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0:00:03 > 0:00:06- # Jac. Jac. A dog, not a cat

0:00:06 > 0:00:09- # A friend of yours - and a friend of mine

0:00:10 > 0:00:12- # Jac. Jac. A good little boy

0:00:13 > 0:00:14- # The name's Jac Russell #

0:00:17 > 0:00:20- I'm staying with the Owens family - this weekend.

0:00:21 > 0:00:23- I'm the first up this morning.

0:00:23 > 0:00:27- Like me, they're lazy - and like to relax on the weekend.

0:00:27 > 0:00:29- Great.

0:00:33 > 0:00:36- Excuse me. - It's time to collect the post.

0:00:36 > 0:00:38- Woof, woof, woof, woof.

0:00:45 > 0:00:46- Saves me shredding them!

0:00:49 > 0:00:50- BELL

0:00:50 > 0:00:52- Newspaper.

0:01:04 > 0:01:06- Sorry, sorry. Just doing my job.

0:01:07 > 0:01:08- A tip.

0:01:08 > 0:01:11- Let go next time. Shoo!

0:01:11 > 0:01:15- Whishgit, sgit, sgit, - skedaddle, wallaboo!

0:01:17 > 0:01:20- I thought you - were still upstairs sleeping.

0:01:20 > 0:01:24- I don't think so. - We're not lazy on weekends.

0:01:24 > 0:01:26- We like fresh air and keeping fit.

0:01:26 > 0:01:27- We like fresh air and keeping fit.- - We're going cycling later.

0:01:28 > 0:01:32- It's Saturday. - What about the TV and the sofa?

0:01:32 > 0:01:34- The TV and the sofa!

0:01:34 > 0:01:36- THEY LAUGH

0:01:37 > 0:01:40- They don't act as well - as last week's family.

0:01:44 > 0:01:45- Jac Russell, Scene 2.

0:01:45 > 0:01:48- Ah, ooh, eeh, ooh, Owens!

0:01:53 > 0:01:57- Hey, you! Does your weight - lift your weights?

0:01:58 > 0:02:03- Capten Corff has the answer - for you in this new DVD.

0:02:03 > 0:02:07- Come on, what do you have to lose? - Only a few kilos!

0:02:07 > 0:02:10- Ring this number - and purchase your copy.

0:02:10 > 0:02:14- 0123401234. Buy it now.

0:02:14 > 0:02:19- Do these moves with me, - Capten Corff.

0:02:20 > 0:02:22- 1, 2, 3, to the left.

0:02:23 > 0:02:25- I don't think so.

0:02:28 > 0:02:31- Come on, Jac, we're going - to cycle down to the beach.

0:02:32 > 0:02:36- I'm going to Coronation Street. - Omnibus! See you later.

0:02:36 > 0:02:39- If you're passing a shop, - the remote needs batteries.

0:02:39 > 0:02:43- I'm OK for an hour. Then, I'll - want to change the channel.

0:02:43 > 0:02:45- Skedaddle, whish-whish.

0:02:47 > 0:02:48- Jac's not coming.

0:02:49 > 0:02:52- Dogs love running along the beach.

0:02:52 > 0:02:53- Not this one.

0:02:53 > 0:02:58- If you're passing a chip shop, - a bag of chips would be nice.

0:02:58 > 0:03:00- And a sausage roll.

0:03:01 > 0:03:02- No, a pastie.

0:03:04 > 0:03:08- Chicken. No, pie and gravy. - Yes, that's the one.

0:03:08 > 0:03:12- What are we going to do? - He needs a kick up the backside.

0:03:12 > 0:03:16- He needs to be taught a lesson, - and I know just the boy.

0:03:16 > 0:03:18- That bloke on the telly, - Capten Corff.

0:03:19 > 0:03:21- "I lost 53 stone after - following his exercises."

0:03:22 > 0:03:24- Capten Corff it is!

0:03:30 > 0:03:34- Hey, what's this? - Lying on the sofa all day?

0:03:36 > 0:03:38- Don't be a couch potato.

0:03:39 > 0:03:41- Don't be a lump of lounge lard.

0:03:42 > 0:03:44- Don't be a dozy dog.

0:03:44 > 0:03:47- Don't use so much alliteration.

0:03:47 > 0:03:53- Right. Well, Jac, - when did you last see your feet?

0:03:53 > 0:03:55- Just then. And they're paws.

0:03:55 > 0:03:57- Yay!

0:03:57 > 0:04:00- Right, it's time to warm up.

0:04:00 > 0:04:02- Two paces to the left...

0:04:03 > 0:04:05- HE BREAKS WIND

0:04:12 > 0:04:15- And... grapevine.

0:04:15 > 0:04:19- Who on earth are you? And don't - stand in front of the telly!

0:04:19 > 0:04:22- You're the fitness fool - on the telly.

0:04:22 > 0:04:24- Capten Corff.

0:04:25 > 0:04:27- I'm your personal trainer.

0:04:28 > 0:04:30- The Owens family sent me a letter.

0:04:30 > 0:04:33- They said they had a lazy dog - in the house.

0:04:33 > 0:04:36- I'm Capten Corff.

0:04:37 > 0:04:41- It's a good name - you have - more body than most people!

0:04:44 > 0:04:45- Right.

0:04:46 > 0:04:49- A dog should be out in the open air.

0:04:49 > 0:04:51- Follow me.

0:04:51 > 0:04:54- No, my favourite programme is on. - Scooby-dooby-doo!

0:04:55 > 0:04:56- Action.

0:04:59 > 0:05:02- Today, we're down - on the beach. Whoa!

0:05:02 > 0:05:05- Plenty of fresh air. Breathe in.

0:05:09 > 0:05:10- Take 2.

0:05:11 > 0:05:13- Today, we're down on the beach.

0:05:15 > 0:05:17- Today, we're down on the beach.

0:05:23 > 0:05:24- Take 4.

0:05:24 > 0:05:28- Take 4.- - Today, we're down on the beach.

0:05:33 > 0:05:35- Unfortunately, Mr Director...

0:05:35 > 0:05:39- ..there's a sign there - that says no dogs on the beach.

0:05:39 > 0:05:41- I'm off to get an ice cream.

0:05:42 > 0:05:44- Training Session 1

0:05:47 > 0:05:51- Exercise doesn't have to be boring.

0:05:51 > 0:05:56- The Owens family will prove it. - Who are you and what are you doing?

0:05:56 > 0:05:59- I'm Deio, - and I'm building sandcastles.

0:05:59 > 0:06:02- Building sandcastles. - Come on, everyone.

0:06:02 > 0:06:06- Building sandcastles. Yeah, great.

0:06:07 > 0:06:12- On we go. Who are you, how old - are you and what are you doing?

0:06:12 > 0:06:15- I'm Dad. I'm 42. - I'm here to look for scallops.

0:06:15 > 0:06:19- Looking for scallops. - Come with me to look for scallops.

0:06:20 > 0:06:24- Looking for scallops in the sea! - looking for scallops in the sea!

0:06:24 > 0:06:26- Place them in the bucket!

0:06:26 > 0:06:28- On we go.

0:06:28 > 0:06:33- Who are you, how old are you - and what are you doing?

0:06:33 > 0:06:35- I'm Mam. Don't be so nosey!

0:06:37 > 0:06:40- Row! On we go.

0:06:40 > 0:06:45- Who are you, what are you doing - and how old are you?

0:06:45 > 0:06:47- I'm Undeg, I'm ten and I'm...

0:06:47 > 0:06:51- 'Un deg' is ten. - You're the same age as your name.

0:06:51 > 0:06:53- That's just so silly.

0:06:54 > 0:06:57- No, Undeg is my name, - and I'm ten years old.

0:06:57 > 0:06:58- Oh, I see.

0:06:58 > 0:07:03- You're writing your name - in the sand? Whoo, great.

0:07:03 > 0:07:06- Write your names in the sand!

0:07:06 > 0:07:09- Write your names in the sand!

0:07:09 > 0:07:11- I have a better idea.

0:07:17 > 0:07:20- When a dog has to go, it has to go.

0:07:20 > 0:07:22- Jac, stop it.

0:07:23 > 0:07:25- You can't go to the toilet here.

0:07:26 > 0:07:29- Why? Children always wee in the sea.

0:07:29 > 0:07:30- You can't.

0:07:33 > 0:07:37- There's nothing else for it. Cafe.

0:07:38 > 0:07:40- Cafe?

0:07:44 > 0:07:46- Scene 6. Action.

0:07:52 > 0:07:54- HE BELCHES

0:07:54 > 0:07:57- Waitress, waitress.

0:08:01 > 0:08:03- There was a hair in my food.

0:08:03 > 0:08:05- It looks like dog hair to me.

0:08:05 > 0:08:07- It does.

0:08:08 > 0:08:10- I take it I won't be paying - for that food.

0:08:11 > 0:08:12- OK.

0:08:13 > 0:08:18- Ah, you. I don't remember your name. - Don't tell me.

0:08:18 > 0:08:21- Draught. No, Wind.

0:08:21 > 0:08:22- Awel.

0:08:22 > 0:08:25- Awel.- - Arwel, yes. Sit down.

0:08:26 > 0:08:30- Have you had enough exercising - for one day?

0:08:30 > 0:08:34- Capten Corff, indeed. - He's just one big lump!

0:08:37 > 0:08:39- Would you like something to eat?

0:08:39 > 0:08:41- I don't have any money.

0:08:41 > 0:08:43- I don't have any money.- - You don't need any. Watch this.

0:08:43 > 0:08:45- Waitress, waitress!

0:08:46 > 0:08:47- Yes?

0:08:47 > 0:08:51- My friend, Arwel...

0:08:51 > 0:08:54- ..it's his birthday - and everyone's forgotten.

0:08:54 > 0:08:57- No cards, no gifts, nothing.

0:08:57 > 0:08:59- Nothing, nothing, nothing.

0:09:00 > 0:09:04- If he could have a slice of birthday - cake, it would make his day.

0:09:04 > 0:09:06- How old are you?

0:09:07 > 0:09:10- Eight. Ten. Eighty!

0:09:11 > 0:09:16- Two slices would be fantastic.

0:09:18 > 0:09:21- I don't want to appear cruel, - but you look like a girl.

0:09:22 > 0:09:24- I am a girl.

0:09:24 > 0:09:26- Arwel - a strange name for a girl.

0:09:28 > 0:09:29- Oh.

0:09:29 > 0:09:34- # Happy birthday to you

0:09:35 > 0:09:39- # Happy birthday to you

0:09:40 > 0:09:44- # Happy birthday to Arwel

0:09:45 > 0:09:53- # Happy birthday to you! #

0:10:00 > 0:10:05- Did you see a man in the background - doing a cartwheel like this?

0:10:10 > 0:10:14- Yes? Be careful, - don't do this at home.

0:10:14 > 0:10:18- Especially if you're like him - - overweight!

0:10:18 > 0:10:19- Stay safe.

0:10:19 > 0:10:22- Eat up. It's free.

0:10:23 > 0:10:25- Whoo-whoo, whoo-whoo.

0:10:26 > 0:10:30- I'll have to arrest you - for being in possession of a cake.

0:10:30 > 0:10:34- Put the cakes down, - put your hands up...

0:10:34 > 0:10:36- ..and come quietly.

0:10:36 > 0:10:37- What now?

0:10:37 > 0:10:40- What now?- - I have to punish you for this.

0:10:40 > 0:10:41- It's only a small bowl.

0:10:42 > 0:10:43- A small bowl?

0:10:44 > 0:10:47- It's a tenpin bowl!

0:10:47 > 0:10:50- Tenpin bowl! I like that link.

0:10:50 > 0:10:52- It's really good.

0:10:52 > 0:10:53- Did you like that?

0:10:54 > 0:10:55- Jac Russell!

0:10:57 > 0:11:00- We had fun on the beach.

0:11:00 > 0:11:04- Whoa. And now for something - completely different.

0:11:04 > 0:11:06- Can you guess what it is?

0:11:06 > 0:11:11- Tenpin bowling. - You told us in the cafe.

0:11:11 > 0:11:14- Tenpin bowling. Whoa, great.

0:11:15 > 0:11:17- Right. Pick your bowls up, everyone.

0:11:17 > 0:11:21- Pick your bowl up - and put the bowl down.

0:11:22 > 0:11:25- Pick your bowl up - and put the bowl down.

0:11:25 > 0:11:28- Why do we have to do - these exercises?

0:11:29 > 0:11:30- It's fun.

0:11:31 > 0:11:33- Gethin, I've had an idea.

0:11:36 > 0:11:38- GLUE

0:11:44 > 0:11:47- I bet you don't have a strike - this time.

0:11:47 > 0:11:49- Oh, Gethin, what did you say?

0:11:50 > 0:11:52- I bet you don't have a strike - this time.

0:11:53 > 0:11:56- Who me? Capten Corff.

0:11:56 > 0:11:58- We'll see about that.

0:11:58 > 0:12:00- Give it everything you've got!

0:12:01 > 0:12:03- I sure will.

0:12:16 > 0:12:18- Strike!

0:12:21 > 0:12:22- Action!

0:12:23 > 0:12:25- I don't know what happened.

0:12:25 > 0:12:27- I couldn't let go.

0:12:28 > 0:12:30- What a pity.

0:12:30 > 0:12:33- No more exercising today.

0:12:33 > 0:12:35- Rest is best.

0:12:36 > 0:12:38- What? Rest?

0:12:38 > 0:12:42- Rest? No!

0:12:42 > 0:12:45- We're off to town.

0:12:45 > 0:12:47- Shopping?

0:12:47 > 0:12:49- Yay!

0:12:49 > 0:12:51- Shopping? No.

0:12:52 > 0:12:56- We're going to show everyone - in Pwllheli how to keep fit.

0:12:56 > 0:12:57- Whoo, yeah.

0:12:57 > 0:12:59- Are you with me, the Owens family?

0:12:59 > 0:13:01- Are you with me, the Owens family?- - No.

0:13:01 > 0:13:05- I never thought I'd say this, but - I can't wait to go back to school!

0:13:14 > 0:13:17- Right. People of Pwllheli.

0:13:18 > 0:13:21- Are you ready for a fresh start? - A new body.

0:13:22 > 0:13:25- Join me, Capten Corff.

0:13:25 > 0:13:29- After three... one, two, three!

0:13:38 > 0:13:40- Capten Corff.

0:13:48 > 0:13:52- I've had enough of this. - I know a far better tune.

0:13:53 > 0:13:55- # Who's the cutest dog in the world?

0:13:55 > 0:13:59- # Jac Russell, Jac Russell

0:13:59 > 0:14:02- # A ball of fluff that's always fun

0:14:02 > 0:14:05- # Jac Russell, Jac Russell

0:14:06 > 0:14:08- # Jac. Jac. A dog, not a cat

0:14:09 > 0:14:12- # A friend of yours - and a friend of mine

0:14:12 > 0:14:15- # Jac. Jac. A good little boy

0:14:15 > 0:14:18- # The name's Jac Russell, - tra-la-la-la-la-la

0:14:19 > 0:14:21- # He's such a bundle of fun

0:14:21 > 0:14:25- # When he rolls over, - scratch his belly

0:14:25 > 0:14:28- # His name is Jac

0:14:28 > 0:14:31- # He leaves a gift when he's angry

0:14:31 > 0:14:34- # Who's the cutest dog in the world?

0:14:34 > 0:14:37- # Jac Russell, Jac Russell

0:14:37 > 0:14:41- # A ball of fluff that's always fun

0:14:41 > 0:14:43- # Jac Russell, Jac Russell

0:14:44 > 0:14:47- # Jac. Jac. A dog, not a cat

0:14:47 > 0:14:50- # A friend of yours - and a friend of mine

0:14:51 > 0:14:53- # Jac. Jac. A good little boy

0:14:53 > 0:14:57- # The name's Jac Russell, - tra-la-la-la-la-la #

0:15:01 > 0:15:06- Well done, Jac. You're not - such a lazy dog after all.

0:15:07 > 0:15:08- You're really cool.

0:15:09 > 0:15:11- PHONE RINGS

0:15:12 > 0:15:14- It's mine.

0:15:14 > 0:15:16- Carry on.

0:15:21 > 0:15:22- Not that one.

0:15:25 > 0:15:28- I was wondering - what you were hiding in that bag.

0:15:30 > 0:15:32- There you go.

0:15:33 > 0:15:35- What are you doing in there?

0:15:35 > 0:15:37- What are you doing in there?- - Daily Post?

0:15:37 > 0:15:39- No, thanks. Skedaddle.

0:15:39 > 0:15:41- Hello.

0:15:42 > 0:15:44- What? No.

0:15:44 > 0:15:46- Yeah?

0:15:47 > 0:15:49- No.

0:15:49 > 0:15:51- Yeah. No.

0:15:51 > 0:15:53- Wrong number!

0:15:55 > 0:15:57- How did you get rid of Capten Corff?

0:15:57 > 0:15:59- How did you get rid of Capten Corff?- - It was easy.

0:15:59 > 0:16:04- You know how dogs like to be - out in the open air, running around.

0:16:04 > 0:16:06- Well, we swapped.

0:16:06 > 0:16:08- What do you mean?

0:16:08 > 0:16:09- Look.

0:16:15 > 0:16:20- He can do exercises in the open air - morning, noon and night from now on.

0:16:23 > 0:16:24- You've dropped a pound.

0:16:24 > 0:16:26- You've dropped a pound.- - Where? A pound?

0:16:26 > 0:16:28- Yes, I did.

0:16:28 > 0:16:30- LEOTARD RIPS

0:16:32 > 0:16:36- Cut! - Does anyone have a spare Lycra suit?

0:16:36 > 0:16:38- Oh, oh, Betty!

0:16:39 > 0:16:41- Jac Russell!

0:16:41 > 0:16:45- Yellow Teddy, - I've brought you a gift.

0:16:45 > 0:16:48- Capten Corff's DVD.

0:16:48 > 0:16:51- Is it good? No!

0:16:52 > 0:16:55- Throw it away? OK.

0:16:58 > 0:17:01- This weekend - has reminded me of a joke.

0:17:01 > 0:17:05- What lives in the sea and carries - people from place to place?

0:17:05 > 0:17:07- An octo-bus.

0:17:07 > 0:17:11- Why is sand wet?

0:17:11 > 0:17:13- Because the sea wee'd.

0:17:13 > 0:17:15- Seaweed!

0:17:15 > 0:17:17- Do you get it?

0:17:17 > 0:17:20- Seaweed. Sea wee'd!

0:17:20 > 0:17:23- S4C Subtitles by Simian 04 Cyf.