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0:00:03 > 0:00:06- # Jac. Jac. A dog, not a cat

0:00:06 > 0:00:09- # A friend of yours - and a friend of mine

0:00:10 > 0:00:12- # Jac. Jac. A good little boy

0:00:13 > 0:00:14- # The name's Jac Russell #

0:00:21 > 0:00:25- So, looking after Jac this weekend - is your responsibility.

0:00:26 > 0:00:28- Huh! They call that homework?

0:00:28 > 0:00:30- When I was your age...

0:00:30 > 0:00:34- Yeah, yeah, very interesting. - It's not easy looking after Jac.

0:00:34 > 0:00:36- He has a lot of bad habits.

0:00:37 > 0:00:39- He makes a mess everywhere he goes.

0:00:40 > 0:00:42- We'll sort him out.

0:00:42 > 0:00:44- HE BURPS

0:00:48 > 0:00:50- That tinned food makes me burp.

0:00:50 > 0:00:54- Is there something tastier - in the fridge? A steak maybe.

0:00:57 > 0:00:58- Oh!

0:00:58 > 0:01:00- HE BREAKS WIND

0:01:03 > 0:01:04- Chew on that.

0:01:06 > 0:01:08- Jac, you're a bad dog.

0:01:13 > 0:01:14- Ah!

0:01:14 > 0:01:15- Ah!- - You never listen.

0:01:15 > 0:01:17- Do you want another go?

0:01:18 > 0:01:20- Jac, you're a bad dog.

0:01:20 > 0:01:21- Jac, you're a bad dog.- - You never listen.

0:01:22 > 0:01:23- Always misbehaving.

0:01:23 > 0:01:25- Always misbehaving.- - Oh, thank you. I agree.

0:01:26 > 0:01:28- But I am cute.

0:01:31 > 0:01:32- I am.

0:01:33 > 0:01:34- I'm the world's cutest dog.

0:01:35 > 0:01:37- Cue music.

0:01:37 > 0:01:40- # Who's the cutest dog in the world?

0:01:40 > 0:01:43- # Jac Russell, Jac Russell

0:01:43 > 0:01:45- # A ball of fluff... #

0:01:46 > 0:01:48- He mimes, too.

0:01:48 > 0:01:52- Hey, even the best mime.

0:01:52 > 0:01:56- Bow-once, Kylie Min-dog-ue - and David Bow-bow-bowie.

0:01:56 > 0:01:58- HE BURPS

0:02:00 > 0:02:02- I don't think you're as cute - as you think.

0:02:03 > 0:02:05- Remember on the way home - from school?

0:02:08 > 0:02:10- There was nothing wrong with that.

0:02:11 > 0:02:14- The flashback hasn't finished yet.

0:02:16 > 0:02:18- Ow! Ow, ow, ow!

0:02:18 > 0:02:20- HE WEES

0:02:24 > 0:02:26- That's better.

0:02:26 > 0:02:29- # We're off to see the Wiz'ard, - the wonderful Wiz'ard of Oz #

0:02:29 > 0:02:31- I had to go.

0:02:32 > 0:02:34- On the way back in the car...

0:02:34 > 0:02:38- Well, Miss Huws is still upset.

0:02:40 > 0:02:41- HE BREAKS WIND

0:02:44 > 0:02:48- That was funny. - Her glasses steamed up.

0:02:51 > 0:02:54- Ha-ha! We've sorted that out.

0:02:55 > 0:02:57- I'm off to dig a hole in the garden.

0:02:57 > 0:02:59- Help!

0:03:09 > 0:03:11- Hello.

0:03:11 > 0:03:13- Shoulders back.

0:03:13 > 0:03:14- Feet together

0:03:15 > 0:03:18- Well done, well done. - Mouths open, chocolate drop.

0:03:20 > 0:03:21- HE SNIFFS

0:03:21 > 0:03:25- Where's the dog? - I can definitely smell the dog.

0:03:25 > 0:03:27- Who are you?

0:03:27 > 0:03:31- Who are you?- - I'm... Shoulders back, please.

0:03:31 > 0:03:34- Thank you. - I am Barbara the dog trainer.

0:03:34 > 0:03:36- Where's the dog?

0:03:36 > 0:03:38- Digging a hole.

0:03:38 > 0:03:39- Digging a hole.- - Digging a hole?

0:03:40 > 0:03:42- Follow me.

0:03:48 > 0:03:49- Ah, yes.

0:03:49 > 0:03:51- I can see your problem.

0:03:52 > 0:03:56- This dog has had too much - of his own road.

0:03:57 > 0:03:58- Own road?

0:03:59 > 0:04:02- Own way. Not road. Own way.

0:04:05 > 0:04:07- Are you their grandmother?

0:04:09 > 0:04:10- You look just like Anneka.

0:04:11 > 0:04:15- You're a little hairier but don't - worry, your time will come.

0:04:15 > 0:04:20- I'm Barbara the dog trainer.

0:04:20 > 0:04:24- I'm here to make you obedient - and docile, you bitch.

0:04:24 > 0:04:26- Hey, less of the bitch.

0:04:28 > 0:04:32- The last time I raised my leg, - I was most definitely a dog.

0:04:34 > 0:04:36- A large one.

0:04:36 > 0:04:37- Right.

0:04:37 > 0:04:39- The first lesson.

0:04:39 > 0:04:41- To get Jac to follow my heel.

0:04:42 > 0:04:44- Heel, Jac.

0:04:46 > 0:04:48- Watch out for the hole.

0:04:51 > 0:04:56- I'm sorry, kids, - but I don't think it's funny.

0:04:59 > 0:05:01- What's this?

0:05:01 > 0:05:02- What's this?- - A flip-flop.

0:05:03 > 0:05:05- It's not too bad to be honest.

0:05:05 > 0:05:09- I had a wellington starter - but it was a bit tough.

0:05:09 > 0:05:11- Just like rubber.

0:05:11 > 0:05:16- I've never heard such nonsense - in my entire life.

0:05:16 > 0:05:20- Flip-flops. They're very popular - during the summer.

0:05:21 > 0:05:24- I bought a pair last year but the - shopkeeper gave me two left feet.

0:05:25 > 0:05:27- They weren't flip-flops - - they were flip-flips.

0:05:29 > 0:05:31- Or flop-flops.

0:05:34 > 0:05:36- Out with those messy things.

0:05:44 > 0:05:46- We've done that joke before.

0:05:47 > 0:05:49- I enjoyed it so much, - we did it again.

0:05:49 > 0:05:51- Right, children.

0:05:51 > 0:05:54- I'm going to ask you - a few questions.

0:05:54 > 0:05:56- Oh, look!

0:05:57 > 0:06:00- The button's right down there.

0:06:04 > 0:06:06- Right... Right, children.

0:06:07 > 0:06:09- I'm going to ask you - a few questions.

0:06:09 > 0:06:12- Right, great, I love quizzes.

0:06:16 > 0:06:17- OK then.

0:06:18 > 0:06:21- Does the dog sleep in its basket - or on the sofa?

0:06:22 > 0:06:25- Sofa. Easy - next.

0:06:25 > 0:06:28- What does the dog eat?

0:06:29 > 0:06:31- BUZZER

0:06:31 > 0:06:32- Food.

0:06:32 > 0:06:35- What's the prize for this quiz?

0:06:37 > 0:06:40- Does the dog have enough exercise?

0:06:40 > 0:06:42- Yes.

0:06:43 > 0:06:47- Oh, yeah. Every Monday night - I go to... to... loga.

0:06:47 > 0:06:50- I might, you never know.

0:06:50 > 0:06:52- Yoga! Every...

0:06:52 > 0:06:55- Oh, no, come on then.

0:06:55 > 0:06:57- On Monday nights, I go to yoga.

0:06:57 > 0:07:00- On Tuesday night, I go to Pilates.

0:07:00 > 0:07:03- On Fridays, - I do this thing with the big ball.

0:07:03 > 0:07:07- I'm not doing too well. - It's too big for my mouth.

0:07:08 > 0:07:09- Ah!

0:07:12 > 0:07:14- Right.

0:07:14 > 0:07:18- Children, shoulders back, sit up. - OK, right.

0:07:18 > 0:07:23- When you call the dog, does he - a) come to you right away...

0:07:23 > 0:07:27- ..b) come to you after a while - or c) not come to you at all?

0:07:27 > 0:07:28- BUZZER

0:07:29 > 0:07:31- Can I phone a friend? Thank you.

0:07:31 > 0:07:33- It's upside-down!

0:07:35 > 0:07:38- Hello? Carwyn?

0:07:38 > 0:07:40- Wassup?!

0:07:40 > 0:07:45- I was just phoning to see - what you were doing next week.

0:07:45 > 0:07:48- Fancy going out for a coffee?

0:07:48 > 0:07:51- Great. Cheers, ta-ra.

0:07:51 > 0:07:54- What was the question?

0:07:54 > 0:07:56- Does he a) come to you right away...

0:07:57 > 0:08:00- ..b) come to you after a while - or c) not come to you at all?

0:08:00 > 0:08:02- BUZZER

0:08:02 > 0:08:04- I remember. It's d).

0:08:04 > 0:08:06- I remember. It's d).- - Are you going to play the fool...

0:08:07 > 0:08:08- ..for the rest of your life?

0:08:08 > 0:08:11- ..for the rest of your life?- - Sounds good to me.

0:08:11 > 0:08:14- Yeah. Yeah, yeah.

0:08:14 > 0:08:20- Let me show you a dog - I've trained in the past.

0:08:22 > 0:08:23- Whistle.

0:08:27 > 0:08:28- Ah, ah, ah.

0:08:28 > 0:08:32- Here's an example of a dog - that's lost all control.

0:08:34 > 0:08:37- Super-dooper-pooper-scooper.

0:08:39 > 0:08:41- This is Ffi-Ffi.

0:08:41 > 0:08:46- Ffi-Ffi, show Jac - and the Davies family...

0:08:46 > 0:08:48- ..what you can do.

0:08:49 > 0:08:51- Shake paws.

0:08:55 > 0:08:57- Turn around.

0:08:59 > 0:09:00- Beg.

0:09:04 > 0:09:06- Arabesque.

0:09:52 > 0:09:53- Jac!

0:09:53 > 0:09:54- Jac!- - Aargh!

0:09:55 > 0:09:59- Yeah. I'll do anything - to be with Ffi-Ffi.

0:09:59 > 0:10:01- Anything?

0:10:01 > 0:10:03- Anything within reason.

0:10:06 > 0:10:08- HE SNIFFS

0:10:11 > 0:10:13- Oh-hoh!

0:10:15 > 0:10:17- Right. The first lesson.

0:10:17 > 0:10:21- How to behave - when the postman visits the house.

0:10:22 > 0:10:25- Oscar, please?

0:10:25 > 0:10:27- Woof, woof!

0:10:27 > 0:10:28- Jac!

0:10:29 > 0:10:31- Jac, Jac, Jac, no!

0:10:34 > 0:10:35- No. Sorry.

0:10:35 > 0:10:39- I'm out of practice. - I'll be a lot worse next time.

0:10:39 > 0:10:44- Hey, Oscar, you deserve an Oscar - for that performance.

0:10:44 > 0:10:45- Oscar!

0:10:48 > 0:10:52- Ffi-Ffi, show Jac - how it's meant to be done.

0:10:52 > 0:10:54- Oscar, once again, postman.

0:10:54 > 0:10:56- Bonjour.

0:10:57 > 0:10:59- Monsieur la poste.

0:11:00 > 0:11:01- Pour moi?

0:11:02 > 0:11:04- Merci beaucoup.

0:11:04 > 0:11:06- Au revoir.

0:11:08 > 0:11:10- Wonderful. Thank you, Ffi-Ffi.

0:11:11 > 0:11:13- Now then, Jac.

0:11:14 > 0:11:17- Another go, I think. Oscar?

0:11:19 > 0:11:20- Rargh...

0:11:20 > 0:11:23- Rargh-rar... No, no.

0:11:23 > 0:11:25- Oh, yeah.

0:11:25 > 0:11:28- Good morning, the weather is fine.

0:11:28 > 0:11:32- Thanks for bringing the post. - Would you like a cuppa?

0:11:33 > 0:11:34- Oh, much better.

0:11:34 > 0:11:38- Much better, Jac. - What do you think, Ffi-Ffi?

0:11:38 > 0:11:40- Tres bon, Jac, oui oui.

0:11:41 > 0:11:45- Upstairs and to the right - for the toilet.

0:11:47 > 0:11:48- SHE LAUGHS

0:11:49 > 0:11:51- Yagga-zagga-vous.

0:11:53 > 0:11:55- Woof-woof-woof!

0:12:13 > 0:12:15- I've spoiled everything.

0:12:15 > 0:12:18- I was doing so well with Ffi-Ffi.

0:12:18 > 0:12:21- Woe is me, what will I do?

0:12:24 > 0:12:26- SAD MUSIC

0:12:52 > 0:12:54- Everyone, meeting.

0:12:55 > 0:12:57- As you can see...

0:12:58 > 0:13:00- ..I've set out an obstacle course.

0:13:00 > 0:13:03- This is what they do - in proper competitions.

0:13:04 > 0:13:07- First, I'll ask Ffi-Ffi darling...

0:13:07 > 0:13:11- ..to complete the course - to show us how it's done.

0:13:11 > 0:13:15- Ffi-Ffi, darling, after three. - One, two, three, whistle.

0:13:35 > 0:13:37- Bravo.

0:13:37 > 0:13:43- Excellent, superb - and other words I never use.

0:13:43 > 0:13:46- Jac. Jac, it's your turn, please.

0:13:46 > 0:13:50- After three. - One, two, three, whistle.

0:13:59 > 0:14:01- Whoo!

0:14:08 > 0:14:12- Excellent, excellent. - Chocolate drop.

0:14:12 > 0:14:15- A big one for you. Marvellous.

0:14:15 > 0:14:17- Do you see?

0:14:18 > 0:14:22- There's a good dog inside - even the naughtiest little dog.

0:14:22 > 0:14:25- Kiss for Barbara, kiss for Barbara.

0:14:25 > 0:14:27- No way.

0:14:27 > 0:14:29- No kiss for Barbara.

0:14:34 > 0:14:36- FFI-FFI BREAKS WIND

0:14:36 > 0:14:37- That felt good.

0:14:37 > 0:14:38- Ffi-Ffi?

0:14:38 > 0:14:40- Ffi-Ffi?- - Jac? Jac?

0:14:41 > 0:14:43- You're not speaking French.

0:14:43 > 0:14:45- And you're breaking wind.

0:14:46 > 0:14:48- Did you hear that?

0:14:48 > 0:14:50- I think everyone heard it.

0:14:50 > 0:14:55- I didn't think a dog... - a bitch like you behaved like that?

0:14:55 > 0:14:57- You're so perfect.

0:14:57 > 0:14:59- I'm not perfect.

0:14:59 > 0:15:03- People think I am because of all - those tricks and the silly accent.

0:15:04 > 0:15:06- I've had enough of trying to be...

0:15:07 > 0:15:10- Can I stop you there? - This is very dramatic.

0:15:11 > 0:15:13- Can we have some dramatic music?

0:15:14 > 0:15:15- I've had enough of trying to be...

0:15:15 > 0:15:17- I've had enough of trying to be...- - Wait. I can't hear you. Pardon?

0:15:18 > 0:15:21- I've had enough of trying to be...

0:15:21 > 0:15:23- Hold on a minute.

0:15:24 > 0:15:28- Hey, turn it down, you wombat. - I've got a chance with this one.

0:15:29 > 0:15:30- Yeah, right.

0:15:30 > 0:15:34- I've had enough of trying to be - something I'm not.

0:15:34 > 0:15:37- You've helped me realize that, Jac.

0:15:37 > 0:15:41- Yes, I break wind and I scratch.

0:15:41 > 0:15:44- I chew shoes, - oh, I love chewing shoes!

0:15:44 > 0:15:47- I dribble, oh, how I dribble!

0:15:48 > 0:15:50- Are you disappointed?

0:15:50 > 0:15:53- Disappointed? - No, I like you even more.

0:15:53 > 0:15:57- Would you like to go on a date? - This afternoon, maybe?

0:15:57 > 0:15:59- I thought you'd never ask.

0:16:00 > 0:16:02- Right after my song, OK?

0:16:02 > 0:16:04- You have a song?

0:16:04 > 0:16:08- Just a little song. - Really catchy. Brilliant.

0:16:08 > 0:16:09- Cue music.

0:16:10 > 0:16:12- # Who's the cutest dog in the world?

0:16:12 > 0:16:16- # Jac Russell, Jac Russell

0:16:16 > 0:16:18- # A ball of fluff that's always fun

0:16:19 > 0:16:22- # Jac Russell, Jac Russell

0:16:22 > 0:16:25- # Jac. Jac. A dog, not a cat

0:16:25 > 0:16:28- # A friend of yours - and a friend of mine

0:16:29 > 0:16:31- # Jac. Jac. A good little boy

0:16:31 > 0:16:35- # The name's Jac Russell, - tra-la-la-la #

0:16:41 > 0:16:43- It's a single. It's my single.

0:16:44 > 0:16:45- Single!

0:16:50 > 0:16:52- A single of me.

0:16:53 > 0:16:55- Me! Ffi-Ffi.

0:16:55 > 0:16:57- Jac Russell.

0:16:57 > 0:17:01- You see, Yellow Teddy, - you have to be true to yourself.

0:17:01 > 0:17:03- Be honest with one another.

0:17:04 > 0:17:08- That's what happened to Ffi-Ffi - and me. We love each other.

0:17:08 > 0:17:10- PHONE

0:17:10 > 0:17:11- That's her.

0:17:12 > 0:17:13- Hello.

0:17:14 > 0:17:15- The light of my life.

0:17:15 > 0:17:19- My squiggly-wiggly fluffy bumpkin.

0:17:20 > 0:17:21- What?

0:17:22 > 0:17:23- No.

0:17:23 > 0:17:25- I understand.

0:17:28 > 0:17:31- What? Yes, she's finished with me.

0:17:32 > 0:17:35- Well, I was going to finish - with her anyway.

0:17:35 > 0:17:37- She's such a fraud, a fake.

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