0:00:02 > 0:00:03GENTLE MUSIC
0:00:06 > 0:00:08Give us a lick of your frog.
0:00:08 > 0:00:10SNORES
0:00:17 > 0:00:19DISCORDANT MUSIC
0:00:20 > 0:00:23That's me - Rufus Hound.
0:00:24 > 0:00:26I'm a television presenter...
0:00:26 > 0:00:30and every day I save the world.
0:00:30 > 0:00:31Ah!
0:00:31 > 0:00:37See him? Well, this ugly dipstick is the evil Dr Muhaha...
0:00:37 > 0:00:39It's pronounced "Muhahaha".
0:00:39 > 0:00:41..and his geeky sidekick, Steve.
0:00:41 > 0:00:44Shall I?
0:00:44 > 0:00:48Every day he comes up with some new plan to conquer us,
0:00:48 > 0:00:49and every day I stop him.
0:00:52 > 0:00:55What? Someone's got to do it. And that's not the half of it.
0:00:55 > 0:00:57If, at the end of the day, I have beaten him, well,
0:00:57 > 0:01:01he just hits rewind and the whole day goes back to the beginning.
0:01:01 > 0:01:03FAST REWIND
0:01:05 > 0:01:07GENTLE MUSIC
0:01:08 > 0:01:10DISCORDANT MUSIC Not again!
0:01:10 > 0:01:13Whoa!
0:01:13 > 0:01:15Right, off to my first day at work...
0:01:15 > 0:01:17again.
0:01:17 > 0:01:18Ha-ya!
0:01:18 > 0:01:21So, you'd think I'd know exactly what's going to happen.
0:01:23 > 0:01:25Morning!
0:01:25 > 0:01:27Unfortunately, it's not always that simple,
0:01:27 > 0:01:30because Dr Mu's always coming up with a new plan.
0:01:30 > 0:01:34Luckily, whatever world I'm in, these two always turn up to help.
0:01:34 > 0:01:37The only thing is, I never know what they're going to look like.
0:01:39 > 0:01:42Last, but by no means least, is this good-looking chap.
0:01:42 > 0:01:45That's me, from years ahead in the future.
0:01:45 > 0:01:47Future Rufus likes to think he's helping,
0:01:47 > 0:01:52but sometimes I'm not so sure it's not his fault I'm in this mess.
0:01:52 > 0:01:54So that's it, in a nutshell.
0:01:54 > 0:01:58You never know, maybe one day I'll wake up, and it'll be tomorrow.
0:01:58 > 0:01:59BIRD CAWS
0:02:02 > 0:02:05Or, at the very least, I'll remember about that bird.
0:02:17 > 0:02:19OINKING
0:02:28 > 0:02:30Everybody relax - I'm here.
0:02:30 > 0:02:32Oh, it's the new guy! Hi there, I'm Gill.
0:02:32 > 0:02:33Hiya, I'm Barry.
0:02:33 > 0:02:37That's odd - have I met you before?
0:02:37 > 0:02:42Maybe you have. Oh, my days, let's really freak out!
0:02:44 > 0:02:46No, we've never met.
0:02:46 > 0:02:49Well, come on then, we haven't got all day.
0:02:59 > 0:03:03MUISC: "Also Sprach Zarathustra" by Strauss
0:03:07 > 0:03:09Ha-ya!
0:03:29 > 0:03:31DIRECTOR: 30 seconds to show time.
0:03:31 > 0:03:33So this experiment...
0:03:33 > 0:03:38..Is to see whether the whole BBC can be powered by just these lemons.
0:03:38 > 0:03:40Wow! Can it?
0:03:40 > 0:03:44- - DIRECTOR: Ten seconds. - - No, of course not. Good luck!
0:03:44 > 0:03:48DIRECTOR: And in five, four, three...
0:03:48 > 0:03:49- - Ooh! - - ..On air.
0:03:53 > 0:03:55Hello, and welcome to FunLab.
0:03:55 > 0:03:57The show that puts the fizz into physics.
0:03:57 > 0:03:59Mystery into chemistry.
0:03:59 > 0:04:01And the "Oh, gee" into biology.
0:04:01 > 0:04:03And kicking off today's experiment
0:04:03 > 0:04:05is brand-new presenter, Rupert Hound.
0:04:05 > 0:04:08Well, today we're going to find out
0:04:08 > 0:04:12whether this bowl of lemons can power the entire BBC...
0:04:12 > 0:04:14RUFUS: And just as I'm getting going,
0:04:14 > 0:04:18my meddling future self turns up to ruin my day.
0:04:18 > 0:04:20TV: Somebody actually thought that was worth checking.
0:04:20 > 0:04:22So can it be done? And more importantly,
0:04:22 > 0:04:24can we do this experiment without
0:04:24 > 0:04:26me getting exploded?
0:04:26 > 0:04:29It appears n...
0:04:29 > 0:04:31Rufus?
0:04:36 > 0:04:39Sorry, we have a technical hitch. FunLab will resume shortly.
0:04:40 > 0:04:42So now I'm off to meet my future self
0:04:42 > 0:04:45so he can send me on some hare-brained mission.
0:04:45 > 0:04:46Ow!
0:04:47 > 0:04:48Oh!
0:04:53 > 0:04:55Ah! Rufus!
0:04:55 > 0:04:57Now pay attention. I haven't got much time.
0:04:57 > 0:05:00What, because the future of the multiverse is at stake?
0:05:00 > 0:05:03No, I've got a baked potato in the microwave.
0:05:03 > 0:05:05There you go.
0:05:06 > 0:05:0750p?
0:05:07 > 0:05:10You know, some people bring back amazing technology from the future.
0:05:10 > 0:05:15But not me. Oh, no! "There's 50p, buy yourself something nice."
0:05:15 > 0:05:17Well, don't go buying anything. Just keep that handy.
0:05:17 > 0:05:20And...this.
0:05:20 > 0:05:22A bar of soap?
0:05:22 > 0:05:23What are you trying to say?
0:05:23 > 0:05:24Now listen, Rufus.
0:05:24 > 0:05:29There is one absolutely crucial thing I have to tell you.
0:05:29 > 0:05:33This is incredibly important, so pay close attention, whatever happens.
0:05:33 > 0:05:37- MICROWAVE DINGS - Oh, my spud's ready. Bye-bye!
0:05:37 > 0:05:39You know, I'm beginning to think
0:05:39 > 0:05:41- - I might be a bit of an idiot. - - Ha-ya!
0:05:49 > 0:05:51Ah!
0:05:51 > 0:05:54EVIL LAUGH
0:05:54 > 0:05:55Excellent!
0:05:55 > 0:05:57Rufus Hound.
0:05:57 > 0:05:59For once I am delighted to see you
0:05:59 > 0:06:03appearing bang on time and just where we planned.
0:06:03 > 0:06:07Magnificent work, my kung fu ninja teddy bear.
0:06:07 > 0:06:10I have kung fu ninja teddy bears now.
0:06:10 > 0:06:11- - Impressed? - - Oh, yeah(!)
0:06:11 > 0:06:16Grown man, playing with teddy bears. What's not to be impressed by?
0:06:16 > 0:06:17Ha-ya!
0:06:19 > 0:06:22Yes, they're great. But they are going through a lot of wood.
0:06:22 > 0:06:23Well, come on, then.
0:06:23 > 0:06:26Explain the big evil plan. Chop chop!
0:06:30 > 0:06:33Yes, you have foiled many of my brilliant plans
0:06:33 > 0:06:35to completely take over the entire multiverse
0:06:35 > 0:06:38and that's why I've decided to get some help
0:06:38 > 0:06:41rather than taking you on entirely on my own.
0:06:41 > 0:06:43Silence, Steve.
0:06:43 > 0:06:49Rufus Hound, prepare to meet your greatest enemy.
0:06:49 > 0:06:51- - The foe you cannot defeat. - - Ow!
0:06:51 > 0:06:52Rufus!
0:06:53 > 0:06:55Meet...
0:06:55 > 0:06:58Evil Rufus.
0:07:00 > 0:07:06An exact copy in every way except completely evil.
0:07:11 > 0:07:13Wow!
0:07:14 > 0:07:16So that's what I'd look like with an earring.
0:07:16 > 0:07:18Like it?
0:07:18 > 0:07:20Hmm...nah!
0:07:21 > 0:07:25It is my most fiendishly brilliant plan ever.
0:07:25 > 0:07:27Which I will now explain
0:07:27 > 0:07:30to the bloke who stopped all the other ones.
0:07:30 > 0:07:35My undercover kung fu ninja teddies have been collecting hair samples
0:07:35 > 0:07:39from every important person on Earth.
0:07:39 > 0:07:40And you.
0:07:40 > 0:07:42Then, with my new cloning machine,
0:07:42 > 0:07:46I have been creating evil twins for all of them.
0:07:46 > 0:07:49You are the final piece of the jigsaw.
0:07:49 > 0:07:53Once you have been removed, my evil twins will move into place
0:07:53 > 0:07:55and take over the world.
0:07:55 > 0:07:57Well, I'll stop you.
0:07:59 > 0:08:01Ow! Yeeah! Ow!
0:08:01 > 0:08:04You see because I am you,
0:08:04 > 0:08:09I can predict everything you think.
0:08:09 > 0:08:11I know you can't resist jammy dodgers
0:08:11 > 0:08:12and I also know
0:08:12 > 0:08:15that now you're thinking you need to create a diversion
0:08:15 > 0:08:18to work out some plan to escape.
0:08:18 > 0:08:21Hang on! You can't know exactly what I'm thinking.
0:08:21 > 0:08:24Well, go on, then.
0:08:24 > 0:08:27Think of the most random thing possible.
0:08:27 > 0:08:30BOTH: Rubber ducks.
0:08:30 > 0:08:31BOTH: The 1999 Arsenal team.
0:08:31 > 0:08:34BOTH: # Who let the dogs out? #
0:08:34 > 0:08:36BOTH: Belly button fluff.
0:08:36 > 0:08:38BOTH: Rubber ducks again.
0:08:38 > 0:08:41BOTH: Did you change your underpants today?
0:08:41 > 0:08:45And yes, you did, by the way.
0:08:48 > 0:08:51Let's see if you can find a way to beat that.
0:08:51 > 0:08:55All right, you may know what I'm thinking
0:08:55 > 0:08:57and wearing
0:08:57 > 0:09:02but you'll lose cos you're evil and I'm good, and good always wins.
0:09:02 > 0:09:04Even as you say that,
0:09:04 > 0:09:07you don't really believe that's much of a plan, do you?
0:09:07 > 0:09:09Fair point.
0:09:09 > 0:09:11Agh!
0:09:13 > 0:09:15IMITATES MU'S LAUGH
0:09:23 > 0:09:26Not much of a team player, is she?
0:09:26 > 0:09:28Hm. I know, I know.
0:09:28 > 0:09:31That's why I'm glad you're here, Evil Rufus.
0:09:31 > 0:09:33I feel like you really get me.
0:09:33 > 0:09:35I feel the same way.
0:09:38 > 0:09:41When I... When I made you
0:09:41 > 0:09:44I didn't just make an evil partner.
0:09:45 > 0:09:47I made a friend.
0:09:58 > 0:10:00Agh!
0:10:01 > 0:10:03Would it kill you to get some cushions?
0:10:04 > 0:10:07- - It's him. - - Rufus Hound!
0:10:07 > 0:10:09I see my reputation precedes me.
0:10:09 > 0:10:10- - Get him. - - What?
0:10:12 > 0:10:15Oh, yeah, now there are cushions.
0:10:15 > 0:10:16What have I done to you two?
0:10:16 > 0:10:19What have you done to us two? You imprisoned us down here.
0:10:19 > 0:10:24No, no, no, that's my evil twin, Evil Rufus. I'm Good Rufus.
0:10:24 > 0:10:27The clue is very much in the name.
0:10:27 > 0:10:29A likely story.
0:10:29 > 0:10:32He's got an earring.
0:10:33 > 0:10:37Oh, yeah! I remember thinking it looked stupid.
0:10:37 > 0:10:39Really? I quite liked it.
0:10:39 > 0:10:41Hm, nah!
0:10:42 > 0:10:45Anyway, she's Gelina.
0:10:45 > 0:10:46And he's Buck.
0:10:46 > 0:10:50Now, how are we going to get out of here?
0:10:53 > 0:10:56Oh, yes, do tell.
0:10:56 > 0:10:59So how?
0:10:59 > 0:11:02How is your escape plan coming along?
0:11:02 > 0:11:05They'll be coming up with something.
0:11:05 > 0:11:06I normally do.
0:11:06 > 0:11:11Which is why we've made a special prison just for you.
0:11:11 > 0:11:14You tell him, Evil Ru, go on.
0:11:14 > 0:11:19At the end of your cell is a door. DOORBELL RINGS
0:11:19 > 0:11:20Where did that come from?
0:11:20 > 0:11:23Through that door lie three chambers,
0:11:23 > 0:11:28each one full of your deepest, darkest fears.
0:11:28 > 0:11:29You don't scare me.
0:11:29 > 0:11:32No, but I know what does.
0:11:32 > 0:11:35You'll never be able to escape.
0:11:35 > 0:11:36Never.
0:11:39 > 0:11:41Or you could've just not put a door there.
0:11:42 > 0:11:44Really, Steve, really.
0:11:44 > 0:11:46That's your idea of evil, is it?
0:11:46 > 0:11:49Just locking somebody up?
0:11:49 > 0:11:51No sense of style.
0:11:51 > 0:11:52None.
0:11:52 > 0:11:53You forgot to do the laugh.
0:11:53 > 0:11:54Oh, yes.
0:11:54 > 0:11:55After you.
0:11:55 > 0:11:57No, after you.
0:11:57 > 0:11:58Muhahahahaha!
0:12:02 > 0:12:06Three chambers full of my deepest, darkest fears.
0:12:08 > 0:12:09This should be fun.
0:12:16 > 0:12:18RUFUS: OK, here's a plan.
0:12:18 > 0:12:21You two go ahead and I'll wait in here.
0:12:21 > 0:12:23BUCK: Oh, will you just be quiet, Rufus?
0:12:23 > 0:12:26Hey, don't be grouchy. All right, all right.
0:12:28 > 0:12:31Looks OK.
0:12:34 > 0:12:37Look! There's the exit at the other end.
0:12:37 > 0:12:40Brilliant! Right, keep quiet. Let's get out of here.
0:12:41 > 0:12:45Rufus, you aren't by any chance afraid of any vegetable, are you?
0:12:45 > 0:12:48I'd really rather not talk about it.
0:12:48 > 0:12:53Only there is a massive stalk of broccoli-on-legs following us
0:12:53 > 0:12:54and I think he might.
0:12:54 > 0:12:57GROWLING
0:12:59 > 0:13:01ROARING
0:13:05 > 0:13:08Eat me!
0:13:08 > 0:13:11Eat me, Rufus!
0:13:12 > 0:13:13Run!
0:13:13 > 0:13:18Oh, no! Come back! Finish your vegetables.
0:13:21 > 0:13:22Finish your...
0:13:28 > 0:13:31Come back!
0:13:36 > 0:13:40Preparations are virtually complete.
0:13:40 > 0:13:43The evil twins are ready to take over from
0:13:43 > 0:13:46their goody-goody counterparts.
0:13:49 > 0:13:54Excellent! Let's check on your better half, shall we?
0:13:56 > 0:14:00Looks like they won't even make it out of the first chamber.
0:14:00 > 0:14:05Honestly! What kind of a moron is afraid of broccoli?
0:14:08 > 0:14:09I am.
0:14:10 > 0:14:13Right...because you're the same...
0:14:13 > 0:14:15Yeah, it's a clone thing.
0:14:15 > 0:14:18- - I mean, obviously. - - Sort of...how it works.
0:14:20 > 0:14:22PANTING
0:14:23 > 0:14:26Can't...go...on!
0:14:32 > 0:14:34Must...keep...moving.
0:14:34 > 0:14:36Wait! Rufus!
0:14:36 > 0:14:39Why are you afraid of broccoli?
0:14:39 > 0:14:41I had some when I was a kid. It's horrible!
0:14:42 > 0:14:45Try some now. Eat it before it eats you.
0:14:45 > 0:14:46Conquer your fears.
0:14:48 > 0:14:50ROARING
0:14:52 > 0:14:54BROCCOLI FALLS SILENT
0:15:01 > 0:15:02Actually...
0:15:03 > 0:15:04..you're quite tasty.
0:15:04 > 0:15:06I know!
0:15:06 > 0:15:09I'm not just a pretty face.
0:15:12 > 0:15:13Shut up, Steve.
0:15:13 > 0:15:15I didn't say anything.
0:15:15 > 0:15:18I know, but I can hear you thinking.
0:15:18 > 0:15:21Wow! So you can hear me thinking
0:15:21 > 0:15:23that this was exactly the flaw
0:15:23 > 0:15:26I kept trying to warn you about in your plan?
0:15:26 > 0:15:27Yes.
0:15:27 > 0:15:30And that the really big problem with evil people
0:15:30 > 0:15:31is they all want to be in control
0:15:31 > 0:15:35and so it's just a matter of time before they try and take over?
0:15:35 > 0:15:39What part of "shut up" didn't you understand, Steve?
0:15:40 > 0:15:43Where has that back-stabbing Evil Rufus gone now?
0:15:43 > 0:15:44TOILET FLUSHING
0:15:45 > 0:15:47Oh! Did you hear that?
0:15:47 > 0:15:50Now he's using my evil bathroom.
0:15:50 > 0:15:52I hate it when people do that.
0:15:55 > 0:15:56Now that...
0:15:56 > 0:15:59- PHHRRT! - ..that was pretty evil.
0:15:59 > 0:16:05So what you're saying is broccoli is not only nutritious, it's also delicious.
0:16:05 > 0:16:09That's right. You can enjoy me with anything, even ice cream.
0:16:09 > 0:16:13Mmmm! Broccoli!
0:16:13 > 0:16:14'Please enjoy broccoli responsibly!'
0:16:14 > 0:16:17OK, I'll see ya later, guys!
0:16:17 > 0:16:19- - What a nice vegetable. - - I know!
0:16:19 > 0:16:23This whole chamber of fears thing's a right doddle.
0:16:23 > 0:16:26I don't suppose there's any chance you're afraid of ice cream?
0:16:26 > 0:16:28No.
0:16:28 > 0:16:30There's another exit.
0:16:30 > 0:16:32DOORBELL RINGS
0:16:32 > 0:16:35Brightly coloured things and sand? Hardly very scary.
0:16:35 > 0:16:37HOOTER SQUEAKS
0:16:37 > 0:16:40- CIRCUS MUSIC - I think I hear some kind of tune.
0:16:40 > 0:16:42Something's coming.
0:16:44 > 0:16:48Oh brill! I love clowns.
0:16:50 > 0:16:53It looks like Rufus doesn't share your enthusiasm.
0:16:53 > 0:16:55Come on, we've got to get out of here.
0:16:55 > 0:16:57Oh, but we'll miss the show!
0:16:57 > 0:16:59Come on, let's go.
0:17:00 > 0:17:02MUSIC TURNS SINISTER
0:17:07 > 0:17:11I demand you release me immediately.
0:17:11 > 0:17:14Oh, that won't be happening.
0:17:14 > 0:17:18Thanks, by the way, for reprogramming the ninja teddy bears.
0:17:18 > 0:17:22Very useful for me.
0:17:23 > 0:17:25- - You traitor! - - Whatever!
0:17:25 > 0:17:27Please!
0:17:27 > 0:17:29He said he'd show me a cool trick.
0:17:29 > 0:17:31Oh, but I have.
0:17:31 > 0:17:33Abracadabra!
0:17:33 > 0:17:37Evil Rufus is in charge.
0:17:45 > 0:17:47CIRCUS MUSIC
0:17:57 > 0:17:59MUSIC TURNS SINISTER
0:18:13 > 0:18:14MUSIC STOPS
0:18:19 > 0:18:21LAUGHING POLICEMAN
0:18:31 > 0:18:33Quick, go before they realise.
0:18:44 > 0:18:47Go on, Steve, do it.
0:18:47 > 0:18:48Do what?
0:18:48 > 0:18:53That thing you do when you point out the flaw in his evil plan.
0:18:54 > 0:18:56There isn't one.
0:18:56 > 0:18:58Shows how much you know.
0:18:58 > 0:19:01It's the same flaw that was in my plan.
0:19:01 > 0:19:06All those evil twins will eventually want to be in charge.
0:19:06 > 0:19:11Unless they are programmed to obey their master's instructions.
0:19:11 > 0:19:15Well, the machine was supposed to do that, but it doesn't.
0:19:15 > 0:19:16But it does.
0:19:16 > 0:19:19You simply pull the master lever.
0:19:19 > 0:19:21- What? - MACHINE WHIRS
0:19:21 > 0:19:24MANY VOICES: What are your instructions, master?
0:19:24 > 0:19:26That's what it does.
0:19:26 > 0:19:28And thanks for the reminder.
0:19:28 > 0:19:30Idiot!
0:19:30 > 0:19:32Well done, Rufus.
0:19:32 > 0:19:34You conquered your fear.
0:19:34 > 0:19:36They were really funny.
0:19:42 > 0:19:43Cor, it doesn't half stink in here.
0:19:44 > 0:19:47GELINA: It smells like...
0:19:47 > 0:19:48Old socks.
0:19:48 > 0:19:50Oh, no!
0:19:50 > 0:19:52- - What is it? - - It can't be.
0:19:52 > 0:19:56It's the final chamber, Rufus. What is your biggest fear?
0:19:56 > 0:19:57Quick, let's move.
0:19:59 > 0:20:01What's out there, Rufus?
0:20:01 > 0:20:05When I was little, my auntie told me this story, about Sockalophagus.
0:20:05 > 0:20:08He's a monster that lives under a kid's bed made entirely of pants and socks.
0:20:08 > 0:20:10Right?
0:20:10 > 0:20:12If a kid leaves a pair of pants or socks on the floor,
0:20:12 > 0:20:14Sockalophagus can eat it and, well,
0:20:14 > 0:20:16he gets bigger and stronger and meaner.
0:20:16 > 0:20:20- LAUGHING - That's it? Your biggest fear?
0:20:20 > 0:20:24Some made-up underpants-based monster? Bring it on.
0:20:24 > 0:20:27I am not scared of that, no.
0:20:27 > 0:20:30Who's woken me up?
0:20:30 > 0:20:33What's going on?
0:20:33 > 0:20:35RUN!
0:20:35 > 0:20:37Ah! Spot of lunch?
0:20:37 > 0:20:39Come here, mate.
0:20:39 > 0:20:41EATING NOISILY
0:20:41 > 0:20:42He's eaten Buck.
0:20:42 > 0:20:45Well, maybe he won't be so sniffy about Sockalophagus now.
0:20:45 > 0:20:47No kidding.
0:20:47 > 0:20:49He's actually delicious, that little fella.
0:20:49 > 0:20:51BUCK: Ooh, it really stinks in here.
0:20:51 > 0:20:54Buck! Are you all right?
0:20:54 > 0:20:57Well, I have just been eaten by a monster.
0:20:57 > 0:20:59It's a fair point.
0:20:59 > 0:21:03A monster? That seems a little unkind.
0:21:03 > 0:21:05- - Well, do something. - - Like what?
0:21:05 > 0:21:09I'm not a monster. I'm just, you know, misunderstood.
0:21:10 > 0:21:13The stuff Future Rufus gave me.
0:21:14 > 0:21:1650p.
0:21:17 > 0:21:19- - How's that going to help? - - It doesn't.
0:21:19 > 0:21:20MONSTER BURPS
0:21:20 > 0:21:22Excusez moi!
0:21:22 > 0:21:25This is the worst smell imaginable.
0:21:25 > 0:21:27That's it!
0:21:31 > 0:21:32Where are you going?
0:21:32 > 0:21:34I know, I should have thought of this before.
0:21:34 > 0:21:37- Who's he talking to? - WHISTLE
0:21:37 > 0:21:39What can I do for you, mate?
0:21:39 > 0:21:41It's time to clean up your act.
0:21:41 > 0:21:43Hey, man, don't get heavy, yeah?
0:21:43 > 0:21:46Can we not talk and... GULPS
0:21:46 > 0:21:49Oh, that is revolting!
0:21:50 > 0:21:56Oh, man! Why did you have to do that?
0:21:56 > 0:22:00Oh, brilliant! You're a genius! You've washed him - he's nice and clean.
0:22:00 > 0:22:03You'll be popular at parties, but my friend is still inside.
0:22:03 > 0:22:04Think about it.
0:22:04 > 0:22:08Sockalophagus is all about the stinking, so a bar of soap should...
0:22:08 > 0:22:11- ..Really mess him up. - MONSTER BURPS
0:22:11 > 0:22:15Oh, man, I'm coming over a bit strange.
0:22:15 > 0:22:20Oh, I'm sorry. Ugh, that smell's really revolting.
0:22:25 > 0:22:29Aaaagghhh!
0:22:29 > 0:22:33BURPS Ah, I feel a bit better, man.
0:22:35 > 0:22:37You're alive!
0:22:37 > 0:22:40And you stink!
0:22:40 > 0:22:43Yes, I have just been eaten by a monster
0:22:43 > 0:22:47made entirely of dirty underpants. What do you expect?
0:22:47 > 0:22:50Oh, there you go with the monster thing again.
0:22:50 > 0:22:52- - It's good to have you back. - - Sorry about that.
0:22:52 > 0:22:53Absolutely!
0:22:53 > 0:22:56- - Come on, let's get out of here. - - Hey, guys, you come back, yeah?
0:22:56 > 0:22:59We could have, like, a proper party.
0:22:59 > 0:23:01I could get some lights up and everything.
0:23:01 > 0:23:04Oh, they've gone. Never mind. OK.
0:23:04 > 0:23:07Now...the time has come
0:23:07 > 0:23:13to unleash my army of evil twins.
0:23:13 > 0:23:14In five...
0:23:14 > 0:23:16four...
0:23:16 > 0:23:17three...
0:23:17 > 0:23:20What is it with evil people and countdowns?
0:23:20 > 0:23:23One moment, evil but handsome.
0:23:23 > 0:23:25Well, original Rufus.
0:23:25 > 0:23:27That was predictable.
0:23:27 > 0:23:29You made it. I knew you would.
0:23:29 > 0:23:31What is that smell?
0:23:31 > 0:23:33Don't ask.
0:23:33 > 0:23:37So, how did you find my chamber of fears?
0:23:37 > 0:23:38It was nothing.
0:23:40 > 0:23:44I suppose you're here to interrupt my plan to take over the multiverse.
0:23:44 > 0:23:45And to get him a shower.
0:23:45 > 0:23:49Well, seeing as how you've come all this way,
0:23:49 > 0:23:51let me give you a chance.
0:23:54 > 0:23:55In your hand you'll find two buttons.
0:23:55 > 0:23:58One of them destroys the cloning machine
0:23:58 > 0:24:02and all of the clones it created, including me.
0:24:02 > 0:24:04Right?
0:24:04 > 0:24:08The other one controls the laser above my head.
0:24:08 > 0:24:11Press that and it'll destroy everyone here.
0:24:11 > 0:24:14Except me, of course.
0:24:15 > 0:24:18I hate to admit it, but he does have style.
0:24:20 > 0:24:21All right.
0:24:21 > 0:24:25Well, come on. Press a button.
0:24:25 > 0:24:28Or else I'll just pull the lever,
0:24:28 > 0:24:31unleash my army of evil twins
0:24:31 > 0:24:34and press the button that destroys you all anyway.
0:24:34 > 0:24:38Well, it's a 50/50 guess.
0:24:38 > 0:24:42But it's not, is it? You know my favourite colour's green.
0:24:42 > 0:24:44Yes, and I know that you know
0:24:44 > 0:24:47that I know green is your favourite colour.
0:24:47 > 0:24:52- - So, whichever button I pick... - - You'll lose.
0:24:52 > 0:24:54Fun, isn't it?
0:24:58 > 0:25:00Buck, Gelina, you choose.
0:25:00 > 0:25:03Oh, no! I've already been eaten today.
0:25:03 > 0:25:05I'm not getting involved in this.
0:25:05 > 0:25:08And if I destroy the whole world, I'll never hear the end of it.
0:25:10 > 0:25:11Right.
0:25:15 > 0:25:17Wait!
0:25:19 > 0:25:2150p.
0:25:23 > 0:25:26I'd like to...
0:25:26 > 0:25:28buy your machine?
0:25:36 > 0:25:37No.
0:25:37 > 0:25:39No. Didn't think that was it.
0:25:41 > 0:25:45Hang on! You know which button I'd choose,
0:25:45 > 0:25:49but you don't know which button the coin would choose.
0:25:49 > 0:25:51Well, um...
0:25:51 > 0:25:56If I flip a coin, it's entirely at random. You can't know the outcome.
0:25:56 > 0:25:58Wait! Um...
0:25:58 > 0:26:00No! Too late for that now.
0:26:00 > 0:26:02That wouldn't work because...
0:26:02 > 0:26:05Heads for red, tails for green.
0:26:05 > 0:26:07No! Wait!
0:26:13 > 0:26:15CRACKLING
0:26:15 > 0:26:16Oops!
0:26:16 > 0:26:19You almost had me there.
0:26:23 > 0:26:28Yeah, or I could just toss the coin into the machine and break it.
0:26:32 > 0:26:33She's gonna blow!
0:26:36 > 0:26:40Oh, bum handle.
0:26:41 > 0:26:43Come on, Steve. Move!
0:26:52 > 0:26:54No!
0:26:54 > 0:26:56He was my BFF.
0:26:56 > 0:26:58Who scuppered your plans, took you prisoner
0:26:58 > 0:27:00and just got your cloning machine destroyed.
0:27:00 > 0:27:03Well? Nobody's perfect.
0:27:07 > 0:27:09Still a little bit "hoo-hoo"!
0:27:09 > 0:27:10Put it there.
0:27:14 > 0:27:20Oh, no! You can't reach your precious reset button from there.
0:27:20 > 0:27:21You won't beat me.
0:27:21 > 0:27:23I just did.
0:27:23 > 0:27:26Well, I'm not losing to the good you and the evil you in the same day.
0:27:26 > 0:27:28No!
0:27:30 > 0:27:31FAST REWIND
0:27:31 > 0:27:33Evil Rufus
0:27:33 > 0:27:34is in charge.
0:27:36 > 0:27:38Mmm! Broccoli!
0:27:38 > 0:27:41Good always wins.
0:27:43 > 0:27:45Everybody relax - I'm here.
0:27:45 > 0:27:50Ah, well. I'm definitely gonna beat him tomorrow.
0:27:50 > 0:27:52Or is that today?
0:27:54 > 0:27:57# You're seeing double
0:27:57 > 0:27:59# Now there's two of you
0:28:00 > 0:28:03# One of you's in trouble
0:28:04 > 0:28:06# Now there's two of you
0:28:06 > 0:28:07# Two of you. #