0:00:02 > 0:00:03Welcome to Hotel Trubble.
0:00:03 > 0:00:05Meet Sally, our receptionist.
0:00:05 > 0:00:08People...trying to have a conversation here!
0:00:08 > 0:00:12And this is Lenny. He's a man of many talents.
0:00:12 > 0:00:17This is Dolly. She's Mr Trubble's...fiancee.
0:00:17 > 0:00:20This is Mrs Poshington, the new cleaner.
0:00:20 > 0:00:24Which just leaves me, Jamie. I'm the bell boy.
0:00:24 > 0:00:26# Hotel Trubble forever
0:00:26 > 0:00:29# It's the pits and we know
0:00:29 > 0:00:32# We're stuck but we love it
0:00:32 > 0:00:34# Hotel Trubble forever
0:00:34 > 0:00:39# We're a team staying calm Arm in arm
0:00:36 > 0:00:39# So the hotel survives
0:00:39 > 0:00:41# Trubble, Trubble
0:00:41 > 0:00:44- # Keep the hotel alive.- #
0:00:44 > 0:00:46"Sunny Guatemala -
0:00:46 > 0:00:48"please help me."
0:00:48 > 0:00:50It must be from Sally.
0:00:50 > 0:00:54Ah, it says she's having a lovely time.
0:00:54 > 0:00:58Yeah, but she's wrote don't trust the receptionist.
0:00:58 > 0:01:02Yes, that's Guatemalan for ah, lovely time.
0:01:02 > 0:01:06Daisy, do you want to borrow Sally's magazines?
0:01:06 > 0:01:09They're cluttering up the TV room.
0:01:09 > 0:01:13Lip Gloss, Lip Gloss, Chatter.
0:01:13 > 0:01:15Yeah, I love fashion.
0:01:15 > 0:01:18- I see she's still on the run.- Who?
0:01:18 > 0:01:21This runner.
0:01:21 > 0:01:26And the Receptionist-kidnapping elephant thief. Look at that.
0:01:29 > 0:01:34- SHE SNEEZES - Sorry, got a cold.
0:01:34 > 0:01:38Anyway, these fashion magazines are just what I need.
0:01:38 > 0:01:42Apparently there's an annual inter-hotel best-dressed staff competition.
0:01:42 > 0:01:44I'm trying to forget.
0:01:44 > 0:01:47Top style judges Thingy and Sultana will be here any minute.
0:01:47 > 0:01:49Those two a total geniuses.
0:01:49 > 0:01:52- On fashion? - No, on rudeness!
0:01:52 > 0:01:55"Don't wear that, you look like a haddock.
0:01:55 > 0:01:57"Is your face on backwards?"
0:01:57 > 0:01:59I think they're brilliant.
0:01:59 > 0:02:01You three, my office.
0:02:01 > 0:02:03Aren't you forgetting the magic word?
0:02:03 > 0:02:07Oh yeah, NOW!
0:02:10 > 0:02:13I've just had Mr Trubble on the blower and he's sick to the back
0:02:13 > 0:02:17teeth of losing the best-dressed staff competition every year.
0:02:17 > 0:02:20Hotel Trubble has been voted the least stylish hotel
0:02:20 > 0:02:22in Britain are 10 years running.
0:02:22 > 0:02:24At least we won something.
0:02:24 > 0:02:27So, Trubbly wants the uniform to be redesigned.
0:02:27 > 0:02:31But I love this uniform. I'm never out of it.
0:02:31 > 0:02:32We've noticed.
0:02:32 > 0:02:37# Steptoe and Son theme
0:02:40 > 0:02:42It's comfy.
0:02:42 > 0:02:45I'm sure the new uniform will be just as comfy.
0:02:45 > 0:02:47Who's going to design it?
0:02:47 > 0:02:51Because I think there's only one person with the style,
0:02:51 > 0:02:54fashion and skills to pull off a top like this.
0:02:54 > 0:02:55That's right.
0:02:55 > 0:02:57Me.
0:02:57 > 0:03:00What? You? Fashion?
0:03:00 > 0:03:02Yes.
0:03:02 > 0:03:04What about it?
0:03:04 > 0:03:06OK, look at you.
0:03:06 > 0:03:11# That's why the lady is a tramp
0:03:11 > 0:03:15# Why the lady
0:03:15 > 0:03:19# That's why the lady
0:03:19 > 0:03:21# Why the lady... #
0:03:23 > 0:03:25There's no time to argue.
0:03:25 > 0:03:27Hotel Trubble will be having a new uniform,
0:03:27 > 0:03:31I'll be designing it and you'll be wearing it. Now, any questions?
0:03:31 > 0:03:33Are those your real teeth?
0:03:33 > 0:03:35What?
0:03:35 > 0:03:38Nothing!
0:03:38 > 0:03:44HORSE WHINNIES
0:03:44 > 0:03:46It's not fair.
0:03:46 > 0:03:48I should be designing the new uniform.
0:03:48 > 0:03:51Thingy and Sultana would see what a fashion genius I am
0:03:51 > 0:03:52and I'd be rich.
0:03:52 > 0:03:57I could get out of this hotel and start a new life in the jungle.
0:03:57 > 0:03:59Why do you want to go to the jungle?
0:04:00 > 0:04:03No reason!
0:04:04 > 0:04:06Good morning, darlings.
0:04:06 > 0:04:10Thingy!
0:04:10 > 0:04:14Look at you. Your shape is all wrong. You've a box-shaped body and a pear-shaped head.
0:04:14 > 0:04:19You need to wear things that accentuate your ankles.
0:04:19 > 0:04:21Right.
0:04:23 > 0:04:25The boxing gloves make her arms look longer.
0:04:25 > 0:04:30And the peaked cap draws attention away from her pointy nose.
0:04:32 > 0:04:33I've no idea what you mean.
0:04:33 > 0:04:35Well, of course not.
0:04:35 > 0:04:39I wouldn't expect fashion sense from a man with a pancake face.
0:04:39 > 0:04:40And sausage fingers.
0:04:40 > 0:04:41Sausages? Where?
0:04:41 > 0:04:43Now, settle down, riff-raff.
0:04:43 > 0:04:47I'm here to judge the best-dressed staff competition.
0:04:47 > 0:04:49You lot have no hope.
0:04:49 > 0:04:52Someone get my bag!
0:04:52 > 0:04:55Seconds out, round one!
0:04:55 > 0:04:58So, will Sultana be joining you, Miss...
0:04:58 > 0:04:59Thingy.
0:04:59 > 0:05:02No, I'm going it alone.
0:05:02 > 0:05:05I'm fed up being the Thingy to her Sultana.
0:05:05 > 0:05:08Everyone knows her name but no one knows mine.
0:05:08 > 0:05:10Thingy this and Thingy that.
0:05:10 > 0:05:13- What's your real name, then? - I can't remember.
0:05:13 > 0:05:17I'll help you. I'm good with things like this. Is it...
0:05:17 > 0:05:18Cordelia Thunderbucket.
0:05:18 > 0:05:21No, No.
0:05:21 > 0:05:23What about Henrietta Griddlestick.
0:05:23 > 0:05:25Lenny!
0:05:25 > 0:05:27Jemima Squidgywatt.
0:05:27 > 0:05:29You look like a Squidgywatt to me.
0:05:29 > 0:05:31Lenny!
0:05:31 > 0:05:33Why don't you take the bags to the dining room
0:05:33 > 0:05:36so she can set up for the competition.
0:05:38 > 0:05:41Look at the unstylish way you're walking.
0:05:41 > 0:05:44You've slanty legs and banana feet.
0:05:44 > 0:05:50Head up, knees back and straighten those arms.
0:05:50 > 0:05:51What a lovely lady(!)
0:05:51 > 0:05:55I'll show her who has got no style. And Dolly, too.
0:05:55 > 0:05:59I'm going to win that competition just you wait and see.
0:05:59 > 0:06:01I don't think so, Daisy.
0:06:01 > 0:06:04Especially as you're not even entering the competition.
0:06:04 > 0:06:06Are Thingy and Sultana here yet?
0:06:06 > 0:06:11Sultana isn't coming. But Thingy's in the dining room.
0:06:11 > 0:06:15Fantastic, I can't wait to hear what she thinks of my style!
0:06:15 > 0:06:19This I have to see.
0:06:25 > 0:06:30This is amazing.
0:06:31 > 0:06:36How did all of this come out of them?
0:06:36 > 0:06:38It's a matter of style.
0:06:38 > 0:06:42The vertical stripes make them look smaller than they really are.
0:06:42 > 0:06:45This is such an honour.
0:06:45 > 0:06:46I'm Dolly.
0:06:46 > 0:06:52This evening you'll be picking my design to win the best-dressed staff competition.
0:06:52 > 0:06:53- No, I won't.- See?!
0:06:53 > 0:06:57I only pick the two top designs then it's a public vote.
0:06:57 > 0:07:00The audience decide which gets the trophy and £5,000.
0:07:00 > 0:07:05Well, you're bound to pick mine in the top two. I'm so stylish.
0:07:05 > 0:07:09You think you're a stylish? Wearing an outfit like that
0:07:09 > 0:07:12with a body shaped like a grandfather clock, that's a no-no.
0:07:12 > 0:07:16See, I told you it should be me designing the uniforms.
0:07:16 > 0:07:17I'm the style icon around here.
0:07:17 > 0:07:22Really? With those eyebrows?
0:07:22 > 0:07:26Tell you what, I could do with a laugh, why did you both have a go?
0:07:26 > 0:07:28And then we can see which is worst.
0:07:28 > 0:07:31- You mean best?- No.
0:07:31 > 0:07:34I'll soon have this competition sewn up.
0:07:34 > 0:07:36I'll cut you down to size.
0:07:36 > 0:07:38I'll stitch you right up.
0:07:38 > 0:07:41I've got the measure of you.
0:07:41 > 0:07:44Ladies, save your cattiness for the catwalk.
0:07:44 > 0:07:46And get out before you muddy my aura.
0:07:51 > 0:07:54# Down on my knees
0:07:54 > 0:07:57# You know I him down on my knees
0:07:57 > 0:08:03# Yes, I'm bent down on my knees... #
0:08:03 > 0:08:06I don't see the fuss with all this fashion stuff.
0:08:06 > 0:08:10- I'm as fashionable as the next man... - And here's the next man!
0:08:16 > 0:08:19What was all that about? He's trampled right through reception!
0:08:19 > 0:08:23- CRASH! - Well...erm...
0:08:30 > 0:08:32CRASH, COMMOTION
0:08:32 > 0:08:34But they've gone out the back door...
0:08:35 > 0:08:37Do you know something about this?
0:08:40 > 0:08:41Would a flashback help?
0:08:43 > 0:08:44HARP PLAYS
0:08:46 > 0:08:48Wooo! Woo-hoo!
0:08:48 > 0:08:50Whaaa....
0:08:50 > 0:08:54Lenny...? Have you signed Chef's birthday card?
0:08:54 > 0:08:57Er... No. I've been... been busy, Jamie.
0:08:57 > 0:08:58Well, do it now.
0:08:58 > 0:09:02It's on top of the papers we've been ignoring for seven months.
0:09:02 > 0:09:04- The top one?- Yeah.
0:09:06 > 0:09:09"Binding letter of agreement - sign with caution"...?
0:09:09 > 0:09:12I'd have gone with "Happy birthday, Chef".
0:09:14 > 0:09:16So what DID you sign, Lenny?
0:09:16 > 0:09:20- An agreement to re-establish an old footpath through the hotel?- What?!
0:09:21 > 0:09:24Well...I suppose we can deal with the odd rambler.
0:09:24 > 0:09:27So long as Dolly doesn't find out.
0:09:27 > 0:09:29- Oo-arr, oo-arr, morning...- Aargh!
0:09:29 > 0:09:33- Aargh! Sheep! - Oo-arr, oo-arr - my Betsy.
0:09:33 > 0:09:35- Aww... She's pooed.- Poo!
0:09:35 > 0:09:37Oo-arr, oo-arr - right old mess on your floor.
0:09:37 > 0:09:41Mrs Poshington! Emergency clean-up!
0:09:41 > 0:09:43You can't bring a sheep in here.
0:09:43 > 0:09:46Oo-arr, oo-arr, public footpath!
0:09:46 > 0:09:47You...!
0:09:48 > 0:09:52- SHE GASPS - You can't have a sheep in the hotel!
0:09:52 > 0:09:57You'll make Dolly... baa-aa-arking mad. Ha-ha-ha!
0:09:57 > 0:09:58FAKE LAUGHTER Yeah.
0:09:58 > 0:10:01I know that, Mrs P. I've got no idea what he's doing here.
0:10:01 > 0:10:05Oo-arr, oo-arr, oo-arr - shortcut to my grazing land!
0:10:05 > 0:10:07FART!
0:10:07 > 0:10:11We're going to be up to our ears in sheep... This is an emergency!
0:10:11 > 0:10:12I know exactly what to do.
0:10:15 > 0:10:19This is not the time for your emergency ice cream!
0:10:19 > 0:10:23If Dolly finds out we've let a footpath go through the hotel,
0:10:23 > 0:10:25she'll put our heads on spikes.
0:10:25 > 0:10:26Oooh! Nasty.
0:10:26 > 0:10:30We're supposed to be making this hotel more stylish.
0:10:30 > 0:10:32Not filling it with sheep poo and bumpkins!
0:10:32 > 0:10:34Oo-arr, oo-arr - charming.
0:10:34 > 0:10:38I'm going to get on the phone to the council and get out of this mess.
0:10:41 > 0:10:44My design's going to be hotter than a volcano vindaloo!
0:10:44 > 0:10:49Yeah? Well, mine's going to be cooler than an Eskimo's fridge.
0:10:49 > 0:10:52Yeah? Well, mine's going to be sharper
0:10:52 > 0:10:54than a sword swallower in stilettos!
0:10:54 > 0:10:58Yeah? Well, my design's going to be smoother
0:10:58 > 0:11:02than a...than a...
0:11:02 > 0:11:03a smoothie!
0:11:05 > 0:11:06(Who is this?)
0:11:06 > 0:11:08Oh erm...
0:11:08 > 0:11:10he's a guest, yeah.
0:11:10 > 0:11:12Just er...checking him in, now.
0:11:12 > 0:11:14- What name was it again?- Oo-arr.
0:11:14 > 0:11:18- And er...how do you spell that? - Oo... Arr.
0:11:20 > 0:11:21BAAAA!
0:11:21 > 0:11:24- What's that noise?- Er...
0:11:26 > 0:11:30It's just er... my new...novelty phone ringing.
0:11:30 > 0:11:31Ha-ha! Hello...?
0:11:31 > 0:11:35Yeah! Is it all right if you can call me back later?
0:11:35 > 0:11:37Yeah, thanks.
0:11:37 > 0:11:39BAAAA!
0:11:39 > 0:11:41Bit later than that! Thanks...
0:11:43 > 0:11:45Well - have a very pleasant stay.
0:11:45 > 0:11:47This...is war!
0:11:47 > 0:11:51My design skill, against yours. You take the TV room -
0:11:51 > 0:11:55- I'll take the office. Then there's no peeking.- Suits me!
0:11:55 > 0:11:58Right...you can come out now. She's gone.
0:11:58 > 0:11:59BAAAA!
0:11:59 > 0:12:03No... No problem at all.
0:12:03 > 0:12:07We've got a problem. The good news is we've got until the end of the day
0:12:07 > 0:12:09to break the contract on the footpath.
0:12:09 > 0:12:13The bad news - is it's going to cost us £5,000.
0:12:13 > 0:12:16- Would you say this is a real emergency now, Jamie?- Yes!
0:12:16 > 0:12:18Goody...
0:12:19 > 0:12:22Will you stop doing that?!
0:12:22 > 0:12:26We need to find five grand by the end of the day,
0:12:26 > 0:12:28and ice cream is not the answer!
0:12:28 > 0:12:31Oo-arr, oo-arr, looks tasty!
0:12:32 > 0:12:34Or maybe it is. KER-CHING!
0:12:37 > 0:12:41- Oo-arr, oo-arr, lovely jubbly! - Cash for cones it is!
0:12:41 > 0:12:43- Lenny - get the ice cream maker from the kitchen.- Eh?
0:12:43 > 0:12:46Every public footpath needs an ice cream seller -
0:12:46 > 0:12:49and that is going to be you.
0:12:49 > 0:12:51Oo-arr, oo-arr, keep 'em comin'.
0:12:58 > 0:12:59Ohhh!
0:12:59 > 0:13:03This is terrible. I'm never going to win that prize money!
0:13:03 > 0:13:07I'm going to be stuck here forever.
0:13:10 > 0:13:11I need help.
0:13:13 > 0:13:14- SWEETLY:- Jamie...?
0:13:15 > 0:13:17Jamie...?
0:13:17 > 0:13:18JAMIE!
0:13:18 > 0:13:21What is it, Daisy? I'm a little busy.
0:13:21 > 0:13:23I'm not having any trouble or anything...
0:13:23 > 0:13:26but if you designed a new hotel uniform, what would it look like?
0:13:26 > 0:13:28Good question.
0:13:28 > 0:13:32If I could pick anything at all, I think it would be er...
0:13:32 > 0:13:34Ah! Yeah. Yeah.
0:13:34 > 0:13:37A blue jacket...with gold buttons,
0:13:37 > 0:13:39and a gold name badge.
0:13:39 > 0:13:42You mean exactly like the one you've got on.
0:13:43 > 0:13:44Wha...
0:13:44 > 0:13:47HE CHUCKLES Oh, yeah!
0:13:48 > 0:13:50Anyway, you're meant to be full of fashion ideas.
0:13:50 > 0:13:53Yeah, well, maybe I exaggerated a little bit.
0:13:53 > 0:13:55A lot.
0:13:55 > 0:13:57Completely!
0:13:57 > 0:14:01I can sometimes do things without thinking through the consequences.
0:14:01 > 0:14:03TRUMPETING
0:14:03 > 0:14:04Pardon you?!
0:14:04 > 0:14:07Thanks. So...any ideas?
0:14:07 > 0:14:09Give up?
0:14:09 > 0:14:11Something less awful...?
0:14:11 > 0:14:13Don't give up?
0:14:13 > 0:14:16Look - I don't know, Daisy, it's only a stupid competition.
0:14:16 > 0:14:20It's not like it's a convoluted sheep/ice cream/footpath crisis.
0:14:20 > 0:14:22MOOING
0:14:22 > 0:14:24Er, I've got to go. Sorry...
0:14:26 > 0:14:28- BAAAA! - Oh...
0:14:28 > 0:14:29Oo-arr, oo-arr - more!
0:14:30 > 0:14:33- How's it going? - Great. I'm making a mint.
0:14:33 > 0:14:35Mint choc chip, in fact.
0:14:35 > 0:14:39Mmm! Ooh-arr, ooh-arr, toothpaste-y!
0:14:39 > 0:14:41What other flavours you got, then?
0:14:42 > 0:14:43Mushroom?
0:14:45 > 0:14:46Oven chips?
0:14:48 > 0:14:49Chopped liver?!
0:14:49 > 0:14:52Lenny, we are supposed to be making ice cream.
0:14:52 > 0:14:54Chef's in a really bad mood
0:14:54 > 0:14:56with everyone trampling through his kitchen,
0:14:56 > 0:14:57so I just grabbed what I could.
0:14:57 > 0:15:01Yeah, but who's going to want gravy granules and king prawn ice cream?
0:15:01 > 0:15:04Ooh-arr, ooh-arr, give it a whirl!
0:15:04 > 0:15:05Really?
0:15:06 > 0:15:08Well, what have I always told you?
0:15:08 > 0:15:12If a sardine's more than four inches long, technically it's a pilchard?
0:15:12 > 0:15:13Right, then.
0:15:13 > 0:15:16Which one of you 'orrible lot's a pilchard?
0:15:16 > 0:15:19Why, I ought to get the one who put the finger on me!
0:15:19 > 0:15:21Oh, no, look out, it's the finger!
0:15:23 > 0:15:24No, no.
0:15:24 > 0:15:29- The customer is always right, if a little bonkers.- Choc chip!
0:15:29 > 0:15:31Right, time for a cappuccino break.
0:15:31 > 0:15:33Ah, I'll just get you one from the kitchen.
0:15:33 > 0:15:37SHOUTING AND CRASHING
0:15:37 > 0:15:38From the TV room.
0:15:38 > 0:15:39Follow me.
0:15:39 > 0:15:40This way.
0:15:41 > 0:15:44And...there we go, down the hatch.
0:15:44 > 0:15:45Ooh-arr!
0:15:45 > 0:15:47Ooh-arr, tasty fishy!
0:15:47 > 0:15:48Ooh!
0:15:52 > 0:15:54This way.
0:15:54 > 0:15:55TV room.
0:16:01 > 0:16:03Ooh, how's the grand design coming along?
0:16:03 > 0:16:05It's top secret.
0:16:11 > 0:16:13It's in invisible ink.
0:16:13 > 0:16:14Oh, really?
0:16:16 > 0:16:18You haven't a hope of winning the £5,000 prize.
0:16:18 > 0:16:21KLAXON GOES OFF IN HIS HEAD
0:16:21 > 0:16:22£5,000!
0:16:26 > 0:16:27There's £5,000 up for grabs?
0:16:27 > 0:16:30Oh, suddenly you're not too busy to help me?
0:16:30 > 0:16:32There's something you need to know.
0:16:35 > 0:16:36Here we go, Mr Ooh-arr.
0:16:36 > 0:16:38Mushroom and custard flavour.
0:16:38 > 0:16:39Ooh-arr!
0:16:39 > 0:16:42You're the best only customer I could wish for.
0:16:42 > 0:16:45So there's a footpath through the hotel,
0:16:45 > 0:16:46and this is your genius plan
0:16:46 > 0:16:49to raise five grand by the end of today?
0:16:49 > 0:16:51Yep. How are we doing, Lenny?
0:16:51 > 0:16:53Let's just check.
0:16:54 > 0:16:59Er...£4,981.
0:16:59 > 0:17:01Blimey! We're nearly there!
0:17:01 > 0:17:06Eh? No, no, that's how much we've got left to go, we've made £19.
0:17:06 > 0:17:09Hard going with only one single customer.
0:17:09 > 0:17:11Two customers! Brilliant!
0:17:11 > 0:17:12Where did he come from?
0:17:12 > 0:17:14Ooh-arr, ooh-arr, spreading the word!
0:17:14 > 0:17:16Ah! The more the merrier!
0:17:16 > 0:17:18Right, let's see what we can rustle up.
0:17:20 > 0:17:23- Toilet paper and candlesticks? - Ooh-arr, ooh-arr, give it a whirl!
0:17:24 > 0:17:28We'll never make enough in one day. We're going to need your winnings.
0:17:28 > 0:17:30What winnings? I haven't got any ideas.
0:17:30 > 0:17:33Unless, of course, someone had a clever plan
0:17:33 > 0:17:36- to make sure you did win. - You've got a plan?!
0:17:36 > 0:17:39But only if I get the prize money to sort out the footpath.
0:17:39 > 0:17:42But I need that money to move to the jungle.
0:17:42 > 0:17:46Look, Daisy, without my plan, you won't win anyway.
0:17:46 > 0:17:49And unless you fancy working in the coldest,
0:17:49 > 0:17:51muddiest reception in the country...
0:17:51 > 0:17:53All right, all right, it's a deal.
0:17:53 > 0:17:54Yes!
0:17:54 > 0:17:57Now, you told me you need Thingy to pick you in the top two,
0:17:57 > 0:18:00- and then win the audience vote, yeah?- Yeah.
0:18:00 > 0:18:04Right. Meet me in the TV room in five minutes,
0:18:04 > 0:18:06and we're going to sort this out Jamie-style.
0:18:06 > 0:18:11'Jamie-style, the new fragrance for bellboys.
0:18:11 > 0:18:12'Ding-ding!'
0:18:12 > 0:18:14I'm not happy.
0:18:14 > 0:18:16I'm the only Jamie that should be releasing me own fragrance.
0:18:16 > 0:18:18HE BREAKS WIND
0:18:18 > 0:18:20That stuff's only good for chips!
0:18:27 > 0:18:28Hello.
0:18:28 > 0:18:31Do you mind? I'm trying to make a catwalk.
0:18:31 > 0:18:33If you're talking about General Poshington,
0:18:33 > 0:18:35I'm afraid he'll never walk again.
0:18:35 > 0:18:37CAT MIAOWS
0:18:37 > 0:18:38It's very sad.
0:18:40 > 0:18:43No, for the fashion show.
0:18:43 > 0:18:45Oh, yes, sorry, the fashion show.
0:18:45 > 0:18:48Look, I just wanted to check, the public vote,
0:18:48 > 0:18:50that's members of the audience, right?
0:18:51 > 0:18:54Everyone in the audience who's not a hotel employee.
0:18:54 > 0:18:56We don't want anyone nobbling the vote, do we?
0:18:56 > 0:19:00Perish the thought. So, as long as they're not employees,
0:19:00 > 0:19:01it doesn't matter who they are?
0:19:01 > 0:19:04I mean, they don't need any fashion experience.
0:19:04 > 0:19:08No. I will have done the hard part by choosing the top two designs,
0:19:08 > 0:19:11they just pick their favourite. As long as they're people with style.
0:19:11 > 0:19:13Like me.
0:19:14 > 0:19:16No, people with style.
0:19:17 > 0:19:19Brilliant.
0:19:27 > 0:19:31OK, we've got denim and sushi, there you go, you can have that one.
0:19:31 > 0:19:34This one, look at this, pepper plaster on parsnip.
0:19:34 > 0:19:35Aye!
0:19:35 > 0:19:38Er, carrot and hand cream.
0:19:38 > 0:19:40Look at that one!
0:19:40 > 0:19:43And, ooh, just vanilla left.
0:19:43 > 0:19:45Oh, no...
0:19:45 > 0:19:48Er, vanilla and pencil shavings!
0:19:48 > 0:19:50Ooh-arr, now you're talking!
0:19:51 > 0:19:55'Why not enjoy all of nature's goodness with Lenny Lemon's
0:19:55 > 0:19:57'farmers' favourite ice cream?
0:19:57 > 0:20:02'All our flavours are straight from the countryside,
0:20:02 > 0:20:06'manufactured using only the best ingredients.
0:20:06 > 0:20:09'A good source of iron,
0:20:09 > 0:20:12'rubber, plastic and hay.
0:20:12 > 0:20:15'Lenny Lemon ice creams.
0:20:15 > 0:20:20'More flavours than you can imagine...or would like.'
0:20:20 > 0:20:24Er, excuse me, all of you, all of you.
0:20:24 > 0:20:25Yes, you, too.
0:20:25 > 0:20:26SHEEP BAAS
0:20:26 > 0:20:29Thank you for all your custom today, you've been great.
0:20:29 > 0:20:35- And as a special treat, we'd like to offer you a present.- Ooh!
0:20:35 > 0:20:40Free entry to a fashion show. What do you say?
0:20:40 > 0:20:43Ooh-arr, ooh-arr, it's not my cup of tea.
0:20:43 > 0:20:45Er, how do I put this?
0:20:46 > 0:20:49Ooh-arr, ooh-arr, ooh-arr, free ice cream.
0:20:49 > 0:20:53Ooh-arr, ooh-arr, ooh-arr, love a bit of fashion!
0:20:53 > 0:20:56The only question is, have you got style?
0:20:56 > 0:21:00- Ooh-arr, ooh-arr, we've got a- stile.
0:21:01 > 0:21:03Close enough.
0:21:03 > 0:21:05I just have one small favour to ask.
0:21:07 > 0:21:09Can I borrow your sheep?
0:21:16 > 0:21:20Right! I've got a plan to make sure you're in the top two designs,
0:21:20 > 0:21:22and I've loaded the audience with farmers.
0:21:22 > 0:21:23So all you have to do
0:21:23 > 0:21:28is come with a design that farmers are going to vote for.
0:21:28 > 0:21:30Now, we know they like ice cream... and sheep.
0:21:30 > 0:21:34Some really cool knitwear, then! We need wool.
0:21:34 > 0:21:35Coming right up.
0:21:35 > 0:21:38Mrs Poshington!
0:21:38 > 0:21:39We need your wool.
0:21:39 > 0:21:42Oh, are you going to do a spot of knitting?
0:21:42 > 0:21:46I used to be a real demon on the knitting needles.
0:21:47 > 0:21:50Let's just see if the old skills are still there.
0:21:50 > 0:21:53DRUM ROLL
0:21:53 > 0:21:55Taa-ra!
0:21:55 > 0:21:57Whoa!
0:22:10 > 0:22:12- Look at this!- Huh!
0:22:13 > 0:22:14Wow!
0:22:14 > 0:22:16Way to go Mrs P!
0:22:16 > 0:22:19Any chance you could help me make a new uniform?
0:22:19 > 0:22:21I don't see why not.
0:22:21 > 0:22:22Brilliant!
0:22:22 > 0:22:24Let's get knitted.
0:22:24 > 0:22:25Free ice creams!
0:22:25 > 0:22:27Get your free ice creams!
0:22:27 > 0:22:29There you go - onions and chips.
0:22:29 > 0:22:32There's one - carrot and mushrooms. Ha-ha-hey.
0:22:33 > 0:22:37What is going on? Who are these...people?!
0:22:37 > 0:22:41It's all right, Dolly, this is the audience for the fashion show.
0:22:41 > 0:22:44They're going to make a mess of my nice hotel!
0:22:44 > 0:22:47- At least we got rid of all the sheep.- Sheep?
0:22:47 > 0:22:49- What sheep?- These sheep.
0:22:52 > 0:22:56BAA-ING DROWNS OUT HIS SPEECH
0:22:58 > 0:22:59What did you say?
0:22:59 > 0:23:01I said...
0:23:01 > 0:23:07BAA-ING DROWNS OUT HIS SPEECH
0:23:07 > 0:23:10And that's why it's better to keep them outside.
0:23:10 > 0:23:12There are hundreds of sheep out there!
0:23:12 > 0:23:15They're completely blocking the driveway.
0:23:15 > 0:23:19How do you expect the contestants from the other hotels to fight their way through it?!
0:23:19 > 0:23:22I don't. If no-one else can make it
0:23:22 > 0:23:25you and Daisy will automatically be the top two entries
0:23:25 > 0:23:28and Hotel Trubble is guaranteed to win
0:23:28 > 0:23:30best-dressed staff one way or another.
0:23:30 > 0:23:35Jamie, that is despicable,
0:23:35 > 0:23:36underhanded
0:23:36 > 0:23:40and totally brilliant!
0:23:40 > 0:23:43You...are going down.
0:23:46 > 0:23:51FUNK MUSIC PLAYS
0:23:51 > 0:23:54Hello, everyone and welcome to this year's
0:23:54 > 0:23:56best-dressed staff competition.
0:23:56 > 0:23:58Let's kick things right off
0:23:58 > 0:24:02with an entry from right here in Hotel Trubble.
0:24:02 > 0:24:05Please welcome, Dolly!
0:24:16 > 0:24:19Service, please!
0:24:23 > 0:24:25Thank you, Dolly.
0:24:25 > 0:24:28Showing us you're never too old to go on the catwalk.
0:24:28 > 0:24:31Coming up, our second contestant is also from Hotel Trubble,
0:24:31 > 0:24:34please welcome, Daisy!
0:24:37 > 0:24:38# Oo-ar, oo-ar
0:24:38 > 0:24:39# Come on now darling
0:24:39 > 0:24:42# You got something I need
0:24:42 > 0:24:44# Cos I got a brand new combine harvester
0:24:44 > 0:24:48# And I'll give you the key
0:24:48 > 0:24:51# Come on now and stick together In perfect harmony
0:24:52 > 0:24:57# I got 20 acres and you got 43... #
0:24:57 > 0:24:59Hello, Hotel Trubble!
0:24:59 > 0:25:02CHEERING
0:25:02 > 0:25:03Ah-har!
0:25:05 > 0:25:06Baa-aa.
0:25:06 > 0:25:07The least said about that...
0:25:07 > 0:25:09the better.
0:25:09 > 0:25:11Let's move on quickly, shall we?
0:25:11 > 0:25:13Who's next?
0:25:13 > 0:25:14No-one. That's your lot.
0:25:14 > 0:25:15What?
0:25:15 > 0:25:17There are only two entries?
0:25:17 > 0:25:21- Afraid so. So if you could just pick the top two...- Pick the top two?
0:25:21 > 0:25:23- From your two unsightly efforts? - Yeah.
0:25:23 > 0:25:26Right!
0:25:26 > 0:25:27Fine.
0:25:27 > 0:25:29Let's get this over with.
0:25:29 > 0:25:32You're both through to the public vote.
0:25:32 > 0:25:34- Oh!- Well done.
0:25:35 > 0:25:38Everyone who thinks Dolly's foil-shaped folly
0:25:38 > 0:25:40should be the winner, clap now.
0:25:42 > 0:25:44Shut up!
0:25:44 > 0:25:46All right.
0:25:46 > 0:25:49And if you Daisy's knitted nonsense should win, clap now.
0:25:55 > 0:25:57That's settled -
0:25:57 > 0:25:59Daisy's the winner!
0:26:03 > 0:26:05Here's your trophy.
0:26:05 > 0:26:07Here's your £5,000.
0:26:07 > 0:26:09Well done.
0:26:09 > 0:26:11Now, I'm getting out of here.
0:26:11 > 0:26:14This whole event has been a complete waste of my time
0:26:14 > 0:26:17You're all a bunch of fashion rejects.
0:26:17 > 0:26:21Oh, and I am never setting foot in this style-free hotel again!
0:26:23 > 0:26:24That's the last we'll see of her.
0:26:24 > 0:26:27Oo-ar, oo-ar, want to bet?
0:26:27 > 0:26:31Erm, could someone move these sheep so I can get out, please?
0:26:34 > 0:26:36Well, what a day that was, eh?
0:26:36 > 0:26:41On the plus-side, we did finally win the best-dressed staff trophy!
0:26:41 > 0:26:45On the minus-side, because we were the only two entries
0:26:45 > 0:26:47we did come last, as well.
0:26:47 > 0:26:51But to show you that there are no hard feelings, I hope you all
0:26:51 > 0:26:55enjoy wearing your award-winningly fashionable new uniforms!
0:26:56 > 0:26:59What do you say?
0:26:59 > 0:27:00You're welcome.
0:27:03 > 0:27:07I can't believe we've got to wear these horrible things.
0:27:07 > 0:27:10You should be proud of yourself.
0:27:10 > 0:27:13You showed Dolly, won the competition and thanks to you,
0:27:13 > 0:27:16we were able to close down the footpath.
0:27:16 > 0:27:19Yeah, I'm a real fashion icone...
0:27:19 > 0:27:21- HE LAUGHS - That was a good one.
0:27:21 > 0:27:24PHONE RINGS
0:27:25 > 0:27:27Hello, Hotel Trubble.
0:27:28 > 0:27:30# Hotel Trubble forever
0:27:31 > 0:27:32# It's the pits and we know
0:27:32 > 0:27:35# We're stuck but we love it
0:27:35 > 0:27:38# Hotel Trubble forever
0:27:38 > 0:27:41# We're a team staying calm Arm in arm
0:27:41 > 0:27:43# So the hotel survives
0:27:43 > 0:27:45# Trubble, Trubble... #
0:27:45 > 0:27:48Subtitles by Red Bee Media Ltd