0:00:02 > 0:00:03GENTLE MUSIC
0:00:10 > 0:00:15Well, chum, my specialist subject would be cheese.
0:00:15 > 0:00:17SNORES
0:00:17 > 0:00:19DISCORDANT MUSIC
0:00:20 > 0:00:23That's me - Rufus Hound.
0:00:25 > 0:00:26I'm a television presenter...
0:00:28 > 0:00:30..and every day I save the world.
0:00:30 > 0:00:31Ah!
0:00:31 > 0:00:37See him? Well, this ugly dipstick is the evil Dr Muhaha...
0:00:37 > 0:00:39It's pronounced "Muhahaha".
0:00:39 > 0:00:41..and his geeky sidekick, Steve.
0:00:41 > 0:00:43Shall I?
0:00:44 > 0:00:47Every day he comes up with some new plan to conquer us,
0:00:47 > 0:00:50and every day I stop him.
0:00:52 > 0:00:55What? Someone's got to do it. And that's not the half of it.
0:00:55 > 0:00:58If, at the end of the day, I have beaten him, well,
0:00:58 > 0:01:02he just hits rewind, and the whole day goes back to the beginning.
0:01:02 > 0:01:03FAST REWIND
0:01:05 > 0:01:08GENTLE MUSIC
0:01:08 > 0:01:11DISCORDANT MUSIC Not again!
0:01:11 > 0:01:12Whoa!
0:01:13 > 0:01:15Right, off to my first day at work...
0:01:15 > 0:01:17..again!
0:01:17 > 0:01:20So, you'd think I'd know exactly what's going to happen.
0:01:22 > 0:01:23Morning.
0:01:23 > 0:01:25Unfortunately, it's not always that simple,
0:01:25 > 0:01:29because Dr Mu's always coming up with a new plan.
0:01:29 > 0:01:33Luckily, whatever world I'm in, these two always turn up to help.
0:01:33 > 0:01:36The only thing is, I never know what they're going to look like.
0:01:37 > 0:01:41Last, but by no means least, is this good-looking chap.
0:01:41 > 0:01:44That's me, from years ahead in the future.
0:01:44 > 0:01:46Future Rufus likes to think he's helping,
0:01:46 > 0:01:50but sometimes I'm not so sure it's not his fault I'm in this mess.
0:01:50 > 0:01:53So that's it, in a nutshell.
0:01:53 > 0:01:56You never know, maybe one day I'll wake up and it'll be tomorrow.
0:01:56 > 0:01:58BIRD CAWS
0:02:00 > 0:02:03Or, at the very least, I'll remember about that bird.
0:02:17 > 0:02:19OINKING
0:02:26 > 0:02:29Everybody relax - I'm here.
0:02:29 > 0:02:31Oh, it's the new guy! Hi there, I'm Gill.
0:02:31 > 0:02:33Hiya, I'm Barry.
0:02:33 > 0:02:36That's odd - have I met you before?
0:02:36 > 0:02:39# Hello, is it me you're looking for?
0:02:39 > 0:02:44# Cos I can see it in your eyes. #
0:02:44 > 0:02:46Well, come on then, we haven't got all day.
0:03:01 > 0:03:03WHIRR OF MACHINERY
0:03:18 > 0:03:21- MACHINE:- Faulty clone. Reject. - ALARM
0:03:30 > 0:03:33- MAN:- 30 seconds to showtime. - Come and check it out.
0:03:33 > 0:03:36Apparently, this toaster makes toast in, like, no time at all. Watch.
0:03:36 > 0:03:38Ta-da! Oh!
0:03:38 > 0:03:40It's not plugged in.
0:03:40 > 0:03:42Power cord's too short.
0:03:42 > 0:03:43Mind that lead!
0:03:45 > 0:03:47OK, try again. Watch.
0:03:49 > 0:03:51Whoa!
0:03:51 > 0:03:55They're brilliant, though. I can't believe we all got one for free.
0:03:55 > 0:03:57Hmm...
0:03:59 > 0:04:02So...what is today's experiment?
0:04:02 > 0:04:03Oh, yeah, um...
0:04:03 > 0:04:07we're testing to see what happens when you toast plutonium.
0:04:07 > 0:04:09Now, the biggest thing you've got to remember
0:04:09 > 0:04:11- is... - MAN:- 10 seconds...
0:04:11 > 0:04:12Don't worry, you'll be fine.
0:04:12 > 0:04:15- ..and in 5...4... - Sorry, isn't plutonium
0:04:15 > 0:04:17- massively radioactive?- ..3...
0:04:17 > 0:04:19- GELINA:- Yes.- ..on air.
0:04:23 > 0:04:25Hello and welcome to FunLab.
0:04:25 > 0:04:27The show that puts the fizz into physics.
0:04:27 > 0:04:28The mystery into chemistry.
0:04:28 > 0:04:31And the "Oh, gee" into biology.
0:04:31 > 0:04:35And kicking off today's experiment is brand-new presenter Ranjit Hound.
0:04:35 > 0:04:37Grab yourself some heavy metals,
0:04:37 > 0:04:41cos today we're talking toasting transuranics...
0:04:41 > 0:04:43And just as I'm getting going,
0:04:43 > 0:04:48my meddling future self turns up to ruin my day.
0:04:48 > 0:04:51But what happens to it when you put it in a domestic toaster?
0:04:55 > 0:04:58It's all right. We've just got to the part when I go...
0:05:00 > 0:05:01Rudolf?
0:05:07 > 0:05:10- MAN:- Sorry, we have a technical hitch. FunLab will resume shortly.
0:05:17 > 0:05:19- (HIGH-PITCHED)- Argh!
0:05:19 > 0:05:23Please don't hurt us with your dreadful new invention, Dr Muhahaha.
0:05:23 > 0:05:25Muhahaha! It is too late.
0:05:25 > 0:05:30Puny planet, cower before my almighty creation.
0:05:30 > 0:05:32Yeah, look. About your "almighty creation"...
0:05:32 > 0:05:33Shut up, Steve.
0:05:33 > 0:05:36- (HIGH-PITCHED)- Yeah, shut up, Steve. Don't question Dr Mu.
0:05:36 > 0:05:41Once he has me in his power, he will rule the entire multiverse.
0:05:41 > 0:05:45- Look, there seems to be a problem... - I said "shut up", Steve.
0:05:45 > 0:05:47I've got a plan that actually works, for once,
0:05:47 > 0:05:51and I'm going to enjoy it without your whining about science
0:05:51 > 0:05:53- and what's possible. - But if you just listen...
0:05:53 > 0:05:55What's that? Can't hear you!
0:05:58 > 0:05:59Loser!
0:06:03 > 0:06:05Ah...!
0:06:05 > 0:06:06So, now I'm off to meet my future self
0:06:06 > 0:06:09so he can send me on some harebrained mission.
0:06:21 > 0:06:24Ah! Oh, all right, future me?
0:06:24 > 0:06:26Looking well.
0:06:26 > 0:06:29No, I'm not. I'm looking terrible, and it's all your fault.
0:06:29 > 0:06:32You and your stupidly unhealthy diet
0:06:32 > 0:06:34of salty snacks and sugary fizzy drinks.
0:06:34 > 0:06:38- Take this.- But I thought you said...
0:06:54 > 0:06:56Buck!
0:06:58 > 0:06:59Buck!
0:07:01 > 0:07:04- Buck!- Shh! Do you want to get zapped?
0:07:04 > 0:07:07It's important, though. It's about Dr Mu.
0:07:07 > 0:07:10- Really?- Yeah, see,
0:07:10 > 0:07:14I was wondering what that horrible thing on his face was.
0:07:14 > 0:07:17And then I realised -
0:07:17 > 0:07:19it's his "Mu-stache"!
0:07:20 > 0:07:22Do you get it? "Mu-stache"?
0:07:22 > 0:07:24Oh, go on, it's funny!
0:07:24 > 0:07:26Well, laugh then.
0:07:26 > 0:07:29We're the mass-produced slaves of an intergalactic dictator
0:07:29 > 0:07:31trying to organise a last-ditch rebellion
0:07:31 > 0:07:33under the nose of an evil robot watching our slightest move,
0:07:33 > 0:07:36all whilst working every hour of the day on no food.
0:07:36 > 0:07:38Just what is it about that you find so amusing?
0:07:38 > 0:07:41A-Mu-sing! Yeah, that's a good one!
0:07:42 > 0:07:44Do you get it?
0:07:44 > 0:07:47Oh, come on, Buck! Jokes are good for morale.
0:07:47 > 0:07:49Jokes are good for getting you zapped.
0:07:50 > 0:07:54- ROBOT:- You will be quiet while you are working.
0:08:00 > 0:08:02ROBOT CRIES
0:08:03 > 0:08:04RUFUS SCREAMS
0:08:04 > 0:08:06ROBOT SCREAMS
0:08:06 > 0:08:09For a moment there, I thought I was really in trouble.
0:08:11 > 0:08:12Have you been crying?
0:08:12 > 0:08:14No, no, I haven't been crying, no.
0:08:14 > 0:08:15Your eyes are red.
0:08:15 > 0:08:16Are they?
0:08:16 > 0:08:19Anyway, what are you doing here? Why aren't you in Mu's lab?
0:08:19 > 0:08:21Come to think of it, where is here?
0:08:21 > 0:08:23This is Planet Factorious
0:08:23 > 0:08:28where Dr Muhahaha makes all his evil inventions and products,
0:08:28 > 0:08:33- and this is the reject room where he sends all his failures.- (SOBS)
0:08:33 > 0:08:36Look at this. Hey, come on! Chin up!
0:08:36 > 0:08:40- Don't cry.- I'm a reject, a reject!
0:08:42 > 0:08:43All right, um...
0:08:43 > 0:08:46Well, look, you might not be very good at it,
0:08:46 > 0:08:49but at least you're the best evil robot Dr Mu's got.
0:08:49 > 0:08:54- I'm not! He's got someone new. - (SOBS)
0:08:54 > 0:08:56You will be quiet whilst you are working.
0:08:56 > 0:09:00Energy spent flapping your stupid clone mouth parts
0:09:00 > 0:09:03is energy not spent working for Dr Muhahaha.
0:09:03 > 0:09:05Oh!
0:09:05 > 0:09:07Yes, mighty K2.
0:09:07 > 0:09:09And you...
0:09:09 > 0:09:12- drinking pop is forbidden.- Sorry.
0:09:12 > 0:09:14Mighty K2.
0:09:14 > 0:09:17And do you know why drinking pop is forbidden?
0:09:17 > 0:09:19Yeah, I do! Cos you're a flipping killj...
0:09:19 > 0:09:21Because of spills, Mighty K2.
0:09:21 > 0:09:25Drinking pop is forbidden because we might spill the pop,
0:09:25 > 0:09:26which does terrible damage to
0:09:26 > 0:09:29this kind of delicate electronic equipment.
0:09:29 > 0:09:31That is correct. Terrible damage.
0:09:31 > 0:09:36Like the terrible damage I'll do to you if you break the rules again.
0:09:36 > 0:09:40Now get back to work, clones. I'll be watching you.
0:09:42 > 0:09:45- That's strange.- Not really.
0:09:45 > 0:09:47Dr Mu wasn't going to put up with me forever.
0:09:47 > 0:09:50I can't blame him for moving on.
0:09:50 > 0:09:53- I actually meant the toast-o-lators. - Oh.
0:09:53 > 0:09:56Every house on Earth received one of those this morning.
0:09:56 > 0:09:57Mu's definitely up to something.
0:09:57 > 0:10:01Yeah, something really, really brilliantly bad, I expect -
0:10:01 > 0:10:04now I'm not there holding him back.
0:10:04 > 0:10:07Look, you'd better get out of here before K2 finds you. I'll help.
0:10:07 > 0:10:09Really? That's very kind.
0:10:09 > 0:10:12You see, there I go again, not being evil.
0:10:12 > 0:10:14Look, you've got to stop beating yourself up
0:10:14 > 0:10:16over this whole "I'm not evil enough" thing.
0:10:16 > 0:10:19Just start small, build up. Try sarcasm.
0:10:19 > 0:10:20Oh, OK.
0:10:20 > 0:10:24Um...I really like your moustache(!)
0:10:24 > 0:10:26Ah! Yeah, good.
0:10:26 > 0:10:28Good, very good.
0:10:28 > 0:10:31Yeah, and that jacket is so cool(!)
0:10:38 > 0:10:40Muhahaha!
0:10:41 > 0:10:45Right. Prepare to send the signal.
0:10:45 > 0:10:46Won't work.
0:10:47 > 0:10:49Have the toast-o-lators been discovered?
0:10:49 > 0:10:51- No.- No!
0:10:51 > 0:10:53Has the transmitter suddenly broken?
0:10:53 > 0:10:55- No.- No!
0:10:55 > 0:10:56Has Rufus Hound turned up and ruined everything?
0:10:56 > 0:10:57- No.- No...
0:10:57 > 0:11:00- ALARM - What?
0:11:00 > 0:11:01Oh, what?
0:11:06 > 0:11:08Where is he?
0:11:08 > 0:11:10The Planet Factorious.
0:11:10 > 0:11:12Factorious! Curses!
0:11:12 > 0:11:17Get me K2 on the evil phone right now.
0:11:23 > 0:11:26Oh, come on. How long can it take?
0:11:26 > 0:11:27Oh, I'm sorry(!)
0:11:27 > 0:11:31Maybe you want to try looking through solid steel(!)
0:11:31 > 0:11:34You know, you're really getting the hang of this sarcasm thing.
0:11:34 > 0:11:36Thanks very much. I'm quite enjoying it, actually.
0:11:38 > 0:11:40Well, he's still there.
0:11:40 > 0:11:45Hello? Hello? Hang on a minute - the reception is terrible here.
0:11:48 > 0:11:52OK, he's gone. You can go out now.
0:11:58 > 0:12:00Hey! Who are you?
0:12:00 > 0:12:02I'm Rufus Hound, from the telly?
0:12:02 > 0:12:05I'm here to help.
0:12:05 > 0:12:08- Really? That's great! Can you...? - Gelina.
0:12:08 > 0:12:11We don't know that we can trust him. He might be with K2.
0:12:11 > 0:12:14- I think we can. He's got a... - An oddly familiar face.
0:12:14 > 0:12:16Oh, I was going to say a can of pop.
0:12:16 > 0:12:19And we know how K2 feels about that, don't we?
0:12:19 > 0:12:23Oh, terrible damage, delicate electronic equipment.
0:12:23 > 0:12:29I am K2, I'm overly preoccupied with the nature of toast. I'm...
0:12:29 > 0:12:31..standing behind us?
0:12:31 > 0:12:33- Yup.- Really?
0:12:33 > 0:12:35- Yeah.- You were saying?
0:12:35 > 0:12:36I thought so.
0:12:37 > 0:12:38Rufus Hound.
0:12:38 > 0:12:41All right, keep your knickers on.
0:12:41 > 0:12:44You were misinformed. Only the Murder 1500 wears knickers.
0:12:44 > 0:12:45Now come with me.
0:12:45 > 0:12:47All right.
0:12:52 > 0:12:56Get in. Down you go, Mr Human.
0:12:56 > 0:12:58The prisoner, Dr Mu.
0:12:58 > 0:13:00Thank you, K2.
0:13:01 > 0:13:03Shall I damage him a bit for you, Dr Mu?
0:13:03 > 0:13:07- What?!- Maybe I could pull off his ridiculous moustache.
0:13:07 > 0:13:10Oh, no. No, no. That will be all.
0:13:10 > 0:13:11Oh, OK.
0:13:11 > 0:13:16You know, it's no trouble, Dr Mu. Perhaps I could give him a wedgie.
0:13:17 > 0:13:20- OK. How about a Chinese burn?- Bye!
0:13:20 > 0:13:22I could shake him a little bit.
0:13:24 > 0:13:27All right, suit yourself. Just give me a call if you want anyone killed.
0:13:27 > 0:13:29Yeah, you'd better go.
0:13:35 > 0:13:36Rufus Hound.
0:13:36 > 0:13:38Dr... EVIL LAUGH
0:13:38 > 0:13:40Dr... EVIL LAUGH
0:13:42 > 0:13:43D... EVIL LAUGH
0:13:43 > 0:13:45D... EVIL LAUGH
0:13:46 > 0:13:49D... Dr Muhaha! EVIL LAUGH
0:13:49 > 0:13:51Dr Muhahaha-ha to you.
0:13:51 > 0:13:55Well, come on, then. What's the plan with your toast-o-lators?
0:13:55 > 0:13:56You want to know?
0:13:56 > 0:13:57Yes.
0:13:57 > 0:13:59You really want to know?
0:13:59 > 0:14:00Yeah.
0:14:00 > 0:14:02You really, really want to know?
0:14:02 > 0:14:03Yes!
0:14:04 > 0:14:07- Well, I'm not going to tell you! - (LAUGHS)
0:14:08 > 0:14:10Fine. I put it to you that
0:14:10 > 0:14:12you designed and built these toast-o-lators,
0:14:12 > 0:14:15forcing the clones in Factorious to make millions of them.
0:14:15 > 0:14:16I might have.
0:14:16 > 0:14:19And placed one for free in every home on Earth...
0:14:19 > 0:14:20Maybe.
0:14:20 > 0:14:22..as part of some no doubt evil scheme
0:14:22 > 0:14:24to take over the rest of the universe.
0:14:25 > 0:14:26Possibly.
0:14:26 > 0:14:29Come off it, Mu. Your name's all over this.
0:14:29 > 0:14:32In fact, your picture's even on the box.
0:14:32 > 0:14:34Oh, yes! Handsome chap.
0:14:35 > 0:14:39Well, all right, I admit it. I did it.
0:14:39 > 0:14:43I put a toast-o-lator in every home on your planet,
0:14:43 > 0:14:46and they're just waiting for me to give the signal
0:14:46 > 0:14:50and then...they'll be activated.
0:14:50 > 0:14:52Muhahaha!
0:14:57 > 0:14:58And...
0:14:58 > 0:15:02..the people of Earth suspect nothing.
0:15:02 > 0:15:05Nothing, I tell you.
0:15:05 > 0:15:08What exactly are these things going to do when you activate them?
0:15:08 > 0:15:09Scorch our crumpets(?)
0:15:11 > 0:15:13Nice idea.
0:15:13 > 0:15:16Well, seeing as you know everything, Rufus Hound,
0:15:16 > 0:15:20perhaps you should know a little bit more. Hmm?
0:15:20 > 0:15:21It's all right.
0:15:21 > 0:15:23Well, what the heck!
0:15:23 > 0:15:25I'll just show you.
0:15:27 > 0:15:31Stop it! Oh, hello, Rufus!
0:15:31 > 0:15:32What's going on?
0:15:35 > 0:15:36Thank you, Steve.
0:15:38 > 0:15:39Behold!
0:15:45 > 0:15:48Wow(!) It's not exactly Megatron, is it?
0:15:52 > 0:15:53Yeah...
0:15:57 > 0:15:59Gelina!
0:16:03 > 0:16:05Witness...
0:16:05 > 0:16:08..the power of the toast-o-lator
0:16:08 > 0:16:13that I designed all on my own.
0:16:14 > 0:16:15You're a maniac.
0:16:15 > 0:16:19And when I fire this remote control at your world,
0:16:19 > 0:16:25the toast-o-lator army will rise up, and Earth will be history.
0:16:25 > 0:16:28Toast! Earth will be toast!
0:16:28 > 0:16:29That's obvious, isn't it?
0:16:29 > 0:16:31Shut up, Steve!
0:16:34 > 0:16:36How could you be so defeatist?
0:16:36 > 0:16:40So this remote control controls all the toast-o-lators?
0:16:40 > 0:16:43Yes. Thank crikey someone's listening,
0:16:43 > 0:16:46instead of always trying to tell me what they think.
0:16:46 > 0:16:48I've been trying to tell you something for your own good.
0:16:48 > 0:16:50You're the one who's not been listening.
0:16:50 > 0:16:54My own good? Really? If it's all about me,
0:16:54 > 0:16:58why are you constantly going on about an evil pay rise? Ah!
0:17:05 > 0:17:07Rufus, have you seen Gelina?
0:17:07 > 0:17:09I literally turned around, and she were gone.
0:17:09 > 0:17:10SAD MUSIC
0:17:10 > 0:17:14Oh, thanks. They really don't feed us enough in this p...
0:17:14 > 0:17:15Hang on.
0:17:17 > 0:17:20That's Gelina's face. Does that mean...?
0:17:20 > 0:17:22Is this...?
0:17:22 > 0:17:24Yeah.
0:17:24 > 0:17:25I'm so sorry.
0:17:27 > 0:17:28- Oh, well. - MUSIC STOPS
0:17:28 > 0:17:30What are you doing?
0:17:30 > 0:17:32What? So what if it's her toast? She won't mind.
0:17:32 > 0:17:36No, it's not Gelina's toast - it's Gelina.
0:17:36 > 0:17:38SAD MUSIC I think she would mind.
0:17:38 > 0:17:40Oh.
0:17:41 > 0:17:42I get it.
0:17:43 > 0:17:45I'm so sorry.
0:17:46 > 0:17:47Again.
0:17:47 > 0:17:50Yeah...no, I get it.
0:17:52 > 0:17:53- Where are the cameras? - MUSIC STOPS
0:17:55 > 0:17:56This is Prank Patrol, in't it?
0:17:56 > 0:17:59Where's Barney?
0:17:59 > 0:18:01No, no, what I'm trying to say is...
0:18:01 > 0:18:03- (HIGH-PITCHED) - Buck, will you listen to Rufus?
0:18:03 > 0:18:06Mu turned me into a piece of toast.
0:18:08 > 0:18:09- STEVE:- Go on, then.
0:18:09 > 0:18:12- MU:- Say that again, and I'll shove that remote control up your nose.
0:18:12 > 0:18:16- What remote control? - The one over there by Rufus.
0:18:17 > 0:18:20Bum hat! See what you've done?
0:18:20 > 0:18:21After them.
0:18:22 > 0:18:24I thought you were bread.
0:18:24 > 0:18:26Oh, no, don't worry, just stunned.
0:18:26 > 0:18:29Now, listen, Buck. Going to have to stop making these toast-o-lators.
0:18:29 > 0:18:32They're really dangerous.
0:18:32 > 0:18:34But K2 won't just let us stop.
0:18:34 > 0:18:37No, we're going to have to think of something.
0:18:37 > 0:18:38- GELINA:- Right.- And fast.
0:18:38 > 0:18:40Hello.
0:18:40 > 0:18:42Ah! K2!
0:18:42 > 0:18:43Argh! Where?
0:18:43 > 0:18:46It's not K2, it's Keith. He's not evil or dangerous.
0:18:46 > 0:18:50Oh, thank you(!) That's exactly what I wanted to hear(!)
0:18:50 > 0:18:52Ah! K2!
0:18:52 > 0:18:54No! Keith! I literally just...
0:18:55 > 0:18:57Oh, that. No, that is K2...!
0:18:57 > 0:19:00KEITH WHIMPERS
0:19:00 > 0:19:03Rufus Hound, you will regret returning to this factory.
0:19:03 > 0:19:10Oh, and little Keith... I'll turn you into paperclips.
0:19:10 > 0:19:12Oh, no! Please don't!
0:19:12 > 0:19:14Here comes the pain.
0:19:14 > 0:19:17Wah-hoo!
0:19:17 > 0:19:19Wah-hoo-ah!
0:19:22 > 0:19:25I'm really sorry, everyone.
0:19:25 > 0:19:27Have you quite finished?
0:19:27 > 0:19:31I've done something weird to my finger. Oh!
0:19:31 > 0:19:33Argh...!
0:19:33 > 0:19:34Oh, dear! Sorry about that.
0:19:44 > 0:19:48Looks like he really goes to pieces in a crisis!
0:19:48 > 0:19:51Oh, that K2 unit was my brother.
0:19:51 > 0:19:54Well, not actually my brother. I mean, we weren't related.
0:19:54 > 0:19:56In fact, he was trying to kill me, wasn't he, so never mind.
0:19:56 > 0:20:01Now K2's gone, I'm going to get the clones to rise up against Mu.
0:20:01 > 0:20:02Good plan.
0:20:02 > 0:20:05And I'm going to put crumbs in his bed.
0:20:05 > 0:20:09Good...weird toasty plan.
0:20:10 > 0:20:13There he is. I knew he'd be here.
0:20:13 > 0:20:14Yeah, so certain we had to check
0:20:14 > 0:20:17an infinite number of other places first.
0:20:17 > 0:20:19Shut up, Steve. Get him!
0:20:19 > 0:20:22Going to have to go. Good luck.
0:20:25 > 0:20:29Dr Mu, is there something I can help you with?
0:20:29 > 0:20:31Keith, did you do that?
0:20:31 > 0:20:38No, no, no, I mean, well, yes, I did, but I'm sorry, yeah.
0:20:38 > 0:20:41Maybe I should never have gotten rid of you.
0:20:41 > 0:20:46Well, I did mention, Dr Mu, that exile was a bit rash, but...
0:20:46 > 0:20:47Muhahaha!
0:20:53 > 0:20:55# Muhahahahahaha-haha!
0:20:55 > 0:20:57# Muhahahahahaha!
0:20:57 > 0:20:59# Earth peoples
0:20:59 > 0:21:01# Nothing in this life is free
0:21:01 > 0:21:04# Them toasters are not what they seem
0:21:04 > 0:21:07# Hard luck, humanity
0:21:07 > 0:21:11# Muhahahahahahahaha! Muhahahahahahahaha!
0:21:11 > 0:21:13# Muhahahahahahahahaha!
0:21:16 > 0:21:19# Muhahaha...ha! #
0:21:26 > 0:21:29Oh, no! Come on! Come on!
0:21:32 > 0:21:35No! Wha...?
0:21:35 > 0:21:37You're too late, Rufus.
0:21:37 > 0:21:38And nobody tells Mu what to do,
0:21:38 > 0:21:41even if they try all day - mentioning no names, Steve.
0:21:41 > 0:21:44- You really need to listen... - Shut up, Steve.
0:21:44 > 0:21:46My evil plan is going ahead.
0:21:46 > 0:21:50And Earth is going to know what side its bread is buttered.
0:21:50 > 0:21:52RUFUS: No...!
0:21:53 > 0:21:55DRAMATIC MUSIC
0:22:17 > 0:22:21Yes! My plan is in action!
0:22:23 > 0:22:24What?
0:22:24 > 0:22:26- Nothing.- Good.
0:22:26 > 0:22:31I don't want anything distracting me from watching.
0:23:00 > 0:23:01Argh!
0:23:17 > 0:23:21Hound, why aren't you cowering with fear, hmm?
0:23:21 > 0:23:26Why aren't you pleading with me to spare your pathetic planet? Hmm?
0:23:26 > 0:23:28Do you want to tell him?
0:23:28 > 0:23:30As you were.
0:23:30 > 0:23:33- Power cord's too short.- What?
0:23:40 > 0:23:42DRAMATIC MUSIC FADES
0:23:45 > 0:23:46No!
0:23:46 > 0:23:50That's what I've been trying to tell you.
0:23:50 > 0:23:51No!
0:23:51 > 0:23:55No...!
0:24:12 > 0:24:14To recap - your toast-o-lator,
0:24:14 > 0:24:17the almighty creation that you designed all on your own,
0:24:17 > 0:24:22could move about 10cm before it effectively defeated itself.
0:24:22 > 0:24:24Yeah, all right.
0:24:24 > 0:24:26Are they all gone?
0:24:26 > 0:24:27Yup.
0:24:29 > 0:24:30BEEP
0:24:30 > 0:24:33Oh! Hang on! There is one still going.
0:24:34 > 0:24:36Mind that lead.
0:24:37 > 0:24:38One! BEEP
0:25:06 > 0:25:09There's nothing you can do to save them, Hound.
0:25:09 > 0:25:11Dr Mu, I'm back from my exile.
0:25:11 > 0:25:13Oh, goody.
0:25:13 > 0:25:17Oh, Rufus, you shouldn't have fizzy pop. K2 was very specific
0:25:17 > 0:25:21about not getting it on all the delicate electronic equipment.
0:25:21 > 0:25:23That's it! Bye!
0:25:25 > 0:25:27Keith! You blithering idiot!
0:25:27 > 0:25:31Ah, yeah. Oh, right, but I... OK.
0:25:38 > 0:25:41Stand back! Oh.
0:25:41 > 0:25:43Rufus! You're OK!
0:25:43 > 0:25:44- (WHISPERS)- Rupert!
0:25:44 > 0:25:46And so are you.
0:25:46 > 0:25:47What happened?
0:25:47 > 0:25:50He distracted. I unplugged.
0:25:50 > 0:25:56- (ECHOING)- Sugary fizzy drinks. Fizzy drinks. Sugary fizzy drinks.
0:25:56 > 0:25:58But why did I give myself a can of fizzy drink
0:25:58 > 0:26:02if it wasn't to irreparably damage delicate electronic equipment?
0:26:02 > 0:26:05You should...make a toast, eh?
0:26:08 > 0:26:10- Hang on! - BEEP
0:26:10 > 0:26:13Didn't we convert the toaster to battery power?
0:26:29 > 0:26:31It's brown bread!
0:26:31 > 0:26:33But where did they all come from?
0:26:35 > 0:26:37SHOUTING
0:26:37 > 0:26:43- (CHANTING)- Dr Mu! Smell the poo! Dr Mu! Smell the poo!
0:26:43 > 0:26:45Dr Mu!
0:26:45 > 0:26:48The clones are revolting.
0:26:48 > 0:26:50Well, I find them pretty creepy myself,
0:26:50 > 0:26:52but I'm going to need them to correct this design flaw.
0:26:52 > 0:26:54What?
0:26:54 > 0:26:55Oh.
0:26:55 > 0:26:58Smell the poo! Dr Mu!
0:26:58 > 0:27:01- SAD MUSIC - I see what you mean.
0:27:01 > 0:27:05And the...final toast-o-lator.
0:27:05 > 0:27:07Sorry.
0:27:09 > 0:27:10I see.
0:27:18 > 0:27:19FAST REWIND
0:27:19 > 0:27:21- Dr Mu... - No...!
0:27:21 > 0:27:23I'm a reject.
0:27:24 > 0:27:26My plan is in action.
0:27:26 > 0:27:27Mu turned me into a piece of toast.
0:27:27 > 0:27:29You're a maniac.
0:27:30 > 0:27:33Everybody relax - I'm here.
0:27:33 > 0:27:38Ah, well. I'm definitely going to beat him tomorrow.
0:27:38 > 0:27:40Or is that today?
0:27:40 > 0:27:42# Earth peoples
0:27:42 > 0:27:44# Nothing in this life is free
0:27:44 > 0:27:47# Them toasters are not what they seem
0:27:47 > 0:27:50# Hard luck, humanity
0:27:50 > 0:27:54# Do you like your brains fried or toasted? Muhahaha-hahahahaha! #