0:00:00 > 0:00:00- 888
0:00:03 > 0:00:06- # Jac. Jac. A dog, not a cat
0:00:06 > 0:00:09- # A friend of yours - and a friend of mine
0:00:10 > 0:00:12- # Jac. Jac. A good little boy
0:00:13 > 0:00:14- # The name's Jac Russell #
0:00:21 > 0:00:25- So, looking after Jac this weekend - is your responsibility.
0:00:26 > 0:00:28- Huh! They call that homework?
0:00:28 > 0:00:30- When I was your age...
0:00:30 > 0:00:34- Yeah, yeah, very interesting. - It's not easy looking after Jac.
0:00:34 > 0:00:36- He has a lot of bad habits.
0:00:37 > 0:00:39- He makes a mess everywhere he goes.
0:00:40 > 0:00:42- We'll sort him out.
0:00:42 > 0:00:44- HE BURPS
0:00:48 > 0:00:50- That tinned food makes me burp.
0:00:50 > 0:00:54- Is there something tastier - in the fridge? A steak maybe.
0:00:57 > 0:00:58- Oh!
0:00:58 > 0:01:00- HE BREAKS WIND
0:01:03 > 0:01:04- Chew on that.
0:01:06 > 0:01:08- Jac, you're a bad dog.
0:01:13 > 0:01:14- Ah!
0:01:14 > 0:01:15- Ah!- - You never listen.
0:01:15 > 0:01:17- Do you want another go?
0:01:18 > 0:01:20- Jac, you're a bad dog.
0:01:20 > 0:01:21- Jac, you're a bad dog.- - You never listen.
0:01:22 > 0:01:23- Always misbehaving.
0:01:23 > 0:01:25- Always misbehaving.- - Oh, thank you. I agree.
0:01:26 > 0:01:28- But I am cute.
0:01:31 > 0:01:32- I am.
0:01:33 > 0:01:34- I'm the world's cutest dog.
0:01:35 > 0:01:37- Cue music.
0:01:37 > 0:01:40- # Who's the cutest dog in the world?
0:01:40 > 0:01:43- # Jac Russell, Jac Russell
0:01:43 > 0:01:45- # A ball of fluff... #
0:01:46 > 0:01:48- He mimes, too.
0:01:48 > 0:01:52- Hey, even the best mime.
0:01:52 > 0:01:56- Bow-once, Kylie Min-dog-ue - and David Bow-bow-bowie.
0:01:56 > 0:01:58- HE BURPS
0:02:00 > 0:02:02- I don't think you're as cute - as you think.
0:02:03 > 0:02:05- Remember on the way home - from school?
0:02:08 > 0:02:10- There was nothing wrong with that.
0:02:11 > 0:02:14- The flashback hasn't finished yet.
0:02:16 > 0:02:18- Ow! Ow, ow, ow!
0:02:18 > 0:02:20- HE WEES
0:02:24 > 0:02:26- That's better.
0:02:26 > 0:02:29- # We're off to see the Wiz'ard, - the wonderful Wiz'ard of Oz #
0:02:29 > 0:02:31- I had to go.
0:02:32 > 0:02:34- On the way back in the car...
0:02:34 > 0:02:38- Well, Miss Huws is still upset.
0:02:40 > 0:02:41- HE BREAKS WIND
0:02:44 > 0:02:48- That was funny. - Her glasses steamed up.
0:02:51 > 0:02:54- Ha-ha! We've sorted that out.
0:02:55 > 0:02:57- I'm off to dig a hole in the garden.
0:02:57 > 0:02:59- Help!
0:03:09 > 0:03:11- Hello.
0:03:11 > 0:03:13- Shoulders back.
0:03:13 > 0:03:14- Feet together
0:03:15 > 0:03:18- Well done, well done. - Mouths open, chocolate drop.
0:03:20 > 0:03:21- HE SNIFFS
0:03:21 > 0:03:25- Where's the dog? - I can definitely smell the dog.
0:03:25 > 0:03:27- Who are you?
0:03:27 > 0:03:31- Who are you?- - I'm... Shoulders back, please.
0:03:31 > 0:03:34- Thank you. - I am Barbara the dog trainer.
0:03:34 > 0:03:36- Where's the dog?
0:03:36 > 0:03:38- Digging a hole.
0:03:38 > 0:03:39- Digging a hole.- - Digging a hole?
0:03:40 > 0:03:42- Follow me.
0:03:48 > 0:03:49- Ah, yes.
0:03:49 > 0:03:51- I can see your problem.
0:03:52 > 0:03:56- This dog has had too much - of his own road.
0:03:57 > 0:03:58- Own road?
0:03:59 > 0:04:02- Own way. Not road. Own way.
0:04:05 > 0:04:07- Are you their grandmother?
0:04:09 > 0:04:10- You look just like Anneka.
0:04:11 > 0:04:15- You're a little hairier but don't - worry, your time will come.
0:04:15 > 0:04:20- I'm Barbara the dog trainer.
0:04:20 > 0:04:24- I'm here to make you obedient - and docile, you bitch.
0:04:24 > 0:04:26- Hey, less of the bitch.
0:04:28 > 0:04:32- The last time I raised my leg, - I was most definitely a dog.
0:04:34 > 0:04:36- A large one.
0:04:36 > 0:04:37- Right.
0:04:37 > 0:04:39- The first lesson.
0:04:39 > 0:04:41- To get Jac to follow my heel.
0:04:42 > 0:04:44- Heel, Jac.
0:04:46 > 0:04:48- Watch out for the hole.
0:04:51 > 0:04:56- I'm sorry, kids, - but I don't think it's funny.
0:04:59 > 0:05:01- What's this?
0:05:01 > 0:05:02- What's this?- - A flip-flop.
0:05:03 > 0:05:05- It's not too bad to be honest.
0:05:05 > 0:05:09- I had a wellington starter - but it was a bit tough.
0:05:09 > 0:05:11- Just like rubber.
0:05:11 > 0:05:16- I've never heard such nonsense - in my entire life.
0:05:16 > 0:05:20- Flip-flops. They're very popular - during the summer.
0:05:21 > 0:05:24- I bought a pair last year but the - shopkeeper gave me two left feet.
0:05:25 > 0:05:27- They weren't flip-flops - - they were flip-flips.
0:05:29 > 0:05:31- Or flop-flops.
0:05:34 > 0:05:36- Out with those messy things.
0:05:44 > 0:05:46- We've done that joke before.
0:05:47 > 0:05:49- I enjoyed it so much, - we did it again.
0:05:49 > 0:05:51- Right, children.
0:05:51 > 0:05:54- I'm going to ask you - a few questions.
0:05:54 > 0:05:56- Oh, look!
0:05:57 > 0:06:00- The button's right down there.
0:06:04 > 0:06:06- Right... Right, children.
0:06:07 > 0:06:09- I'm going to ask you - a few questions.
0:06:09 > 0:06:12- Right, great, I love quizzes.
0:06:16 > 0:06:17- OK then.
0:06:18 > 0:06:21- Does the dog sleep in its basket - or on the sofa?
0:06:22 > 0:06:25- Sofa. Easy - next.
0:06:25 > 0:06:28- What does the dog eat?
0:06:29 > 0:06:31- BUZZER
0:06:31 > 0:06:32- Food.
0:06:32 > 0:06:35- What's the prize for this quiz?
0:06:37 > 0:06:40- Does the dog have enough exercise?
0:06:40 > 0:06:42- Yes.
0:06:43 > 0:06:47- Oh, yeah. Every Monday night - I go to... to... loga.
0:06:47 > 0:06:50- I might, you never know.
0:06:50 > 0:06:52- Yoga! Every...
0:06:52 > 0:06:55- Oh, no, come on then.
0:06:55 > 0:06:57- On Monday nights, I go to yoga.
0:06:57 > 0:07:00- On Tuesday night, I go to Pilates.
0:07:00 > 0:07:03- On Fridays, - I do this thing with the big ball.
0:07:03 > 0:07:07- I'm not doing too well. - It's too big for my mouth.
0:07:08 > 0:07:09- Ah!
0:07:12 > 0:07:14- Right.
0:07:14 > 0:07:18- Children, shoulders back, sit up. - OK, right.
0:07:18 > 0:07:23- When you call the dog, does he - a) come to you right away...
0:07:23 > 0:07:27- ..b) come to you after a while - or c) not come to you at all?
0:07:27 > 0:07:28- BUZZER
0:07:29 > 0:07:31- Can I phone a friend? Thank you.
0:07:31 > 0:07:33- It's upside-down!
0:07:35 > 0:07:38- Hello? Carwyn?
0:07:38 > 0:07:40- Wassup?!
0:07:40 > 0:07:45- I was just phoning to see - what you were doing next week.
0:07:45 > 0:07:48- Fancy going out for a coffee?
0:07:48 > 0:07:51- Great. Cheers, ta-ra.
0:07:51 > 0:07:54- What was the question?
0:07:54 > 0:07:56- Does he a) come to you right away...
0:07:57 > 0:08:00- ..b) come to you after a while - or c) not come to you at all?
0:08:00 > 0:08:02- BUZZER
0:08:02 > 0:08:04- I remember. It's d).
0:08:04 > 0:08:06- I remember. It's d).- - Are you going to play the fool...
0:08:07 > 0:08:08- ..for the rest of your life?
0:08:08 > 0:08:11- ..for the rest of your life?- - Sounds good to me.
0:08:11 > 0:08:14- Yeah. Yeah, yeah.
0:08:14 > 0:08:20- Let me show you a dog - I've trained in the past.
0:08:22 > 0:08:23- Whistle.
0:08:27 > 0:08:28- Ah, ah, ah.
0:08:28 > 0:08:32- Here's an example of a dog - that's lost all control.
0:08:34 > 0:08:37- Super-dooper-pooper-scooper.
0:08:39 > 0:08:41- This is Ffi-Ffi.
0:08:41 > 0:08:46- Ffi-Ffi, show Jac - and the Davies family...
0:08:46 > 0:08:48- ..what you can do.
0:08:49 > 0:08:51- Shake paws.
0:08:55 > 0:08:57- Turn around.
0:08:59 > 0:09:00- Beg.
0:09:04 > 0:09:06- Arabesque.
0:09:52 > 0:09:53- Jac!
0:09:53 > 0:09:54- Jac!- - Aargh!
0:09:55 > 0:09:59- Yeah. I'll do anything - to be with Ffi-Ffi.
0:09:59 > 0:10:01- Anything?
0:10:01 > 0:10:03- Anything within reason.
0:10:06 > 0:10:08- HE SNIFFS
0:10:11 > 0:10:13- Oh-hoh!
0:10:15 > 0:10:17- Right. The first lesson.
0:10:17 > 0:10:21- How to behave - when the postman visits the house.
0:10:22 > 0:10:25- Oscar, please?
0:10:25 > 0:10:27- Woof, woof!
0:10:27 > 0:10:28- Jac!
0:10:29 > 0:10:31- Jac, Jac, Jac, no!
0:10:34 > 0:10:35- No. Sorry.
0:10:35 > 0:10:39- I'm out of practice. - I'll be a lot worse next time.
0:10:39 > 0:10:44- Hey, Oscar, you deserve an Oscar - for that performance.
0:10:44 > 0:10:45- Oscar!
0:10:48 > 0:10:52- Ffi-Ffi, show Jac - how it's meant to be done.
0:10:52 > 0:10:54- Oscar, once again, postman.
0:10:54 > 0:10:56- Bonjour.
0:10:57 > 0:10:59- Monsieur la poste.
0:11:00 > 0:11:01- Pour moi?
0:11:02 > 0:11:04- Merci beaucoup.
0:11:04 > 0:11:06- Au revoir.
0:11:08 > 0:11:10- Wonderful. Thank you, Ffi-Ffi.
0:11:11 > 0:11:13- Now then, Jac.
0:11:14 > 0:11:17- Another go, I think. Oscar?
0:11:19 > 0:11:20- Rargh...
0:11:20 > 0:11:23- Rargh-rar... No, no.
0:11:23 > 0:11:25- Oh, yeah.
0:11:25 > 0:11:28- Good morning, the weather is fine.
0:11:28 > 0:11:32- Thanks for bringing the post. - Would you like a cuppa?
0:11:33 > 0:11:34- Oh, much better.
0:11:34 > 0:11:38- Much better, Jac. - What do you think, Ffi-Ffi?
0:11:38 > 0:11:40- Tres bon, Jac, oui oui.
0:11:41 > 0:11:45- Upstairs and to the right - for the toilet.
0:11:47 > 0:11:48- SHE LAUGHS
0:11:49 > 0:11:51- Yagga-zagga-vous.
0:11:53 > 0:11:55- Woof-woof-woof!
0:12:13 > 0:12:15- I've spoiled everything.
0:12:15 > 0:12:18- I was doing so well with Ffi-Ffi.
0:12:18 > 0:12:21- Woe is me, what will I do?
0:12:24 > 0:12:26- SAD MUSIC
0:12:52 > 0:12:54- Everyone, meeting.
0:12:55 > 0:12:57- As you can see...
0:12:58 > 0:13:00- ..I've set out an obstacle course.
0:13:00 > 0:13:03- This is what they do - in proper competitions.
0:13:04 > 0:13:07- First, I'll ask Ffi-Ffi darling...
0:13:07 > 0:13:11- ..to complete the course - to show us how it's done.
0:13:11 > 0:13:15- Ffi-Ffi, darling, after three. - One, two, three, whistle.
0:13:35 > 0:13:37- Bravo.
0:13:37 > 0:13:43- Excellent, superb - and other words I never use.
0:13:43 > 0:13:46- Jac. Jac, it's your turn, please.
0:13:46 > 0:13:50- After three. - One, two, three, whistle.
0:13:59 > 0:14:01- Whoo!
0:14:08 > 0:14:12- Excellent, excellent. - Chocolate drop.
0:14:12 > 0:14:15- A big one for you. Marvellous.
0:14:15 > 0:14:17- Do you see?
0:14:18 > 0:14:22- There's a good dog inside - even the naughtiest little dog.
0:14:22 > 0:14:25- Kiss for Barbara, kiss for Barbara.
0:14:25 > 0:14:27- No way.
0:14:27 > 0:14:29- No kiss for Barbara.
0:14:34 > 0:14:36- FFI-FFI BREAKS WIND
0:14:36 > 0:14:37- That felt good.
0:14:37 > 0:14:38- Ffi-Ffi?
0:14:38 > 0:14:40- Ffi-Ffi?- - Jac? Jac?
0:14:41 > 0:14:43- You're not speaking French.
0:14:43 > 0:14:45- And you're breaking wind.
0:14:46 > 0:14:48- Did you hear that?
0:14:48 > 0:14:50- I think everyone heard it.
0:14:50 > 0:14:55- I didn't think a dog... - a bitch like you behaved like that?
0:14:55 > 0:14:57- You're so perfect.
0:14:57 > 0:14:59- I'm not perfect.
0:14:59 > 0:15:03- People think I am because of all - those tricks and the silly accent.
0:15:04 > 0:15:06- I've had enough of trying to be...
0:15:07 > 0:15:10- Can I stop you there? - This is very dramatic.
0:15:11 > 0:15:13- Can we have some dramatic music?
0:15:14 > 0:15:15- I've had enough of trying to be...
0:15:15 > 0:15:17- I've had enough of trying to be...- - Wait. I can't hear you. Pardon?
0:15:18 > 0:15:21- I've had enough of trying to be...
0:15:21 > 0:15:23- Hold on a minute.
0:15:24 > 0:15:28- Hey, turn it down, you wombat. - I've got a chance with this one.
0:15:29 > 0:15:30- Yeah, right.
0:15:30 > 0:15:34- I've had enough of trying to be - something I'm not.
0:15:34 > 0:15:37- You've helped me realize that, Jac.
0:15:37 > 0:15:41- Yes, I break wind and I scratch.
0:15:41 > 0:15:44- I chew shoes, - oh, I love chewing shoes!
0:15:44 > 0:15:47- I dribble, oh, how I dribble!
0:15:48 > 0:15:50- Are you disappointed?
0:15:50 > 0:15:53- Disappointed? - No, I like you even more.
0:15:53 > 0:15:57- Would you like to go on a date? - This afternoon, maybe?
0:15:57 > 0:15:59- I thought you'd never ask.
0:16:00 > 0:16:02- Right after my song, OK?
0:16:02 > 0:16:04- You have a song?
0:16:04 > 0:16:08- Just a little song. - Really catchy. Brilliant.
0:16:08 > 0:16:09- Cue music.
0:16:10 > 0:16:12- # Who's the cutest dog in the world?
0:16:12 > 0:16:16- # Jac Russell, Jac Russell
0:16:16 > 0:16:18- # A ball of fluff that's always fun
0:16:19 > 0:16:22- # Jac Russell, Jac Russell
0:16:22 > 0:16:25- # Jac. Jac. A dog, not a cat
0:16:25 > 0:16:28- # A friend of yours - and a friend of mine
0:16:29 > 0:16:31- # Jac. Jac. A good little boy
0:16:31 > 0:16:35- # The name's Jac Russell, - tra-la-la-la #
0:16:41 > 0:16:43- It's a single. It's my single.
0:16:44 > 0:16:45- Single!
0:16:50 > 0:16:52- A single of me.
0:16:53 > 0:16:55- Me! Ffi-Ffi.
0:16:55 > 0:16:57- Jac Russell.
0:16:57 > 0:17:01- You see, Yellow Teddy, - you have to be true to yourself.
0:17:01 > 0:17:03- Be honest with one another.
0:17:04 > 0:17:08- That's what happened to Ffi-Ffi - and me. We love each other.
0:17:08 > 0:17:10- PHONE
0:17:10 > 0:17:11- That's her.
0:17:12 > 0:17:13- Hello.
0:17:14 > 0:17:15- The light of my life.
0:17:15 > 0:17:19- My squiggly-wiggly fluffy bumpkin.
0:17:20 > 0:17:21- What?
0:17:22 > 0:17:23- No.
0:17:23 > 0:17:25- I understand.
0:17:28 > 0:17:31- What? Yes, she's finished with me.
0:17:32 > 0:17:35- Well, I was going to finish - with her anyway.
0:17:35 > 0:17:37- She's such a fraud, a fake.
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