Cash or Kick Yourself

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0:00:01 > 0:00:03GENTLE MUSIC

0:00:10 > 0:00:14That'll never fit in my handbag.

0:00:14 > 0:00:15SNORES

0:00:17 > 0:00:20DISCORDANT MUSIC

0:00:20 > 0:00:23That's me - Rufus Hound.

0:00:23 > 0:00:26I'm a television presenter...

0:00:28 > 0:00:30..and every day I save the world.

0:00:30 > 0:00:31Ah!

0:00:31 > 0:00:37See him? Well, this ugly dipstick is the evil Dr Muhaha...

0:00:37 > 0:00:39It's pronounced, "Muhahaha".

0:00:39 > 0:00:41..and his geeky sidekick, Steve.

0:00:41 > 0:00:43Shall I?

0:00:44 > 0:00:48Every day he comes up with some new plan to conquer us,

0:00:48 > 0:00:50and every day I stop him.

0:00:51 > 0:00:55What? Someone's got to do it. And that's not the half of it.

0:00:55 > 0:00:58If, at the end of the day, I have beaten him, well,

0:00:58 > 0:01:02he just hits rewind, and the whole day goes back to the beginning.

0:01:02 > 0:01:04FAST REWIND

0:01:05 > 0:01:08GENTLE MUSIC

0:01:08 > 0:01:11DISCORDANT MUSIC Not again!

0:01:13 > 0:01:15Right. Off to my first day at work....

0:01:15 > 0:01:17again.

0:01:17 > 0:01:20So, you'd think I'd know exactly what's going to happen.

0:01:22 > 0:01:23Morning.

0:01:23 > 0:01:25Unfortunately, it's not always that simple,

0:01:25 > 0:01:29because Dr Mu's always coming up with a new plan.

0:01:29 > 0:01:34Luckily, whatever world I'm in, these two always turn up to help.

0:01:34 > 0:01:37The only thing is, I never know what they're going to look like.

0:01:37 > 0:01:41Last, but by no means least, is this good-looking chap.

0:01:41 > 0:01:44That's me, from years ahead in the future.

0:01:44 > 0:01:46Future Rufus likes to think he's helping,

0:01:46 > 0:01:50but sometimes I'm not so sure it's not his fault I'm in this mess.

0:01:50 > 0:01:53So, that's it, in a nutshell.

0:01:53 > 0:01:57You never know, maybe one day I'll wake up, and it will be tomorrow.

0:01:57 > 0:01:58BIRD CAWS

0:02:00 > 0:02:03Or, at the very least, I'll remember about that bird.

0:02:17 > 0:02:19OINKING

0:02:26 > 0:02:29Everybody relax - I'm here.

0:02:29 > 0:02:33- Oh, it's the new guy! Hi there, I'm Gill.- Hiya, I'm Barry.

0:02:33 > 0:02:36That's odd - have I met you before?

0:02:36 > 0:02:40Yes. Yes, yeah... Yeah.

0:02:40 > 0:02:41No. No, we haven't. No.

0:02:41 > 0:02:44Well, come on, then. We haven't got all day.

0:02:44 > 0:02:47# BACH: Toccata In D Minor

0:03:18 > 0:03:20# Music from shower scene in Psycho

0:03:20 > 0:03:23- SHRIEKING - Blinko, Blinko, Blinko!

0:03:34 > 0:03:39Record ratings are predicted for the hip new TV game show,

0:03:39 > 0:03:42Cash Or Kick Yourself, being shown tonight around the world.

0:03:42 > 0:03:46Most of the world's population are expected to tune in.

0:03:47 > 0:03:51- So, this experiment...? - ..is demonstrating this.

0:03:51 > 0:03:55It's a Knowledge-Bot. It can answer any question you ask it. Look...

0:03:55 > 0:03:58- DIRECTOR: Ten seconds. - Just wing it. You'll be fine.

0:03:58 > 0:04:00- No, but... - You'll be fabulous.

0:04:00 > 0:04:04DIRECTOR: And in five, four, three...

0:04:04 > 0:04:06How do you work?

0:04:06 > 0:04:08DIRECTOR: On air.

0:04:12 > 0:04:14Hello and welcome to FunLab.

0:04:14 > 0:04:16It puts the fizz into physics...

0:04:16 > 0:04:20- The mystery into chemistry... - And the "Oh, gee" into biology.

0:04:20 > 0:04:25And kicking off today's experiment is brand-new presenter Rodney Hound.

0:04:25 > 0:04:27(I give up!)

0:04:27 > 0:04:32Thanks, Gill. I'm here to demonstrate the incredible Knowledge-Bot. Now...

0:04:32 > 0:04:34'And just as I'm getting going,

0:04:34 > 0:04:38'my meddling future self turns up to ruin my day.'

0:04:38 > 0:04:40Let's give it a test and see if

0:04:40 > 0:04:43I can avoid being ripped through all space and time.

0:04:43 > 0:04:46What's the capital of Canada?

0:04:47 > 0:04:49Whoa!

0:04:49 > 0:04:53ROBOT: The capital of Canada is, um...um... Don't tell me!

0:04:53 > 0:04:56Don't tell me, I'll get it, I know this one...

0:04:56 > 0:04:58Rudolf?

0:04:58 > 0:05:02The capital of Canada, um, is, is... No, I know it...

0:05:07 > 0:05:12There's an amazing restaurant there that does incredible sea bass.

0:05:12 > 0:05:14Or sea bream. Anyway, that's not the answer.

0:05:14 > 0:05:17We have a technical hitch. FunLab will resume shortly.

0:05:29 > 0:05:31Welcome to the second round

0:05:31 > 0:05:34of Cash Or Kick Yourself.

0:05:34 > 0:05:36Yes!

0:05:37 > 0:05:41Billions of Earthlings will be watching Cash Or Kick Yourself,

0:05:41 > 0:05:46just as I planned. This has to be my greatest scheme yet.

0:05:46 > 0:05:49A game show that will let me...

0:05:49 > 0:05:52rule the multiverse. Muhahaha!

0:05:52 > 0:05:56Do you have to do that? I've got a bit of a headache.

0:05:56 > 0:05:59Silence, minion. Every planet in the multiverse

0:05:59 > 0:06:04has its own version of Cash Or Kick Yourself.

0:06:04 > 0:06:07They can't get enough of it. Ooh! Muhahaha!

0:06:07 > 0:06:09Question number one.

0:06:11 > 0:06:15The Octurian swamp octopus has 11 legs,

0:06:15 > 0:06:18but what is its favourite colour?

0:06:18 > 0:06:20Oh, um... Oh, it's, um...

0:06:20 > 0:06:23Oh... Ah...

0:06:23 > 0:06:25Oh, um...

0:06:25 > 0:06:28Red. No, blue. Red. No! Blue. Blue.

0:06:28 > 0:06:30JINGLE PLAYS

0:06:30 > 0:06:33No. It doesn't have a favourite colour.

0:06:33 > 0:06:37It's an octopus. You got it wrong!

0:06:37 > 0:06:39And we know what that means!

0:06:39 > 0:06:41Blinko!

0:06:41 > 0:06:43Blinko, Blinko, Blinko! Blinko, Blinko!

0:06:43 > 0:06:49Blinko, Blinko, Blinko, Blinko! Blinko! Blinko, Blinko, Blinko,

0:06:49 > 0:06:51Blinko, Blinko, Blinko...!

0:06:51 > 0:06:55Hm! A different presenter, a different Mr Blinko,

0:06:55 > 0:06:58but the same mindless tripe.

0:06:58 > 0:07:01And Earth is the only planet in the multiverse

0:07:01 > 0:07:04that isn't totally obsessed with it.

0:07:04 > 0:07:07But not for much longer.

0:07:07 > 0:07:11And once every planet in the multiverse is tuned in...

0:07:11 > 0:07:15- We activate the Hypnotron. - Shut up, I wanted to say that bit!

0:07:15 > 0:07:21Once every planet in the multiverse is tuned in, we activate...

0:07:21 > 0:07:23- the Hypnotron. - BLEEP

0:07:24 > 0:07:28Hypnotic mind-control waves will be sent through every TV

0:07:28 > 0:07:30and vid screen in the multiverse,

0:07:30 > 0:07:35reducing every viewer to a mindless zombie,

0:07:35 > 0:07:37under my control.

0:07:37 > 0:07:40Yeah, I know all this. I helped you set it up, remember?

0:07:40 > 0:07:43Yes, yes. So, now...

0:07:43 > 0:07:46all that remains is Earth -

0:07:46 > 0:07:49the final piece...

0:07:49 > 0:07:52in my evil jigsaw.

0:07:52 > 0:07:54Nothing can go wrong this time.

0:07:54 > 0:07:58Muhahaha! Muhahaha!

0:08:04 > 0:08:06Ah, the prisoners.

0:08:06 > 0:08:10These are the two who have been stirring up trouble.

0:08:10 > 0:08:12- Dissidents from the planet Kalamari 9.- Ah.

0:08:12 > 0:08:15You! I demand you let us go.

0:08:15 > 0:08:16Exercise a little caution,

0:08:16 > 0:08:19as we seem to be the prisoners of an evil madman.

0:08:19 > 0:08:24No! I've see what happens when that show comes to a new planet.

0:08:24 > 0:08:27- Everyone gets addicted. - Mmm. How touching(!)

0:08:27 > 0:08:31Kalamari 9 was once an advanced civilisation before your game show.

0:08:31 > 0:08:32Well, I tell you what!

0:08:32 > 0:08:35We are not going to let this happen to anyone else.

0:08:35 > 0:08:39We're gonna stop you...Mu.

0:08:43 > 0:08:47- LAUGHS - I think not.

0:08:47 > 0:08:51I'll dispose of them... in one of the games.

0:08:51 > 0:08:55Wouldn't it be easier to just throw them into space?

0:08:56 > 0:09:00No! You just don't get this evil genius thing, do you?

0:09:00 > 0:09:02Take them away.

0:09:05 > 0:09:09- We'll be back! - Bye-bye.

0:09:09 > 0:09:11Very sweet, though.

0:09:11 > 0:09:12Ah!

0:09:12 > 0:09:14So, now I'm off to meet my future self

0:09:14 > 0:09:17so he can send me on some harebrained mission.

0:09:17 > 0:09:19Ah!

0:09:19 > 0:09:20THUD

0:09:25 > 0:09:28Hello!

0:09:28 > 0:09:31Is there anyone who can tell me where I am?

0:09:31 > 0:09:35Yes, that might be a good idea.

0:09:35 > 0:09:36Not you again.

0:09:36 > 0:09:39No, Rufus. You again.

0:09:39 > 0:09:43I'm you, from the future, remember? I haven't got time for all this.

0:09:43 > 0:09:45- Listen very carefully. OK?- OK.

0:09:45 > 0:09:48Use the information properly and you may be able to get out of

0:09:48 > 0:09:53- the mess you're about to find yourself in.- I'm listening!

0:09:53 > 0:09:55The population of Tanzania

0:09:55 > 0:10:02is 36,977,417.

0:10:03 > 0:10:07The population of Tanzania is blah, blah, blah.

0:10:07 > 0:10:09Why have you got the number 3 written on your head?

0:10:09 > 0:10:11So you'll remember it.

0:10:11 > 0:10:15I've got to go. The show's about to start.

0:10:15 > 0:10:17You can't just...

0:10:19 > 0:10:20Oh, great(!)

0:10:27 > 0:10:30The excitement it is at fever pitch for the event

0:10:30 > 0:10:33the whole galaxy is tuning in for.

0:10:33 > 0:10:37Yes, it's Cash Or Kick Yourself!

0:10:37 > 0:10:41Let's go live to the first round.

0:10:41 > 0:10:43SIGNATURE TUNE PLAYS

0:10:54 > 0:10:56Don't even think about moving.

0:11:03 > 0:11:05Gill? Barry? What's going on?

0:11:05 > 0:11:07Who are you?

0:11:10 > 0:11:14That Rufus character is in one of the games, I don't understand it.

0:11:14 > 0:11:17No matter. I think we've got him exactly where we want him.

0:11:18 > 0:11:22I think we need a change of host for the next game.

0:11:22 > 0:11:25- You're not? - I am. Muhahaha!

0:11:25 > 0:11:28I wish he'd stop doing that laugh.

0:11:28 > 0:11:31It's Cash Or Kick Yourself!

0:11:33 > 0:11:36You're not Gill, are you?

0:11:36 > 0:11:37Who is this Gill you speak of?

0:11:37 > 0:11:40- I'm Gelina. - And I'm Buck.

0:11:40 > 0:11:43- We're prisoners of Mu.- Mu...

0:11:46 > 0:11:48Well, it had to be, really, didn't it?

0:11:49 > 0:11:51Muhahaha!

0:11:51 > 0:11:52Welcome.

0:11:52 > 0:11:53- APPLAUSE - No, thank you.

0:11:53 > 0:11:56Thank you, you're too kind. You're too kind.

0:11:56 > 0:12:00Welcome to the most popular game show in the multiverse,

0:12:00 > 0:12:04Cash Or Kick Yourself. Ha-ha-ha!

0:12:04 > 0:12:07It's a game show where anything can happen, and I really do mean...

0:12:07 > 0:12:09Muhahaha!

0:12:09 > 0:12:10..anything!

0:12:10 > 0:12:14Blinko! Blinko, Blinko, Blinko!

0:12:14 > 0:12:17Blinko. Blinko. Blinko, Blinko, Blinko.

0:12:17 > 0:12:19LAUGHS

0:12:19 > 0:12:21Blinko, Blinko! Blinko, Blinko, Blinko!

0:12:21 > 0:12:23Blinko, Blinko, Blinko! Blinko!

0:12:23 > 0:12:27Whoo! It really is that crazy.

0:12:27 > 0:12:32Yes, let's play Cash Or Kick Yourself.

0:12:32 > 0:12:35Muhahaha! Whoo!

0:12:35 > 0:12:38Cash Or Kick Yourself?

0:12:38 > 0:12:40Ha-ha-ha!

0:12:40 > 0:12:42Let's meet the contestants.

0:12:42 > 0:12:44Yes, yes, yes, yes!

0:12:44 > 0:12:46Ha-ha-ha!

0:12:46 > 0:12:48Who shall we pick first?

0:12:48 > 0:12:50And it's you!

0:12:51 > 0:12:53So, you're...

0:12:53 > 0:12:54LAUGHS

0:12:54 > 0:12:56..Rufus.

0:12:56 > 0:12:59- I know it's you, Mu. - How very perceptive.

0:12:59 > 0:13:01Looking forward to playing the game, Rufus?

0:13:01 > 0:13:03No!

0:13:03 > 0:13:04Ha-ha!

0:13:04 > 0:13:05- Shall we gunge him... - SPLAT!

0:13:05 > 0:13:07- ..or shall we gunk him? - SPLASH!

0:13:07 > 0:13:09AUDIENCE: Gunk, gunk, gunk...

0:13:09 > 0:13:12Gunk? Ooh! Ooh!

0:13:12 > 0:13:15- No! No! No! - Gunk, gunk, gunk...

0:13:15 > 0:13:20- Gunk, gunk, gunk, gunk, gunk... - LAUGHS

0:13:20 > 0:13:21Yes!

0:13:21 > 0:13:24APPLAUSE

0:13:24 > 0:13:28Shall we...gunk him...again?

0:13:28 > 0:13:32- Please, no! - Let's gunk him!

0:13:32 > 0:13:34Whoo-ha-ha-ha!

0:13:34 > 0:13:36Whoo-ha-ha-ha!

0:13:36 > 0:13:39Oh! It never stops being funny.

0:13:46 > 0:13:48Shall we gunk him again?

0:13:48 > 0:13:52- No! - Enough with the preliminaries.

0:13:52 > 0:13:56Let's play Cash Or Kick Yourself,

0:13:56 > 0:13:58where the contestants compete for the ultimate prize.

0:13:58 > 0:14:02That's right, the ultimate prize.

0:14:05 > 0:14:09# Theme from Hawaii Five-O CHEERING

0:14:14 > 0:14:16- What's in the box? - Who knows?

0:14:16 > 0:14:18Must be something pretty special

0:14:18 > 0:14:21if the whole universe is competing for it.

0:14:21 > 0:14:23Whoo-hoo-hoo! Oh, I love this show.

0:14:23 > 0:14:27And... Oh, so what's your name?

0:14:27 > 0:14:28Vortron.

0:14:28 > 0:14:31- Vortron?! - LAUGHTER

0:14:31 > 0:14:33OK, Vortron.

0:14:33 > 0:14:36Round one - general knowledge.

0:14:37 > 0:14:39First question...

0:14:39 > 0:14:42Emperor Zoron is the ruler of the Ganymede system

0:14:42 > 0:14:48near the Zirkon Nebula, but what is his cousin's middle name?

0:14:48 > 0:14:51- AUDIENCE: Ooh! - Um...

0:14:51 > 0:14:55I'm sorry, Vortron, I'm going to have to hurry you.

0:14:55 > 0:14:57Is it...Mungos?

0:14:57 > 0:14:58Is it Mungos?

0:14:58 > 0:15:01Well, that's absolutely...

0:15:01 > 0:15:02wrong!

0:15:02 > 0:15:04LAUGHS

0:15:04 > 0:15:08But the good news is, you've still won a prize. That's right,

0:15:08 > 0:15:10a holiday in space...

0:15:10 > 0:15:13Whoo! ..without a space suit.

0:15:13 > 0:15:15Muhahaha!

0:15:17 > 0:15:19Is that what will happen to us?

0:15:19 > 0:15:22No, something worse. Don't you get it?

0:15:22 > 0:15:24Cash Or Kick Yourself is evil.

0:15:24 > 0:15:28- And everyone gets addicted to it. - It's coming to Earth tonight.

0:15:28 > 0:15:33- Well, what are we doing here? Let's just leg it.- We can't.

0:15:35 > 0:15:37Well, bad luck for Vortron there.

0:15:37 > 0:15:40- Blinko, Blinko, Blinko. - But still everything to play for.

0:15:40 > 0:15:42Ha-ha-ha!

0:15:42 > 0:15:45So, let's meet our new contestant...

0:15:45 > 0:15:49and I think it should be our new friend, Rufus.

0:15:49 > 0:15:51APPLAUSE

0:15:51 > 0:15:52Now, then, Rufus...

0:15:52 > 0:15:59Rufus, can you name all 27 planets in the Quorg system?

0:15:59 > 0:16:01Um...

0:16:01 > 0:16:04Come on, Rufus. The clock is ticking.

0:16:04 > 0:16:08Er, it's, um... Nice shirt, by the way.

0:16:08 > 0:16:11- Where d'you get that?- Oh, thank you. Had it specially made...

0:16:11 > 0:16:13But a-ha-ha-ha!

0:16:13 > 0:16:16No more playing for time. I need the answer, Rufus.

0:16:16 > 0:16:19Um...the answer is... WATCH BLEEPS

0:16:19 > 0:16:22My watch is going weird again.

0:16:22 > 0:16:24I need the answer, Rufus.

0:16:26 > 0:16:29Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!

0:16:29 > 0:16:31Keith... Keith... Keith!

0:16:31 > 0:16:36Oh, yes, Dr Mu. Yes. It's actually very hot in here, Dr Mu.

0:16:36 > 0:16:40- I don't think you realise how hot this suit gets.- Get after him!

0:16:40 > 0:16:44Right! Yes, yes, yes. I'm off. OK, bye. Yes, yes, yes, I'm off.

0:16:44 > 0:16:47Steve? ...Yes. Track him on the Rufometer.

0:16:47 > 0:16:51Activate the teleporter and make sure the Hypnotron is ready.

0:16:51 > 0:16:54Steve? Steve...

0:16:54 > 0:16:55I know you're listening.

0:16:55 > 0:16:58You're not sitting in my chair, are you, Steve?

0:16:58 > 0:17:01Get out of my chair immediately!

0:17:01 > 0:17:08Ha-ha-ha-ha! Well, let's play some more Cash Or Kick Yourself.

0:17:11 > 0:17:13It's Cash Or Kick Yourself.

0:17:13 > 0:17:15Humans ain't got a chance.

0:17:15 > 0:17:20The TV game show that rots your mind and sends you into a trance.

0:17:20 > 0:17:24# Muha-ha-ha-ha, Muha-ha-ha-ha Muha-ha-oh-ha-ha

0:17:26 > 0:17:30# Muha-ha-ha-ha Muha-ha-ha-ha, Muha-ha-oh-ha-ha. #

0:17:30 > 0:17:33Aaaaah!

0:17:33 > 0:17:35Aaaaah!

0:17:35 > 0:17:37Aaah... Oh!

0:17:37 > 0:17:39RUFUS COUGHS

0:17:39 > 0:17:42Ah, well, look who's back!

0:17:42 > 0:17:45APPLAUSE

0:17:45 > 0:17:47Welcome back, Rufus.

0:17:47 > 0:17:50Well, as I'm in a good mood, I won't blast you into space.

0:17:50 > 0:17:53No, I can think of a much better way to get rid of you...

0:17:53 > 0:17:56when we play our next round!

0:17:56 > 0:18:02I've got just one question for you, Rufus. Do you feel lucky?

0:18:02 > 0:18:04Er...

0:18:04 > 0:18:07Here's how you play. You pick a box.

0:18:07 > 0:18:09Each box must be opened.

0:18:09 > 0:18:13They all contain something, but one of them contains...

0:18:13 > 0:18:16- a golden key! - AUDIENCE: Ooh!

0:18:16 > 0:18:21The golden key means you're just one question away from winning...

0:18:21 > 0:18:24the top prize!

0:18:24 > 0:18:25So, Rufus,

0:18:25 > 0:18:28pick a box.

0:18:28 > 0:18:30Yeah. All right, then.

0:18:31 > 0:18:33Number 6.

0:18:33 > 0:18:36Open number 6, please.

0:18:40 > 0:18:41SLURP!

0:18:45 > 0:18:49- Ha-ha-ha-ha! - SCREAMING

0:18:49 > 0:18:51What just happened?

0:18:51 > 0:18:56Well, each box contains a different forfeit for the person opening it.

0:18:56 > 0:18:59Sorry, did I forget to mention that, Rufus? Muhahaha!

0:18:59 > 0:19:02So, each time I pick a box, something horrible happens

0:19:02 > 0:19:04- to one of these people?- Mmm.

0:19:04 > 0:19:05Well, then, I won't do it.

0:19:05 > 0:19:10Oh, I think you will, or I'll set Blinko here on your friends.

0:19:10 > 0:19:14Blinko! Blinko, Blinko, Blinko! Blinko, Blinko, Blinko...

0:19:14 > 0:19:16Pick again, Rufus.

0:19:16 > 0:19:19Fine.

0:19:20 > 0:19:23Box number 5.

0:19:23 > 0:19:27Open box number 5, please.

0:19:34 > 0:19:37Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!

0:19:40 > 0:19:42Pick again, Rufus.

0:19:44 > 0:19:45Box number 1?

0:19:48 > 0:19:52- BUZZING - Ah! Ah!

0:19:55 > 0:19:58Ha-ha-ha! Oh, please, pick again, Rufus.

0:20:00 > 0:20:01Number 2.

0:20:01 > 0:20:06Please open box number 2!

0:20:09 > 0:20:12MUSIC BLARES # Never gonna give you up

0:20:12 > 0:20:14# Never gonna let you down

0:20:14 > 0:20:18# Never gonna run around and desert you... #

0:20:18 > 0:20:23- You vicious swine! - Yes, well... Ha-ha-ha!

0:20:23 > 0:20:26Only two boxes left, Rufus.

0:20:28 > 0:20:30Which will it be?

0:20:34 > 0:20:38You can't make me pick between my friends. You can't.

0:20:38 > 0:20:40- I... - PHONE RINGS

0:20:42 > 0:20:44Yes, hello?

0:20:45 > 0:20:47Yes...

0:20:47 > 0:20:49It's the banker.

0:20:49 > 0:20:51Yes, I agree.

0:20:51 > 0:20:54Shocking round so far, mm. What's that?

0:20:54 > 0:20:56Oh, you'd like to speak to him?

0:20:56 > 0:20:58Oh, very well.

0:20:58 > 0:20:59Here he is.

0:21:03 > 0:21:05Hello, banker.

0:21:05 > 0:21:06Rufus, you muppet!

0:21:09 > 0:21:12Can you think of any hint I have given you about which box to pick?

0:21:12 > 0:21:15The clock's ticking.

0:21:15 > 0:21:18- I have to hurry you, Rufus. - Er...

0:21:18 > 0:21:21Number 3, you idiot!

0:21:23 > 0:21:27- Have to hurry you, Rufus. - I'll have number 3, please.

0:21:27 > 0:21:30- AUDIENCE GASP - What?! Rufus!

0:21:30 > 0:21:32Trust me.

0:21:35 > 0:21:37OK...

0:21:37 > 0:21:42Open box number 3...

0:21:42 > 0:21:44please.

0:21:51 > 0:21:52The key!

0:21:52 > 0:21:55I've found the key! The key!

0:21:55 > 0:21:58- The key! - What?

0:21:58 > 0:22:03What? Go on, have your little bit of excitement.

0:22:03 > 0:22:06It's not as if you'll get the trivia question right.

0:22:06 > 0:22:08And what makes you so sure of that?

0:22:08 > 0:22:10Because I pick them all...

0:22:10 > 0:22:13from this book. Muhahaha!

0:22:14 > 0:22:19Now, let the final round commence.

0:22:19 > 0:22:21- Muhahaha! - APPLAUSE

0:22:36 > 0:22:43Thank you. Welcome back to Cash Or Kick Yourself.

0:22:43 > 0:22:44And we're here with Rufus,

0:22:44 > 0:22:49who's just one question away from the ultimate prize.

0:22:49 > 0:22:52So...Rufus,

0:22:52 > 0:22:54are you ready for the question?

0:22:54 > 0:22:56Not really, no.

0:22:56 > 0:22:57DRAMATIC JINGLE

0:22:57 > 0:23:01Right. What is the population...

0:23:01 > 0:23:02of...

0:23:02 > 0:23:06- GIGGLES GLEEFULLY - ..Tanzania?

0:23:06 > 0:23:08Uh...

0:23:15 > 0:23:18- It's 36 million... - 36 million...

0:23:18 > 0:23:22- ..977,000... - ..977,000...

0:23:22 > 0:23:25- ..417. - ..417.

0:23:25 > 0:23:26Ha-ha-ha-ha!

0:23:27 > 0:23:29What...

0:23:29 > 0:23:31What did you say?

0:23:31 > 0:23:33- 36 million... - Yeah.

0:23:33 > 0:23:35- ..977,000... - Yeah.

0:23:35 > 0:23:38- ..417. - No.

0:23:38 > 0:23:40Th-Th-Th-That's not it. That's wrong.

0:23:40 > 0:23:43- That's not it. - Give me that!

0:23:43 > 0:23:46- 36,977,417. - No, I think that's a mistake...

0:23:46 > 0:23:49I've won! I've won the ultimate prize!

0:23:49 > 0:23:52Whoo-hoo! Whoo-hoo!

0:23:54 > 0:23:56So, come on, let's open the box.

0:23:56 > 0:23:59No, we'll have to cut the show there for, I'm afraid, reasons of time.

0:23:59 > 0:24:03It's too late for that. Let's see what this ultimate prize really is.

0:24:03 > 0:24:05No! Rufus!

0:24:05 > 0:24:07Rufus...

0:24:07 > 0:24:09- Rufus! - It's underpants.

0:24:09 > 0:24:11THEY GASP

0:24:11 > 0:24:15Ah, well... Oh, dear. How did that happen?

0:24:15 > 0:24:17- I've no idea how that happened. - BOOING

0:24:24 > 0:24:28It's clearly a mistake. It's nothing to do with me. It's not my fault!

0:24:28 > 0:24:31It's nothing to do with me. Steve, activate the Hypnotron.

0:24:31 > 0:24:33Roger.

0:24:37 > 0:24:41Blinko, bring on the Hypnotron. Ladies and gentlemen, please.

0:24:41 > 0:24:42It's all been a bit of a mistake.

0:24:42 > 0:24:45Just look this way. Yes?

0:24:45 > 0:24:47Look this way, and all will be fine.

0:24:47 > 0:24:50Look into the Hypnotron. That's it.

0:24:50 > 0:24:53Muhahaha!

0:24:59 > 0:25:01Look into the Hypnotron. Yes.

0:25:01 > 0:25:05Yes. Just look this way. Yes.

0:25:05 > 0:25:08No! Don't! Don't look at it! It's some sort of mind control device.

0:25:08 > 0:25:10Don't look at it!

0:25:10 > 0:25:12- Ha-ha-ha! - Don't look at it!

0:25:14 > 0:25:16The Earth is mine...

0:25:16 > 0:25:18at last.

0:25:19 > 0:25:24No! Hound! What have you down to my...?

0:25:24 > 0:25:25Yeah!

0:25:25 > 0:25:28Come on, Blinko.

0:25:28 > 0:25:31Let's get out of here quickly. It's getting ugly.

0:25:31 > 0:25:34Well, that game show was wheely pants.

0:25:34 > 0:25:36What are these wheely pants?

0:25:36 > 0:25:38Trust me, that joke would have worked on Earth.

0:25:38 > 0:25:42Still, the most important thing is, we stopped Mu.

0:25:42 > 0:25:44That's right. ...Where is Mu?

0:25:44 > 0:25:47- He's getting away. - Well, come on, then.

0:25:56 > 0:25:58Extraordinary scenes here

0:25:58 > 0:26:00in what is being described

0:26:00 > 0:26:05as the greatest TV scandal since King Zazu of Planet Bonbangle

0:26:05 > 0:26:08laid an egg on public television.

0:26:08 > 0:26:12The mood here is one of anger, and I think I speak for us all

0:26:12 > 0:26:15- when I say we are as mad as heck... - Boo!

0:26:15 > 0:26:18..and we are not going to take this any more.

0:26:18 > 0:26:22The origin of this dubious shenanigan remains unclear,

0:26:22 > 0:26:25but three mug shots have now been released.

0:26:25 > 0:26:30If you see any of these people, do not approach them

0:26:30 > 0:26:35as they are suspected of being very, very stupid indeed.

0:26:35 > 0:26:40The vote line for what will replace Cash Or Kick Yourself is now closed,

0:26:40 > 0:26:42but keep voting and don't worry,

0:26:42 > 0:26:45you will definitely still be charged.

0:26:47 > 0:26:48Mu...

0:26:48 > 0:26:51audiences all over the multiverse are in rebellion.

0:26:51 > 0:26:54You've lost...again.

0:26:54 > 0:26:55Or have I?

0:26:55 > 0:26:57Well, yes. You have.

0:27:01 > 0:27:03It's over, Muhaha...ha.

0:27:03 > 0:27:06On the contrary, dear boy.

0:27:06 > 0:27:09- It's all about to start again. - CLICKS FINGERS

0:27:11 > 0:27:14No!

0:27:14 > 0:27:17- FAST REWIND - I'm gonna have to hurry you.

0:27:17 > 0:27:20- We're gonna stop you, Mu. - It's underpants.

0:27:20 > 0:27:24- Rufus, you muppet! - Oh, I love this show.

0:27:25 > 0:27:29- Blinko! - Everybody relax. I'm here.

0:27:29 > 0:27:33Ah, well. I'm definitely gonna beat him tomorrow.

0:27:33 > 0:27:36Or is that today?

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