0:00:02 > 0:00:04GENTLE MUSIC
0:00:10 > 0:00:13But I want the prawn to sing at my party.
0:00:13 > 0:00:15SNORES
0:00:17 > 0:00:20DISCORDANT MUSIC
0:00:20 > 0:00:23That's me - Rufus Hound.
0:00:25 > 0:00:30I'm a television presenter...and every day I save the world.
0:00:30 > 0:00:31Ah!
0:00:31 > 0:00:37See him? Well, this ugly dipstick is the evil Dr Muhaha...
0:00:37 > 0:00:39It's pronounced "Muhahaha".
0:00:39 > 0:00:41...and his geeky sidekick, Steve.
0:00:41 > 0:00:43Shall I?
0:00:44 > 0:00:48Every day he comes up with some new plan to conquer us,
0:00:48 > 0:00:50and every day I stop him.
0:00:51 > 0:00:55What? Someone's got to do it. And that's not the half of it.
0:00:55 > 0:00:58If, at the end of the day, I have beaten him, well,
0:00:58 > 0:01:02he just hits rewind, and the whole day goes back to the beginning.
0:01:02 > 0:01:03FAST REWIND
0:01:05 > 0:01:08GENTLE MUSIC
0:01:09 > 0:01:11DISCORDANT MUSIC Not again!
0:01:11 > 0:01:12Whoa!
0:01:13 > 0:01:15Right, off to my first day at work...
0:01:15 > 0:01:17again.
0:01:17 > 0:01:20So, you'd think I'd know exactly what's going to happen.
0:01:22 > 0:01:23Morning.
0:01:23 > 0:01:25Unfortunately, it's not always that simple,
0:01:25 > 0:01:29because Dr Mu's always coming up with a new plan.
0:01:29 > 0:01:33Luckily, whatever world I'm in, these two always turn up to help.
0:01:33 > 0:01:36The only thing is, I never know what they're going to look like.
0:01:37 > 0:01:41Last, but by no means least, is this good-looking chap.
0:01:41 > 0:01:44That's me, from years ahead in the future.
0:01:44 > 0:01:46Future Rufus likes to think he's helping,
0:01:46 > 0:01:50but sometimes I'm not so sure it's not his fault I'm in this mess.
0:01:50 > 0:01:53So that's it, in a nutshell.
0:01:53 > 0:01:56You never know, maybe one day I'll wake up, and it'll be tomorrow.
0:01:56 > 0:01:58BIRD CAWS
0:02:00 > 0:02:03Or, at the very least, I'll remember about that bird.
0:02:17 > 0:02:19OINKING
0:02:27 > 0:02:29Everybody relax - I'm here.
0:02:29 > 0:02:31Oh, it's the new guy! Hi there, I'm Gill.
0:02:31 > 0:02:33Hiya, I'm Barry.
0:02:33 > 0:02:35That's odd - have I met you before?
0:02:35 > 0:02:39Yeah, in a previous life. I was a horse, you were a dung beetle.
0:02:39 > 0:02:43- Good times. Good times. - Well, come on then,
0:02:43 > 0:02:45we haven't got all day.
0:02:57 > 0:03:01- Oh, this is nice. - Mmm.
0:03:01 > 0:03:04Pass the sun cream, would you, darling?
0:03:12 > 0:03:14What's going on?
0:03:14 > 0:03:17- SHE SHIVERS - I'm freezing.
0:03:17 > 0:03:22MUSIC: "In The Hall Of The Mountain King" from Peer Gynt by Edvard Grieg
0:03:22 > 0:03:24Where's the sun gone?!
0:03:26 > 0:03:28- ELECTRONIC VOICE:- Wormhole active.
0:03:28 > 0:03:32- HE LAUGHS EVILLY - 'Captured sun moved to Mu Quadrant 4.'
0:03:32 > 0:03:33Yes!
0:03:34 > 0:03:36HE LAUGHS
0:03:36 > 0:03:39- What are you doing? - Oh!
0:03:39 > 0:03:42What are you doing, sneaking up on me like that?
0:03:42 > 0:03:44- That's Mu Quadrant 4. - No, it's not.
0:03:44 > 0:03:45- Yes, it is. - No, it's not.
0:03:45 > 0:03:47- Yes, it is. - No, it is not.
0:03:47 > 0:03:49- No, it's not. - Yes, it...
0:03:49 > 0:03:51All right, you got me.
0:03:51 > 0:03:52It's usually empty.
0:03:52 > 0:03:55- Where did all those stars come from? - You noticed.
0:03:56 > 0:03:59HE LAUGHS
0:04:02 > 0:04:05- DIRECTOR:- 30 seconds to show time.
0:04:10 > 0:04:12So what's this experiment?
0:04:12 > 0:04:16Well, it's basically testing whether the awesome power of the sun
0:04:16 > 0:04:18can power a small spaceship.
0:04:18 > 0:04:21Will it work, or will the crew just get bad sunburn?
0:04:21 > 0:04:23- Now, all you have to do... - <- Ten seconds.
0:04:23 > 0:04:25- Don't worry, you'll be fine. - But what if I...?
0:04:25 > 0:04:29- Do not worry, you'll be fine. - Five...four...three...
0:04:31 > 0:04:32..on air.
0:04:36 > 0:04:38Hello and welcome to FunLab.
0:04:38 > 0:04:40The show that puts the fizz into physics,
0:04:40 > 0:04:42the mystery into chemistry
0:04:42 > 0:04:44and the "Oh, gee!" into biology.
0:04:44 > 0:04:48And kicking off today's experiment is brand-new presenter Rudy Hound.
0:04:49 > 0:04:52We're going to be looking at solar power with the help...
0:04:52 > 0:04:56'And just as I'm getting going, my meddling future self
0:04:56 > 0:04:58'turns up to ruin my day.'
0:04:58 > 0:05:03'But can a ship like this harness the power of the sun, or...'
0:05:03 > 0:05:07am I just going to explode again?
0:05:07 > 0:05:09Oh, bum! Argh!
0:05:10 > 0:05:11Rudolf?
0:05:16 > 0:05:19Sorry, we have a technical hitch. FunLab will resume shortly.
0:05:21 > 0:05:24'So now I'm off to meet my future self so he can send me
0:05:24 > 0:05:26'on some harebrained mission.'
0:05:32 > 0:05:34All right there?
0:05:34 > 0:05:38Here you go - a tin of cat food...
0:05:38 > 0:05:40and a packet of mints.
0:05:40 > 0:05:42But be careful, they're stronger than you think.
0:05:42 > 0:05:44But they do give you minty-cool breath.
0:05:59 > 0:06:03You're stealing stars from their rightful places in the galaxy
0:06:03 > 0:06:07because an old school friend - sorry, enemy - Dr Wu, dared you to?
0:06:07 > 0:06:09That's right.
0:06:09 > 0:06:13I'm sucking stars into Mu Quadrant 4 through a wormhole.
0:06:13 > 0:06:18I've got 1 billion, trillion, zillion and two stars,
0:06:18 > 0:06:21but I'm having real trouble getting the last one -
0:06:21 > 0:06:26that rather big star the Earth revolves around.
0:06:26 > 0:06:28You're not trying to get the sun?
0:06:28 > 0:06:31Yes, that's it.
0:06:31 > 0:06:33I need that one most of all.
0:06:33 > 0:06:37Dr Wu doesn't have one anywhere near as impressive.
0:06:37 > 0:06:39You can't go pinching suns from their planets.
0:06:39 > 0:06:42- Without suns, the planets will die. - Oh.
0:06:42 > 0:06:44Do you really want a multiverse of dead planets?
0:06:44 > 0:06:48I'll put them all back once I show Dr Wu.
0:06:48 > 0:06:49Are you crossing your fingers?
0:06:49 > 0:06:51No.
0:06:51 > 0:06:53I don't understand why you care what Dr Wu thinks.
0:06:53 > 0:06:56After all, he's got his own multiverse.
0:06:56 > 0:06:58More planets, bigger quadrants...
0:06:58 > 0:07:00Yes, yes, thank you, Steve.
0:07:00 > 0:07:03..a much, much better spaceship.
0:07:03 > 0:07:06Ha! His spaceship isn't all that!
0:07:06 > 0:07:09He's not the least bit interested in your territory.
0:07:09 > 0:07:12That's not the point, Steve.
0:07:13 > 0:07:15Ever since evil school,
0:07:15 > 0:07:18Dr Wu always thought he was better than me.
0:07:18 > 0:07:21Just because he was younger, better-looking
0:07:21 > 0:07:23and came top of the class in his evil exams.
0:07:23 > 0:07:26He's even been on the cover of Evil Monthly a dozen times
0:07:26 > 0:07:29and he never lets me forget it.
0:07:29 > 0:07:31Mu-ha-ha-ha...
0:07:31 > 0:07:34But this time,
0:07:34 > 0:07:37I'm going to prove I'm better than him.
0:07:37 > 0:07:40I'm going to get the sun.
0:07:40 > 0:07:45Mu-ha-ha-ha! For once, Dr Wu will eat his words.
0:07:45 > 0:07:48Mu-meister!
0:07:48 > 0:07:52Ah, Dr Wu, this is unexpected.
0:07:52 > 0:07:54You're not cancelling your visit, I hope?
0:07:54 > 0:07:57Oh, no, I wanted to tell you
0:07:57 > 0:08:01that someone has made the cover of Evil Monthly...
0:08:03 > 0:08:05...again.
0:08:05 > 0:08:07Booyah.
0:08:08 > 0:08:11Booyah.
0:08:11 > 0:08:13It's only my 13th cover. Hmm.
0:08:13 > 0:08:18Number 13 - it's unlucky for some.
0:08:19 > 0:08:20Laters.
0:08:20 > 0:08:22Laters!
0:08:26 > 0:08:29Help me get the sun.
0:08:29 > 0:08:31Now.
0:08:42 > 0:08:44Welcome back, Captain Kramer.
0:08:44 > 0:08:47I'm sorry to cut your holiday short, but this is an emergency.
0:08:47 > 0:08:50I'm not Captain Kramer - my name's Rufus.
0:08:50 > 0:08:52Did something happen to you on holiday?
0:08:52 > 0:08:56I'm not Captain Kramer. My name is Rufus Hound, from the telly.
0:08:56 > 0:09:00This really is no time for jokes, sir.
0:09:05 > 0:09:08MUSIC: "Star Trek theme"
0:09:09 > 0:09:10Oh, no...
0:09:22 > 0:09:26- Welcome back, Captain Kramer. - Hello.
0:09:29 > 0:09:30PFFT!
0:09:30 > 0:09:33So, Captain, about that little problem.
0:09:33 > 0:09:35Absolutely ginormous problem.
0:09:35 > 0:09:38If you could please explain to the Captain, Officer Gelina.
0:09:38 > 0:09:39Right, Buck.
0:09:39 > 0:09:42We've got stars going missing left, right and centre out there, Captain.
0:09:42 > 0:09:45The three suns that revolve around the Planet Cosmo
0:09:45 > 0:09:47are the latest casualties.
0:09:47 > 0:09:50I've worked out they're disappearing through a wormhole.
0:09:50 > 0:09:52We're trying to save as many stars as possible,
0:09:52 > 0:09:55but in the meantime, I can barely get any energy from our solar panels.
0:09:55 > 0:09:58We're losing power, Captain.
0:09:58 > 0:10:01Sorry, this ship is solar-powered?! Ha-ha!
0:10:03 > 0:10:08(I think the Captain is suffering from a bout of...spacelag,
0:10:08 > 0:10:09(but it'll pass.)
0:10:09 > 0:10:12- Oh, Mu! - Your ship is trespassing
0:10:12 > 0:10:15in Muhahaha air space. I suggest you leave.
0:10:15 > 0:10:17This is your only warning.
0:10:17 > 0:10:23If you fail to comply, you will be obliterated.
0:10:23 > 0:10:25Mu-ha-ha-ha!
0:10:28 > 0:10:31Mu-ha-ha-ha!
0:10:31 > 0:10:35Steve, Steve! Which button is it again?
0:10:35 > 0:10:37Mu-ha-ha-ha!
0:10:40 > 0:10:42I should have known.
0:10:42 > 0:10:45Well, that's who's responsible for your disappearing stars.
0:10:45 > 0:10:52According to my calculations, the sun closest to Planet Earth is next.
0:10:52 > 0:10:54What shall we do, Captain?
0:10:54 > 0:10:57The only thing we can do.
0:10:57 > 0:10:58BOTH: Panic?
0:10:59 > 0:11:03No, we're going to stop him.
0:11:11 > 0:11:15And some breaking news. We're receiving reports
0:11:15 > 0:11:19that the sun appears to be moving away from the Earth.
0:11:19 > 0:11:22As a result, it's getting a bit nippy out.
0:11:27 > 0:11:30All right, listen up.
0:11:30 > 0:11:34Our objectives are to A, save the sun, which, may I remind you,
0:11:34 > 0:11:38is the only source of power left for this ship, and B, somehow find
0:11:38 > 0:11:41a way of getting all the other stars back to where they belong.
0:11:41 > 0:11:43I know.
0:11:44 > 0:11:48We could build a massive...catapult...
0:11:48 > 0:11:53then we could fire a mini-asteroid into the wormhole,
0:11:53 > 0:11:57which would cause a massive explosion and force the stars out.
0:11:57 > 0:12:00Poogh!
0:12:00 > 0:12:01Yeah...
0:12:01 > 0:12:06Not really sure about the whole "massive catapult" idea,
0:12:06 > 0:12:08but thanks for trying, Number 3.
0:12:10 > 0:12:12Excuse me, sir.
0:12:12 > 0:12:15I think I have an idea.
0:12:17 > 0:12:18I'm listening.
0:12:20 > 0:12:27Captain, let me present to you the wormhole warp capacitor,
0:12:27 > 0:12:30otherwise known as...Bob.
0:12:30 > 0:12:33- Nice Bob.- Oh, thanks.
0:12:33 > 0:12:37The idea is that Bob will act like an enormous vacuum cleaner,
0:12:37 > 0:12:40sucking the stars out from wherever Mu has stashed them
0:12:40 > 0:12:44and then shooting them back to their rightful places in the galaxy.
0:12:44 > 0:12:50If Mu tries to interfere, I have programmed Bob to beam off the ship.
0:12:50 > 0:12:52That is amazing!
0:12:52 > 0:12:56Thank you, sir. I am the technical officer,
0:12:56 > 0:12:58it's kind of my job.
0:12:59 > 0:13:01Let's turn it on.
0:13:01 > 0:13:05That's the problem. It's not working and I can't figure out why.
0:13:05 > 0:13:07Don't you just hate this flat-pack stuff?
0:13:07 > 0:13:10Even when you read the instructions clearly,
0:13:10 > 0:13:13there is always some crucial little piece missing.
0:13:13 > 0:13:15Hang on - flat-pack? You said you built it yourself.
0:13:15 > 0:13:20I did, sir. It's a flat-pack machine I ordered off the intergalactic net.
0:13:20 > 0:13:23Well, there's definitely a piece missing.
0:13:23 > 0:13:27All right, that is literally what she just said.
0:13:27 > 0:13:30So, this gap on the front...
0:13:30 > 0:13:34I think we are looking for a small metal ring with two holes.
0:13:34 > 0:13:36I need it to connect the electrodes.
0:13:36 > 0:13:40Our power is fading. We haven't got much time, Captain.
0:13:40 > 0:13:44Right, well, there must be something we can improvise with.
0:13:44 > 0:13:45Get looking.
0:13:52 > 0:13:54We've just had confirmation
0:13:54 > 0:13:58that if the sun moves much further away, the results...
0:13:58 > 0:14:00will be catastrophic.
0:14:00 > 0:14:02I want my mummy.
0:14:15 > 0:14:17Come on, think.
0:14:17 > 0:14:21Think! A small metal ring...
0:14:22 > 0:14:23A small metal...
0:14:23 > 0:14:24ALARM
0:14:24 > 0:14:27The sun is going to disappear into the wormhole in 60 seconds.
0:14:27 > 0:14:32- 59, 58, 57... - What should we do, Captain?
0:14:38 > 0:14:41Well, I suppose that white coat will have to do.
0:14:41 > 0:14:44Dr Mu! Good news.
0:14:44 > 0:14:46I'm on my way.
0:14:46 > 0:14:50Really? That's rather earlier than expected.
0:14:50 > 0:14:55Anyone would think you were trying to catch me out, somehow, Dr Wu.
0:14:55 > 0:14:58Of course not, Dr Mu.
0:14:58 > 0:15:01- Ha-ha-ha-ha. - Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha.
0:15:01 > 0:15:03Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha.
0:15:03 > 0:15:05Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha.
0:15:05 > 0:15:06Mu-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!
0:15:06 > 0:15:09Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha.
0:15:10 > 0:15:1220, 19,
0:15:12 > 0:15:1318,
0:15:13 > 0:15:17- 17, 16, 15...- We're too late!
0:15:17 > 0:15:18...14...
0:15:18 > 0:15:20(ECHOING) 'A tin of cat food, cat food,'
0:15:20 > 0:15:23cat food...a tin of cat food.
0:15:23 > 0:15:27Small...metal...ring.
0:15:27 > 0:15:28Doh!
0:15:38 > 0:15:39'Hi, I'm Bob.
0:15:39 > 0:15:42'How can I help you today?'
0:15:42 > 0:15:47Well, when you get here, I've got a real treat for you.
0:15:47 > 0:15:49I've got the sun.
0:15:49 > 0:15:51Ha-ha-ha... What?
0:15:51 > 0:15:55Not the sun the Planet Earth revolves around?
0:15:55 > 0:15:57Mmm. The very same.
0:15:58 > 0:16:00I'll believe it when I see it.
0:16:00 > 0:16:01Indeed you will.
0:16:03 > 0:16:04(WHISPERS)
0:16:06 > 0:16:09Um, could you excuse me for just a moment?
0:16:09 > 0:16:11- Is there a problem?- Goodbye!
0:16:12 > 0:16:14What the blazes...?! How can this be?
0:16:14 > 0:16:17'Stars now emptying from Mu Quadrant 4.'
0:16:18 > 0:16:19ALARM
0:16:19 > 0:16:21Rufus Hound.
0:16:21 > 0:16:24I want him here and I want him here right now.
0:16:25 > 0:16:26Argh!
0:16:26 > 0:16:31Oh, come on! Oh, yeah!
0:16:31 > 0:16:35Oh, my word, that was all you - you're amazing!
0:16:35 > 0:16:37Oh, sir, you were wonderful.
0:16:37 > 0:16:39This was all you - how did you even know this existed?
0:16:39 > 0:16:42(SCOTTISH ACCENT) So, what on Earth is going on?
0:16:45 > 0:16:47And who are you?
0:16:47 > 0:16:50I don't suppose you'd believe Captain Kramer?
0:16:50 > 0:16:52No.
0:16:54 > 0:16:55Got 'im.
0:16:55 > 0:16:59Beaming in 5, 4...
0:16:59 > 0:17:02'Initiating teleportation sequence.'
0:17:04 > 0:17:07Mu must be beaming us up. Bob, activate.
0:17:21 > 0:17:23Mu-ha-ha-ha!
0:17:23 > 0:17:27So, we meet again, Mr Hound...
0:17:27 > 0:17:30and...Mr Hound?
0:17:31 > 0:17:33Did you know he had a brother?
0:17:35 > 0:17:38Double trouble.
0:17:38 > 0:17:40Mu-ha-ha-ha!
0:17:40 > 0:17:42What's this dude's problem?
0:17:42 > 0:17:45This pod may look like glass,
0:17:45 > 0:17:48but this isn't just glass...
0:17:48 > 0:17:49# MARKS & SPENCER ADVERT MUSIC
0:17:49 > 0:17:52...it's super-reinforced, elephant stampede-tested,
0:17:52 > 0:17:54impossible-to-beam-out-of glass,
0:17:54 > 0:17:56and it's resistant to everything... except cold.
0:17:56 > 0:18:01I demand that you release us immediately, Dr Mumu.
0:18:01 > 0:18:03Be quiet, Rufus Hound's brother.
0:18:03 > 0:18:04BOTH: I'm not his brother!
0:18:04 > 0:18:08Silence! You are in my domain now.
0:18:08 > 0:18:12As I speak, my assistant, Steve, is putting all the stars
0:18:12 > 0:18:15back into my very own Mu Quadrant 4,
0:18:15 > 0:18:18so your quest has been fruitless.
0:18:18 > 0:18:21Tell me, how did you swipe those stars?
0:18:21 > 0:18:26As long as there is breath in my body, I will never tell you
0:18:26 > 0:18:30about the wormhole warp capacitor I used to defeat you!
0:18:30 > 0:18:33- Ah.- Oops.
0:18:33 > 0:18:36Yeah, well done, tell Dr Muhu exactly how we did it.
0:18:36 > 0:18:39It's Muhahaha - it's not that hard!
0:18:39 > 0:18:41Sorry.
0:18:41 > 0:18:45Are you going to tell me the location of this warp capacitor?
0:18:45 > 0:18:46Never!
0:18:46 > 0:18:51Very well. When the sands of this egg timer run out,
0:18:51 > 0:18:55the smell of a million Brussels sprouts
0:18:55 > 0:18:59will be released into the pod. Mu-ha-ha-ha!
0:18:59 > 0:19:04- You are evil. - Yes, I like to think so.
0:19:04 > 0:19:05Mu-ha-ha-ha!
0:19:05 > 0:19:07Well, I really must dash.
0:19:07 > 0:19:09I'm off to make Dr Wu jealous,
0:19:09 > 0:19:12conquer the Earth and then have my tea.
0:19:12 > 0:19:14That's not fair.
0:19:14 > 0:19:18- I'm starving!- Mu-ha-ha-ha!
0:19:19 > 0:19:21I've got these if you want them.
0:19:21 > 0:19:24Super-strong mints?
0:19:24 > 0:19:27Um, no, that's OK.
0:19:27 > 0:19:29All the stars are back in Mu Quadrant 4.
0:19:29 > 0:19:31Where's the sun?
0:19:31 > 0:19:34I've got a lock on it. It should be there any minute now.
0:19:35 > 0:19:37Well done, Steve!
0:19:37 > 0:19:38Hm!
0:19:38 > 0:19:41I'm going to wipe Dr Wu's evil grin
0:19:41 > 0:19:45off his...evil face.
0:19:45 > 0:19:49Dr Mu, I have a bad feeling about all of this.
0:19:49 > 0:19:50Don't be ridiculous, Steve.
0:19:50 > 0:19:55It'll be fine. Come on, high-five.
0:20:00 > 0:20:02You're no fun.
0:20:08 > 0:20:11I don't think that's going to work.
0:20:11 > 0:20:14My travel toolkit's never let me down.
0:20:14 > 0:20:15It's not exactly space-age, is it?
0:20:15 > 0:20:19Haven't you got a laser zapper or something?
0:20:22 > 0:20:24What are you doing?!
0:20:24 > 0:20:25Sorry.
0:20:29 > 0:20:32I hate to say this, Captain,
0:20:32 > 0:20:35but I feel we may have to accept our sprouty fate.
0:20:35 > 0:20:39According to Dr Mu, this pod is resistant
0:20:39 > 0:20:41to everything but extreme cold.
0:20:41 > 0:20:44Our chances of escape are slim.
0:20:44 > 0:20:46Oh, oh, that's cold...
0:20:46 > 0:20:50And with that in mind, Officer Gelina and I would like to say...
0:20:50 > 0:20:51Oh! That's so strong!
0:20:51 > 0:20:54...what an honour it's been serving under you, Captain.
0:20:54 > 0:20:58Oh! Oh! Ooh!
0:21:04 > 0:21:06By the great galactic gods!
0:21:06 > 0:21:09That is some mint!
0:21:09 > 0:21:14- Where did you get those? - MUMBLES
0:21:21 > 0:21:23Right,
0:21:23 > 0:21:28the sun will be in Mu Quadrant 4 in precisely...
0:21:28 > 0:21:2945 seconds.
0:21:29 > 0:21:32And Dr Wu is almost here.
0:21:32 > 0:21:35So, you see, Steve, there's nothing to worry about -
0:21:35 > 0:21:36everything has gone to plan.
0:21:36 > 0:21:41And there's no way that pesky Rufus Hound can ruin things now.
0:21:41 > 0:21:43ALARM
0:21:45 > 0:21:47Ah.
0:21:57 > 0:22:01Well, it looks like this is goodbye, Rufus Hound.
0:22:01 > 0:22:02Goodbye, Captain Kramer.
0:22:02 > 0:22:04Are you sure you're OK to do this?
0:22:04 > 0:22:07Yeah, let's get these stars back where they belong.
0:22:07 > 0:22:12- OK. I programmed Bob... - Who's Bob?
0:22:12 > 0:22:15- The wormhole warp capacitor. - As I was saying,
0:22:15 > 0:22:19I've programmed Bob to beam off the ship in the event of an emergency.
0:22:19 > 0:22:22You're going to have to reactivate Bob
0:22:22 > 0:22:24and press the "close wormhole" button.
0:22:24 > 0:22:27That way, we can stop
0:22:27 > 0:22:31evil Dr Mumu's evil star-stealing antics for good.
0:22:31 > 0:22:33Got it?
0:22:35 > 0:22:37Not really, no.
0:22:37 > 0:22:40Don't worry - I've written it all down for you.
0:22:40 > 0:22:45Take this. Here are the instructions and co-ordinates for Bob's location.
0:22:45 > 0:22:48I'll take that.
0:22:48 > 0:22:49Now!
0:22:51 > 0:22:53Oh! Ow!
0:22:53 > 0:22:55Take care, Rufus.
0:22:57 > 0:22:59Oh, just leave already.
0:22:59 > 0:23:02Me-me-me-me-me.
0:23:03 > 0:23:06Right, this isn't over.
0:23:06 > 0:23:07Engage.
0:23:10 > 0:23:14And so my quest begins to find Bob.
0:23:14 > 0:23:17Now where is...? Oh, there it is.
0:23:23 > 0:23:25Come on, come on.
0:23:25 > 0:23:28He'll be here any moment.
0:23:28 > 0:23:31- Mu! - Wu!
0:23:31 > 0:23:33- CHUCKLES - Er, welcome.
0:23:38 > 0:23:41So, er, you reckon you've got the sun, then?
0:23:41 > 0:23:43I-I do indeed...reckon.
0:23:43 > 0:23:45I bet you haven't.
0:23:45 > 0:23:47I bet I have.
0:23:47 > 0:23:53Hmm, so, let's see the sun and all these stolen stars then, matey.
0:23:53 > 0:23:56Of course, let's get on with it, shall we?
0:23:56 > 0:23:59After all, we're both busy men.
0:23:59 > 0:24:03Oh, yes, planets to terrorise, people to torture...
0:24:05 > 0:24:11Steve, show Dr Wu Mu Quadrant 4.
0:24:12 > 0:24:17'Welcome, you have activated the wormhole warp capacitor.
0:24:17 > 0:24:21'Please make your selection from the following list.
0:24:21 > 0:24:24'A: Destroy the universe.
0:24:24 > 0:24:27'B: Have yourself blasted to atoms.
0:24:27 > 0:24:33'C: Restore stars and close Dr Mu's wormhole permanently.'
0:24:33 > 0:24:34C!
0:24:34 > 0:24:36'You have selected D: Some light music.'
0:24:36 > 0:24:40MUSIC RICK ASTLEY: "Never Gonna Give You Up" No, C.
0:24:40 > 0:24:43C! No, C.
0:24:43 > 0:24:46- (MUSIC STOPS) - 'You have already made your selection.'
0:24:46 > 0:24:49No I didn't.! # Never gonna give you up... #
0:24:49 > 0:24:51C! # ..Never gonna let you down... #
0:24:51 > 0:24:52C! # ..Never gonna.... #
0:24:52 > 0:24:53SHOUTS C!
0:24:53 > 0:24:56- MUSIC STOPS - 'You have selected C.
0:24:56 > 0:25:01'The wormhole is now closed permanently. Thank you.'
0:25:01 > 0:25:03Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!
0:25:09 > 0:25:12But... I don't understand. Steve?
0:25:12 > 0:25:14Is that it?!
0:25:14 > 0:25:17CHORTLES
0:25:17 > 0:25:20OK, OK,
0:25:20 > 0:25:24you double-dared me, so now I-I double-dare you.
0:25:24 > 0:25:27You can't double-dare me. You can only double-dare
0:25:27 > 0:25:29if you've done the dare and won,
0:25:29 > 0:25:32but you've done the dare and lost, so you've lost, man!
0:25:32 > 0:25:35- Ha-ha-ha! - Ha-ha-ha-ha.
0:25:35 > 0:25:41For a minute I almost believed you when you said you had the sun. The sun!
0:25:41 > 0:25:43But...I-I did have it!
0:25:43 > 0:25:47And to think I was going to get you a mention in the Evil Monthly.
0:25:47 > 0:25:49Were you?
0:25:49 > 0:25:50Yes, if you'd pulled it off!
0:25:50 > 0:25:55Ha-ha-ha! Oh, oh, you've given me a really good laugh today.
0:25:55 > 0:25:58- CHANTS - Dr Mu's a loser, Dr Mu's a loser,
0:25:58 > 0:26:01Dr Mu's a loser, Dr Mu's a loser!
0:26:01 > 0:26:03Argh!
0:26:06 > 0:26:07TUTS
0:26:07 > 0:26:09SNIFFS
0:26:12 > 0:26:14Uh-uh, I'm not crying.
0:26:14 > 0:26:18- Your eyes have gone all...- I've just got a sore eye, OK?
0:26:20 > 0:26:26JERRY GOLDSMITH: "Star Trek: The Motion Picture - Main Title"
0:26:39 > 0:26:44Turns out that Rufus guy wasn't just a pretty face.
0:26:44 > 0:26:45Ha-ha-ha.
0:26:45 > 0:26:47Number 3?
0:26:47 > 0:26:50- Take us home. - Aye-aye, Captain.
0:26:58 > 0:27:01ELECTRONIC DISCO BEAT
0:27:09 > 0:27:12It's not so bad, Dr Mu.
0:27:12 > 0:27:16You could always rewind the day and try again...
0:27:16 > 0:27:17again.
0:27:22 > 0:27:23All right.
0:27:23 > 0:27:2588th time lucky.
0:27:25 > 0:27:28CHORTLES EVILLY
0:27:28 > 0:27:30ZAP
0:27:32 > 0:27:35- Booyah... - Booyah...
0:27:35 > 0:27:37I'm not his brother...
0:27:37 > 0:27:40Hi, I'm Bob.
0:27:40 > 0:27:42What's going on?
0:27:42 > 0:27:45Everybody relax, I'm here.
0:27:45 > 0:27:50Oh, well, I'm definitely going to beat him tomorrow.
0:27:50 > 0:27:52Or is that today?
0:27:52 > 0:27:55# Bye-bye starlight, hello midnight
0:27:55 > 0:27:58# Lights out, boogle-oo-doo
0:27:58 > 0:28:00# Oi! Muhahaha, Muha
0:28:00 > 0:28:02# Oi! Muhahaha ha
0:28:02 > 0:28:06# Oi! Muhahaha Muha, oi! #
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