Eggy Breath

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0:00:02 > 0:00:04GENTLE MUSIC

0:00:11 > 0:00:14This pencil tastes like monkeys.

0:00:15 > 0:00:17SNORES

0:00:17 > 0:00:19DISCORDANT MUSIC

0:00:20 > 0:00:23'That's me - Rufus Hound.

0:00:25 > 0:00:26'I'm a television presenter...

0:00:26 > 0:00:30'and every day I save the world.'

0:00:30 > 0:00:31Ah!

0:00:31 > 0:00:37See him? Well, this ugly dipstick is the evil Dr Muhaha...

0:00:37 > 0:00:39It's pronounced "Muhahaha".

0:00:39 > 0:00:41...and his geeky sidekick, Steve.

0:00:41 > 0:00:43Shall I?

0:00:44 > 0:00:48Every day he comes up with some new plan to conquer us,

0:00:48 > 0:00:50and every day I stop him.

0:00:52 > 0:00:55What? Someone's got to do it. And that's not the half of it.

0:00:55 > 0:00:58If at the end of the day I have beaten him, well,

0:00:58 > 0:01:02he just hits rewind, and the whole day goes back to the beginning.

0:01:02 > 0:01:03FAST REWIND

0:01:05 > 0:01:08GENTLE MUSIC

0:01:08 > 0:01:11- DISCORDANT MUSIC - Not again!

0:01:11 > 0:01:12Whoa!

0:01:13 > 0:01:15'Right, off to my first day at work...

0:01:15 > 0:01:17'again!'

0:01:17 > 0:01:20So, you think I'd know exactly what's going to happen.

0:01:22 > 0:01:23Morning!

0:01:23 > 0:01:25Unfortunately, it's not always that simple,

0:01:25 > 0:01:29because Dr Mu's always coming up with a new plan.

0:01:29 > 0:01:33Luckily, whatever world I'm in, these two always turn up to help.

0:01:33 > 0:01:36The only thing is, I never know what they're going to look like.

0:01:37 > 0:01:41Last but by no means least is this good-looking chap.

0:01:41 > 0:01:44That's me, from years ahead in the future.

0:01:44 > 0:01:46Future Rufus likes to think he's helping,

0:01:46 > 0:01:50but sometimes I'm not so sure it's not his fault I'm in this mess.

0:01:50 > 0:01:53So that's it, in a nutshell.

0:01:53 > 0:01:56You never know, maybe one day I'll wake up and it'll be tomorrow.

0:01:56 > 0:01:58BIRD CAWS

0:02:00 > 0:02:03Or at the very least, I'll remember about that bird.

0:02:16 > 0:02:17OINKING

0:02:26 > 0:02:28Everybody relax - I'm here.

0:02:28 > 0:02:31Oh, it's the new guy! Hi there, I'm Gill.

0:02:31 > 0:02:33Hiya, I'm Barry.

0:02:33 > 0:02:35That's odd - have I met you before?

0:02:35 > 0:02:37No, we've not been formally introduced,

0:02:37 > 0:02:40but I did once break wind in a lift you were standing in.

0:02:41 > 0:02:44Well, come on, then, we haven't got all day.

0:03:22 > 0:03:25'Initiating ejection sequence, over.

0:03:28 > 0:03:30'Commencing rear valve expulsion.'

0:03:46 > 0:03:48- DIRECTOR:- '30 seconds to show time.'

0:03:51 > 0:03:54- So this experiment? - HE BURPS

0:03:56 > 0:04:01It's really exciting, actually. It's called a reverser ray.

0:04:01 > 0:04:02- It turns things into their opposite...- BURP!

0:04:02 > 0:04:05..so turns black white or hard things into soft.

0:04:05 > 0:04:09You see that? That was a man-eating shark.

0:04:09 > 0:04:12No way! Really?

0:04:12 > 0:04:15Here's something we did earlier.

0:04:15 > 0:04:17We used the reverser ray on these school dinners,

0:04:17 > 0:04:19and it turned them into sweets.

0:04:19 > 0:04:22Unfortunately they still tasted horrible,

0:04:22 > 0:04:24but we're going to try the experiment again today.

0:04:24 > 0:04:27- Now, the thing to remember is... DIRECTOR:- 'Ten seconds.'

0:04:27 > 0:04:29Oh, don't worry! You'll work it out.

0:04:29 > 0:04:30But what if I...?

0:04:30 > 0:04:32You'll be fine. Nothing will go wrong.

0:04:32 > 0:04:34- DIRECTOR:- 'And in five...' - HE BURPS

0:04:34 > 0:04:36- '..four...three...' - Eugh!- Go!

0:04:37 > 0:04:39- Oh! - DIRECTOR:- On air.

0:04:43 > 0:04:45Hello, and welcome to FunLab.

0:04:45 > 0:04:48The show that puts the fizz into physics...

0:04:48 > 0:04:49The mystery into chemistry...

0:04:49 > 0:04:51And the "Oh, gee" into biology.

0:04:51 > 0:04:56And kicking off today's experiment is brand-new presenter Rory Hound.

0:04:56 > 0:04:59Yeah, thanks...Jenny!

0:04:59 > 0:05:01Rufus Hound here...

0:05:01 > 0:05:03'And just as I'm getting going,

0:05:03 > 0:05:06'my meddling future self turns up to ruin my day.'

0:05:08 > 0:05:11All you have to do is press the button here on the front and...

0:05:12 > 0:05:14Wah!

0:05:16 > 0:05:17Rudolf?

0:05:22 > 0:05:25'Sorry, we have a technical hitch. FunLab will resume shortly.'

0:05:33 > 0:05:34You see, Steve,

0:05:34 > 0:05:38I'm such an evil genius, I sometimes surprise even myself.

0:05:38 > 0:05:41I mean, I'm bringing their entire planet to its knees

0:05:41 > 0:05:42and I'm not even sweating.

0:05:42 > 0:05:45See how they cower before my might,

0:05:45 > 0:05:48but what they don't know is the worst is yet to come.

0:05:54 > 0:05:57I said, "See how they cower."

0:05:58 > 0:05:59- Steve.- What?

0:05:59 > 0:06:02Will you come and look at them cowering, please?

0:06:07 > 0:06:09Oh, yeah, very good(!)

0:06:09 > 0:06:12What's wrong now? Steve, you're so negative.

0:06:12 > 0:06:14You take the fun out of everything.

0:06:14 > 0:06:16It stinks here.

0:06:16 > 0:06:18It sti...?

0:06:18 > 0:06:22Of course it stinks. The entire planet is made from rubbish.

0:06:22 > 0:06:23What do you expect it to smell of?

0:06:23 > 0:06:26- I'm just saying...- Be quiet.

0:06:26 > 0:06:28Or I'll have you smeared in jam and custard

0:06:28 > 0:06:31and served up as trifle to the Zulterian nose gypsies, yes.

0:06:31 > 0:06:34- Actually, they don't like custard. - Pardon?

0:06:34 > 0:06:37The Zulterian nose gypsies? They're lactose intolerant?

0:06:42 > 0:06:43Keith!

0:06:45 > 0:06:47'So now I'm off to meet my future self,

0:06:47 > 0:06:50'so he can send me on some harebrained mission.'

0:06:56 > 0:06:58Looking good!

0:06:58 > 0:06:59Why do you do this?

0:06:59 > 0:07:01- I enjoy it.- I don't.

0:07:01 > 0:07:05You will, one day. I know that for a fact.

0:07:05 > 0:07:07Look, just cos you're me from the future, doesn't...

0:07:07 > 0:07:10- Yeah, yeah, look, take these. - A handful of sweets?

0:07:10 > 0:07:13These aren't just normal sweets, Rufus,

0:07:13 > 0:07:16- so be sure to use them wisely.- How?

0:07:17 > 0:07:18A-hem!

0:07:18 > 0:07:22Be thoughtful and dear, and the purpose is clear.

0:07:22 > 0:07:23A-hem!

0:07:23 > 0:07:25What are you...

0:07:25 > 0:07:27even going on about?

0:07:27 > 0:07:29You'll work it out.

0:07:29 > 0:07:30You really enjoy this, don't you?

0:07:30 > 0:07:32Yeah.

0:07:40 > 0:07:42DR MU: Here he is.

0:07:42 > 0:07:43Yes, Dr Mu.

0:07:43 > 0:07:45The robotic equivalent of blancmange,

0:07:45 > 0:07:49by which I mean, he's useless and no-one likes him.

0:07:49 > 0:07:51That's very unkind, Dr Mu.

0:07:51 > 0:07:55You may be an evil genius, but some of us have feelings.

0:07:55 > 0:07:58Besides, my therapist told me that I...

0:07:58 > 0:07:59Now, Keith.

0:08:00 > 0:08:03I've got something for you.

0:08:03 > 0:08:05Really? What are you doing, Dr Mu?

0:08:05 > 0:08:08Ooh, you're tinkering with my back, ooh!

0:08:08 > 0:08:12It's an evil upgrade from my evil robot lab.

0:08:12 > 0:08:13But why, Dr Mu?

0:08:13 > 0:08:16- Well, there's no point you having all these- evil- weapons

0:08:16 > 0:08:18- if you haven't got the- evil- guts to use them.

0:08:18 > 0:08:22- There. It's currently installing. - Ooh! Ooh!

0:08:22 > 0:08:24I think it's working.

0:08:25 > 0:08:27- (IN LOWER VOICE)- Exterminate!

0:08:27 > 0:08:29Well!

0:08:30 > 0:08:33Yes, not very original, but, well, it's a start.

0:08:33 > 0:08:38Now, I've installed a voice-activated transporter,

0:08:38 > 0:08:43which means you appear whenever we call your name three times.

0:08:43 > 0:08:44Exterminate!

0:08:44 > 0:08:46- Oh, do stop that.- Yes, master.

0:08:46 > 0:08:49Oh, for heaven's sake, have you heard me call your name three times?

0:08:49 > 0:08:51- No, master. - Well, get lost, then.

0:08:51 > 0:08:56- Right. Kill, kill, I'm going to go and kill things.- Agh!

0:08:56 > 0:08:59I think he's getting the knack of this evil thing.

0:09:19 > 0:09:21You stand right where you are, dude.

0:09:21 > 0:09:22Tell us your name, yeah.

0:09:22 > 0:09:26Rufus Hound of Planet Earth at your...disposal!

0:09:26 > 0:09:29So you're, like, not one of them guards, then.

0:09:29 > 0:09:31No.

0:09:31 > 0:09:32Safe.

0:09:34 > 0:09:37Then I'm Buck, and this is Gelina of da resistance movement.

0:09:37 > 0:09:41The resistance movement where? Planet Stink?

0:09:41 > 0:09:45You're on Flotsam, a junk asteroid, a planet made from anything

0:09:45 > 0:09:47that's been thrown away anywhere in the multiverse.

0:09:47 > 0:09:49So what's Dr Mu's ship doing

0:09:49 > 0:09:52hanging round a planet that's made entirely of junk?

0:09:52 > 0:09:54He came here to extract the grot particle, innit?

0:09:54 > 0:09:56The what particle innit?

0:09:56 > 0:09:58The grot particle.

0:09:58 > 0:10:01A microscopic subatomic matter responsible for bad smells.

0:10:01 > 0:10:03He extracted it from the rubbish mines here

0:10:03 > 0:10:06and now he's beaming it straight back down to Earth.

0:10:06 > 0:10:08Not only is it polluting the atmosphere there,

0:10:08 > 0:10:10but it's like a virus, yeah.

0:10:10 > 0:10:12It gets inside human beings and spreads,

0:10:12 > 0:10:15making their breath unbelievably bad, you get me?

0:10:15 > 0:10:18That's where I've smelt this smell before -

0:10:18 > 0:10:19Barry's breath this morning.

0:10:19 > 0:10:22Know what I mean? If he succeeds, yeah,

0:10:22 > 0:10:24then everyone on Earth will have bad breath.

0:10:24 > 0:10:27Like a planet populated with people

0:10:27 > 0:10:29who have only eaten Brussels sprouts.

0:10:29 > 0:10:31Yeah, but that's not the worst of it, though.

0:10:31 > 0:10:35Once it reaches toxic levels there's nothing for it.

0:10:35 > 0:10:37The smell is going to be so bad

0:10:37 > 0:10:39the whole Earth is going to have to be evacuated.

0:10:39 > 0:10:42So how long do we have till that happens?

0:10:42 > 0:10:44He activated the ray about four hours ago,

0:10:44 > 0:10:46so that means we got, like...

0:10:46 > 0:10:47Yeah, hold on.

0:10:47 > 0:10:53Yeah, hold on, bruv, 17 minutes and 41 seconds to stop him.

0:10:54 > 0:10:57Well, what are we doing hanging round here?

0:10:57 > 0:10:59Let's go and save Planet Earth. Again.

0:10:59 > 0:11:02Easier said than done, bruv.

0:11:09 > 0:11:12Britain stinks!

0:11:12 > 0:11:16That's the latest from officials who claim the eggy breath phenomenon

0:11:16 > 0:11:20is spreading faster and more widely than previously anticipated.

0:11:20 > 0:11:23Baffled scientists describe the smell as

0:11:23 > 0:11:29"a cross between rotten eggs and a public toilet on a hot day".

0:11:32 > 0:11:34And they said it couldn't be done.

0:11:34 > 0:11:35Who did?

0:11:35 > 0:11:37Actually, you did, Steve.

0:11:38 > 0:11:41Well, your plans do have a habit of going wrong.

0:11:41 > 0:11:44I always knew my bad breath ray would work.

0:11:44 > 0:11:46All I needed was enough grot

0:11:46 > 0:11:48to charge the ray to saturate the Earth's atmosphere,

0:11:48 > 0:11:52and that is what I have here.

0:11:52 > 0:11:55Takes a bajillion tons of rubbish just to create one drop,

0:11:55 > 0:11:58and now I have enough to ensure

0:11:58 > 0:12:02that no human will ever be able to speak to each other face to face

0:12:02 > 0:12:04ever again.

0:12:06 > 0:12:08Yes.

0:12:08 > 0:12:12Society will fall apart, and they will beg me to lead them.

0:12:12 > 0:12:14Or they could just eat mints or use mouthwash.

0:12:14 > 0:12:18Grot is more powerful than mints or mouthwash.

0:12:18 > 0:12:21Whatever. When can we go home? It stinks.

0:12:21 > 0:12:22Be patient, Steve.

0:12:22 > 0:12:24The ray's only been on for four hours.

0:12:24 > 0:12:26It has yet to reach toxic levels.

0:12:26 > 0:12:31So by my calculations that's another 16 minutes and 23 seconds.

0:12:31 > 0:12:33Hm, exactly.

0:12:36 > 0:12:38Here you are, my beauty.

0:12:59 > 0:13:01Identify yourself.

0:13:01 > 0:13:03Er, robot guards...think.

0:13:03 > 0:13:06You confuse them, makes them short-circuit their brains.

0:13:06 > 0:13:08This always works.

0:13:08 > 0:13:12Good day, stout yeoman! My name is Dr Muhahaha.

0:13:12 > 0:13:13Ha.

0:13:13 > 0:13:14No, it's not.

0:13:14 > 0:13:15What's not?

0:13:15 > 0:13:18You're not Dr Muhahahaha.

0:13:18 > 0:13:20I never said I was.

0:13:20 > 0:13:22- Yes, you did.- Did what?

0:13:22 > 0:13:25You said you were Dr Muhahahahaha.

0:13:25 > 0:13:26I am, and so are they.

0:13:27 > 0:13:29You know what I think?

0:13:29 > 0:13:30No.

0:13:30 > 0:13:33I think you're trying to confuse us.

0:13:34 > 0:13:36To make us short-circuit.

0:13:36 > 0:13:40Who? Me? No!

0:13:40 > 0:13:42Well, it's not going to work.

0:13:42 > 0:13:43Oh, dear.

0:13:43 > 0:13:45Recycle.

0:13:45 > 0:13:46Recycle. Recycle.

0:13:46 > 0:13:48- Hold me. - This ain't no time for no cuddles.

0:13:48 > 0:13:50Recycle. Recycle.

0:13:50 > 0:13:51Just hold me.

0:13:57 > 0:13:59ALARM BLARES

0:14:00 > 0:14:03Steve, get down to the surface and find out what's happening.

0:14:03 > 0:14:05There seems to be a problem.

0:14:05 > 0:14:07But it really smells.

0:14:07 > 0:14:08Just do it.

0:14:09 > 0:14:12And Steve? I'm going for a nap.

0:14:12 > 0:14:14Being an evil genius is very tiring.

0:14:20 > 0:14:23Nice one, fridge face, you let them get away.

0:14:23 > 0:14:26Well, I'm not taking the blame for it, not this time.

0:14:30 > 0:14:31Hello.

0:14:31 > 0:14:34What seems to be the problem here?

0:14:35 > 0:14:37Another intruder.

0:14:37 > 0:14:41No, no, I'm not an intruder. I work for Dr Muhahaha.

0:14:41 > 0:14:45Oh, nice one, nice one. You think I'm going to fall for that again?

0:14:45 > 0:14:50You think it's so easy to make a robot short-circuit, don't you?

0:14:50 > 0:14:52What are you talking about?

0:14:54 > 0:14:56Get her!

0:14:57 > 0:14:58No...no, no!

0:14:58 > 0:15:01No, no, no, no...no, no... Agh!

0:15:05 > 0:15:06Mu's headquarters, yeah?

0:15:06 > 0:15:08We gotta find the grot particle.

0:15:08 > 0:15:10Then we stand a good chance of stoppin' him.

0:15:10 > 0:15:12We should be out in five minutes.

0:15:12 > 0:15:16- What does this thing look like?- Ah!

0:15:16 > 0:15:19That didn't sound like a good "Ah".

0:15:19 > 0:15:23- Well, this is the problem. - We don't know, bruv.

0:15:24 > 0:15:27- Right. Phone a friend?- What?

0:15:27 > 0:15:30It's an Earth thing. Never mind.

0:15:30 > 0:15:31Right.

0:15:31 > 0:15:33I'm not joking.

0:15:33 > 0:15:37I am actually your boss.

0:15:37 > 0:15:38So, you let me go right now,

0:15:38 > 0:15:41we'll forget about this whole silly thing.

0:15:43 > 0:15:44I'm not laughing.

0:15:47 > 0:15:50- You'll be sorry for that. - THEY LAUGH

0:15:50 > 0:15:52I mean it.

0:16:10 > 0:16:14Oh, no, we haven't got long. Look!

0:16:14 > 0:16:16The ray's almost reached toxic levels.

0:16:16 > 0:16:18The Earth is going to be uninhabitable.

0:16:19 > 0:16:22Think. If you were Mu, where would you put it?

0:16:24 > 0:16:26That's it.

0:16:26 > 0:16:31The grot particle. It must be there. Rufus, respect! You found it.

0:16:31 > 0:16:34Wicked! Let's destroy it and get out of here.

0:16:34 > 0:16:36Exterminate!

0:16:37 > 0:16:41- Exterminate! - It's all right, it's only Keith.

0:16:41 > 0:16:43Rufus Hound and dissidents of Planet Flotsam.

0:16:43 > 0:16:48- What did they do to you? - Prepare to be terminated.

0:16:48 > 0:16:51- In ten...nine... - It's not working.

0:16:51 > 0:16:52Eight...

0:16:52 > 0:16:57This is your last chance to let me go and say sorry.

0:16:59 > 0:17:03You asked for it. Keith, Keith, Keith.

0:17:05 > 0:17:06Five...four...

0:17:06 > 0:17:10- Three...two... - It's been nice knowing you, yeah?

0:17:10 > 0:17:11One.

0:17:14 > 0:17:19You called my name three times. How can I help?

0:17:19 > 0:17:21Look what you did.

0:17:21 > 0:17:23Do you think you might have gone over the top?

0:17:23 > 0:17:24CAT MIAOWS

0:17:24 > 0:17:26Negative.

0:17:28 > 0:17:31Don't know how I feel about this new Keith, if I'm honest.

0:17:34 > 0:17:36D'you think he's comin' back?

0:17:36 > 0:17:39Who cares? Let's destroy this thing and get out.

0:17:39 > 0:17:41But it's not as simple as that, though.

0:17:41 > 0:17:44It's never as simple as that, though.

0:17:45 > 0:17:48All right. I'm listening. Why?

0:17:48 > 0:17:50The ray's been targeted at Earth

0:17:50 > 0:17:51for over four hours now, yeah?

0:17:51 > 0:17:54The process is already nearly complete.

0:17:54 > 0:17:55What we need to do, yeah,

0:17:55 > 0:18:00is figure out a way to reverse the whole process, innit!

0:18:01 > 0:18:05Well, all right. Well, let's think of something.

0:18:10 > 0:18:11I know!

0:18:12 > 0:18:15What about if everyone just stopped breathing?

0:18:16 > 0:18:20Yeah, don't think that's really a long-term solution.

0:18:20 > 0:18:23We gotta keep thinking, yeah, and quick.

0:18:32 > 0:18:35Eugh! This is horrible.

0:18:35 > 0:18:40I'm getting cold chicken, lumpy gravy, really horrible mash.

0:18:40 > 0:18:42Sounds like some dirty school dinner.

0:18:42 > 0:18:43Innit!

0:18:43 > 0:18:46'It turns things into their opposite.'

0:18:50 > 0:18:53School dinner! That's how we defeat Dr Mu.

0:18:53 > 0:18:54Buck, you're a genius! Wait here.

0:18:54 > 0:18:56I'll be back.

0:19:03 > 0:19:06There. I've reversed the upgrade.

0:19:06 > 0:19:09I preferred you before. You were a lot less dangerous.

0:19:09 > 0:19:11I want to teach the world to sing, Steve.

0:19:11 > 0:19:14But don't let Dr Muhahaha know, though.

0:19:14 > 0:19:18Mu's got all the grot he needs now. This plan might actually work.

0:19:18 > 0:19:20Yup, yup, yup, yup, no.

0:19:20 > 0:19:23SHE LAUGHS

0:19:26 > 0:19:30He's strutting around like a hero, we're stuck in here.

0:19:30 > 0:19:34- He knows what he's doin'.- We are the resistance. We should resist.

0:19:34 > 0:19:37There's gotta be something we can do. Come on.

0:19:37 > 0:19:39Check it. Check it out.

0:19:48 > 0:19:51- Oh, Rowan, I thought you were... - Gill, where's the ray?

0:19:51 > 0:19:53- SHE BURPS - The reverser ray.

0:19:53 > 0:19:56- TV:- 'The planet is now officially on a state of alert.

0:19:56 > 0:20:00'Sources close to the Prime Minister, but not too close, say

0:20:00 > 0:20:03'that if the eggy breath continues to worsen,

0:20:03 > 0:20:04'it is only a matter of time

0:20:04 > 0:20:07'until the total collapse of world order.'

0:20:12 > 0:20:16- Check it out, dude. - That is, like, well ring.

0:20:16 > 0:20:18I'll take that.

0:20:19 > 0:20:21Oh, impressive, isn't it?

0:20:21 > 0:20:24You don't scare us, dude.

0:20:24 > 0:20:25I will do.

0:20:26 > 0:20:29Where is Rufus Hound?

0:20:30 > 0:20:33You expect us to talk, Dr Muhaha-hoo-doo?

0:20:33 > 0:20:36No, I expect you to cry...

0:20:36 > 0:20:40as I unleash my evil torture machine on you.

0:20:40 > 0:20:42HE LAUGHS

0:20:42 > 0:20:46Keith! Keith! Keith!

0:20:47 > 0:20:49Where is he?

0:20:49 > 0:20:53Keith! Keith! Keith!

0:20:55 > 0:20:58Keith! Keith! Keith!

0:20:58 > 0:21:02Well, Steve, no-one ever listens to a word I say.

0:21:02 > 0:21:06I just feel under-appreciated.

0:21:06 > 0:21:09Like he doesn't really get me.

0:21:09 > 0:21:10You know?

0:21:10 > 0:21:14It's like with Dr Mu, he interrupts everything I say.

0:21:14 > 0:21:17It's like I start speaking, and then he...

0:21:17 > 0:21:19- Definitely, he definitely does. - Oh, OK.

0:21:22 > 0:21:26Must be heading back. His Highness will be wanting his supper.

0:21:26 > 0:21:30OK, Steve, never mind what I was saying. What's the point?

0:21:30 > 0:21:32So, let me get this straight.

0:21:32 > 0:21:34You've been travelling through dimensions

0:21:34 > 0:21:37fighting battles with a megalomaniac who plans

0:21:37 > 0:21:41- to conquer us by making everybody's breath smell.- In a nutshell.

0:21:41 > 0:21:44- What do you want me to do? - Listen very carefully.

0:21:44 > 0:21:47Keith! Keith! Keith!

0:21:47 > 0:21:48Ah!

0:21:48 > 0:21:50Mm, I know.

0:21:52 > 0:21:53There you are.

0:21:53 > 0:21:55I've been calling and calling.

0:21:55 > 0:21:56Didn't you hear me?

0:21:56 > 0:21:58No, sorry, Dr Mu.

0:21:58 > 0:22:01Never mind. Begin the evil torture

0:22:01 > 0:22:03with your evil laser wheel.

0:22:03 > 0:22:07- Ah, right. Slight problem there. - What?

0:22:07 > 0:22:09Well, where are the lasers?

0:22:09 > 0:22:11I spent a fortune on the lasers.

0:22:11 > 0:22:14I wanted you to take her toes off one by one. Now what?

0:22:14 > 0:22:19This is much more evil, Dr Mu. It's a "Tickle 2000".

0:22:21 > 0:22:23- Really?- Yeah.

0:22:23 > 0:22:25All right, well, I suppose you'd better

0:22:25 > 0:22:27take her shoes off one by one.

0:22:27 > 0:22:32Righto. And, er...this might... hurt a tiny bit.

0:22:32 > 0:22:35- And it's going to be... - GELINA: Yo, get off me, dude.

0:22:35 > 0:22:39No, stop it! No, stop! SHE LAUGHS

0:22:40 > 0:22:42How delicious!

0:22:43 > 0:22:45Well done, Keith!

0:22:50 > 0:22:54Gill, you've got to send it through to me in exactly...

0:22:54 > 0:22:56GILL: Five minutes.

0:22:56 > 0:22:57Five minutes.

0:22:57 > 0:23:01- Wow! We're going to save the world, eh?- Yeah.

0:23:01 > 0:23:05We are, hopefully.

0:23:10 > 0:23:12It's a bit weird, isn't it?

0:23:15 > 0:23:17It's done, it's done.

0:23:17 > 0:23:20All sorted. Dr Mu is not coming back from...

0:23:21 > 0:23:23He's behind me.

0:23:23 > 0:23:24Hound.

0:23:24 > 0:23:27I wondered when you'd turn up.

0:23:27 > 0:23:30Go on, Keith, get him.

0:23:30 > 0:23:31- All right, Dr Mu. - HE GROWLS

0:23:32 > 0:23:36Well, come on. Laser him, or nuke him or something.

0:23:36 > 0:23:37- Oh, yeah, OK. - GROWLS LOWER

0:23:37 > 0:23:38What are you doing?

0:23:38 > 0:23:42I was going to give him a really hard stare, Dr Mu.

0:23:42 > 0:23:44I'll have serious words with that evil robot lab.

0:23:44 > 0:23:46There's a portal, so I'll just...

0:23:47 > 0:23:49After him!

0:23:50 > 0:23:53# Working in the trash, man Digging out the grot

0:23:53 > 0:23:56# Down in the dumps Wondering where it's going to stop

0:23:56 > 0:24:00# Load it into weapons Fire it at mankind

0:24:00 > 0:24:04# Watch 'em start to stink Just like old cheese rind

0:24:04 > 0:24:08# Bad breath Nobody can talk face to face

0:24:11 > 0:24:15# Bad breath Down fell the whole human race

0:24:15 > 0:24:20# Muhahaha! Muhahaha-hahaha!

0:24:21 > 0:24:23# Muhahaha! #

0:24:25 > 0:24:28- You couldn't do as you were told, could you?- Me?

0:24:28 > 0:24:29You gotta follow orders,

0:24:29 > 0:24:32or things are going to come crashing down on top of you.

0:24:37 > 0:24:39Oh! Er!

0:24:39 > 0:24:41That's really going to hurt. Sorry!

0:24:47 > 0:24:49EVIL LAUGHING

0:24:50 > 0:24:52You are too late, Rufus Hound.

0:24:52 > 0:24:55I've already brought your pathetic little planet to its knees

0:24:55 > 0:24:58using my evil breath ray,

0:24:58 > 0:25:00and in just 30 seconds,

0:25:00 > 0:25:05my evil breath ray will finally reach toxic levels...

0:25:05 > 0:25:06HE LAUGHS

0:25:06 > 0:25:09..making your pathetic little planet uninhabitable,

0:25:09 > 0:25:12and Earth will be mine.

0:25:12 > 0:25:15So then you'll be the ruler of a really stinky planet.

0:25:15 > 0:25:17Well done(!) Cool(!)

0:25:17 > 0:25:18You may mock.

0:25:18 > 0:25:21May we, though! Right, you wearing your grandma's brooch!

0:25:21 > 0:25:24- THEY LAUGH - You got skin where your hair should be!

0:25:24 > 0:25:25Silence, fools!

0:25:25 > 0:25:29Hound, I'm glad you're here to witness the demise

0:25:29 > 0:25:31of your pathetic little planet.

0:25:31 > 0:25:35Steve, let the show commence.

0:25:36 > 0:25:39EVIL LAUGHING

0:25:47 > 0:25:50Earth is mine at last.

0:25:50 > 0:25:54I am a genius, I thank you.

0:25:54 > 0:25:57You're an idiot and you're welcome.

0:26:00 > 0:26:01Trying to go somewhere?

0:26:01 > 0:26:08No, I'm just expecting a delivery, which should be coming any minute...

0:26:09 > 0:26:11..now.

0:26:12 > 0:26:14Everyone breathe in.

0:26:18 > 0:26:20I can't believe this worked.

0:26:24 > 0:26:26What on Earth are you doing now?

0:26:26 > 0:26:30This? Oh, it's just a simple reverser ray,

0:26:30 > 0:26:32turns everything into its opposite,

0:26:32 > 0:26:35so by firing at your grot particle, what was grot is now...

0:26:36 > 0:26:37..not.

0:26:45 > 0:26:46What?

0:26:52 > 0:26:56Looks like I win again, Muhahahaha-h-hee-hee-h-hoo-hoo!

0:26:56 > 0:27:01No, his name's Dr Muhaha... Oh, you probably knew that.

0:27:01 > 0:27:02Never mind.

0:27:02 > 0:27:03Hound?

0:27:03 > 0:27:06Go on, then, hit your big red button.

0:27:06 > 0:27:08It was nice meeting you, guys.

0:27:10 > 0:27:11I'll get you for this.

0:27:12 > 0:27:15Until the next time.

0:27:21 > 0:27:24'Britain stinks!'

0:27:24 > 0:27:25See how they cower.

0:27:25 > 0:27:27Keith! Keith! Keith!

0:27:27 > 0:27:28BURPS

0:27:29 > 0:27:31Be thoughtful and dear.

0:27:31 > 0:27:32Identify yourself.

0:27:36 > 0:27:38Everybody relax - I'm here.

0:27:38 > 0:27:43Ah, well. I'm definitely going to beat him tomorrow.

0:27:43 > 0:27:45Or is that today?

0:27:46 > 0:27:49# Working in the trash, man Digging out the grot

0:27:49 > 0:27:52# Down in the dumps Wondering where it's gonna stop

0:27:52 > 0:27:55# Load it into weapons Fire it at mankind

0:27:55 > 0:27:59# Watch 'em start to stink Just like old cheese rind

0:28:00 > 0:28:01# Bad breath

0:28:01 > 0:28:04- # Nobody can talk face to face... # - EVIL LAUGH