0:00:11 > 0:00:14That mouse is wearing my moon boots!
0:00:17 > 0:00:20DISCORDANT MUSIC
0:00:20 > 0:00:23'That's me - Rufus Hound.
0:00:25 > 0:00:28'I'm a television presenter
0:00:28 > 0:00:31'and every day I save the world.'
0:00:31 > 0:00:33See him?
0:00:33 > 0:00:37This ugly dipstick is the evil Dr Muhaha.
0:00:37 > 0:00:39It's pronounced "Muhahaha".
0:00:39 > 0:00:42'...and his geeky sidekick, Steve.'
0:00:42 > 0:00:44Shall I?
0:00:44 > 0:00:48Every day he comes up with some new plan to conquer us,
0:00:48 > 0:00:51and every day I stop him.
0:00:51 > 0:00:54What? Someone's got to do it.
0:00:54 > 0:00:56And that's not the half of it.
0:00:56 > 0:00:58If at the end of the day I have beaten him, well,
0:00:58 > 0:01:02he just hits rewind and the whole day goes back to the beginning.
0:01:09 > 0:01:12DISCORDANT MUSIC Not again!
0:01:12 > 0:01:15'Right, off to my first day at work
0:01:15 > 0:01:17'again.'
0:01:17 > 0:01:20So, you'd think I'd know exactly what's going to happen.
0:01:22 > 0:01:24Morning.
0:01:24 > 0:01:26Unfortunately, it's not always that simple,
0:01:26 > 0:01:29because Dr Mu's always coming up with a new plan.
0:01:29 > 0:01:34Luckily, whatever world I'm in, these two always turn up to help.
0:01:34 > 0:01:37The only thing is, I never know what they're going to look like.
0:01:37 > 0:01:41Last, but by no means least, there's this good-looking chap.
0:01:41 > 0:01:44That's me, from years ahead in the future.
0:01:44 > 0:01:46Future Rufus likes to think he's helping,
0:01:46 > 0:01:51but sometimes I'm not so sure it's not his fault I'm in this mess.
0:01:51 > 0:01:53So that's it, in a nutshell.
0:01:53 > 0:01:56You never know, maybe one day I'll wake up, and it'll be tomorrow.
0:01:56 > 0:01:59BIRD CAWS
0:02:00 > 0:02:03Or, at the very least, I'll remember about that bird.
0:02:17 > 0:02:19OINKING
0:02:27 > 0:02:29Everybody relax - I'm here.
0:02:29 > 0:02:31Oh, it's the new guy! Hi there, I'm Gill.
0:02:31 > 0:02:32Hiya, I'm Barry.
0:02:33 > 0:02:37That's odd. Have I met you before?
0:02:37 > 0:02:40If we had, I would know that your birthday is June 23rd
0:02:40 > 0:02:42and I don't, so, no.
0:02:42 > 0:02:45Well, come on, then. We haven't got all day.
0:02:51 > 0:02:54Meanwhile, in a galaxy far, far away...
0:03:03 > 0:03:05# Theme from "Star Wars"
0:03:22 > 0:03:26Princess Gelina, you are now being captured by Mu Force 1.
0:03:26 > 0:03:29Please keep your hands inside the vehicle at all times.
0:03:29 > 0:03:31MUSIC STOPS
0:03:31 > 0:03:32MAN: Hang on! What's happened to the music?
0:03:32 > 0:03:35Don't worry about it, Gary, just keep firing, mate. Just get her.
0:03:37 > 0:03:41- Peoow! Peoow! - Don't make the noises, Paul.
0:03:41 > 0:03:43- Just get on with it, yeah? - Sorry.
0:03:43 > 0:03:48Quick! Go on, get her! Come on, lads. Go for it! Get her! Go on, get her.
0:03:48 > 0:03:50Your package is accepted.
0:03:50 > 0:03:53Dr Mu's coming. Someone get the music back on, quick.
0:03:53 > 0:03:57Oh, no, look careful, lads, he looks angry...as usual.
0:03:57 > 0:04:00Here, what do you do your hair up like that for, then?
0:04:04 > 0:04:07Where are the plans?
0:04:07 > 0:04:10I mean, do I have to do everything around here?
0:04:10 > 0:04:11No, boss, sorry.
0:04:11 > 0:04:13- What do I employ you people for? - Don't know, boss.
0:04:13 > 0:04:17Flying 15 Mu quadrants after some stolen plans, only to find
0:04:17 > 0:04:19they are not on this ship.
0:04:19 > 0:04:21Now, Princess Gelina...
0:04:21 > 0:04:24- What? - Not thinking of escaping, were you?
0:04:24 > 0:04:27Dr Moo-ha-ha.
0:04:27 > 0:04:30It's pronounced Muhahaha.
0:04:30 > 0:04:32You will do well to remember that.
0:04:32 > 0:04:33Whatever.
0:04:35 > 0:04:36Take her away.
0:04:40 > 0:04:41Get off my cloak.
0:04:43 > 0:04:4530 seconds to show time.
0:04:47 > 0:04:49- OK... - So, how does this experiment work?
0:04:49 > 0:04:52It's basically to see if this new pizza delivery service really works.
0:04:52 > 0:04:55Sounds amazing. It's meant to deliver through your telly.
0:04:55 > 0:04:58- Just imagine. - So how does it do that?
0:04:58 > 0:04:59- Well, we've...- 10 seconds.
0:04:59 > 0:05:01Don't worry, it's hardly rocket science.
0:05:01 > 0:05:03You'd be surprised.
0:05:03 > 0:05:07- Good luck. - And in 5, 4, 3...
0:05:07 > 0:05:09Doo-be-doo...
0:05:09 > 0:05:10...on air.
0:05:15 > 0:05:17Hello, and welcome to FunLab.
0:05:17 > 0:05:19The show that puts the "fizz" into physics.
0:05:19 > 0:05:20The "mystery" into chemistry.
0:05:20 > 0:05:22And the "Oh, gee" into biology.
0:05:22 > 0:05:27Kicking off today's experiment is brand-new presenter, Rhydian Hound.
0:05:27 > 0:05:31Yes, today we're looking at a brand-new pizza delivery system,
0:05:31 > 0:05:33where the pizza arrives...
0:05:33 > 0:05:34'And just as I'm getting going,
0:05:34 > 0:05:40'my meddling future self turns up to ruin my day.'
0:05:40 > 0:05:45...if you gorge on Gorgonzola then all you need to do is...um...
0:05:45 > 0:05:46press the red button...
0:05:46 > 0:05:48Wah!
0:05:50 > 0:05:51Rudolf?
0:05:56 > 0:05:59Due to a technical hitch, FunLab will resume shortly.
0:06:05 > 0:06:08DR MUHAHAHA LAUGHS
0:06:08 > 0:06:12Ah, the beauty of an infinite universe.
0:06:12 > 0:06:16Everything exists... if you look hard enough.
0:06:16 > 0:06:20Even your planet, Princess Gelina.
0:06:20 > 0:06:23Cheese mountains, giant tomatoes
0:06:23 > 0:06:26with oceans full of anchovies.
0:06:26 > 0:06:27Only you could discover a world like that
0:06:27 > 0:06:30and turn it into a giant pizza factory.
0:06:30 > 0:06:32Yes, only I.
0:06:32 > 0:06:35Hang on, what exactly is the plan here?
0:06:35 > 0:06:39You're not going to invade the Earth using pizza, are you?
0:06:39 > 0:06:40Why not?
0:06:40 > 0:06:44Well, it's just... a totally rubbish idea, isn't it?
0:06:44 > 0:06:48A totally rubbish idea?!
0:06:48 > 0:06:50This is the most elaborate and cunningly thought out plan
0:06:50 > 0:06:53since I hired the pan-dimensional sock rustlers
0:06:53 > 0:06:56to steal the socks of every member of the England football team
0:06:56 > 0:06:59the night of that World Cup qualifier against Belarus.
0:06:59 > 0:07:01I nearly brought the Football Association to their knees.
0:07:01 > 0:07:03"Nearly" being the key word there.
0:07:03 > 0:07:08Anyway. Thanks to your planet's ingredients, I have built up
0:07:08 > 0:07:12the biggest pizza chain in the nine quadrants of the multiverse.
0:07:12 > 0:07:15And, on the dark side of your moon...
0:07:15 > 0:07:17Oh, I know what you've been building.
0:07:17 > 0:07:22A giant pizza-shaped starship, capable of destroying whole planets.
0:07:22 > 0:07:26- Yes.- The Death Pizza.
0:07:26 > 0:07:28Hello! I stole the plans, remember?
0:07:28 > 0:07:30What Death Pizza?
0:07:30 > 0:07:33No matter. It has begun.
0:07:33 > 0:07:38Soon, I'll be flooding the Earth with unlimited free Mu Pizzas.
0:07:38 > 0:07:42Then, when the Earthlings' greed has become so full
0:07:42 > 0:07:45that they can take no more, I shall unleash
0:07:46 > 0:07:48The Death Pizza.
0:07:48 > 0:07:52What is the Death Pizza? And how come I've never heard of it?
0:07:52 > 0:07:55It sounds like quite a big thing.
0:07:55 > 0:07:57You never thought to mention it?! She's heard of the Death Pizza,
0:07:57 > 0:07:59and she's leading a band of rebels against you.
0:07:59 > 0:08:01How come I don't know about the Death Pizza?
0:08:01 > 0:08:05You two so need to communicate better.
0:08:05 > 0:08:07Well?!
0:08:07 > 0:08:09I thought you'd laugh at the pizza idea.
0:08:09 > 0:08:12Do I look like I'm laughing at the pizza idea?
0:08:12 > 0:08:13No.
0:08:13 > 0:08:20And so, in a few hours, just after tea time, I, or my new Death Pizza,
0:08:20 > 0:08:23will pay the Earth a little visit.
0:08:23 > 0:08:28And I will unite the multiverse at last.
0:08:28 > 0:08:31Ha-ha-ha-ha!
0:08:31 > 0:08:34HE LAUGHS EVILLY
0:08:40 > 0:08:42'So, now I'm off to meet my future self
0:08:42 > 0:08:45'so he can send me on some hare-brained mission.'
0:08:45 > 0:08:47Waaa!
0:08:52 > 0:08:54Here you are. I'm back from the future.
0:08:54 > 0:08:57Thanks. I'm starving. I don't know if you've noticed...
0:08:57 > 0:09:01- I had noticed. That's why I'm here. - Yeah, yeah.
0:09:01 > 0:09:04- Cos... - You're me from the future.
0:09:04 > 0:09:07Now, listen very carefully. As you can see,
0:09:07 > 0:09:12a chilli is not an ingredient of the Four Seasons pizza.
0:09:12 > 0:09:14What?
0:09:14 > 0:09:16Keep this chilli handy.
0:09:16 > 0:09:19Chilli? Yuck.
0:09:19 > 0:09:21- You must be joking. - You'll see if I'm joking.
0:09:21 > 0:09:23Now, hand me that pizza back.
0:09:23 > 0:09:26- You want to start eating more healthily.- You can talk!
0:09:26 > 0:09:31Yes, I can. I'm you, remember? Bye-bye.
0:09:32 > 0:09:34I hate it when he does that.
0:09:34 > 0:09:36When I do that?
0:09:36 > 0:09:38I'm so irritating!
0:09:41 > 0:09:43Waaa!
0:09:52 > 0:09:56Actually, I hope Rufus Hound beats you this time.
0:09:56 > 0:09:58ALARM BLARES
0:09:58 > 0:10:00Ha! What did I tell you?
0:10:00 > 0:10:03Rufus Hound is on Gelina's home planet and your pathetic plan
0:10:03 > 0:10:05has gone wrong already.
0:10:05 > 0:10:08Right, I've had enough of this lip.
0:10:08 > 0:10:10You're on a warning.
0:10:10 > 0:10:13- What do you mean, I'm on a warning? - I mean, I'm warning you.
0:10:14 > 0:10:17You can't put me on a warning. You're not my dad.
0:10:17 > 0:10:21Steve! One more snide remark and I'll be stuffing you
0:10:21 > 0:10:25into a 12-inch crust and sending you to the planet of Calzone.
0:10:25 > 0:10:30- And anyway, I might be your dad. - Are you my dad?
0:10:30 > 0:10:33- No.- Good!
0:10:33 > 0:10:37Hello, when you two have finished, can we talk about letting me go?
0:10:37 > 0:10:40Who said anything about letting you go?
0:10:40 > 0:10:43You're so not going to get away with this. My people will rise up.
0:10:43 > 0:10:45They're not going to make your stupid pizza for ever.
0:10:45 > 0:10:49Oh, I think they will, Your Stroppiness.
0:10:49 > 0:10:54You see, your little friend Buck is at this moment
0:10:54 > 0:10:57being pursued by my men across the land of Pizzeria.
0:10:57 > 0:11:01He, too, will soon be my prisoner and your silly little rebellion
0:11:01 > 0:11:06will be defeated, so if I were you, I'd keep your trap shut.
0:11:11 > 0:11:15The Mu Pizza revolution... is coming.
0:11:15 > 0:11:17HE CACKLES
0:11:21 > 0:11:24PIZZA OVEN: Your pizza oven is now operational.
0:11:24 > 0:11:28Unlimited free pizza for all the Earth.
0:11:28 > 0:11:31Eat as much as you dare.
0:11:36 > 0:11:39Muhahaha!
0:11:43 > 0:11:47# Theme Music to "The Magnificent Seven"
0:11:52 > 0:11:54Beep! Beep!
0:12:01 > 0:12:02Lunch!
0:12:04 > 0:12:09You've got to help us, Buck. You are, like, so our last hope.
0:12:09 > 0:12:11You've got to help us, Buck.
0:12:11 > 0:12:13You are, like, so our last hope.
0:12:13 > 0:12:15Who's Buck?
0:12:16 > 0:12:19Run!
0:12:34 > 0:12:37What happened? Where's Rudolf? He was just standing by the telly.
0:12:37 > 0:12:38Where did this pizza come from?
0:12:38 > 0:12:41- Never mind that, where's Rudolf? - Probably just ran off set.
0:12:41 > 0:12:43He didn't have time.
0:12:43 > 0:12:45Where do you think he is, then?
0:12:45 > 0:12:47Maybe he's been sucked through the telly,
0:12:47 > 0:12:48back up through the pizza pipes.
0:12:48 > 0:12:50Yeah.
0:12:50 > 0:12:52Maybe he went to get a cup of tea.
0:12:52 > 0:12:55In the middle of the show? I don't think so.
0:12:55 > 0:12:58He's probably been made into a million pieces of pizza by now.
0:13:01 > 0:13:03I'm telling you, I knew there was something dodgy
0:13:03 > 0:13:05about this Mu Pizza idea.
0:13:05 > 0:13:07Oh, come on, Gill, it's a bit unlikely, don't you think?
0:13:07 > 0:13:10He's probably just in the loo.
0:13:17 > 0:13:22Great! It's broken! Free pizza! Anyone want one?
0:13:32 > 0:13:34Global chaos as free pizzas
0:13:34 > 0:13:37have been shooting out of TV sets all over the world.
0:13:37 > 0:13:42I'm here in India and this really is a global crisis.
0:13:42 > 0:13:47The whole subcontinent is in shock at what we're seeing here.
0:13:47 > 0:13:50The pizzas are coming out of the television. It's amazing.
0:13:50 > 0:13:52Press five, you get ham and pineapple.
0:13:52 > 0:13:55It's really scary, the thought of pizza coming out of the TV.
0:13:55 > 0:13:57- What's the biggest pizza you can eat?- About this big.
0:13:57 > 0:13:59- Large.- Enormous.
0:13:59 > 0:14:00- Oh...- Er...
0:14:00 > 0:14:04The whole Earth is just going to be one big fat lump of fat.
0:14:04 > 0:14:08- Even a bad pizza tastes really good. - Yeah, the thicker the base.
0:14:08 > 0:14:10I think pizzas are definitely coming from outer space somewhere.
0:14:10 > 0:14:12Could be aliens.
0:14:12 > 0:14:13I'm not quite sure.
0:14:13 > 0:14:17I don't care where they come from, as long as they taste good.
0:14:17 > 0:14:20In London, the summit meeting between the British, American
0:14:20 > 0:14:23and Chinese government has been called off since delegates
0:14:23 > 0:14:25went on a massive pizza binge.
0:14:25 > 0:14:29The Prime Minister was due to declare a national emergency at 4pm,
0:14:29 > 0:14:31but he, too, failed to make it.
0:14:31 > 0:14:33Sources said he was too full up.
0:14:33 > 0:14:37Hear that? I told you, there's something wrong with these pizzas.
0:14:37 > 0:14:39Something's going on, I'm telling you.
0:14:39 > 0:14:42What?
0:14:42 > 0:14:45Sorry, I wasn't watching.
0:14:45 > 0:14:48- Do you want this last piece?- No.
0:14:48 > 0:14:49Thanks.
0:15:19 > 0:15:21DR MUHAHAHA: Keith! Oh, where's Keith?
0:15:21 > 0:15:23- Keith.- Yes, Dr Mu.
0:15:23 > 0:15:25What can I do to help you?
0:15:25 > 0:15:30I want you to stand guard over Princess Grumpelstiltskin here.
0:15:30 > 0:15:33- Affirmative, Dr Mu.- While Steve and I prepare to activate
0:15:33 > 0:15:36the Death Pizza.
0:15:36 > 0:15:39Right, affirmative, Dr Mu.
0:15:39 > 0:15:41What if she tries to escape?
0:15:41 > 0:15:43Oh, for goodness sake!
0:15:43 > 0:15:48Are you a lethal robot assassin or a carbon-titanium doughnut?
0:15:48 > 0:15:51Oh, lethal robot assassin. Affirmative, Dr Mu.
0:15:51 > 0:15:56Good! To the Death Pizza.
0:15:56 > 0:15:57- Do we have to?- Yes.
0:15:57 > 0:16:00I want to check my toppings one last time.
0:16:04 > 0:16:08- Farewell, Princess. - HE LAUGHS EVILLY
0:16:10 > 0:16:13- Right. - OK. Lethal robot assassin.
0:16:13 > 0:16:15I'm scary!
0:16:15 > 0:16:18I am scary! She'll be so scared of me because I'm so lethal
0:16:18 > 0:16:20and frightening!
0:16:20 > 0:16:23Oh... Er... CLUNKING
0:16:24 > 0:16:27Er...would you like a cup o' tea?
0:16:28 > 0:16:31I don't do caffeine. Get me a peppermint tea instead.
0:16:31 > 0:16:34Oh, right, OK. I'll go and get that for you.
0:16:34 > 0:16:36Just stay right there, I'll be right back. Bye!
0:16:36 > 0:16:38CLUNKING FOOTSTEPS
0:16:46 > 0:16:48OK, men. Let's go on searching Quadrant B.
0:16:48 > 0:16:52- Is there a toilet in Quadrant B? - They're leaving.
0:16:52 > 0:16:55I think it's about time you explain what's going on here.
0:16:55 > 0:16:57OK, listen.
0:16:57 > 0:17:00Two years ago, Dr Muhahaha invaded our planet.
0:17:00 > 0:17:04He's using our natural resources to fuel his intergalactic pizza empire
0:17:04 > 0:17:08and he's enslaved the entire population to make them for him.
0:17:08 > 0:17:12- Why?- So he can conquer the last remaining planet in the multiverse,
0:17:12 > 0:17:15a tiny, insignificant place called Earth.
0:17:15 > 0:17:18Yeah, not that insignificant.
0:17:18 > 0:17:21He sends the free pizzas we make out to all of Earth's people.
0:17:21 > 0:17:24His plan is to wait until everyone is too full up to move,
0:17:24 > 0:17:27then he can unleash his new secret weapon - the Death Pizza.
0:17:27 > 0:17:31Princess Gelina and I have been leading the resistance.
0:17:31 > 0:17:34We have to stop him before the Death Pizza arrives on Earth.
0:17:34 > 0:17:35What's the plan?
0:17:35 > 0:17:39We rescue Princess Gelina and sabotage the Death Pizza.
0:17:39 > 0:17:42Oh! If only I'd have known it was that simple.
0:17:42 > 0:17:44- Give us a cuddle, then. - I'm sorry?
0:17:44 > 0:17:46Just come here.
0:17:52 > 0:17:57- Is my special weapon ready? - In position, Doctor.
0:17:57 > 0:18:00Let's show those poor people on Earth who's boss.
0:18:02 > 0:18:05Steve, show me my masterpiece.
0:18:08 > 0:18:11- Docking sequence initiated. - HE LAUGHS EVILLY
0:18:11 > 0:18:13- Docking complete. - Look at that!
0:18:13 > 0:18:15Initiating jump to hyperspace.
0:18:20 > 0:18:24It's my Death Pizza, so I'm going to press the button.
0:18:24 > 0:18:25Now, where is it? Mmm?
0:18:25 > 0:18:28- Is it this one? - HONKING
0:18:28 > 0:18:31Oh... The blue one?
0:18:31 > 0:18:33- FLUSHING - OK, OK! I've got it.
0:18:34 > 0:18:37Yes! Yes!
0:18:37 > 0:18:38HE LAUGHS EVILLY
0:18:39 > 0:18:41CLATTERING
0:18:41 > 0:18:44Whoa! Steve, a bit of warning next time!
0:18:49 > 0:18:53Across the world, governments and the military have been reacting
0:18:53 > 0:18:56to the appearance of an unidentified and apparently alien spaceship
0:18:56 > 0:18:58in the shape of a giant pizza.
0:18:58 > 0:19:03That's the Sydney Harbour Bridge. It was built in 1932.
0:19:03 > 0:19:05Hang on, what's that in the sky?!
0:19:05 > 0:19:06Oh, my... Oh, my word!
0:19:06 > 0:19:10I don't believe what I'm looking at. I'll zoom in for a better look.
0:19:10 > 0:19:14It's like some huge pizza-shaped death ship of some sort.
0:19:14 > 0:19:18WOMAN: Oh my gosh! Look at that thing! It's so big!
0:19:18 > 0:19:20Look at it! It's like a giant pizza or something.
0:19:20 > 0:19:23- That reminds me, I'm hungry. - Hey, I'm hungry too.
0:19:23 > 0:19:26Reports are suggesting there may be some kind of link between
0:19:26 > 0:19:29the pizza-shaped spacecraft's appearance
0:19:29 > 0:19:33and the fact that the world has been flooded with free pizza today.
0:19:33 > 0:19:36You want a sound bite? Well, bite on this.
0:19:36 > 0:19:39There's no connection between the pizzas coming out of the TVs
0:19:39 > 0:19:41and the giant pizza in the sky.
0:19:41 > 0:19:43That's all I've got to say on the subject.
0:19:43 > 0:19:45Get that out of my face, son!
0:19:45 > 0:19:48We still don't know where this spacecraft came from
0:19:48 > 0:19:52or who the occupants are, or even if there are any.
0:19:52 > 0:19:56No demands or threats have been made, and until we have contact,
0:19:56 > 0:19:59it's simply too early to speculate on what might happen
0:19:59 > 0:20:02or what these strange visitors might want.
0:20:07 > 0:20:08Look!
0:20:08 > 0:20:12Watch out, Mu's got one of those K-type robots.
0:20:12 > 0:20:15Would you like me to leave your tea bag in?
0:20:15 > 0:20:16- Yeah, whatever. - Righto.
0:20:16 > 0:20:18BOTH: Boo!
0:20:18 > 0:20:20- CLANG! - Princess Gelina! You're safe.
0:20:20 > 0:20:23- What was that?- It was like the most neurotic Teasmade ever.
0:20:23 > 0:20:25I'm not coming down!
0:20:25 > 0:20:28Thank goodness you're here! The Earth is in grave danger.
0:20:28 > 0:20:30Oh, he's cute. Should I know him?
0:20:30 > 0:20:31Do you watch much television from Earth?
0:20:31 > 0:20:34- Er, no. - Then probably not. I'm Rufus.
0:20:34 > 0:20:35- Princess Gelina.- Is this...?
0:20:35 > 0:20:38Yeah, that's Earth. Muhahaha intends to invade it using pizza!
0:20:38 > 0:20:40That's correct, Hound.
0:20:42 > 0:20:44I wouldn't bother, if I were you.
0:20:44 > 0:20:47The Death Pizza is already poised to attack.
0:20:47 > 0:20:48It really is ingenious.
0:20:48 > 0:20:53The Death Pizza is controlled remotely through the oven.
0:20:53 > 0:20:56As you can see, it's heating up nicely.
0:20:56 > 0:21:00And...here's the clever bit. I've programmed it so that when I place
0:21:00 > 0:21:05my favourite pizza in the oven, the Death Pizza attacks immediately!
0:21:06 > 0:21:09And just out of interest, which is your favourite pizza?
0:21:09 > 0:21:13- Don't tell him. He'll only... - It's all right.
0:21:13 > 0:21:16The Four Seasons, of course. So you see,
0:21:16 > 0:21:19there really is nothing you can do.
0:21:19 > 0:21:22Everything has gone entirely according to plan.
0:21:22 > 0:21:26The population of Earth are all... stuffed.
0:21:26 > 0:21:30They won't be able to resist. Oh, care for a celebratory slice?
0:21:34 > 0:21:39- This'll never work, Muhahaha. - Let's see, shall we? Steve?
0:21:43 > 0:21:48OK, well, I'm off to invade the Earth. Steve?
0:21:51 > 0:21:55The Death Pizza has been activated.
0:21:57 > 0:21:59Come on.
0:21:59 > 0:22:01Get off!
0:22:05 > 0:22:09The Earth is under attack. The giant pizza-shaped spacecraft
0:22:09 > 0:22:12which appeared in orbit around the Earth earlier today
0:22:12 > 0:22:16has this evening launched an unprovoked attack on mankind
0:22:16 > 0:22:20using weapons our military are completely unequipped to deal with.
0:22:20 > 0:22:24We are totally ill-equipped to deal with this situation.
0:22:24 > 0:22:25They're coming!
0:22:29 > 0:22:31Hordes of pizza-delivery scooters
0:22:31 > 0:22:35with no riders have brought gridlock to our cities,
0:22:35 > 0:22:37and giant dough bombs have destroyed
0:22:37 > 0:22:40some of the world's most important landmarks.
0:22:48 > 0:22:50Think! We've got to do something!
0:22:50 > 0:22:56The chilli is not an ingredient of the Four Seasons pizza.
0:22:56 > 0:23:00The chilli is not an ingredient of the Four Seasons pizza.
0:23:01 > 0:23:03- Hit me.- What?
0:23:03 > 0:23:06- With your elbow. Hit me. - DR MUHAHAHA: At last!
0:23:06 > 0:23:08Harder. Harder!
0:23:08 > 0:23:10Earth!
0:23:12 > 0:23:14Now turn.
0:23:14 > 0:23:16I've got other things to think about, like...
0:23:16 > 0:23:18And lean!
0:23:18 > 0:23:20Go!
0:23:27 > 0:23:30It's working! ALARM RINGS
0:23:33 > 0:23:37COMPUTER: Pizza topping mismatch. Pizza topping...
0:23:37 > 0:23:39My pizza machine! What have you done?
0:23:39 > 0:23:43Well, it's all a bit predictable, but I think he's escaped
0:23:43 > 0:23:44and sabotaged the machine.
0:23:44 > 0:23:46Well, don't just stand there gloating, come on!
0:23:51 > 0:23:53# Pizza, pizza
0:23:53 > 0:23:56# Get your lovely pizza
0:23:56 > 0:23:58# Look what's come to town
0:23:58 > 0:24:00# Pizza through your TV Toppings are addictive
0:24:00 > 0:24:03# Abso-bloomin'-lutely free
0:24:03 > 0:24:04# For you and me
0:24:04 > 0:24:05# Once you try it
0:24:05 > 0:24:07# You're mad for it
0:24:07 > 0:24:09# Planet Earth, it's oh, so bad for it
0:24:09 > 0:24:11# Come and see
0:24:14 > 0:24:16# We've got seas full of anchovies
0:24:16 > 0:24:19# Buffalo sneeze, mozzarella cheese
0:24:19 > 0:24:20# Slipping on a pizza
0:24:20 > 0:24:24# Melted up in the sunshine Everything's fine
0:24:24 > 0:24:27# I'm fit to bust
0:24:27 > 0:24:28# Stuffed to the crust
0:24:28 > 0:24:30# With pizza, pizza
0:24:30 > 0:24:33# Get your lovely pizza
0:24:33 > 0:24:35# Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha
0:24:35 > 0:24:37# Get your lovely pizza. #
0:24:48 > 0:24:50Rufus, we don't know how to stop it!
0:24:52 > 0:24:55Right, you've asked for it.
0:25:09 > 0:25:12- Your powers are weak, young man. - Not as weak as you think.
0:25:14 > 0:25:16Hound! Hound!
0:25:16 > 0:25:18I'll get you, Hound!
0:25:21 > 0:25:26PRINCESS GELINA: Thanks, Mr...er, whatever. You totally saved my life.
0:25:26 > 0:25:29- HOUND: Watch out! - GELINA: Chill out, dude.
0:25:29 > 0:25:33It's really sad that giant space station in the shape of a pizza's
0:25:33 > 0:25:35going to crash into your Earth.
0:25:35 > 0:25:38Oh, yeah. Oh, no!
0:25:38 > 0:25:39COMPUTER: Ingredient malfunction.
0:25:39 > 0:25:41No, no, no, no, no!
0:25:41 > 0:25:45Um, I think the Death Pizza's about to crash, Dr Mu.
0:25:45 > 0:25:47Don't you ever call me that! It's Dr Muhahaha.
0:25:47 > 0:25:48Hey, hey, hey, don't go grumpy with me.
0:25:48 > 0:25:51I'm not the one who told them the plans, then left them to escape.
0:25:51 > 0:25:55I did not leave them to escape. I had other things to attend to,
0:25:55 > 0:25:57like the invasion of Earth. If I'd had any proper support
0:25:57 > 0:25:59from you and Keith, none of this would have happened.
0:25:59 > 0:26:01- You're saying this is my fault? - Yes, it's your fault.
0:26:01 > 0:26:05Your job is to help me. I mean, every time I come up with a plan,
0:26:05 > 0:26:09it's just nag, nag, nag, "It won't work." It's not good enough, Steve.
0:26:09 > 0:26:12It's actually crashing now. I think you'd better hit the rewind button.
0:26:12 > 0:26:15I expect more from my team than just insubordination and insults.
0:26:15 > 0:26:19The reset button, that lets you rewind the day and start again...
0:26:19 > 0:26:21I mean, how long have you been working for me now?
0:26:21 > 0:26:24Ten years? And how many evil plans have we had foiled?
0:26:24 > 0:26:25# Theme from "EastEnders"
0:26:25 > 0:26:28- The button!- All right!
0:26:28 > 0:26:30COMPUTER: Ten, nine...
0:26:30 > 0:26:32- I'll get you tomorrow, Rufus Hound. - ...seven, six...
0:26:32 > 0:26:33Or should I say...
0:26:33 > 0:26:34...five, four...
0:26:34 > 0:26:35...today?
0:26:35 > 0:26:37...three, two,
0:26:37 > 0:26:39- one... - Ha-ha-ha-ha!
0:26:43 > 0:26:45STEVE: Do I look like I'm laughing?
0:26:47 > 0:26:48HOUND: Chilli? Eugh!
0:26:49 > 0:26:51Dr Moo-ha-ha.
0:26:51 > 0:26:53Should I know him?
0:26:54 > 0:26:56Free pizza! Anyone want one?
0:26:56 > 0:27:00'The Mu Pizza revolution is coming.'
0:27:02 > 0:27:04'Princess Grumpelstiltskin.'
0:27:04 > 0:27:06- Have I met you before? - Everybody relax.
0:27:08 > 0:27:09I'm here.
0:27:10 > 0:27:15Ah, well. I'm definitely going to beat him tomorrow.
0:27:15 > 0:27:17Or is that today?
0:27:17 > 0:27:19# I'm fit to bust
0:27:19 > 0:27:21# I'm stuffed to the crust
0:27:21 > 0:27:23# With pizza, pizza
0:27:23 > 0:27:26# Get your lovely pizza!
0:27:27 > 0:27:29# Get your lovely pizza! #
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0:27:32 > 0:27:34Muhahaha!