0:00:00 > 0:00:00- 888
0:00:03 > 0:00:06- # Jac. Jac. A dog, not a cat
0:00:06 > 0:00:09- # A friend of yours - and a friend of mine
0:00:10 > 0:00:12- # Jac. Jac. A good little boy
0:00:13 > 0:00:14- # The name's Jac Russell #
0:00:18 > 0:00:23- Ah, there's nothing better - than relaxing with a cold drink...
0:00:23 > 0:00:26- ..in the hot sunshine.
0:00:26 > 0:00:29- No-one to bother me - on this desert island.
0:00:30 > 0:00:33- Jac, Jac, Jac, you can't say that.
0:00:33 > 0:00:37- We're not on a desert island - under the hot sunshine.
0:00:40 > 0:00:44- Where's the sea, the beach - and that yellow ball in the sky?
0:00:45 > 0:00:47- Where's the desert island?
0:00:47 > 0:00:48- Where's the desert island?- - We're on Anglesey, Jac.
0:00:49 > 0:00:53- Oh, well, the people are pleasant. - Pleasant and talented.
0:00:53 > 0:00:56- For example, - Arfon Wyn and Elin Fflur.
0:00:56 > 0:00:58- Stick to the script, Jac.
0:00:58 > 0:01:02- This director dislikes - working with children and animals.
0:01:03 > 0:01:05- This weekend's homework.
0:01:05 > 0:01:10- I'm staying with - the Pryth... erch family.
0:01:10 > 0:01:13- Well, - I'd better go and see them now.
0:01:13 > 0:01:17- "Rwan, 'sti, 'lly, cyw and ballu," - as they say around here.
0:01:18 > 0:01:23- "Anglesey Talent Show. - Here tomorrow. First prize, 1,000."
0:01:23 > 0:01:26- For everyone in north Wales...
0:01:26 > 0:01:30- .."Anglesey Talent Show. - Here tomorrow. First prize, 1,000."
0:01:32 > 0:01:33- Time to go.
0:01:40 > 0:01:43- Right. Come on everyone, - drop everything.
0:01:43 > 0:01:48- The Anglesey Talent Show - is being held in the village hall.
0:01:48 > 0:01:51- You can't walk in, - expect us to drop everything...
0:01:52 > 0:01:53- ..and do what you want to do.
0:01:54 > 0:01:58- OK. Hello, I'm Jac Russell. - What do you like doing?
0:01:58 > 0:02:00- I'm Glesni and I go to drama club.
0:02:00 > 0:02:02- I'm Glesni and I go to drama club.- - Do you? So you like showing off!
0:02:02 > 0:02:03- Next.
0:02:04 > 0:02:06- I'm Tomos. - I like Man Utd and folk dancing.
0:02:06 > 0:02:10- Man Utd, Schmited. - And you like folks?!
0:02:10 > 0:02:13- What do you like doing, Elin?
0:02:13 > 0:02:14- Folk dancing.
0:02:14 > 0:02:18- We've had that answer once already. - Try again.
0:02:18 > 0:02:20- Playing chess.
0:02:20 > 0:02:21- Chess?
0:02:21 > 0:02:23- Where are Mam and Dad?
0:02:24 > 0:02:28- Dad likes physics - and chemistry experiments.
0:02:28 > 0:02:30- Interesting. Not!
0:02:30 > 0:02:31- And Mam?
0:02:31 > 0:02:34- And Mam?- - Mam's a good hairdresser.
0:02:34 > 0:02:36- Oh.
0:02:36 > 0:02:38- That might come in handy.
0:02:39 > 0:02:43- Right, here's how - we're going to win 1,000.
0:02:43 > 0:02:46- We're going to form a band.
0:02:46 > 0:02:49- Duh-duh-duh.
0:02:50 > 0:02:52- Band practice.
0:02:52 > 0:02:55- After three. - One, two, five... three.
0:02:56 > 0:02:57- GIBBERISH RAP
0:03:05 > 0:03:07- Yeah, cool.
0:03:08 > 0:03:10- I think we need some help.
0:03:10 > 0:03:15- Hey, we're on Anglesey. I know - just the person who can help us.
0:03:17 > 0:03:19- Jac Russell.
0:03:26 > 0:03:28- Who are you?
0:03:28 > 0:03:30- Who? What?
0:03:30 > 0:03:31- Who are you?
0:03:31 > 0:03:33- Who are you?- - Dad and Mam.
0:03:33 > 0:03:35- Dad! Mam!
0:03:38 > 0:03:43- I forgive you for sending me to - a dog orphanage when I was little.
0:03:44 > 0:03:47- Mam, Dad, I'm so happy I could howl.
0:03:47 > 0:03:48- Ooooooh!
0:03:50 > 0:03:53- We're the parents - of Glesni, Tomos and Erin.
0:03:54 > 0:03:57- Oh, well. Go away! - I'm waiting for someone. Whoosh!
0:04:10 > 0:04:12- Right, finally!
0:04:14 > 0:04:20- Elin Fflur. - Singer, composer, presenter of Nodyn.
0:04:20 > 0:04:25- Get in there and don't come out - until you've finished.
0:04:25 > 0:04:27- Finished what?
0:04:28 > 0:04:32- What do you usually do - in the toilet? Compose a song.
0:04:32 > 0:04:36- I can't compose a song in a toilet.
0:04:36 > 0:04:40- Why not? There's enough paper - in there to write a musical.
0:04:40 > 0:04:41- Elin's right.
0:04:42 > 0:04:46- She needs freedom to allow her mind - to wander to a world of dreams.
0:04:46 > 0:04:49- Where did you learn - to speak like that?
0:04:49 > 0:04:51- It's in the script.
0:04:51 > 0:04:53- It's in the script.- - Oh, yes. Brilliant. I wrote that.
0:04:53 > 0:04:57- I'll let you out only - if you promise to write a song...
0:04:58 > 0:05:01- ..that'll reach - No.1 in the charts...
0:05:01 > 0:05:04- ..and win - the Anglesey Talent Show.
0:05:07 > 0:05:10- Scene 4 - Part 2. Composing a Song.
0:05:13 > 0:05:16- Right, what makes a good song - is a good song.
0:05:16 > 0:05:19- Not - good lyrics.
0:05:20 > 0:05:23- I saw a jackdaw.
0:05:25 > 0:05:27- A safe kennel, a safe kennel.
0:05:28 > 0:05:31- # Only a dog
0:05:31 > 0:05:34- # Only a dog #
0:05:34 > 0:05:35- Stinks like a dog?
0:05:35 > 0:05:37- Stinks like a dog?- - Stinks like a dog.
0:05:38 > 0:05:39- No!
0:05:40 > 0:05:42- # Only you
0:05:42 > 0:05:44- # Yeah
0:05:44 > 0:05:47- # Only you #
0:05:47 > 0:05:49- I can feel it coming.
0:05:50 > 0:05:52- I think we've got it.
0:05:55 > 0:06:00- # Sitting in my cosy kennel
0:06:01 > 0:06:08- # Dreaming of you - on the other side of the world
0:06:10 > 0:06:16- # I have only one thing - to ask of you
0:06:18 > 0:06:22- # Fill my great void, ease my pain
0:06:25 > 0:06:28- # Only you
0:06:28 > 0:06:30- # Only you
0:06:32 > 0:06:35- # Only you
0:06:35 > 0:06:39- # Can have my heart
0:06:40 > 0:06:43- # Only you
0:06:43 > 0:06:45- # Only you
0:06:48 > 0:06:51- # Makes me happy
0:06:53 > 0:06:58- # Only you, only you #
0:07:05 > 0:07:07- Um, I think we've got it.
0:07:08 > 0:07:11- Doesn't it sound - like that Westlife song?
0:07:11 > 0:07:13- Never heard of them. - Have you, Fflur?
0:07:13 > 0:07:17- Never. We do have one problem, - though - image.
0:07:17 > 0:07:20- It's time to ditch that dog suit.
0:07:20 > 0:07:21- Eh?
0:07:22 > 0:07:23- Jac Russell!
0:07:24 > 0:07:26- Scene 5 - The Salon.
0:07:27 > 0:07:31- Hello and welcome to Mam's salon.
0:07:31 > 0:07:34- Mrs Pryth... erch, or Sian...
0:07:34 > 0:07:37- ..is going to help me - give the children a makeover.
0:07:39 > 0:07:39- Glesni.
0:07:39 > 0:07:40- Glesni.- - Tomos.
0:07:40 > 0:07:42- Glesni.- - Tomos.- - Erin.
0:07:43 > 0:07:47- We're going to turn them - into rock and roll stars.
0:07:47 > 0:07:48- Are you ready, Mam?
0:07:48 > 0:07:50- Are you ready, Mam?- - Ready!
0:07:50 > 0:07:52- Ready in Bodorgan.
0:07:52 > 0:07:54- The first customer, please.
0:07:54 > 0:07:56- Right, Erin...
0:07:56 > 0:08:00- ..I think, for you, - we'll go for the goth look.
0:08:07 > 0:08:11- That's it. Finished.
0:08:12 > 0:08:15- Right, we've finished. - Off you go. Next.
0:08:15 > 0:08:17- What would you like, Glesni?
0:08:17 > 0:08:23- No, Sian, we're the stylists. - We tell them what they can have.
0:08:23 > 0:08:26- I think rock chick - with some punk influences.
0:08:26 > 0:08:30- I can't do a thing with this hair.
0:08:30 > 0:08:33- I have an idea. Look behind you.
0:08:35 > 0:08:37- Argh!
0:08:37 > 0:08:40- Ho-ho. Well, that works.
0:08:40 > 0:08:43- Right. Go on, skedaddle.
0:08:43 > 0:08:45- No time for another makeover.
0:08:46 > 0:08:48- Here's one I prepared earlier.
0:08:49 > 0:08:51- Wow. Whisht!
0:08:51 > 0:08:56- Well, we're done. - That worked, didn't it, Mam?
0:08:56 > 0:08:58- Right, cut there.
0:08:58 > 0:09:01- Cut... Cut!
0:09:03 > 0:09:06- Jac Russell, - the competition. Take One.
0:09:06 > 0:09:08- Argh, hooh, argh!
0:09:09 > 0:09:11- Oooh!
0:09:11 > 0:09:14- Here we are, - Jac Russell and the Avocados...
0:09:14 > 0:09:18- ..outside the village hall - in Bodorgan.
0:09:18 > 0:09:22- The Anglesey Talent Show - is being held here.
0:09:22 > 0:09:25- Listen carefully.
0:09:29 > 0:09:32- Next, Catrin Davies - and her faithful friend, Floss.
0:09:35 > 0:09:38- What next? Dancing with a dog!
0:09:41 > 0:09:45- Where's Elin? Where's Elin? - She's late. Where's Miss Fflur?
0:09:45 > 0:09:49- We're on soon. Where's Miss Fflur?
0:09:49 > 0:09:52- I'll take her place - if she doesn't turn up.
0:09:52 > 0:09:53- Very funny!
0:09:55 > 0:10:01- # Only you, only you
0:10:03 > 0:10:05- # Only you
0:10:05 > 0:10:10- # Can have my heart #
0:10:10 > 0:10:12- She's performing without us.
0:10:13 > 0:10:15- Look what she's wearing.
0:10:15 > 0:10:17- JAC SQUEALS
0:10:23 > 0:10:26- We can't show behind this door - because very few people are there.
0:10:27 > 0:10:32- We play a soundtrack to make - you think it's packed in there.
0:10:32 > 0:10:37- We can make a noise like this - or like this or like this.
0:10:38 > 0:10:40- Or like this.
0:10:40 > 0:10:43- I didn't know - there were elephants on Anglesey.
0:10:43 > 0:10:46- Anyway, back to the stage.
0:10:47 > 0:10:49- APPLAUSE
0:10:52 > 0:10:57- Our most popular contestant, without - a shadow of doubt, is Elin Fflur.
0:10:57 > 0:11:00- Full marks - 10/10. Amazing!
0:11:06 > 0:11:12- Let's go backstage to see what - Elin Fflur has to say about this.
0:11:17 > 0:11:19- Thank you.
0:11:24 > 0:11:28- Whoo-hoo! Look, I'm... - I've forgotten my lines.
0:11:28 > 0:11:30- I'm stupid?
0:11:32 > 0:11:34- Take 2.
0:11:36 > 0:11:38- Look, I've won.
0:11:38 > 0:11:40- That's not fair.
0:11:40 > 0:11:43- Fair shmair. I'm rich.
0:11:44 > 0:11:48- You... stole my song, my image...
0:11:48 > 0:11:51- ..you u-u-u-used me.
0:11:51 > 0:11:55- Boo-hoo. I saw an opportunity - and I grabbed it.
0:11:55 > 0:11:57- That's showbiz, Jac.
0:11:57 > 0:12:01- No, Elin Fflur. That's not showbiz!
0:12:01 > 0:12:04- You have loa...
0:12:08 > 0:12:10- Who's thick now then?
0:12:14 > 0:12:15- Take 3.
0:12:15 > 0:12:18- Take 3.- - That's not showbiz, Elin Fflur.
0:12:18 > 0:12:23- You have a lot to learn - and your first lesson starts...
0:12:23 > 0:12:25- ..as soon as I phone...
0:12:25 > 0:12:30- Talk to the hand, mongrel, - because the face isn't listening.
0:12:32 > 0:12:37- You have a lot to learn - and your first lesson starts now.
0:12:37 > 0:12:38- Pooh!
0:12:41 > 0:12:42- What's the police's number?
0:12:42 > 0:12:44- What's the police's number?- - 999.
0:12:44 > 0:12:46- I know that but in which order?
0:12:46 > 0:12:49- I'll start with 9...
0:12:49 > 0:12:53- Hello. I've found a dog - outside Bodorgan village hall.
0:12:54 > 0:12:56- No, she's a stray.
0:12:56 > 0:13:01- Come and get her now. Lock her up - and whatever else you do to dogs.
0:13:01 > 0:13:03- Goodbye. Love you.
0:13:03 > 0:13:05- Mwah-hah-hah-hah-hah.
0:13:07 > 0:13:09- We have to laugh - for a long time now...
0:13:10 > 0:13:12- ..to prepare for the next scene.
0:13:12 > 0:13:14- LAUGHTER
0:13:16 > 0:13:18- LAUGHTER FADES
0:13:19 > 0:13:20- Jac Russell.
0:13:21 > 0:13:24- You're trying to tell me - that you're not a dog?
0:13:24 > 0:13:27- I'm Elin Fflur, the singer.
0:13:27 > 0:13:30- You've caught the fierce dog.
0:13:31 > 0:13:32- He's the dog.
0:13:33 > 0:13:35- A dog wearing a suit? - I don't think so.
0:13:36 > 0:13:37- He doesn't look like a dog.
0:13:37 > 0:13:40- He doesn't look like a dog.- - Dad's such a good actor.
0:13:40 > 0:13:42- Not my dad, the children's dad.
0:13:43 > 0:13:45- There's only one way to prove this.
0:13:46 > 0:13:48- How? See who can play the drums?
0:13:48 > 0:13:52- We'll see who doesn't - chase these drumsticks.
0:13:53 > 0:13:57- They're McFly's drummer's - drumsticks. He kissed them.
0:13:57 > 0:13:58- Don't run, Jac.
0:13:59 > 0:14:01- I'll try my best, Tomos.
0:14:01 > 0:14:04- For Wales, for the language, - for now and ever more.
0:14:04 > 0:14:09- After three - one, two, three.
0:14:12 > 0:14:14- Well done, kids.
0:14:14 > 0:14:16- Ha ha ha! She's the dog.
0:14:16 > 0:14:18- Or mongrel, should I say.
0:14:20 > 0:14:24- That doesn't count. - Do it again, best of three.
0:14:24 > 0:14:27- Once again. Is that OK, Mr...?
0:14:27 > 0:14:30- Mr Jac. Mr Jac...
0:14:30 > 0:14:33- Mr Jac Main Entrance.
0:14:33 > 0:14:34- After three.
0:14:34 > 0:14:36- After three.- - One, two, three.
0:14:41 > 0:14:42- Yeah!
0:14:42 > 0:14:44- Come for walkies with me.
0:14:45 > 0:14:47- I'm Elin Fflur.
0:14:48 > 0:14:51- # There's something about you... #
0:14:51 > 0:14:54- # Don't close the door on me #
0:14:56 > 0:15:00- There's nothing worse - than a dog that thinks it can sing.
0:15:01 > 0:15:02- Jac, look.
0:15:07 > 0:15:09- I think Jac...
0:15:09 > 0:15:11- I think Jac...- - And the Avocados.
0:15:12 > 0:15:17- ..and the Avocados will have - to keep this safe for Elin Fflur.
0:15:17 > 0:15:21- Right, it's our turn to sing.
0:15:21 > 0:15:22- Which song?
0:15:23 > 0:15:24- Only the best song...
0:15:24 > 0:15:35- ..in the w-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o...
0:15:35 > 0:15:36- ..o-o-o-o-orld!
0:15:37 > 0:15:39- # Who's the cutest dog in the world?
0:15:40 > 0:15:43- # Jac Russell, Jac Russell
0:15:44 > 0:15:46- # A ball of fluff that's always fun
0:15:47 > 0:15:48- # Jac Russell, Jac Russell
0:15:50 > 0:15:52- # Jac. Jac. A dog, not a cat
0:15:53 > 0:15:55- # A friend of yours - and a friend of mine
0:15:56 > 0:15:59- # Jac. Jac. A good little boy
0:15:59 > 0:16:03- # The name's Jac Russell, - tra-la-la-la-la-la
0:16:03 > 0:16:06- # He's such a bundle of fun
0:16:06 > 0:16:08- # When he rolls over, - scratch his belly
0:16:09 > 0:16:11- # His name is Jac
0:16:12 > 0:16:15- # He leaves a gift when he's angry
0:16:15 > 0:16:18- # Who's the cutest dog in the world?
0:16:18 > 0:16:22- # Jac Russell, Jac Russell
0:16:22 > 0:16:25- # A ball of fluff that's always fun
0:16:25 > 0:16:27- # Jac Russell, Jac Russell
0:16:28 > 0:16:31- # Jac. Jac. A dog, not a cat
0:16:31 > 0:16:35- # A friend of yours - and a friend of mine
0:16:35 > 0:16:37- # Jac. Jac. A good little boy
0:16:37 > 0:16:40- # The name's Jac Russell, - tra-la-la-la-la-la #
0:16:45 > 0:16:50- Well, Yellow Teddy, the Avocados - went from strength to strength.
0:16:50 > 0:16:54- Unfortunately, - I had to return to the school.
0:16:54 > 0:16:57- What? What happened to Elin Fflur?
0:16:57 > 0:16:59- I don't know.
0:16:59 > 0:17:03- What? You wouldn't have minded - competing in the show?
0:17:03 > 0:17:05- What's your talent?
0:17:08 > 0:17:10- What? The alphabet?
0:17:11 > 0:17:13- Off you go.
0:17:13 > 0:17:15- HE BURPS THE ALPHABET
0:17:15 > 0:17:17- That's enough, Yellow Teddy.
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