0:00:02 > 0:00:05'Meet Sally, our receptionist.'
0:00:05 > 0:00:08Trying to have a conversation here!
0:00:08 > 0:00:11'And this is Lenny, a man of many talents.
0:00:12 > 0:00:17'This is Dolly. She's Mr Trubble's...fiancee.
0:00:17 > 0:00:20'And this is Mrs Poshington, the new cleaner.'
0:00:20 > 0:00:24Which just leaves me, Jamie. I'm the bellboy.
0:00:24 > 0:00:26# Hotel Trubble for ever
0:00:27 > 0:00:30# It's the pits and we know we're stuck
0:00:30 > 0:00:32# But we love it
0:00:32 > 0:00:34# Hotel Trubble for ever
0:00:34 > 0:00:37# We're a team, staying calm On and on
0:00:37 > 0:00:40# So the hotel survives Trubble, Trubble
0:00:41 > 0:00:44# Keep the hotel alive. #
0:00:44 > 0:00:48No way! That's the rudest photo I've ever seen!
0:00:48 > 0:00:52It's not as rude as that one!
0:00:52 > 0:00:54Have they no shame?
0:00:54 > 0:00:57Hey, guys. What you looking at?
0:00:57 > 0:00:59Nothing.
0:01:04 > 0:01:09"The World's Rudest Photographs". You can't read this in reception.
0:01:09 > 0:01:12Jamie, but it's so good. Look at this one.
0:01:12 > 0:01:16A picture of a boy speaking with his mouth full!
0:01:16 > 0:01:20- Oh! That IS rude!- Look at this one.
0:01:20 > 0:01:24A girl not writing thank you letters for her Christmas presents!
0:01:24 > 0:01:27- It's shocking!- And this one.
0:01:27 > 0:01:29Ah!
0:01:29 > 0:01:34Three hotel staff reading a magazine and ignoring all the guests!
0:01:34 > 0:01:39That's exceptionally rude. Probably the worst thing I've ever heard.
0:01:39 > 0:01:41Oh! Guests!
0:01:41 > 0:01:44Um... We weren't ignoring you.
0:01:49 > 0:01:53Relax, darling. I haven't heard anyone complaining.
0:01:53 > 0:01:59Are you sure? Don't you think we're a bit lax with our customer care?
0:01:59 > 0:02:02No. You're looking at it wrong.
0:02:04 > 0:02:06Bon appetit.
0:02:06 > 0:02:09It's a cruel world out there, Jamie.
0:02:09 > 0:02:14Bad things happen. If we can't prepare our guests
0:02:14 > 0:02:18for the disappointments of life,
0:02:18 > 0:02:20how will they survive?
0:02:20 > 0:02:23- We're doing them a favour.- Oh, no! - KLAXON
0:02:23 > 0:02:26It can't be. It's...
0:02:26 > 0:02:29The "really bad news" phone. It's Mr Trubble.
0:02:29 > 0:02:31Dolly.
0:02:31 > 0:02:35- Dolly. Dolly. - ANGRY VOICE ON PHONE
0:02:35 > 0:02:39Hello, Trubbly. ANGRY VOICE
0:02:39 > 0:02:42Oh. My. Goodness.
0:02:43 > 0:02:46This is the worst really bad news ever.
0:02:46 > 0:02:50Auntie Phyllis is coming to stay!
0:02:53 > 0:02:56Who's Auntie Phyllis?
0:02:56 > 0:02:59This is Auntie Phyllis Trubble.
0:02:59 > 0:03:05Fearsome, disapproving, moral bastion of the Trubble family.
0:03:05 > 0:03:09On her last visit, she didn't approve of me.
0:03:09 > 0:03:11Or Lenny.
0:03:11 > 0:03:15Although she did seem to like Sally.
0:03:15 > 0:03:18But only for 2.8 seconds.
0:03:18 > 0:03:23Phyllis has just found out that Mr Trubble's got a new girlfriend.
0:03:23 > 0:03:27She's on her way here now. If she doesn't like Dolly,
0:03:27 > 0:03:32or she's offended by the way she's looking after the hotel,
0:03:32 > 0:03:37Mr Trubble will blame us and turn the hotel into a bear sanctuary.
0:03:37 > 0:03:40- This is a bear sanctuary. - GROWLING
0:03:40 > 0:03:44- Any questions?- Yeah. When's the next train to Helsinki?
0:03:44 > 0:03:47Come on, guys. It's not that bad.
0:03:47 > 0:03:51Auntie Phyllis just hates any form of rudeness or discourtesy.
0:03:56 > 0:03:59OK. Yeah, it IS that bad.
0:03:59 > 0:04:03We can still make this hotel respectable again.
0:04:03 > 0:04:07Come on, guys! Plenty of hotels are less upstanding than this.
0:04:07 > 0:04:11Like those hotels that lock their guests up.
0:04:11 > 0:04:16- Those are prisons, Lenny. - Right. Is this not a prison?- No.
0:04:16 > 0:04:21I'd better, er, let Mr Wilkinson out of solitary, then.
0:04:23 > 0:04:27# He used to give me roses
0:04:27 > 0:04:30# I wish he could again... #
0:04:30 > 0:04:33- We'll never get sorted out in time. - Yes, we will.
0:04:33 > 0:04:38We just need some exciting music! Cue exciting music.
0:04:38 > 0:04:42MUSIC: Theme from Mission Impossible
0:04:42 > 0:04:46- We need doilies, tea, scones and the best china.- Yes, sir!
0:04:46 > 0:04:50And stop using old pants as dusters!
0:04:51 > 0:04:55Lenny, starch the uniforms, hide the rude photos
0:04:55 > 0:04:59and tell Chef to stop leaving fish to defrost in the lobby.
0:04:59 > 0:05:04- Ay ay, sir.- Dolly, you have to be the perfect hostess.
0:05:04 > 0:05:09- Find some guests and practise being polite.- I'm on it!
0:05:10 > 0:05:13Look what you're doing...is perfect.
0:05:13 > 0:05:16Show me how you do it.
0:05:16 > 0:05:19- And what about me, Jamie? - Slight problem.
0:05:19 > 0:05:23- You're fired. Why? - What have I done now?
0:05:23 > 0:05:28Nothing. You were fired two years ago, the last time Phyllis was here.
0:05:32 > 0:05:36- We had to pretend we'd fired you to calm her down.- Right.
0:05:36 > 0:05:42- Won't she be really cross when she finds me still working here?- Well...
0:05:42 > 0:05:46That's why I got you this.
0:05:47 > 0:05:50Ha-ha-ha-ha! You've GOT to be kidding.
0:05:50 > 0:05:54- You weren't kidding. - Let's practise. Your name?
0:05:54 > 0:05:57- MUMBLES - In the nice voice.
0:05:57 > 0:06:01Miss Harriet Charmington, pleasure to make your acquaintance.
0:06:01 > 0:06:05Excellent. Put your fan in front of your face.
0:06:05 > 0:06:09And if in doubt, give it a flutter and a coy giggle.
0:06:09 > 0:06:11Huh-huh-huh.
0:06:11 > 0:06:14Little bit more totally different.
0:06:14 > 0:06:17- He-he-he-he. - Perfect.
0:06:17 > 0:06:22- All done. And I've clingfilmed all the toilets.- Good work.
0:06:22 > 0:06:27Jamie, I've got so much starch in this collar I can't breathe.
0:06:27 > 0:06:29CHOKES
0:06:32 > 0:06:37That's everything. There's nothing that Auntie can disapprove of.
0:06:37 > 0:06:39I've just remembered!
0:06:39 > 0:06:43- We've got Mr and Mrs Bombhead booked in this afternoon.- Don't worry.
0:06:43 > 0:06:46I've cancelled their reservations.
0:06:46 > 0:06:50I've also told Mr Parpypants, Mrs Bosoms
0:06:50 > 0:06:53and Dr Burp that we're booked until April.
0:06:53 > 0:06:56I haven't cancelled a Lady Gaahouse,
0:06:56 > 0:07:00who sounded lovely company for our esteemed visitor.
0:07:00 > 0:07:05- Lady Gaahouse here?- Yeah. Have you heard of her?- Of course! She's...
0:07:05 > 0:07:09La-a-a-ady
0:07:09 > 0:07:12Gaahouse!
0:07:12 > 0:07:15ROCK MUSIC
0:07:23 > 0:07:25KISSES
0:07:27 > 0:07:29BLOWS NOSE
0:07:36 > 0:07:38Can we help you?
0:07:38 > 0:07:43AMERICAN ACCENT: Sure. Get on your hands and knees - now!
0:07:45 > 0:07:49I'm the internationally famous pop star, Lady Gaahouse.
0:07:49 > 0:07:53You're just a bunch of jerks who have to do what I say.
0:07:53 > 0:07:57Hey. I hate your trousers.
0:07:58 > 0:08:00Right, here's the deal!
0:08:00 > 0:08:04My record company want to take a photo for my new album
0:08:04 > 0:08:09in a crummy second-rate hotel - looks like this joint fits the bill.
0:08:09 > 0:08:14How dare you? This is a crummy third-rate hotel!
0:08:15 > 0:08:19- Allow me to escort you from the premises.- Even better!
0:08:19 > 0:08:24We need to empty some trash cans, smash up some furniture.
0:08:24 > 0:08:27It'll be perfect!
0:08:27 > 0:08:32- MUMBLES:- Lady Gaahouse, I love you. - Who's this frilly freak?
0:08:32 > 0:08:36I don't dress like this. They made me do it.
0:08:36 > 0:08:41- Please let me hang out with you. - Get that loser off my case!
0:08:41 > 0:08:46Cut loose, sister. You're as boring as the old crone in the car park.
0:08:46 > 0:08:49ALL: Auntie?!
0:08:49 > 0:08:51It's Auntie.
0:08:51 > 0:08:54- She's coming this way. - Get rid of her.
0:08:54 > 0:08:57You need to go in here.
0:08:57 > 0:09:01- Why?- Because we're cleaning in here. - So what?
0:09:01 > 0:09:04- She's coming closer. - We clean with, um...
0:09:04 > 0:09:06- Fire.- Yes. Fire.
0:09:06 > 0:09:09We clean with fire. We just get a big...
0:09:09 > 0:09:13flame thrower and burn off all the dirt.
0:09:13 > 0:09:18Our guests sometimes, not always, they get incinerated.
0:09:18 > 0:09:21Well, in that case, I guess I'd better go in here.
0:09:21 > 0:09:25She's getting really close. There's no flames in here, right?
0:09:25 > 0:09:29I'm finding that burning dirt a bit weird.
0:09:29 > 0:09:31All our guests do.
0:09:31 > 0:09:36- Really, really close. - What's going on in here?
0:09:36 > 0:09:40And she's arrived! Oh, Auntie Phyllis!
0:09:40 > 0:09:44Welcome to our humble establishment.
0:09:44 > 0:09:48Why has your porter got no trousers on?
0:09:48 > 0:09:51- Well...- We thought...
0:09:51 > 0:09:54you might like to inspect his legs.
0:09:54 > 0:09:57- Oh.- Yes. What do you think?
0:09:59 > 0:10:04Strong conditioning but...
0:10:05 > 0:10:10- ..a bit too freckly for my liking. - That's what we thought.
0:10:10 > 0:10:14- Trouser yourself immediately. - All right! Ow!
0:10:14 > 0:10:18Now, which one of you two has the cheek
0:10:18 > 0:10:21to be going out with my nephew?
0:10:24 > 0:10:26I see.
0:10:28 > 0:10:32Hm. Decent head of hair.
0:10:32 > 0:10:34Strong teeth.
0:10:34 > 0:10:38Hm, traces of ear wax.
0:10:38 > 0:10:40But within acceptable limits.
0:10:40 > 0:10:44- And who is this?- Er...
0:10:44 > 0:10:47This is Harriet Charmington,
0:10:47 > 0:10:49our receptionist.
0:10:49 > 0:10:52Hm. Delightful!
0:10:52 > 0:10:53He-he-he-he!
0:10:53 > 0:10:55CRASH >
0:10:57 > 0:10:59Stop!
0:11:00 > 0:11:04- What are you doing? - Smashing up the hotel.- Why?
0:11:04 > 0:11:07I'm a rock star. It's in my contract.
0:11:07 > 0:11:10Can't you tidy up hotels instead?
0:11:10 > 0:11:12Boring!
0:11:14 > 0:11:18- Please, you have to leave. - But I haven't finished smashing.
0:11:18 > 0:11:23- We'll smash it for you after you've gone.- What about my album cover?
0:11:23 > 0:11:27I need a picture of me in a dirty vandalised hotel.
0:11:27 > 0:11:34Or...or what about a picture of you leaving a clean intact hotel
0:11:34 > 0:11:37very quickly, out of this window?
0:11:37 > 0:11:42Listen, blondie. Quit pushing me around or you know what I'll do?
0:11:43 > 0:11:48I'm gonna start dating you! Do you want me to do that?
0:11:48 > 0:11:53Do you wanna introduce me to your mom at your nana's birthday party?
0:11:53 > 0:11:58I'll do whatever you say. Please don't be my girlfriend.
0:11:58 > 0:12:01What on Earth is going on in here?
0:12:01 > 0:12:03Er...
0:12:03 > 0:12:05This is the TV room.
0:12:05 > 0:12:08And the reason it's in such a mess
0:12:08 > 0:12:12is to show what happens to your mind
0:12:12 > 0:12:15when you watch too much TV.
0:12:17 > 0:12:20Yes. It's a warning to the guests.
0:12:20 > 0:12:23Why is the television on the floor?
0:12:23 > 0:12:27To stop anyone looking at the mindless rubbish
0:12:27 > 0:12:29that comes out of it!
0:12:29 > 0:12:31Excellent.
0:12:31 > 0:12:35- That's how I have mine. - DOLLY LAUGHS NERVOUSLY
0:12:35 > 0:12:40- And who is this garish person? - Who am I? Who are you?
0:12:40 > 0:12:45- This is Lady Gaahouse! - Oh. Of the Henley Gaahouses?
0:12:45 > 0:12:47No.
0:12:47 > 0:12:52- Dreadful people. I can't abide them. Where did you school?- School?
0:12:52 > 0:12:55- Listen, Grandma... - Look! Out of the window!
0:12:55 > 0:12:58- What is it?- Thought I saw a...vicar.
0:12:58 > 0:13:01- A vicar?- Yes. Doing a lovely sermon.
0:13:02 > 0:13:04Come and have a look. This way.
0:13:04 > 0:13:07It's just out there on the...
0:13:07 > 0:13:09Oh. The lovely local one.
0:13:09 > 0:13:12Nonsense! I see no vicar!
0:13:12 > 0:13:16Oh! What a shame!
0:13:16 > 0:13:18We must have startled him.
0:13:18 > 0:13:24- Quite shy, vicars.- Yeah.- Keep looking. I'm sure he'll come back.
0:13:24 > 0:13:26Take her out!
0:13:26 > 0:13:30What? Take her coat? Oh. Thank you, man.
0:13:38 > 0:13:40What on Earth are you doing?
0:13:40 > 0:13:42I'm...
0:13:42 > 0:13:48airing the table cloth. It was about to start to smell a bit musty.
0:13:48 > 0:13:50About to start to smell?
0:13:50 > 0:13:53Would you like to smell it?
0:13:53 > 0:13:59WHISPERS: You'd better get rid of that pop star now or you are fired!
0:13:59 > 0:14:01Please!
0:14:01 > 0:14:05Lady Gaahouse, would you like to see my collection of apple cores?
0:14:05 > 0:14:08- OK. Sure. - Oh, great.
0:14:08 > 0:14:10I can't smell anything.
0:14:12 > 0:14:15Ooh. It's gone.
0:14:15 > 0:14:18Well, you know, that's airing for you.
0:14:22 > 0:14:25Is this, like, your room?
0:14:25 > 0:14:29No. This is one of the rooms in the hotel but I hang out here.
0:14:29 > 0:14:32It's like my secret den. Look.
0:14:35 > 0:14:39- Cool. - There's also this.
0:14:40 > 0:14:43This is my oldest apple core.
0:14:43 > 0:14:45It's almost a month old.
0:14:45 > 0:14:49Right, you want to stay in the hotel? Stay in here.
0:14:49 > 0:14:55Smash it up as much as you want but stay in here. Keep her in here.
0:14:55 > 0:14:58- Can I smash it up as well? - No.
0:14:58 > 0:15:01That guy's a dufus. You gotta break free.
0:15:01 > 0:15:03Yeah. Yeah.
0:15:04 > 0:15:10RING, RING, RING, RING # I can hear the bells... #
0:15:11 > 0:15:1422 seconds. Very slow.
0:15:14 > 0:15:20I am severely disappointed, Dolly. You must bring your staff to heel.
0:15:20 > 0:15:24- Where is your naughty step? - We don't have...
0:15:24 > 0:15:29Just as I thought. You are mollycoddling them.
0:15:29 > 0:15:32Fortunately, I brought my own.
0:15:33 > 0:15:36You! Sit!
0:15:38 > 0:15:39Discipline.
0:15:39 > 0:15:44You must be strict if you want to be good enough for my little chuckie.
0:15:44 > 0:15:48You have made some improvements in the staffing.
0:15:48 > 0:15:51Miss Charmington here is a vast improvement
0:15:51 > 0:15:56on that awful girl that was on reception last time.
0:15:56 > 0:15:58Oh, she was dreadful.
0:15:58 > 0:16:03The rudest, coarsest, most vulgar degenerate
0:16:03 > 0:16:08I have ever had the displeasure to deal with
0:16:08 > 0:16:11in my entire lifetime.
0:16:11 > 0:16:13And the dress sense!
0:16:13 > 0:16:20Why! Even the filthiest tramp would shudder at the thought of wearing.
0:16:20 > 0:16:22Disgusting.
0:16:22 > 0:16:24I've just about had...
0:16:24 > 0:16:27Back on your step!
0:16:30 > 0:16:32Miss Charmington.
0:16:33 > 0:16:37- You please me. - He-he-he-he-he!
0:16:37 > 0:16:40I've decided that you will be my companion
0:16:40 > 0:16:43for the remainder of my stay.
0:16:43 > 0:16:48- Will you take high tea with me, Auntie Phyllis?- Very well.
0:16:48 > 0:16:53I shall grill you on your upbringing and prospects.
0:17:00 > 0:17:03You'd better have got rid of that Lady Gaahouse
0:17:03 > 0:17:06or you can kiss your job goodbye!
0:17:06 > 0:17:09She's gone. She's gone.
0:17:14 > 0:17:19Sally, help me. I was lying, OK? Lady Gaahouse is upstairs.
0:17:19 > 0:17:22She's still planning on shooting her album cover.
0:17:22 > 0:17:26Don't let Auntie Phyllis go up. What are you doing?
0:17:26 > 0:17:29I'm not doing this any more, Jamie.
0:17:29 > 0:17:33If Lady Gaahouse is shooting her album cover, I want to be on it.
0:17:33 > 0:17:35You can't...
0:17:35 > 0:17:36Don't...!
0:17:36 > 0:17:39RING, RING, RING
0:17:39 > 0:17:42# Good morning! I gotta get runnin'! #
0:17:42 > 0:17:45Nine seconds. That's an improvement.
0:17:45 > 0:17:50You see, that is the power of the naughty step, darling.
0:17:50 > 0:17:54Now you, go and get us some tea and scones.
0:17:54 > 0:17:59- Where's that lovely receptionist? Bring her here!- Yes, madam.
0:18:00 > 0:18:06So, tell me, why exactly do you talk in that horrible voice?
0:18:09 > 0:18:13Please, please, please let me be on your album cover!
0:18:13 > 0:18:16- Dunno. Say please more times. - Please, please.
0:18:17 > 0:18:18Please, please, please, please.
0:18:18 > 0:18:24Please, please, please, please, please, please, please, PLEASE!
0:18:24 > 0:18:26- No.- Please.
0:18:26 > 0:18:28Oh, OK. You're in.
0:18:28 > 0:18:30SCREAMS
0:18:30 > 0:18:33What are you doing?
0:18:33 > 0:18:36I said photos in the room!
0:18:36 > 0:18:41The room sucks. I'm doing it here. I'm cool now.
0:18:41 > 0:18:46Lenny! Get out of that ridiculous costume!
0:18:46 > 0:18:51- You have to be Harriet Charmington. - No way. You're not the boss of me.
0:18:51 > 0:18:54You tell him, Lenny. He's so uncool.
0:18:54 > 0:18:57You look like some sort of massive bellboy.
0:18:57 > 0:19:02I AM a bellboy. Lenny, please. We have to impress Auntie...
0:19:02 > 0:19:04No, Jamie. I'm free.
0:19:04 > 0:19:07I do what Lady Gaahouse tells me.
0:19:07 > 0:19:09I need him for my album cover.
0:19:09 > 0:19:14- Nobody looks weirder in that costume than him.- Oh, really?
0:19:14 > 0:19:16Hey. You were right.
0:19:16 > 0:19:20This lady's got something real special.
0:19:24 > 0:19:28Why do you always embarrass me? RING, RING, RING
0:19:28 > 0:19:32# You can ring my bell Ring my bell... #
0:19:34 > 0:19:3715 seconds. Naughty step!
0:19:37 > 0:19:39- But...- Step!
0:19:42 > 0:19:48Ah, Miss Charmington. Please, take a seat beside me.
0:19:50 > 0:19:53GIGGLES
0:19:53 > 0:19:57Such modesty. Do not be frightened, my dear.
0:19:57 > 0:19:59- Please.- Ooh.
0:20:05 > 0:20:07You!
0:20:07 > 0:20:09Back on the step!
0:20:11 > 0:20:17So, what has Dolly been doing to refine your manners so?
0:20:17 > 0:20:21WHISPERS: Why is Lenny in the costume? Where's Sally?
0:20:21 > 0:20:25She's...emigrated to Hatfield.
0:20:25 > 0:20:28Emigrated? Why?
0:20:28 > 0:20:31She just wanted a new life.
0:20:31 > 0:20:34- Start again somewhere exotic. - CRASH
0:20:34 > 0:20:39- What's that?- Er... That will probably be a postcard arriving.
0:20:39 > 0:20:41From Sally.
0:20:41 > 0:20:44About Hatfield. I'll go and see what it says.
0:20:50 > 0:20:53Aaargh!
0:20:53 > 0:20:58- What's going on? - I can't work with these amateurs!
0:20:58 > 0:21:02This can't take direction. This keeps standing in front of me!
0:21:02 > 0:21:07All I'm saying is it would work better if it's just a picture of me.
0:21:07 > 0:21:11- Whose album is this?- I am sick of you ogling the limelight!
0:21:11 > 0:21:15- This is my big chance! - You've got this much talent.
0:21:15 > 0:21:19- And you've got THIS much talent! - SCREAMS
0:21:21 > 0:21:24Sally, please, try and keep her happy.
0:21:24 > 0:21:27It's not me. She's such a diva!
0:21:27 > 0:21:31- Just try! Do whatever she wants, just keep her quiet.- OK.
0:21:31 > 0:21:34I'll try, as a favour for you.
0:21:34 > 0:21:38I want flowers in reception and five white kittens or I walk.
0:21:38 > 0:21:43I hate this crummy corridor! SCREAMS
0:21:43 > 0:21:45# Ring, ring goes the bell! #
0:21:46 > 0:21:49I just want to see your face!
0:21:49 > 0:21:54- I'm sure you are very pretty. - I wouldn't do that.
0:21:54 > 0:21:58Don't be ridiculous! I just want a glimpse of that innocent...
0:21:58 > 0:22:00Aargh! She bit me!
0:22:00 > 0:22:04Naughty Miss Charmington! Don't bite the guests!
0:22:04 > 0:22:08I'm so, so sorry. I'll just get her muzzle.
0:22:11 > 0:22:13Come and sit down.
0:22:13 > 0:22:16- Do you want me to kiss it better? - Get off!
0:22:17 > 0:22:22Wow! That tasted horrible! Biting old ladies is over-rated.
0:22:22 > 0:22:26- Don't make me do it again. - I don't want you to.
0:22:26 > 0:22:32- I'll stay down here and be on Lady Gaahouse's album.- It's upstairs.
0:22:32 > 0:22:34What's all that?
0:22:35 > 0:22:38No, you can't sing backing vocals.
0:22:38 > 0:22:43All I'm saying is if I'm on the cover the fans will feel cheated.
0:22:43 > 0:22:47- Jamie, tell her. - Why are you down here?
0:22:47 > 0:22:50You said to let her do whatever she wanted.
0:22:50 > 0:22:55- RING, RING, RING - Just get her out of here.- Get out!
0:22:57 > 0:23:00Never in all my life!
0:23:00 > 0:23:03Now, how are we?
0:23:03 > 0:23:05Where's my tea and scones?
0:23:05 > 0:23:08Only scones can help me now, Dolly.
0:23:08 > 0:23:10CRASH! BANG!
0:23:11 > 0:23:14Just one...
0:23:15 > 0:23:18- DRILLING - What's she doing?
0:23:18 > 0:23:21- It was HIS idea. - I thought it would look good.
0:23:21 > 0:23:25Jamie, what's she still doing here?
0:23:25 > 0:23:28- Sally's fault! - I've been trying to get rid of her.
0:23:28 > 0:23:32She keeps trying to get onto MY album cover!
0:23:32 > 0:23:36That's it! Get off of MY album cover!
0:23:36 > 0:23:40- No. You get off of my album cover! - Jamie!
0:23:40 > 0:23:43You are so fired!
0:23:43 > 0:23:46No. I can make this all right.
0:23:46 > 0:23:50- Where's Auntie Phyllis? - I left her reading some magazines.
0:23:50 > 0:23:52Magazines?
0:23:52 > 0:23:54- Oh, no!- What?
0:23:54 > 0:23:58Nothing at all. Forget the problem with the magazines.
0:24:00 > 0:24:05Except, that's where I hid the book of the world's rudest photographs.
0:24:27 > 0:24:32Auntie Phyllis, there's no need to panic because, you see...
0:24:32 > 0:24:35this is all a dream.
0:24:35 > 0:24:37Am I dreaming?
0:24:37 > 0:24:43Yeah. Yes! Just think about it, none of this would really happen!
0:24:44 > 0:24:50- Of course. It does seem a little far-fetched.- Exactly.
0:24:50 > 0:24:55You'd never get a pop star fighting a receptionist
0:24:55 > 0:24:58during a photo shoot in a lobby.
0:24:58 > 0:25:03Or a porter in a dress with a pneumatic drill!
0:25:04 > 0:25:09And look! Here is a fish in a pair of underpants.
0:25:09 > 0:25:11Ooh!
0:25:11 > 0:25:16- You'd only get that in a dream. - It all makes sense now.
0:25:16 > 0:25:18I must be dreaming.
0:25:18 > 0:25:22I'll just, er, have a lie down
0:25:22 > 0:25:24over here.
0:25:24 > 0:25:27And when I wake up,
0:25:27 > 0:25:30- it'll all be gone. - It'll all be gone.
0:25:30 > 0:25:35That's right. You lie down there and have a nice little sleep.
0:25:35 > 0:25:39- There you go. - Most distressing.
0:25:44 > 0:25:45POP
0:25:45 > 0:25:48Are you OK?
0:25:48 > 0:25:51- What happened?- It's very odd.
0:25:51 > 0:25:56- You fainted the minute you came into the hotel.- Did I?
0:25:56 > 0:26:03- Oh, well, I did have the strangest dream.- Oh, dear.
0:26:03 > 0:26:08I'm sure it was totally random and unrelated to anything in reality.
0:26:11 > 0:26:15Would you like me to show you around the hotel?
0:26:15 > 0:26:19- I'm sure there's so much you want to ask.- Oh, no.
0:26:19 > 0:26:22I'm sure you're doing a marvellous job.
0:26:22 > 0:26:25- Let me give you a hand up. - Get off me.
0:26:26 > 0:26:29It's been lovely to see you, Auntie Phyllis.
0:26:29 > 0:26:32Do come again, any time!
0:26:32 > 0:26:36Yes, well, I think I might be a bit busy.
0:26:36 > 0:26:39I'm sure you make a lovely couple.
0:26:39 > 0:26:41- Bye, darling!- Bye!
0:26:41 > 0:26:44I'm SO glad that's over.
0:26:44 > 0:26:46Hey, guys!
0:26:46 > 0:26:50I just wanted to say thank you. I got the best album cover.
0:26:50 > 0:26:54I want to give you this, a present from me.
0:26:54 > 0:26:58This is the wildest, crummiest hotel I've ever stayed in.
0:26:58 > 0:27:03Good thing those two didn't see each other.
0:27:03 > 0:27:07I just realised I forgot my handbag.
0:27:09 > 0:27:11Wait a minute!
0:27:11 > 0:27:14It was all real?
0:27:15 > 0:27:19- Calm, calm, calm down, Auntie Phyllis.- Calm yourself.
0:27:19 > 0:27:22This is still a dream.
0:27:22 > 0:27:25You haven't woken up yet!
0:27:25 > 0:27:29Look! Woo! The pants fish!
0:27:31 > 0:27:34Blllllp! Blllllp!
0:27:39 > 0:27:41Hello. Hotel Trubble!
0:27:41 > 0:27:44# Hotel Trubble for ever
0:27:44 > 0:27:47# It's the pits and we know we're stuck
0:27:47 > 0:27:49# But we love it
0:27:49 > 0:27:52# Hotel Trubble for ever
0:27:52 > 0:27:54# We're a team, staying calm On and on
0:27:54 > 0:27:57# So the hotel survives Trubble, Trubble
0:27:58 > 0:28:00# Keep the hotel alive. #