Episode 5

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0:00:04 > 0:00:06Welcome to the world of epic,

0:00:06 > 0:00:11the place where you can become a master at everything on the planet.

0:00:11 > 0:00:15No matter what it is, this programme shows you how to do it.

0:00:15 > 0:00:17So, sit back, strap yourself in

0:00:17 > 0:00:20and get ready to become epic at everything.

0:00:22 > 0:00:26Welcome to your total random fix of epicness.

0:00:27 > 0:00:30We've got an amazing line-up of experts, hotshots

0:00:30 > 0:00:34and all-round dudes with the lowdown on how you can do what they can do.

0:00:35 > 0:00:38In just 15 minutes, you'll know how to do...

0:00:38 > 0:00:40..the movie trailer voice.

0:00:40 > 0:00:42..make the perfect cup of tea,

0:00:42 > 0:00:44shoot an arrow,

0:00:44 > 0:00:46crack an egg one-handed,

0:00:46 > 0:00:48be a superstar DJ,

0:00:48 > 0:00:51and this kid will show you how to be a chimney sweep.

0:00:51 > 0:00:54But before all of that, it's time to grab your remote

0:00:54 > 0:00:58and turn the epicosity to maximum, because we're going to show you

0:00:58 > 0:01:00how to do one of the coolest sports ever.

0:01:04 > 0:01:07Surfing is epic - fact.

0:01:07 > 0:01:09All you need to be great is a surfboard,

0:01:09 > 0:01:12a big wave and a one-to-one lesson with a surf champ.

0:01:12 > 0:01:17Oh, look, there is one - it's Hannah Harding. She is epic.

0:01:18 > 0:01:20Hi, I'm Hannah Harding.

0:01:20 > 0:01:23I've won the English Championships and the UK Tour

0:01:23 > 0:01:26and I'm going to show you how to be epic at surfing.

0:01:26 > 0:01:27Let's surf!

0:01:27 > 0:01:30OK, so you'll be lying on your surfboard

0:01:30 > 0:01:32and you need to look behind you for the wave.

0:01:32 > 0:01:34Once you see it coming, you need to start paddling

0:01:34 > 0:01:38to build up the speed to match the momentum of the wave.

0:01:38 > 0:01:40OK, let's surf.

0:01:40 > 0:01:42- You need to then pop up.- Oh.

0:01:42 > 0:01:45And to do so, you put your hands on the deck of the board

0:01:45 > 0:01:48and lift you weight up and pop to your feet.

0:01:48 > 0:01:50Right, let's surf!

0:01:50 > 0:01:54Really important to keep your knees bent and arms out

0:01:54 > 0:01:55and then you're surfing.

0:01:55 > 0:01:58Surf now? Yes!

0:01:58 > 0:02:00# If everybody had an ocean

0:02:00 > 0:02:02# Across the USA... #

0:02:02 > 0:02:04So, to be epic at surfing you need to...

0:02:04 > 0:02:06paddle like crazy when you see a wave,

0:02:06 > 0:02:09pop up, keep your knees bent, arms out

0:02:09 > 0:02:13and ride your wave all the way to the beach.

0:02:13 > 0:02:15Or fall off.

0:02:16 > 0:02:19And that, you little rippers, is how to be epic at surfing.

0:02:19 > 0:02:21Thank you, Hannah.

0:02:21 > 0:02:24Epic lesson number one is done. Number two is on its way

0:02:24 > 0:02:28and this one is an essential British life skill. Pay close attention.

0:02:28 > 0:02:29Hello, I'm Stefan Gates.

0:02:29 > 0:02:32Now, you probably think that making the perfect cup of tea is dead easy,

0:02:32 > 0:02:36but it's not. I'm going to show you the secret science behind it.

0:02:36 > 0:02:37Lovely!

0:02:37 > 0:02:40All you need is one good-quality tea bag,

0:02:40 > 0:02:41some fresh, cold milk,

0:02:41 > 0:02:43and some fresh water.

0:02:43 > 0:02:45Water in.

0:02:45 > 0:02:47Kettle on.

0:02:47 > 0:02:49Ooh, I can taste it already.

0:02:49 > 0:02:53- Right, we've boiled it now. Time to get scientific.- Yay?

0:02:53 > 0:02:55- You need to get a thermometer.- Yep.

0:02:55 > 0:02:57- A stopwatch.- Got it.

0:02:57 > 0:02:58- And your favourite cup.- Ooh, dainty!

0:02:58 > 0:03:00Start off by putting tea bag in cup

0:03:00 > 0:03:06and then add preferably 175ml of water.

0:03:06 > 0:03:09Unsurprisingly, boiling water is hot, so please be careful.

0:03:09 > 0:03:13Now, you need to leave it to brew for exactly two minutes.

0:03:13 > 0:03:19Two minutes? I'm parched! Oh, come on, Stefan, get a wriggle on.

0:03:19 > 0:03:24Oh, so close. OK, after two minutes is up, remove the tea bag.

0:03:24 > 0:03:28And then, add 10ml of milk.

0:03:28 > 0:03:29Great, ready to drink.

0:03:29 > 0:03:31What you need to do now is wait

0:03:31 > 0:03:36until the tea has cooled down to 60 degrees centigrade.

0:03:36 > 0:03:38Leave it any longer, and it could start to turn bitter.

0:03:38 > 0:03:4160 degrees. Ready!

0:03:41 > 0:03:42Oi, that's mine!

0:03:42 > 0:03:44Ahh!

0:03:44 > 0:03:48And that's how to be epic at making the perfect cup of tea.

0:03:48 > 0:03:49Cheers, Stefan.

0:03:49 > 0:03:53On we go from making tea to making music.

0:03:53 > 0:03:54If you want to be a DJ

0:03:54 > 0:03:57then this girl is going to show you the tricks of the trade.

0:04:01 > 0:04:03Being a DJ is an epic-tastic job,

0:04:03 > 0:04:06but it's not just a matter of pressing play.

0:04:06 > 0:04:08You've got to seamlessly mix one song into another

0:04:08 > 0:04:10to keep the party jumping.

0:04:10 > 0:04:12To show you how to do this super-cool skill,

0:04:12 > 0:04:15we've got Radio One's B.Traits.

0:04:15 > 0:04:19She's DJed all over the world. So, tell us what we need, B?

0:04:19 > 0:04:21So, my tools of the trade today are some vinyl,

0:04:21 > 0:04:23two turntables,

0:04:23 > 0:04:24a mixer

0:04:24 > 0:04:26and some headphones.

0:04:26 > 0:04:27Vinyl? Old school.

0:04:27 > 0:04:29You can also use CDs or MP3s.

0:04:30 > 0:04:33The first thing you need to do is pick two tracks -

0:04:33 > 0:04:36similar style, and speed.

0:04:36 > 0:04:37OK, track one.

0:04:37 > 0:04:40MUSIC: "Latch" by Disclosure ft. Sam Smith

0:04:40 > 0:04:42And we're going to mix it into...

0:04:42 > 0:04:45MUSIC: "Need U" by Duke Dumont ft. A*M*E

0:04:45 > 0:04:48..track two. OK, how do we do that, then?

0:04:49 > 0:04:51So, once you've selected your first track,

0:04:51 > 0:04:54you want to put it on the turntable, press start,

0:04:54 > 0:04:57and put the needle on the record.

0:04:57 > 0:05:00So, now you're ready to mix your second track into your first track.

0:05:00 > 0:05:02You want to find the first beat of the track.

0:05:02 > 0:05:04So, we're going to go like this...

0:05:04 > 0:05:06# I think we're close enough... #

0:05:06 > 0:05:07VINYL SCRATCHES

0:05:07 > 0:05:09That's the first beat.

0:05:09 > 0:05:11VINYL SCRATCHES

0:05:11 > 0:05:13Now, you'll only be able to hear this in your headphones.

0:05:13 > 0:05:17Everybody else will only be hearing the first track that you're playing.

0:05:17 > 0:05:18Got it.

0:05:18 > 0:05:21You want to make sure that you're paying attention to your first track

0:05:21 > 0:05:23because every few bars is an opportunity to

0:05:23 > 0:05:25drop in your second track.

0:05:25 > 0:05:27So, starting here...

0:05:27 > 0:05:30One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight.

0:05:30 > 0:05:35One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight and drop.

0:05:37 > 0:05:40OK, B.Traits has two tracks playing at the same time

0:05:40 > 0:05:42but the audience can only hear one.

0:05:42 > 0:05:46It's now time to mix from one track to the other seamlessly.

0:05:46 > 0:05:48So, we're going to come over to the mixer

0:05:48 > 0:05:50and start to bring in the second track.

0:05:50 > 0:05:52So, slowly push up the fader.

0:05:54 > 0:05:58And your audience will gradually be able to hear a track coming in.

0:05:58 > 0:06:00Now both tracks are playing at the same time,

0:06:00 > 0:06:04so now you can start fading out your first track.

0:06:04 > 0:06:05Volume down.

0:06:07 > 0:06:10And now, your second track is playing.

0:06:10 > 0:06:11Seamless.

0:06:11 > 0:06:14And that's how you mix like a DJ.

0:06:14 > 0:06:16Thanks, B.Traits.

0:06:16 > 0:06:20OK, friends, we're right on target for some more epicness.

0:06:20 > 0:06:22Here's what's still to come.

0:06:22 > 0:06:26Our resident king of uselessness shows you how to do this,

0:06:26 > 0:06:29this girl fires one of these,

0:06:29 > 0:06:31and this guy tells you how to make your voice...

0:06:31 > 0:06:32..epic.

0:06:32 > 0:06:36But first, do you need money and want to do a really dangerous job?

0:06:36 > 0:06:38No? Well, picture the scene.

0:06:39 > 0:06:43The latest game console has come out and you have no cash.

0:06:43 > 0:06:45You need to earn some pocket money.

0:06:45 > 0:06:49Luckily for you, a lovely man has just the job for you.

0:06:49 > 0:06:52Unfortunately, he's the leader of a bunch of Victorian chimney sweeps

0:06:52 > 0:06:55and he wants you to start straightaway.

0:06:55 > 0:06:57Sounds like you need to brush up on your chimney sweep skills

0:06:57 > 0:07:00and also find out how not to die.

0:07:00 > 0:07:03Well, here's top actor and history lover Stephen Graham

0:07:03 > 0:07:06to tell you everything you need to know about this dirty job.

0:07:06 > 0:07:11So...you've become a Victorian chimney sweep?

0:07:11 > 0:07:14That's bad luck, there.

0:07:14 > 0:07:17Firstly, you had to be small,

0:07:17 > 0:07:19because they weren't all this big.

0:07:19 > 0:07:22That's why children were perfect for the job,

0:07:22 > 0:07:25because they could fit into tight spaces.

0:07:25 > 0:07:27Erm, you're not selling it to me.

0:07:27 > 0:07:31The usual chimneys you'd have to climb were about 30cm wide.

0:07:31 > 0:07:33That's smaller than a basketball hoop.

0:07:33 > 0:07:36Wahhhh! Argh!

0:07:36 > 0:07:39Chimney sweeps were employed by a man called the master sweep.

0:07:39 > 0:07:42Life with the master sweep wasn't much fun.

0:07:42 > 0:07:44The children would have to sleep on a bag of soot

0:07:44 > 0:07:46in a cold cellar on the floor.

0:07:46 > 0:07:49And the highlight of the day was a bowl of soup.

0:07:49 > 0:07:53I'm guessing it wasn't a nice carrot and coriander?

0:07:53 > 0:07:54Here's a tip -

0:07:54 > 0:07:58make sure you tuck all your clothes in, so they don't get caught.

0:07:58 > 0:08:03And also, wear a nice tight belt so your trousers don't fall down.

0:08:03 > 0:08:07I do that anyway. You can never be too safe!

0:08:07 > 0:08:10Once you've done this, you have to shimmy your way to the top.

0:08:10 > 0:08:13Also, don't forget you have to bring your tools.

0:08:13 > 0:08:15It'll be pitch black inside there.

0:08:15 > 0:08:19So, in short, it's awful.

0:08:19 > 0:08:21If the children were too scared to climb any higher,

0:08:21 > 0:08:26the sweep master would encourage them by lighting a fire.

0:08:26 > 0:08:28This job couldn't get any worse...

0:08:28 > 0:08:29It just did.

0:08:30 > 0:08:33It wasn't all bad.

0:08:33 > 0:08:37You did get paid - a whopping 15 shillings a week.

0:08:37 > 0:08:39Hey, that's not so bad.

0:08:39 > 0:08:42Which is about...75p.

0:08:42 > 0:08:46What?! Oh, that's it. We quit!

0:08:46 > 0:08:51And that's how you become an epic Victorian chimney sweep.

0:08:51 > 0:08:52Cheers, Stephen.

0:08:52 > 0:08:55Three more hits of epicness to go.

0:08:55 > 0:08:59If darts isn't epic enough for you, then this sport super-sizes it.

0:09:01 > 0:09:02Meet Danielle Brown.

0:09:02 > 0:09:04She has won gold at the Paralympics

0:09:04 > 0:09:08and she's going to show you how to be an epic archer.

0:09:08 > 0:09:09Whoo-hoo!

0:09:09 > 0:09:13To be epic at archery, you need to practise a lot.

0:09:13 > 0:09:17Bow, arrow, target. Let's do this.

0:09:17 > 0:09:21I'm going to show you how to get this arrow in that target.

0:09:21 > 0:09:22Yes, please.

0:09:22 > 0:09:24You need to put the arrow on the string.

0:09:24 > 0:09:26Arrow on string. Check.

0:09:26 > 0:09:30And then you put the release mechanism onto the string as well.

0:09:30 > 0:09:32Release thingyajiggy. Carry on.

0:09:34 > 0:09:37You need to aim the sight at the centre of the target.

0:09:37 > 0:09:39This is very tense.

0:09:42 > 0:09:45Bull's-eye...ish.

0:09:45 > 0:09:47So, to be epic at archery you need

0:09:47 > 0:09:50a bow, some arrows, a target,

0:09:50 > 0:09:52a release thingymajiggy,

0:09:52 > 0:09:55some eyes, a thing to make your eyes better

0:09:55 > 0:09:58and a bucket-load of skill.

0:09:58 > 0:10:01- That's how to be epic at archery. - Thanks, Danielle.

0:10:03 > 0:10:04From a gold-medal winner to

0:10:04 > 0:10:07a man who has absolutely no medals whatsoever,

0:10:07 > 0:10:09but he's still our hero.

0:10:09 > 0:10:12He's the Prince of Pointlessness, the Emperor of the Absurd,

0:10:12 > 0:10:14the Saint of Silliness.

0:10:14 > 0:10:16He's Max Byrne and he's always got a trick

0:10:16 > 0:10:18that is totally useless but brilliant.

0:10:18 > 0:10:20Ragh!

0:10:20 > 0:10:22And this time, you'll need some eggs.

0:10:22 > 0:10:25Hola. My name is Max Byrne.

0:10:25 > 0:10:30I'm going to show you how to crack eggs one-handed. Egg-cellent.

0:10:30 > 0:10:31Oh, dear.

0:10:31 > 0:10:34Now, before you start cracking all the eggs in your house,

0:10:34 > 0:10:35you need to practise.

0:10:35 > 0:10:38The best way to do this is two rolled up pieces of foil

0:10:38 > 0:10:39and a two pence coin.

0:10:39 > 0:10:41Place it in between the two balls

0:10:41 > 0:10:44and practise moving your fingers apart to release the coin.

0:10:44 > 0:10:46Looks a bit weird.

0:10:46 > 0:10:48Chook, chook, chook! They're here.

0:10:48 > 0:10:51Now, grab your egg, and what you're going to do is you're going to

0:10:51 > 0:10:54bash it against the side of the bowl and then apologise to it.

0:10:54 > 0:10:56- Just like this...- Sorry!

0:10:56 > 0:11:00..and then move your fingers apart, releasing the yolk into the bowl.

0:11:00 > 0:11:02What yolk? That yolk.

0:11:02 > 0:11:03Best get cracking!

0:11:05 > 0:11:09And soon, you'll be able to crack eggs just like this.

0:11:10 > 0:11:12Eggs-treme!

0:11:12 > 0:11:15This man's an eggs-pert.

0:11:17 > 0:11:20Egg-cellent!

0:11:20 > 0:11:21Egg-pic.

0:11:21 > 0:11:23Cheers, Max.

0:11:24 > 0:11:26OK, friends, it's almost over,

0:11:26 > 0:11:29but not before one last epic dose of epicosity.

0:11:29 > 0:11:33This one will make your voice a movie star. Listen and learn.

0:11:35 > 0:11:40Do you want to make your voice truly epic? I do! Listen to this.

0:11:40 > 0:11:48This year, in a world far, far away, an epic programme began.

0:11:48 > 0:11:55One man will teach you how to be epic at doing the movie trailer voice.

0:11:55 > 0:11:58Yes, please. Teach me!

0:11:59 > 0:12:04Oh, hi. My name is Redd Pepper and I'm a movie trailer voice-over man.

0:12:04 > 0:12:05Cool.

0:12:05 > 0:12:11In a world where time began, where people were not what they seemed...

0:12:11 > 0:12:14Although voice artists like myself don't appear on screen,

0:12:14 > 0:12:17you still have to be able to act because this line of work,

0:12:17 > 0:12:22you have to be able to exaggerate and be very dramatic.

0:12:22 > 0:12:24- GROWLY VOICE:- Like this!

0:12:24 > 0:12:25No?

0:12:25 > 0:12:29Sounds obvious, but you really have to be able to read

0:12:29 > 0:12:31and read out aloud.

0:12:31 > 0:12:33I used to read out aloud to my father,

0:12:33 > 0:12:34and look what it's done for me.

0:12:34 > 0:12:37In cinemas everywhere now.

0:12:37 > 0:12:41You have to be able to talk properly, too.

0:12:41 > 0:12:44Make sure you put the Ts at the end of your words.

0:12:44 > 0:12:46Instead of saying "tha", say "that".

0:12:46 > 0:12:48What?

0:12:48 > 0:12:52Practice makes perfect. Record your voice, listen back to it.

0:12:52 > 0:12:56You may not like it but it will help you to perfect your craft.

0:12:56 > 0:13:02If you only see one movie this year, this is it.

0:13:02 > 0:13:06When you're happy with all the recordings you've done of yourself,

0:13:06 > 0:13:08listen back and practise some more,

0:13:08 > 0:13:11and then you'll be ready to be a movie trailer man.

0:13:11 > 0:13:12Watch and learn.

0:13:12 > 0:13:19On a field there is a ball just waiting to be kicked.

0:13:19 > 0:13:23But it wasn't, until now...

0:13:23 > 0:13:26And it makes some things a little more fun.

0:13:27 > 0:13:32Hi, can I order a chicken jalfrezi, please?

0:13:33 > 0:13:34HE LAUGHS EVILLY

0:13:34 > 0:13:36Do you want naan bread with that?

0:13:38 > 0:13:44And that is how to be epic at being a movie trailer voice-over man.

0:13:44 > 0:13:46- GROWLY VOICE:- That was amazing.

0:13:46 > 0:13:49I mean, that was amazing. Thanks, Redd Pepper.

0:13:53 > 0:13:59Right, that brings us to the end of 15 minutes of total random epicness.

0:13:59 > 0:14:00You should now be able to try this

0:14:00 > 0:14:02and this,

0:14:02 > 0:14:03that

0:14:03 > 0:14:05and that,

0:14:05 > 0:14:07this...this

0:14:07 > 0:14:08and even that.

0:14:08 > 0:14:14Now, go forth and be epic at everything.