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0:00:03 > 0:00:06- # Jac. Jac. A dog, not a cat

0:00:06 > 0:00:09- # A friend of yours - and a friend of mine

0:00:10 > 0:00:12- # Jac. Jac. A good little boy

0:00:13 > 0:00:14- # The name's Jac Russell #

0:00:21 > 0:00:22- How did it go in school today?

0:00:22 > 0:00:24- How did it go in school today?- - OK, good.

0:00:24 > 0:00:27- Any homework to do over the weekend?

0:00:27 > 0:00:28- Any homework to do over the weekend?- - No.

0:00:29 > 0:00:31- Nothing apart from reading.

0:00:31 > 0:00:34- Sioned has to look after Jac - over the weekend.

0:00:34 > 0:00:35- Jac? Who's Jac?

0:00:35 > 0:00:36- Jac? Who's Jac?- - A dog.

0:00:36 > 0:00:41- Everyone takes their turn - to look after Jac.

0:00:42 > 0:00:46- Sioned has to keep a diary - of everything Jac does.

0:00:46 > 0:00:47- Boring.

0:00:47 > 0:00:49- Boring.- - Zip it.

0:00:49 > 0:00:50- No, you zip it.

0:00:50 > 0:00:53- That's enough, girls.

0:00:53 > 0:00:56- Where's this dog? In your bag?

0:00:56 > 0:00:57- Where's this dog? In your bag?- - Hello!

0:00:57 > 0:00:59- You had a fright.

0:00:59 > 0:01:00- You had a fright.- - A real fright.

0:01:01 > 0:01:03- Jac. Jac Russell.

0:01:03 > 0:01:06- Home, James. - Press the pedal to the metal.

0:01:07 > 0:01:09- I usually sit in the front.

0:01:09 > 0:01:13- Do you want me to be sick? Do you - know what dog sick smells like?

0:01:14 > 0:01:16- Yeurgh!

0:01:16 > 0:01:17- Off we go.

0:01:17 > 0:01:20- Off we go.- - # Who's the cutest dog in the world?

0:01:20 > 0:01:23- # Jac Russell, Jac Russell

0:01:24 > 0:01:26- # A ball of fluff that's always fun

0:01:26 > 0:01:29- # Jac Russell, Jac Russell

0:01:30 > 0:01:32- # Jac. Jac. A dog, not a cat

0:01:32 > 0:01:36- # A friend of yours - and a friend of mine

0:01:36 > 0:01:39- # Jac. Jac. A good little boy

0:01:40 > 0:01:43- # The name's Jac Russell, - tra-la-la-la-la-la

0:01:43 > 0:01:46- # He's a dog that's a bundle of fun

0:01:46 > 0:01:49- # Scratch his belly - when he's on the floor

0:01:49 > 0:01:52- # His name is Jac

0:01:52 > 0:01:55- # He leaves a gift when he's angry

0:01:56 > 0:01:58- # Who's the cutest dog in the world?

0:01:58 > 0:02:02- # Jac Russell, Jac Russell #

0:02:02 > 0:02:04- Nice house.

0:02:06 > 0:02:08- What's wrong with you - a cold?

0:02:09 > 0:02:11- This is disgusting.

0:02:12 > 0:02:13- Jac Russell!

0:02:14 > 0:02:16- Ffion, Sioned. Tea's ready.

0:02:20 > 0:02:22- Thanks, Mam.

0:02:23 > 0:02:25- There you go, Jac.

0:02:27 > 0:02:28- Dog food.

0:02:28 > 0:02:29- Beef and duck.

0:02:29 > 0:02:32- Beef and duck.- - We're going to have a problem here.

0:02:33 > 0:02:35- I don't eat meat from a tin.

0:02:37 > 0:02:41- Who ever heard of a dog - not eating food out of a tin? Class!

0:02:42 > 0:02:43- Oh!

0:02:44 > 0:02:46- In for a penny, in for a pound.

0:02:48 > 0:02:49- Here's my list.

0:02:52 > 0:02:54- Jac Russell doesn't like meat...

0:02:54 > 0:02:55- Jac Russell doesn't like meat...- - From a tin.

0:02:57 > 0:03:00- ..the cold...

0:03:01 > 0:03:03- ..and cats.

0:03:03 > 0:03:05- ..and cats.- - I don't like their attitude.

0:03:09 > 0:03:11- Jac likes bones...

0:03:14 > 0:03:15- ..sausages...

0:03:17 > 0:03:20- ..avocados and cats.

0:03:20 > 0:03:22- You said you didn't like cats.

0:03:22 > 0:03:26- Their attitude - - they're lovely to eat.

0:03:26 > 0:03:29- Oh, you're gross.

0:03:29 > 0:03:31- Thank you.

0:03:32 > 0:03:33- HE BREAKS WIND

0:03:33 > 0:03:36- HE BREAKS WIND- - Excuse me. I've dropped one!

0:03:38 > 0:03:40- No, no, a stitch.

0:03:43 > 0:03:45- Hello.

0:03:45 > 0:03:47- Ooh, shoo...

0:03:47 > 0:03:49- ..out, skedaddle.

0:03:49 > 0:03:50- That was Dad.

0:03:50 > 0:03:52- That was Dad.- - Let me in.

0:03:52 > 0:03:54- Oh.

0:03:57 > 0:03:59- Argh!

0:03:59 > 0:04:00- Oh.

0:04:00 > 0:04:04- Jac Russell News, Blaenffos.

0:04:04 > 0:04:06- VAN HORN

0:04:08 > 0:04:11- Argh! Oh!

0:04:14 > 0:04:16- HOOTER

0:04:18 > 0:04:21- Argh! Oh. Argh.

0:04:25 > 0:04:28- I'm outside a shop in Blaenffos.

0:04:28 > 0:04:31- The man who runs this shop - is remarkable.

0:04:32 > 0:04:33- He comes from Italy.

0:04:34 > 0:04:38- It's an opportunity for me - to practise my Italian.

0:04:43 > 0:04:45- FLUENT ITALIAN

0:04:56 > 0:04:59- Here I am, Jac Russell Isaac...

0:04:59 > 0:05:02- ..outside the shop in Blaenffos, - west Wales...

0:05:02 > 0:05:06- ..where they don't allow dogs.

0:05:13 > 0:05:15- I hope that dog's not on the bed.

0:05:16 > 0:05:18- No. He's not on the bed.

0:05:18 > 0:05:20- Don't worry.

0:05:20 > 0:05:23- Well, Ffion, - you have a lot of trophies.

0:05:23 > 0:05:25- You're a great performer.

0:05:26 > 0:05:28- So am I. Can you do this?

0:05:31 > 0:05:33- No. Thank goodness.

0:05:33 > 0:05:37- Ffion, it's time to practise scales - on the piano.

0:05:37 > 0:05:41- Ooh, piano. I love the piano.

0:05:51 > 0:05:53- # Clementine #

0:06:04 > 0:06:06- CLASSICAL PIANO PIECE

0:06:18 > 0:06:25- Rachmaninov, Concerto No.1 - in F Sharp Minor - Allegro Vivace.

0:06:26 > 0:06:28- You can look it up if you want.

0:06:33 > 0:06:34- You're good.

0:06:35 > 0:06:39- Oh, yes. - I'm so in love with Zac Efron.

0:06:40 > 0:06:41- He's so lush.

0:06:41 > 0:06:44- I so want to marry him.

0:06:46 > 0:06:50- I know. Vanessa Hudgens is so lucky.

0:06:52 > 0:06:56- I think I'd be a far better - Gabriella than her.

0:06:57 > 0:07:01- Oh, yeah, Ffion. So more far better.

0:07:02 > 0:07:05- If you think that you're so great, - Ffion...

0:07:05 > 0:07:08- ..we'll see what the experts say.

0:07:09 > 0:07:14- Yes, Ffion. We'll see what the - experts say. Yeah, Ffion, so yeah.

0:07:14 > 0:07:17- You're not making any sense.

0:07:17 > 0:07:20- That's how you girls talk - these days.

0:07:20 > 0:07:21- We do not.

0:07:21 > 0:07:22- We do not.- - You do too.

0:07:23 > 0:07:24- We do not.

0:07:24 > 0:07:25- We do not.- - You do too.

0:07:34 > 0:07:38- Please welcome Louis Washee-Washee.

0:07:38 > 0:07:40- Cheryl Coal.

0:07:40 > 0:07:44- Simon Cow Well.

0:07:50 > 0:07:53- Louis, what do you know about music?

0:07:53 > 0:07:56- Name one successful act - you've managed.

0:07:57 > 0:07:58- How about Westlife?

0:07:59 > 0:08:04- Westlife? - More like Get-a-life or Pooh-life.

0:08:06 > 0:08:07- You're just jealous.

0:08:09 > 0:08:14- Oh. Oh, yes. Who are you and why - do you think you have the X Factor?

0:08:14 > 0:08:15- I'm Ffi...

0:08:15 > 0:08:17- I'm Ffi...- - Sshh. Just sing.

0:08:18 > 0:08:21- # Meri-Ann has hurt her finger

0:08:22 > 0:08:25- # And Dafydd the servant - isn't well

0:08:26 > 0:08:29- # The baby in the crib is crying

0:08:30 > 0:08:34- # And the cat has scratched - little Joni. Oi, oi!

0:08:34 > 0:08:38- # A little saucepan - is boiling on the fire... #

0:08:38 > 0:08:39- Stop.

0:08:39 > 0:08:43- You were good but I'm not sure - about your movement.

0:08:45 > 0:08:46- You reminded me of...

0:08:46 > 0:08:48- You reminded me of...- - Shush, Louis! Cheryl?

0:08:49 > 0:08:50- Rubbish.

0:08:52 > 0:08:54- They call me nasty!

0:08:56 > 0:08:57- Well, Rhian...

0:08:57 > 0:08:58- Well, Rhian...- - Ffion.

0:08:59 > 0:09:01- Ffion, Rhian, whatever.

0:09:01 > 0:09:05- Your singing was awful, - your movement wasn't much better.

0:09:05 > 0:09:07- You have potential.

0:09:07 > 0:09:12- I have just the right mentor - to help you.

0:09:14 > 0:09:19- Well, Ffion, unfortunately, the - mentor Simon had lined up for you...

0:09:19 > 0:09:21- ..wasn't available.

0:09:21 > 0:09:26- But, especially for you, here's - one of the Dawns-Tastig judges...

0:09:26 > 0:09:28- ..Elan Isaac.

0:09:28 > 0:09:31- Sorry, she's the best I could get - at short notice.

0:09:32 > 0:09:34- Elan, how are you, darling?

0:09:34 > 0:09:36- Mwah, mwah!

0:09:36 > 0:09:38- I like your hair.

0:09:39 > 0:09:40- Hiya, Ffion.

0:09:40 > 0:09:44- I've heard you're a huge fan - of High School Musical.

0:09:44 > 0:09:48- I've devised some dance moves. - Does that sound good to you?

0:09:49 > 0:09:50- Yes.

0:09:50 > 0:09:52- Yes.- - Off we go.

0:09:52 > 0:09:56- Start off with a kick out - and out to the side. Arm up.

0:09:56 > 0:09:57- Arm up.

0:09:57 > 0:10:01- Another kick. - Arms out to the side.

0:10:01 > 0:10:03- Back to the start again.

0:10:03 > 0:10:05- Kick...

0:10:05 > 0:10:07- Kick...- - Heh-heh-heh.

0:10:07 > 0:10:08- Um...

0:10:09 > 0:10:11- ..is there a problem?

0:10:12 > 0:10:15- A problem? No. It's great.

0:10:16 > 0:10:18- It was great in the 1980s.

0:10:20 > 0:10:22- Do you think - you could do better?

0:10:22 > 0:10:26- I don't think so. I know so.

0:10:26 > 0:10:30- So come on! - Let's see what you've got, Jac.

0:10:30 > 0:10:33- Right, let's find out...

0:10:34 > 0:10:36- ..Smell-an.

0:10:37 > 0:10:38- Music.

0:11:11 > 0:11:16- Safe. Ffion, with Elan's help - your dancing will be OK.

0:11:16 > 0:11:21- Now, another pointless commercial - with bad actors.

0:11:21 > 0:11:23- What are they trying to advertise?

0:11:24 > 0:11:27- Newspapers? Tables? Cereal?

0:11:27 > 0:11:29- Bowls?

0:11:29 > 0:11:33- Spoons? Brushes? Bread? Toasters?

0:11:34 > 0:11:36- Newspapers again? Flying? Doors?

0:11:36 > 0:11:40- That's enough. I've had enough. - I'm off.

0:11:42 > 0:11:44- Jac Russell.

0:11:44 > 0:11:46- # Doo-doo-doo-doo-doo-doo-doo-doo

0:11:47 > 0:11:49- # Doo-doo-doo-doo-doo-doo-doo-doo

0:11:49 > 0:11:53- # Doo-doo-doo-doo-doo-doo-doo-doo, - doo-doo-doo #

0:11:54 > 0:11:57- Hello and welcome to the quiz.

0:11:57 > 0:11:59- Round 1 - General Knowledge

0:12:00 > 0:12:03- First, a question - for Sioned and Ffion.

0:12:03 > 0:12:04- Where do you live?

0:12:04 > 0:12:06- Where do you live?- - Here.

0:12:06 > 0:12:09- Correct. You're so cute.

0:12:11 > 0:12:12- Mam and Dad, where do you live?

0:12:12 > 0:12:14- Mam and Dad, where do you live?- - Here.

0:12:14 > 0:12:19- Incorrect. I've already had - that answer from the girls.

0:12:20 > 0:12:21- Oh, oops.

0:12:22 > 0:12:24- Mam and Dad...

0:12:25 > 0:12:28- ..what is the last letter - of the Welsh alphabet?

0:12:29 > 0:12:30- Ah...

0:12:30 > 0:12:32- Ah...- - Incorrect. Girls?

0:12:32 > 0:12:34- Y-y-y-y...

0:12:34 > 0:12:35- Y-y-y-y...- - Correct.

0:12:35 > 0:12:37- Y.

0:12:38 > 0:12:40- Round 2 - Mathematics

0:12:40 > 0:12:43- Girls, what's one + one + one + one?

0:12:44 > 0:12:45- Four.

0:12:45 > 0:12:46- Correct.

0:12:47 > 0:12:49- Thicker than thick parents...

0:12:49 > 0:12:52- ..what's two (DAU) - + two + two + two?

0:12:53 > 0:12:54- Eight.

0:12:54 > 0:12:56- Incorrect.

0:12:56 > 0:13:02- The answer to the question - is a morning in Carmarthen mart.

0:13:04 > 0:13:07- OK, Dai? Yes, Dai. - You, Dai? Great, Dai.

0:13:09 > 0:13:13- It's obvious that your children - are far cleverer than you.

0:13:34 > 0:13:36- What am I going to do?

0:13:36 > 0:13:40- I'm too late to be in the show - with Gabriella.

0:13:40 > 0:13:43- I'm no good to the basketball team.

0:13:46 > 0:13:48- Why is life so complicated?

0:13:48 > 0:13:49- Why is life so complicated?- - Troy?

0:13:51 > 0:13:53- Troy?

0:13:54 > 0:13:56- Troy?

0:13:57 > 0:13:59- No, not TROI (turn). Troy!

0:13:59 > 0:14:01- If I turn around again, - I'll be sick.

0:14:01 > 0:14:04- You're Troy. I'm Gabriella.

0:14:04 > 0:14:07- Oh, yeah. Yes, Gabriella?

0:14:08 > 0:14:11- Good news. It's not too late - to compete in the show.

0:14:11 > 0:14:15- What? Oh, how can this be?

0:14:15 > 0:14:17- Whoo! Yeah!

0:14:17 > 0:14:19- Whoo! Yeah!

0:14:19 > 0:14:21- Whoo!

0:14:21 > 0:14:23- Whoo!

0:14:33 > 0:14:36- What a happy ending, Troy.

0:14:36 > 0:14:39- What about the basketball game?

0:14:40 > 0:14:45- Sharpay is right. We can't - let the team down like this.

0:14:45 > 0:14:48- I won't. Can't you see?

0:14:49 > 0:14:53- I can do both at the same time.

0:15:02 > 0:15:04- # Both at the same time

0:15:06 > 0:15:09- # That's what I do

0:15:09 > 0:15:13- # Play basketball and sing too

0:15:13 > 0:15:17- # Both at the same time

0:15:18 > 0:15:21- # Our love - is like a cloud in the sky

0:15:22 > 0:15:25- # It's fluffy and white

0:15:26 > 0:15:30- # If you want me - to make a choice between both

0:15:31 > 0:15:32- # I can't

0:15:34 > 0:15:38- # I can wear a shawl with gusto

0:15:38 > 0:15:41- # Kiss girls and mix Bisto

0:15:41 > 0:15:46- # Drink a pint of water - and raise my voice

0:15:46 > 0:15:50- # I can do both - for the rest of my life

0:15:50 > 0:15:53- # Both at the same time

0:15:53 > 0:15:57- # That's what I do

0:15:58 > 0:16:03- # Play basketball and sing too

0:16:04 > 0:16:06- # Both at the same time

0:16:07 > 0:16:10- # Both at the same time

0:16:11 > 0:16:12- # Happy together

0:16:15 > 0:16:18- # Together, together

0:16:18 > 0:16:22- # Love to last forever #

0:16:28 > 0:16:30- We had a good time.

0:16:30 > 0:16:34- You would have loved the song - - Both At The Same Time.

0:16:34 > 0:16:37- # Both at the same time #

0:16:38 > 0:16:39- Pardon?

0:16:40 > 0:16:43- You can do two things - at the same time? What?

0:16:46 > 0:16:47- Yellow teddy!

0:16:47 > 0:16:51- No wonder no-one wants - to take you home for the weekend.

0:16:52 > 0:16:54- Listen to this one.

0:16:54 > 0:16:56- What's red and invisible?

0:16:57 > 0:16:59- No tomatoes!

0:17:01 > 0:17:03- What's red and...?

0:17:03 > 0:17:05- No...!

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