sally, our receptionist.
0:00:05 > 0:00:08People, trying to have a conversation here!
0:00:08 > 0:00:12And this is Lenny. He's a man of many talents.
0:00:12 > 0:00:17This is Dolly, she's Mr Trubble's, ahem, fiance.
0:00:17 > 0:00:20And this is Mrs Poshington, the new cleaner.
0:00:20 > 0:00:24Which just leaves me Jamie, I'm the bellboy.
0:00:24 > 0:00:27# Hotel Trubble forever
0:00:27 > 0:00:29# It's the pits and we know it
0:00:29 > 0:00:32# We're stuck but we love it
0:00:32 > 0:00:34# Hotel Trubble forever
0:00:34 > 0:00:37# We're a team staying calm Arm in arm
0:00:37 > 0:00:39# So the hotel survives
0:00:39 > 0:00:41# Trubble, Trubble
0:00:41 > 0:00:44# Keep the hotel alive. #
0:00:44 > 0:00:47Oh, Lenny, that was so good!
0:00:47 > 0:00:51I know, even after the 32nd time it was still AMAZING!
0:00:51 > 0:00:53I didn't even realise we'd seen it that many times.
0:00:58 > 0:01:00Steve Actor is the one to watch
0:01:00 > 0:01:02in Outer Space Space Aliens
0:01:02 > 0:01:04From Outer Space.
0:01:04 > 0:01:07With Steve Actor doing his ACTING!
0:01:08 > 0:01:12So moving, classy, sophisticated...
0:01:13 > 0:01:16Oh, Sally! Guess where we've been?
0:01:16 > 0:01:18I know where, the cinema.
0:01:18 > 0:01:21- No, no, no! Go on, guess! - The cinema?- No! The cinema!
0:01:21 > 0:01:24You'll have to excuse Lenny, Sally,
0:01:24 > 0:01:27he's just seen the best film EVER for the 32nd time!
0:01:27 > 0:01:32- What film is that, then?- Outer Space Space Aliens From Outer Space!
0:01:33 > 0:01:38Not that stupid LOSER science fiction film about boring loser aliens
0:01:38 > 0:01:43that only GEEKY losers would ever want to see?
0:01:43 > 0:01:44Erm...yeah!
0:01:44 > 0:01:47You geeky loser!
0:01:47 > 0:01:49Go and see a gooder film next time.
0:01:49 > 0:01:53- We've just been... - Didn't you see that film?
0:01:53 > 0:01:55- Me? No, no, I didn't see it.- Jamie?!
0:01:55 > 0:01:57Shhh, Lenny! Sally's talking.
0:01:57 > 0:01:59So, what did you see?
0:01:59 > 0:02:03Er, I just, I went to see another film.
0:02:03 > 0:02:06It was much more powerful and thought-provoking.
0:02:06 > 0:02:08Well, it says here that
0:02:08 > 0:02:12the only other film being shown in the cinema is,
0:02:12 > 0:02:15"Fluffy Bunny Two: Fluffy Gets Fluffier"?
0:02:15 > 0:02:17That what you went to see?
0:02:20 > 0:02:21If you loved Fluffy Bunny,
0:02:21 > 0:02:24then you're going to love Fluffy Bunny Two
0:02:24 > 0:02:27and all his FLUFFY friends!
0:02:29 > 0:02:31Yep. I went, I went to see that.
0:02:32 > 0:02:35Ugh! You're both just as weird as each other!
0:02:35 > 0:02:37Thanks, Sally!
0:02:37 > 0:02:40Dolly said not to forget the staff meeting.
0:02:40 > 0:02:45- She's revealing her idea for the Special Event Weekend.- Oh!
0:02:45 > 0:02:47I hate those weekends!
0:02:47 > 0:02:50Mr Trubble always goes with her ideas and they end up being rubbish!
0:02:50 > 0:02:54Remember the Relaxing Spa Weekend?
0:02:54 > 0:02:56What was relaxing about that?
0:03:01 > 0:03:06Get filing, Jamie, and then see to my corns!
0:03:16 > 0:03:22Oh...I have seen some horrors!
0:03:27 > 0:03:31Next item on the agenda is the special event weekend.
0:03:31 > 0:03:33Anyone got any ideas?
0:03:33 > 0:03:38- I'm assuming ideas we come up with will be ignored?- Correct.- Then, no.
0:03:38 > 0:03:41Unless there are any objections, I think...
0:03:41 > 0:03:44- PHONE RINGING - Ooh, it's Mr Trubble! Shh.
0:03:44 > 0:03:45Hi, Trubbly wubbly!
0:03:45 > 0:03:50- I'm just about to tell everybody my great idea... - ANGRY SHOUTING
0:03:50 > 0:03:56Yes, I see, right. Of course, my darling schnooky-lumps!
0:03:56 > 0:03:57Yes, I'll tell 'em!
0:03:57 > 0:04:01No, you hang up! You hang up! Y...
0:04:01 > 0:04:04Oh, he, er, hung up.
0:04:04 > 0:04:07- Something wrong, Dolly? - No! Not all at all.
0:04:07 > 0:04:10My darling Mr Trubble thinks,
0:04:10 > 0:04:12although my idea's are always the best,
0:04:12 > 0:04:18that one of you should choose the theme for the Special Event Weekend.
0:04:18 > 0:04:20Wonderful! I've had an idea...
0:04:20 > 0:04:24- Not you, Antiques Roadshow! - How rude!
0:04:24 > 0:04:26Jamie, Sally and Lenny,
0:04:26 > 0:04:31he wants one of you to come up with the idea to attract a young,
0:04:31 > 0:04:36cool audience, which apparently I don't know ANYTHING about!
0:04:36 > 0:04:41So, come on then, seeing as you're always moaning about my ideas,
0:04:41 > 0:04:42let's hear yours!
0:04:42 > 0:04:45Nothing? OK, I'll call back Mr Trubble
0:04:45 > 0:04:49and tell him we're going ahead with my Relaxing Spa idea.
0:04:49 > 0:04:54No, wait! Erm, Lenny, you had that idea earlier, remember?
0:04:54 > 0:04:56- Did I?- (Yes.)
0:04:57 > 0:05:02Oh, yes! I said I reckon if I practised really, really hard,
0:05:02 > 0:05:06I might just be able to lick my own eyeballs!
0:05:06 > 0:05:10No, not that one, the other one! What was it?
0:05:10 > 0:05:13Something about the film? With aliens in it?
0:05:13 > 0:05:17Oh, not Outer Space Space Aliens From Space?
0:05:17 > 0:05:21I forget the title if I'm honest, I think that's the gist.
0:05:21 > 0:05:24Outer Space Space Aliens From Space!
0:05:24 > 0:05:28We could do a whole weekend based on Sci-Fi films like that!
0:05:28 > 0:05:31- It would be brilliant! - It would be AWFUL!
0:05:31 > 0:05:34This place would be overrun with sweaty nerds
0:05:34 > 0:05:37dressed in ridiculous outfits!
0:05:37 > 0:05:40Rubbish! What do you think, Dolly?
0:05:40 > 0:05:44I...actually think it's a FANTASTIC idea!
0:05:44 > 0:05:45Yeah?!
0:05:45 > 0:05:47GREAT!
0:05:47 > 0:05:51For Lenny, I mean, be great for Lenny
0:05:51 > 0:05:56- cos it's what HE really wants, you know.- Yes! That's settled then.
0:05:56 > 0:06:03You lot organise the, er, Science-Fiction Space Aliens weekend
0:06:03 > 0:06:08and I'll report back to Mr T the news what great job you're doing!
0:06:08 > 0:06:11Oh, yes! Thanks, Dolly, you won't regret this!
0:06:11 > 0:06:14Oh, Space aliens!...
0:06:14 > 0:06:17Ah, look at that sci-fi sausage go!
0:06:17 > 0:06:22Ah! Oh, well, this is going to be REALLY boring,
0:06:22 > 0:06:26but I guess I'll just have to help Lenny, so...
0:06:26 > 0:06:28It's going to be so BORING isn't it?
0:06:31 > 0:06:32Er, Dolly,
0:06:32 > 0:06:37you seem unusually enthusiastic about this alien nonsense.
0:06:37 > 0:06:40- Oh, yes, wonderful idea! - SHE TINGS
0:06:42 > 0:06:46Well, I can't believe you've agreed to it!
0:06:46 > 0:06:51I don't like the thought of aliens. Not since...
0:06:51 > 0:06:53EERIE MUSIC
0:06:53 > 0:06:58Look, Mrs P, we both know it's a terrible idea.
0:06:58 > 0:07:02In fact, it's SO bad, the whole weekend will be a complete disaster!
0:07:02 > 0:07:06And...soon Mr Trubble will realise his mistake
0:07:06 > 0:07:10and revert all decisions back to yours truly!
0:07:10 > 0:07:14Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-haaa!
0:07:18 > 0:07:20What ARE you staring at?!
0:07:20 > 0:07:27A few days later in a hotel far, far away...
0:07:27 > 0:07:31Well, actually, Hotel Trubble, which isn't that far at all.
0:07:37 > 0:07:38Wow!
0:07:38 > 0:07:42She looks like the beautiful alien Princess Aurora
0:07:42 > 0:07:47- from Outer Space Space Aliens. - From space?- That's the one.
0:07:47 > 0:07:52For someone who didn't see that film, you seem to know a lot about it!
0:07:52 > 0:07:56Yeah, well, er... Lenny told me all I need to know!
0:07:58 > 0:08:02And, erm, he once gave me some of the action figures...
0:08:02 > 0:08:05which I didn't keep unopened in the packaging
0:08:05 > 0:08:10and definitely did throw away and not put out on display in my room!
0:08:12 > 0:08:15Right, we're going to re-enact the famous scene
0:08:15 > 0:08:19- from Outer Space Space Aliens From Space! - THEY LAUGH
0:08:19 > 0:08:24- The bit where the stranded aliens try to contact the Mother Ship! - THEY LAUGH
0:08:24 > 0:08:29- I'm just going to turn on my communications portal. - SCREECHING
0:08:29 > 0:08:32Sorry about that!
0:08:32 > 0:08:38OK, let's perform the Planetary Dance of the Wahahoohoo Galaxy!
0:08:38 > 0:08:39- THEY CHEER - Yeah!
0:08:39 > 0:08:41JAUNTY SIXTIES MUSIC
0:08:46 > 0:08:52- I've never seen so many losers in my whole entire life! Ridiculous!- Geeks!
0:08:52 > 0:08:55Were you just doing the dance?
0:09:00 > 0:09:03Seriously, this is starting to freak me out a bit!
0:09:03 > 0:09:08You're right to be freaked out, Sally. Aliens are not to be trusted!
0:09:08 > 0:09:09I should know!
0:09:09 > 0:09:11Why's that, Mrs P?
0:09:11 > 0:09:15Well, I've never told anyone this but...
0:09:17 > 0:09:20Many years ago, I was captured by aliens
0:09:20 > 0:09:23and beamed aboard their spaceship.
0:09:23 > 0:09:26They wanted to make me their alien queen,
0:09:26 > 0:09:29but somehow I managed to escape!
0:09:29 > 0:09:33And from that day to this, I have never forgotten them.
0:09:33 > 0:09:35Neither has Sirius!
0:09:35 > 0:09:38He's scared stiff at the sight of aliens. Look!
0:09:38 > 0:09:40MEOWING
0:09:40 > 0:09:45- That's great to get into character, but could you tone it down?- Fine!
0:09:45 > 0:09:49Don't believe us then! Come along, Sirius.
0:09:49 > 0:09:53We know the truth don't we? Yes.
0:09:53 > 0:09:56EERIE MUSIC
0:09:56 > 0:09:58Alien Chancellor, hear my cry!
0:09:58 > 0:10:03Beam down your warriors through the portal in the sky!
0:10:04 > 0:10:07Oh, that could be the aliens coming now.
0:10:07 > 0:10:09Settle down everyone, nice work.
0:10:09 > 0:10:12I'll see you later for the costume competition.
0:10:14 > 0:10:15Er, nice. High-five!
0:10:15 > 0:10:19Yes, nice costume, yes! Nice!
0:10:19 > 0:10:22Woo-hoo! Outer space aliens!
0:10:22 > 0:10:25ELECTRONIC BOOM
0:10:38 > 0:10:40ELECTRONIC INTERFERENCE
0:10:40 > 0:10:43'Ello mate! 'Ow's it going? Ack!
0:10:43 > 0:10:45MICROPHONE INTERFERENCE
0:10:45 > 0:10:47- POLITELY:- Hello, I'm from Planet Splurg!
0:10:47 > 0:10:49Nah! Ah!
0:10:51 > 0:10:53Allo? Je viens du le Planet Splurg!
0:10:53 > 0:10:56- Nah! - MICROPHONE INTERFERENCE
0:10:56 > 0:10:57- POSH ACCENT:- Hello there!
0:10:57 > 0:11:01That's more like it! Perhaps with a dash more...
0:11:01 > 0:11:02Evil!
0:11:02 > 0:11:05- SINISTER VOICE:- Yes, that's the one.
0:11:07 > 0:11:09Citizens of Planet Splurg.
0:11:09 > 0:11:12This pitiful planet is as disgusting as I remember it!
0:11:15 > 0:11:20But, there is a concentrated amount of precious power minerals
0:11:20 > 0:11:21stored in this location.
0:11:21 > 0:11:25I shall take hold of it swiftly, and return!
0:11:25 > 0:11:27HE CACKLES EVILLY
0:11:28 > 0:11:31RHYTHMIC ELECTRONIC THROBBING
0:11:43 > 0:11:47Hmm! Clearly the human race has evolved since I was last here.
0:11:47 > 0:11:50I must proceed with caution!
0:11:51 > 0:11:55Hello, welcome to Hotel Trubble. Can I take your name, please?
0:11:55 > 0:11:58QUACKING NOISE
0:11:58 > 0:12:02Yes, feeble human. My name is...
0:12:02 > 0:12:04Destructor!
0:12:04 > 0:12:06THUNDERCLAP
0:12:06 > 0:12:08What's your first name?
0:12:08 > 0:12:10Oh, erm, Evil.
0:12:10 > 0:12:15So you're telling me that your name is actually Evil Destructor?
0:12:15 > 0:12:16Yes, that's right.
0:12:16 > 0:12:17CLICKING
0:12:21 > 0:12:25No, sorry, I don't have a booking under "Evil Destructor".
0:12:25 > 0:12:29Mm. Sometimes I go by the name, "The" Evil Destructor.
0:12:29 > 0:12:32So if you try looking under "T" for "The"?
0:12:32 > 0:12:34HE CROAKS AND CLICKS
0:12:36 > 0:12:40No! No room booked under The Evil Destructor".
0:12:41 > 0:12:45Pah! I don't care! I don't want a room anyway!
0:12:45 > 0:12:46What do you want then?
0:12:46 > 0:12:49What do I want?
0:12:49 > 0:12:53- THUNDERCLAP - I want to locate the precious power minerals
0:12:53 > 0:12:56our ailing mother ship needs so dearly.
0:12:56 > 0:12:58When I have beamed them aboard my space craft,
0:12:58 > 0:13:02we will become the most powerful species in the universe
0:13:02 > 0:13:08and I will destroy every planet that gets in my way!
0:13:08 > 0:13:11Huh-huh-huh-huh. Hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo!
0:13:11 > 0:13:13Huh-huh-huh-huh.
0:13:13 > 0:13:15Hee-hee-hee-huuh!
0:13:15 > 0:13:17You quite finished?
0:13:17 > 0:13:19Huuh!
0:13:19 > 0:13:20One more.
0:13:20 > 0:13:23Huuuh! Yes, thanks.
0:13:23 > 0:13:26Right, I can do you a single room with breakfast,
0:13:26 > 0:13:29but you'll have to pay the late booking rate.
0:13:29 > 0:13:31Pay?
0:13:32 > 0:13:34Me? Pay?
0:13:35 > 0:13:39No, no, no! Once the mother ship is recharged,
0:13:39 > 0:13:42it is YOU that will pay!
0:13:42 > 0:13:45You and the entire human race will pay!
0:13:45 > 0:13:49Huh-huh-huh, ah-ah-ah, uh. Huuuh!
0:13:49 > 0:13:50Listen, mate?
0:13:50 > 0:13:55I don't know what stupid scene you're acting out from some geeky film,
0:13:55 > 0:13:58but if you want to stay, you have to book a room!
0:13:58 > 0:14:01So, yes or no?!
0:14:01 > 0:14:02D'you want a room?
0:14:04 > 0:14:05Yes.
0:14:05 > 0:14:06Yes what?
0:14:08 > 0:14:09Yes, please.
0:14:09 > 0:14:12That's better! LENNY!
0:14:13 > 0:14:19Can you take "The Evil Destructor" to room 10, please?
0:14:19 > 0:14:22Wow! You've even changed your name to an alien one.
0:14:22 > 0:14:25Massive respect to you, sir. Let me take your bags.
0:14:25 > 0:14:27No, this is mine!
0:14:27 > 0:14:30No, don't be silly, I don't mind. Woah!
0:14:31 > 0:14:33Whoa!
0:14:33 > 0:14:37What have you got in here? A huge interstellar space weapon?!
0:14:37 > 0:14:38Yes?
0:14:38 > 0:14:39Ha-ha! Yeah, good one.
0:14:39 > 0:14:43Right, let me show you to your room. Just this way...
0:14:45 > 0:14:49I hope you haven't taken on too much. I'd hate to have to
0:14:49 > 0:14:53tell Mr Trubble you couldn't handle the responsibility.
0:14:53 > 0:14:57Not at all. We've got some exciting stuff planned.
0:14:57 > 0:15:01There's a costume competition and an autograph signing,
0:15:01 > 0:15:03with Steve Actor.
0:15:03 > 0:15:06- What? - TILL RINGS
0:15:06 > 0:15:09You've booked Steve Actor, the Hollywood superstar,
0:15:09 > 0:15:12to come here? That must have been very expensive!
0:15:12 > 0:15:14Well, it was a little pricey,
0:15:14 > 0:15:18and there was quite lot of things he asked for, but...
0:15:20 > 0:15:22But you know what?
0:15:22 > 0:15:24It'll be well worth it.
0:15:24 > 0:15:28Now, where can I find a singing penguin?
0:15:31 > 0:15:35Good luck, Jamie! I hope it all goes according to plan.
0:15:39 > 0:15:43OK then, Mr Evil Destructor, this is your room.
0:15:43 > 0:15:47As you can see we've got all the usual mod cons, like the bed.
0:15:47 > 0:15:51You've even got a window, and a bin, for all your rubbish.
0:15:57 > 0:16:00Assassins lurk behind every door for me,
0:16:00 > 0:16:03but I will not be destroyed!
0:16:03 > 0:16:07Let that be a warning to you, human.
0:16:07 > 0:16:09OK!
0:16:09 > 0:16:12Just, the bathroom's just through there.
0:16:12 > 0:16:14Er, for washing and things.
0:16:17 > 0:16:19This guy is brilliant!
0:16:25 > 0:16:26Oh!
0:16:27 > 0:16:28Ah!
0:16:28 > 0:16:30Excellent foot cleaner!
0:16:30 > 0:16:34It's not a foot cleaner. I made that mistake before,
0:16:34 > 0:16:36it's for sitting down and doing a...
0:16:36 > 0:16:40Please be gone, human! I must be left alone with my work!
0:16:41 > 0:16:43OK, I'll leave you to it, then.
0:16:46 > 0:16:47Thanks for that.
0:16:50 > 0:16:53HE SNIFFS
0:16:54 > 0:16:56No!
0:16:56 > 0:16:58Couldn't be that easy!
0:17:03 > 0:17:05It is!
0:17:08 > 0:17:11Mother Ship, come in Mother Ship! GROWL
0:17:11 > 0:17:15I've located one unit of the special power minerals.
0:17:15 > 0:17:18There must be more hidden in the fortress!
0:17:18 > 0:17:21When my search is successful, I will beam back aboard
0:17:21 > 0:17:26and once again, we become the most powerful species in the universe!
0:17:26 > 0:17:28Mwah-ha-ha-ha!
0:17:28 > 0:17:30Ooh-ho...
0:17:30 > 0:17:34GEORDIE ACCENT Oh no! This thing's playin' up again!
0:17:34 > 0:17:36WELSH ACCENT Why does it always do this?
0:17:38 > 0:17:40- NASAL VOICE - Yes, yes, I know!
0:17:41 > 0:17:45I realise, Mr Steve Actor, that promises were made,
0:17:45 > 0:17:49but we simply won't be able to find you that singing penguin.
0:17:49 > 0:17:54Yeah, I'm afraid it's a "no" to the trio of dancing tortoises, too!
0:17:55 > 0:17:57Yes, well, no.
0:17:57 > 0:18:00I'm afraid that we simply can't provide
0:18:00 > 0:18:03a bath full of jelly beans with all the green ones taken out.
0:18:03 > 0:18:07Well, if you feel that way, Mr Steve Actor,
0:18:07 > 0:18:10then maybe you shouldn't turn up at all!
0:18:10 > 0:18:13- LINE GOES DEAD - Hello? Hello?
0:18:15 > 0:18:17Oh, dear! He's hung up!
0:18:17 > 0:18:19SHE CACKLES GLEEFULLY
0:18:19 > 0:18:22Why am I still speaking in this voice?
0:18:22 > 0:18:25Dolly, have you had a call from Steve Actor?
0:18:25 > 0:18:29- He was going to tell me when he was arriving.- Erm, no.
0:18:29 > 0:18:32- NORMAL VOICE - No, no. Everything all right, Jamie?
0:18:32 > 0:18:37Yeah, fine, fine! Ah, I guess I'm just a bit nervous.
0:18:37 > 0:18:40- Steve Actor is such a big hero of...- Jamie!- ..Lenny's.
0:18:42 > 0:18:45I've just had Steve Actor's agent barking at me.
0:18:45 > 0:18:48He wants to make sure you're paying the full fee today.
0:18:48 > 0:18:54- Of course!- Even though Steve's not coming any more.- Yep! What?
0:18:54 > 0:18:56What do you mean, he's not coming?
0:18:56 > 0:18:59Something about going back on your promises
0:18:59 > 0:19:02and they're off to get the first flight back to LA.
0:19:02 > 0:19:06But, I didn't! Just let me give him a call.
0:19:06 > 0:19:09I wouldn't, if I was you. He was livid.
0:19:09 > 0:19:11Oh, dear, Jamie!
0:19:11 > 0:19:13Looks like you've got a problem here.
0:19:13 > 0:19:17You're going to have a lot of disappointed guests.
0:19:17 > 0:19:21No! Wait, um, I'll make up for it! I have a back-up plan.
0:19:21 > 0:19:26- What's your back-up plan? - To try and think of a back-up plan.
0:19:27 > 0:19:29SHE HUMS ABSENT-MINDEDLY
0:19:30 > 0:19:32Sirius, si-it!
0:19:33 > 0:19:35And you wait there.
0:19:35 > 0:19:37I just need to service these rooms.
0:19:37 > 0:19:40No! Stay! Sta-ay!
0:19:40 > 0:19:42Good boy!
0:19:42 > 0:19:45SHE CONTINUES HUMMING
0:19:46 > 0:19:47SIRIUS MEOWS
0:19:47 > 0:19:50Why don't these humans ever listen?
0:19:50 > 0:19:52All I want is the...
0:19:52 > 0:19:54SIRIUS MEOWS IN ALARM
0:19:54 > 0:19:56WHIRRING AND BLEEPING
0:19:57 > 0:19:59HIGH-PITCHED MIAOW
0:20:03 > 0:20:05SHE CONTINUES HUMMING
0:20:07 > 0:20:11Huh? Sirius! What happened?
0:20:11 > 0:20:13FORLORN MIAOW
0:20:13 > 0:20:17- And when I came back, my trolley was gone.- Weird!
0:20:17 > 0:20:19And the mini-soaps, too.
0:20:19 > 0:20:23Even weirder! How many bars of soap are we talking about?
0:20:23 > 0:20:24About 5,000.
0:20:24 > 0:20:26Who would steal 5,000 bars of soap?
0:20:26 > 0:20:28Somebody very smelly.
0:20:28 > 0:20:31Let's search the hotel, room by room!
0:20:31 > 0:20:32Right let's go.
0:20:32 > 0:20:35- Ow! - That's my arm!- My arm!
0:20:35 > 0:20:38Well, my arm hurt more!
0:20:41 > 0:20:44Ah, Sally, did you find anything?
0:20:44 > 0:20:45Nothing!
0:20:45 > 0:20:47Me neither.
0:20:47 > 0:20:50Lenny? Any sign of the 5,000 bars of soap?
0:20:50 > 0:20:52- No, I'm afraid not. - Mmm!
0:20:52 > 0:20:55I only found 4,999.
0:20:55 > 0:20:56What?
0:20:56 > 0:20:58Yeah, in here.
0:21:03 > 0:21:05Woah!
0:21:05 > 0:21:07I know. Still, the search goes on, eh?
0:21:07 > 0:21:10No, Lenny! This is what we're looking for!
0:21:10 > 0:21:14Whoever has this room is our soap thief.
0:21:14 > 0:21:16So who is it?
0:21:16 > 0:21:18It is I, The Evil Destructor!
0:21:18 > 0:21:22Actually, I wouldn't go in there for a bit, I just...
0:21:24 > 0:21:28Ah! I see you've found my precious power minerals.
0:21:28 > 0:21:29What?
0:21:29 > 0:21:32Firstly, they're ours, not yours.
0:21:32 > 0:21:36OK? Secondly, they're bars of soap!
0:21:36 > 0:21:40Pah! How little you know, human!
0:21:40 > 0:21:44To you, these might just be blocks of cleaning paste,
0:21:44 > 0:21:49but to a Splurgian warrior, they're much, much, more.
0:21:51 > 0:21:54All right mate, this has gone a bit too far.
0:21:54 > 0:21:59You're just a silly man in a plastic costume, with probably no friends
0:21:59 > 0:22:02and no chance of ever getting a girlfriend!
0:22:02 > 0:22:05You're not an alien from the Planet "Splurg".
0:22:06 > 0:22:09Yargh!
0:22:11 > 0:22:13Eh!
0:22:13 > 0:22:15He is an alien from the Planet Splurg!
0:22:17 > 0:22:20That's right! And I do have a girlfriend, actually.
0:22:20 > 0:22:24Her name's Villainous Obliterator, and we're very happy.
0:22:24 > 0:22:29Now! Prepare to meet my shrink ray, hideous humans!
0:22:29 > 0:22:32And this time, I won't miss.
0:22:32 > 0:22:36- Argh!- Run!- Run!
0:22:38 > 0:22:41You can run...but you can't hide!
0:22:43 > 0:22:46Sorry, do you mind if I take this?
0:22:46 > 0:22:50Only, it will look great in my new High School Musical doll's house.
0:22:50 > 0:22:52Lenny!
0:22:52 > 0:22:54Oh, yeah. Aaargh!
0:22:58 > 0:23:00THEY SCREAM IN TERROR
0:23:00 > 0:23:02OK, you lot, what's going on?
0:23:02 > 0:23:04Nothing! Everything's great!
0:23:05 > 0:23:08Dismal dwellers of Planet Earth!
0:23:09 > 0:23:11I have succeeded in my mission
0:23:11 > 0:23:15to locate enough power minerals from your pitiful planet.
0:23:15 > 0:23:20I can now voyage in my recharged Mother Ship to the Planet Splurg!
0:23:20 > 0:23:24- IRISH ACCENT - I'll assemble a Splurgian army...
0:23:24 > 0:23:27No, not now, no!
0:23:29 > 0:23:31- There I will assemble... - HE COUGHS
0:23:31 > 0:23:34There, that's it. Sorry, I'll start again.
0:23:34 > 0:23:37There, I will assemble a Splurgian army
0:23:37 > 0:23:41and I will return to conquer this puny planet of weaklings!
0:23:41 > 0:23:43Nothing will stop me now. Nothing!
0:23:43 > 0:23:47Mwah-ha-ha-ha! Uh, uh, ooh, urgh!
0:23:47 > 0:23:49Urgh! Oh!
0:23:50 > 0:23:54Evil Destructor? Is that you?
0:23:54 > 0:23:56No! Mrs Poshington?
0:23:56 > 0:23:58It can't be!
0:23:58 > 0:24:00You've got a nerve,
0:24:00 > 0:24:02coming back here after what you did.
0:24:02 > 0:24:05Er, Mrs P, what's going on?
0:24:05 > 0:24:07That's the Evil Destructor.
0:24:07 > 0:24:10That alien I told you about.
0:24:10 > 0:24:13Him and his friends from the Planet Splodge.
0:24:13 > 0:24:15- Splurg!- "Splurge"!
0:24:15 > 0:24:21Anyway, years ago, they captured me and took me up in this spaceship.
0:24:21 > 0:24:26They wanted to make me their Alien Queen, but I escaped!
0:24:26 > 0:24:29Escaped?! We let you go, you stupid woman!
0:24:29 > 0:24:31- What?- You were so annoying!
0:24:31 > 0:24:35With your endless stories and your ridiculous, fussy cat!
0:24:35 > 0:24:37- Why, you...! - Careful, Mrs P!
0:24:37 > 0:24:42Yes, stay back, you crazy woman! Argh! No!
0:24:42 > 0:24:44PUNCHING AND YELLING
0:24:45 > 0:24:49Argh! No! My precious power minerals!
0:24:49 > 0:24:52So, it was you who took all my mini-soaps?
0:24:52 > 0:24:54Right. That does it!
0:24:57 > 0:24:59Emergency! Mother Ship!
0:24:59 > 0:25:03Beam me up and take us as far away as from here as possible!
0:25:03 > 0:25:07WHOOSHING NOISE
0:25:16 > 0:25:18Very clever, Jamie!
0:25:19 > 0:25:21I've got to hand it to you.
0:25:21 > 0:25:24That was quite some special effects display!
0:25:24 > 0:25:25What?
0:25:26 > 0:25:28Er, oh, oh! Yeah!
0:25:28 > 0:25:31Yes, Dolly, told you my back-up plan would work, didn't I?
0:25:31 > 0:25:36Ah, those special effects took ages to set up.
0:25:36 > 0:25:40What with all the, the setting up. And them being all special,
0:25:40 > 0:25:42and effecty.
0:25:42 > 0:25:46They weren't special effects! That was...
0:25:46 > 0:25:50Mrs P, haven't you got some soaps to be picking up? Thank you!
0:25:50 > 0:25:54Jamie. I'm going to tell Mr Trubble
0:25:54 > 0:25:58- what a great job we've all done this weekend!- "We"?
0:25:58 > 0:26:02Yeah, you won't mind if I tell him it was a team effort, will you?
0:26:02 > 0:26:04Guess not.
0:26:05 > 0:26:07You've really surprised me, Jamie!
0:26:07 > 0:26:12- I didn't realise you could handle something like this!- Oh yeah,
0:26:12 > 0:26:16don't worry about me, Dolly! I can handle anything!
0:26:23 > 0:26:27See you at the cinema, Jamie! Outer Space Space Aliens From Space,
0:26:27 > 0:26:3033 times in a row, baby! Don't be late!
0:26:30 > 0:26:32I'll be there, mate! Can't wait!
0:26:34 > 0:26:36Oh, hi there, Sal!
0:26:37 > 0:26:39Oh. Did you just hear that?
0:26:39 > 0:26:42Probably sounded like I was going with Lenny
0:26:42 > 0:26:45to see that ridiculous film, but I'm not.
0:26:45 > 0:26:49So why did you say "Can't wait, mate! See you there!"
0:26:49 > 0:26:52Why did I say that?
0:26:52 > 0:26:55I said, "I'll be there"
0:26:55 > 0:26:59because I meant, I'll be there! Meaning...
0:26:59 > 0:27:02..Over there! Behind reception.
0:27:02 > 0:27:04And nowhere near the cinema.
0:27:07 > 0:27:10OK, OK, I'm sorry, I have to say this.
0:27:10 > 0:27:13I love Outer Space Space Aliens From Space!
0:27:13 > 0:27:17And if you think I'm a geek because of that, then that's fine.
0:27:17 > 0:27:19That's just who I am!
0:27:19 > 0:27:20Just who I am.
0:27:20 > 0:27:24S'all right, Jamie. I guess this sci-fi stuff isn't that bad.
0:27:24 > 0:27:29After all, I got to meet a real space alien, and that's pretty cool!
0:27:29 > 0:27:31Yeah, yeah! Pretty cool!
0:27:31 > 0:27:35So, er, you can count me in for tonight!
0:27:35 > 0:27:37- Really?- Yeah!
0:27:37 > 0:27:40You mean, you're going to come to the cinema with me?
0:27:40 > 0:27:44PHONE RINGS I mean, with us? I mean, er, great!
0:27:44 > 0:27:47For Lenny. It's great, for Lenny.
0:27:47 > 0:27:51- I would like you to... - Hello, Hotel Trubble?
0:27:53 > 0:27:56# Hotel Trubble forever
0:27:56 > 0:28:01# It's the pits and we know it's duff, but we love it
0:28:01 > 0:28:03# Hotel Trubble forever
0:28:03 > 0:28:06# We're a team staying calm, on and on
0:28:06 > 0:28:09- # So the hotel survives. - # Trubble, Trubble
0:28:09 > 0:28:11# Keep the hotel alive. #
0:28:11 > 0:28:14Subtitles by Red Bee Media Ltd