0:00:02 > 0:00:05MUSIC: "Theme from Edward Scissorhands"
0:00:10 > 0:00:14Whoa, those TVs can really dance!
0:00:14 > 0:00:15(SNORES)
0:00:17 > 0:00:20(DISCORDANT MUSIC)
0:00:20 > 0:00:23That's me - Rufus Hound.
0:00:25 > 0:00:26I'm a television presenter...
0:00:28 > 0:00:30..and every day I save the world.
0:00:30 > 0:00:31Ah!
0:00:31 > 0:00:37See him? Well, this ugly dipstick is the evil Dr Muhaha...
0:00:37 > 0:00:39It's pronounced "Muhahaha".
0:00:39 > 0:00:41..and his geeky sidekick, Steve.
0:00:41 > 0:00:43Shall I?
0:00:44 > 0:00:48Every day he comes up with some new plan to conquer us,
0:00:48 > 0:00:50and every day I stop him.
0:00:51 > 0:00:55What? Someone's got to do it. And that's not the half of it.
0:00:55 > 0:00:58If, at the end of the day, I have beaten him, well,
0:00:58 > 0:01:02he just hits rewind, and the whole day goes back to the beginning.
0:01:02 > 0:01:03(FAST REWIND)
0:01:05 > 0:01:08MUSIC: "THEME FROM EDWARD SCISSORHANDS"
0:01:09 > 0:01:11(DISCORDANT MUSIC) Not again!
0:01:11 > 0:01:12Whoa!
0:01:13 > 0:01:15Right, off to my first day at work...
0:01:15 > 0:01:17again.
0:01:17 > 0:01:20So, you'd think I'd know exactly what's going to happen.
0:01:22 > 0:01:23Morning.
0:01:23 > 0:01:25Unfortunately, it's not always that simple,
0:01:25 > 0:01:29because Dr Mu's always coming up with a new plan.
0:01:29 > 0:01:32Luckily, whatever world I'm in, these two always turn up to help.
0:01:32 > 0:01:36The only thing is, I never know what they're going to look like.
0:01:37 > 0:01:41Last, but by no means least, is this good-looking chap.
0:01:41 > 0:01:44That's me, from years ahead in the future.
0:01:44 > 0:01:46Future Rufus likes to think he's helping,
0:01:46 > 0:01:50but sometimes I'm not so sure it's not his fault I'm in this mess.
0:01:50 > 0:01:53So that's it, in a nutshell.
0:01:53 > 0:01:56You never know, maybe one day I'll wake up, and it'll be tomorrow.
0:01:56 > 0:01:58(BIRD CAWS)
0:02:00 > 0:02:03Or, at the very least, I'll remember about that bird.
0:02:17 > 0:02:19(OINKING)
0:02:27 > 0:02:29Everybody relax - I'm here.
0:02:29 > 0:02:31Oh, it's the new guy! Hi there, I'm Gill.
0:02:31 > 0:02:33Hiya, I'm Barry.
0:02:33 > 0:02:36That's odd - have I met you before?
0:02:36 > 0:02:40No, but I like your face!
0:02:42 > 0:02:45Well, come on then, we haven't got all day.
0:03:00 > 0:03:05Muha-ha-ha! Awaken, my Tellyhead army.
0:03:05 > 0:03:10I am your new master.
0:03:10 > 0:03:15(EVIL LAUGHTER)
0:03:28 > 0:03:30DIRECTOR: 30 seconds to show time.
0:03:30 > 0:03:31So, what's this?
0:03:31 > 0:03:34It's one of those new set-top box things that launched last week.
0:03:34 > 0:03:38It's got a hard drive, games console and a web phone already built in.
0:03:38 > 0:03:41- It's called a Mubox.- A Mubox?
0:03:41 > 0:03:43Sounds really weird, doesn't it? Mubox.
0:03:43 > 0:03:47M-u-u-box. They keep malfunctioning, as well.
0:03:47 > 0:03:49- DIRECTOR: Ten seconds... - Oh, you little...
0:03:49 > 0:03:51- See?- Have fun.
0:03:51 > 0:03:55- DIRECTOR:- And in 5, 4, 3... - Mubox.
0:03:55 > 0:03:57..on air.
0:04:01 > 0:04:03Hello, and welcome to FunLab.
0:04:03 > 0:04:05The show that puts the fizz into physics...
0:04:05 > 0:04:06The mystery into chemistry...
0:04:06 > 0:04:09And the "Oh, gee" into biology.
0:04:09 > 0:04:14And kicking off today's experiment is brand-new presenter Ricky Hound.
0:04:14 > 0:04:16Rufus...
0:04:16 > 0:04:20here, to talk to you about the brand-new Mubox.
0:04:20 > 0:04:22'And just as I'm getting going,
0:04:22 > 0:04:26'my meddling future self turns up to ruin my day.'
0:04:26 > 0:04:31You can even play games on it. It sounds too good to be true.
0:04:31 > 0:04:34Well, I think it probably is...
0:04:34 > 0:04:36Whoa!
0:04:37 > 0:04:39Rudolf?
0:04:43 > 0:04:46'Sorry, we have a technical hitch. FunLab will resume shortly.'
0:04:46 > 0:04:47Argh!
0:04:49 > 0:04:51'So, now I'm off to meet my future self
0:04:51 > 0:04:54'so he can send me on some harebrained mission.'
0:05:03 > 0:05:04You're looking nice.
0:05:04 > 0:05:06Yes, I always liked looking like
0:05:06 > 0:05:09I've just drunk a great big glass of furry milkshake.
0:05:09 > 0:05:11Take these.
0:05:13 > 0:05:16They might have dried out by teatime.
0:05:16 > 0:05:19Batteries? What am I meant to do with those?
0:05:19 > 0:05:20You'll work it out in a bit.
0:05:20 > 0:05:22Bye now.
0:05:39 > 0:05:42Mu-ha-ha-ha!
0:05:42 > 0:05:50Ah, yes, and now, time for a commercial break.
0:05:53 > 0:05:56Oh.
0:06:01 > 0:06:03It's probably the batteries.
0:06:03 > 0:06:05How many times do I have to tell you, Steve?
0:06:05 > 0:06:10It is not the batteries! I only changed them last week.
0:06:10 > 0:06:15Aha, right. OK, where was I?
0:06:15 > 0:06:22And now, time for a commercial...break.
0:06:25 > 0:06:27Hey, Buck, what are you doing?
0:06:27 > 0:06:31I'm playing this ace new game on my new Mubox. It's called Goobox.
0:06:31 > 0:06:35- Oh, cool, can I play? - Yeah, sure. You can be Gelina.
0:06:35 > 0:06:37I am Gelina. So, how do you play?
0:06:37 > 0:06:40Every time someone says Mu,
0:06:40 > 0:06:42you press your button, and they get covered in goo.
0:06:42 > 0:06:44You just said it.
0:06:47 > 0:06:52- Ha-ha! Yahoo! I win.- Yeah.
0:06:52 > 0:06:55BOTH: Goobox, only available on...
0:06:55 > 0:06:56Mubox.
0:07:07 > 0:07:08Chair.
0:07:16 > 0:07:22- Well? - OK. Who were those two exactly?
0:07:22 > 0:07:25Steve, excuse me?
0:07:25 > 0:07:28Buck Fastness and Gelina Norglop?
0:07:29 > 0:07:31What planet have you been living on?
0:07:31 > 0:07:35They're only the two most famous movie stars in the multiverse.
0:07:35 > 0:07:38They can't leave their home world without every paparazzi drone
0:07:38 > 0:07:41in the nine quadrants tagging their ship.
0:07:41 > 0:07:43Space Dump 2, yes?
0:07:44 > 0:07:47Giant Bendy Robots?
0:07:47 > 0:07:49Oh, come on, Steve, get with it.
0:07:49 > 0:07:54I just got their latest - Cranford Kravitz And Kissy Kissing -
0:07:54 > 0:07:56pirate copy.
0:07:59 > 0:08:01Come on.
0:08:01 > 0:08:04It'll work in a minute. Ah, there we go.
0:08:04 > 0:08:06Check this out.
0:08:10 > 0:08:13Oh, Cranford.
0:08:13 > 0:08:17I thought you would end up with one of those terribly posh aliens
0:08:17 > 0:08:21with all the connections and the money, and who does the cheerleading
0:08:21 > 0:08:24at the fox hunt and whose father owns half of Alpha Phalanx 9.
0:08:24 > 0:08:27Oh, Arrabin.
0:08:27 > 0:08:31Don't you know that it's you I've loved from the moment I met you?
0:08:31 > 0:08:35- Oh, Cranford.- Oh, Arrabin.
0:08:35 > 0:08:37(PFFRRRT!)
0:08:45 > 0:08:47Oh, Arrabin.
0:08:49 > 0:08:51Looks great(!)
0:08:51 > 0:08:54So how did you get the two biggest movie stars in the multiverse
0:08:54 > 0:08:56to appear in your advert?
0:08:56 > 0:08:59Oh, I persuaded them yesterday.
0:08:59 > 0:09:01You persuaded them?
0:09:01 > 0:09:03Well, you know...
0:09:03 > 0:09:07persuaded, kidnapped, enslaved. Mu-ha-ha-ha!
0:09:07 > 0:09:11I'm holding their planet to ransom with a giant laser beam.
0:09:11 > 0:09:14But where are they?
0:09:14 > 0:09:18Ah! That's the best part. I'm actually keeping them in the telly.
0:09:18 > 0:09:25Yes, I used my Mubox master remote to shrink them to the size of a clothes peg.
0:09:25 > 0:09:28Amazing what this thing can do, really.
0:09:30 > 0:09:33Just kidding! So, yes, they're in the telly,
0:09:33 > 0:09:38broadcasting my Mubox advert every three minutes forever.
0:09:38 > 0:09:41I built them a little set and everything.
0:09:41 > 0:09:43They're quite well looked after.
0:09:43 > 0:09:45Mu-ha-ha-ha!
0:09:45 > 0:09:49Oh, I'm an evil genius.
0:09:51 > 0:09:54DIRECTOR: And cut, prepare to redo the commercial.
0:10:03 > 0:10:05- How many is that, then? - 54 since breakfast.
0:10:05 > 0:10:10I've been counting, it's the only way to stop myself from going mad.
0:10:10 > 0:10:13Make no mistake, if we ever get out of here,
0:10:13 > 0:10:16my agent is going to have some serious questions to answer, I can tell you.
0:10:16 > 0:10:18I don't think we ever will, Bucky, darling.
0:10:18 > 0:10:20I mean, neither of us read the small print, did we?
0:10:20 > 0:10:23Why we have to shoot this commercial endlessly live, I don't know.
0:10:23 > 0:10:26Why don't they just tape it?
0:10:26 > 0:10:28I don't know, really I don't.
0:10:28 > 0:10:30There must be some way out.
0:10:30 > 0:10:33You know as well as I do, Bucky, darling, there isn't.
0:10:33 > 0:10:37We're stuck here. There's no way out.
0:10:37 > 0:10:38(WHISTLING) Aaargh!
0:10:38 > 0:10:40(THUDDING)
0:10:40 > 0:10:43Except for that invisible hole in the ceiling.
0:10:44 > 0:10:46(COUGHING)
0:10:46 > 0:10:48- Who are you?- Hi, I'm Rufus.
0:10:48 > 0:10:53You probably know this already, but I'm Gelina Norglop.
0:10:53 > 0:10:55Sorry, darling, it doesn't ring a bell.
0:10:55 > 0:10:57And I'm Buck Fastness.
0:10:57 > 0:11:00Giant Bendy Robots? Space Dump 1 and 2? No?
0:11:00 > 0:11:05Never mind. Listen, Dr Muha-ha-ha-ha has trapped us
0:11:05 > 0:11:07in here to advertise his silly new TV.
0:11:07 > 0:11:09You just found a way in.
0:11:09 > 0:11:11Do you think you could help us find a way out?
0:11:12 > 0:11:14I'll try. Do you know where we are?
0:11:14 > 0:11:19No, we were dragged into Dr Muhahaha's lab and forced into signing our contracts.
0:11:19 > 0:11:23Then he pointed this fancy remote control thing at us,
0:11:23 > 0:11:25and suddenly we were here, being guarded
0:11:25 > 0:11:28by all these weird people with televisions for heads. They're really spooky.
0:11:28 > 0:11:33An evil TV, the remote control and all those Tellyheads...
0:11:33 > 0:11:35What's he up to?
0:11:35 > 0:11:38I don't know, but we have to get out of here so we can stop him.
0:11:40 > 0:11:44If I was the stupidest evil genius in the history of the known universe
0:11:44 > 0:11:48and I wanted to kidnap two actors to do these commercials,
0:11:48 > 0:11:51where would I put us?
0:12:02 > 0:12:06- It'll never work. - Oh, nonsense, Steve.
0:12:06 > 0:12:07Look how many orders we've had already.
0:12:07 > 0:12:10But what they don't know is, the moment they switch on
0:12:10 > 0:12:15their Muboxes, I will turn them into Tellyheads using my master remote.
0:12:17 > 0:12:19Or at least you would if the batteries worked.
0:12:19 > 0:12:21Yes, thank you, Steve.
0:12:21 > 0:12:25And with the success of my Mubox TV launch,
0:12:25 > 0:12:30the population will all become my Tellyhead slaves.
0:12:30 > 0:12:34The Earth will be mine at last. Mu-ha-ha-ha!
0:12:34 > 0:12:36I hate to put a downer on your plans,
0:12:36 > 0:12:39but I don't think it'll work.
0:12:39 > 0:12:40Oh, I think you'll find that it will.
0:12:40 > 0:12:44- I think it'll go wrong. - No, it won't.
0:12:44 > 0:12:45Like it always does.
0:12:51 > 0:12:55Yes. Ha-ha-ha-ha!
0:12:56 > 0:12:59- We're in the telly!- What?
0:12:59 > 0:13:02He used the remote control to shrink you. We're in the telly,
0:13:02 > 0:13:06in his lab. Which means that the way out must be...
0:13:07 > 0:13:09..over here. Come on.
0:13:13 > 0:13:16MUSIC: "The Great Escape March" by Elmer Bernstein
0:13:33 > 0:13:36- It will work.- It won't work.
0:13:36 > 0:13:37- It will!- It won't!
0:13:37 > 0:13:39- I'm getting bored now. - All I'm saying is,
0:13:39 > 0:13:41if Rufus Hound happens to...
0:13:42 > 0:13:46OK, was I right or was I right?
0:13:46 > 0:13:49It's that pain in the undergrowth, Rufus Hound, again.
0:13:49 > 0:13:50That's all we need. Find him.
0:13:50 > 0:13:53- I've already found him. - What? How? That was quick.
0:13:53 > 0:13:57- According to the tracking system, he's here.- Here?
0:13:57 > 0:14:02- What do you mean, "here"? - Well, specifically... There.
0:14:03 > 0:14:04Over there?
0:14:04 > 0:14:06In the toilet?
0:14:06 > 0:14:08Well, that's what the Rufometer says.
0:14:08 > 0:14:11What's Rufus Hound doing hiding in my toilet?
0:14:11 > 0:14:13I don't know. Why don't you ask him?
0:14:13 > 0:14:15Good point.
0:14:15 > 0:14:17What if he does something nasty?
0:14:17 > 0:14:20Come on, are you an evil genius or not?!
0:14:20 > 0:14:24- Actually, you don't have to answer that.- Just watch it, young lady.
0:14:24 > 0:14:27Right, here goes.
0:14:36 > 0:14:38FLOORBOARDS CREAK
0:14:48 > 0:14:50Ooh!
0:14:53 > 0:14:54Hello, Keith.
0:14:54 > 0:14:57Oh, hello, Dr Mu.
0:14:57 > 0:14:59He's not there.
0:14:59 > 0:15:03If he's not there, then he must be over there.
0:15:03 > 0:15:05- Where?- In the telly!
0:15:05 > 0:15:07In the... Oh, no.
0:15:07 > 0:15:11But that means he's in my advert.
0:15:11 > 0:15:13Come on! Come on!
0:15:13 > 0:15:17- BLEEPING - Ah, there he is, behind the curtain.
0:15:17 > 0:15:19- GELINA: - Ah, what are you doing, Buck?
0:15:19 > 0:15:23Keith? I want you to go after them and eliminate Rufus Hound.
0:15:23 > 0:15:26He's hiding really obviously behind the curtain.
0:15:26 > 0:15:27Me, do I have to?
0:15:27 > 0:15:30- What have you got on your...? - Oh, this.
0:15:30 > 0:15:33Yes, that'll put the fear into our mortal enemies,
0:15:33 > 0:15:34won't it, Keith, mm?
0:15:34 > 0:15:38Every inch the invincible robot assassin(!)
0:15:38 > 0:15:40Sorry, Doctor, but you really scared me.
0:15:40 > 0:15:42How are you going to catch
0:15:42 > 0:15:45Rufus Hound with a bucket stuck to your foot?!
0:15:45 > 0:15:48I think I may have soiled my circuits.
0:15:48 > 0:15:50(MOUTHS WORDS)
0:15:50 > 0:15:53- Oh! Don't do anything rash! - Forget it.
0:15:53 > 0:15:55I've got a better idea.
0:15:55 > 0:15:58I'm going to send Rufus Hound
0:15:58 > 0:16:01on a little trip through the TV Guide.
0:16:01 > 0:16:03(CHUCKLES)
0:16:03 > 0:16:06Happy channel surfing, Mr Hound.
0:16:12 > 0:16:13Come on!
0:16:13 > 0:16:15(BLEEP)
0:16:20 > 0:16:22Mu-ha-ha-ha! Mu-ha-ha-ha!
0:16:29 > 0:16:33(EASTENDERS THEME TUNE)
0:16:33 > 0:16:38'Get out! Get out, everyone, get out!'
0:16:38 > 0:16:40- Mu-ha-ha-ha! - 'Go on, get out!
0:16:40 > 0:16:43'Go on, get out! Everyone get out!'
0:16:43 > 0:16:46- Change the batteries...- Uh!
0:16:48 > 0:16:50- (BLEEP) - There! There! It works.
0:16:52 > 0:16:54'Eh-oh!'
0:16:56 > 0:17:00- 'Eh-oh!' - 'Time for Teletubbies.
0:17:00 > 0:17:02- 'Time for Teletubbies.' - Ooh! Ha-ha-ha!
0:17:02 > 0:17:06'..England, Scotland, Northern Ireland and which other?'
0:17:08 > 0:17:11- 'Wales.' - 'Fabulous(!)'
0:17:11 > 0:17:13'Hello, welcome to The One Show with Adrian Chiles...'
0:17:13 > 0:17:14'...And Christine Bleakley.'
0:17:14 > 0:17:16- 'Put the lid on.'- 'Mine's going!'
0:17:16 > 0:17:19'That's fine. And then watch it go, ready?'
0:17:19 > 0:17:22- 'Why's nothing happening to mine?' - 'Patience, boy! Look!'
0:17:26 > 0:17:27(TUTS)
0:17:27 > 0:17:29Oh, for...
0:17:29 > 0:17:32For crying out loud!
0:17:32 > 0:17:35I won't say it again.
0:17:35 > 0:17:36I wonder...
0:17:36 > 0:17:40If you wanted to send someone on a really dangerous mission
0:17:40 > 0:17:44to catch Rufus Hound, who would you choose?
0:17:44 > 0:17:45Ooh. Um...
0:17:45 > 0:17:48Well, there's Susie on reception.
0:17:48 > 0:17:51Brian, of course - head of security. He'd be good.
0:17:51 > 0:17:54Nigel in the canteen, he's always up for a laugh...
0:17:54 > 0:18:00No, Steve, I meant someone much closer to me than that.
0:18:00 > 0:18:05- Carol in accounts? - No, Steve, not Carol in accounts.
0:18:12 > 0:18:16- Just change the batteries.- Oh!
0:18:18 > 0:18:20(CHUCKLES)
0:18:20 > 0:18:25Oh, well. If you want something doing, do it yourself.
0:18:27 > 0:18:31# Muhahaha-ha-ha, muhahaha-ha-ha
0:18:31 > 0:18:36# Stuck inside the TV Shrinking people and brains
0:18:36 > 0:18:39# T-T-T-Tellyhead and zombies
0:18:39 > 0:18:41# Mu's flushing earthlings down the drains
0:18:41 > 0:18:44# Mubox is for you
0:18:44 > 0:18:46# The Goobox game, get it too
0:18:46 > 0:18:50# Mu products are great, it's true Go buy yourself a Mubox
0:18:50 > 0:18:53# Go, go, go
0:18:53 > 0:18:56# Mu, Mu, let's go
0:18:56 > 0:18:58# Mu, Mu, get Mu
0:18:58 > 0:19:01# Mu, Mu, let's go
0:19:01 > 0:19:03# Mu, Mu, get Mu. #
0:19:03 > 0:19:04Ah!
0:19:20 > 0:19:22And relax.
0:19:22 > 0:19:27Now, Steve, activate the Mubox storage drive in the Twiblon Nebula,
0:19:27 > 0:19:29- if you please.- But that's the...
0:19:29 > 0:19:34The really, really big one only to be used in an emergency. Yes.
0:19:34 > 0:19:37Nope, can't argue with that.
0:19:37 > 0:19:41So, we meet again, Doofus.
0:19:41 > 0:19:44That's literally the best joke I've ever heard about my name.
0:19:44 > 0:19:47You haven't heard Poofus yet.
0:19:47 > 0:19:49- Nice!- Mm!
0:19:49 > 0:19:51(WHISPERS) Dr Poohahaha.
0:19:51 > 0:19:53OK, enough with the poo jokes.
0:19:53 > 0:19:58So, you seriously thought that you and those two delusional darlings
0:19:58 > 0:20:01could ruin my Mubox plans?
0:20:01 > 0:20:03The Twiblon Drive is operational, Doctor.
0:20:03 > 0:20:04Excellent.
0:20:04 > 0:20:09I'm going to zap you into a billion tiny particles
0:20:09 > 0:20:14and send you into the black hole in the middle of the Twiblon Nebula.
0:20:14 > 0:20:16Mu-ha-ha-ha!
0:20:16 > 0:20:18Oh, this is exciting!
0:20:18 > 0:20:21Goodbye...Rufus Hound.
0:20:22 > 0:20:24Oh.
0:20:25 > 0:20:27Goodbye, Rufus Hound...
0:20:27 > 0:20:29(GRUNTS)
0:20:29 > 0:20:30Good...bye, Rufus...
0:20:30 > 0:20:35Goodbye, Rufus... What is going on with this thing?
0:20:35 > 0:20:37How many times do I have to tell you? Just change the batteries!
0:20:37 > 0:20:40I haven't got any batteries! And I would have thought
0:20:40 > 0:20:42that spare batteries were more your area of expertise,
0:20:42 > 0:20:45given that you're supposed to be my assistant.
0:20:45 > 0:20:49- I had spare batteries.- Hmm?
0:20:50 > 0:20:51Er, you wouldn't.
0:20:51 > 0:20:54I would. In fact...
0:20:56 > 0:20:58..I just did.
0:20:58 > 0:20:59Buck and Gelina.
0:21:01 > 0:21:04- DIRECTOR: - Prepare to redo the commercial.
0:21:04 > 0:21:09- How many is that now, then?- 786.
0:21:09 > 0:21:11How do you keep count like that? It's not natural.
0:21:14 > 0:21:16- Rufus, darling!- Are you OK?
0:21:16 > 0:21:19Yeah, I nicked his remote control. I've flicked him off somewhere.
0:21:19 > 0:21:21Have you come to help us escape?
0:21:21 > 0:21:24Yeah, about that... How long till you're next on air?
0:21:24 > 0:21:26MAN: On air in two minutes.
0:21:26 > 0:21:27About two minutes.
0:21:27 > 0:21:30Right. Listen, you have to change the advert.
0:21:30 > 0:21:34You've got to tell people that Doctor Muhahaha's using the Muboxes
0:21:34 > 0:21:37to turn people into Tellyheads.
0:21:37 > 0:21:40Only you can do this, and, er, he is on his way.
0:21:40 > 0:21:42Now, look, don't panic.
0:21:42 > 0:21:45Remember how you were the hero in Giant Bendy Robots.
0:21:45 > 0:21:49- I do.- Be the hero! And remember...
0:21:49 > 0:21:52- when you watched that film?- Yes!
0:21:52 > 0:21:54Be the hero! You can do it!
0:21:54 > 0:21:57I, er... I'd better hide.
0:22:04 > 0:22:06Where are we, Steve?
0:22:06 > 0:22:10- Oh, God!- Is that you? Right...
0:22:10 > 0:22:11- Which way? Which way?- Um...
0:22:11 > 0:22:17Get me out of here, Steve! Hound! I'll get him for this.
0:22:17 > 0:22:19- DIRECTOR: - Places please, going for a take.
0:22:19 > 0:22:21The Tellyheads...
0:22:21 > 0:22:25- Here they come.- OK, take cover.
0:22:27 > 0:22:30TELLYHEADS: Take your positions... Take your positions.
0:22:30 > 0:22:33..your positions, positions, positions...
0:22:37 > 0:22:40Leave this one to us. Come on, then!
0:22:40 > 0:22:44- ..positions, positions... - Mu! Mu! Mu, Mu!
0:22:45 > 0:22:48..your positions, positions, positions, posi...
0:22:54 > 0:22:58Great! Well, then, time to tell the people the truth about Mubox.
0:23:10 > 0:23:15I don't care if your shoulders hurt. Just stand still, Steve!
0:23:15 > 0:23:20Right, come on, we can do it. Ha-ha-ha!
0:23:20 > 0:23:22Come on.
0:23:25 > 0:23:28Whoa!
0:23:28 > 0:23:31Right, now, how are we going to stop him, hm?
0:23:31 > 0:23:34Um, I think we might be a bit late for that.
0:23:34 > 0:23:36Oh!
0:23:36 > 0:23:38- (GROANS) - Hound!
0:23:38 > 0:23:41Hey, Buck, what are you doing?
0:23:41 > 0:23:43I'm playing this rubbish new game on my new Mubox.
0:23:43 > 0:23:47- It's called Goobox. - Eww, it sounds messy. Can I play?
0:23:47 > 0:23:48No, not really. If you do,
0:23:48 > 0:23:51you'll be turned into a Tellyhead, like this loser.
0:23:51 > 0:23:53So, like, what's all that all about, then?
0:23:53 > 0:23:56Well, it's all an evil plan,
0:23:56 > 0:23:59hatched by a cretinous super-villain called Dr Muhahaha.
0:23:59 > 0:24:03He wants to turn us all into Tellyheads and take over the world.
0:24:03 > 0:24:06Eww! That sounds rubbish!
0:24:06 > 0:24:08I will NOT be buying one of them, then.
0:24:08 > 0:24:10No, don't. They're useless.
0:24:10 > 0:24:11And really expensive.
0:24:11 > 0:24:13- Yeah.- So, whatever you do...
0:24:13 > 0:24:16BOTH: Don't buy a Mubox.
0:24:20 > 0:24:22Right!
0:24:22 > 0:24:24Hound!
0:24:24 > 0:24:25I'll kill that Rufus Hound!
0:24:25 > 0:24:27- I very much doubt it. - Why not? What do you mean?
0:24:27 > 0:24:30Well, he shrank us with YOUR remote control
0:24:30 > 0:24:32after he CHANGED the batteries.
0:24:32 > 0:24:35I mean, what are you going to do, Doctor Stupidhahaha,
0:24:35 > 0:24:36bite his ankles off?
0:24:36 > 0:24:38We're about ten centimetres tall!
0:24:38 > 0:24:41All right! What did you just call me?
0:24:44 > 0:24:46- Ha-ha-ha!- We did it!
0:24:48 > 0:24:49Whoo!
0:24:51 > 0:24:54Look at the orders!
0:24:54 > 0:24:57Oh, thank you, Rufus! Darling, we couldn't have done it without you.
0:24:57 > 0:24:59Ah...!
0:24:59 > 0:25:02- Now, one more little favour. - Right...
0:25:02 > 0:25:07Do you think you could use Muhahaha's remote to send us home?
0:25:07 > 0:25:10- Yeah, I think so.- Great! We live in the Galingo System.
0:25:10 > 0:25:12I live on Planet Gork.
0:25:12 > 0:25:14And I live on Climaticus Prime.
0:25:14 > 0:25:15Right.
0:25:15 > 0:25:18You would love it, it's simply divine, darling.
0:25:18 > 0:25:21Everyone has to go to theatre school from the age of six,
0:25:21 > 0:25:24and you have to do four musicals a year - it's the law.
0:25:24 > 0:25:27You must definitely come and visit.
0:25:27 > 0:25:30Yeah! No, definitely...
0:25:30 > 0:25:32I, um...
0:25:32 > 0:25:35Very busy with, er... But, no, I'll...
0:25:36 > 0:25:38Bye, Gelina.
0:25:39 > 0:25:41See you around, Buck.
0:25:46 > 0:25:47Actors...
0:25:47 > 0:25:48(SIGHS)
0:25:48 > 0:25:51MUSIC: "Chariots Of Fire" by Vangelis
0:26:01 > 0:26:04(SLOW MOTION) No-o-o-o!
0:26:08 > 0:26:10(FAST REWIND)
0:26:10 > 0:26:12- DIRECTOR: - Prepare to redo the commercial.
0:26:15 > 0:26:17- Oh, this is exciting! - That sounds rubbish!
0:26:19 > 0:26:20Be the hero!
0:26:22 > 0:26:25We're stuck here. There's no way out.
0:26:25 > 0:26:28Enough with the poo jokes.
0:26:28 > 0:26:31- Yahoo!- We're in the telly!
0:26:31 > 0:26:32What planet have you been living on?
0:26:32 > 0:26:36Batteries? What am I meant to do with those?
0:26:36 > 0:26:38- Oh, Cranford.- Oh, Arrabin.
0:26:40 > 0:26:43Everybody relax - I'm here.
0:26:43 > 0:26:47Ah, well. I'm definitely going to beat him tomorrow.
0:26:47 > 0:26:49Or is that today?
0:26:49 > 0:26:52# You know you want a Mubox
0:26:52 > 0:26:54# But you don't know why you want one
0:26:54 > 0:26:56# Subliminal adverts
0:26:56 > 0:27:00# Are turning Earth brains on and on
0:27:00 > 0:27:01# Multiplayer Mu friends interface
0:27:01 > 0:27:03# Unlimited storage in deep space... #
0:27:03 > 0:27:05E-mail subtitling@bbc.co.uk