0:00:02 > 0:00:05Welcome to Hotel Trubble. Meet Sally, our receptionist.
0:00:05 > 0:00:08People, trying to have a conversation here!
0:00:08 > 0:00:11And this is Lenny. He's a man of many talents.
0:00:12 > 0:00:17This is Dolly. She's Mr Trubble's, erm, fiancee.
0:00:17 > 0:00:20And this is Mrs Poshington, the new cleaner.
0:00:20 > 0:00:24Which just leaves me, Jamie. I'm the bellboy.
0:00:24 > 0:00:26# Hotel Trubble forever
0:00:26 > 0:00:30# It's the pits and we know we're stuck
0:00:30 > 0:00:32# But we love it
0:00:32 > 0:00:34# Hotel Trubble forever
0:00:34 > 0:00:37# We're a team staying calm Arm in arm
0:00:37 > 0:00:39# So the hotel survives
0:00:39 > 0:00:41# Trubble, Trubble
0:00:41 > 0:00:44# Keep the hotel alive. #
0:00:47 > 0:00:51'Our top story: An elephant has disappeared from London Zoo.
0:00:51 > 0:00:55'It's believed the thief is a young woman, Daisy Burchill.
0:00:55 > 0:00:58'All have been advised to remain on their guard.'
0:01:05 > 0:01:08Hey, I was watching that film!
0:01:08 > 0:01:10What film?
0:01:10 > 0:01:13You know, the one about the man who sits behind the desk
0:01:13 > 0:01:15and chats away for a bit
0:01:15 > 0:01:18and then at the end, he meets a lovely weather girl.
0:01:18 > 0:01:21You do understand the difference
0:01:21 > 0:01:24- between the news and a film, don't you?- No.
0:01:27 > 0:01:29MUFFLED VOICE
0:01:29 > 0:01:31Sh! If you keep quiet,
0:01:31 > 0:01:35I promise I'll send you all the new issues of Gossip magazine.
0:01:37 > 0:01:39Sally, do you know where...
0:01:39 > 0:01:42DRAMATIC MUSIC
0:01:42 > 0:01:44Sorry, that's my new ring tone.
0:01:45 > 0:01:48Who are you? Where's Sally?
0:01:48 > 0:01:51She's gone away. A long way away.
0:01:51 > 0:01:55I'm the new receptionist. I'm filling in until she gets back.
0:01:55 > 0:01:59I don't know anything about this. Who hired you?
0:01:59 > 0:02:02Oh, it was, erm... Miss...
0:02:02 > 0:02:06- Miss?- Mrs...- Mrs?- Mr...
0:02:06 > 0:02:12- Oh, Mr.- Mr, erm... Ru...- Ru... - Veth...- Veth...- Se...
0:02:12 > 0:02:15- Se...- Set... Te...- Trubble?
0:02:15 > 0:02:19- Yes! Mr Trubble. He gave me the job. - Well, he is the boss.
0:02:19 > 0:02:21Jamie, Lenny, have you met our...
0:02:21 > 0:02:24Sorry. What was your name, sweetheart?
0:02:24 > 0:02:28- Daisy.- Daisy.- Hi, Daisy.- Daisy?
0:02:28 > 0:02:33- Don't I know you from somewhere? - No.- Oh, right then.
0:02:33 > 0:02:37- Would you like a hand with your package?- Don't touch it!
0:02:38 > 0:02:42I mean, yes, please. Just put it outside.
0:02:42 > 0:02:45Lovely. Where are you posting this to?
0:02:45 > 0:02:50- Guatemala.- So where's Sally?
0:02:50 > 0:02:52She's on her way to Guatemala.
0:02:52 > 0:02:55What? She never said goodbye.
0:02:55 > 0:02:58Lenny, did Sally say goodbye to you?
0:02:59 > 0:03:03Right, while I've got you all here, the bookings are down.
0:03:03 > 0:03:06If we don't get a high-profile guest to stay here soon,
0:03:06 > 0:03:09we might have to close the hotel.
0:03:09 > 0:03:11Nobody move!
0:03:13 > 0:03:17The President of the US of A needs somewhere to hide
0:03:17 > 0:03:21and Hotel Trubble is the quietest, least important hotel
0:03:21 > 0:03:24that no-one has ever heard of or even cares about.
0:03:24 > 0:03:27You can relax now.
0:03:28 > 0:03:30The President, here at Hotel Trubble!
0:03:30 > 0:03:34Oh, I'm so excited to tell everyone!
0:03:35 > 0:03:37Mum, the President's coming here...
0:03:38 > 0:03:43This is top secret. No phone calls, no cameras.
0:03:43 > 0:03:47Or this hotel will cease to exist. We can do that, you know.
0:03:49 > 0:03:51We did it to Hotel Muddle.
0:03:51 > 0:03:55- Hotel Muddle? Never heard of it. - Precisely.
0:04:00 > 0:04:03Mission Hotel is go. Let's get that helicopter grounded, people.
0:04:04 > 0:04:07The least important hotel in town?
0:04:07 > 0:04:11Huh! Well, if the world knew the President was staying here,
0:04:11 > 0:04:13that would soon change.
0:04:14 > 0:04:18I must just go and finish knitting...
0:04:18 > 0:04:21..Mr Trubble's pants.
0:04:21 > 0:04:25We really don't want Hotel Trubble to be erased so if anyone asks,
0:04:25 > 0:04:28the President is definitely not here. Got it?
0:04:28 > 0:04:30- But the President isn't here. - Not yet.
0:04:30 > 0:04:34But when he is here, the President is definitely not here, OK?
0:04:36 > 0:04:38The President is here!
0:04:40 > 0:04:42Hi there. Very good to meet you all.
0:04:42 > 0:04:46Mr President, we promise to do our best to give you the respect
0:04:46 > 0:04:49an important and dignified person like yourself deserves.
0:04:49 > 0:04:51Much appreciated,
0:04:51 > 0:04:54but if you'll excuse me, I'm going to play hopscotch now.
0:04:58 > 0:05:01He likes to unwind when he's off duty.
0:05:05 > 0:05:08The President would also like a hot dog with ketchup
0:05:08 > 0:05:09and a super-size cola.
0:05:09 > 0:05:13Can I have a stars and stripes party trumpet
0:05:13 > 0:05:20that unwinds when you blow it, so I can go brrrrrrrr?
0:05:20 > 0:05:22- TO TUNE OF STAR-SPANGLED BANNER: - # Oh say can you see
0:05:22 > 0:05:24# That Lenny's not right
0:05:24 > 0:05:26# And Sally's a flirt
0:05:26 > 0:05:28# And Jamie's not a good bellboy. #
0:05:31 > 0:05:32Hello, News of the Globe?
0:05:32 > 0:05:35Have I got a story for you!
0:05:35 > 0:05:37Have I? Yes, I have.
0:05:37 > 0:05:39The President...
0:05:39 > 0:05:44No. THE American President is staying here at Hotel Trubble.
0:05:46 > 0:05:48Hotel Trubble.
0:05:49 > 0:05:51T-R-U-B...
0:05:51 > 0:05:55Look, never mind. Just send down your finest paparazzi.
0:05:55 > 0:05:56Hi, Dolly.
0:05:56 > 0:06:00P-p-p-p-p-papara-paparoni.
0:06:00 > 0:06:03Yes, one pepperoni. Hold the anchovies.
0:06:03 > 0:06:07- I'm ordering pizza.- I'm sure you just said paparazzi.- Hang on.
0:06:07 > 0:06:10No, I mean yes, no, I mean Jamie, look,
0:06:10 > 0:06:13someone's spotted paparazzi out in the garden.
0:06:13 > 0:06:18Go and check because we don't want paps taking snaps of the President.
0:06:18 > 0:06:21No, we don't. Otherwise it'll be over for Hotel Trubble.
0:06:21 > 0:06:25Nice glasses and ear thingy by the way.
0:06:25 > 0:06:27Oh, this. It's nothing.
0:06:27 > 0:06:29'So you want to be a spy.
0:06:29 > 0:06:33'Well, get your cheap plastic tat from cheapplastictat.com.
0:06:33 > 0:06:37'We've got spy glasses and totally safe earpieces.
0:06:37 > 0:06:41'And our prices can't be broken. Unlike our tat.
0:06:41 > 0:06:44'All tat made from recycled toilet seats.
0:06:44 > 0:06:46'Optional silly tie a must.'
0:06:47 > 0:06:49Right, where were we?
0:06:51 > 0:06:52What do you mean,
0:06:52 > 0:06:56you don't send paps down to a hotel you've never heard of?
0:06:56 > 0:06:59Everyone's heard of Hotel Trubble. Well, at least...
0:07:00 > 0:07:03Around seven people.
0:07:03 > 0:07:07I'm going to have to take a photograph and send it myself then.
0:07:08 > 0:07:11It's just as well I've got this new camera.
0:07:11 > 0:07:13Which button actually makes it...
0:07:16 > 0:07:17Oh, can't see. Can't see.
0:07:25 > 0:07:29- What's in the box, ma'am? - Nothing. Just currant buns.
0:07:29 > 0:07:34- Buns, huh?- They're for a guest in room 360.
0:07:34 > 0:07:36That's a lot of buns for one guest.
0:07:36 > 0:07:38He's a big guest.
0:07:38 > 0:07:40ELEPHANT TRUMPETS
0:07:42 > 0:07:45- Why are you hiding your face? - I'm shy.
0:07:45 > 0:07:48# Well she's so fine, fine, fine
0:07:48 > 0:07:50# She's so fine. #
0:07:50 > 0:07:55Hi Daisy. Do you like my costume? It's American style.
0:07:55 > 0:07:58- You know, to make the American President feel at home.- It's great.
0:07:58 > 0:08:02- Can I have a bun?- No. Put it back.
0:08:04 > 0:08:07They're for a guest.
0:08:10 > 0:08:14Oh, room service. Bouncing makes you real thirsty.
0:08:41 > 0:08:44LONG BURP
0:08:50 > 0:08:53I think I should let you know, I broke the toilet.
0:08:53 > 0:08:55I thought it was a good idea
0:08:55 > 0:08:57to throw shampoo down there to make bubbles.
0:08:57 > 0:09:00- It wasn't.- It must be amazing being president.
0:09:00 > 0:09:02If you have a cool idea, you can just do it
0:09:02 > 0:09:04and no-one tells you it's stupid.
0:09:04 > 0:09:07It's not easy running the most powerful country in the world.
0:09:07 > 0:09:10- Wanna try some bouncing?- Yeah!
0:09:11 > 0:09:13Whoo!
0:09:13 > 0:09:15Bounce and tuck. Bounce and tuck.
0:09:16 > 0:09:18- Wehey!- That was a good one!
0:09:21 > 0:09:22Whoa!
0:09:26 > 0:09:27Help! Help!
0:09:27 > 0:09:30Somebody help!
0:09:30 > 0:09:34- What's happened?- He's banged his head on the door.
0:09:34 > 0:09:35One minute.
0:09:40 > 0:09:42We should get him to hospital.
0:09:42 > 0:09:47Please don't tell the other secret agents. They'll laugh at me.
0:09:47 > 0:09:49Just give me a minute. I'll be fine.
0:09:51 > 0:09:54- # Gonna fix you good - Gonna fix you good
0:09:54 > 0:09:57- # Every time you're bad - Every time you're bad... #
0:09:57 > 0:10:00I'll get him into bed to recover. You keep guard.
0:10:00 > 0:10:03And remember, the President is not here.
0:10:09 > 0:10:13This snap of the President is going to put Hotel Trubble on the map.
0:10:14 > 0:10:19- What's that behind your back?- What? - Dolly, you're hiding something.
0:10:19 > 0:10:22- No, I'm not.- Show me your hand. Show me your other hand.
0:10:24 > 0:10:26Show me both hands.
0:10:29 > 0:10:32Ah! See, I knew you were hiding something.
0:10:34 > 0:10:39- That? No, it's a hat. - That's not a hat. It's a camera.
0:10:39 > 0:10:41Is it?
0:10:42 > 0:10:44So it is. That's brilliant!
0:10:48 > 0:10:49Teddy.
0:10:49 > 0:10:52# Baby let me be
0:10:52 > 0:10:54# Your lovin' teddy bear
0:10:54 > 0:10:57# Put a chain around my neck. #
0:10:57 > 0:11:00Gosh! Darn it! All that cola.
0:11:00 > 0:11:02Now I'm gonna have to find another bathroom.
0:11:02 > 0:11:06So the President is here but really he isn't here.
0:11:06 > 0:11:09- No, no.- I need to use the little President's room.
0:11:09 > 0:11:11Yeah, right, OK.
0:11:19 > 0:11:21Oooh!
0:11:22 > 0:11:23Ah!
0:11:37 > 0:11:41I think I've got it. The President is not here.
0:11:42 > 0:11:46Oh, hi, Daisy. Wait! I know where I've seen you before.
0:11:46 > 0:11:49You were in that brilliant film on the telly.
0:11:49 > 0:11:52The one about the horrible elephant thief.
0:11:52 > 0:11:55No, I wasn't. And I'm not horrible.
0:11:55 > 0:12:00She... She's not horrible. Maybe she had a good reason.
0:12:00 > 0:12:03Maybe the elephant was imprisoned in a lab and she rescued it
0:12:03 > 0:12:05and tried to hide it in a hotel.
0:12:05 > 0:12:09But the receptionist caught her so she had to put her in a box
0:12:09 > 0:12:12and post her to Guatemala. Did you think of that?
0:12:12 > 0:12:16No. I wonder how you'd hide an elephant in a hotel anyway.
0:12:16 > 0:12:20You'd need a massive room. Like the one we've got on the third floor.
0:12:20 > 0:12:25Don't think about it. Just forget everything about elephants.
0:12:25 > 0:12:26Right.
0:12:29 > 0:12:31What are elephants?
0:12:31 > 0:12:33ELEPHANT TRUMPETS
0:12:39 > 0:12:41No secret agent?
0:12:41 > 0:12:44No. He had a bit of an accident.
0:12:44 > 0:12:48Oh, good. I mean, oh, goodness gracious me.
0:12:48 > 0:12:50Yep. I'm guarding the President now.
0:12:50 > 0:12:55And don't you look the part. Very guard-like.
0:12:55 > 0:12:58Actually, can I get a picture?
0:12:58 > 0:13:00- Yes.- Could you just stand there?
0:13:01 > 0:13:04Yeah, there. A little bit further back.
0:13:04 > 0:13:07A bit more. Keep going.
0:13:07 > 0:13:09Keep going. A bit more.
0:13:09 > 0:13:12To the left. To the left. A bit more to the left.
0:13:12 > 0:13:14A bit more to the left. To the left.
0:13:15 > 0:13:19OK Mr President, say cheesy peas.
0:13:20 > 0:13:22Mr President?
0:13:24 > 0:13:28Hey! You didn't want a picture of me. You wanted one of the President.
0:13:28 > 0:13:32- That's naughty, Dolly.- The President is not here.- That's right.
0:13:32 > 0:13:34The President is not here.
0:13:34 > 0:13:37No, Lenny, the President is not here.
0:13:42 > 0:13:43Brrrr!
0:13:49 > 0:13:52How am I meant to get out of here?
0:13:52 > 0:13:55Just...
0:13:59 > 0:14:02Oh! Ah!
0:14:04 > 0:14:07Dolly, you were trying to get a photo of the President.
0:14:07 > 0:14:11- You could get the hotel erased forever.- That's not important now.
0:14:11 > 0:14:16- I need to tell you...- Not important! - Jamie, the President is not here.
0:14:16 > 0:14:18Well done for remembering, but now is not...
0:14:18 > 0:14:21- No, the President is not here. - Yes, all right.
0:14:21 > 0:14:27People. I can't find the President's room. I was hijacked.
0:14:27 > 0:14:32They tied me up and they put me in another room and when I came to,
0:14:32 > 0:14:34I looked around the room...
0:14:34 > 0:14:37Don't worry. The President is safe.
0:14:37 > 0:14:40I personally saw to it.
0:14:40 > 0:14:44While he was busy, lazing round in bed.
0:14:44 > 0:14:49Definitely not cuddling me. You weren't cuddling me.
0:14:49 > 0:14:52He better be safe or it's curtains for this hotel.
0:14:52 > 0:14:55Can it be those ones that open automatically? They're well cool.
0:14:55 > 0:14:59- I prefer blinds...- French blinds. - Ones where you clap and they open.
0:14:59 > 0:15:02No, no. When I say curtains, I mean...
0:15:05 > 0:15:08You know, like...curtains.
0:15:10 > 0:15:12Never mind. Which way?
0:15:12 > 0:15:14It's room 10.
0:15:15 > 0:15:20Hang on. If you're both here, who's guarding the President?
0:15:20 > 0:15:22Jamie, the President is not here.
0:15:22 > 0:15:24Yes, good. The President is not here.
0:15:24 > 0:15:28You told us to say the President was not here even though he was here,
0:15:28 > 0:15:31and now he really isn't here, we're not just saying he isn't here.
0:15:31 > 0:15:34What? We've got to stop the secret agent.
0:15:38 > 0:15:40The President...
0:15:41 > 0:15:44..is probably having a nice time in his room.
0:15:44 > 0:15:49Look over there! Is that Paris Hilton?
0:15:50 > 0:15:54- Let me in.- Wait. The handle's a bit stiff. There's a knack to it.
0:15:54 > 0:15:58You need to give it a jiggle and then a quick turn.
0:15:58 > 0:15:59Lenny, give me a hand.
0:15:59 > 0:16:04There's something on your glasses. Let me get it off for you. Hang on.
0:16:06 > 0:16:10- Pretend to be the President.- I can't!- Yes, you can. You have to.
0:16:10 > 0:16:12There we go.
0:16:12 > 0:16:14Get on the bed and cover yourself.
0:16:14 > 0:16:17Look, see, here's the President.
0:16:18 > 0:16:21Are you OK Mr President?
0:16:21 > 0:16:25- I sure am fine.- Have you got a sore throat Mr President?
0:16:25 > 0:16:29Your voice sounds higher than normal.
0:16:29 > 0:16:31DEEP VOICE: I sure am fine.
0:16:31 > 0:16:33Great, brilliant.
0:16:33 > 0:16:38Well, you probably need to get on with your presidenting, so bye-bye.
0:16:38 > 0:16:40Great.
0:16:41 > 0:16:44Dolly, we need to find the President quickly.
0:16:47 > 0:16:50OK, General, time to do your business.
0:16:50 > 0:16:53Hey there, have you come to rescue me?
0:16:53 > 0:16:55Mr President? Sir?
0:16:56 > 0:16:59I was meant to fix this door,
0:16:59 > 0:17:03but I got distracted by a spaceship.
0:17:05 > 0:17:08I looked up in the sky and there it was.
0:17:08 > 0:17:10Oh, hello, it's still up there.
0:17:14 > 0:17:19Oh! Silly me! It's a spec on my glasses!
0:17:21 > 0:17:23- Now, are you OK?- I'm A-OK.
0:17:23 > 0:17:28I'll leave the General here with you to look after you
0:17:28 > 0:17:30while I go and get a tool kit.
0:17:30 > 0:17:32Come on, General, up and over.
0:17:37 > 0:17:39Hello, puss.
0:17:42 > 0:17:44Fancy a staring competition?
0:17:44 > 0:17:47Oh, you're good.
0:17:47 > 0:17:49Mr President?
0:17:49 > 0:17:52# One way or another I'm gonna find ya
0:17:52 > 0:17:54# I'm gonna getcha Getcha, getcha... #
0:17:54 > 0:17:56Maybe we should look in another room.
0:17:56 > 0:17:58Mr President?
0:17:58 > 0:18:01# I'm gonna, getcha, getcha One way or another... #
0:18:01 > 0:18:05- Oh, hi. I'm looking for the President.- He's not here.
0:18:05 > 0:18:07ELEPHANT TRUMPETS
0:18:07 > 0:18:09Pardon me.
0:18:09 > 0:18:11# One way or another I'm gonna find ya
0:18:11 > 0:18:14# I'm gonna getcha, getcha, getcha
0:18:14 > 0:18:18# One way or another I'm gonna win ya
0:18:18 > 0:18:21# I'll getcha, I'll getcha One way or another
0:18:21 > 0:18:24# I'm gonna see ya
0:18:24 > 0:18:27# I'm gonna meetcha, meetcha Meetcha, meetcha... #
0:18:27 > 0:18:30Ah, Mrs Poshington. This door is stuck.
0:18:30 > 0:18:33Fix it and then help us find the President.
0:18:33 > 0:18:37- But Jamie, Mr President... - Is not going to find himself.
0:18:37 > 0:18:39Yes, but you see, he's...
0:18:40 > 0:18:44# Can't take my eyes off you. #
0:18:53 > 0:18:55Hello. Hello.
0:18:58 > 0:19:02'Type in the law you wish to be passed and press return.'
0:19:04 > 0:19:08Everyone in the world
0:19:08 > 0:19:12must wear clown noses and wigs.
0:19:13 > 0:19:16- 'Law passed.'- Awesome!
0:19:18 > 0:19:21'We're getting reports that the American President
0:19:21 > 0:19:24'has made some unfathomably nonsensically laws.
0:19:24 > 0:19:27'People everywhere are expected to wear clown noses and wigs,
0:19:27 > 0:19:31'walk like chickens and do the hokey cokey after every sentence.'
0:19:31 > 0:19:34It must be Lenny making all these silly laws.
0:19:34 > 0:19:38- We have to stop him.- How are we going to get past the guard?
0:19:40 > 0:19:41Follow me.
0:19:45 > 0:19:48BOTH: Knees bent, arms stretched, raa, raa, raa.
0:19:48 > 0:19:50CHICKEN NOISES
0:19:51 > 0:19:53# Whoa, hokey-cokey-cokey
0:19:53 > 0:19:56# Whoa, hokey-cokey-cokey Whoa, hokey-cokey-cokey
0:19:56 > 0:19:59# Knees bent, arms stretched Raa, raa, raa. #
0:19:59 > 0:20:03- Still here?- Yes.- Guarding the President.- Yes.
0:20:03 > 0:20:06- Are you sure you've got the right room?- Yes.
0:20:06 > 0:20:10It's the one with the American flags outside.
0:20:10 > 0:20:13Oh, I think I've got something in my eye.
0:20:13 > 0:20:15Can you just have a look for me?
0:20:15 > 0:20:18I think there's something in there like a big piece of grit.
0:20:18 > 0:20:21- No, there's nothing there. - Under the eyelid.- Sh!
0:20:21 > 0:20:25- I reckon it is in there. - No.- It's a big one.
0:20:25 > 0:20:28What about my teeth? I think there's something in my teeth.
0:20:28 > 0:20:33- Can't see anything.- Look closer. - No. There's nothing there.
0:20:33 > 0:20:36Thanks for looking anyway. It was really painful.
0:20:36 > 0:20:39- You all right?- Yes. Great.
0:20:48 > 0:20:51Lenny, what have you done? The world is going crazy.
0:20:51 > 0:20:54- I didn't do anything.- 'Law passed.'
0:20:54 > 0:20:57Apart from making really stupid laws.
0:20:57 > 0:20:59My laws aren't stupid.
0:20:59 > 0:21:03I just made one saying that all cars must now run on chutney.
0:21:03 > 0:21:07- It's environmental.- We need to find the President and cancel your laws.
0:21:07 > 0:21:10Mr President?
0:21:12 > 0:21:14What the...?!
0:21:17 > 0:21:19The game is up.
0:21:19 > 0:21:22Howdy. Would you like to come and bounce?
0:21:22 > 0:21:26- You're not the President. - Oh, the President!
0:21:26 > 0:21:29We thought you meant Mr P. Resident.
0:21:29 > 0:21:33Mr Peter Resident. Not the President.
0:21:33 > 0:21:35- We lost the President.- Dolly!
0:21:35 > 0:21:39Jamie, you're forgetting that this man is an experienced professional.
0:21:39 > 0:21:43- There's no need to panic. - You've lost the president?!
0:21:43 > 0:21:48Oh, no! Oh, no! Oh, no! I'm going to lose my job!
0:21:48 > 0:21:51My Mom'll be really mad.
0:21:51 > 0:21:55I won't have money to buy any comics. This is so not fair!
0:21:58 > 0:22:00You were saying?
0:22:00 > 0:22:04Anyway, don't worry. I think I've got an idea. Follow me.
0:22:06 > 0:22:11When a politician does something stupid, they go on TV and apologise.
0:22:11 > 0:22:13Yes.
0:22:13 > 0:22:18So we need you to go on TV as the President and apologise.
0:22:18 > 0:22:19Yeah. No!
0:22:19 > 0:22:24Are you sure this will work? He doesn't even look like the President.
0:22:24 > 0:22:27No. But he will.
0:22:28 > 0:22:30He doesn't sound like the President.
0:22:30 > 0:22:34I've been practising. Have I got time for a doughnut?
0:22:34 > 0:22:37No doughnuts. We're about to go live.
0:22:37 > 0:22:40Here, take this.
0:22:40 > 0:22:45I'll tell you what to say through this walkie-talkie, OK?
0:22:45 > 0:22:46Yes.
0:22:49 > 0:22:53And we're going live in three, two...
0:22:53 > 0:22:57Quick! What about the President's suit?
0:22:58 > 0:23:00And one.
0:23:04 > 0:23:08- I'm, erm...- You are the President of America.
0:23:08 > 0:23:10You are the President of America.
0:23:12 > 0:23:15I'm here today to...
0:23:15 > 0:23:19Prove I had perfectly good reasons for making those bonkers laws.
0:23:19 > 0:23:22To prove I had perfectly good reasons
0:23:22 > 0:23:25for making those bonkers laws.
0:23:25 > 0:23:27Hey, some of those laws were brilliant!
0:23:27 > 0:23:29TELEPHONE RINGS
0:23:30 > 0:23:33Hawaii would like to know if the President is fit for duty.
0:23:34 > 0:23:37- Let me do it this time. - No, I've got it.
0:23:37 > 0:23:40FEEDBACK
0:23:40 > 0:23:42Hello?
0:23:42 > 0:23:45(I'm sorry!)
0:23:45 > 0:23:50Well, OK. Yes, I am.
0:23:50 > 0:23:54And not only that, but you see, because...
0:23:55 > 0:23:59Anything that's worth having is sure enough worth fighting for.
0:23:59 > 0:24:02Quitting's out of the question.
0:24:02 > 0:24:05When it gets tough, gotta fight some more.
0:24:05 > 0:24:11We gotta fight, fight, fight, fight, for this love.
0:24:11 > 0:24:16We gotta fight, fight, fight, fight, fight for this love.
0:24:16 > 0:24:20We gotta fight, fight, fight, fight, fight for this love.
0:24:20 > 0:24:23Oh, the cheek! That President's nicked my song.
0:24:23 > 0:24:25Still, he's got a better voice than I have.
0:24:25 > 0:24:27He's through to the next round.
0:24:27 > 0:24:32If it's worth having, it's worth fighting for. Thank you.
0:24:35 > 0:24:36And we're off air.
0:24:36 > 0:24:42Lenny, you did it! I don't know how, but you did it! Everyone's happy.
0:24:42 > 0:24:44- HELICOPTER WHIRS - For now.
0:24:44 > 0:24:50Oh, no! Oh, no! Oh, no! oh, no! The President is still missing.
0:24:50 > 0:24:53I'm so going to lose my job.
0:24:53 > 0:24:56And Hotel Trubble is finished. Finished, I tell ya!
0:24:56 > 0:24:59Hello everyone. Have you met the President?
0:25:01 > 0:25:04There, there. Pressie's here.
0:25:04 > 0:25:07Hey, you guys, I really love your hotel.
0:25:07 > 0:25:10Me and Mrs Posh have been having a whole lot of fun.
0:25:10 > 0:25:14Yes. He got locked in the toilet but I got him out.
0:25:14 > 0:25:17Did we miss anything?
0:25:17 > 0:25:22Mr President, sir, I think that somehow we - well, Lenny -
0:25:22 > 0:25:25managed to make a few little tiny laws by mistake
0:25:25 > 0:25:30and now people are walking like chickens and wearing clown wigs.
0:25:30 > 0:25:32They were happy because they liked the speech,
0:25:32 > 0:25:36but in a minute they'll realise they also have to walk like chickens
0:25:36 > 0:25:40- and it'll be a disaster again.- Don't worry. I do that all the time.
0:25:40 > 0:25:45Which is why my scientists have invented this special rewind button.
0:25:50 > 0:25:54# When you can't find the music To get down and boogie
0:25:54 > 0:25:57# All you can do is step back in time
0:25:57 > 0:26:01# Ball of confusion When nothing is new
0:26:01 > 0:26:05# And there's nothing doin' Step back in time. #
0:26:05 > 0:26:08OK. That's that. All wiped out.
0:26:08 > 0:26:11Hey, Lenny, some of those laws looked real cool.
0:26:11 > 0:26:14I'll have a think about keeping some of them.
0:26:14 > 0:26:17Your helicopter is waiting, sir.
0:26:18 > 0:26:19Bye.
0:26:19 > 0:26:21ALL: BYE.
0:26:23 > 0:26:26Well, after all that, we didn't get erased
0:26:26 > 0:26:29and everything is back to normal.
0:26:29 > 0:26:32Have they gone? Yes! I'm safe!
0:26:33 > 0:26:37To work in reception until Sally gets back.
0:26:37 > 0:26:39How long is she away for?
0:26:39 > 0:26:42Not long. I'm sure she'll be back very soon.
0:26:42 > 0:26:43Good.
0:26:44 > 0:26:47Because Lenny misses her. Don't you, Lenny?
0:26:47 > 0:26:50- Do I?- Very much.
0:26:50 > 0:26:53So are you all clear on your duties?
0:26:53 > 0:26:57- What are my duties again?- Can you file your nails and ignore people?
0:26:58 > 0:27:01- And you have to be rude. - Shut up! I'm doin' my nails.
0:27:01 > 0:27:06That all seems to be in order. It's like Sally's still here!
0:27:06 > 0:27:09One more thing. Usually at this point in the episode,
0:27:09 > 0:27:13the phone rings and we need you to answer with, "Hello, Hotel Trubble."
0:27:13 > 0:27:19- Got ya.- But before that, why is there an elephant in room 360?
0:27:21 > 0:27:24- You get used to her. - That's just Mrs P.
0:27:24 > 0:27:28I heard it this morning. I was outside dusting.
0:27:28 > 0:27:32Oh, yes. Are you a bit overtired, Mrs P?
0:27:33 > 0:27:35TELEPHONE RINGS
0:27:38 > 0:27:41Hello? Hello? Hello?
0:27:43 > 0:27:44Hello?
0:27:46 > 0:27:49Hello, Hotel Trubble.
0:27:49 > 0:27:52# Hotel Trubble forever
0:27:52 > 0:27:55# It's the pits And we know we're stuck
0:27:55 > 0:27:57# But we love it
0:27:57 > 0:27:59# Hotel Trubble forever
0:27:59 > 0:28:02# We're a team staying calm Arm in arm
0:28:02 > 0:28:05# So the hotel survives Trubble, Trubble
0:28:05 > 0:28:08# Keep the hotel alive. #
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