0:00:02 > 0:00:05(GENTLE MUSIC)
0:00:10 > 0:00:13You tickle it. I'll hit it with the hammer.
0:00:13 > 0:00:16(SNORES)
0:00:17 > 0:00:20(DISCORDANT MUSIC)
0:00:20 > 0:00:23That's me - Rufus Hound.
0:00:24 > 0:00:26I'm a television presenter...
0:00:28 > 0:00:30..and every day I save the world.
0:00:30 > 0:00:31Ah!
0:00:31 > 0:00:37See him? Well, this ugly dipstick is the evil Dr Muhaha...
0:00:37 > 0:00:39It's pronounced "Muhahaha".
0:00:39 > 0:00:41...and his geeky sidekick, Steve.
0:00:41 > 0:00:43Shall I?
0:00:44 > 0:00:46Every day he comes up
0:00:46 > 0:00:50with some new plan to conquer us, and every day I stop him.
0:00:51 > 0:00:55What? Someone's got to do it. And that's not the half of it.
0:00:55 > 0:00:58If, at the end of the day, I have beaten him, well,
0:00:58 > 0:01:02he just hits rewind, and the whole day goes back to the beginning.
0:01:02 > 0:01:03(FAST REWIND)
0:01:05 > 0:01:08(GENTLE MUSIC)
0:01:09 > 0:01:11(DISCORDANT MUSIC) Not again!
0:01:11 > 0:01:12Whoa!
0:01:13 > 0:01:15Right, off to my first day at work...
0:01:15 > 0:01:17again.
0:01:17 > 0:01:20So, you'd think I'd know exactly what's going to happen.
0:01:22 > 0:01:23Morning.
0:01:23 > 0:01:25Unfortunately, it's not always that simple,
0:01:25 > 0:01:29because Dr Mu's always coming up with a new plan.
0:01:29 > 0:01:33Luckily, whatever world I'm in, these two always turn up to help.
0:01:33 > 0:01:36The only thing is, I never know what they're going to look like.
0:01:37 > 0:01:41Last, but by no means least, is this good-looking chap.
0:01:41 > 0:01:44That's me, from years ahead in the future.
0:01:44 > 0:01:46Future Rufus likes to think he's helping,
0:01:46 > 0:01:50but sometimes I'm not so sure it's not his fault I'm in this mess.
0:01:50 > 0:01:53So that's it, in a nutshell.
0:01:53 > 0:01:56You never know, maybe one day I'll wake up, and it'll be tomorrow.
0:01:56 > 0:01:58(BIRD CAWS)
0:02:00 > 0:02:03Or, at the very least, I'll remember about that bird.
0:02:17 > 0:02:19(OINKING)
0:02:27 > 0:02:29Everybody relax - I'm here.
0:02:29 > 0:02:31Oh, it's the new guy! Hi there, I'm Gill.
0:02:31 > 0:02:33Hiya, I'm Barry.
0:02:33 > 0:02:35That's odd - have I met you before?
0:02:35 > 0:02:40Yes, but there was an "R" in the month, so it doesn't count.
0:02:42 > 0:02:45Well, come on then, we haven't got all day.
0:03:09 > 0:03:11(BLEATING)
0:03:14 > 0:03:16(BEEPING)
0:03:16 > 0:03:18- (IRISH ACCENT) - Is that a good beep or a bad beep?
0:03:18 > 0:03:21- (IRISH ACCENT)- That is a good beep, and I'll tell you why.
0:03:21 > 0:03:28I have just successfully downloaded details of Dr Mu's latest evil plan.
0:03:28 > 0:03:30- Check me out!- (GIGGLES)
0:03:30 > 0:03:31(BEEPING)
0:03:31 > 0:03:33What?
0:03:33 > 0:03:35I thought you said it was a good beep.
0:03:35 > 0:03:37It is. Just...
0:03:37 > 0:03:39From the looks of things here,
0:03:39 > 0:03:43the screen's telling me he's just ordered
0:03:43 > 0:03:47several hundred million portals from evil-Bay.
0:03:47 > 0:03:48Oh, no!
0:03:48 > 0:03:51Well, at least he didn't buy a Mega-Galactic...
0:03:51 > 0:03:53Mega-Galactic Space Vacuum also.
0:03:53 > 0:03:55Ah!
0:03:55 > 0:03:59- Earth's really in trouble. - Earth's not the only one.
0:03:59 > 0:04:00(FAST BEEP)
0:04:00 > 0:04:01Bad beep?
0:04:01 > 0:04:03Bad beep. Something's found us.
0:04:07 > 0:04:11Time to cut and run. Going to light speed.
0:04:12 > 0:04:15In...three...two...one.
0:04:29 > 0:04:33- COMPUTER:- Confirmation. The knitters' ship has escaped.
0:04:33 > 0:04:34Well?
0:04:34 > 0:04:36The knitters have downloaded the plan,
0:04:36 > 0:04:39but they don't know the location of the central suction device.
0:04:39 > 0:04:42No, I meant, well, have you found my pen yet?
0:04:42 > 0:04:43Oh.
0:04:45 > 0:04:46Here.
0:04:47 > 0:04:50So, let's just go over all this again.
0:04:51 > 0:04:55We've installed invisible portals down the back of all sofas on Earth.
0:04:55 > 0:04:56Yes.
0:04:56 > 0:05:00Say "check". Every evil leader's minion should say "check".
0:05:00 > 0:05:02Check.
0:05:02 > 0:05:03(EVIL LAUGH)
0:05:03 > 0:05:07And they're connected up to a central suction device?
0:05:07 > 0:05:08Check.
0:05:08 > 0:05:10Muhahaha!
0:05:10 > 0:05:14And the space vacuum is currently evilly sucking people
0:05:14 > 0:05:15down the backs of their sofas,
0:05:15 > 0:05:18off the face of planet Earth and into its holding chamber?
0:05:18 > 0:05:19Not quite.
0:05:19 > 0:05:20Excellent. What?
0:05:20 > 0:05:23I'm running low suction tests at the moment.
0:05:23 > 0:05:26Keys, fluff, don't want to overload the capacity.
0:05:26 > 0:05:27What? Tests?
0:05:27 > 0:05:29Boring! Boring, Steve.
0:05:29 > 0:05:32In that case, I'll give it half a tick.
0:05:32 > 0:05:34And a little laugh. Ha ha!
0:05:34 > 0:05:39But initial testing has produced results.
0:05:39 > 0:05:41- Ah! - Sofa portals are fully operational.
0:05:41 > 0:05:45The contents of Mr Frederick Needham's sofa.
0:05:45 > 0:05:4721 Pulparry Avenue, London.
0:05:47 > 0:05:48(JINGLING)
0:05:48 > 0:05:50Excellent!
0:05:50 > 0:05:53Not only am I sucking the entirety of Earth's population
0:05:53 > 0:05:55down the backs of their sofas,
0:05:55 > 0:05:58but I'm also going to get to keep all their loose change as well.
0:05:58 > 0:05:59Muhahaha!
0:05:59 > 0:06:00A-hem.
0:06:00 > 0:06:03How long until we can move up to...people?
0:06:03 > 0:06:06I just need to recalibrate the extraction filter,
0:06:06 > 0:06:09isolate the degigfleischter, then the klein particles...
0:06:09 > 0:06:10In English?
0:06:10 > 0:06:11About ten minutes.
0:06:11 > 0:06:13Excellent.
0:06:13 > 0:06:15And finally...
0:06:15 > 0:06:16we're out of cheese.
0:06:16 > 0:06:19Oh, sorry! That's a different list.
0:06:26 > 0:06:28- MAN:- 30 seconds to show time.
0:06:30 > 0:06:32So what's this experiment?
0:06:32 > 0:06:34It uses this. It's a key finder.
0:06:34 > 0:06:36So all you have to do is attach this to your keys
0:06:36 > 0:06:39and if you lose them, all you have to do is whistle,
0:06:39 > 0:06:41and then it will beep to tell you where they are.
0:06:41 > 0:06:42Could have done with that this morning.
0:06:42 > 0:06:44- Oh, yeah? - My bus pass has just disappeared.
0:06:44 > 0:06:47- You looked down the back of the sofa?- Yeah, nothing.
0:06:48 > 0:06:50- So you just whistle?- Mm.
0:06:51 > 0:06:52Wait!
0:06:55 > 0:06:56(WHISTLES)
0:06:56 > 0:06:58- (LOUD SIREN) MAN:- 10 seconds.
0:07:00 > 0:07:02(SHOUTING) How do you turn it off?
0:07:02 > 0:07:05- MAN:- And in 5...4...3... - How do you turn it off though?
0:07:05 > 0:07:07- It's on. How do you turn it...? MAN:- ...on air.
0:07:12 > 0:07:14Hello and welcome to FunLab.
0:07:14 > 0:07:16The show that puts the fizz into physics...
0:07:16 > 0:07:17..the mystery into chemistry...
0:07:17 > 0:07:20..and the "Oh, gee" into biology.
0:07:20 > 0:07:24Kicking off today's experiment is brand-new presenter Roger Hound.
0:07:24 > 0:07:28Rufus Hound. My name is Rufus. We've literally...
0:07:28 > 0:07:31Hi! I'm Rufus Hound. Today we're going to...
0:07:31 > 0:07:33'And just as I'm getting going,
0:07:33 > 0:07:36'my meddling future self turns up to ruin my day.'
0:07:36 > 0:07:39RUFUS ON TV: ..turning your house upside down and hoping for the best,
0:07:39 > 0:07:40but not any more.
0:07:40 > 0:07:45Now if you can whistle, you can find your...keys,
0:07:45 > 0:07:48or, alternatively, just explode through all of time and space.
0:07:48 > 0:07:50Ah!
0:07:52 > 0:07:53Rudolf?
0:07:58 > 0:08:01- MAN:- Sorry, we have a technical hitch. FunLab will resume shortly.
0:08:01 > 0:08:04RUFUS: 'So now I'm off to meet my future self
0:08:04 > 0:08:07'so he can send me on some hare-brained mission.'
0:08:07 > 0:08:09(PFFT!)
0:08:09 > 0:08:12- Oh...- You disgust me.
0:08:12 > 0:08:15You are me. Did you do this?
0:08:15 > 0:08:17No.
0:08:17 > 0:08:19Well, if you didn't, who did then?
0:08:19 > 0:08:22I can't tell you.
0:08:22 > 0:08:24What? Because the future of mankind depends on me
0:08:24 > 0:08:27saving the whole world in double-quick time?
0:08:27 > 0:08:29No! Because I've got a pizza in the microwave.
0:08:29 > 0:08:30- (PING!) - Ah, time to go.
0:08:30 > 0:08:33- Take this.- Not another one.
0:08:33 > 0:08:35- It's a key finder.- Yeah, I know.
0:08:35 > 0:08:36- And what you do is...- Yeah, don't.
0:08:36 > 0:08:38- ...whistle like this.- No... no!
0:08:38 > 0:08:40(LOUD SIREN)
0:08:50 > 0:08:54We've lost them...at least for now.
0:08:56 > 0:08:57Intruder!
0:08:57 > 0:08:59Stop or we'll use our knit rays.
0:08:59 > 0:09:01No, don't...! Knit rays?
0:09:01 > 0:09:03(LAUGHING) What are they going to do?!
0:09:04 > 0:09:06Oh, I see.
0:09:06 > 0:09:08So where am I?
0:09:08 > 0:09:10Before we tell you where you are,
0:09:10 > 0:09:12you tell us who or what you are
0:09:12 > 0:09:14and how and why you're on this ship.
0:09:14 > 0:09:17Ah! Um...
0:09:18 > 0:09:21He's refusing to talk. What shall I say?
0:09:21 > 0:09:23Pretty please?
0:09:23 > 0:09:25Pretty please!
0:09:25 > 0:09:27Um...I'm Rufus Hound, from the telly.
0:09:29 > 0:09:31On Earth?
0:09:31 > 0:09:32From Earth, you say?
0:09:32 > 0:09:34Well!
0:09:35 > 0:09:38You're a friend. You shouldn't be tied up.
0:09:38 > 0:09:39Are you sure about that?
0:09:39 > 0:09:41- Here we are, sir.- Oh, fine.
0:09:41 > 0:09:42There we are.
0:09:46 > 0:09:49Welcome to Starsheep Enterprise,
0:09:49 > 0:09:53the greatest wool ship in all the yarn fleet.
0:09:53 > 0:09:56Well, the only wool ship in the yarn fleet.
0:09:56 > 0:09:58Till Mu's scissor ships have done with us.
0:09:58 > 0:10:00But, hey, let's not talk about that now.
0:10:00 > 0:10:02I'm Captain Gelina.
0:10:02 > 0:10:04This is Corporal Buck.
0:10:04 > 0:10:06We're freedom fighters.
0:10:06 > 0:10:07Fighting for...
0:10:07 > 0:10:10freedom, from Dr Mu.
0:10:10 > 0:10:13It's a job we're not going to have in, what, let me think...
0:10:13 > 0:10:14about nine minutes.
0:10:15 > 0:10:16What? Why?
0:10:16 > 0:10:20Mu's planning to take control of the whole of the Earth.
0:10:20 > 0:10:23Once the last free planet is under his control,
0:10:23 > 0:10:27there'll be no chance of anyone in the multiverse getting free.
0:10:27 > 0:10:30Don't worry. We'll stop him.
0:10:30 > 0:10:31Are you joking me?
0:10:31 > 0:10:34We can't do that. His plan is ingenious.
0:10:34 > 0:10:38He has hidden portals down the back of every sofa on Earth
0:10:38 > 0:10:44and connected them to huge mega- galactic suction devices in space.
0:10:44 > 0:10:48In about 8 minutes, 45 seconds Mu's going to crank up the power,
0:10:48 > 0:10:52then every human on Earth will be sucked down the back of the sofa.
0:10:52 > 0:10:56So this big suction device is basically a big vacuum cleaner?
0:10:56 > 0:10:57A vacuum...
0:10:57 > 0:11:00Yes, a vacuum cleaner, Buck.
0:11:00 > 0:11:03You use it to clean up. At least, everyone else does.
0:11:03 > 0:11:07- Clean up? - Oh, would you go on, please, Rufus?
0:11:07 > 0:11:09Yeah, well, if it's like a big vacuum cleaner,
0:11:09 > 0:11:11we just block it up, stop it from sucking.
0:11:11 > 0:11:13Right! That's an excellent idea.
0:11:13 > 0:11:20Let's think. What would block a giant space vacuum?
0:11:21 > 0:11:22- A giant hamster!- No.
0:11:22 > 0:11:25Might be a bit cruel.
0:11:25 > 0:11:27The last one died in 1998.
0:11:27 > 0:11:28I'm all right.
0:11:28 > 0:11:31I've got it! The perfect thing!
0:11:31 > 0:11:34This is a wool ship, right? You can knit anything you like.
0:11:34 > 0:11:37Right. As long as we've got enough wool.
0:11:37 > 0:11:39Well, get ready.
0:11:39 > 0:11:42Cos we're going to need a lot of wool.
0:11:43 > 0:11:45Who's he talking to?
0:11:51 > 0:11:52Muhahaha!
0:11:52 > 0:11:55- Don't!- But it's so cool!
0:11:55 > 0:11:57In...?
0:11:57 > 0:11:597 minutes, 13 seconds...
0:11:59 > 0:12:04..time, all of the pathetic Earthlings will be my prisoners,
0:12:04 > 0:12:06and Earth will be my personal playground.
0:12:06 > 0:12:10I shall use the Eiffel Tower as a... a climbing frame,
0:12:10 > 0:12:13the pyramids as climbing frames
0:12:13 > 0:12:15and Big Ben as a...
0:12:15 > 0:12:17- (LAUGHING)- ..climbing frame.
0:12:17 > 0:12:18Have you thought this through?
0:12:18 > 0:12:20No. Hang on!
0:12:22 > 0:12:25Yeah! The point is that when I rule the multiverse,
0:12:25 > 0:12:28I'll be able to do whatever I want!
0:12:28 > 0:12:31I'll just have to think about what that actually is later.
0:12:31 > 0:12:33Just put it on the list.
0:12:33 > 0:12:39Will do. Just after "Take Hannah Montana film back to DVD shop."
0:12:39 > 0:12:41Must remember to do that. Don't want another fine like last time.
0:12:41 > 0:12:43Very evil.
0:12:43 > 0:12:45Nothing can stop me now.
0:12:45 > 0:12:47Except Rufus Hound.
0:12:47 > 0:12:51Oh, yes. Hound! What has that man got against me?
0:12:51 > 0:12:54You're an evil genius who keeps trying to take over his planet?
0:12:54 > 0:12:57But underneath that, I'm a really nice person.
0:12:58 > 0:12:59No, you're not.
0:12:59 > 0:13:01Oh, fair enough.
0:13:01 > 0:13:04Find out where that hairy do-gooder Hound is, would you?
0:13:04 > 0:13:08Rufometer showing he's on Sigma Quadrant.
0:13:08 > 0:13:11Hang on! I just saw something on the news.
0:13:11 > 0:13:15'Hello and welcome to Sigma Quadrant local news.
0:13:15 > 0:13:18'If it matters to you, it matters to us.'
0:13:18 > 0:13:19So, today we're coming to you
0:13:19 > 0:13:22from local beauty spot the Planet of the Sheep...
0:13:22 > 0:13:23Hound!
0:13:23 > 0:13:25'Next a story about sponsored walks. They're boring.'
0:13:33 > 0:13:35(BLEATING)
0:13:37 > 0:13:38Rufus!
0:13:38 > 0:13:40Are you sure this is going to work?
0:13:40 > 0:13:43Oh, yes, we're yarn fleet, that's what we do.
0:13:43 > 0:13:45We're right over the biggest flock.
0:13:45 > 0:13:49We just need to engage the shearing beam and get knitting.
0:13:49 > 0:13:51- (SHOUTING)- It's a big one!
0:13:51 > 0:13:54If I could have some help back here?
0:13:54 > 0:13:56I think that had better be you.
0:13:56 > 0:13:58- Grand! You can fly the ship, then. - What?
0:13:58 > 0:14:00You've flown a spaceship before, haven't you?
0:14:00 > 0:14:03- I've flown a kite. - Well, it's this or the knitting.
0:14:03 > 0:14:05Give me those controls.
0:14:11 > 0:14:12Right.
0:14:12 > 0:14:14Pedals...sticks.
0:14:16 > 0:14:17Whoa!
0:14:19 > 0:14:23This sounds odd, but I might just be starting to get the hang of this.
0:14:24 > 0:14:29Two pedals, two joysticks, about...1,500 buttons.
0:14:29 > 0:14:31What could possibly go wrong?
0:14:31 > 0:14:32(BLEATING)
0:14:32 > 0:14:35Ah... Sorry!
0:14:35 > 0:14:39It's not that button, Rufus. It's the other one for the shearing ray.
0:14:41 > 0:14:42Easy!
0:14:48 > 0:14:51Is this really going to defeat Dr Mu?
0:14:51 > 0:14:55Don't you worry. We're going to sock it to him!
0:14:55 > 0:14:57And...knit!
0:14:59 > 0:15:01Cast on!
0:15:01 > 0:15:02Purl!
0:15:02 > 0:15:03- And knit.- And purl.
0:15:03 > 0:15:05- And knit.- And purl.
0:15:05 > 0:15:06- And knit.- And purl.
0:15:06 > 0:15:11'Wacky locals seem to be attempting to break a universe record
0:15:11 > 0:15:13'for knitting the largest sock ever.'
0:15:13 > 0:15:14(TALKS IN DIALECT)
0:15:14 > 0:15:16- MAN TRANSLATES:- 'I spoke to them earlier.
0:15:16 > 0:15:19'They said they were knitting a huge sock.'
0:15:19 > 0:15:22Why does he need a giant sock?
0:15:23 > 0:15:25Patch me through, would you?
0:15:27 > 0:15:28- And knit.- And purl.
0:15:28 > 0:15:29- And purl.- And knit.
0:15:29 > 0:15:30- And purl.- And knit.
0:15:30 > 0:15:34- And purl, and purl. - (SHOUTING)- Hold her steady!
0:15:34 > 0:15:39I'm trying, but there's a field full of nervous vegetarians down there.
0:15:40 > 0:15:44Ah! Rufus Hound.
0:15:44 > 0:15:46Dr Muhahaha?
0:15:46 > 0:15:49What's the deal with the sock, Hound?
0:15:49 > 0:15:51We're going to use it to defeat your evil scheme.
0:15:51 > 0:15:54Oh, I see.
0:15:54 > 0:15:57Well, it'll never work.
0:15:57 > 0:15:59Why? Aren't you going to try and stop us?
0:15:59 > 0:16:01I'm not.
0:16:01 > 0:16:04Really? Did you stop being evil?
0:16:04 > 0:16:07I'm not going to stop you - my scissor ships are.
0:16:12 > 0:16:15Look sharp, Hound.
0:16:15 > 0:16:18There's a bit of "shear" terror for you!
0:16:18 > 0:16:19Muhahaha!
0:16:19 > 0:16:20Muhahaha...
0:16:20 > 0:16:23Oh! Been cut off.
0:16:23 > 0:16:25Oh! Been "cut off"!
0:16:36 > 0:16:38OK, we've got to go. We've got company.
0:16:38 > 0:16:40Not yet!
0:16:42 > 0:16:44Hurrying would be good round about now.
0:16:46 > 0:16:50Just...finishing...the toe.
0:16:54 > 0:16:56Cast off.
0:16:56 > 0:16:57Hold onto something!
0:16:57 > 0:17:00(FRENETIC IRISH MUSIC)
0:17:28 > 0:17:29Doo-ow!
0:17:37 > 0:17:38Whoa!
0:17:43 > 0:17:44Wooh!
0:17:51 > 0:17:53- Yes!- Yeah!
0:17:53 > 0:17:54We did it!
0:17:56 > 0:17:58All right, we've got the sock.
0:17:58 > 0:18:01Now we need a portal to take it through.
0:18:01 > 0:18:03I know! Take me back to Earth.
0:18:03 > 0:18:06OK. Light speed in 3...2...
0:18:06 > 0:18:07Whah!
0:18:21 > 0:18:23Look at that! Goodness!
0:18:23 > 0:18:26There's definitely a sofa down there we can use, right?
0:18:26 > 0:18:29Yeah, a big one.
0:18:29 > 0:18:31That's just great, isn't it?
0:18:31 > 0:18:33We have to find ourselves another presenter.
0:18:33 > 0:18:34Rufus might come back.
0:18:34 > 0:18:36Oh, yeah, he's just going to drop in
0:18:36 > 0:18:37and say, "Hi, guys,
0:18:37 > 0:18:40"Sorry about the mysterious disappearance this morning."
0:18:46 > 0:18:48Someone's opened the studio roof.
0:18:59 > 0:19:02Hi, guys! Sorry about the mysterious disappearance this morning.
0:19:02 > 0:19:05Now, can I get you off that sofa?
0:19:09 > 0:19:13We can start initiating full suction in...30 seconds.
0:19:13 > 0:19:1530 seconds?
0:19:15 > 0:19:18But I think we should be sensible here.
0:19:18 > 0:19:20Boring! Boring, Steve.
0:19:20 > 0:19:22I just think we should test an individual portal first,
0:19:22 > 0:19:24just to check it can handle it.
0:19:24 > 0:19:28Test it on one sofa first? What a...brilliant idea!
0:19:28 > 0:19:34Yes! Let's test it on Rufus Hound's little chums in the FunLab studio.
0:19:34 > 0:19:35OK, just locating.
0:19:35 > 0:19:39Oh, I like boring. Boring can be really...evil.
0:19:39 > 0:19:40That's my motto.
0:19:43 > 0:19:45OK! We're ready!
0:19:45 > 0:19:50Just tell Curly to stay away from the controls!
0:20:05 > 0:20:08Oh, my goodness! What was that?
0:20:08 > 0:20:10Yeah. Keep going down.
0:20:10 > 0:20:12Keep going down. Right a bit.
0:20:14 > 0:20:17The other right. Down.
0:20:19 > 0:20:20Down.
0:20:22 > 0:20:27No. It's going to be tight, it's going to be tight. Keep it coming.
0:20:27 > 0:20:31It's huge! How big is this thing?
0:20:31 > 0:20:35I wouldn't worry, Rufus. It will definitely be big enough.
0:20:35 > 0:20:37It's never going to fit.
0:20:40 > 0:20:41Bum!
0:20:41 > 0:20:44Is that an enormous sock?
0:20:44 > 0:20:48Yeah, look at it. It's like the size of a really big...sock.
0:20:48 > 0:20:52- COMPUTER:- Locating portal, locating portal. Portal located.
0:20:52 > 0:20:55Got it. Activate.
0:20:56 > 0:20:58- COMPUTER:- Portal activation commencing.
0:20:58 > 0:21:02Rufus! Ship to Rufus!
0:21:02 > 0:21:03Do we have a goal?
0:21:03 > 0:21:05Enterprise, we've got a problem.
0:21:05 > 0:21:07The sock's too big to fit down the back of the sofa.
0:21:07 > 0:21:09Why would you want it to?
0:21:09 > 0:21:12There's a portal that's going to suck...
0:21:13 > 0:21:17Engage the space vacuum.
0:21:22 > 0:21:24Oh...
0:21:24 > 0:21:26Oh!
0:21:26 > 0:21:29- GELINA: Rufus! What's happening? - Oh, nothing(!)
0:21:29 > 0:21:33Just being sucked down a portal by an evil genius. Help me!
0:21:33 > 0:21:37- He's a proper joker, this one. - Really, help me!
0:21:37 > 0:21:38Whoa!
0:21:38 > 0:21:41- GELINA:- Grab the wool! I can pull you up with that.
0:21:41 > 0:21:42Really, help!
0:21:44 > 0:21:46GELINA: Help the man - right now!
0:21:46 > 0:21:48All right, bossy.
0:21:57 > 0:21:59Oh, come on, let me do it.
0:22:02 > 0:22:05Help me!
0:22:05 > 0:22:09Increasing...thrust.
0:22:26 > 0:22:29Well, that's that, then.
0:22:29 > 0:22:31Would you believe it?
0:22:31 > 0:22:35We finally find something big enough to block the space vacuum,
0:22:35 > 0:22:40and then all the sofas on Earth aren't big enough for it to go down.
0:22:40 > 0:22:41Oh, Buck!
0:22:42 > 0:22:44We're through.
0:22:44 > 0:22:48Can't we go to the space vacu-whatsit and block it there?
0:22:48 > 0:22:52Buck, were you not listening? I swear you're from another planet.
0:22:52 > 0:22:58It's kept in a secret location, and I couldn't find out where.
0:22:59 > 0:23:03- Em... - Well, that was a close one.
0:23:03 > 0:23:06Em...why aren't you wearing your trousers?
0:23:06 > 0:23:09Oh, they got sucked into the space vacuum.
0:23:09 > 0:23:12- (ECHO)- It's a key finder. It's a key finder.
0:23:12 > 0:23:13It's a key finder. It's a key finder.
0:23:13 > 0:23:15It's a key finder.
0:23:15 > 0:23:17But there's a key finder in the pocket.
0:23:17 > 0:23:20One of those things you whistle, and it tells you where it is.
0:23:20 > 0:23:22So if we whistle, then...
0:23:22 > 0:23:25we'll...find...where...
0:23:25 > 0:23:27the...
0:23:27 > 0:23:30source of the...
0:23:30 > 0:23:34Space vacuum - we'd know where the space vacuum was.
0:23:34 > 0:23:37Right! Well, that's a great idea.
0:23:37 > 0:23:40Listen up. Lock onto that signal, Buck. Hold on, everybody.
0:23:40 > 0:23:42Take it away, Rufus.
0:23:44 > 0:23:47(WHISTLES)
0:23:55 > 0:23:59- COMPUTER (BLEATING): - Space vacuum located.
0:24:03 > 0:24:06- COMPUTER:- Portal test successful.
0:24:06 > 0:24:10Muhahaha! OK, I've had enough of boring evil.
0:24:10 > 0:24:13Let's do some fun stuff. Turn them all on.
0:24:22 > 0:24:23Ooh!
0:24:23 > 0:24:26# Muhahaha, Muhahaha Muhahaha-ha!
0:24:26 > 0:24:29# Get up, stand up It's over for you loafers
0:24:29 > 0:24:33# Listen up, good suckers or get suckered down your sofas
0:24:33 > 0:24:36# Dr Mu's nicking coins to power his machine
0:24:36 > 0:24:39# At present, humans, it's a zee-bomb strain
0:24:39 > 0:24:43# Muhahaha, Muhahaha Muhahaha-ha! #
0:24:43 > 0:24:45- BUCK:- Ah, the key finder's worked.
0:24:45 > 0:24:48We've found Mu's massive vacuum cleaner.
0:24:50 > 0:24:53This is it. We've only got one chance.
0:24:53 > 0:24:56Deploy the sock.
0:25:03 > 0:25:07- BUCK:- Oops! Missed it. Sorry.
0:25:07 > 0:25:09We've got bigger problems.
0:25:11 > 0:25:12Oops!
0:25:12 > 0:25:15- Oh, no!- Give me that.
0:25:15 > 0:25:17- What are you doing?- This.
0:25:27 > 0:25:28Hold on.
0:25:37 > 0:25:39Whoa...!
0:25:41 > 0:25:42It worked!
0:25:43 > 0:25:46Oh, no! We're still attached!
0:25:48 > 0:25:52We're still attached!
0:25:52 > 0:25:53Hm...
0:25:53 > 0:25:56Either we've got to full containment really quickly,
0:25:56 > 0:25:59or that plan of Hound's you said would never work...
0:25:59 > 0:26:00has actually worked.
0:26:02 > 0:26:05Oh, well. Shall I hit the reset button?
0:26:05 > 0:26:08Another day, another failed plan.
0:26:08 > 0:26:10How could you be so defeatist?
0:26:10 > 0:26:11Oh, come on!
0:26:11 > 0:26:14Does it ever go well after something like this?
0:26:14 > 0:26:18They're still attached to that sock. Out of my way!
0:26:18 > 0:26:20- I wouldn't do that, if I were you. - Ah!
0:26:34 > 0:26:38Deploy front boosters!
0:26:46 > 0:26:49- I told you not to do that. - What? I'll win.
0:26:49 > 0:26:52I'll suck Rufus Hound and his stupid buddies into a dusty tomb.
0:26:52 > 0:26:55No, the vacuum will blow up.
0:26:55 > 0:26:57Oh, no!
0:27:07 > 0:27:09The hoovering worked!
0:27:11 > 0:27:13We did it!
0:27:13 > 0:27:15You were amazing!
0:27:15 > 0:27:18- COMPUTER:- All global portals are deactivated.
0:27:26 > 0:27:28Shall I?
0:27:29 > 0:27:31Certainly not.
0:27:37 > 0:27:39Em...why aren't you wearing your trousers?
0:27:39 > 0:27:42- What an enormous sock! - But it's so cool!
0:27:44 > 0:27:47Everybody relax - I'm here.
0:27:47 > 0:27:52Oh, well, I'm definitely going to beat him tomorrow.
0:27:52 > 0:27:54Or is that today?
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