0:00:00 > 0:00:00- 888
0:00:03 > 0:00:06- # Jac. Jac. A dog, not a cat
0:00:06 > 0:00:09- # A friend of yours - and a friend of mine
0:00:10 > 0:00:12- # Jac. Jac. A good little boy
0:00:13 > 0:00:14- # Jac Russell's the name #
0:00:18 > 0:00:22- Mam, - tonight's homework is impossible.
0:00:22 > 0:00:23- Ask Jac for help.
0:00:26 > 0:00:28- Mam...!
0:00:33 > 0:00:36- Elin's homework is impossible.
0:00:39 > 0:00:41- APPLAUSE
0:00:43 > 0:00:48- Hold on. Are you clapping - because I fell or because I'm great?
0:00:48 > 0:00:50- Because you're great.
0:00:50 > 0:00:51- Because you're great.- - Yay.
0:00:52 > 0:00:53- Hiya!
0:00:53 > 0:00:54- Who's this?
0:00:54 > 0:00:57- Who's this?- - This is my homework.
0:00:57 > 0:01:00- This? This?
0:01:00 > 0:01:02- He's impossible.
0:01:02 > 0:01:03- He's impossible.- - Impossible?
0:01:03 > 0:01:05- Listen here...
0:01:05 > 0:01:08- Argh, you're too heavy.
0:01:08 > 0:01:09- Listen here...
0:01:09 > 0:01:10- Listen here...- - Jac.
0:01:11 > 0:01:13- Listen here, Jac... No, no, J...
0:01:16 > 0:01:17- Jac's my name.
0:01:17 > 0:01:19- Jac's my name.- - Mine, too.
0:01:19 > 0:01:21- Ow! Well, Jac...
0:01:22 > 0:01:27- ..Russell or Jac R-r-r-r-r-r-ussell.
0:01:29 > 0:01:33- I've made a note of everything - I've done in my diary.
0:01:37 > 0:01:39- Hmm, tea.
0:01:41 > 0:01:46- Right, with the Davieses, I visited - Oakwood. Here I am on Speed.
0:01:47 > 0:01:51- Here I am in the Millennium Stadium - with the Monster Trucks.
0:01:54 > 0:01:56- Help!
0:01:57 > 0:02:01- With the Thomases, I went to - see the Lion King in the West End.
0:02:01 > 0:02:05- A bit far-fetched - but the songs were fantastic.
0:02:05 > 0:02:07- # Ah
0:02:07 > 0:02:09- # Ice cream
0:02:10 > 0:02:12- # With sprinkles on top #
0:02:14 > 0:02:17- # Kumba-way, kumba-kumba-way #
0:02:17 > 0:02:19- Thank you.
0:02:21 > 0:02:25- Right then, - what are we doing this weekend?
0:02:25 > 0:02:27- Fencing.
0:02:38 > 0:02:42- Ooh. That kind of fencing.
0:02:43 > 0:02:47- I think that went well. - Watch out for the over-acting, Dad.
0:02:47 > 0:02:49- Needs a wig!
0:02:58 > 0:02:59- That's what dogs do.
0:03:02 > 0:03:06- Jac Russell, Elen's bedroom, Take 1.
0:03:08 > 0:03:13- Don't think you can come - into my bedroom again.
0:03:13 > 0:03:15- Yeah. Don't.
0:03:15 > 0:03:17- Are you a real dog, Jac Russell?
0:03:17 > 0:03:18- Of course I am.
0:03:18 > 0:03:19- Of course I am.- - Oh!
0:03:20 > 0:03:22- You don't look like...
0:03:24 > 0:03:26- You don't look like a real dog.
0:03:27 > 0:03:29- I'll prove it to you. - Pass me a stick.
0:03:30 > 0:03:34- I've got some stick insects.
0:03:34 > 0:03:35- Look.
0:03:35 > 0:03:37- Sticks with legs?
0:03:38 > 0:03:40- Come on then, off we go.
0:03:41 > 0:03:44- No. They're pets.
0:03:44 > 0:03:48- Carmarthen children - funny children. - They keep sticks as pets.
0:03:48 > 0:03:52- Come on, what can you throw? - Find something. Fetch!
0:04:03 > 0:04:05- A-ha.
0:04:07 > 0:04:08- Fetch.
0:04:25 > 0:04:28- What are you doing?
0:04:28 > 0:04:30- Jac Russell!
0:04:35 > 0:04:37- HE BREAKS WIND
0:04:37 > 0:04:39- You can chew that one.
0:04:40 > 0:04:41- And that one.
0:04:43 > 0:04:46- Do you have - any more interesting pets?
0:04:46 > 0:04:49- Like a remote control snake?
0:04:51 > 0:04:53- Or a cushion kangaroo?
0:04:53 > 0:04:56- Boing, boing, boing.
0:04:56 > 0:04:58- No, but we do have a rabbit.
0:04:58 > 0:04:59- Normal.
0:04:59 > 0:05:00- Normal.- - Kevin.
0:05:05 > 0:05:06- What do you want?
0:05:06 > 0:05:09- Is there anything in the paper?
0:05:09 > 0:05:13- This? Oh, no, not really.
0:05:13 > 0:05:16- But I did find these - chips!
0:05:19 > 0:05:21- Who's this?
0:05:21 > 0:05:23- Who's this?- - Kevin - Jac. Jac - Kevin.
0:05:23 > 0:05:27- Kevin was my homework last year.
0:05:27 > 0:05:29- Oh! Your homework.
0:05:29 > 0:05:33- You come from Ysgol Llanpumsaint too.
0:05:34 > 0:05:35- Yes.
0:05:36 > 0:05:41- Why are you still here? - Why didn't you return to the school?
0:05:41 > 0:05:43- HE BELCHES
0:05:43 > 0:05:48- Up early every day to do sums - and share a class with smelly kids?
0:05:48 > 0:05:50- Oi!
0:05:51 > 0:05:53- What's on the box?
0:05:53 > 0:05:54- What's on the box?- - It's broken.
0:05:55 > 0:05:56- What?
0:05:56 > 0:05:58- What?- - The television has broken down.
0:05:59 > 0:06:02- What are we going to do tonight?
0:06:02 > 0:06:04- Have you heard this one?
0:06:05 > 0:06:08- What is my favourite dance?
0:06:08 > 0:06:12- I don't know, Kevin, - what is your favourite dance?
0:06:13 > 0:06:15- Hip hop!
0:06:18 > 0:06:20- You should be on television.
0:06:20 > 0:06:22- Yeah, yeah.
0:06:22 > 0:06:26- On television.
0:06:31 > 0:06:36- I've just had a great idea. - I could tell jokes.
0:06:36 > 0:06:39- I could do cookery programmes.
0:06:39 > 0:06:40- What are jokes?
0:06:42 > 0:06:44- I could tell jokes.
0:06:44 > 0:06:46- I could do cookery...
0:06:47 > 0:06:50- I could tell jokes.
0:06:50 > 0:06:53- I could do cookery programmes.
0:06:53 > 0:06:55- I could do sport.
0:06:55 > 0:06:59- I could do... I could do Cefn Gwlad.
0:06:59 > 0:07:01- Dear me.
0:07:01 > 0:07:05- What do you feed these? Cake? - Which ram will these have?
0:07:05 > 0:07:09- What's on S4/Jac tonight?
0:07:10 > 0:07:11- Jac Russell.
0:07:11 > 0:07:13- Here you are.
0:07:14 > 0:07:16- It's very quiet upstairs.
0:07:16 > 0:07:19- They're probably busy - doing their homework.
0:07:21 > 0:07:25- Job done. And that doesn't mean - I've been to the toilet!
0:07:29 > 0:07:33- Right, your colour was fading, - so I topped it up.
0:07:33 > 0:07:35- I did some work - on the noise level...
0:07:36 > 0:07:40- ..and you don't have - BBC, ITV or Sky any more.
0:07:41 > 0:07:44- How can a dog fix a television?
0:07:44 > 0:07:47- Ah, well, it was very difficult.
0:07:47 > 0:07:50- Your television - had a lot of bad habits.
0:07:50 > 0:07:54- Bad jokes, bad acting - - especially on Pobol y... Pobol y...
0:07:54 > 0:07:58- Oh, and the weather - was so miserable, rain all the time.
0:07:58 > 0:08:01- I promise sun, sun and more sun.
0:08:01 > 0:08:04- It's always sunny on S4/Jac.
0:08:05 > 0:08:08- Mam, Dad, the television is working.
0:08:12 > 0:08:16- Right then. - Let's catch up with the news.
0:08:26 > 0:08:27- Hey.
0:08:35 > 0:08:37- BIG BEN CHIMES LOUDLY
0:08:37 > 0:08:39- LOUD CHIME
0:08:39 > 0:08:41- LOUD CHIME
0:08:41 > 0:08:43- LOUD CHIME
0:08:44 > 0:08:46- Good evening.
0:08:46 > 0:08:47- Good evening.- - Cue!
0:08:49 > 0:08:52- Good evening. - Here are the news headlines.
0:08:53 > 0:08:57- I have a slight cold - and I had to visit the doctor.
0:08:58 > 0:09:02- That reminds me of the last time - I visited the surgery.
0:09:02 > 0:09:06- "Doctor, doctor," I said, "I've - swallowed a biro. What can I do?"
0:09:07 > 0:09:09- Wait for it.
0:09:10 > 0:09:13- "Use a pencil instead!"
0:09:14 > 0:09:16- Ha-ha-ha-ha!
0:09:18 > 0:09:20- The one on the right is so funny.
0:09:21 > 0:09:24- Over to the sports headlines.
0:09:30 > 0:09:31- Action.
0:09:31 > 0:09:32- Action.- - Thanks, Kevin.
0:09:33 > 0:09:36- A huge shock - in Carmarthenshire's schools today.
0:09:36 > 0:09:38- Lunch was delicious.
0:09:40 > 0:09:44- Football. - One team won, the other lost.
0:09:44 > 0:09:49- The winning team scored more goals - than the losing team.
0:09:49 > 0:09:51- Ha-ha-ha!
0:09:51 > 0:09:54- Back to you in the studio, Kevin.
0:09:57 > 0:09:58- Thanks, Jac.
0:10:01 > 0:10:02- Fine...
0:10:02 > 0:10:03- Fine...- - Cue.
0:10:04 > 0:10:04- The...
0:10:04 > 0:10:06- The...- - Start when you're ready.
0:10:06 > 0:10:07- Any time now.
0:10:07 > 0:10:11- The Prime Minister was caught - stealing milk from a cow...
0:10:11 > 0:10:15- ..and the Titanic was seen - floating in the sea.
0:10:16 > 0:10:19- Fuel prices will fall - before rising again.
0:10:20 > 0:10:25- I can smell something nice. - Is there a cookery programme on?
0:10:25 > 0:10:28- I like cookery programmes. - Is Dudley on it?
0:10:29 > 0:10:32- There's no room for Dudley - in this television. He's too big!
0:10:35 > 0:10:37- Where's that aroma coming from?
0:10:38 > 0:10:40- Go away!
0:10:42 > 0:10:44- Oh!
0:10:46 > 0:10:47- Ah!
0:10:47 > 0:10:51- Hi, I'm Jac Ramsay.
0:10:51 > 0:10:55- I'm going to show Elen - how to cook a three-course meal.
0:10:55 > 0:10:57- It's easy, tasty and quick.
0:10:57 > 0:10:58- Yeah? Yeah?
0:10:58 > 0:11:00- Crisps. Pour.
0:11:00 > 0:11:02- Cheese & onion - eat.
0:11:05 > 0:11:07- Second course. Sandwich.
0:11:08 > 0:11:11- Bread. Cheese on the bread. - Bread on the cheese.
0:11:12 > 0:11:15- Hand in the sandwich. Yeah? No.
0:11:15 > 0:11:17- Sandwich - eat.
0:11:19 > 0:11:20- Next, dessert.
0:11:20 > 0:11:23- Mini rolls. Mouth, open.
0:11:23 > 0:11:26- Eat. Cream.
0:11:26 > 0:11:29- Shake, finger, press.
0:11:31 > 0:11:32- Three courses. Amazing.
0:11:35 > 0:11:37- Ha-ha!
0:11:37 > 0:11:41- Next week, soup in a cup, - Coco Pops with milk...
0:11:42 > 0:11:45- ..and how to open - a packet of Jammie Dodgers.
0:11:45 > 0:11:49- Perfect. Also next week, - our favourite main course.
0:11:49 > 0:11:53- Potatoes flavoured - with prawn cocktail in a bag.
0:11:53 > 0:11:55- Crisps again. Yeah?
0:11:55 > 0:11:58- Yeah, yeah, yeah. Cut.
0:12:00 > 0:12:03- Dog acting badly - Take 2.
0:12:06 > 0:12:09- Can you stop playing - with the remote control?
0:12:09 > 0:12:11- Where have I gone?
0:12:11 > 0:12:14- Weren't you on the television - just then?
0:12:14 > 0:12:18- No. - How can I be in two places at once?
0:12:21 > 0:12:23- Would you like to see more news?
0:12:28 > 0:12:30- What are you doing?
0:12:30 > 0:12:32- What are you doing?- - There's no more news.
0:12:37 > 0:12:40- You told me - I could tell a few jokes.
0:12:40 > 0:12:42- All I've had is boring news.
0:12:42 > 0:12:44- You're not funny.
0:12:46 > 0:12:48- You can't cook.
0:12:48 > 0:12:49- Can't!
0:12:52 > 0:12:54- Song!
0:12:55 > 0:12:57- # Who's the cutest dog in the world?
0:12:58 > 0:13:00- # Jac Russell, Jac Russell
0:13:01 > 0:13:04- # A ball of fluff that's always fun
0:13:04 > 0:13:07- # Jac Russell, Jac Russell
0:13:08 > 0:13:11- # Jac. Jac. A dog, not a cat
0:13:11 > 0:13:13- # A friend of yours - and a friend of mine
0:13:14 > 0:13:17- # Jac. Jac. A good little boy
0:13:18 > 0:13:21- # Jac Russell's the name, - tra-la-la-la-la-la #
0:13:22 > 0:13:23- Who says we have no talent in Wales?
0:13:23 > 0:13:25- Who says we have no talent in Wales?- - Entertainment at its best.
0:13:27 > 0:13:30- # His name is Jac
0:13:30 > 0:13:33- # He leaves a gift when he's angry
0:13:33 > 0:13:36- # Who's the cutest dog in the world?
0:13:36 > 0:13:39- # Jac Russell, Jac Russell
0:13:40 > 0:13:42- # A ball of fluff that's always fun
0:13:43 > 0:13:45- # Jac Russell, Jac Russell
0:13:46 > 0:13:49- # Jac. Jac. A dog, not a cat
0:13:49 > 0:13:52- # A friend of yours - and a friend of mine
0:13:53 > 0:13:55- # Jac. Jac. A good little boy
0:13:56 > 0:13:59- # The name's Jac Russell, - tra-la-la-la-la-la #
0:14:00 > 0:14:02- Ten out of ten.
0:14:02 > 0:14:04- Ten out of ten.- - The standard is so high on S4C.
0:14:06 > 0:14:08- I can't wait for the next programme.
0:14:08 > 0:14:10- I can't wait for the next programme.- - What are we going to do?
0:14:10 > 0:14:14- I don't want to be stuck - in the television all the time.
0:14:14 > 0:14:17- Well, Jac, - you got us into this mess.
0:14:18 > 0:14:21- Yes, Jac Russell, - what are we going to do now?
0:14:21 > 0:14:23- There's only one thing for it.
0:14:27 > 0:14:28- That's enough.
0:14:29 > 0:14:30- Jac Russell, out.
0:14:33 > 0:14:34- Out you go.
0:14:37 > 0:14:39- This is all your fault. - You've spoilt my weekend.
0:14:42 > 0:14:44- Don't push me.
0:14:44 > 0:14:46- How about one of these?
0:14:59 > 0:15:02- Ooh, children. - Do you want to watch a cartoon?
0:15:02 > 0:15:04- Dad, the television isn't working.
0:15:04 > 0:15:05- Dad, the television isn't working.- - What's this then?
0:15:31 > 0:15:34- That's all, folks!
0:15:36 > 0:15:38- Can I come out now?
0:15:38 > 0:15:40- No, this'll teach you a lesson...
0:15:41 > 0:15:44- ..for outstaying your welcome - in people's houses.
0:15:44 > 0:15:47- Hey, listen to this one.
0:15:47 > 0:15:50- A man walks into a shop.
0:15:50 > 0:15:52- Ouch!
0:15:52 > 0:15:56- Walks into a shop! - Did you like that one, Teddy?
0:15:57 > 0:15:59- Can I tell a joke now?
0:16:00 > 0:16:01- Go on then.
0:16:02 > 0:16:04- Knock knock.
0:16:04 > 0:16:06- Who's there?
0:16:06 > 0:16:08- Can I come out of the box please?
0:16:08 > 0:16:09- Can I come out of the box please?- - No!
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