0:00:02 > 0:00:05Welcome to Hotel Trubble. It may not look like much,
0:00:05 > 0:00:08but come in and take a look. Meet Sally, our receptionist.
0:00:08 > 0:00:10Always service with a smile.
0:00:10 > 0:00:14People, trying to have a conversation, here.
0:00:14 > 0:00:18And this is Lenny. He's a man of many talents.
0:00:21 > 0:00:24We're just not sure what they are yet.
0:00:24 > 0:00:29Ah, yes, this is Dolly, Mr Trubble's fiancee.
0:00:29 > 0:00:32She's always full of bright ideas for the hotel.
0:00:32 > 0:00:36And here's Mrs Poshington, our oldest guest and newest cleaner,
0:00:36 > 0:00:39although I'm not sure she's ever done any cleaning.
0:00:39 > 0:00:43Which just leaves me, Jamie. I'm the bellboy.
0:00:43 > 0:00:44BELL TINGS
0:00:44 > 0:00:46Can I take your bags?
0:00:50 > 0:00:55# Hotel Trubble forever It's the pits and we know
0:00:55 > 0:00:58# We're stuck but we love it
0:00:58 > 0:01:01# Hotel Trubble forever
0:01:01 > 0:01:03# We're a team staying calm Arm in arm
0:01:03 > 0:01:06# So the hotel survives
0:01:06 > 0:01:08# Trubble, Trubble
0:01:08 > 0:01:10# Keep the hotel alive. #
0:01:11 > 0:01:16- Lenny, when I asked you to help Mrs P clean the toilets...- Yes, Jamie.
0:01:16 > 0:01:20- ..I actually meant help her clean them.- Oh, not...
0:01:20 > 0:01:23Use her cat, General Poshington, as a toilet brush.
0:01:23 > 0:01:25- No.- Miaow!
0:01:25 > 0:01:31Guess what? Mr Trubble wants us to do THE most exciting thing.
0:01:31 > 0:01:34Pop it, lock it, polka dot it!
0:01:34 > 0:01:37- More exciting than that. - Not possible.
0:01:37 > 0:01:41He wants two people from here to go to Fishcotheque tonight!
0:01:44 > 0:01:48Fishcotheque? Mr T's celeb hangout!
0:01:48 > 0:01:52Gossip Magazine says it's where fish and disco collide.
0:01:52 > 0:01:53In a good way.
0:01:53 > 0:01:55Welcome to Fishcotheque,
0:01:55 > 0:01:58the exclusive hangout of such celebrities
0:01:58 > 0:02:00as Nicole Squidman,
0:02:00 > 0:02:02Tuna Tempah,
0:02:02 > 0:02:05Fern Cod-on and Charlotte Perch.
0:02:05 > 0:02:09Let's see what Prawn Connery has to say!
0:02:09 > 0:02:10It's shimply the besht.
0:02:10 > 0:02:13And Mussel Crowe is absolutely clear.
0:02:13 > 0:02:17I'm husband to a hungry wife, father to a starving son.
0:02:17 > 0:02:18Call me shellfish,
0:02:18 > 0:02:22but I'll have their fish and chips in this world or the next.
0:02:22 > 0:02:26Fishcotheque! Where fish and celebrity collide in a good way.
0:02:26 > 0:02:28Brought to you by Trubble Inc.
0:02:28 > 0:02:32Other fish-based businesses are available but they stink of fish.
0:02:32 > 0:02:36And it's full of hot totty!
0:02:36 > 0:02:37Oh, I love hot totty!
0:02:37 > 0:02:41Especially the bit where the cheese comes out the side...
0:02:41 > 0:02:42That's a toastie, Lenny.
0:02:42 > 0:02:45I'm talking about gorgeous, famous boys,
0:02:45 > 0:02:48all in one place, unable to get away.
0:02:48 > 0:02:52It's a shame there's nobody here who'd take advantage of that.
0:02:52 > 0:02:55PHONE RINGS
0:02:55 > 0:02:57INDISTINCT FRANTIC SPEECH
0:02:59 > 0:03:03- Was that Sally calling from Guatemala?- Erm, maybe.
0:03:03 > 0:03:04Wondering where I am?
0:03:04 > 0:03:07You should have been watching, shouldn't you?
0:03:07 > 0:03:11For the people with excuses, here's what's been going on.
0:03:11 > 0:03:13This is Daisy, urgh.
0:03:13 > 0:03:16Daisy's on the run because she stole an elephant.
0:03:16 > 0:03:20Our top story - an elephant has disappeared from London Zoo.
0:03:20 > 0:03:24It is believed the thief is Daisy Birchall.
0:03:24 > 0:03:26Remain on your guard.
0:03:26 > 0:03:29And then, because she posted me to Guatemala!
0:03:29 > 0:03:30Shhh! If you keep quiet,
0:03:30 > 0:03:34I'll send you all the new issues of Gossip Magazine.
0:03:34 > 0:03:38And then she took my job on reception and that was all bad.
0:03:38 > 0:03:42So, it turns out Daisy has got a good excuse...for the elephant.
0:03:42 > 0:03:46Maybe the elephant was imprisoned and she rescued it.
0:03:46 > 0:03:47Did you think of that?
0:03:47 > 0:03:51Jamie and Lenny don't know what Daisy's done.
0:03:51 > 0:03:54Sunny Guatemala? Oh, it must be from Sally.
0:03:54 > 0:03:57They think she's just a normal receptionist.
0:03:57 > 0:04:01Daisy, do you want to borrow any of Sally's magazines?
0:04:01 > 0:04:05- So, it looks like she's staying. - Lip gloss.- Only until I get back!
0:04:05 > 0:04:07ELEPHANT TRUMPETS
0:04:07 > 0:04:09Pardon me.
0:04:09 > 0:04:13Oh, that reminds me. She sent me some photos.
0:04:14 > 0:04:17- Oh, look, here she is on the beach. - By the pool.
0:04:20 > 0:04:22Oh, and she's made a friend!
0:04:22 > 0:04:26- There's something different about her, though.- Yeah.
0:04:26 > 0:04:28Oh, she's not got her uniform on.
0:04:28 > 0:04:32- Yeah, people always look different when they're not at work.- Yeah.
0:04:32 > 0:04:34Did she send a letter?
0:04:34 > 0:04:38Oh, yeah, she did. I've not read it yet, but...
0:04:38 > 0:04:39It was here a second ago.
0:04:39 > 0:04:41Have you seen the letter?
0:04:42 > 0:04:45No, no.
0:04:45 > 0:04:49So, which of us should go to Fishcotheque, then? Jamie?
0:04:49 > 0:04:53A disco? When I could be working here,
0:04:53 > 0:04:57on my second shift as the night porter? Don't think so!
0:04:57 > 0:04:58What about you, Daisy?
0:04:58 > 0:05:02Do you fancy a night of celebrities, paparazzi and haddock?
0:05:02 > 0:05:05I dunno... I like to keep my head down, really...
0:05:05 > 0:05:08The last thing I want is a camera pointing at me.
0:05:08 > 0:05:11THUD Oh, look - a camera crew!
0:05:11 > 0:05:14- Ahh!- Daisy, it's a...
0:05:14 > 0:05:16Oh.
0:05:16 > 0:05:18Where's she gone?
0:05:18 > 0:05:20Come on, Daisy,
0:05:20 > 0:05:22- come out!- No, I'm staying here.
0:05:22 > 0:05:25Don't worry, Jamie, I'll take it from here. Come on!
0:05:25 > 0:05:27Chase the wool! Chase the wool!
0:05:27 > 0:05:30Lenny, that's how we coax YOU out of hiding places.
0:05:31 > 0:05:33Oh, yeah!
0:05:36 > 0:05:39- Come on, Daisy! What's the problem? - I don't want to be on TV.
0:05:39 > 0:05:42Why not? It's not as if you're a wanted criminal
0:05:42 > 0:05:46and the police will find out where you're hiding, is it? SHE LAUGHS
0:05:46 > 0:05:49BOTH LAUGH
0:05:49 > 0:05:51So, are you going to come out?
0:05:51 > 0:05:55- No.- Oh, come on! They're probably not filming here.
0:05:55 > 0:05:59They might just need somewhere to store their cameras.
0:05:59 > 0:06:02It's not as if they've got... a celebrity presenter with them.
0:06:02 > 0:06:04- HE GASPS - Barney!
0:06:04 > 0:06:06Jamie, Jamie, Jamie!
0:06:06 > 0:06:07It's Barney!
0:06:07 > 0:06:09- Who?- You know, Barney Harwood!
0:06:09 > 0:06:14Off the telly! He's in Basil Brush, Barney's Barrier Reef,
0:06:14 > 0:06:16Basil and Barney's Swap Shop,
0:06:16 > 0:06:20- Bamzooki, Bear Behaving Badly. - Wow, a lot of shows.
0:06:20 > 0:06:23That's just the Bs Jamie, that's just the Bs!
0:06:23 > 0:06:28- And, er, this is Jamie. - How are you doing? I'm Barney.
0:06:28 > 0:06:30I've heard you're on a lot of TV programmes.
0:06:30 > 0:06:34Yeah, quite a few. So, you're the bellboy, then?
0:06:34 > 0:06:38Yes. And, er, manager-in-waiting.
0:06:38 > 0:06:40LIFT DINGS, DOG GROWLS
0:06:40 > 0:06:43Unofficial, secretive manager-in-waiting.
0:06:43 > 0:06:47- Well, you are perfect.- For what?
0:06:47 > 0:06:51My brilliant idea to get publicity for the hotel!
0:06:51 > 0:06:55I've asked Barney here if he'd like to film his TV show,
0:06:55 > 0:06:59which is going to be all about... bellboys!
0:07:00 > 0:07:03# You're simply the best
0:07:05 > 0:07:09- # Better than all the rest... # - I'd love to stay at Hotel Trubble.
0:07:11 > 0:07:15Hi. I saw you on that bellboy show.
0:07:15 > 0:07:17I think you are amazing!
0:07:17 > 0:07:19Really?!
0:07:19 > 0:07:24Oh, yes. I want to stay at your hotel for ever and ever! And I...
0:07:24 > 0:07:27- BURP! LENNY'S VOICE:- ..needed that!
0:07:27 > 0:07:29Huh?
0:07:29 > 0:07:32- HE BURPS - And that!
0:07:32 > 0:07:34So, what do you think?
0:07:34 > 0:07:38It really is a brilliant idea, Dolly.
0:07:38 > 0:07:40Jamie, are you all right?
0:07:40 > 0:07:44Did you actually say that my idea was brilliant?
0:07:44 > 0:07:47Whoa! I did, didn't I?
0:07:47 > 0:07:49Oh, oh!
0:07:50 > 0:07:53Just the shock, it'll wear off in a minute.
0:07:53 > 0:07:56Right, then. Let's get started.
0:08:00 > 0:08:02# Clap clap Clap clap
0:08:02 > 0:08:05# Clap clap Clap clap
0:08:05 > 0:08:08# Clap clap Clap clap... #
0:08:08 > 0:08:11OK, Jamie, just talk us through your day.
0:08:12 > 0:08:15The life of a bellboy
0:08:15 > 0:08:17is one of constant pressure.
0:08:17 > 0:08:20I have to make split-second decisions
0:08:20 > 0:08:25in the most dynamic and fluid of situations.
0:08:25 > 0:08:30Oh, oh! Which hand do I carry the suitcase in?
0:08:31 > 0:08:35Is my uniform blue enough? DAISY SCREAMS
0:08:36 > 0:08:40Should it be...more blue?
0:08:40 > 0:08:42Cut!
0:08:45 > 0:08:50Being a bellboy isn't just about being a boy who answers bells.
0:08:50 > 0:08:53Although it is mostly that.
0:08:53 > 0:08:56I also do things like... plump the cushions
0:08:59 > 0:09:02..and, er, open the, er, curtains.
0:09:02 > 0:09:04Follow me.
0:09:05 > 0:09:08BOTH SCREAM
0:09:08 > 0:09:09Cut!
0:09:12 > 0:09:15Don't know how... What's going on there?
0:09:17 > 0:09:18You all right, there?
0:09:18 > 0:09:22Don't worry, I haven't got a camera! Is that what you're worried about?
0:09:22 > 0:09:26It's fine! A lot of people don't like to be on telly. I understand.
0:09:26 > 0:09:30- You understand? - TV's not all it's cracked up to be.
0:09:30 > 0:09:33It's really hard work - exhausting, sometimes.
0:09:33 > 0:09:37- You don't LOOK exhausted. - What, this fresh-faced thing?
0:09:37 > 0:09:41It's make-up - look.
0:09:43 > 0:09:45DAISY GASPS
0:09:45 > 0:09:48I haven't slept in three years.
0:09:48 > 0:09:51They keep making me film TV shows all the time -
0:09:51 > 0:09:53it's non-stop. I'm tired.
0:09:53 > 0:09:54I had no idea!
0:09:54 > 0:09:56- Barney?- Shh!
0:09:56 > 0:09:57Barney? Where are you?
0:09:57 > 0:10:00- Don't tell anyone I told you this! - No, of course!
0:10:03 > 0:10:06So, remember, TV is brilliant!
0:10:06 > 0:10:09It's not just for entertainment, it's for everything.
0:10:09 > 0:10:13If you want to change the world, TV is your friend!
0:10:13 > 0:10:17- Stop screaming in the back of all Jamie's shots, please.- OK.
0:10:17 > 0:10:19Deal! Back to work, everyone!
0:10:19 > 0:10:22# Clap clap... #
0:10:22 > 0:10:25If you want to change the world,
0:10:25 > 0:10:27TV is your friend!
0:10:36 > 0:10:38Hi, hi.
0:10:38 > 0:10:40Hey.
0:10:40 > 0:10:41Look, I'm sorry.
0:10:41 > 0:10:45Sorry about Daisy. Hope it won't interfere with the schedule.
0:10:45 > 0:10:49- Oh, I'm sure it'll be fine.- I really want this programme to go well.
0:10:49 > 0:10:52Of course, it'll be fine. You'll be brilliant. You'll be famous.
0:10:52 > 0:10:56Every time someone sees your face, they'll think of this programme.
0:10:56 > 0:10:58- Brilliant!- Ready? OK.
0:10:58 > 0:11:00In three, two... Hi, I'm Barney Harwood,
0:11:00 > 0:11:03and you're joining me at Hotel Trubble
0:11:03 > 0:11:05for another fantastic episode of..
0:11:05 > 0:11:08Britain's Most Boring Bellboys.
0:11:09 > 0:11:14# When I call you a loser... #
0:11:14 > 0:11:17I'd hate to stay at Hotel Trubble.
0:11:25 > 0:11:28ALLURING MUSIC
0:11:28 > 0:11:31Hi. I saw you on that bellboy show.
0:11:31 > 0:11:35- I think you are amazing... - Really? Still?
0:11:35 > 0:11:41..ly dull! I would never stay here in a million years!
0:11:42 > 0:11:44I preferred the burps.
0:11:44 > 0:11:47But I'm not a BIT boring!
0:11:47 > 0:11:49No, Jamie, you're not a BIT boring.
0:11:49 > 0:11:52You're ENORMOUSLY boring. Think about it - the uniform,
0:11:52 > 0:11:57the forks...your face. You're more boring than quantum physics.
0:11:57 > 0:12:01In fact, I'm thinking about making a two-hour special all about you!
0:12:01 > 0:12:03But you can't do that!
0:12:03 > 0:12:05I mean, I'm a bellboy!
0:12:05 > 0:12:07My father was a bellboy.
0:12:07 > 0:12:09HIS father was a...
0:12:09 > 0:12:13Well, actually his father was a lackey, but he worked his way up.
0:12:13 > 0:12:17It was the winter of 1938, I think, and...
0:12:17 > 0:12:19Are you listening to me?!
0:12:19 > 0:12:21HE SHOUTS: Are you even awake?!
0:12:21 > 0:12:24Oh, sorry!
0:12:24 > 0:12:26Wonderful sleep.
0:12:26 > 0:12:29Even Jamie's VOICE was that boring, it sent me to sleep.
0:12:29 > 0:12:32Glorious sleep!
0:12:32 > 0:12:35I'm sorry, you were, um... you were saying?
0:12:35 > 0:12:38I was just saying, my...
0:12:38 > 0:12:39Dolly!
0:12:42 > 0:12:45- Dolly wouldn't stop the filming?- No.
0:12:45 > 0:12:49AS DOLLY: "There's no such thing as bad publicity".
0:12:49 > 0:12:53- Yeah, like when we were on the news. - We were on the news?
0:12:53 > 0:12:56No...we weren't on the news...
0:12:56 > 0:13:00for selling the hotel for the price of a single jammy donut.
0:13:09 > 0:13:12- What am I going to do?- Well...
0:13:12 > 0:13:14you could always...quit?
0:13:14 > 0:13:16- What?- Well, if you quit
0:13:16 > 0:13:19then Hotel Trubble won't have a boring bellboy
0:13:19 > 0:13:21for Barney to make a programme about.
0:13:21 > 0:13:24Lenny, you do remember how Hotel Trubble
0:13:24 > 0:13:27is the only thing I've ever cared about in my whole life?
0:13:27 > 0:13:31- Yeah, but...- Actually, I think you've got something.
0:13:31 > 0:13:34Well, the lotion's helping.
0:13:36 > 0:13:39If we don't have a boring bellboy, Barney doesn't have a show.
0:13:39 > 0:13:42But that doesn't mean I have to resign.
0:13:42 > 0:13:45I just have to do something really exciting!
0:13:46 > 0:13:49Now, what's really exciting?
0:13:49 > 0:13:51- Chess!- That's ridiculous.
0:13:51 > 0:13:54Yeah, too much. You don't want to blow his mind!
0:13:56 > 0:13:59Just think I need something really "wow",
0:13:59 > 0:14:02something that screams, "I'm so exciting!"
0:14:02 > 0:14:05Like what, Jamie?
0:14:05 > 0:14:08You know, like an elephant placard.
0:14:08 > 0:14:11What's this? "No to elephant testing"?
0:14:11 > 0:14:13I'm taking Barney's advice.
0:14:13 > 0:14:15TV can change the world,
0:14:15 > 0:14:18and my campaign for justice starts right here!
0:14:18 > 0:14:22"Legalise elephant theft".
0:14:23 > 0:14:27- "Free the lab elephants".- I thought you didn't want to be on TV?
0:14:27 > 0:14:30Well, that's why they have eye holes in them.
0:14:30 > 0:14:33PHONE BLARES
0:14:33 > 0:14:36Hello? Mr Trubble!
0:14:36 > 0:14:38No, we haven't forgotten.
0:14:38 > 0:14:41Fishcotheque, half seven, so exciting! Thank you so much!
0:14:41 > 0:14:44- PHONE GOES DEAD - Hello?
0:14:44 > 0:14:46No, he's gone.
0:14:46 > 0:14:49Of course. Fishcotheque! I'll go there!
0:14:49 > 0:14:51That'll prove I'm not boring!
0:14:51 > 0:14:53- I'm going! - You said you didn't want to.
0:14:53 > 0:14:54I've changed my mind!
0:14:54 > 0:14:56I'm going to get loads of celebrities
0:14:56 > 0:14:58to sign up to my campaign!
0:14:58 > 0:15:00What campaign? Elephants?
0:15:00 > 0:15:03Daisy, you haven't expressed the slightest interest in elephants
0:15:03 > 0:15:05in all the time you've been here!
0:15:05 > 0:15:08They think she's just a normal receptionist.
0:15:08 > 0:15:10ELEPHANT TRUMPETS
0:15:10 > 0:15:13- Pardon you.- Thank you.
0:15:13 > 0:15:15So, why don't you both go?
0:15:15 > 0:15:17Like a date?
0:15:17 > 0:15:20Well, Dolly is out tonight,
0:15:20 > 0:15:23and I can't leave you and Mrs P alone, can we?
0:15:23 > 0:15:25Remember what happened that the last time?
0:15:27 > 0:15:30- Bye!- Cheerio!- Have fun!
0:15:30 > 0:15:32Now what are we going to do?
0:15:32 > 0:15:38- We could press the button they told you never to press!- Yeah, why not?
0:15:38 > 0:15:42'Hotel self-destruct, activated in five, four, three...'
0:15:42 > 0:15:43I guess that's why not!
0:15:43 > 0:15:46Ooh, ooh...
0:15:50 > 0:15:53- So, I guess that means... BOTH:- You can't go tonight.
0:15:53 > 0:15:57- What?- No way you're going instead of me! Think of the elephants!
0:15:57 > 0:16:00If I don't go then the hotel is in big trouble! Don't you care?
0:16:00 > 0:16:05- So, who is going to go?- Me!- Me! OK, OK, look.
0:16:05 > 0:16:10- Mr Trubble said the night was for two people. Right? Like a...date.- Right.
0:16:10 > 0:16:13How about this? First one of us to get a date gets to go.
0:16:13 > 0:16:16- You've got a deal.- Great. - Brilliant.- You're on.
0:16:19 > 0:16:22So, I'm picturing you, me,
0:16:22 > 0:16:26a halibut and some of my special moves.
0:16:31 > 0:16:32- Ooh!- Sorry, mate!
0:16:34 > 0:16:37So, are we on for tonight or what?
0:16:37 > 0:16:40No.
0:16:40 > 0:16:42What? Why not?
0:16:42 > 0:16:45Because I'm washing the general.
0:16:45 > 0:16:48- CAT MIAOWS - Oh, sorry, got to go. Bye.
0:16:48 > 0:16:51All right, serious. Mummy's here.
0:16:51 > 0:16:55She said no! Then she hung up!
0:16:55 > 0:17:00- Women(!)- I've called all the girls I know, and both them have said no.
0:17:03 > 0:17:05Now how am I going to find a date?
0:17:16 > 0:17:19Thank you. Thank you!
0:17:20 > 0:17:22HE SNIFFS
0:17:27 > 0:17:30ELEPHANT TRUMPETS
0:17:30 > 0:17:32Ah!
0:17:32 > 0:17:35- There's...there's an... - Elephant?- Yes.
0:17:35 > 0:17:38- And an awful lot of... - Dung. I know. It's mine.
0:17:38 > 0:17:41No. The elephant is mine.
0:17:41 > 0:17:44Look, Barney, I'm not going to beat about the bush.
0:17:44 > 0:17:47I desperately need your help! I've done...
0:17:47 > 0:17:51questionable things, but I'm on a mission, Barney Harwood.
0:17:51 > 0:17:53And right now, I need a man like you!
0:17:54 > 0:17:56ELEPHANT TRUMPETS AND BASHES DOOR
0:18:01 > 0:18:05Oh, the papers, yeah! People find dates in the paper!
0:18:05 > 0:18:08- I don't know, Lenny. Lonely hearts? - Yeah, trust me, Jamie.
0:18:08 > 0:18:14Let's have a look. Oh, here we go, 20 years old, quiet, reliable...
0:18:14 > 0:18:17- Sounds quite nice.- Available now! - Excellent!
0:18:17 > 0:18:20- Midnight blue.- Interesting. Wait...
0:18:20 > 0:18:24- Is this a car?- Er...
0:18:24 > 0:18:26- CAR:- Don't be stupid, Lenny!
0:18:26 > 0:18:30The only date I'm looking forward to is my MOT!
0:18:30 > 0:18:35- Yeah, sorry, Jamie.- I can't let Barney put us on the programme.
0:18:35 > 0:18:38There's only one thing left for me to do. Ruddy Dolly.
0:18:38 > 0:18:41But I thought you said you couldn't quit?
0:18:41 > 0:18:42It's even worse than that.
0:18:42 > 0:18:45I'll have to ask her out. She's the only other girl around!
0:18:45 > 0:18:50Calm down, Jamie! This is not the time for this kind of mad talk!
0:18:50 > 0:18:54Righto. When will it be time, then? I do like a plan, you see.
0:18:54 > 0:18:58- I'm not boring, I tell you, I'm not boring!- Jamie, snap out of it!
0:18:58 > 0:18:59HE RINGS BELL REPEATEDLY
0:18:59 > 0:19:04Good afternoon, can I take your bags? Thanks!
0:19:04 > 0:19:08Jamie, you've just got to relax! Daisy's only been here two weeks.
0:19:08 > 0:19:12- There's no way she can find anyone by now!- So, you're up for it?
0:19:12 > 0:19:16- Of course, I'd love to. I really would.- Oh, no. She's dating Barney!
0:19:16 > 0:19:21Don't worry about it, Jamie. They're probably not arranging a date.
0:19:21 > 0:19:23He's probably just joined her elephant campaign.
0:19:23 > 0:19:28We probably just hilariously got the wrong end of the stick.
0:19:28 > 0:19:30Yeah, that's probably it.
0:19:30 > 0:19:33It's probably just a terrible comic misunderstanding.
0:19:33 > 0:19:37- I can't wait for our date tonight, Barney.- Neither can I!
0:19:37 > 0:19:40Right, that's it.
0:19:41 > 0:19:44Barney, a word. Dolly's office.
0:19:46 > 0:19:47Now!
0:19:52 > 0:19:53Listen, Harwood!
0:19:53 > 0:19:57So, here we are, up close and personal with what actually
0:19:57 > 0:20:00might be Britain's most boring bellboy.
0:20:00 > 0:20:04- I am not!- All right, then, prove it.
0:20:04 > 0:20:06I'm trying!
0:20:06 > 0:20:08Hang on.
0:20:10 > 0:20:14You've stopped falling asleep when I talk to you. Ha ha!
0:20:14 > 0:20:16Not so boring now, am I?
0:20:16 > 0:20:17BARNEY SNORES
0:20:19 > 0:20:20Oh.
0:20:20 > 0:20:22I AM boring.
0:20:24 > 0:20:27Look, if you wanted to prove that you're just too exciting
0:20:27 > 0:20:29to be on my show, all you had to do was...
0:20:29 > 0:20:31Come here.
0:20:32 > 0:20:34INAUDIBLE
0:20:34 > 0:20:40Oh, right. Yes, of course. Cripes. Well, that is exciting.
0:20:40 > 0:20:42- So?- Never. I couldn't...
0:20:42 > 0:20:46Not even for the good of the hotel?
0:20:46 > 0:20:49Actually, you've got something. BARNEY SNORES
0:20:59 > 0:21:01- Have I missed it?- Missed what?
0:21:01 > 0:21:04Quiet please. And action.
0:21:04 > 0:21:09Arrrrrrrrr! Arrrrrrrrr!
0:21:09 > 0:21:12Arrrrrrrrr...
0:21:12 > 0:21:14Ooh-ooh-ooh!
0:21:14 > 0:21:17Shamone! Shamone!
0:21:17 > 0:21:19Shamone!
0:21:19 > 0:21:22Pop it, lock it, polka dot it!
0:21:22 > 0:21:24Whoo! Yeah!
0:21:24 > 0:21:25Yeah!
0:21:31 > 0:21:36Me Jamie. Me take your bags. Give, give! Oh, and...
0:21:36 > 0:21:39HE SHOUTS OUT TARZAN CALL
0:21:39 > 0:21:42- Jamie, what...what are you doing? - Proving I'm not boring.
0:21:42 > 0:21:45And keeping myself and the hotel off the telly. Right, Barney?
0:21:45 > 0:21:47I'm afraid not, Jamie.
0:21:47 > 0:21:50What? But you said...
0:21:50 > 0:21:54I said I wouldn't put you on Britain's Most Boring Bellboys.
0:21:54 > 0:21:55Tell him!
0:21:55 > 0:21:59Jamie, you've just been pranked by the Prank Patrol!
0:21:59 > 0:22:01THEY LAUGH AND APPLAUD
0:22:01 > 0:22:03What?
0:22:04 > 0:22:06# Here they come, they're on a roll
0:22:06 > 0:22:09# Where they'll strike, nobody knows
0:22:09 > 0:22:13# Here we go Come on, join the Prank Patrol! #
0:22:13 > 0:22:19The best bit of the prank was when Jamie did that stupid Tarzan thing!
0:22:19 > 0:22:21And when he told me my idea was brilliant.
0:22:21 > 0:22:23Actually, no, that was the best bit.
0:22:23 > 0:22:26The best part of the prank for me was this bit.
0:22:26 > 0:22:28Where you filmed me saying that the best part
0:22:28 > 0:22:29of the prank for me was this bit.
0:22:29 > 0:22:31Where you filmed me saying that the best part
0:22:31 > 0:22:33of the prank for me was this bit.
0:22:34 > 0:22:37Where you filmed me saying that the best part
0:22:37 > 0:22:40of the prank for me was this bit.
0:22:40 > 0:22:44I liked the bit where I was washing the cat.
0:22:44 > 0:22:46Well, I really hadn't had a lot to do this episode,
0:22:46 > 0:22:53so I thought it would bear a slow motion replay.
0:22:53 > 0:22:54HEAVENLY MUSIC
0:22:59 > 0:23:01Yes. Just like that!
0:23:01 > 0:23:03Where you filmed...
0:23:03 > 0:23:05Where you filmed me saying the best part
0:23:05 > 0:23:07of the prank for me was this bit.
0:23:07 > 0:23:09Where...
0:23:12 > 0:23:16So, there's no such programme as Britain's Most Boring Bellboys?
0:23:16 > 0:23:18It was all part of the prank?
0:23:18 > 0:23:21Yeah. We made it all up!
0:23:21 > 0:23:25Now millions of people will see
0:23:25 > 0:23:28how stupid you look on national television!
0:23:28 > 0:23:32- Not a lot of change there, then. - Why aren't you mortified?
0:23:32 > 0:23:34Well, made you laugh, right?
0:23:34 > 0:23:38So, if I'm not very much mistaken, it will make the nation laugh too!
0:23:38 > 0:23:40WIND BLOWS
0:23:42 > 0:23:45And that's got to be great publicity for the hotel, so...
0:23:45 > 0:23:47thanks, Prank Patrol!
0:23:47 > 0:23:51Oh, and you get to go on a date with Barney Harwood!
0:23:51 > 0:23:54- Yeah!- So I think everything's turned out pretty well!
0:23:54 > 0:23:55I know. Isn't it exciting?
0:23:55 > 0:23:58And he's going to...
0:23:58 > 0:24:01Introduce me to loads more celebs who can sign up for my campaign!
0:24:01 > 0:24:03No problem. It's a pleasure, Daisy!
0:24:03 > 0:24:06- I do have one more thing to say to you before we go in.- What?
0:24:06 > 0:24:08You've been pranked by the Prank Patrol!
0:24:08 > 0:24:09I'm not Barney at all.
0:24:11 > 0:24:12I'm Lenny!
0:24:12 > 0:24:14I don't believe it.
0:24:14 > 0:24:17Barney didn't want to come out on a date with you,
0:24:17 > 0:24:20so he got me involved with the prank! What was your best bit?
0:24:20 > 0:24:23Well, my favourite part must've been...
0:24:23 > 0:24:26when I told you
0:24:26 > 0:24:29that you've been pranked by the Prank Patrol!
0:24:32 > 0:24:33I'm Mrs Poshington!
0:24:33 > 0:24:36Daisy was too worried to come out to the nightclub after all!
0:24:36 > 0:24:41Wow, I don't believe it! It's a good one.
0:24:41 > 0:24:44- You really got me, Mrs P! Anyway, let's party!- Yeah!
0:24:44 > 0:24:46DANCE MUSIC PLAYS
0:25:13 > 0:25:19Finally! Some peace! I wonder what that does.
0:25:19 > 0:25:24'Hotel self-destruct, activated...'
0:25:24 > 0:25:27- PHONE RINGS - '..in five, four, three,
0:25:27 > 0:25:30- 'two, one...' - Hello, Hotel Trubble?
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