0:00:02 > 0:00:06Welcome to Hotel Trubble. Meet Sally, our receptionist.
0:00:06 > 0:00:10- Trying to have a conversation here. - And this is Lenny -
0:00:10 > 0:00:11a man of many talents.
0:00:11 > 0:00:17This is Dolly. She's Mr Trubble's fiancee.
0:00:17 > 0:00:20And this is Mrs Poshington, the new cleaner.
0:00:20 > 0:00:24Which just leaves me, Jamie. I'm the bellboy.
0:00:24 > 0:00:26# Hotel Trubble forever
0:00:26 > 0:00:29# It's the pits and we know
0:00:29 > 0:00:32# We're stuck but we love it
0:00:32 > 0:00:34# Hotel Trubble forever
0:00:34 > 0:00:37# We're a team staying calm Arm in arm
0:00:37 > 0:00:40# So the hotel survives
0:00:40 > 0:00:42# Trubble, Trubble
0:00:42 > 0:00:44# Keep the hotel alive! #
0:00:44 > 0:00:48Bored, bored, bored.
0:00:48 > 0:00:54It's a good thing I've got my secret identity to keep me sane.
0:00:54 > 0:00:55JAUNTY MUSIC PLAYS
0:00:55 > 0:01:00"Greetings, gossip fans, Snoopergirl here -
0:01:00 > 0:01:04"the online gossip girl whose identity remains a secret.
0:01:04 > 0:01:06"Want to hear my latest snoop?
0:01:06 > 0:01:14"Celebrity chef Gordon Blimey might be a terror in the kitchen,
0:01:14 > 0:01:20"but he can't get to sleep at night without his teddy bear, Bobo. Aww!"
0:01:20 > 0:01:25- Sally?- What? I'm busy. - Doing what exactly?- Nothing.
0:01:25 > 0:01:29No surprises there, so you've got time to unblock the toilet.
0:01:29 > 0:01:33# Do I smell trubble! #
0:01:33 > 0:01:36ALL MAKE EXCUSES
0:01:36 > 0:01:38Oi, oi, oi, listen.
0:01:38 > 0:01:43I need you all to stop working and start looking at a gossip website.
0:01:43 > 0:01:48- Did you say that the right way round?- Mr Trubble was on the blower
0:01:48 > 0:01:53- telling me there's a new gossip girl - Snoopergirl...- Super-who?
0:01:53 > 0:01:58Snoopergirl! Brilliant. She found out Pixie's breath
0:01:58 > 0:02:00smells like pickled onions.
0:02:00 > 0:02:02Let's have a look.
0:02:02 > 0:02:05Stupid gossipy rubbish!
0:02:08 > 0:02:12Oh! I never knew!
0:02:12 > 0:02:15Oh, who'd have thought it?
0:02:15 > 0:02:21- This website is brilliant!- All the stars have only one thing in common.
0:02:21 > 0:02:26- The vampire eyebrows.- No, they've all stayed at Hotel Trubble.
0:02:26 > 0:02:31- You're right. They all stayed here on the same night.- Really?- Yeah.
0:02:31 > 0:02:35Remember when dozens of celebrities stayed here?
0:02:35 > 0:02:41- No.- We hosted the National Academy of Film and Television Awards -
0:02:41 > 0:02:43the NAFTAs.
0:02:43 > 0:02:47One complaint at a time, please, people.
0:02:47 > 0:02:49Don't you remember that?
0:02:49 > 0:02:55Mr Trubble reckons Snoopergirl has been spying on our hotel guests.
0:02:55 > 0:03:00- Why would anyone do that?- Cos they wanted someone to listen to them!
0:03:00 > 0:03:04- Sorry, did you say something? - Never mind.
0:03:04 > 0:03:08We don't need anybody spying on our guests,
0:03:08 > 0:03:12not when we've got our biggest ever star guest arriving today -
0:03:12 > 0:03:17American teen sensation Jenny Montenny!
0:03:17 > 0:03:19Whoo!
0:03:19 > 0:03:22Oh, Jenny Montenny, I love that show!
0:03:22 > 0:03:26I guess my best friends were here with me the whole time.
0:03:26 > 0:03:28Hello, best friends.
0:03:28 > 0:03:30Hello, Jenny Montenny!
0:03:31 > 0:03:36I've learnt something today. Money really CAN solve everything!
0:03:36 > 0:03:38LAUGHTER
0:03:39 > 0:03:41I'm her biggest fan.
0:03:41 > 0:03:45# Jenny Montenny, you know it's true She lives in a toilet
0:03:45 > 0:03:47# And she sounds like a poo. #
0:03:47 > 0:03:50She wants a few days out of the spotlight.
0:03:50 > 0:03:56- She's chosen Hotel Trubble.- For our outstanding customer service!
0:03:56 > 0:03:59No. After the chaos of the NAFTAs,
0:03:59 > 0:04:02this is the last place anyone would expect a celebrity to stay.
0:04:02 > 0:04:04Brilliant.
0:04:04 > 0:04:08This is our chance to prove we can take good care of our celebrities.
0:04:08 > 0:04:11If Snoopergirl doesn't muck things up.
0:04:11 > 0:04:15Miss Montenny arrives soon. I'll pack my bags.
0:04:15 > 0:04:17Is she staying in your room?
0:04:17 > 0:04:21No. Mr Trubble's taking me to Paris for my birthday.
0:04:21 > 0:04:26- Is he bringing you back as well? - Yes.- Wow! He must really love you.
0:04:26 > 0:04:31Which reminds me, I must practise my French.
0:04:31 > 0:04:38Monsieurs et Mesdames, le toilette ici est thwwwrrp!
0:04:38 > 0:04:45Thwwrrrrppp!
0:04:45 > 0:04:48- I'm sorry? - The toilet needs unblocking.
0:04:48 > 0:04:50DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYS
0:04:50 > 0:04:52LIQUID BUBBLES
0:04:52 > 0:04:54- Got to brush the floor. - I'll help you.
0:04:54 > 0:04:57I want this plunger down the toilet.
0:04:59 > 0:05:04Gossip fans, Jenny Montenny better watch out,
0:05:04 > 0:05:11because Snoopergirl is seeking out her showbiz secrets. Ha-ha-ha-ha!
0:05:14 > 0:05:18- Is she here yet?- Any minute now. She wants complete privacy.
0:05:18 > 0:05:22We have to make sure Snoopergirl doesn't get near her.
0:05:22 > 0:05:28Dolly, please, I've got everything completely under control.
0:05:28 > 0:05:31She won't get the better of me, tell you that.
0:05:31 > 0:05:32ALARM BLARES
0:05:32 > 0:05:35Just going to get this.
0:05:35 > 0:05:37Hello?
0:05:37 > 0:05:41ANGRY SHOUTING ON PHONE
0:05:41 > 0:05:43Yeah, sorry, what?
0:05:45 > 0:05:48Oh, no. Oh, no.
0:05:48 > 0:05:51Er...
0:05:51 > 0:05:54That was, um, Mr Trubble.
0:05:54 > 0:05:58Jenny Montenny's top-secret trip to Hotel Trubble is, um...
0:05:58 > 0:06:02- well, it's on Snoopergirl's front page.- Oh-h!
0:06:02 > 0:06:07- He says if there's one more revelation at the hotel...- Yeah?
0:06:07 > 0:06:09He's going to stop the leak by firing us
0:06:09 > 0:06:13and replacing us with people he can trust.
0:06:13 > 0:06:14ALL: Oh, no!
0:06:14 > 0:06:17That is bad news for you lot.
0:06:17 > 0:06:22He also said that if you don't stop Snoopergirl,
0:06:22 > 0:06:28- he's not taking you to Paris.- What? He's just gone too far.
0:06:28 > 0:06:34We've got to put a stop to this Snoopergirl, whoever she is.
0:06:34 > 0:06:41- DING! - Of course! Sally, can I have a word?
0:06:41 > 0:06:45Come on, this way. Come on.
0:06:46 > 0:06:49# Seven things I hate about you! #
0:06:49 > 0:06:51Hello? Am I invisible? Service!
0:06:51 > 0:06:53I want a bed of swan feathers,
0:06:53 > 0:06:58I want a bubble bath with one million bubbles, and I WILL count them.
0:06:58 > 0:07:01And I want you to stop gawping at me
0:07:01 > 0:07:04like some country bumpkin.
0:07:04 > 0:07:07I said, I want a swan-feather bed,
0:07:07 > 0:07:13I want a one-million-bubble bubble bath, and I want them NOW!
0:07:23 > 0:07:26- I know who Snoopergirl is. I've worked it out.- Really?
0:07:26 > 0:07:29It has to be someone here,
0:07:29 > 0:07:32someone crafty with a lightning-fast mind.
0:07:32 > 0:07:36- It could only be...- Mrs Poshington?
0:07:36 > 0:07:38# Silent night... #
0:07:38 > 0:07:40SNORING
0:07:40 > 0:07:42# Holy... #
0:07:42 > 0:07:47- No.- No! - There's only one person it could be.
0:07:47 > 0:07:52- You're right, Jamie, I have to come clean.- Dolly.- Dolly?
0:07:52 > 0:07:55Has to be. Couldn't be any of us.
0:07:55 > 0:07:58We wouldn't risk all our jobs for online fame.
0:07:58 > 0:08:01Not even you would go that far. Ha!
0:08:01 > 0:08:06- Sorry, what was it you wanted to come clean about?- Er... Um...
0:08:06 > 0:08:11I accidentally put your underpants in a hot wash and shrunk them.
0:08:11 > 0:08:14That explains that one.
0:08:14 > 0:08:16I need to keep an eye on Dolly.
0:08:16 > 0:08:19- Get proof it's her.- Yeah.
0:08:19 > 0:08:23So be sure to let me know anything suspicious.
0:08:23 > 0:08:25I know I can trust you.
0:08:25 > 0:08:29Yeah, you're such a good judge of character!
0:08:29 > 0:08:30Phew, that was close.
0:08:30 > 0:08:33At least my secret's still safe.
0:08:35 > 0:08:40- Oh, Sally!- Ow!- Ooh, you all right?- Mm-hm.
0:08:40 > 0:08:43I'll hunt Snoopergirl before she ruins things.
0:08:43 > 0:08:50It's someone in the hotel, someone devious with the cunning of a snake.
0:08:50 > 0:08:54- It can only be...- Mrs Poshington?
0:08:54 > 0:08:58# ..Shepherds quake... #
0:08:58 > 0:09:03- No! I reckon it's Jamie.- Jamie?!
0:09:03 > 0:09:07He's always coming up with schemes to get the hotel noticed.
0:09:07 > 0:09:10I know what you're thinking.
0:09:10 > 0:09:13He can't be Snoopergirl because he's not a girl.
0:09:13 > 0:09:16Making it the perfect alibi!
0:09:16 > 0:09:21Oh, thank you so much, Sally. You've been such a big help.
0:09:24 > 0:09:28Brilliant. If they're watching each other,
0:09:28 > 0:09:31they'll never catch the real Snoopergirl. Ha-ha!
0:09:36 > 0:09:41Right, that's the last of your bags.
0:09:41 > 0:09:45- At least, I really hope so. - Careful with my kitchen sink.
0:09:45 > 0:09:50- Worth more than you earn in a year. - Do you like what I've done?
0:09:50 > 0:09:54- Made it special.- Never mind that. Where are my surprise presents?
0:09:54 > 0:10:00- I didn't know we had to get them. - Not a surprise otherwise, dummy!
0:10:00 > 0:10:04- Unplug my phone. I don't want anyone contacting me.- OK.
0:10:05 > 0:10:09Coo-ee, Mrs Montenny! On behalf of the management,
0:10:09 > 0:10:13I would like to present these glorious flowers.
0:10:13 > 0:10:15You shouldn't have!
0:10:15 > 0:10:17Give me the flowers!
0:10:18 > 0:10:20What are you doing, Jamie?
0:10:22 > 0:10:27Where is it? Somewhere maybe in here. Got to just keep checking. Ah!
0:10:27 > 0:10:31- There you go. Completely safe. - You really shouldn't have.
0:10:31 > 0:10:35I'm trying to get some quiet here. Get out my face!
0:10:35 > 0:10:39You! Lanky! Block up my keyhole, so no-one can spy through it.
0:10:39 > 0:10:43Here's some chewing gum. Get chewing.
0:10:43 > 0:10:45And you, draw the curtains.
0:10:45 > 0:10:48- Pencil or watercolour? - Ooh, em...
0:10:48 > 0:10:53- No, just do it! There could be cameras anywhere.- Yeah, sure.
0:10:54 > 0:10:56Excuse me.
0:10:58 > 0:11:01What are you... What are you doing?
0:11:01 > 0:11:04I'm trying to make sure there's nothing...
0:11:04 > 0:11:08There isn't anything beneath the curtains.
0:11:08 > 0:11:10Why? You completely...
0:11:10 > 0:11:14- There's nothing in them. - I'm trying...
0:11:14 > 0:11:19- That's it. Out!- Quite right. You want to be alone. So off you go, Dolly.
0:11:19 > 0:11:24- I'm not leaving YOU alone with her. - I'm not leaving YOU alone with her.
0:11:24 > 0:11:29Both of you get out of here before I get you strapped to a space rocket.
0:11:29 > 0:11:33I am trying to get some peace and quiet
0:11:33 > 0:11:36and I want that NOW!
0:11:36 > 0:11:40CRASHING
0:11:43 > 0:11:44DOOR SLAM ECHOES
0:11:44 > 0:11:46I got my finger stuck.
0:11:46 > 0:11:48Right!
0:11:48 > 0:11:50DOING!
0:11:51 > 0:11:54Now, bring me my surprise presents!
0:11:54 > 0:11:55DOING DOING!
0:11:55 > 0:11:58No problem.
0:11:58 > 0:12:00And they better be good!
0:12:06 > 0:12:08Ow!
0:12:08 > 0:12:09Psst!
0:12:11 > 0:12:12It's Dolly.
0:12:12 > 0:12:15No. You're definitely Jamie.
0:12:15 > 0:12:21No, I mean, Dolly is Snoopergirl. I'm convinced.
0:12:21 > 0:12:26What are you doing in here, then? Shouldn't you keep an eye on her?
0:12:26 > 0:12:28She won't see me coming.
0:12:28 > 0:12:31- Hello, Jamie.- Hello, Dolly.
0:12:31 > 0:12:33Gah!
0:12:35 > 0:12:38Look at him, sneaking around.
0:12:38 > 0:12:41Jamie's Snoopergirl. He's got to be.
0:12:41 > 0:12:46Well, what are you doing here, then? Shouldn't you keep an eye on him?
0:12:46 > 0:12:47You're right.
0:12:47 > 0:12:50Not a moment to lose!
0:12:50 > 0:12:53He'll never see me coming.
0:12:58 > 0:13:02They'll never see me coming. Time to get snoopin'!
0:13:17 > 0:13:20HE SNIFFS
0:13:35 > 0:13:36KNOCK AT DOOR
0:13:42 > 0:13:44Hey!
0:13:44 > 0:13:45Teddy!
0:13:48 > 0:13:50Argh!
0:13:50 > 0:13:52BANGING AND CRASHING
0:13:52 > 0:13:53Snoopergirl!
0:14:19 > 0:14:21HE KNOCKS
0:14:21 > 0:14:24There's chocolates.
0:14:26 > 0:14:27Ooh!
0:14:29 > 0:14:30ZOOM!
0:14:30 > 0:14:33Hey! Not another one!
0:14:33 > 0:14:35ZOOM! ZOOM!
0:14:40 > 0:14:42Snoopergirl!
0:14:47 > 0:14:49BOTH: I knew it! You're Snoopergirl!
0:14:49 > 0:14:55- It is so you! Sneaking into a room? - I just saw you climb through window!
0:14:55 > 0:15:00- Yeah, so I could catch Snoopergirl red-handed.- Me too!
0:15:00 > 0:15:02Good!
0:15:02 > 0:15:05So, if it's not me...
0:15:05 > 0:15:06and it's not you...
0:15:06 > 0:15:08then who is it?
0:15:08 > 0:15:10Hang on...
0:15:10 > 0:15:12What do you want?!
0:15:12 > 0:15:15Can you hear what I'm trying to say?
0:15:15 > 0:15:16..Had enough of you...
0:15:16 > 0:15:18SHE WHISTLES
0:15:20 > 0:15:22- Ssh!- Oh, sorry! Sorry!
0:15:25 > 0:15:29- Oh, Sally! - Are you all right?
0:15:29 > 0:15:30BOTH: Of course!
0:15:30 > 0:15:33BOTH: It's Mrs Poshington!
0:15:33 > 0:15:40# ..Sleep in heavenly peace... #
0:15:40 > 0:15:42BOTH: No. It's Sally!
0:15:42 > 0:15:45- DOOR OPENS - Hide!
0:15:46 > 0:15:48- Move over!- You're on my foot!
0:15:48 > 0:15:51Those are the worst surprise presents ever.
0:15:51 > 0:15:54I wanted something special, something unique.
0:15:54 > 0:15:56Something that's all about me.
0:15:56 > 0:15:58ECHOING: Me!
0:16:00 > 0:16:03I know, Miss Montenny, which is why I got you something special.
0:16:03 > 0:16:06Something that you'll really love.
0:16:08 > 0:16:09Whay-hey!
0:16:09 > 0:16:14Now all your pictures can be in the spotlight like they ought to be.
0:16:14 > 0:16:15Ah!
0:16:15 > 0:16:17Turn it off, you idiot.
0:16:17 > 0:16:19Oh, of course, yeah. Silly me.
0:16:19 > 0:16:22You want to be in the spotlight yourself! Whaaaaay!
0:16:22 > 0:16:26No, don't! It's too bright! Oh! Stop!
0:16:30 > 0:16:31Wow.
0:16:31 > 0:16:33Look at your face.
0:16:33 > 0:16:37It's more wrinkly than one of those...
0:16:37 > 0:16:38little wrinkly dogs.
0:16:38 > 0:16:41You know, the ones that are really wrinkly and run around...
0:16:41 > 0:16:47Watch it, buster! I may be 65, but I still know kung fu!
0:16:49 > 0:16:52You're 65?
0:16:54 > 0:16:58I need so much make-up, if I turn my head too fast, my face flies off!
0:16:58 > 0:17:02If my secret gets out, I'll be ruined.
0:17:02 > 0:17:06But I'll take down whoever blows the whistle on me.
0:17:07 > 0:17:08You get me?
0:17:10 > 0:17:14Well, now you know, you can come down to the laundry room
0:17:14 > 0:17:18- and help iron my wrinkles. - Oh, brilliant!
0:17:20 > 0:17:21Did you hear that?!
0:17:21 > 0:17:23Jenny Montenny is 65!
0:17:24 > 0:17:26ALARM SOUNDS
0:17:26 > 0:17:29We can't let Sally find out, all right?
0:17:29 > 0:17:34- If it gets on Snoopergirl website, Mr Trubble will fire us!- And?
0:17:34 > 0:17:38- And Mr Trubble won't take you to Paris.- Sacre bleu!
0:17:38 > 0:17:41- I'll get him to fire Sally at once. - No!
0:17:41 > 0:17:45You can't! She's got really pretty eyes!
0:17:45 > 0:17:49- What?! I didn't know you cared about her so much!- Yeah!
0:17:49 > 0:17:51I mean, no.
0:17:51 > 0:17:57I mean, when you say "care"... obviously I like her...
0:17:57 > 0:17:59I mean, not LIKE like...
0:17:59 > 0:18:02Don't get me wrong, she's a valuable member of staff.
0:18:02 > 0:18:05All righty. As long as you do something to stop her.
0:18:05 > 0:18:09- Thank you.- And then you go downstairs and unblock the toilets.
0:18:11 > 0:18:14Or shall I call Mr Trubble?
0:18:14 > 0:18:16Unblocked toilet it is.
0:18:16 > 0:18:19But first, to stop Sally snooping,
0:18:19 > 0:18:22I'll appeal to her better nature.
0:18:22 > 0:18:24And when that doesn't work?
0:18:24 > 0:18:28I'll just have to rely on my back-up plan. Don't worry.
0:18:29 > 0:18:30Argh!
0:18:44 > 0:18:46ALARM SOUNDS
0:18:46 > 0:18:49Jamie! Don't do that!
0:18:49 > 0:18:52- I've had enough injuries today already!- How did you get those?
0:18:52 > 0:18:57I, um... Cos I was... Blew my nose really hard.
0:18:57 > 0:18:59Don't give me that, Sally!
0:18:59 > 0:19:02Or should I say...Snoopergirl?
0:19:02 > 0:19:05- Don't know what you're talking about.- No?
0:19:05 > 0:19:07Then what's this?
0:19:07 > 0:19:09My coat.
0:19:09 > 0:19:10This...
0:19:20 > 0:19:25This! That's not what I meant. This is not what I meant.
0:19:25 > 0:19:27What is...
0:19:28 > 0:19:31How is this even possible?
0:19:32 > 0:19:34What?
0:19:34 > 0:19:35Ah!
0:19:35 > 0:19:37This!
0:19:39 > 0:19:41Look, the game is up, Sally.
0:19:41 > 0:19:44You've got to stop snooping around or you're going to get fired.
0:19:44 > 0:19:46It's not like you'd miss me anyway!
0:19:46 > 0:19:48No-one ever listens to me!
0:19:48 > 0:19:50But they listen to Snoopergirl.
0:19:50 > 0:19:52Sally!
0:19:52 > 0:19:55- Of course we'd miss you if you weren't here!- Really?
0:19:55 > 0:19:57Yeah!
0:19:57 > 0:20:01You're the only one who knows how to work the till properly. Sally.
0:20:01 > 0:20:05Promise me you'll give up being Snoopergirl and I'll promise
0:20:05 > 0:20:09- we'll pay you more attention. How's that?- If you really miss me...
0:20:15 > 0:20:17No hugs.
0:20:17 > 0:20:19OK, cool. It's a deal.
0:20:19 > 0:20:22No more Snoopergirl.
0:20:22 > 0:20:26Just as well you didn't find out Jenny's secret. It's a whopper.
0:20:26 > 0:20:32Actually, you're the only person in the hotel who doesn't know about it.
0:20:32 > 0:20:33Huh! Weird!
0:20:38 > 0:20:41OK, so she's got a big secret.
0:20:41 > 0:20:43So what? I don't need to know it.
0:20:43 > 0:20:47I can give up being Snoopergirl any time I like.
0:20:48 > 0:20:51Oh, can you, Sally?
0:20:52 > 0:20:56Snoopergirl, I can resist your evil, gossiping powers!
0:20:56 > 0:20:59Oh, come on. It's just one more.
0:21:00 > 0:21:02SHE WHIMPERS
0:21:02 > 0:21:04Oh...OK!
0:21:04 > 0:21:05OK, just one more.
0:21:05 > 0:21:08But how are we going to find out what the secret is?
0:21:08 > 0:21:10Jamie's not going to tell us.
0:21:10 > 0:21:15Well, don't ask Jamie. "Everyone knows", he says.
0:21:15 > 0:21:17(Lenny.)
0:21:17 > 0:21:19Ha ha ha!
0:21:19 > 0:21:21Now, my precious...
0:21:28 > 0:21:30"Yours sincerely..."
0:21:31 > 0:21:37"Life President of the Jenny Montenny Fan Club,
0:21:37 > 0:21:38"Lenny."
0:21:39 > 0:21:41"Kiss kiss."
0:21:42 > 0:21:43Hiya, Sally.
0:21:43 > 0:21:46Jenny has made me president of her fan club
0:21:46 > 0:21:49in return for not telling anyone what her big secret is.
0:21:49 > 0:21:50Oops.
0:21:50 > 0:21:51I knew it.
0:21:51 > 0:21:54- Come on, Lenny! Spill the beans, spill the beans!- No.
0:21:54 > 0:21:56I'm not telling on Jenny! Not ever.
0:21:56 > 0:21:59Well, you leave me no choice.
0:21:59 > 0:22:01Oh, no, please.
0:22:01 > 0:22:02Anything but that!
0:22:05 > 0:22:08- SINGS BADLY - # Another day has gone!
0:22:08 > 0:22:12# I'm still alone... #
0:22:12 > 0:22:13All right! I'll talk.
0:22:13 > 0:22:17Come on, then. What do you know? What do you know?
0:22:17 > 0:22:18Right...
0:22:18 > 0:22:22Under no circumstances am I to tell you to go into the TV room
0:22:22 > 0:22:24at 5pm.
0:22:24 > 0:22:27And, um, why's that?
0:22:31 > 0:22:34# You are not alone... #
0:22:34 > 0:22:39Jenny will be in there and you'll see her secret. Now, stop singing!
0:22:39 > 0:22:43Thank you, Lenny! You have been such a help.
0:22:52 > 0:22:54Yes, you have.
0:22:59 > 0:23:00Now it's your turn, Dolly.
0:23:00 > 0:23:04I don't see why you should have to rope me into this.
0:23:04 > 0:23:07Because...
0:23:07 > 0:23:11- FRENCH ACCENT:- You want Monsieur Trubble to take you to Paris,
0:23:11 > 0:23:16where the stars hang in the night sky like jewels.
0:23:17 > 0:23:24And the scent of the rose blossom brings a tear to the eye.
0:23:24 > 0:23:26Or is that the onions?
0:23:26 > 0:23:29All right, all right! I'll do it!
0:23:29 > 0:23:33Anything to shut you two up. PARP!
0:23:33 > 0:23:36That was the accordion, it wasn't me.
0:23:55 > 0:23:58Jenny Montenny's bald?!
0:23:58 > 0:23:59Oh, this is the big one, all right!
0:23:59 > 0:24:04Stuff the website, it's time to go public!
0:24:04 > 0:24:07Oh!
0:24:11 > 0:24:13Can I take this off now?
0:24:15 > 0:24:17The back-up plan worked.
0:24:17 > 0:24:22- This will teach her to stop snooping.- As the French would say,
0:24:22 > 0:24:25she is, "Dans la..." BLOWS RASPBERRY
0:24:26 > 0:24:29That's it, put some effort into it.
0:24:29 > 0:24:30Not so fast.
0:24:30 > 0:24:32Your secret's out, Jenny!
0:24:32 > 0:24:35You ratted on me?!
0:24:36 > 0:24:38Watch my sink!
0:24:38 > 0:24:40You'll pay for that. CLEARS THROAT
0:24:40 > 0:24:45I have called this press conference today for two reasons...
0:24:45 > 0:24:48Firstly, to reveal that I am
0:24:48 > 0:24:53the world-famous internet gossip sensation Snoopergirl.
0:24:56 > 0:24:59Oh, and secondly - my biggest scoop ever...
0:24:59 > 0:25:03teen sensation Jenny Montenny is bald!
0:25:03 > 0:25:04No...!
0:25:04 > 0:25:05What?
0:25:05 > 0:25:08Yeah. Her hair comes right off.
0:25:08 > 0:25:09Oh!
0:25:09 > 0:25:11Er...
0:25:11 > 0:25:12Any second now.
0:25:12 > 0:25:13Right off!
0:25:13 > 0:25:16Will someone get this madwoman off me?!
0:25:16 > 0:25:18But...
0:25:18 > 0:25:21No, no, no! Wait! Come back!
0:25:21 > 0:25:23I can tell you more secrets, honest!
0:25:28 > 0:25:30At least things can't get any worse.
0:25:30 > 0:25:31You want a bet?
0:25:31 > 0:25:35I've come to this dump to get a piece of peace and quiet,
0:25:35 > 0:25:38and you bring round every journalist in the country
0:25:38 > 0:25:40so that they can watch you pull my hair?!
0:25:40 > 0:25:44I am going to sue you and this hotel to pieces!
0:25:44 > 0:25:47RUMBLING AND CRASHING
0:25:47 > 0:25:49I wouldn't, if I were you.
0:25:49 > 0:25:52Not unless you want your real secret to come out.
0:25:52 > 0:25:55- Sorry, Jenny, they were in the wardrobe.- Wardrobe.
0:25:56 > 0:25:57OK, buster.
0:25:57 > 0:25:59I hear you.
0:25:59 > 0:26:00I won't sue.
0:26:01 > 0:26:05But you just got yourself kicked out of my fan club, mister!
0:26:05 > 0:26:08# Seven things I hate about you...! #
0:26:08 > 0:26:10Ow!
0:26:11 > 0:26:12All over the internet.
0:26:12 > 0:26:15"Snoopergirl's stories are completely made up."
0:26:15 > 0:26:19I guess Snoopergirl is really over.
0:26:19 > 0:26:21So you won't be needing this any more?
0:26:21 > 0:26:23And I'm off to Paris.
0:26:23 > 0:26:27While I'm away, get stuck in.
0:26:28 > 0:26:30Bon voyage!
0:26:30 > 0:26:32You agreed to unblock the downstairs loo?
0:26:32 > 0:26:34It was that or let her fire you, so...
0:26:34 > 0:26:36Really? You'd do that for me?
0:26:36 > 0:26:37Yeah.
0:26:42 > 0:26:46Well, I guess all's well that ends well.
0:26:46 > 0:26:49Well, except Jenny Montenny hates me and kicked me out of her fan club.
0:26:49 > 0:26:54Never mind her, Lenny. She may have money and fame and power,
0:26:54 > 0:26:56but you've got something she'll never have.
0:26:56 > 0:26:57Six toes on one foot?
0:26:57 > 0:27:00Yeah, but that's not what I meant.
0:27:00 > 0:27:03I mean, you've got friends.
0:27:03 > 0:27:05Aww...
0:27:05 > 0:27:07- Come on!- No hugs!
0:27:07 > 0:27:09PHONE RINGS
0:27:12 > 0:27:14Hello. Hotel Trubble.
0:27:18 > 0:27:20# Hotel Trubble for ever
0:27:21 > 0:27:23# It's the pits and we know we're stuck
0:27:23 > 0:27:24# But we love it
0:27:24 > 0:27:28# Hotel Trubble for ever
0:27:28 > 0:27:30# We're a team Staying calm
0:27:30 > 0:27:33# On and on So the hotel survives
0:27:33 > 0:27:34# Trubble, Trubble
0:27:34 > 0:27:36# Keep the hotel alive. #