0:00:02 > 0:00:05GENTLE MUSIC
0:00:10 > 0:00:12HE SNORES
0:00:12 > 0:00:15Nice singing, you Spanish dog.
0:00:17 > 0:00:20DISCORDANT MUSIC
0:00:20 > 0:00:23That's me - Rufus Hound.
0:00:25 > 0:00:26I'm a television presenter...
0:00:28 > 0:00:30..and every day, I save the world.
0:00:30 > 0:00:31Ah!
0:00:31 > 0:00:37See him? Well, this ugly dipstick is the evil Dr Muhaha...
0:00:37 > 0:00:39It's pronounced "Muhahaha".
0:00:39 > 0:00:41..and his geeky sidekick, Steve.
0:00:41 > 0:00:43Shall I?
0:00:44 > 0:00:47Every day he comes up with some new plan to conquer us,
0:00:47 > 0:00:50and every day I stop him.
0:00:51 > 0:00:55What? Someone's got to do it. And that's not the half of it.
0:00:55 > 0:00:58If, at the end of the day, I have beaten him, well,
0:00:58 > 0:01:02he just hits rewind, and the whole day goes back to the beginning.
0:01:02 > 0:01:03FAST REWIND
0:01:05 > 0:01:08GENTLE MUSIC
0:01:09 > 0:01:11DISCORDANT MUSIC Not again!
0:01:11 > 0:01:12Whoa!
0:01:13 > 0:01:15Right, off to my first day at work...
0:01:15 > 0:01:17again.
0:01:17 > 0:01:20So, you'd think I'd know exactly what's going to happen.
0:01:22 > 0:01:23Morning.
0:01:23 > 0:01:25Unfortunately, it's not always that simple,
0:01:25 > 0:01:29because Dr Mu's always coming up with a new plan.
0:01:29 > 0:01:33Luckily, whatever world I'm in, these two always turn up to help.
0:01:33 > 0:01:36The only thing is, I never know what they're going to look like.
0:01:37 > 0:01:41Last, but by no means least, is this good-looking chap.
0:01:41 > 0:01:44That's me, from years ahead in the future.
0:01:44 > 0:01:46Future Rufus likes to think he's helping,
0:01:46 > 0:01:50but sometimes I'm not so sure it's not his fault I'm in this mess.
0:01:50 > 0:01:53So that's it, in a nutshell.
0:01:53 > 0:01:56You never know, maybe one day I'll wake up, and it'll be tomorrow.
0:01:56 > 0:01:58BIRD CAWS
0:02:00 > 0:02:03Or, at the very least, I'll remember about that bird.
0:02:17 > 0:02:19OINKING
0:02:27 > 0:02:29Everybody relax - I'm here.
0:02:29 > 0:02:31Oh, it's the new guy! Hi there, I'm Gill.
0:02:31 > 0:02:33Hiya, I'm Barry.
0:02:33 > 0:02:35That's odd - have I met you before?
0:02:36 > 0:02:40HE MOUTHS, THEN VOICE CUTS IN No, I don't think so.
0:02:40 > 0:02:43Well, come on then, we haven't got all day.
0:02:45 > 0:02:49MUSIC: GRIEG "Morning Mood" from Peer Gynt
0:03:00 > 0:03:02HOOTER BLARES
0:03:02 > 0:03:06- COMPUTERISED VOICE: - 'The space shuttle is now departing.
0:03:06 > 0:03:09'Staff must ensure they have all their belongings with them.'
0:03:19 > 0:03:25- MAN:- Now we'll see some of the inner workings of the Dream Station.
0:03:25 > 0:03:26Try to keep up.
0:03:26 > 0:03:31OK, if you can politely wipe your feet on the floor out there
0:03:31 > 0:03:33and then just gently gather round here.
0:03:33 > 0:03:34- No photography! - LULLABY MUSIC
0:03:36 > 0:03:39M-Many people, such as the evil
0:03:39 > 0:03:42master of everything except for Planet Earth Dr Mu,
0:03:42 > 0:03:46would like to get their grubby little mitts on this computer.
0:03:46 > 0:03:48(Smile or they'll suspect you.)
0:03:48 > 0:03:51(I'm trying, but these stockings are killing me!)
0:03:51 > 0:03:57OK, so hello and welcome to the Dream Station tour experience.
0:03:57 > 0:03:59This is Buck, I'm Gelina.
0:04:04 > 0:04:07Yes, OK, so the toilets are through that door.
0:04:07 > 0:04:09Don't pull the air flush until you're at least ten metres away.
0:04:09 > 0:04:14- We don't want to lose you out there! - LAUGHTER
0:04:16 > 0:04:18Right, let's start, shall we?
0:04:18 > 0:04:22When you go to sleep, people think that dreams happen in their head.
0:04:22 > 0:04:27Well, they don't - they take place down there on that planet,
0:04:27 > 0:04:30the Land of Nod.
0:04:30 > 0:04:33And whatever you dream about comes true.
0:04:33 > 0:04:36You can eat a house made of steel,
0:04:36 > 0:04:37swim through an ocean of marshmallows...
0:04:37 > 0:04:41- Ooh!- ..or even sword-fight with a dinosaur.
0:04:41 > 0:04:45Actually, we don't recommend the last one - health and safety.
0:04:45 > 0:04:48Now, this is usually the part of the tour when everyone says,
0:04:48 > 0:04:50"Oh, let's go down, let's have a closer look."
0:04:50 > 0:04:54Well, we can't - it's too dangerous.
0:04:54 > 0:04:58You can't go there if you're not asleep, you see. Think about it -
0:04:58 > 0:05:02you could end up in someone else's dream.
0:05:02 > 0:05:06That's why we monitor it ever so closely
0:05:06 > 0:05:10from up here in the safety of the Dream Station.
0:05:13 > 0:05:15- DIRECTOR:- 30 seconds to show time.
0:05:16 > 0:05:18- SHE YAWNS - Oh, I'm tired, sorry.
0:05:18 > 0:05:21So, what's this experiment?
0:05:21 > 0:05:25Um, it's to see what sends people to sleep faster -
0:05:25 > 0:05:27cocoa or maths homework.
0:05:27 > 0:05:30- 10 seconds. - Right.
0:05:30 > 0:05:32Don't worry - what is the worst that can happen?
0:05:32 > 0:05:37- And in five, four, three... - I don't know, I could get exploded
0:05:37 > 0:05:39- through all time and space... - ..on air.
0:05:43 > 0:05:45Hello and welcome to FunLab.
0:05:45 > 0:05:47The show that puts the fizz into physics...
0:05:47 > 0:05:51- The mystery into chemistry... - And the "Oh, gee" into biology.
0:05:51 > 0:05:56And kicking off today's experiment is brand-new presenter Rex Hound.
0:05:56 > 0:05:59Now it's time for an absolutely fascinating experiment...
0:05:59 > 0:06:01And just as I'm getting going,
0:06:01 > 0:06:05my meddling future self turns up to ruin my day.
0:06:11 > 0:06:13HE SIGHS
0:06:13 > 0:06:14Ah!
0:06:16 > 0:06:17Rudolf?
0:06:21 > 0:06:24MAN: We have a technical hitch. FunLab will resume shortly.
0:06:28 > 0:06:31So, are there any questions?
0:06:31 > 0:06:33Young man, hello, yes.
0:06:33 > 0:06:38I'm Morag, and this is Princess, and I have a question.
0:06:38 > 0:06:40Do you have such a thing anywhere as a...
0:06:40 > 0:06:43flux chamber override port anywhere?
0:06:43 > 0:06:47You know the one we mean, the one with the full duplex data chain,
0:06:47 > 0:06:50you know that one, dear?
0:06:50 > 0:06:53Well, yes, that's an unusual question, isn't it, Buck?
0:06:53 > 0:06:56- Yes, quite strange, yes. - We-We-We do have such a portal, yes.
0:06:56 > 0:06:57Just there.
0:06:57 > 0:07:01Oh, muhahaha, really that's marvellous, yes.
0:07:01 > 0:07:04Thank you, do carry on.
0:07:04 > 0:07:07(Fix the transmitter against the side of the computer.)
0:07:09 > 0:07:13People think they just fall asleep and their alarm clocks wake them up.
0:07:13 > 0:07:15Actually, that's our job.
0:07:15 > 0:07:18In this control centre, we're responsible for sending to sleep
0:07:18 > 0:07:21and waking up a small planet called Earth.
0:07:21 > 0:07:24I take it you've heard of the Planet Earth, have you?
0:07:24 > 0:07:26Have you?
0:07:26 > 0:07:29I haven't. Just a little joke that we like to have between us.
0:07:29 > 0:07:32OK. I think it's time for the demonstration, don't you?
0:07:33 > 0:07:35Take this subject -
0:07:35 > 0:07:36Dilbert Parker.
0:07:36 > 0:07:40He's gone to sleep on Earth and now he's here,
0:07:40 > 0:07:42having a lovely dream on a beach.
0:07:45 > 0:07:48Oh, but it's time he woke up.
0:07:48 > 0:07:51COMPUTER: Waking up in five, four,
0:07:51 > 0:07:53three, two, one...
0:07:53 > 0:07:55Subject awake.
0:07:55 > 0:07:59Um, I'm sorry, but we-we must be going.
0:07:59 > 0:08:02Something on in the oven. Do have a lovely day, won't you?
0:08:02 > 0:08:04Lovely tour, really lovely.
0:08:08 > 0:08:10Argh...!
0:08:10 > 0:08:12So, now I'm off to meet my future self
0:08:12 > 0:08:16so he can send me on some hare-brained mission.
0:08:21 > 0:08:24What are you doing lounging around here?
0:08:24 > 0:08:26There's a universe to save, you know.
0:08:26 > 0:08:28You're me from the future, right?
0:08:28 > 0:08:29Yep.
0:08:29 > 0:08:32Shut up, or I won't buy your favourite shirt.
0:08:32 > 0:08:35I'm glad I lost that mean streak. Eventually.
0:08:35 > 0:08:37- Just get on with it. - All right.
0:08:37 > 0:08:39Take this.
0:08:41 > 0:08:43A bag of cheese?
0:08:43 > 0:08:45No inter-dimensional hero should travel without one.
0:08:45 > 0:08:47What? Why?
0:08:47 > 0:08:49That's for me to know and you to find out.
0:08:49 > 0:08:52- I'll tell you one thing, though. - Go on.
0:08:52 > 0:08:54You stink.
0:08:55 > 0:08:59It's not me, it's this cheese. It really...
0:09:08 > 0:09:13That lovely little transmitter we planted will give us access
0:09:13 > 0:09:15to the most powerful computer network
0:09:15 > 0:09:19in the multiverse - the Dream Station. And we...
0:09:21 > 0:09:25Will you get out of that disguise? It makes me feel funny.
0:09:25 > 0:09:27OK, let's recap.
0:09:27 > 0:09:32One - plant the secret transmitter on the Dream Station computer.
0:09:32 > 0:09:34- Check?- Check.
0:09:34 > 0:09:35Two...
0:09:36 > 0:09:39...hack into the Dream Station computer,
0:09:39 > 0:09:40send everyone on Earth to sleep
0:09:40 > 0:09:45and trap them in their dreams on the Land of Nod.
0:09:45 > 0:09:51Three - while they're asleep, I shall finally be able to make myself
0:09:51 > 0:09:57the new, all-powerful leader. Muhahaha!
0:09:57 > 0:10:00Genius. Nothing can stop me. Muhahaha!
0:10:00 > 0:10:03The transmitter breaking - that would stop you.
0:10:03 > 0:10:06Well, yes, that would be the one thing that would stop me.
0:10:06 > 0:10:08Or if they discovered the transmitter before we hacked in,
0:10:08 > 0:10:09that would stop you.
0:10:09 > 0:10:12Yes, yes, yes, that's two things, yes, thank you, Steve!
0:10:12 > 0:10:16Let's just have some positive energy here. Now, come on,
0:10:16 > 0:10:18get on with it, start hacking.
0:10:18 > 0:10:23OK, firewall's disabled, transmitter is still responding,
0:10:23 > 0:10:26and I've ordered that DVD you wanted about knitting.
0:10:26 > 0:10:30Marvellous. Unleash the power!
0:10:30 > 0:10:33Make me the ultimate leader.
0:10:33 > 0:10:36Let chaos commence!
0:10:37 > 0:10:39Muhahaha!
0:10:41 > 0:10:44WHINING, THEN REGULAR BEEPS
0:10:44 > 0:10:46I don't believe it!
0:10:47 > 0:10:49Oh! What now?
0:10:49 > 0:10:51It's actually working!
0:10:51 > 0:10:53It's working!
0:10:53 > 0:10:55It's working! It's working!
0:10:55 > 0:11:00It's working! Yes! Yes! I'm a genius!
0:11:00 > 0:11:02Argh...!
0:11:07 > 0:11:09There seems to be something wrong with this.
0:11:09 > 0:11:10Have you checked the sell-by date?
0:11:10 > 0:11:13Eh? No, I mean the system!
0:11:15 > 0:11:17It's not responding, people are randomly falling asleep
0:11:17 > 0:11:19and I can't seem to wake them up.
0:11:19 > 0:11:21BEEPING
0:11:21 > 0:11:23COMPUTER: Warning - system override.
0:11:23 > 0:11:26- Oh. - Malfunction.
0:11:26 > 0:11:28We're locked out!
0:11:28 > 0:11:30Warning - system override.
0:11:30 > 0:11:31Malfunction.
0:11:35 > 0:11:38Put your hands up in the air and throw your weapon down.
0:11:38 > 0:11:40Or the other way might be easier.
0:11:40 > 0:11:44Well done, ten out of ten for a response to an intruder,
0:11:44 > 0:11:47which I'm not, by the way - I'm an inspector.
0:11:47 > 0:11:50So, good response. Let's have a look. Well, there should be two of those,
0:11:50 > 0:11:54that should be over there, and this is all very old equipment.
0:11:54 > 0:11:56It's not looking good, I'm afraid.
0:11:56 > 0:11:58Thank goodness, an expert!
0:11:58 > 0:12:01We need your help, we're being hacked.
0:12:01 > 0:12:05Somebody is using a sub-mainframe particle transmitter.
0:12:05 > 0:12:07Well, that is...
0:12:09 > 0:12:12..something to do with flat-pack furniture?
0:12:12 > 0:12:14We need your help.
0:12:14 > 0:12:16Right. Well, then, I should probably tell you
0:12:16 > 0:12:18that I'm not really an inspector,
0:12:18 > 0:12:20I just said that to stop you from shooting me.
0:12:20 > 0:12:22I'm Rufus Hound, from the telly.
0:12:27 > 0:12:29The hacker's blocking all wake-ups - I can't stop it.
0:12:29 > 0:12:33That's it, we've lost control of the Land of Nod.
0:12:33 > 0:12:36All of Earth is asleep.
0:12:36 > 0:12:39What is that smell? Is that your feet?
0:12:39 > 0:12:41No, that's...
0:12:42 > 0:12:44Actually, don't worry about that.
0:12:44 > 0:12:47Look, I don't suppose you could fill me in on...
0:12:50 > 0:12:52..everything?
0:12:58 > 0:13:00Ranjit Hound.
0:13:00 > 0:13:02Ricky, Ricky Hound.
0:13:02 > 0:13:05Ricky Hound. He's about six foot,
0:13:05 > 0:13:09blond, beardy and he just disappeared.
0:13:09 > 0:13:12SNORING
0:13:12 > 0:13:15There are unconfirmed reports coming in
0:13:15 > 0:13:17of people falling asleep across the city.
0:13:17 > 0:13:21Experts are blaming a mystery virus or the new James Blunt song.
0:13:21 > 0:13:23We'll tell you more as we get it.
0:13:23 > 0:13:25Now here's Chris with the sport.
0:13:25 > 0:13:27HE SNORES
0:13:27 > 0:13:28Chris?
0:13:28 > 0:13:30Chris?
0:13:33 > 0:13:34COMPUTER: Warning - system override.
0:13:34 > 0:13:38Malfunction. ALARM BLARES
0:13:39 > 0:13:40COMPUTER: Warning. System override...
0:13:40 > 0:13:45Every time I have a dream, I go to the Land of Nod? That's mind-blowing!
0:13:45 > 0:13:47Just like your smelly feet.
0:13:47 > 0:13:49It's not my feet!
0:13:49 > 0:13:53Look...now that you've lost control of the place,
0:13:53 > 0:13:56all the people of Earth - all my friends, my family,
0:13:56 > 0:13:59Fearne Cotton - once they've fallen asleep, they just won't wake up?
0:13:59 > 0:14:02Not unless we can see how the hackers came in.
0:14:02 > 0:14:06They must have left some sub-mainframe particle transmitter.
0:14:06 > 0:14:07COMPUTER: ...override.
0:14:07 > 0:14:08Malfunction.
0:14:08 > 0:14:10Or a dodgy-looking box?
0:14:10 > 0:14:13BEEPING
0:14:13 > 0:14:15COMPUTER: System restored.
0:14:16 > 0:14:20I thought you said you worked in TV.
0:14:20 > 0:14:23Yeah, I do. Saving the Earth's more of a hobby, really.
0:14:28 > 0:14:31COMPUTER: Connection lost with Dream Station control.
0:14:31 > 0:14:34Well, don't just stand there - get it back!
0:14:34 > 0:14:39Rufus Hound! That man has a nasty habit of...surviving.
0:14:39 > 0:14:41Nice, Dr Mu, very sinister.
0:14:41 > 0:14:44You think so? I was just riffing.
0:14:44 > 0:14:48In fact, it's about time we paid Mr Hound a visit.
0:14:48 > 0:14:50Mmm, bit of a cliche.
0:14:50 > 0:14:52- Oh, shut up, Steve!- OK.
0:14:52 > 0:14:53Come on.
0:14:55 > 0:14:59Look, I think I know who's behind all of this.
0:14:59 > 0:15:04Evil plan, dodgy technology, attempt to take over the Earth...
0:15:04 > 0:15:09it's got one man's evil fingerprints all over it - Dr Mu.
0:15:09 > 0:15:12That guy's so evil.
0:15:12 > 0:15:14And that dorky assistant of his is hardly much better.
0:15:14 > 0:15:16Honestly, you should hear her.
0:15:16 > 0:15:21"Oh, Dr Mu, the value of gravity's actually 9.8."
0:15:21 > 0:15:23Actually, it's 9.807!
0:15:23 > 0:15:27That sounds exactly like her! That...
0:15:27 > 0:15:29That is her, isn't it?
0:15:29 > 0:15:30All right, Mu?
0:15:30 > 0:15:35Is there a more evil mastermind on the face of any planet?
0:15:35 > 0:15:38Jeremy Kyle?
0:15:39 > 0:15:40Still the joker, eh?
0:15:40 > 0:15:43Look, let them go right now, or else.
0:15:43 > 0:15:45Or else what?
0:15:45 > 0:15:48Muhahaha!
0:15:49 > 0:15:50FLUSHING
0:15:50 > 0:15:54Well...that should keep them "occupied".
0:15:54 > 0:15:57Muhahaha!
0:15:57 > 0:15:59Argh!
0:16:01 > 0:16:08You, Hound, I want to finish you off personally, once and for all.
0:16:08 > 0:16:09Muhahaha!
0:16:09 > 0:16:14Finally! I'm always saying, "Why doesn't he just get rid of you?"
0:16:14 > 0:16:17Hmm. Are those my feet I can smell?
0:16:17 > 0:16:21What's this about, Mu? What do you want this time?
0:16:21 > 0:16:25What I always want - power over the whole multiverse,
0:16:25 > 0:16:29and your home planet is the last piece.
0:16:29 > 0:16:32Now I control dreams,
0:16:32 > 0:16:35soon Earth will be on its knees.
0:16:35 > 0:16:40Technically, Earth doesn't have knees. It doesn't have legs.
0:16:43 > 0:16:45Goodbye, Rufus Hound.
0:16:47 > 0:16:49Sweet dreams.
0:16:53 > 0:16:54What?!
0:16:54 > 0:16:57- FLUSHING - Oh... But...
0:16:57 > 0:17:00Argh!
0:17:00 > 0:17:03Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! We've won!
0:17:09 > 0:17:11- MUSIC: ROCKY THEME - I'm gonna getcha. I'm gonna getcha.
0:17:11 > 0:17:13Jab, jab, jab, jab, jab.
0:17:13 > 0:17:15- Look up there. I'm gonna getcha. - CUCKOO! CUCKOO!
0:17:15 > 0:17:18Oh, yeah! I'm the king, I'm the king.
0:17:18 > 0:17:21- I'm the king squirrel. - Oh, I'm in someone's dream.
0:17:21 > 0:17:23Hey, I'm going to get you too, now.
0:17:23 > 0:17:26Hey, come over here. Oi! You, with the moustache, comedy moustache.
0:17:26 > 0:17:28- Nuts! - Oh, I like nuts.
0:17:30 > 0:17:33Muhahaha! Yes!
0:17:33 > 0:17:36Ha ha ha. Oh, diddums.
0:17:36 > 0:17:39Not so clever now, are you, Hound?
0:17:39 > 0:17:42He can't hear you, you know.
0:17:42 > 0:17:44Really?
0:17:44 > 0:17:46Maybe I knew that, Steve.
0:17:46 > 0:17:48Maybe I'm being a villain!
0:17:51 > 0:17:55Those three won't be any more trouble. Now,
0:17:55 > 0:17:56have you disabled the main...
0:17:56 > 0:17:59frame and locked down the triangulation grid?
0:17:59 > 0:18:02You have no idea what you're talking about, do you?
0:18:02 > 0:18:03No. Just do the...
0:18:03 > 0:18:06send everyone to sleep thingy.
0:18:06 > 0:18:08ZPPT! VRRM!
0:18:08 > 0:18:09- HE CHUCKLES - Good.
0:18:09 > 0:18:13- HE CHUCKLES - Right,
0:18:13 > 0:18:17back to the lab.
0:18:17 > 0:18:19Rufus!
0:18:19 > 0:18:21- Are you all right? - Just about.
0:18:21 > 0:18:22What's going on?
0:18:22 > 0:18:24Dr Mu's trying to take over the Earth.
0:18:24 > 0:18:25We've got to wake everybody up.
0:18:25 > 0:18:28Oh, no, you can't. Only from the Dream Station.
0:18:28 > 0:18:31Unless, of course, you could give them a... Whoa!
0:18:31 > 0:18:35- Unless you give them a...?- Unless, of course, you give them a...
0:18:35 > 0:18:36Whoa!
0:18:38 > 0:18:39Whoa!
0:18:41 > 0:18:42SNORING
0:18:42 > 0:18:45MUSIC: "It's Oh So Quiet" by Bjork
0:18:53 > 0:18:56This is the... SHE YAWNS
0:18:56 > 0:18:59...news, with me, Natalie Story.
0:18:59 > 0:19:02The sleep crisis continues.
0:19:02 > 0:19:05The official advice is avoid all sleepy things.
0:19:05 > 0:19:09Don't lie down, don't drink milky cocoa, don't watch Songs Of Praise
0:19:09 > 0:19:11or Countdown.
0:19:11 > 0:19:13SHE YAWNS Oh!
0:19:13 > 0:19:16Oh... Oh...
0:19:16 > 0:19:20Agh... Urgh...
0:19:20 > 0:19:23IRISH DANCE MUSIC
0:19:23 > 0:19:25Natalie Story?
0:19:29 > 0:19:32If she's asleep at three o'clock in the afternoon,
0:19:32 > 0:19:33Earth really is in trouble.
0:19:33 > 0:19:35I've got to wake her up.
0:19:38 > 0:19:40BANG!
0:19:40 > 0:19:42Oh, great(!)
0:19:47 > 0:19:50- Right. - All Earth is now asleep, Doctor.
0:19:50 > 0:19:52Good, then it's time.
0:19:52 > 0:19:55Let's show those poor people on Earth who's boss.
0:19:55 > 0:19:57HE CHUCKLES
0:19:57 > 0:20:01- Is my special weapon ready? - In position, Doctor.
0:20:01 > 0:20:06Then offset thermal accumulator A, rework the mainframe capacitor
0:20:06 > 0:20:11and...release Keith 1000.
0:20:11 > 0:20:15Let the destruction begin!
0:20:15 > 0:20:17Muhahaha!
0:20:17 > 0:20:19- KEITH:- Hello, everybody! Hello!
0:20:19 > 0:20:21Magnificent.
0:20:22 > 0:20:25Keith? Advance.
0:20:25 > 0:20:28Right, OK, where do you want me to go? Down here?
0:20:28 > 0:20:32Forward, Keith. Forward...
0:20:32 > 0:20:33and now stop!
0:20:35 > 0:20:38Crush the building to your left.
0:20:38 > 0:20:40- Oooh. - Muhahaha!
0:20:40 > 0:20:42I don't want to seem ungrateful,
0:20:42 > 0:20:45but is there anyone else that could do this job?
0:20:45 > 0:20:47Just do it.
0:20:47 > 0:20:51Oh, look! They've got a closing-down sale on there, that's nice.
0:20:51 > 0:20:56Keith, I'm trying to demonstrate my authority, not steal knickers!
0:20:56 > 0:20:58I told you this wouldn't work.
0:20:58 > 0:21:00OK, I'll just go down here, Dr Mu.
0:21:00 > 0:21:03Oh, there's a lot of crunchy stuff under my feet.
0:21:03 > 0:21:05I hope that's cars and not people.
0:21:05 > 0:21:07Can't you go any faster, Keith?
0:21:07 > 0:21:13Well, I'm finding this all very awkward, I'm just far too large.
0:21:13 > 0:21:16Give me that microphone. Keith?
0:21:16 > 0:21:19- Yes?- Keith, right a bit.
0:21:19 > 0:21:20Yeah, OK,
0:21:20 > 0:21:23- I'm going to the right, Doctor. - Right a bit. Left a bit...
0:21:23 > 0:21:29- Well, er, you're confusing me! - Crush the building to your left.
0:21:29 > 0:21:30OK.
0:21:30 > 0:21:33Oh, I'm going to go for it now.
0:21:33 > 0:21:36I'm going to punch it now, Doctor. Here we go.
0:21:36 > 0:21:39Yes! Yes! Muhahaha!
0:21:40 > 0:21:42I can't believe it.
0:21:42 > 0:21:45I've just destroyed public property completely wantonly.
0:21:45 > 0:21:47I'm a filthy vandal!
0:21:48 > 0:21:50KEITH SOBS
0:21:54 > 0:21:56HE WHISTLES
0:21:56 > 0:21:57Raaar!
0:21:57 > 0:21:59TRUMPET BLARES
0:22:02 > 0:22:04I don't know, this is a nightmare.
0:22:07 > 0:22:09That's it.
0:22:09 > 0:22:11Huh, a nightmare!
0:22:11 > 0:22:13Maybe that's how I can wake her up.
0:22:13 > 0:22:15Take this...take this...take this.
0:22:15 > 0:22:16A bag of cheese?
0:22:16 > 0:22:19Cheese gives people nightmares.
0:22:19 > 0:22:21Of course!
0:22:27 > 0:22:28MUSIC STOPS
0:22:28 > 0:22:30DINOSAUR ROARS
0:22:30 > 0:22:31SHE SCREAMS
0:22:31 > 0:22:34- DINOSAUR:- It's all right, love, it's only a dream.
0:22:34 > 0:22:38Oh... Huh...? Oh, right, yeah.
0:22:38 > 0:22:41Um, coming up, something.
0:22:41 > 0:22:43Um... Yes, this just in.
0:22:43 > 0:22:47There appears to be a giant robot walking the Earth.
0:22:47 > 0:22:52THUNDERCLAPS Dr Mu, I'm your worst nightmare.
0:22:52 > 0:22:56SPAGHETTI WESTERN MUSIC
0:23:04 > 0:23:05PZZPT!
0:23:23 > 0:23:28PINGING PISTOL SHOTS
0:23:31 > 0:23:35ROBOTIC SOBS
0:23:35 > 0:23:37Come on, Keith!
0:23:37 > 0:23:42I'm sorry, Dr Mu, I just don't think it's in my nature.
0:23:42 > 0:23:44Doctor, people are waking up.
0:23:44 > 0:23:47- Impossible! - And they seem to be fairly angry.
0:23:47 > 0:23:49PILOT: Visual contact with target, over.
0:23:49 > 0:23:53They've come for me, Dr Mu. They've come for me! Run away! Run away!
0:23:53 > 0:23:56Left, Keith, to the left!
0:23:56 > 0:23:57No, Keith, right! Right!
0:23:57 > 0:24:00Ooh, you're confusing me. I don't know where I'm going.
0:24:00 > 0:24:03- I'm completely lost! - I said left, Keith, left!
0:24:03 > 0:24:05I'm never going to do any destruction ever again.
0:24:05 > 0:24:07SMASH!
0:24:07 > 0:24:09- Ooh! - CRUNCH!
0:24:09 > 0:24:11Sorry.
0:24:12 > 0:24:16I'm going to go to prison now. Oh, I think I'm having a funny turn.
0:24:16 > 0:24:19MAN: Stay where you are and put your hands up.
0:24:19 > 0:24:21O-oh!
0:24:26 > 0:24:29- Give it up, Mu. - It can't be.
0:24:29 > 0:24:32The Earth's woken up to your evil plan.
0:24:32 > 0:24:34It's time for you two to say good night.
0:24:34 > 0:24:36Ha ha ha!
0:24:36 > 0:24:40And what do you propose to do, hmm? Beat us up with a chunk of Cheddar?
0:24:40 > 0:24:43Smother us with a particularly smooth Camembert?
0:24:43 > 0:24:45Choke us with a cheese string?
0:24:45 > 0:24:48Leave the withering threats to me, OK?
0:24:49 > 0:24:51MIC FEEDBACK
0:24:51 > 0:24:52Trust me, Hound,
0:24:52 > 0:24:57your chances are...shot to bits.
0:24:57 > 0:24:59Fine.
0:24:59 > 0:25:01But if you think you're going to win,
0:25:01 > 0:25:03you're dreaming.
0:25:05 > 0:25:06What are you...?!
0:25:06 > 0:25:08Don't be...
0:25:08 > 0:25:10HE SCOFFS
0:25:10 > 0:25:14Time to say goodbye, Rufus Hound.
0:25:14 > 0:25:16For ever.
0:25:16 > 0:25:19SQUEAKING
0:25:19 > 0:25:21What?!
0:25:22 > 0:25:24I tried to tell you.
0:25:25 > 0:25:27You're dreaming.
0:25:27 > 0:25:29No...
0:25:29 > 0:25:30Isn't he, Steve?
0:25:30 > 0:25:33Don't answer him, Steve.
0:25:34 > 0:25:37Dr Mu, have you seen my nuts?
0:25:37 > 0:25:39Steve!
0:25:40 > 0:25:41No...
0:25:41 > 0:25:43How can this be?
0:25:45 > 0:25:47Yeah, this isn't the lab.
0:25:47 > 0:25:49You dozed off, sleepy head.
0:25:49 > 0:25:53This is the Land of Nod.
0:25:53 > 0:25:54HE SNORES
0:25:54 > 0:25:58And no-one's going to wake you up.
0:25:58 > 0:25:59You're stuck here.
0:26:03 > 0:26:05Hound!
0:26:05 > 0:26:09Thank you, Rufus. You saved the Land of Nod and the world.
0:26:09 > 0:26:10You're a hero.
0:26:10 > 0:26:16Don't be daft, we did it, the three of us, as a team.
0:26:16 > 0:26:19Next time you have a dream, we'll make sure you get to the...
0:26:19 > 0:26:21BOTH: Good bit.
0:26:21 > 0:26:22SHE CHUCKLES
0:26:22 > 0:26:24Thanks, guys.
0:26:24 > 0:26:28You're still a bit cheesy, I'm afraid.
0:26:31 > 0:26:33You know, I think I might actually have done it.
0:26:33 > 0:26:37With Mu trapped on the Land of Nod he can't press the reset button,
0:26:37 > 0:26:44he can't rewind the day, so in many ways, this has been a dream ending.
0:26:45 > 0:26:49I can't believe my own scheme has been used against me.
0:26:49 > 0:26:52I'm trapped...for ever.
0:26:54 > 0:26:57This is... This is my worst nightmare.
0:27:00 > 0:27:02HE SCREAMS
0:27:05 > 0:27:08- Ah-ha! - No, I'm not hungry.
0:27:08 > 0:27:09Oh, shut up, Steve.
0:27:13 > 0:27:15WHIRRING AND CLUNK
0:27:16 > 0:27:18Sweet dreams, Hound.
0:27:20 > 0:27:22HIGH-PITCHED BUZZ
0:27:22 > 0:27:24You're dreaming.
0:27:24 > 0:27:25I'm dreadfully sorry.
0:27:27 > 0:27:30- Ooh! - We've won!
0:27:30 > 0:27:34- Let chaos commence! - We're locked out!
0:27:35 > 0:27:37Everybody relax - I'm here.
0:27:37 > 0:27:42Ah, well. I'm definitely gonna beat him tomorrow.
0:27:42 > 0:27:44Or is that today?
0:27:44 > 0:27:47# Muhahaha's going to get you
0:27:47 > 0:27:51# Mu's got a map and a plan To put people in his power
0:27:51 > 0:27:54# Surrender in their sleep Crushed just like a flower
0:27:54 > 0:27:57# The Land of Nod is very real But not quite what it seems
0:27:57 > 0:27:59# And if no-one's there to wake you up
0:27:59 > 0:28:01# Sweet dreams for Muhahaha. #
0:28:01 > 0:28:03Muhahaha!