0:00:02 > 0:00:05Welcome to Hotel Trubble. Meet Sally, our receptionist.
0:00:05 > 0:00:08People, trying to have a conversation.
0:00:08 > 0:00:11And this is Lenny. He's a man of many talents.
0:00:12 > 0:00:16This is Dolly. She's Mr Trubble's fiancee.
0:00:17 > 0:00:20And this is Mrs Poshington, the new cleaner,
0:00:20 > 0:00:23which just leaves me, Jamie.
0:00:23 > 0:00:24I'm the bellboy.
0:00:24 > 0:00:27# Hotel Trubble forever
0:00:27 > 0:00:29# It's the pits and we know
0:00:29 > 0:00:32# We're stuck but we love it
0:00:32 > 0:00:34# Hotel Trubble forever
0:00:34 > 0:00:37# We're a team staying calm Arm in arm
0:00:37 > 0:00:39# So the hotel survives
0:00:39 > 0:00:41# Trubble, Trubble
0:00:41 > 0:00:44# Keep the hotel alive. #
0:00:53 > 0:00:55Hello, Hotel Trubble.
0:00:55 > 0:01:00Blah-di-blah, blah, blah, blah. OK, bye.
0:01:02 > 0:01:05- Did someone ring? - No, I'm practising.
0:01:05 > 0:01:07Things are pretty quiet here.
0:01:09 > 0:01:11Oh, Jamie, I'm so bored!
0:01:11 > 0:01:15- Lenny, you'll get fat. - Oh, it's OK. I'm rubbish at it.
0:01:15 > 0:01:19Jamie, I'm so bored, too! And I'm too beautiful to be bored.
0:01:19 > 0:01:21You really are, Sally.
0:01:22 > 0:01:25I mean, come on, guys!
0:01:25 > 0:01:27We're bound to get a guest soon.
0:01:27 > 0:01:31In the meantime, let's watch some TV just for a treat.
0:01:31 > 0:01:35On tonight's Paint Your Living Room it's been an exciting one.
0:01:35 > 0:01:37With 40 minutes to go,
0:01:37 > 0:01:41Stuart finishes painting his lounge wall grey with grey highlights.
0:01:41 > 0:01:42SHE YAWNS
0:01:42 > 0:01:46This is really dull. It's like watching paint dry.
0:01:46 > 0:01:48He just finished the final coat.
0:01:49 > 0:01:52I know! I can read you both a story from my comic.
0:01:52 > 0:01:53Comics are for babies.
0:01:53 > 0:01:56You're thinking of nappies and rusks.
0:01:56 > 0:02:00Comics are full of superheroes with superpowers.
0:02:00 > 0:02:01I'd love to be a superhero.
0:02:03 > 0:02:06Lenny, superheroes are brave and fight baddies.
0:02:06 > 0:02:08You're scared of balloon animals.
0:02:08 > 0:02:11No, I'm not.
0:02:11 > 0:02:13Ah, ah! Put it away!
0:02:13 > 0:02:14Ha-ha-ha!
0:02:14 > 0:02:17You get brave when you get your powers.
0:02:17 > 0:02:19How do you get superpowers?
0:02:19 > 0:02:22You get superpowers by being bitten by something.
0:02:22 > 0:02:25Spider-Man got bitten by a spider.
0:02:25 > 0:02:28Batman, he got bitten by a...
0:02:28 > 0:02:30Oh, what was it, now? Don't tell me.
0:02:30 > 0:02:31A bat?
0:02:31 > 0:02:34No. Er... Oh, that's it - a pigeon!
0:02:34 > 0:02:38Hey, if you could have a superpower, what would it be?
0:02:39 > 0:02:41I'd be Glamour Girl.
0:02:41 > 0:02:45I'd have a slinky catsuit and laser lipstick.
0:02:47 > 0:02:48Glamour Girl -
0:02:48 > 0:02:53destroying baddies' self-esteem by telling them their bums look big!
0:02:53 > 0:02:54Pow! Pow!
0:02:54 > 0:02:57MUSIC: "Glamorous" by Fergie
0:02:57 > 0:02:59Yeah, yeah.
0:02:59 > 0:03:03- What about you, Jamie? - Well, if, er... If I could be...
0:03:03 > 0:03:08Well, you know, if I could be anything in the world, I'd be, er...
0:03:08 > 0:03:09Hotel Manager Man!
0:03:11 > 0:03:14Checking in guests with a single bound.
0:03:14 > 0:03:18Ordering extra toilet paper in the wink of an eye.
0:03:21 > 0:03:23Oh, yeah.
0:03:23 > 0:03:27That's sad. REALLY sad.
0:03:27 > 0:03:31Oh, here you are. Did you miss me?
0:03:31 > 0:03:36- Have you been away?- I did think it was a bit less old around here.
0:03:36 > 0:03:39Don't pretend you couldn't wait till I came home.
0:03:39 > 0:03:45- Where have you been, Dolly?- I've been on a worldwide trip with Mr Trubble.
0:03:45 > 0:03:50We've done all the continents - America, Australia, Birmingham.
0:03:50 > 0:03:54- How come she gets to go on a holiday?- It wasn't a holiday!
0:03:54 > 0:03:58We've been doing an inspection tour.
0:03:58 > 0:04:01We've visited every single branch of Hotel Trubble.
0:04:01 > 0:04:04What? There are other Hotel Trubbles?
0:04:04 > 0:04:07Yeah, of course there are.
0:04:07 > 0:04:08# All round the world
0:04:08 > 0:04:11# Rock and roll is all it takes. #
0:04:11 > 0:04:15There are LOADS of Hotel Trubbles. Oh, I almost forgot!
0:04:15 > 0:04:18There are presents for you in reception.
0:04:18 > 0:04:19ALL: Yay!
0:04:19 > 0:04:24It's like Christmas! Only Dolly's beard isn't as bushy as Santa's!
0:04:24 > 0:04:25Come on, presents!
0:04:37 > 0:04:39What's it for?
0:04:39 > 0:04:41It's a webcam, Jamie Chops.
0:04:41 > 0:04:45Mr Trubble has set up cameras throughout the whole hotel
0:04:45 > 0:04:48so people can watch everything going on.
0:04:48 > 0:04:51Every branch of Hotel Trubble is doing it. See?
0:04:52 > 0:04:57This is the web feed from the Hotel Trubble in Rio De Janeiro.
0:04:57 > 0:05:01They're preparing for Carnival!
0:05:01 > 0:05:02This down here, you see -
0:05:02 > 0:05:05that's the number that have watched the web feed.
0:05:05 > 0:05:082,648.
0:05:08 > 0:05:09Oh, great.
0:05:09 > 0:05:13Mr Trubble wants all his hotels to be exciting.
0:05:13 > 0:05:16Whichever one is the least interesting,
0:05:16 > 0:05:19or the one which gets the least viewers,
0:05:19 > 0:05:21- will be closed down. - What? That's awful!
0:05:21 > 0:05:23Yes!
0:05:23 > 0:05:29I mean, you know, it would be awful if this hotel was to be closed down.
0:05:29 > 0:05:31You lot would be fired.
0:05:32 > 0:05:37Someone - for instance, me - would have to be relocated
0:05:37 > 0:05:39to another branch of Hotel Trubble.
0:05:39 > 0:05:42Just off the top of my head, the one in Rio De Janeiro...
0:05:44 > 0:05:45I'd hate to go to Rio.
0:05:45 > 0:05:49MENACING MUSIC
0:05:49 > 0:05:52- Was that Evil Scheme music?- No.
0:05:52 > 0:05:54OK. Well, that's simple.
0:05:54 > 0:05:57We have to make our hotel really exciting,
0:05:57 > 0:05:59then people will watch us.
0:05:59 > 0:06:03- That's the size of it, Jamie. - Well, that can't be too hard.
0:06:03 > 0:06:05There's always something exciting!
0:06:11 > 0:06:13Look, guys! Tumbleweed!
0:06:13 > 0:06:15You don't see that every day!
0:06:18 > 0:06:21Come on, we need to think of a way to grab more viewers.
0:06:21 > 0:06:24What do people find interesting?
0:06:24 > 0:06:29I know! We could became a crack force of superhero crime fighters.
0:06:29 > 0:06:30People love superheroes.
0:06:30 > 0:06:33We could chase a load of robbers into the hotel
0:06:33 > 0:06:35and have a big fight.
0:06:35 > 0:06:38Then police would come with their woo-woos on...
0:06:38 > 0:06:42- This is serious. Stop going on about superheroes!- But I...
0:06:42 > 0:06:46Come on, we need something big, something spectacular.
0:06:46 > 0:06:47Some kind of...
0:06:53 > 0:06:55Buzzzz!
0:07:03 > 0:07:05- Where's it gone?- I don't know.
0:07:05 > 0:07:08Ow! Yes!
0:07:08 > 0:07:09Jamie... Ow!
0:07:09 > 0:07:12I've been stung on the bum by a bee.
0:07:12 > 0:07:14Ow!
0:07:14 > 0:07:19It's like Spider-Man, only with a bee instead of a spider! Yes!
0:07:24 > 0:07:26Buzzzz.
0:07:28 > 0:07:32I can feel the fuzzy leg of destiny entwining with mine.
0:07:32 > 0:07:36I'm changing. I'm gaining...powers.
0:07:36 > 0:07:37Buzzz!
0:07:38 > 0:07:40I crave...honey!
0:07:42 > 0:07:44What's happening to me?
0:07:44 > 0:07:48Could I really be turning into a superhero?
0:07:49 > 0:07:50Look, viewers.
0:07:51 > 0:07:53Beyonce is here!
0:07:55 > 0:08:00# All the single ladies All the single ladies
0:08:00 > 0:08:03# Put your hands up... #
0:08:03 > 0:08:05Why aren't more people watching?
0:08:05 > 0:08:09That would be marvellous, Lionel. I'll see you tomorrow.
0:08:09 > 0:08:12- Bye-bye.- Was that a guest?
0:08:12 > 0:08:14A real actual guest?
0:08:14 > 0:08:18That was an old flame of mine, Lionel Putty.
0:08:18 > 0:08:22I thought I'd help make Hotel Trubble more exciting.
0:08:22 > 0:08:25I told him what a happening place this is,
0:08:25 > 0:08:27and he couldn't wait to book.
0:08:27 > 0:08:29Can't wait to meet him!
0:08:37 > 0:08:38Good afternoon.
0:08:38 > 0:08:43- Hello.- Oh, Lionel Putty. My old flame.
0:08:43 > 0:08:45How are you, sweetie?
0:08:45 > 0:08:47Adequate, thank you for asking.
0:08:47 > 0:08:51I must apologise for my slight tardiness, to whit,
0:08:51 > 0:08:56for my original intended check-in time of 3pm,
0:08:56 > 0:09:00when my wristwatch now indicates that it is, in fact,
0:09:00 > 0:09:023.03pm, Greenwich Mean Time,
0:09:02 > 0:09:06but I did encounter a small amount of traffic congestion...
0:09:06 > 0:09:10Of all the people to check in now -
0:09:10 > 0:09:13a man who's as interesting as belly-button fluff!
0:09:16 > 0:09:18Zzzzz...
0:09:18 > 0:09:19HE COUGHS
0:09:19 > 0:09:20What's up?
0:09:21 > 0:09:23It's about this salad.
0:09:23 > 0:09:27I'm afraid I'll have to return it. It's a little bit exciting for me.
0:09:27 > 0:09:29It's celery.
0:09:29 > 0:09:32What's exciting about celery?
0:09:32 > 0:09:36There are two main properties to celery.
0:09:36 > 0:09:40The first, which I will come to in a moment, is the wetness.
0:09:40 > 0:09:46The second, more obvious property, is the fact that it is stringy.
0:09:46 > 0:09:50When one considers the stringiness of celery...
0:09:50 > 0:09:52If he says celery one more time
0:09:52 > 0:09:54I'm going to push that celery up his nose
0:09:54 > 0:09:58and make him whistle Greensleves out of it!
0:09:58 > 0:10:00Say it again, buster!
0:10:00 > 0:10:02I dare you!
0:10:07 > 0:10:11I wonder if all the other Hotel Trubbles are as boring as this.
0:10:17 > 0:10:21SPANISH MUSIC
0:10:21 > 0:10:23Bullfighting.
0:10:24 > 0:10:29MUSIC: "The X Files" Theme Tune
0:10:29 > 0:10:30Aliens.
0:10:33 > 0:10:38Yes, they are! They're not doing anything interesting.
0:10:38 > 0:10:41Oh, no! We're doomed!
0:10:41 > 0:10:43Somebody, save us!
0:10:43 > 0:10:47Never fear, everyone! Beeman is here!
0:10:47 > 0:10:48Hello, Lenny.
0:10:48 > 0:10:51Who is this Lenny you speak of?
0:10:51 > 0:10:53I am Beeman!
0:10:53 > 0:10:56International superhero with the power of a bee.
0:10:56 > 0:10:59Are those Sally's tights?
0:10:59 > 0:11:03Er, no. These are my crime-fighting garments.
0:11:03 > 0:11:08The power of a bee? Couldn't you at least pick an exciting creature?
0:11:08 > 0:11:11- Hey! Bees are brilliant! - No, they're not.
0:11:11 > 0:11:14Apart from the honey-making, they don't really do anything.
0:11:14 > 0:11:17Well, we can... We can sting people.
0:11:17 > 0:11:21Only once. Go on then, what other bee powers do you have?
0:11:22 > 0:11:24Well, they can...
0:11:24 > 0:11:29I can communicate the location of nectar
0:11:29 > 0:11:32via the intricate system of dancing!
0:11:32 > 0:11:34Buzzzz.
0:11:34 > 0:11:38Buzzzz, buzzzz.
0:11:38 > 0:11:42- Bees can talk to each other while dancing.- Like Diversity.
0:11:43 > 0:11:47Come and stand with me here, in front of this webcam,
0:11:47 > 0:11:51and tell me everything you've been doing.
0:11:51 > 0:11:53Well, as you know, Dolly,
0:11:53 > 0:11:57I have been working mainly in the field of chemical engineering.
0:11:57 > 0:12:01I've been working on a new kind of gas.
0:12:01 > 0:12:04There are 23 things you need to be aware of
0:12:04 > 0:12:07when working with gas. One...
0:12:07 > 0:12:11No! No!
0:12:11 > 0:12:15I've told you, you strangely-dressed nincompoop!
0:12:15 > 0:12:16Leave me alone!
0:12:16 > 0:12:18I want to help you cross the road!
0:12:18 > 0:12:23That's what we do - fight crime and help defenceless old ladies!
0:12:23 > 0:12:26There's a busy road about half a mile from here.
0:12:26 > 0:12:29I'll give you defenceless old lady! Take that!
0:12:29 > 0:12:31- Agh!- And that!- Ah!
0:12:31 > 0:12:33- And that!- Ow!
0:12:37 > 0:12:40Ah, handbags - my one weakness!
0:12:42 > 0:12:45Why is no-one taking me seriously?
0:12:48 > 0:12:53And then he got his sideburns trimmed last Thursday, yes.
0:12:53 > 0:12:59I think that is a complete history of my postman's haircuts since 1992.
0:12:59 > 0:13:01Now, how about cheese graters?
0:13:01 > 0:13:04There's a thing I never saw taking off...
0:13:04 > 0:13:07The skateboarding monkeys I ordered should be here by now.
0:13:07 > 0:13:09Anyone seen them?
0:13:09 > 0:13:12Er, they... They cancelled.
0:13:12 > 0:13:17Yeah, one of the monkeys got a terrible allergy to elbow pads.
0:13:17 > 0:13:21- What about the sword swallower I booked?- He called in sick.
0:13:21 > 0:13:22Ate a bad sword.
0:13:22 > 0:13:25It was past its swallow-by date.
0:13:25 > 0:13:29Don't worry, pet, I've organised a grand contest for this afternoon.
0:13:29 > 0:13:33That's brilliant! People love contests.
0:13:33 > 0:13:35What is it?
0:13:35 > 0:13:38Mud wrestling! No, no, no. Er, bigger, bigger.
0:13:38 > 0:13:43Erm, maybe it's waterskiing over a tank of sharks!
0:13:43 > 0:13:46No! No! A pie-eating contest.
0:13:46 > 0:13:47No, wait, that's smaller.
0:13:47 > 0:13:50Er, pie-eating on ice!
0:13:50 > 0:13:51No?
0:13:51 > 0:13:53Fire! No, no, ice!
0:13:53 > 0:13:58- No, fire. Er, in space! - It's even better than that.
0:13:59 > 0:14:03- Ta-dah!- No, no, no.
0:14:03 > 0:14:06Dolly, how will filling the hotel with dull people
0:14:06 > 0:14:08get us more viewers?
0:14:08 > 0:14:11People like watching dull things, Jamie.
0:14:11 > 0:14:13Like that programme about paint drying.
0:14:13 > 0:14:17"Britain's Dullest Person"? Oh, no, I don't like that at all.
0:14:17 > 0:14:20Don't you, Lionel? I thought you'd love it.
0:14:20 > 0:14:22- Yeah, because you're dull.- Thank you.
0:14:22 > 0:14:27But I think it's important to preserve the purity of dullness.
0:14:27 > 0:14:30I am the dullest person in Britain,
0:14:30 > 0:14:33and this contest
0:14:33 > 0:14:37is far, far too exciting.
0:14:37 > 0:14:39You see, Jamie?
0:14:39 > 0:14:42Mr Putty thinks the contest will be exciting.
0:14:42 > 0:14:45He thinks gravel is exciting!
0:14:45 > 0:14:48It is. There's pointy bits, less pointy bits.
0:14:48 > 0:14:52- Actually, did you know, gravel is... - Hello, citizens!
0:14:52 > 0:14:54ALL: Hello, Lenny.
0:14:54 > 0:14:58It's Beeman. Just wondered if you needed any crimes solving?
0:14:58 > 0:15:01You know, cats stuck up trees, that sort of thing?
0:15:01 > 0:15:05- Lenny, we haven't got time for this. - But I made you a costume!
0:15:05 > 0:15:09I thought maybe we could solve crime together.
0:15:09 > 0:15:12Sorry, Lenny, but you've got to grow up.
0:15:12 > 0:15:14The hotel is in peril!
0:15:14 > 0:15:16Are you some kind of superhero?
0:15:16 > 0:15:18I'm Beeman.
0:15:18 > 0:15:21Nice to BEE you! That's my catchphrase.
0:15:21 > 0:15:24That and, "Hello, honey!"
0:15:24 > 0:15:26I say that to all the girls.
0:15:26 > 0:15:29And to honey.
0:15:29 > 0:15:33Superheroes? Oh, dear. Oh, no. I don't like that at all.
0:15:33 > 0:15:38I came here for some peace and quiet to work on my gases,
0:15:38 > 0:15:41not contests and superheroes.
0:15:41 > 0:15:46Lenny, you're not a superhero. Where's your baddie? Your nemesis.
0:15:46 > 0:15:49Superheroes are meant to have nemesisses.
0:15:49 > 0:15:50Nemesis-sis-ses.
0:15:50 > 0:15:52Nemesisses. No.
0:15:52 > 0:15:54- Nemisis...- Nemesisisses. No.
0:15:54 > 0:15:56Nemeis... Nemesisses. You know,
0:15:56 > 0:15:59baddies you fight. You know, enemies.
0:15:59 > 0:16:03Well, I will have my nemesisses...
0:16:03 > 0:16:06Nem, nem... My baddy soon enough.
0:16:06 > 0:16:07I doubt that very much.
0:16:07 > 0:16:09I'm sorry, Dolly,
0:16:09 > 0:16:12you've offended my dull sensibilities, I'm checking out.
0:16:12 > 0:16:14Excuse me. Humph.
0:16:14 > 0:16:18Oh, Lionel, don't go!
0:16:19 > 0:16:24Never mind, the other boring people will be here for the contest!
0:16:24 > 0:16:29Dolly, if we broadcast this competition, no-one will watch us,
0:16:29 > 0:16:32and Mr Trubble will shut us down!
0:16:32 > 0:16:35It's almost like you want this hotel to close.
0:16:35 > 0:16:37Don't be so silly, Jamie!
0:16:37 > 0:16:41It'd be AWFUL if I got relocated to Rio,
0:16:41 > 0:16:44where there's a massive waterpark
0:16:44 > 0:16:49and lobster thermidor for every meal.
0:16:49 > 0:16:52Ah, look! Ah!
0:16:52 > 0:16:57Hello, and welcome to the first ever
0:16:57 > 0:17:01Britain's Dullest Person contest 2011.
0:17:01 > 0:17:05Let's wish the contestants good luck!
0:17:05 > 0:17:08I mean, (FLATLY) let's wish the contestants good luck.
0:17:10 > 0:17:13Welcome, everyone! Come on.
0:17:13 > 0:17:17Just remember to be as boring as possible.
0:17:18 > 0:17:19This is bad.
0:17:19 > 0:17:23I'm going to my superhero hideout - the Beehive!
0:17:23 > 0:17:26- You mean your bedroom?- Yep.
0:17:30 > 0:17:33Honey gun - check!
0:17:33 > 0:17:36Super Stinger - check!
0:17:36 > 0:17:38Look out, villains! Beeman is here,
0:17:38 > 0:17:41ready to thwart crime and general baddiness!
0:17:41 > 0:17:45No-one can stop the mighty Beeman!
0:17:52 > 0:17:57This concludes the judging for the most boring noise.
0:17:57 > 0:18:01Well done, Simon Hughes of Gloucestershire.
0:18:01 > 0:18:04HE YAWNS
0:18:09 > 0:18:11FANFARE
0:18:14 > 0:18:17Ha! Sorry to crash the party!
0:18:17 > 0:18:20Did, er... Did Lenny make a new costume?
0:18:20 > 0:18:22Those aren't my tights.
0:18:22 > 0:18:23I'm Explodo!
0:18:23 > 0:18:26The most exciting supervillain in the world,
0:18:26 > 0:18:30and I'm here to put an end to this dull competition.
0:18:30 > 0:18:34So, if you're not Lenny... Sorry, I mean, Beeman, where is he?
0:18:34 > 0:18:37Beeman's...tied up right now.
0:18:40 > 0:18:41Help!
0:18:41 > 0:18:45Ha-ha! No-one can stop me from ruining this event.
0:18:45 > 0:18:49I'm going to put an end to this dull contest right now!
0:18:57 > 0:18:59MUSIC: "Soul Bossa Nova"
0:18:59 > 0:19:02My excitement bombs make everything exciting!
0:19:02 > 0:19:05- This is brilliant! - Stop being exciting!
0:19:05 > 0:19:07You're ruining my plan!
0:19:07 > 0:19:11Ha! I knew it! You DO want the hotel to be boring!
0:19:11 > 0:19:15Stop it! Just stop it!
0:19:15 > 0:19:17Just tell them to stop it!
0:19:17 > 0:19:19Not so fast, little lady!
0:19:19 > 0:19:24For my next exciting trick, I need some glamorous assistants!
0:19:24 > 0:19:25Whoa!
0:19:31 > 0:19:38Ha-ha! Don't worry, this won't hurt ME at all!
0:19:38 > 0:19:39Hoopla!
0:19:41 > 0:19:42BOTH: A-a-a-a-a-h!
0:19:44 > 0:19:47- Sally!- Oi, watch it, nut-head!
0:19:47 > 0:19:50Is this your plan? Because I don't like it!
0:19:50 > 0:19:52No, I don't know what's going on.
0:19:52 > 0:19:57OK, I think you've gone far enough, Mr... Sorry, Explodo, was it?
0:19:57 > 0:19:59No way, boring bellboy.
0:19:59 > 0:20:04I'm going to make this hotel the most exciting place in the world.
0:20:04 > 0:20:05Hoopla!
0:20:07 > 0:20:08Ow!
0:20:08 > 0:20:13Yes, and that's very lovely but please don't hurt the woman I love.
0:20:16 > 0:20:17To work with.
0:20:19 > 0:20:21Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!
0:20:21 > 0:20:22Ha-ha-ha!
0:20:29 > 0:20:30Ha-ha-ha!
0:20:30 > 0:20:36You cowardly fool. The only person who could stop me is a superhero.
0:20:36 > 0:20:40And unfortunately for you, he's safely tied up in the cupboard.
0:20:42 > 0:20:44Oh! Oh!
0:20:44 > 0:20:48You're right. I can't stop an evil villain.
0:20:49 > 0:20:54But maybe, I know a Hotel Manager Man that could.
0:21:06 > 0:21:10- Wow. Have you been wearing that the whole time?- Really comfortable.
0:21:11 > 0:21:16(HUSKILY) Right, Explodo. Stop it at once!
0:21:16 > 0:21:19- What are you supposed to be?- I'm...
0:21:19 > 0:21:21HE COUGHS
0:21:21 > 0:21:24I'm the Hotel Manager Man
0:21:24 > 0:21:25and you're...
0:21:25 > 0:21:27HE MUMBLES
0:21:27 > 0:21:29Sorry, I beg your pardon@
0:21:30 > 0:21:32Checking out.
0:21:38 > 0:21:39Get off me!
0:21:39 > 0:21:42I've got your hair, I've got your hair!
0:22:04 > 0:22:06- Boo!- A-a-a-h!
0:22:06 > 0:22:09- A-a-a-a-h!- Get us out!
0:22:25 > 0:22:27Sally, get me out of here!
0:22:29 > 0:22:30I'm scared!
0:22:43 > 0:22:46PHONE RINGS
0:22:46 > 0:22:49One minute. Hello, Hotel Trubble.
0:22:49 > 0:22:53- It's for you.- Who is it? - Mr Whack-In-The-Face.
0:22:53 > 0:22:54Whack-In-The-Face?
0:23:00 > 0:23:02Come on!
0:23:08 > 0:23:10A-a-a-a-h!
0:23:12 > 0:23:15MOTOR WHIRS
0:23:20 > 0:23:21Woo!
0:23:35 > 0:23:37Jamie, you caught him!
0:23:37 > 0:23:38You're a hero.
0:23:38 > 0:23:40Thanks, Sally.
0:23:40 > 0:23:41(HUSKILY) Thanks, Sally.
0:23:41 > 0:23:45Wow, that was fun.
0:23:46 > 0:23:49Just one question remains.
0:23:49 > 0:23:51Who is Explodo?
0:23:55 > 0:23:56BOTH: Mr Putty?
0:23:56 > 0:24:00Now, I for one, was not expecting that.
0:24:00 > 0:24:03But Lionel, you are so boring.
0:24:03 > 0:24:06Why have you dressed like an evil villain
0:24:06 > 0:24:09and made my boring competition exciting?
0:24:09 > 0:24:13Don't you see, Dolly? I am boring. I love boring,
0:24:13 > 0:24:17and I wouldn't let a competition make a mockery of it.
0:24:17 > 0:24:20So, I developed this excitement gas,
0:24:20 > 0:24:24which made all the other contestants really interesting.
0:24:24 > 0:24:25Why?
0:24:25 > 0:24:29So I would be the only boring one left
0:24:29 > 0:24:32and win the title of Britain's Dullest Person
0:24:32 > 0:24:36and I would've got away with it if it wasn't for you pesky staff.
0:24:36 > 0:24:37That sort of makes sense.
0:24:37 > 0:24:40There's no way you won. That Explodo stuff -
0:24:40 > 0:24:43it was far too interesting.
0:24:43 > 0:24:47Yeah. I didn't really think through my plan at all.
0:24:47 > 0:24:53As head judge, I'm giving this rosette to Sally.
0:24:53 > 0:24:58Because frankly, she's been particularly boring all episode.
0:24:58 > 0:25:03Hooray! I finally won something!
0:25:03 > 0:25:07Britain's Dullest Per... Whoa, this is not good.
0:25:07 > 0:25:11Jamie, I am so sorry.
0:25:11 > 0:25:16I just got carried away with the idea of going to Rio de Janeiro
0:25:16 > 0:25:19but it's so much more fun here.
0:25:19 > 0:25:23BEEPING
0:25:23 > 0:25:26We're an internet sensation.
0:25:26 > 0:25:28ALL: Whoa!
0:25:30 > 0:25:34Here, where's Explodo... I mean, Mr Putty gone?
0:25:34 > 0:25:37Ha-ha-ha! The trophy is mine!
0:25:37 > 0:25:40Don't try and catch me or I'll let loose my special gas
0:25:40 > 0:25:43which makes you wet yourself all day long.
0:25:43 > 0:25:44And night.
0:25:44 > 0:25:47Stop that villain. He's getting away.
0:25:47 > 0:25:49That's my trophy!
0:25:55 > 0:25:59Beeman, you stopped the supervillian from escaping.
0:25:59 > 0:26:01I'm sorry I doubted you.
0:26:01 > 0:26:05Yes! I am a superhero! Jamie, call the police.
0:26:05 > 0:26:08I'll glue him to the floor with my honey gun.
0:26:14 > 0:26:18Just to be on the safe side, let's tie him up with rope, as well.
0:26:19 > 0:26:21KLAXON WAILS
0:26:22 > 0:26:24Hello, Mr Trubble.
0:26:26 > 0:26:28A million viewers?
0:26:28 > 0:26:31So, you're not going to shut down the hotel?
0:26:31 > 0:26:33Brilliant. OK, bye!
0:26:35 > 0:26:39- Yes!- And I can't believe I actually won something.
0:26:39 > 0:26:42What's this? I don't know...
0:26:43 > 0:26:48I think I found one of Mr Putty's excitement bombs.
0:26:48 > 0:26:49Don't breathe in, anyone!
0:26:56 > 0:26:57Jamie.
0:26:57 > 0:27:00- Oh, Sally.- I...
0:27:00 > 0:27:03PHONE RINGS
0:27:03 > 0:27:07- Er, er...- I just...
0:27:08 > 0:27:09Hello, Hotel Trubble.
0:27:09 > 0:27:12# Hotel Trubble forever
0:27:12 > 0:27:14# It's the pits and we know
0:27:14 > 0:27:17# We're stuck but we love it
0:27:17 > 0:27:20# Hotel Trubble forever
0:27:20 > 0:27:23# We're a team staying calm Arm in arm... #
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