0:00:02 > 0:00:03GENTLE MUSIC
0:00:10 > 0:00:13Get your elbow out of my prune juice.
0:00:13 > 0:00:15HE SNORES
0:00:17 > 0:00:19DISCORDANT MUSIC
0:00:20 > 0:00:23That's me - Rufus Hound.
0:00:25 > 0:00:26I'm a television presenter...
0:00:28 > 0:00:30..and every day I save the world.
0:00:30 > 0:00:31Ah!
0:00:31 > 0:00:37See him? Well, this ugly dipstick is the evil Dr Muhaha.
0:00:37 > 0:00:39It's pronounced "Muhahaha".
0:00:39 > 0:00:42And his geeky his sidekick, Steve.
0:00:42 > 0:00:44Shall I?
0:00:44 > 0:00:46Every day he comes up
0:00:46 > 0:00:50with some new plan to conquer us, and every day I stop him.
0:00:51 > 0:00:55What? Someone's got to do it. And that's not the half of it.
0:00:55 > 0:00:58If, at the end of the day, I have beaten him, well,
0:00:58 > 0:01:02he just hits rewind, and the whole day goes back to the beginning.
0:01:02 > 0:01:03FAST REWIND
0:01:05 > 0:01:08GENTLE MUSIC
0:01:08 > 0:01:09DISCORDANT MUSIC
0:01:09 > 0:01:12Not again!
0:01:13 > 0:01:15Right, off to my first day at work...
0:01:15 > 0:01:17again.
0:01:17 > 0:01:20So, you'd think I'd know exactly what's going to happen.
0:01:22 > 0:01:23Morning.
0:01:23 > 0:01:25Unfortunately, it's not always that simple,
0:01:25 > 0:01:29because Dr Mu's always coming up with a new plan.
0:01:29 > 0:01:30Luckily, whatever world I'm in,
0:01:30 > 0:01:33these two always turn up to help.
0:01:33 > 0:01:37The only thing is, I never know what they're going to look like.
0:01:37 > 0:01:41Last, but by no means least, is this good-looking chap.
0:01:41 > 0:01:44That's me, from years ahead in the future.
0:01:44 > 0:01:46Future Rufus likes to think he's helping,
0:01:46 > 0:01:50but sometimes I'm not so sure it's not his fault I'm in this mess.
0:01:50 > 0:01:53So that's it, in a nutshell.
0:01:53 > 0:01:56You never know, maybe one day I'll wake up, and it'll be tomorrow.
0:01:56 > 0:01:58BIRD CAWS
0:02:00 > 0:02:03Or, at the very least, I'll remember about that bird.
0:02:17 > 0:02:19OINKING
0:02:26 > 0:02:29- Everybody relax - I'm here. - Oh, it's the new guy.
0:02:29 > 0:02:31Hi there, I'm Gill.
0:02:31 > 0:02:32Hiya, I'm Barry.
0:02:33 > 0:02:35That's odd - have I met you before?
0:02:35 > 0:02:40No, but I have drawn this picture of you being sick into a flowerpot.
0:02:44 > 0:02:47Well, come on, then, we haven't got all day.
0:02:48 > 0:02:52MUSIC: "A Night On The Bare Mountain" by Mussorgsky
0:03:46 > 0:03:51Mum! My puffin's gone. She's just vanished!
0:03:56 > 0:03:58MAN: 30 seconds to show time.
0:04:01 > 0:04:04Aw...it looks like my internet is still down.
0:04:04 > 0:04:06I can't even get Puffin Portal.
0:04:06 > 0:04:10- Sorry, "Puffin Portal"?! - Yeah, haven't you heard of it?
0:04:10 > 0:04:12It's wicked. It's like a social networking thing.
0:04:12 > 0:04:15So you make your own puffin, and it sort of looks like you.
0:04:15 > 0:04:17Look, let me show you mine.
0:04:19 > 0:04:21Cute, no?
0:04:21 > 0:04:24- Got nice flippers.- Thanks.
0:04:24 > 0:04:25So what's this experiment?
0:04:25 > 0:04:28Ah, OK, we're testing out a new super-speed internet connection
0:04:28 > 0:04:31that you can get through your water supply.
0:04:31 > 0:04:32MAN: 10 seconds.
0:04:32 > 0:04:34Oh, just wing it, you'll be great.
0:04:34 > 0:04:36- No, but seriously... - It's like riding a bike.
0:04:36 > 0:04:40MAN: And in 5, 4, 3...
0:04:40 > 0:04:42On air.
0:04:46 > 0:04:48Hello and welcome to FunLab.
0:04:48 > 0:04:50The show that puts the fizz into physics...
0:04:50 > 0:04:54- The mystery into chemistry... - And the "Oh, gee" into biology.
0:04:54 > 0:04:59And kicking off today's experiment is brand-new presenter Rowan Hound.
0:04:59 > 0:05:00Every time.
0:05:00 > 0:05:03I'm here to talk about a brand-new kind of internet connection...
0:05:03 > 0:05:05'And just as I'm getting going,
0:05:05 > 0:05:09'my meddling future self turns up to ruin my day.'
0:05:09 > 0:05:11There is a new way, apparently,
0:05:11 > 0:05:13using the pipes that bring water into your home.
0:05:13 > 0:05:18So, can it really be done? Let's...Oh! Ah!
0:05:18 > 0:05:20Rudolf?
0:05:25 > 0:05:28MAN: We have a technical hitch. FunLab will resume shortly.
0:05:37 > 0:05:42Look at it, Steve. The internet - torrents of raw data.
0:05:42 > 0:05:45Tiny zeros and ones,
0:05:45 > 0:05:49kilobytes, megabytes, gigabytes, um...
0:05:49 > 0:05:52- Terabytes.- Yes, terabytes...
0:05:52 > 0:05:54- Cheesy bites?- Petabytes, zettabytes, yottabytes.
0:05:54 > 0:05:56Yes, well, this isn't a maths lesson.
0:05:56 > 0:05:58Anyway, it's not about the data.
0:05:58 > 0:06:01The internet is the very lifeblood of Earth.
0:06:01 > 0:06:05All the important websites - government information,
0:06:05 > 0:06:06online banking,
0:06:06 > 0:06:08Dizzee Rascal's blog.
0:06:08 > 0:06:11Their whole feeble planet depends on it,
0:06:11 > 0:06:14and I'm taking it away from them.
0:06:14 > 0:06:16Oh! And look at this...
0:06:16 > 0:06:19some of those little avatars
0:06:19 > 0:06:23those Earth people get so pathetically attached to.
0:06:23 > 0:06:24- HE LAUGHS EVILLY - Muhahaha!
0:06:24 > 0:06:25Steve?
0:06:25 > 0:06:31How long before we have stolen the whole internet?
0:06:31 > 0:06:35Er, about 15 minutes, but I still don't get why you're doing this.
0:06:35 > 0:06:39Because I intend to hold the Earth to ransom.
0:06:39 > 0:06:44Without the internet, the entire Earth will be brought to its knees,
0:06:44 > 0:06:48and, until they pay me a billion trillion dollars,
0:06:48 > 0:06:52I shall destroy the internet forever.
0:06:52 > 0:06:55Er, a billion trillion dollars?
0:06:55 > 0:06:57- Yes, why?- Hmm.
0:06:57 > 0:07:00- What?- Well, actually, there isn't that much money in the world.
0:07:00 > 0:07:02If you'd said a billion billion,
0:07:02 > 0:07:05well, then, that's fine, but a billion trillion?
0:07:05 > 0:07:08I reckon you're out by... 8 powers of 10.
0:07:08 > 0:07:13- I mean, if you were using the logarithmic scale, then...- Silence!
0:07:13 > 0:07:19Now the test phase is over, turn the power to maximum suck.
0:07:19 > 0:07:23Soon the Earth will be mine,
0:07:23 > 0:07:28and all will behold my power and majesty.
0:07:28 > 0:07:30Dr Mu, the immortal,
0:07:30 > 0:07:33the unstoppable, the...
0:07:33 > 0:07:34DOORBELL RINGS
0:07:34 > 0:07:36Oh, that would be the shopping.
0:07:40 > 0:07:42So, now I'm off to meet my future self,
0:07:42 > 0:07:46so he can send me on some hare-brained mission.
0:07:46 > 0:07:47Argh...!
0:07:47 > 0:07:48THUD
0:07:52 > 0:07:55I was wondering when you'd show up.
0:07:55 > 0:07:58The Earth is in great danger, so this is very important.
0:07:58 > 0:08:00Pull my finger.
0:08:00 > 0:08:04- No.- Oh, go on.
0:08:04 > 0:08:06Pull my finger! Why not?
0:08:06 > 0:08:09Because I'm you, so I know what happens.
0:08:09 > 0:08:12I pull your finger and you make some disgusting "Pfft" noise or whatever.
0:08:12 > 0:08:14I won't, I promise.
0:08:14 > 0:08:16This is important.
0:08:16 > 0:08:20Pull my finger...hard.
0:08:20 > 0:08:23- CRUNCH - Ah!- Ah! Ah!
0:08:23 > 0:08:27FUTURE RUFUS LAUGHS
0:08:27 > 0:08:30Best gag ever, that. It's a fake finger!
0:08:30 > 0:08:33Keep it - you'll know when to use it.
0:08:33 > 0:08:36- Will I, though?- Well, probably.
0:08:36 > 0:08:39The Earth won't save itself.
0:08:48 > 0:08:50HE LAUGHS EVILLY
0:08:54 > 0:08:56- What was that?- Probably the storage tank giving way.
0:08:56 > 0:09:00It's not designed to hold the entire internet, you know.
0:09:00 > 0:09:04- I bet you haven't even insured it. - Of course I...
0:09:05 > 0:09:06..haven't.
0:09:07 > 0:09:09How long until my evil plan is complete?
0:09:09 > 0:09:12You could just say "plan", you know?
0:09:12 > 0:09:14I think the "evil" is a bit of a given by now.
0:09:14 > 0:09:17- Six minutes.- Oh, no.
0:09:17 > 0:09:19ALARM SOUNDS
0:09:19 > 0:09:21What's that?
0:09:21 > 0:09:23It's that Rufus Hound again.
0:09:23 > 0:09:26It says he's here in the lab.
0:09:26 > 0:09:31Impossible! If he was here in the lab, we'd be able to see him.
0:09:31 > 0:09:32Unless he was...
0:09:32 > 0:09:35Unless he was hiding behind the big tank, yeah.
0:09:35 > 0:09:37You all right, Mu?
0:09:37 > 0:09:39It's Dr Mu.
0:09:39 > 0:09:42Well, he says that, but I've never seen a certificate.
0:09:42 > 0:09:45Well, look, you kids carry on with what you were doing, I'm just off.
0:09:45 > 0:09:49- Be lucky.- Er, I think not, Hound.
0:09:49 > 0:09:51You know too much.
0:09:51 > 0:09:52Well, you say that,
0:09:52 > 0:09:55but there are plenty of gaps in my general knowledge.
0:09:55 > 0:09:58Classical music, geography, the point of the Jonas Brothers...
0:09:58 > 0:10:01You know the best way to brush upon your general knowledge...
0:10:02 > 0:10:04The internet!
0:10:09 > 0:10:13What did you do that for, Steve? Get after him!
0:10:13 > 0:10:15There's no point, is there?
0:10:15 > 0:10:18He's done for, isn't he? He's gone into the internet.
0:10:18 > 0:10:19And I think we both know
0:10:19 > 0:10:23where the internet is going to be in five minutes.
0:10:23 > 0:10:28THEY LAUGH EVILLY
0:10:28 > 0:10:30- Sorry, where exactly?- In the tank!
0:10:30 > 0:10:32Ah! Right!
0:10:32 > 0:10:34Yes!
0:10:44 > 0:10:46No, I'm talking about the new bloke.
0:10:46 > 0:10:49You know, about six foot, blond, funny beard? No?
0:10:49 > 0:10:51Where do you think he went?
0:10:51 > 0:10:53I could be going crazy,
0:10:53 > 0:10:57but I swear I just saw Rufus Hound flying through the CBBC website.
0:10:57 > 0:10:59What?
0:11:02 > 0:11:04Oh, he's gone now.
0:11:08 > 0:11:11MUSIC: "Surfin' Bird" by The Trashmen
0:11:38 > 0:11:39Ah...!
0:11:39 > 0:11:41THUD
0:11:44 > 0:11:46Ooh.
0:11:46 > 0:11:48I don't believe it.
0:11:48 > 0:11:51I'm in that Puffin Portal website.
0:11:51 > 0:11:52- SCOTTISH ACCENT: - Are you here to help us?
0:11:52 > 0:11:58- SCOTTISH ACCENT: - All our friends are disappearing. Entire families are just vanishing.
0:11:58 > 0:12:01My school's gone, Mum's house has gone...
0:12:01 > 0:12:02I've lost me red shoes.
0:12:02 > 0:12:04I'm trying to be serious.
0:12:04 > 0:12:07I'm sorry, I was just trying to cheer you up, Gelina.
0:12:10 > 0:12:11Stop, there's people!
0:12:14 > 0:12:16Look, there's not really time to explain,
0:12:16 > 0:12:18but I do know what's happening.
0:12:18 > 0:12:21- Dr Mu is stealing the internet. - Oh, yeah, pull the other one.
0:12:21 > 0:12:25Next you'll be telling us there's some sort of big, scary tractor beam
0:12:25 > 0:12:27sucking everything up or something.
0:12:27 > 0:12:30Why are you all staring at me like that?
0:12:31 > 0:12:33No! No...!
0:12:33 > 0:12:35Run!
0:12:39 > 0:12:43Right. It's on, is it? Yes, good.
0:12:43 > 0:12:49People of Earth, I am your new master.
0:12:51 > 0:12:53Yes, me...
0:12:53 > 0:12:56It needs something else.
0:12:56 > 0:12:57What about...? Oh!
0:12:58 > 0:13:02All-powerful master.
0:13:02 > 0:13:04Makes you sound like a chess player.
0:13:04 > 0:13:07All right, um, people of Earth,
0:13:07 > 0:13:10I am your new...
0:13:10 > 0:13:12iron ruler.
0:13:12 > 0:13:14Now you sound like a bit of stationery.
0:13:14 > 0:13:15All right, Steve!
0:13:15 > 0:13:17- ALARM - What was that?
0:13:17 > 0:13:20A problem on Puffin Portal.
0:13:20 > 0:13:22One of the puffins hasn't been sucked up.
0:13:22 > 0:13:25Something's interfering with the data flow.
0:13:28 > 0:13:30- Rufus Hound.- Hound?
0:13:30 > 0:13:32I knew we should have got rid of him.
0:13:32 > 0:13:34He says that now.
0:13:35 > 0:13:37Maybe we could delete his bitstream.
0:13:37 > 0:13:41Oh, well, sounds painful...
0:13:41 > 0:13:42go on.
0:13:42 > 0:13:44- He's in the internet, right?- Right.
0:13:44 > 0:13:46So, technically, he's just data at the moment.
0:13:46 > 0:13:50If we could get his exact IP address, then we could erase him,
0:13:50 > 0:13:53suck him into that tank along with the rest of the data.
0:13:53 > 0:13:55Piece of cake, if you like cake.
0:13:55 > 0:13:57- I hate cake.- All right.
0:13:57 > 0:13:59Yes, erase him.
0:13:59 > 0:14:02And I think I know just how to find him.
0:14:02 > 0:14:05Let me have a go at these controls.
0:14:05 > 0:14:08Here we go - one evening class, and suddenly he's an expert.
0:14:08 > 0:14:12If you want to find someone on the internet, use a search engine.
0:14:12 > 0:14:18- That won't work.- Shush. OK...Rufus...Hound.
0:14:20 > 0:14:24COMPUTER: Rufus Hound - 122,218 results.
0:14:24 > 0:14:27- Oh, for goodness' sake! - I told you that wouldn't work.
0:14:27 > 0:14:29- There are loads of Rufus Hounds.- Yes.
0:14:29 > 0:14:33- Rufus Hound, the morris dancer in Stoke-on-Trent.- Yeah.- Rufus Hound,
0:14:33 > 0:14:36the Russian table tennis player. Rufus Hound, the nun...
0:14:36 > 0:14:41Well, all right, you look through all of them and find him...somehow.
0:14:41 > 0:14:44Anyway, meanwhile,
0:14:44 > 0:14:49it's time to address the pathetic people of Earth.
0:14:49 > 0:14:52I've just one question for you, Steve...
0:14:52 > 0:14:54do I look like an evil genius?
0:14:54 > 0:14:57Muhahaha! Don't answer that.
0:15:02 > 0:15:06WOMAN: 'And that breaking news again - the planet is in chaos
0:15:06 > 0:15:08'After a suspected terrorist attack on the internet.
0:15:08 > 0:15:11'Every website in the world has been erased,
0:15:11 > 0:15:13'the stock market has shut down,
0:15:13 > 0:15:16'and this afternoon's repeat of The Legend Of Dick And Dom
0:15:16 > 0:15:18'has been postponed indefinitely.'
0:15:20 > 0:15:22'People of Earth,
0:15:22 > 0:15:25'I am your new grand master.'
0:15:25 > 0:15:27GIGGLING
0:15:27 > 0:15:28'(Shut up, Steve.)'
0:15:30 > 0:15:34'I have the internet and I'm holding it to ransom.
0:15:34 > 0:15:36'Unless you pay me a billion...
0:15:36 > 0:15:39'no, a trillion dollars,
0:15:39 > 0:15:44'I shall destroy it...forever.
0:15:44 > 0:15:48'Muha...muha... muhahaha!'
0:15:52 > 0:15:54Ah. Well, what do you think, Steve?
0:15:54 > 0:15:58I thought it was a bit... I don't know, a bit girly.
0:15:58 > 0:16:00- We're still switched on! - What? We're still what?
0:16:04 > 0:16:07- Come on!- Buck!
0:16:07 > 0:16:10Come on! This is awful.
0:16:10 > 0:16:14If Mu's stealing all those websites, the Earth's really in tr...
0:16:15 > 0:16:17I'm being insensitive, aren't I?
0:16:17 > 0:16:19You just lost your friend.
0:16:19 > 0:16:22Oh, it's OK. I mean Buck'll be OK, won't he?
0:16:22 > 0:16:26I mean he's strong, he's got big claws, he can fight for himself.
0:16:26 > 0:16:28SHE LAUGHS THEN SOBS
0:16:30 > 0:16:34I'm never going to see him again!
0:16:34 > 0:16:35Come on,
0:16:35 > 0:16:37don't cry.
0:16:41 > 0:16:43Blow your...beak.
0:16:47 > 0:16:48What is that?
0:16:48 > 0:16:51Just your tail feathers.
0:16:51 > 0:16:52Oh.
0:16:52 > 0:16:54Look, wherever Buck's gone,
0:16:54 > 0:16:56I'll find him, I'll bring him back to you.
0:16:56 > 0:16:58- Really?- Promise.
0:16:59 > 0:17:01SQUELCHING
0:17:15 > 0:17:18Rufus Hound Laundry Services.
0:17:18 > 0:17:23Ruth Hound, Budgie Detective Agency,
0:17:23 > 0:17:25Rufus Hound...
0:17:25 > 0:17:28There...! There!
0:17:28 > 0:17:30Gotcha!
0:17:30 > 0:17:32Location...
0:17:32 > 0:17:39146.28, and...
0:17:39 > 0:17:41erase!
0:17:57 > 0:17:58What's happening?
0:18:01 > 0:18:05I can't hold on...!
0:18:05 > 0:18:10- No! No...!- Hold on...!
0:18:23 > 0:18:24Come on.
0:18:28 > 0:18:31No, Mum, it's on the blink here too.
0:18:31 > 0:18:34Hang on, I'll check Puffin Portal.
0:18:34 > 0:18:36Hold on.
0:18:41 > 0:18:44'Barry!
0:18:44 > 0:18:45'Barry!'
0:18:45 > 0:18:48No, this isn't happening.
0:18:48 > 0:18:50I've got to stop having so much sugar on my cereal.
0:18:50 > 0:18:54'I need you to do a web search for Dr Muhahaha.'
0:18:54 > 0:18:55I'll try.
0:18:58 > 0:19:00Um, I've got a MuCorps.
0:19:02 > 0:19:04There's an e-mail address for enquiries.
0:19:04 > 0:19:07Great! Can you send me there as an e-mail?
0:19:07 > 0:19:10I think so, if I use internal e-mail.
0:19:10 > 0:19:12Hang on, I can send you as an attachment.
0:19:12 > 0:19:15OK...
0:19:15 > 0:19:16Ready to send.
0:19:19 > 0:19:21Done. Bye.
0:19:21 > 0:19:23ANGRY BABBLING
0:19:23 > 0:19:26Mum? Yeah, it's me again.
0:19:26 > 0:19:29Do we have any sugar-free cereals at home?
0:19:31 > 0:19:35Steve, does this look like a Rufus Hound to you?
0:19:36 > 0:19:37Does it?
0:19:39 > 0:19:40- Does it?!- No.
0:19:40 > 0:19:42No. No, it does not, Steve.
0:19:42 > 0:19:44It looks like a puffin.
0:19:44 > 0:19:46A puffin, Steve!
0:19:46 > 0:19:50But don't you see? Rufus and the puffin were in the same location,
0:19:50 > 0:19:52so she must know where he is.
0:19:52 > 0:19:53PING!
0:19:53 > 0:19:55That's weird, we've got an e-mail.
0:19:55 > 0:19:59Haven't had one of those since that advert for disposable pants.
0:19:59 > 0:20:00I'll just open it and...
0:20:02 > 0:20:06Oh, yay! I knew you'd find me!
0:20:06 > 0:20:08You should know better than that, Mu.
0:20:08 > 0:20:10Opening unknown attachments can be dangerous.
0:20:10 > 0:20:12Hound...
0:20:12 > 0:20:14I thought I'd deleted you.
0:20:14 > 0:20:16Well, only to the recycle bin.
0:20:16 > 0:20:21Well, you're too late, the internet is all mine.
0:20:21 > 0:20:24Including your pretty little puffin friend here.
0:20:24 > 0:20:26You let me go!
0:20:26 > 0:20:30Yeah, you let her go, or I'll, um...
0:20:31 > 0:20:32You'll...?
0:20:33 > 0:20:35- You'll what?- I'll, um...
0:20:35 > 0:20:36You'll what?
0:20:36 > 0:20:40- You'll...?- Well, I'll, um...
0:20:41 > 0:20:44Rufus!
0:20:47 > 0:20:49Oopsie!
0:20:50 > 0:20:52What?
0:20:52 > 0:20:54Oh, don't tell me you got attached to her.
0:20:54 > 0:20:59She's just zeros and ones. It's just like deleting a file on a disk.
0:20:59 > 0:21:01- She was more than that.- Aw(!)
0:21:01 > 0:21:03The transfer's complete, Dr Mu.
0:21:03 > 0:21:05A billion billion dollars.
0:21:05 > 0:21:07Looks like you're too late.
0:21:07 > 0:21:11The governments of Earth have just paid me all of their money.
0:21:11 > 0:21:13- All of it...to me. - But you'll do as you say?
0:21:13 > 0:21:16You'll give them back the internet?
0:21:16 > 0:21:18Oh, yes, yes, of course.
0:21:18 > 0:21:21I mean, I'm a man of my word.
0:21:21 > 0:21:25In fact, I'll show you exactly what I'm going to do with your internet,
0:21:25 > 0:21:28exactly what I always planned to do.
0:21:30 > 0:21:33No...!
0:21:34 > 0:21:36Muhahaha!
0:21:36 > 0:21:39- It's all deleted.- Perfect!
0:21:39 > 0:21:45So finally the Earth will have to accept me as their new grand master.
0:21:45 > 0:21:48Their precious internet is gone forever.
0:21:48 > 0:21:51Well, unless someone restores it from the cache.
0:21:53 > 0:21:54What?
0:21:54 > 0:21:59The cache. You know, the big backup copy of everything on the internet?
0:21:59 > 0:22:01If someone managed to get to the cache and restore it,
0:22:01 > 0:22:03well, then everything would get put back.
0:22:03 > 0:22:05I tried to tell you, but you were too busy
0:22:05 > 0:22:08picking the right-coloured shirt to want to know. It's just over there.
0:22:08 > 0:22:10Where?
0:22:10 > 0:22:13There it...
0:22:13 > 0:22:15Oh! Argh!
0:22:15 > 0:22:18I sometimes wonder whose side you're on, Steve. After him!
0:22:18 > 0:22:23No, you go - I've just got to go and check something on the orangulator.
0:22:23 > 0:22:24Argh!
0:22:26 > 0:22:27Muhahaha!
0:22:27 > 0:22:31# Mu ha! Real superbad Mu ha! Come on!
0:22:31 > 0:22:34# Everyone pays or he will erase
0:22:34 > 0:22:38# All facts and memories Unhappy days!
0:22:38 > 0:22:41# We want Mu, we want Mu We want Mu as the new King Mu
0:22:41 > 0:22:45# Mu ha! Let me hear you say Mu ha! Come on! Mu ha!
0:22:45 > 0:22:48# Real superbad Mu ha! Ah, yeah! #
0:22:48 > 0:22:51Muhahahaha!
0:22:52 > 0:22:53Ah...! THUD
0:23:06 > 0:23:12Ah, you must be data attribute B67, also known as Hound.
0:23:12 > 0:23:14And you must be a hit at parties(!)
0:23:14 > 0:23:17I am the Keeper of the Cache.
0:23:17 > 0:23:20- Catchy title.- You want to know where the backup computer is
0:23:20 > 0:23:24so you can reverse the damage, the damage, the damage, done by Dr Mu.
0:23:24 > 0:23:25Yes!
0:23:25 > 0:23:28Follow these directions, although please bear with me.
0:23:28 > 0:23:31I'm having some connection problems,
0:23:31 > 0:23:34problems, problems, problems, problems.
0:23:34 > 0:23:36It's down that aisle.
0:23:36 > 0:23:39Take the third exit, third exit, third exit,
0:23:39 > 0:23:41third exit, third exit,
0:23:41 > 0:23:46third exit, third exit, third exit, third exit, third exit, third exit,
0:23:46 > 0:23:48third exit, third exit on your left.
0:23:48 > 0:23:53Keep going and you'll find the reset switch at the end of the corridor.
0:23:53 > 0:23:55Goodbye, thank you,
0:23:55 > 0:23:57and take, take, take, take, take...
0:23:57 > 0:24:00- Thanks very much. - ..Take, take, take, take...
0:24:08 > 0:24:11CLATTER
0:24:11 > 0:24:15MUSIC: 'Halloween Theme' by John Carpenter
0:24:31 > 0:24:34Oh! There it is!
0:24:40 > 0:24:44- Access denied. Two more attempts.' - Oh, come on!
0:24:44 > 0:24:48- 'Access denied. One more attempt.' - Oh, come on!
0:24:48 > 0:24:49Ah-hem.
0:24:51 > 0:24:54Give it up, Hound. It's over.
0:24:54 > 0:24:56'Pull my finger, pull my finger, pull my finger.'
0:24:56 > 0:24:58Of course!
0:24:58 > 0:25:02Ready to be erased...permanently?
0:25:04 > 0:25:06'Access permitted.'
0:25:06 > 0:25:07What?
0:25:07 > 0:25:11- 'Restoring internet from backup.' - WHIRRING
0:25:11 > 0:25:12HE LAUGHS
0:25:12 > 0:25:14No! No!
0:25:34 > 0:25:38Happiness and confusion as the internet is returning to Earth.
0:25:38 > 0:25:40ALL: Yes!
0:25:40 > 0:25:43THEY CHEER
0:25:43 > 0:25:46'Strangely, the ransom money has also been repaid in full.'
0:25:49 > 0:25:52MUSIC: "Fight For This Love" by Cheryl Cole
0:26:01 > 0:26:02RUFUS CHUCKLES
0:26:02 > 0:26:04Nice one, puffins.
0:26:17 > 0:26:19- Steve... Come on, come on.- Yeah...
0:26:22 > 0:26:27I don't think so, Dr Mu. Step away from the button. The jig is up.
0:26:27 > 0:26:28Rufus Hound.
0:26:31 > 0:26:34HE CHUCKLES
0:26:34 > 0:26:37OK, you've got me, fair cop.
0:26:37 > 0:26:39I congratulate you. You've won.
0:26:39 > 0:26:41Thanks.
0:26:41 > 0:26:42I've won?
0:26:42 > 0:26:45However did you do it - restoring the internet?
0:26:45 > 0:26:47It certainly was very impressive.
0:26:47 > 0:26:51Oh, well, fair play to Future Rufus on this one.
0:26:51 > 0:26:55He reprogrammed one of the fingerprint panels at the cache
0:26:55 > 0:26:57to only accept this joke digit.
0:26:57 > 0:27:00Could I ask what the joke is?
0:27:00 > 0:27:04Oh, sure, you'll like this one. Pull my finger.
0:27:04 > 0:27:06- Really?- Yeah.
0:27:06 > 0:27:08Whatever you say.
0:27:08 > 0:27:10HE CHUCKLES
0:27:12 > 0:27:13PARP!
0:27:13 > 0:27:17BOTH LAUGH
0:27:17 > 0:27:19Ohh...
0:27:19 > 0:27:23You fool. Say goodbye, Rufus Hound!
0:27:26 > 0:27:28SLOW MOTION: No-o-o-o!
0:27:32 > 0:27:33FAST REWIND
0:27:33 > 0:27:37- Pull my finger.- I'm your new master.
0:27:37 > 0:27:40Third exit, third exit, third exit...
0:27:40 > 0:27:41I was wondering when you'd show up.
0:27:41 > 0:27:43- Aaah!- The internet.
0:27:43 > 0:27:46Everybody relax - I'm here.
0:27:48 > 0:27:52Ah, well. I'm definitely going to beat him tomorrow.
0:27:52 > 0:27:54Or is that today?
0:27:55 > 0:27:56# Muhahaha
0:27:56 > 0:27:58# Mu, ha Real superbad
0:27:58 > 0:28:00# Mu, ha Come on
0:28:00 > 0:28:03# Look at that Mu Oh, the things he can do
0:28:03 > 0:28:06# Like stealing the internet A thumb or a few
0:28:06 > 0:28:08# The data pipe is suck, suck, suckin'
0:28:08 > 0:28:09# At blank screens we'll be lookin'
0:28:09 > 0:28:13# A handsome ransom must be paid or humankind will be enslaved... #