0:00:02 > 0:00:06'Welcome to Hotel Trubble. Meet Sally, our receptionist.'
0:00:06 > 0:00:08Trying to have a conversation here!
0:00:08 > 0:00:12'And this is Lenny. He's a man of many talents.
0:00:12 > 0:00:17'This is Dolly. She's Mr Trubble's...umm...fiance.
0:00:17 > 0:00:20'This is Mrs Poshington, the new cleaner.'
0:00:20 > 0:00:24Which just leaves me, Jamie. I'm the bellboy.
0:00:24 > 0:00:26# Hotel Trubble forever
0:00:26 > 0:00:28# It's the pits and we know
0:00:28 > 0:00:32# We're stuck but we love it
0:00:32 > 0:00:34# Hotel Trubble forever
0:00:34 > 0:00:37# We're a team staying calm Arm in arm
0:00:37 > 0:00:40# So the hotel survives
0:00:40 > 0:00:41# Trubble, Trubble
0:00:41 > 0:00:44# Keep the hotel alive. #
0:00:57 > 0:01:02Right, gang. I've been on the phone with troubly, wubbly Trubble
0:01:02 > 0:01:08and he says that we've not had enough guests staying here lately.
0:01:08 > 0:01:09He's not happy.
0:01:09 > 0:01:13- Aww, that's a shame. Should we buy him a lollipop?- A lollipop?
0:01:13 > 0:01:20My mum bought me a lollipop when I wasn't happy. Never did me any harm.
0:01:20 > 0:01:23Anyway, we need people to come back to the hotel.
0:01:23 > 0:01:27And seeing as you lot are a little bit lazy
0:01:27 > 0:01:32and a bit useless, I have come up with a new idea to bring 'em in.
0:01:32 > 0:01:37Boys and girls, let me introduce you to my new...
0:01:37 > 0:01:40- Pause for drum roll... - DRUM ROLL
0:01:40 > 0:01:42..Turbo Chair.
0:01:43 > 0:01:49Turbo Chair is designed to relieve stress by massaging you
0:01:49 > 0:01:52while you sit back and relax.
0:01:52 > 0:01:55That will bring the customers in. A chair(?!)
0:01:55 > 0:01:58Um, what did you say, Sally?
0:01:58 > 0:02:03You sound a little stressed yourself. Why don't you have a go?
0:02:09 > 0:02:11MUSIC PLAYS
0:02:18 > 0:02:23- I bet you're feeling more relaxed now, aren't you, Sally?- Yeah(!)
0:02:23 > 0:02:26Never let her put me in that chair again.
0:02:26 > 0:02:30How does this bonkers contraption of yours work, Dolly?
0:02:30 > 0:02:32Batteries? Electricity? Solar power?
0:02:32 > 0:02:37No, no, no, no. It's run by a little man who sits inside it.
0:02:37 > 0:02:40- ALL: What? - Yeah. His name's Nigel.
0:02:40 > 0:02:42You all right in there, Nigel?
0:02:42 > 0:02:45- NIGEL: I'm all right. Can I get a cup of tea?- Yes.
0:02:45 > 0:02:49So hang on. Your great idea to bring guests in is a little man
0:02:49 > 0:02:54who sits in a chair and shakes it when you sit in it.
0:02:54 > 0:02:58Well, I don't see you coming up with any better ideas, Jamie.
0:02:58 > 0:03:00- I have got an idea...- No!
0:03:00 > 0:03:03Turbo Chair it is.
0:03:03 > 0:03:06People will come from miles around to have a go.
0:03:06 > 0:03:09You're making me all tense now.
0:03:09 > 0:03:12Do your worst, Nigel!
0:03:12 > 0:03:14MUSIC PLAYS
0:03:16 > 0:03:18Right, guys. We have a problem.
0:03:18 > 0:03:22This hotel isn't getting enough guests and call me crazy,
0:03:22 > 0:03:26but a little man shaking a big chair won't bring them in.
0:03:26 > 0:03:29What about a big man shaking a little chair?
0:03:29 > 0:03:31Even worse.
0:03:31 > 0:03:35Why do you care anyway? No guests means less work for us.
0:03:35 > 0:03:39So I can sit around and read Best Baked Bean Magazine.
0:03:39 > 0:03:43- Best Baked Bean Magazine? - I've read the other magazines
0:03:43 > 0:03:47- and I've got to find something to do. - Well, you could work!
0:03:47 > 0:03:50Pfff! It's actually quite interesting.
0:03:50 > 0:03:54You wouldn't believe what the people in bean companies get up to.
0:03:54 > 0:03:57Believe me, darling... I know.
0:03:57 > 0:04:01I once dated the head of Baked Beans Incorporated.
0:04:01 > 0:04:04Enough about the beans! If we don't get any guests
0:04:04 > 0:04:08then there won't BE a hotel for us to work in.
0:04:08 > 0:04:11Jamie, Mr Trubble would never close down this hotel.
0:04:11 > 0:04:17Get real, grandma! This hotel is a tiny part of the Trubble empire.
0:04:17 > 0:04:19He's got businesses all over the world.
0:04:19 > 0:04:23His porcupine farm makes more money than this place.
0:04:23 > 0:04:26What do you make at a porcupine farm?
0:04:26 > 0:04:28Toothpicks.
0:04:28 > 0:04:33Oi! Put that back or you'll be picking your teeth up from the floor!
0:04:33 > 0:04:35Rargh!
0:04:35 > 0:04:40I've got an idea that I'm pretty confident will blow your socks off.
0:04:40 > 0:04:44THEY MUMBLE
0:04:44 > 0:04:50We are entering the International Hotel of the Year competition!
0:04:51 > 0:04:56- Guys!- So you want to enter some big hotel competition?
0:04:56 > 0:05:00- What do you want us to do about it? - I need your help, Sally.
0:05:00 > 0:05:04We need to show Mr T we're what keeps this hotel together.
0:05:04 > 0:05:08If we don't save the hotel, what's going to happen to you?
0:05:08 > 0:05:12Do you want to go back to your old job counting grains of salt?
0:05:14 > 0:05:18One million 846.
0:05:18 > 0:05:22One million 847.
0:05:25 > 0:05:27Achoo!
0:05:27 > 0:05:28Awww!
0:05:29 > 0:05:32One, two...
0:05:32 > 0:05:37All right, Jamie. We'll help you. What do we have to do?
0:05:37 > 0:05:41We need something to impress the judges.
0:05:41 > 0:05:47OK. What if I sang to the guests, 24/7?
0:05:50 > 0:05:56# Good morning!
0:05:56 > 0:06:00# I hope you're enjoying your stay!
0:06:00 > 0:06:04# Don't worry about the holes in the roof
0:06:04 > 0:06:07# They are meant to be there!
0:06:07 > 0:06:12# Yeah, yeah, yeah. #
0:06:16 > 0:06:20Why don't we make it an international hotel?
0:06:20 > 0:06:24We could have sausages from Germany, music from South Africa,
0:06:24 > 0:06:26French cheese from...
0:06:26 > 0:06:31- the supermarket. - Not bad, Lenny. Not bad.
0:06:35 > 0:06:39# Gu-u-u-u-ten tag!
0:06:39 > 0:06:43# Guten tag! Guten ta-a-a-ag!
0:06:43 > 0:06:47# Guten, guten, guten
0:06:47 > 0:06:50# Guten, guten, guten. #
0:06:50 > 0:06:56Whoa! Do you know any German, other than "guten tag"?
0:06:56 > 0:06:59No.
0:06:59 > 0:07:01BICYCLE BELL RINGS
0:07:01 > 0:07:04Jamie, I've got a rickshaw from China.
0:07:04 > 0:07:06Ah, good.
0:07:06 > 0:07:10- Pretend you're a guest. Hop on board.- OK.
0:07:12 > 0:07:15Good evening, sir. May I take you to your room?
0:07:15 > 0:07:17Oh, yes, please. Room five.
0:07:17 > 0:07:19- Off we go then. - HORN BEEPS
0:07:27 > 0:07:29Stairs.
0:07:29 > 0:07:33I haven't really thought this through, have I?
0:07:33 > 0:07:35# Yo, heave-ho!
0:07:35 > 0:07:38# Yo, heave-ho!
0:07:38 > 0:07:43# Yo-o-o-o
0:07:43 > 0:07:46# Yo, heave-ho! #
0:07:46 > 0:07:50I'm guessing that's Mrs Poshington's contribution.
0:07:50 > 0:07:52Russian dancing.
0:07:52 > 0:07:57I've looked on the internet and found out how the competition works.
0:07:57 > 0:08:02The organisers send a mystery guest to each hotel in the competition.
0:08:02 > 0:08:07Is that like a guest that solves mysteries? Like Sherlock Holmes?
0:08:07 > 0:08:12Perhaps he can solve the mystery of what's been happening to my cookies.
0:08:12 > 0:08:16- You haven't seen them, have you? - SALLY MUMBLES
0:08:16 > 0:08:20No, a mystery guest is a guest who looks like any other ordinary guest
0:08:20 > 0:08:23but is actually not what they seem.
0:08:23 > 0:08:27- Are they a burglar?- No. - Are they a robot?- No.
0:08:27 > 0:08:32Are they a robot burglar sent from the future come to wipe our past?
0:08:32 > 0:08:36A mystery guest is someone who pretends to be a guest
0:08:36 > 0:08:40but is actually judging the hotel for the competition.
0:08:46 > 0:08:53Oh. Thank you, Nigel. I feel much m-m-more relaxed n-n-now.
0:08:53 > 0:08:57- NIGEL:- Can I have that cup of tea? I'm thirsty from all that shaking.
0:08:57 > 0:09:00Yes, I'll go and get it.
0:09:07 > 0:09:11Oh, I'm sorry, Nigel. All the tea seems to have gone.
0:09:11 > 0:09:14- NIGEL:- Crumpet! I was desperate for a cuppa.
0:09:18 > 0:09:23- Excuse me.- Oh, I'm sorry. I don't know where the staff have got to.
0:09:23 > 0:09:26- Do you have any rooms? - Oh, yes, yes, yes.
0:09:26 > 0:09:31I imagine you're here for the Turbo Chair.
0:09:31 > 0:09:33Was it an advert in the paper you saw?
0:09:33 > 0:09:38What? Turbo Chair? I do not have time for this.
0:09:38 > 0:09:42- I have just had a long flight from Japan.- Oooh, Japan, eh?
0:09:42 > 0:09:46You must be very stressed. You need something to relax you.
0:09:46 > 0:09:50- Something to shake away all those worries.- What is this?
0:09:50 > 0:09:54- I just want to go to my room.- Setting it to number five. Ready, Nigel?
0:09:54 > 0:09:57- NIGEL:- Full steam ahead!
0:09:57 > 0:10:02Whoa! Stop! What's going on?
0:10:02 > 0:10:05- Hello, Jamie! This is Mr...- Takahashi.
0:10:05 > 0:10:09Mr Takahashi. He's trying out our new Turbo Chair.
0:10:09 > 0:10:14The mystery guest. No! No Turbo Chair!
0:10:14 > 0:10:19I'm sure Mr Takahashi wants to go to his room. Am I right, Mr Takahashi?
0:10:19 > 0:10:25- Yes. I tried to tell this woman, but she's crazy!- I am not crazy!
0:10:25 > 0:10:27Ha-ha! Yeah!
0:10:27 > 0:10:30I'll just take your bags.
0:10:30 > 0:10:33Which is obviously a very polite thing to do
0:10:33 > 0:10:36so you might want to make a note of that.
0:10:36 > 0:10:40It's very exciting times at Hotel Trubble.
0:10:40 > 0:10:43We're making this a fully international hotel.
0:10:43 > 0:10:47We'll have food and entertainment from all around the world.
0:10:47 > 0:10:51- So you will have Japanese food? - Japanese food...
0:10:51 > 0:10:54Yes! Of course!
0:10:54 > 0:10:57Remind me. Japanese food is...
0:10:58 > 0:11:02Well, it's, em...
0:11:04 > 0:11:09You do not know, do you? Japanese food is sushi!
0:11:09 > 0:11:11Bento! Wasabi!
0:11:11 > 0:11:15Sushi? Yes. We've got loads of sushi.
0:11:15 > 0:11:18I'll just get our chef to cook some up for you.
0:11:18 > 0:11:21What? Cook?! You do not cook sushi!
0:11:21 > 0:11:25- It is raw fish!- Really?
0:11:25 > 0:11:29I mean, of course, yes. Raw fish.
0:11:29 > 0:11:32- Do you want some now?- No.
0:11:32 > 0:11:35Now I will lie down. I want my sushi ready for me at 7pm.
0:11:35 > 0:11:40No sooner and no later! And I expect some entertainment with my meal.
0:11:40 > 0:11:45I do not wish to eat whilst looking at nothing but your chubby chops!
0:11:45 > 0:11:48- Now take me to my room! - Yes, of course.
0:11:48 > 0:11:53When I am asleep I do not like to be disturbed. Understand?
0:11:53 > 0:11:56When I am disturbed, it makes me very cross!
0:11:56 > 0:11:59And you would not want to see me when I am cross.
0:11:59 > 0:12:03- Here is a picture of me when I am cross.- Argh!
0:12:05 > 0:12:11And this is the corridor! 100% wood.
0:12:11 > 0:12:15I'll turn my back in case you do want to make a note of that.
0:12:15 > 0:12:18Just in case you're judging a competition.
0:12:18 > 0:12:21And this is your room.
0:12:21 > 0:12:27There you are. All our rooms have four walls, a ceiling
0:12:27 > 0:12:29and all but one have a floor.
0:12:29 > 0:12:31MAN SCREAMS
0:12:31 > 0:12:34- THUD! - Yeah, we should probably fix that.
0:12:34 > 0:12:38I really think you will enjoy your stay.
0:12:38 > 0:12:40Hmm. I'll be the judge of that.
0:12:40 > 0:12:44Uh? Judge of that? I see what you did there. I like it.
0:12:44 > 0:12:49What are you talking about? OK. I'm going to sleep now.
0:12:49 > 0:12:54I do not want to hear any noise. The slightest sound could wake me up.
0:12:54 > 0:12:56- OK.- You just made sound!
0:12:56 > 0:12:59- (OK.)- Better.
0:12:59 > 0:13:03- Now close my door. - Of course!- Quietly!
0:13:12 > 0:13:19# Guten tag! Auf wiedersehen!
0:13:19 > 0:13:23# Eins, zwei, drei! #
0:13:23 > 0:13:26I'm so sorry.
0:13:28 > 0:13:32What are you doing? You can't sing to him in German!
0:13:32 > 0:13:36You're right. French is a more beautiful language.
0:13:36 > 0:13:41# Bonjour! Ou est la bibliotheque? #
0:13:41 > 0:13:46This place is a mad house. I do not want to hear any more noise.
0:13:46 > 0:13:50Yes. I'll make sure of it. Have a good sleep.
0:13:50 > 0:13:52Jamie! I found the mystery guest!
0:13:52 > 0:13:56Lenny. That's a life-size cutout of John Barrowman.
0:13:58 > 0:14:03Oh, yeah. I wondered why he wasn't talking back.
0:14:03 > 0:14:08Anyway, don't you worry. I'll keep looking. See you later, Jamie!
0:14:08 > 0:14:13- I thought I told you. I need absolute silence.- Sorry.
0:14:25 > 0:14:27FLOORBOARD CREAKS
0:14:27 > 0:14:29Oof!
0:14:34 > 0:14:37And then he said, "I'll be the judge of that."
0:14:37 > 0:14:39A pretty obvious hint, right?
0:14:39 > 0:14:44Oh. Right. Yes. Absolutely... Is it?
0:14:44 > 0:14:47He means he's the judge of the competition.
0:14:47 > 0:14:51He's testing us by getting us to make sushi
0:14:51 > 0:14:55and by generally being the most difficult guest I've ever met.
0:14:55 > 0:14:58We need to make sure he has the best stay possible.
0:14:58 > 0:15:01Whatever you do, don't tell Dolly.
0:15:01 > 0:15:05You know I can speak Japanese.
0:15:05 > 0:15:09"Hello" is "konnichiwa".
0:15:09 > 0:15:14# Konnichiwa, konnichiwa
0:15:14 > 0:15:18# Konnichiwa-wa-wa-wa-wa-wa! #
0:15:18 > 0:15:21Oh, I love that song!
0:15:21 > 0:15:26Sally's singing it to Mr Takahashi, the mystery guest,
0:15:26 > 0:15:30in the Hotel of the Year Competition we entered to save the hotel.
0:15:30 > 0:15:35Was it "don't tell Dolly" or "do?" I forget.
0:15:35 > 0:15:38It was DON'T! Nice one, brain box.
0:15:38 > 0:15:43You've entered the hotel into a competition without telling me?
0:15:43 > 0:15:46With my Turbo Chair, we can't lose!
0:15:46 > 0:15:50I'll seat Mr Takahashi in it 24 hours a day.
0:15:50 > 0:15:54- Are you up to that, Nige?- It'd be easier if you gave me a cup of tea.
0:15:54 > 0:15:57I was very big in Japan in my younger days...
0:15:59 > 0:16:02Something of a pop star actually.
0:16:02 > 0:16:05- Perhaps you remember my hit single? - What was it called?
0:16:05 > 0:16:09"Fun Baby Fun, Fun, Fun Time, Let's Dance. Brackets,
0:16:09 > 0:16:12"Do You Want To Dance? Close Brackets."
0:16:12 > 0:16:15It's a...catchy title.
0:16:15 > 0:16:19At seven o'clock, Mr Takahashi is coming down for sushi.
0:16:19 > 0:16:22He wants some kind of entertainment.
0:16:22 > 0:16:27- Sally, we'll work on that. Lenny, talk to chef about sushi.- OK.
0:16:27 > 0:16:31No, wait. Why do I have to talk to him?
0:16:31 > 0:16:34Because I'm doing the entertainment.
0:16:34 > 0:16:38I mean, it's not like I'm afraid of the chef or anything(!)
0:16:38 > 0:16:41No, me neither(!)
0:16:41 > 0:16:44- I'll break out the riot gear. - Good idea.
0:16:44 > 0:16:51# Konnichiwa-wa-wa-wa-waaaah! #
0:16:51 > 0:16:56Sally, I'm not sure singing is your strongest point.
0:16:56 > 0:16:59Maybe we should focus on the dancing.
0:16:59 > 0:17:01# What do you mean?!
0:17:01 > 0:17:04# I'm the best singer
0:17:04 > 0:17:10# In the wo-o-o-o-o-o-o-r-l-d. #
0:17:12 > 0:17:16Actually, Sally... Just sing that last note again.
0:17:16 > 0:17:21- # World! #- Try it a bit higher... - # Wor-r-rld! #
0:17:21 > 0:17:27- A bit higher...- # Wor-r-rld! # - And just a bit higher...
0:17:27 > 0:17:31NOTHING COMES OUT
0:17:31 > 0:17:34Oh, no, Sally!
0:17:34 > 0:17:40It sounds like you've lost your voice. You won't be able to sing.
0:17:40 > 0:17:46Aww, maybe you could do some dancing instead.
0:17:46 > 0:17:48(I hate you, Jamie.)
0:17:50 > 0:17:55Back soon, dearest. I've one more hotel to judge for the competition.
0:17:55 > 0:17:58Love to you. Goodbye. Bye-bye.
0:17:58 > 0:18:01Ah, Hotel Trubble.
0:18:01 > 0:18:04Well, the lobby looks nice enough.
0:18:08 > 0:18:11Excuse me, I'm looking for a room.
0:18:11 > 0:18:15- What?- I said I'd like to book a room, if I may.
0:18:15 > 0:18:19I'm kind of busy right now. There are forms on the desk.
0:18:19 > 0:18:23I see. My name is Mr Baker. I was hoping you could tell me
0:18:23 > 0:18:26a little about what this hotel has to offer?
0:18:26 > 0:18:31Listen, Mr Butcher! You've got eyes, haven't you?
0:18:31 > 0:18:35We've got a very important guest staying so I need to get this done.
0:18:35 > 0:18:41Ah, I see. Ah! Excuse me, my name is Mr Baker. I'd like to book a room.
0:18:41 > 0:18:45That's lovely, Mr Builder, but it is busy so if you can find a room
0:18:45 > 0:18:50- and we'll sort the rest out later. - Right. Oh. OK.
0:18:50 > 0:18:54BANGING AND CRASHING
0:18:54 > 0:18:58No, Chef, no-one's criticising your cooking!
0:18:58 > 0:19:01What are you doing with that cake, Chef?
0:19:04 > 0:19:07Chef? Where you going?
0:19:07 > 0:19:11Suppose I'll have to make the sushi myself.
0:19:11 > 0:19:17Without Chef, I'll have to cook the sushi myself!
0:19:17 > 0:19:21According to this, it's raw fish in rice.
0:19:21 > 0:19:25I don't get it! Where am I going to find raw fish?
0:19:27 > 0:19:32Think, Lenny. Think. Hey, I've got it!
0:19:32 > 0:19:36Mr Trubble's goldfish. Do you that's a good idea, Sally?
0:19:36 > 0:19:38I don't know what you mean by that.
0:19:38 > 0:19:42Does it mean yes when you shake your head, or no?
0:19:42 > 0:19:45I'm going to take that as a yes. Thanks, Sally.
0:19:45 > 0:19:48PHONE RINGS
0:19:48 > 0:19:49NO VOICE COMES OUT
0:19:49 > 0:19:53Hello, I'd like to order some room service, please.
0:19:53 > 0:19:55VOICE CROAKS
0:19:55 > 0:19:59I'll have a bowl of pasta, a glass of lemonade
0:19:59 > 0:20:01and a slice of banoffee pie, please.
0:20:03 > 0:20:05Hello?...
0:20:13 > 0:20:15- Lenny, is the sushi ready yet?- No!
0:20:15 > 0:20:19You! It is seven o'clock. Where is my sushi?!
0:20:19 > 0:20:23Ah, Mr Takahashi. If you'd like to step into the dining room,
0:20:23 > 0:20:26we have your entertainment.
0:20:26 > 0:20:30- And sushi?!- Of course. The sushi will be ready any moment.
0:20:30 > 0:20:32Follow me.
0:20:32 > 0:20:35And I'm sure you've noticed our...
0:20:35 > 0:20:40Sorry! ..our special international decorations?
0:20:40 > 0:20:44- Don't know if you want to make a note?- I don't care!
0:20:44 > 0:20:46I just care about sushi!
0:20:46 > 0:20:52Excuse me. I'm peckish and I think there's a problem with room service.
0:20:52 > 0:20:56I'd like a bowl of pasta, a lemonade and a slice of banoffee pie.
0:20:56 > 0:21:02- Um, I don't want to seem rude, Mr Bricklayer.- It's Baker.
0:21:02 > 0:21:09We have a very special guest staying at the moment so...we'll have to...
0:21:09 > 0:21:15If you could have a seat, someone will be with you in a moment.
0:21:15 > 0:21:18This will help you to relax.
0:21:18 > 0:21:22Nige, give him the full session and that cup of tea is yours.
0:21:22 > 0:21:26- NIGEL:- Message understood, Skipper. - Full session?
0:21:26 > 0:21:28- Right.- Owww!
0:21:32 > 0:21:37- Sushi!- Sushi!- Sushi!- Sushi!
0:21:37 > 0:21:44Coming right up. But first it's time for your entertainment!
0:21:48 > 0:21:53Mr Takahashi. We would like to take you on a journey across the world
0:21:53 > 0:21:58through the wonder of the dance.
0:22:02 > 0:22:04Spain!
0:22:04 > 0:22:11MUSIC: "Macarena" by Los del Rio
0:22:11 > 0:22:13USA.
0:22:13 > 0:22:16MUSIC: Wild west tune
0:22:16 > 0:22:20- India. - MUSIC: Traditional Indian music
0:22:24 > 0:22:28- Ireland. - MUSIC: Traditional Irish jig
0:22:32 > 0:22:35Germany.
0:22:35 > 0:22:39MUSIC: Traditional German music
0:22:39 > 0:22:41Lithuania...
0:22:41 > 0:22:46SILENCE
0:22:56 > 0:22:58And finally...
0:22:58 > 0:23:05SHE SINGS SLOW, SOMBRE SONG
0:23:07 > 0:23:10# I don't know any more. #
0:23:10 > 0:23:13..Russia.
0:23:13 > 0:23:18I do not care for any of this dancing.
0:23:18 > 0:23:23- Where is my sushi? - Right here.
0:23:23 > 0:23:25First the rice...
0:23:25 > 0:23:29pudding. And now the raw fish.
0:23:29 > 0:23:31Ta-da!
0:23:31 > 0:23:35- Is that Mr Trubble's goldfish?- Yeah.
0:23:38 > 0:23:41Arghh!
0:23:41 > 0:23:44There we go... Sushi!
0:23:44 > 0:23:46Enjoy your meal.
0:23:48 > 0:23:50KLAXON BLARES
0:23:50 > 0:23:55'Goldfish are a protected species. Eat fish fingers, instead.
0:23:55 > 0:23:58'Hey, what about me. Am I not protected?'
0:23:58 > 0:24:02This is the worst hotel I have ever stayed in my whole life.
0:24:02 > 0:24:05I'm leaving immediately!
0:24:05 > 0:24:11Mr Takahashi. Please give us another chance. I'm begging you.
0:24:11 > 0:24:16This is the worst hotel ever! Nothing could make me want to stay!
0:24:16 > 0:24:20# Fun, baby, fun, fun, fun time... #
0:24:20 > 0:24:23I don't believe it. Yolly Dolly?!
0:24:23 > 0:24:27# ..Wanna dance close brackets Fun, baby, fun, fun, time
0:24:27 > 0:24:30# Let's dance, brackets Do you wanna dance, close brackets?
0:24:30 > 0:24:33# Fun, baby, fun, fun, fun time
0:24:33 > 0:24:39# Let's dance, brackets Do you wanna dance, close brackets?
0:24:39 > 0:24:45# Fun, fun, fun, fun, fun Fun, fun, fun, fun, fun. #
0:24:45 > 0:24:46That was so beautiful.
0:24:46 > 0:24:51It was number one in Japan for five years. I had your picture on my wall.
0:24:51 > 0:24:55- When will you release a new single? - Oh, Mr Takahashi.
0:24:55 > 0:24:58I'm not in the music business any more.
0:24:58 > 0:25:02Well, let's not be so hasty. I'm sure we can sort something out,
0:25:02 > 0:25:06IF Mr Takahashi was willing to do something for us.
0:25:06 > 0:25:10For example, let us win the competition.
0:25:10 > 0:25:12Competition? What competition?
0:25:12 > 0:25:16The International Hotel of the Year Competition.
0:25:16 > 0:25:19You are the mystery guest, right?
0:25:19 > 0:25:24Mystery guest?! Like Sherlock Holmes? Or a robot burglar from the future?
0:25:24 > 0:25:30- See!- You're not the mystery guest? - Then who could it be?
0:25:30 > 0:25:36A bowl of pasta, a lemonade and a slice of banoffee pie, please!
0:25:36 > 0:25:39You're the mystery guest, aren't you Mr Bakewell Tart?
0:25:39 > 0:25:43My Name is Mr Baker! Mr Baker!
0:25:43 > 0:25:47I would never let you win the hotel competition.
0:25:47 > 0:25:51Not if you were the last hotel on Earth! Good day to you!
0:25:57 > 0:25:59So, that's it then.
0:25:59 > 0:26:04We haven't won the competition and Hotel Trubble is over.
0:26:04 > 0:26:10I knew I'd seen him. Mr Takahashi is the owner of Takahashi Baked Beans -
0:26:10 > 0:26:13the biggest baked bean company in Japan!
0:26:13 > 0:26:17- I can't believe I didn't recognise him(!)- No, listen!
0:26:17 > 0:26:21It says he's planning on holding the biggest baked bean convention
0:26:21 > 0:26:27in Britain next month. He's probably looking for a hotel to stay at.
0:26:27 > 0:26:30You mean...if we can persuade him to make everyone
0:26:30 > 0:26:35come to the baked bean convention then Hotel Trubble will be saved.
0:26:35 > 0:26:37But how can we convince him to do that?
0:26:37 > 0:26:40We might not need to.
0:26:40 > 0:26:43# Fun, baby, fun, fun, fun time. #
0:26:43 > 0:26:46- Every room? - He booked every room.
0:26:46 > 0:26:49- For a whole month? - For a whole month.
0:26:49 > 0:26:52There's just one thing. They all want sushi.
0:26:52 > 0:26:57Awww. Well, I suppose I better go out and buy some more goldfish.
0:27:00 > 0:27:03I guess things are back to normal.
0:27:03 > 0:27:07SHE SINGS A RUSSIAN SONG
0:27:09 > 0:27:12Well, when I say normal...
0:27:12 > 0:27:14And now I've got my voice back...
0:27:14 > 0:27:17# I can sing! #
0:27:17 > 0:27:24SHE SINGS BADLY
0:27:24 > 0:27:29PHONE RINGS
0:27:29 > 0:27:32NO VOICE COMES OUT
0:27:32 > 0:27:34# Hotel Trubble for ever
0:27:34 > 0:27:36# It's the pits and we know
0:27:36 > 0:27:39# We're stuck but we love it
0:27:39 > 0:27:42# Hotel Trubble for ever
0:27:42 > 0:27:45# We're a team staying calm Arm in arm
0:27:45 > 0:27:48# So the hotel survives
0:27:48 > 0:27:50# Trubble, Trubble Keep the hotel alive. #