0:00:10 > 0:00:14That'll never fit in my handbag. HE SNORES
0:00:20 > 0:00:23'That's me - Rufus Hound.
0:00:25 > 0:00:28'I'm a television presenter
0:00:28 > 0:00:30'and every day I save the world.'
0:00:30 > 0:00:31Ah!
0:00:31 > 0:00:37See him? Well, this ugly dipstick is the evil Dr Muhaha...
0:00:37 > 0:00:39It's pronounced "Muhahaha".
0:00:39 > 0:00:41...and his geeky sidekick, Steve.
0:00:41 > 0:00:43Shall I?
0:00:44 > 0:00:48Every day he comes up with some new plan to conquer us,
0:00:48 > 0:00:50and every day I stop him.
0:00:51 > 0:00:55What? Someone's got to do it. And that's not the half of it.
0:00:55 > 0:00:58If, at the end of the day, I have beaten him, well,
0:00:58 > 0:01:02he just hits rewind, and the whole day goes back to the beginning.
0:01:09 > 0:01:11DISCORDANT MUSIC Not again!
0:01:11 > 0:01:12Whoa!
0:01:13 > 0:01:15'Right, off to my first day at work...
0:01:15 > 0:01:17'again.'
0:01:17 > 0:01:20So, you'd think I'd know exactly what's going to happen.
0:01:22 > 0:01:23Morning.
0:01:23 > 0:01:25Unfortunately, it's not always that simple,
0:01:25 > 0:01:29because Dr Mu's always coming up with a new plan.
0:01:29 > 0:01:33Luckily, whatever world I'm in, these two always turn up to help.
0:01:33 > 0:01:36The only thing is, I never know what they're going to look like.
0:01:37 > 0:01:41Last, but by no means least, is this good-looking chap.
0:01:41 > 0:01:44That's me, from years ahead in the future.
0:01:44 > 0:01:46Future Rufus likes to think he's helping,
0:01:46 > 0:01:50but sometimes I'm not so sure it's not his fault I'm in this mess.
0:01:50 > 0:01:53So that's it, in a nutshell.
0:01:53 > 0:01:56You never know, maybe one day I'll wake up, and it'll be tomorrow.
0:01:56 > 0:01:58BIRD CAWS
0:02:00 > 0:02:03Or, at the very least, I'll remember about that bird.
0:02:17 > 0:02:19OINKING
0:02:27 > 0:02:29Everybody relax - I'm here.
0:02:29 > 0:02:31Oh, it's the new guy! Hi there, I'm Gill.
0:02:31 > 0:02:33Hiya, I'm Barry.
0:02:33 > 0:02:36That's odd - have I met you before?
0:02:36 > 0:02:40No, but you might recognise me from the X Factor.
0:02:40 > 0:02:42Sometimes I play Dannii Minogue.
0:02:43 > 0:02:46Well, come on, then. We haven't got all day.
0:02:50 > 0:02:53Josh, your dinner's ready!
0:02:53 > 0:02:55My TV programme's nearly finished!
0:02:56 > 0:02:59DISTANT ECHOING VOICE: Josh...
0:03:02 > 0:03:04DISTANT ECHOING VOICE: Josh...
0:03:06 > 0:03:07SQUEAKY DISTANT VOICE: Come over here.
0:03:09 > 0:03:12SQUEAKY DISTANT VOICE: I'm over here. Look at me!
0:03:20 > 0:03:22SQUEAKY VOICE: Come on, yeah, I'm over here.
0:03:35 > 0:03:39Help! Help me! Help me, pull me out of here!
0:03:45 > 0:03:48- Mum! - It's fish fingers.
0:04:01 > 0:04:05- MU: Muhahaha! - LAUGHTER AND GIGGLING
0:04:05 > 0:04:09Muhahaha! Ha-ha-ha!
0:04:12 > 0:04:14Ha-ha-ha-ha!
0:04:15 > 0:04:18- What?- It's just weird.
0:04:18 > 0:04:21It's like me going, "Ste-he-he-eve!"
0:04:21 > 0:04:25- every time I think something's cool. - Shut up, Steve.
0:04:25 > 0:04:30My laugh is not weird. And my animated antimatter plan is cool.
0:04:30 > 0:04:32And it is going to win me control of Earth.
0:04:32 > 0:04:37- The last planet, the last free planet, in the multiverse. - HE LAUGHS
0:04:37 > 0:04:39- Whatever.- Shut up, Steve.
0:04:39 > 0:04:42Uh, yes. Altogether now.
0:04:42 > 0:04:45- Muhahahaha! - SQUEAKY LAUGHING
0:04:47 > 0:04:52Muhahaha! Yes. Excellent.
0:05:02 > 0:05:0430 seconds to show time.
0:05:07 > 0:05:08So, this experiment...?
0:05:08 > 0:05:12It's basically a simple demonstration of nuclear fusion.
0:05:12 > 0:05:16- Using a gherkin? - Yeah, just in case.
0:05:16 > 0:05:19- Just in case what? - Oh, don't worry about it.
0:05:19 > 0:05:20What's the worst that can happen, eh?
0:05:20 > 0:05:22HE LAUGHS NERVOUSLY
0:05:22 > 0:05:25DIRECTOR: And 5, 4, 3...
0:05:27 > 0:05:28On air.
0:05:33 > 0:05:34Hello and welcome to FunLab.
0:05:34 > 0:05:37The show that puts the fizz into physics...
0:05:37 > 0:05:38The mystery into chemistry...
0:05:38 > 0:05:40And the "Oh, Gee!" into biology.
0:05:40 > 0:05:45And kicking off today's experiment is brand-new presenter Ramone Hound.
0:05:45 > 0:05:49Today, we're going to be probing the atomic heart
0:05:49 > 0:05:51of the universe using this small...
0:05:51 > 0:05:53'And just as I'm getting going,
0:05:53 > 0:05:57'my meddling future self turns up to ruin my day.'
0:05:57 > 0:06:01Understanding the universe takes billions and billions of pounds.
0:06:01 > 0:06:05Well, you're probably right.
0:06:05 > 0:06:07Woahh!
0:06:07 > 0:06:09Rudolph?
0:06:13 > 0:06:15ALL LAUGH
0:06:15 > 0:06:18It's actually quite uncomfortable, thank you for asking.
0:06:18 > 0:06:23Aw! I take back what I said, that is the worst thing that could happen.
0:06:23 > 0:06:24Look, can you not do that, Brian?!
0:06:24 > 0:06:27HE MOUTHS
0:06:31 > 0:06:34We have a technical hitch. FunLab will resume shortly.
0:06:38 > 0:06:40It's time.
0:06:40 > 0:06:45Time to activate my utterly genius plan. How better to infiltrate
0:06:45 > 0:06:48the earthlings' homes than with a cartoon?
0:06:48 > 0:06:51A cutesy-wutesy, evil cartoon.
0:06:52 > 0:06:56They'll sit down to watch and before they know it, they'll be gone.
0:06:56 > 0:06:59- Gone, gone! - HE LAUGHS EVILLY
0:06:59 > 0:07:02Now, are you sure you're ready?
0:07:03 > 0:07:05You both remember what I told you, right?
0:07:05 > 0:07:06Yes, Steve.
0:07:06 > 0:07:08Because it'll all go terribly wrong if you don't.
0:07:08 > 0:07:10- Yes, yes. - Spectacularly wrong.
0:07:10 > 0:07:12He has got to be careful,
0:07:12 > 0:07:14or it'll be like nothing evil ever even happened.
0:07:14 > 0:07:17- Right-oh. - So, should I...?
0:07:17 > 0:07:19Oh, yes. Go on. Run it by me again.
0:07:19 > 0:07:23OK. It's to do with the interesting effects of separation
0:07:23 > 0:07:26on animated antimatter. Which means that when you blah, blah, blah,
0:07:26 > 0:07:30blah, blah, blah, blah, blah,
0:07:30 > 0:07:33blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.
0:07:38 > 0:07:42...Absolutely, positively can't leave the cartoon world.
0:07:42 > 0:07:44- Got that? - Midabana...
0:07:44 > 0:07:46- Uh, yes.- Great.
0:07:46 > 0:07:50Activating evil plan now.
0:07:50 > 0:07:52Muhahaha!
0:07:54 > 0:07:58MOBILE PHONE RINGS Dave?
0:07:58 > 0:08:00Dave. Can you hear me, mate?
0:08:00 > 0:08:02I'm at work.
0:08:02 > 0:08:04You won't believe...
0:08:04 > 0:08:08# CARMINA BURANA O Fortuna
0:08:09 > 0:08:11Oh-ahhhhh!
0:08:14 > 0:08:15Ahhhh!
0:08:25 > 0:08:26MACHINE BEEPS
0:08:26 > 0:08:29Not many so far.
0:08:29 > 0:08:32It's programmed to start slowly.
0:08:32 > 0:08:35We don't want anything going wrong this time.
0:08:35 > 0:08:40Right. Because normally we totally heart it when things go wrong(!)
0:08:40 > 0:08:42I'll pretend I didn't hear that.
0:08:45 > 0:08:46Aaaahhhhhh!
0:08:46 > 0:08:49So, now I'm off to meet my future self
0:08:49 > 0:08:51so he can send me on some harebrained mission.
0:08:51 > 0:08:52Aaaahhhh!
0:08:58 > 0:09:01- You.- No, you.
0:09:01 > 0:09:03From the future. How many more times?
0:09:03 > 0:09:05All right, what do you want?
0:09:05 > 0:09:08For you to exercise, change diet and adopt a daily shaving routine.
0:09:08 > 0:09:10Yeah, all right, but apart from that?
0:09:10 > 0:09:12- Your belt.- What?
0:09:15 > 0:09:17You heard me, myself. Hand it over.
0:09:17 > 0:09:20So, why do you need my belt?
0:09:20 > 0:09:22That's why.
0:09:22 > 0:09:25Wooahh!
0:09:25 > 0:09:28Ha-ha-ha-ha!
0:09:28 > 0:09:32Oh! I do make myself laugh.
0:09:32 > 0:09:34Bye, now.
0:09:43 > 0:09:45Aaaahhhh!
0:09:45 > 0:09:47Gah! Cha! Kah!
0:09:47 > 0:09:49Drah! Pah! Gah!
0:09:49 > 0:09:51Fuh! Caht! Doit!
0:09:51 > 0:09:54Hwah! Doah! Doey! Hah! Nuh! Hnwah!
0:09:54 > 0:09:56Fuh! Nah! Doah!
0:09:56 > 0:09:58Ow!
0:09:58 > 0:10:00Wow!
0:10:00 > 0:10:04No, I was right the first time. Ow!
0:10:04 > 0:10:06Hey, you!
0:10:06 > 0:10:08Where did you come from?
0:10:08 > 0:10:13- What's wrong with your face? - Very funny. It's a moustache.
0:10:13 > 0:10:17No, no, no. You look, um...
0:10:17 > 0:10:20- different!- It's probably because I'm from Earth.
0:10:20 > 0:10:22I'm not normally a cartoon.
0:10:22 > 0:10:24- What are you doing here, then? - I'm not sure yet.
0:10:24 > 0:10:26Anything gone wrong lately?
0:10:26 > 0:10:30- Um, my toilet's blocked. - I'm not here for that.
0:10:30 > 0:10:32But it's nice to meet you.
0:10:32 > 0:10:34Ooh!
0:10:34 > 0:10:36I'm so sorry.
0:10:36 > 0:10:40I don't care who you are, you pull your trousers up!
0:10:40 > 0:10:43Gelina! Gelina!
0:10:43 > 0:10:45Gelina! Oh, Gelina!
0:10:45 > 0:10:48A stranger just dropped out of the sky!
0:10:48 > 0:10:50Oh, you've got one too.
0:10:50 > 0:10:53Yeah, one that likes to pull his trousers down.
0:10:53 > 0:10:56Look, I met my future self and he stole my belt!
0:10:56 > 0:10:58And telling massive fibs!
0:10:58 > 0:11:00It's not a fib! And I said sorry!
0:11:00 > 0:11:04Hang on, did you just say somebody else has fallen out of the sky?
0:11:04 > 0:11:08Yeah. There's loads of them. They're over there.
0:11:13 > 0:11:15Dave!
0:11:15 > 0:11:19- Dave? - The first one!
0:11:19 > 0:11:22Dave?! Dave?! Dave!
0:11:22 > 0:11:26My evil plan only flipping-well works.
0:11:26 > 0:11:28Works like a charm.
0:11:28 > 0:11:33Except charms don't actually work, being magic and not rooted
0:11:33 > 0:11:36in the physical sciences, and so therefore not being real.
0:11:36 > 0:11:39Nerd!
0:11:39 > 0:11:44Dave? Dave? Dave!
0:11:56 > 0:12:00# CARL ORFF: Carmina Burana: O Fortuna
0:12:19 > 0:12:22From across the globe, reports are coming in
0:12:22 > 0:12:24of unexplained mass disappearances.
0:12:24 > 0:12:27Official advice is not to panic.
0:12:28 > 0:12:32ZAPPING OF PEOPLE BEING SUCKED INTO THE TV
0:12:34 > 0:12:36Muhahaha!
0:12:40 > 0:12:43I'm sorry, official advice is now panic.
0:12:43 > 0:12:45Panic. Panic!
0:12:45 > 0:12:47Panic!
0:12:47 > 0:12:49PANIC!
0:12:51 > 0:12:58Mate. OK, you really won't believe what just, just happened.
0:12:58 > 0:13:00Is he here to fix the toilet?
0:13:00 > 0:13:02He shouldn't be here at all.
0:13:02 > 0:13:04It's usually just me.
0:13:04 > 0:13:06We don't mind a few visitors...
0:13:06 > 0:13:08Get off!
0:13:08 > 0:13:10SHOUTING AND MOANING
0:13:10 > 0:13:13...dropping in now and then.
0:13:18 > 0:13:22Oh! Hey! Ha-ha-ha-ha!
0:13:24 > 0:13:27Room for a few more, I think.
0:13:27 > 0:13:29Ha-ha-ha! Ooh! He-he-he!
0:13:29 > 0:13:31What happened?
0:13:31 > 0:13:33Hold on, mate. It was a cartoon.
0:13:33 > 0:13:36The Mu Show. One minute I was watching it...
0:13:36 > 0:13:37So was I!
0:13:37 > 0:13:39ALL: Yeah, I was watching that. Me, too!
0:13:39 > 0:13:41Next thing I knew, I was here.
0:13:41 > 0:13:43Dr Mu.
0:13:43 > 0:13:44He's got to be behind this.
0:13:44 > 0:13:48That evil maniac is overcrowding our world.
0:13:48 > 0:13:51Yeah, by under crowding mine.
0:13:51 > 0:13:55Trust Mu to do the evil double whammy.
0:13:55 > 0:13:58# Oh, I'm an evil genius!
0:13:58 > 0:14:00# I'm an evil genius!
0:14:00 > 0:14:03# Nah, dah, dah, dah! Nah, dah, dah, dah! #
0:14:03 > 0:14:05Do you like it?
0:14:05 > 0:14:07# It's called the evil double whammy
0:14:07 > 0:14:09# The evil double whammy
0:14:09 > 0:14:10# Nah, hah, hah, hah... #
0:14:10 > 0:14:12Steve, how many have we got?
0:14:12 > 0:14:14- Um...- Steve?
0:14:14 > 0:14:16I could have sworn I just saw Rufus Hound.
0:14:16 > 0:14:18Uh? How many have we got?
0:14:18 > 0:14:23- 4,000,675.- Ha-ha-ha!
0:14:24 > 0:14:25That'll do.
0:14:25 > 0:14:30Time to evil phone a friend.
0:14:30 > 0:14:33That is so '98. And it doesn't even work.
0:14:33 > 0:14:36You're phoning more than one person and none of them's your friend.
0:14:36 > 0:14:40Just do it. And they might want to be my friend.
0:14:40 > 0:14:42They're the leaders of the Earth.
0:14:42 > 0:14:44When they hear what you've got to say,
0:14:44 > 0:14:47they're definitely not going to want to be your friend.
0:14:47 > 0:14:49They might. We might bond over the whole
0:14:49 > 0:14:53"put me in charge of your planet or you'll never see your people again".
0:14:58 > 0:14:59DIAL TONE
0:14:59 > 0:15:03This is the White House Presidential Hotline. Can I help you?
0:15:03 > 0:15:05Please hold.
0:15:05 > 0:15:09This is the red phone for the Kremlin, Russia.
0:15:09 > 0:15:11Please hold.
0:15:13 > 0:15:17Prime Minister here. Hold on, I'll just turn the television down...!
0:15:17 > 0:15:20WOMAN: Hello, were you looking for the Prime Minister?
0:15:20 > 0:15:22I'm afraid he's been sucked into the television.
0:15:22 > 0:15:25I'm Mrs Witchell, the cleaner. Perhaps if it's an important call
0:15:25 > 0:15:26maybe I could be of assistance?
0:15:26 > 0:15:28(GERMAN ACCENT) Ya? I'm there.
0:15:28 > 0:15:30MRS WITCHELL: Are there other people on this line?
0:15:30 > 0:15:32Inconsequential earthlings,
0:15:32 > 0:15:38I have got five million of your people... and counting.
0:15:38 > 0:15:40If you ever want to see them again,
0:15:40 > 0:15:45you will listen very carefully.
0:15:45 > 0:15:49AMERICAN PRESIDENT: The USA does not negotiate with terrorists.
0:15:49 > 0:15:53RUSSIAN PRESIDENT: Is this some kind of decadent American humour?
0:15:53 > 0:15:55MRS WITCHELL: I don't know, I'm just a cleaner.
0:15:55 > 0:15:59He-he-he, ha-ha-ha! Ooh, he-he-ha-ha-ha!
0:15:59 > 0:16:00MRS WITCHELL: Hello? Hello?
0:16:02 > 0:16:04So, we're agreed on the plan?
0:16:04 > 0:16:06It'll never work.
0:16:06 > 0:16:10We'll never breed a race of giant mice fast enough.
0:16:10 > 0:16:13Buck, that is not the plan.
0:16:13 > 0:16:15Really? Oh.
0:16:15 > 0:16:17I thought that was the plan.
0:16:17 > 0:16:19That was your suggestion for the plan.
0:16:19 > 0:16:24We're going with Rufus's suggestion - go to Mu's lab and try
0:16:24 > 0:16:27- and find out how to stop him. - HE GASPS
0:16:27 > 0:16:29We'll be fine.
0:16:29 > 0:16:31Well, as fine as three people
0:16:31 > 0:16:34on a death-defying mission to obtain information
0:16:34 > 0:16:36from a vicious and galactically feared evil genius can be.
0:16:36 > 0:16:39Three people?
0:16:39 > 0:16:41Um...no.
0:16:41 > 0:16:43You misunderstand.
0:16:43 > 0:16:45We're not coming.
0:16:45 > 0:16:48- Chickens.- No, we're not.
0:16:48 > 0:16:50We can't come.
0:16:50 > 0:16:52If we leave here, we...
0:16:52 > 0:16:54Um...mmm...
0:16:54 > 0:17:00- Throw up? - We disappear. Gone. The end.
0:17:00 > 0:17:05Game...over. It's like we never even existed.
0:17:05 > 0:17:08- Really?- Yeah, it's really interesting, actually,
0:17:08 > 0:17:12something to do with the effects of separating native antimatter
0:17:12 > 0:17:16with the neutrons that form part of the electronic matter
0:17:16 > 0:17:20- of the physical sense, you see? - HE SNORES
0:17:20 > 0:17:22Blah, blah,
0:17:22 > 0:17:26blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.
0:17:26 > 0:17:30So, simply put, it means that
0:17:30 > 0:17:33we absolutely, positively can't leave the cartoon world.
0:17:33 > 0:17:36Hang on, I'm a cartoon now.
0:17:36 > 0:17:38What's going to happen to me if I leave here?
0:17:38 > 0:17:39Will it be like I never existed?
0:17:39 > 0:17:43You're not normally a cartoon, right?
0:17:43 > 0:17:45Um...
0:17:45 > 0:17:48You'll probably be OK.
0:17:48 > 0:17:53- Um...- Probably.
0:17:53 > 0:17:55OK, well...
0:17:55 > 0:17:57Let's find out.
0:17:57 > 0:17:59Hit it. WATCH BEEPS
0:18:01 > 0:18:04ALL: Woah!
0:18:05 > 0:18:07So you've got all that?
0:18:07 > 0:18:11Mm-hm. That's right.
0:18:11 > 0:18:15I've kidnapped five million of your people and rising.
0:18:15 > 0:18:18And I'm holding them to ransom
0:18:18 > 0:18:21until you accept me as planetary overlord.
0:18:21 > 0:18:23Yes, planetary overlord.
0:18:23 > 0:18:27And if you do that, I'll return them.
0:18:27 > 0:18:31- Of course I will, sillies! - HE TUTS
0:18:31 > 0:18:37OK. Well, current leaders of Earth, great to speak to you.
0:18:37 > 0:18:41I'll just keep kidnapping whilst you make your minds up.
0:18:41 > 0:18:43So, don't you take too long now!
0:18:43 > 0:18:45And just remember...
0:18:45 > 0:18:47Put me in charge...
0:18:47 > 0:18:51or you'll never see your people again.
0:18:51 > 0:18:54Muhahaha! I...oh...
0:18:54 > 0:18:57They've gone.
0:18:57 > 0:18:58Check this out.
0:19:04 > 0:19:08In the absence of an official statement from the Prime Minister,
0:19:08 > 0:19:10his...um...cleaner
0:19:10 > 0:19:15has advised the British public to avoid watching the new Mu Show.
0:19:16 > 0:19:20Now? Me?! I'd like to warn against watching the Mu Show.
0:19:20 > 0:19:22It's a terrible, corrupting influence.
0:19:22 > 0:19:26I noticed dirty surfaces everywhere, I wouldn't stand for dirty surfaces,
0:19:26 > 0:19:29that's more my area of expertise, I'm a cleaner.
0:19:29 > 0:19:34We repeat, Government advice is not to watch... Oooh!
0:19:38 > 0:19:43- Ooh! Ha-ha-ha! Excellent. - This is going really well.
0:19:43 > 0:19:47In fact, the only person who could ruin things now is Rufus Hound.
0:19:47 > 0:19:54Oh, yes. Hound. The virtuous fly in our evil ointment.
0:19:54 > 0:19:57The good-hearted spanner in our diabolical plans.
0:19:57 > 0:19:59ALARM BLARES
0:19:59 > 0:20:03The moral cat amongst our villainous pigeons. The nice sandwich
0:20:03 > 0:20:06that our naughty picnic is short of.
0:20:06 > 0:20:08Well, I don't need to run a scan to check where he is.
0:20:08 > 0:20:10Who?
0:20:10 > 0:20:12- Singed hair.- What?
0:20:12 > 0:20:15Either you've been overdoing it with the straighteners again
0:20:15 > 0:20:19or Hound is behind our console and he has just electrocuted himself.
0:20:19 > 0:20:21Why couldn't you have told me this before?
0:20:24 > 0:20:28(IN A FOREIGN ACCENT) Can anybody tell me the way to Leicester Square?
0:20:28 > 0:20:30No?
0:20:30 > 0:20:33Ah! Hound.
0:20:36 > 0:20:40You're beaten, Hound, how do you like that?
0:20:41 > 0:20:43Oh, dear.
0:20:43 > 0:20:49- Has it made you feel a bit...down? - HE LAUGHS EVILLY
0:20:49 > 0:20:53Evil and funny - I really am the whole package!
0:20:53 > 0:20:55You won't get away with this, you evil fiend.
0:20:55 > 0:20:59That's DR Evil Fiend to you.
0:20:59 > 0:21:02And I've already gotten away with it, DIY.
0:21:02 > 0:21:04DIY?
0:21:04 > 0:21:07He means FYI. For your information.
0:21:07 > 0:21:12I mean, Earth's leaders - and their cleaner -
0:21:12 > 0:21:15are going to hand over power to me in just a few short minutes.
0:21:15 > 0:21:19Not factually accurate. The minutes are the same length as normal.
0:21:19 > 0:21:21He's right about the plans though. Loser!
0:21:21 > 0:21:23Yes. Thank you, Steve.
0:21:23 > 0:21:26So there's nothing you can do to stop me, Rufus Hound.
0:21:26 > 0:21:31Nothing you can do to send all your fellow earthlings back to...
0:21:31 > 0:21:33Again, not wholly correct.
0:21:33 > 0:21:35What, he can send them back?
0:21:35 > 0:21:37You know that, I told you.
0:21:37 > 0:21:41- I don't and you didn't! - I did! Remember?!
0:21:41 > 0:21:44I was talking about the interesting effects.
0:21:44 > 0:21:46About how we had to be careful or it will be like
0:21:46 > 0:21:48- nothing evil ever happened. - WATCH BEEPS
0:21:48 > 0:21:52- You did not! - Did so! Did so, did so!
0:21:52 > 0:21:55Don't talk to me in that tone in front of guests, young lady.
0:21:55 > 0:21:56Sorry about her...
0:21:59 > 0:22:02- He's escaped. After him! - Where?
0:22:02 > 0:22:04All the usual places.
0:22:04 > 0:22:06Do we have to?
0:22:06 > 0:22:08- I'll lead the way, shall I? - Yeah.
0:22:08 > 0:22:11# Who's that guy with the smiling face?
0:22:11 > 0:22:13# Saviour of the human race
0:22:13 > 0:22:16# He loves you and you love Mu
0:22:16 > 0:22:18# His TV show will pull you through
0:22:18 > 0:22:20# It's The Mu Show
0:22:21 > 0:22:22# Mu Show
0:22:24 > 0:22:26# Loveable, huggable, slightly snuggable
0:22:26 > 0:22:27# Mu Show... #
0:22:29 > 0:22:31Muhahaha!
0:22:33 > 0:22:36# Human race in the palm of his hand
0:22:36 > 0:22:38# He'll whisk you up to his cartoon land
0:22:38 > 0:22:41# You love Mu now he's animated
0:22:41 > 0:22:47# Mu wants you eliminated! #
0:22:47 > 0:22:48Muhahaha!
0:22:50 > 0:22:54Idiots. Now, what were they talking about?
0:22:55 > 0:22:56I can send them all back.
0:22:56 > 0:22:59COMPUTERS BEEP
0:23:08 > 0:23:11Rufus, you said you'd help us.
0:23:11 > 0:23:14There's too many people here. Help!
0:23:14 > 0:23:17I'm sorry, guys.
0:23:17 > 0:23:19Maybe I can't help, after all.
0:23:19 > 0:23:22- LOUD FOOTSTEPS - Rufus! Oh, no!
0:23:22 > 0:23:27MU LAUGHS EVILLY
0:23:27 > 0:23:33Buck and Gelina couldn't leave the cartoon world, because if they did
0:23:35 > 0:23:39it would be like they'd never even existed.
0:23:39 > 0:23:42HE SCREECHES
0:23:42 > 0:23:43Right, you.
0:23:48 > 0:23:52Either he's invisible or we've just been on a wild goose chase.
0:23:52 > 0:23:54Curse that see-through Hound and his infernal geese.
0:23:54 > 0:23:55No, that's not...
0:23:55 > 0:23:57- What? - Back to the lab.
0:23:57 > 0:24:00The lab, yes. No, this way.
0:24:00 > 0:24:01Come on!
0:24:05 > 0:24:08No! If he comes completely out of the cartoon world, he'll...
0:24:08 > 0:24:10Throw up? Yuck!
0:24:10 > 0:24:15No. Disappear, and everything will go back to the way it was.
0:24:15 > 0:24:17- What?- Remember I told you?
0:24:17 > 0:24:19- No.- And I just told you I told you.
0:24:21 > 0:24:24- Too strong. - Thank goodness.
0:24:24 > 0:24:26You're beaten again, Hound.
0:24:28 > 0:24:30- This isn't over. - What are you doing?
0:24:30 > 0:24:33I'm pointing my phaser at you.
0:24:33 > 0:24:35That's a banana.
0:24:35 > 0:24:41No. It's a phaser camouflaged as a banana.
0:24:41 > 0:24:43- HE LAUGHS - Keep him talking.
0:24:43 > 0:24:46Hmm? Huh? Right. No, no!
0:24:46 > 0:24:48- You're bluffing.- Am I?
0:24:48 > 0:24:52- I don't know. Are you?- No.
0:24:53 > 0:24:55Right, well then, you've got us.
0:24:55 > 0:25:00Yeah. Yeah. Yeah! HE LAUGHS UNCOMFORTABLY
0:25:08 > 0:25:11HE SCREAMS
0:25:14 > 0:25:18If the Mu character ever leaves the cartoon world, he'll disappear
0:25:18 > 0:25:20and it'll be like he never even existed.
0:25:20 > 0:25:23- Why couldn't you tell me this before?- I did.
0:25:23 > 0:25:25Why couldn't you have said it like that?!
0:25:25 > 0:25:26Oh, yeah!
0:25:26 > 0:25:30Score one for my belt-poaching future self.
0:25:35 > 0:25:37And finally...
0:25:55 > 0:25:59Thank you, Rufus, you have saved our world!
0:25:59 > 0:26:03It was nothing. Always a pleasure to beat Dr Muhaha.
0:26:03 > 0:26:08The only problem now is the blocked toilet.
0:26:08 > 0:26:11Hello, the lovely Mr Hound sent me. I'm the cleaner.
0:26:11 > 0:26:14Somebody here has been having a bit of bother with the toilet.
0:26:14 > 0:26:16Oh! Thank you, Rufus.
0:26:16 > 0:26:18Goodbye, Rufus.
0:26:18 > 0:26:20- RUFUS: Bye, guys. - Are you ready?
0:26:20 > 0:26:22Come on, then. Follow me!
0:26:22 > 0:26:24Never attempt anything without the gloves.
0:26:30 > 0:26:32PHONE RINGS
0:26:32 > 0:26:34HE LAUGHS
0:26:36 > 0:26:39- Evil phone for you. - Thank you.
0:26:42 > 0:26:44AMERICAN PRESIDENT: I have a message from
0:26:44 > 0:26:47the President of the United States of America.
0:26:47 > 0:26:51- It is I. - I quote, "You are a jackass."
0:26:51 > 0:26:56RUSSIAN PRESIDENT: In Russia, we call you jackass.
0:26:56 > 0:26:58Prime Minister here. I just want to agree
0:26:58 > 0:27:02with my esteemed colleagues that you are indeed a significant jacka...
0:27:02 > 0:27:05HE GIGGLES
0:27:05 > 0:27:09Fine. Fine.
0:27:09 > 0:27:12I never wanted to be Supreme Leader of the multiverse anyway, Hound.
0:27:17 > 0:27:22Ha-ha-ha-ha!
0:27:23 > 0:27:26Or maybe I do.
0:27:27 > 0:27:29No-o-o-o!
0:27:33 > 0:27:34FAST REWIND
0:27:36 > 0:27:38FUTURE RUFUS: I do make myself laugh.
0:27:38 > 0:27:41MU: Gone, gone.
0:27:41 > 0:27:44- MU: Room for a few more, I think. - GELINA: My toilet's blocked.
0:27:44 > 0:27:47RUFUS: Everybody relax - I'm here.
0:27:47 > 0:27:51'Ah, well, I'm definitely going to beat him tomorrow.
0:27:51 > 0:27:54'Or is that today?'
0:27:54 > 0:27:56# He loves you and you love Mu
0:27:56 > 0:27:59# His TV show will pull you through
0:27:59 > 0:28:00# It's The Mu Show
0:28:02 > 0:28:04# Mu Show
0:28:04 > 0:28:07# Lovable, huggable, slightly snuggable Mu Show... #
0:28:09 > 0:28:12Muhahahaha!