0:00:00 > 0:00:00- 888
0:00:03 > 0:00:06- # Jac. Jac. A dog, not a cat
0:00:06 > 0:00:09- # A friend of yours - and a friend of mine
0:00:10 > 0:00:12- # Jac. Jac. A good little boy
0:00:13 > 0:00:14- # The name's Jac Russell #
0:00:17 > 0:00:22- You're so lucky, Jac, staying with - a different family every weekend.
0:00:22 > 0:00:25- I'm an important part - of your education, Mair.
0:00:25 > 0:00:28- I hope you're taking - this task seriously.
0:00:28 > 0:00:30- Seriously?
0:00:31 > 0:00:33- That's what your teacher thinks.
0:00:34 > 0:00:36- HE FARTS
0:00:37 > 0:00:39- Do you have satellite TV?
0:00:39 > 0:00:42- You'll be too busy - working on the farm.
0:00:42 > 0:00:45- You'll also be running - the Bed & Breakfast.
0:00:45 > 0:00:47- Do you know who I am?
0:00:51 > 0:00:54- # Who's the cutest dog in the world?
0:00:55 > 0:00:57- # Jac Russell, Jac Russell
0:00:58 > 0:01:02- # Jac. Jac. A dog, not a cat
0:01:02 > 0:01:05- # A friend of yours - and a friend of mine
0:01:05 > 0:01:08- # Jac. Jac. A good little boy
0:01:08 > 0:01:11- # The name's Jac Russell, - tra-la-la-la-la-la #
0:01:13 > 0:01:14- I'm alright.
0:01:16 > 0:01:19- How many brothers and sisters - do you have?
0:01:19 > 0:01:20- Four.
0:01:20 > 0:01:22- Four.- - Super-pooper-dooper-scooper.
0:01:23 > 0:01:26- Where are your brothers? - Boys have better toys.
0:01:26 > 0:01:28- I don't have any brothers.
0:01:29 > 0:01:31- Four sisters?
0:01:31 > 0:01:35- Whoa. Farm. B&B. Five girls.
0:01:35 > 0:01:39- Sounds like all the ingredients - for a real drama.
0:02:17 > 0:02:18- The Bowns.
0:02:19 > 0:02:21- Bones! Get it?
0:02:21 > 0:02:22- Bones!
0:02:25 > 0:02:28- Hi, Mam. I've brought my homework - home with me.
0:02:28 > 0:02:30- Jac Russell.
0:02:31 > 0:02:33- Hey.
0:02:37 > 0:02:41- Hey, this is going to be - a weekend and a half.
0:02:42 > 0:02:46- I'm a handful, - but this comes with its own baggage!
0:02:50 > 0:02:53- Where are the rest of the family?
0:02:55 > 0:02:57- Here they are.
0:03:00 > 0:03:03- Who are these? Girls Alouder!
0:03:04 > 0:03:07- We're the Bowns!
0:03:07 > 0:03:12- Shush, girls. The phone is ringing. - I wonder who's there?
0:03:12 > 0:03:14- Eh?
0:03:15 > 0:03:17- The phone is ringing!
0:03:18 > 0:03:20- Eh?
0:03:21 > 0:03:23- Phone ringing.
0:03:23 > 0:03:25- PHONE RINGS
0:03:26 > 0:03:28- Hello. Yeah.
0:03:28 > 0:03:30- Yeah. Yeah.
0:03:30 > 0:03:32- Yeah. OK.
0:03:32 > 0:03:37- And they say young people - can't communicate these days.
0:03:38 > 0:03:39- Who was on the phone?
0:03:39 > 0:03:41- Who was on the phone?- - Someone wanting a room tonight.
0:03:41 > 0:03:44- Jemma Wobblington.
0:03:45 > 0:03:48- Jemma Wobblington!
0:03:49 > 0:03:51- JAC BARKS
0:04:01 > 0:04:03- Dyl!
0:04:04 > 0:04:06- Sinister music, please.
0:04:10 > 0:04:12- MEXICAN MUSIC
0:04:14 > 0:04:15- I pressed the wrong button.
0:04:16 > 0:04:19- I'll press the wrong button - in a minute!
0:04:19 > 0:04:21- Whoo.
0:04:26 > 0:04:27- Are you OK?
0:04:27 > 0:04:29- Are you OK?- - Do I look OK?
0:04:32 > 0:04:34- Yes, I'm fine, little girl.
0:04:35 > 0:04:36- Cute!
0:04:39 > 0:04:42- Emma Worth... Jemma Wobblington. - I've booked a room here.
0:04:43 > 0:04:44- SINISTER MUSIC
0:04:47 > 0:04:48- That's better.
0:04:55 > 0:04:56- Jac Russell.
0:04:59 > 0:05:01- Yes. Emma.
0:05:01 > 0:05:05- What do you mean, Emma Who? - Emma Worthington.
0:05:05 > 0:05:09- The owner of that horrible hotel - where you live, you idiot.
0:05:09 > 0:05:11- Everything's going to plan.
0:05:13 > 0:05:14- Towel.
0:05:14 > 0:05:16- Towel.- - Thank you. Thank you very much.
0:05:17 > 0:05:19- No wonder this place - takes our business...
0:05:19 > 0:05:22- Shampoo.
0:05:22 > 0:05:24- Thank you.
0:05:26 > 0:05:27- Shower cap.
0:05:27 > 0:05:29- Shower cap.
0:05:30 > 0:05:33- Once I've finished, - no-one will want to stay here.
0:05:35 > 0:05:37- Sewing kit.
0:05:37 > 0:05:39- Do you mind?
0:05:40 > 0:05:42- I'm trying to reveal the plot.
0:05:42 > 0:05:45- I have a fiendish plan - to close down this hotel...
0:05:46 > 0:05:47- ..and very little time to do so!
0:05:48 > 0:05:49- Yeah.
0:05:51 > 0:05:53- I'm sorry.
0:05:53 > 0:05:58- As I was saying, once I've finished, - no-one will want to stay here.
0:05:58 > 0:06:02- Their customers will be looking - for somewhere else to stay.
0:06:03 > 0:06:05- Well, our hotel, you idiot.
0:06:05 > 0:06:10- Oh, yeah, before long, - Hotel Eddie will be very busy.
0:06:10 > 0:06:14- Hah-hah-hah-hah-hah.
0:06:14 > 0:06:16- Mwah-hah-hah-hah-hah-hah.
0:06:16 > 0:06:17- Spooky music, please.
0:06:20 > 0:06:22- Mwah-hah-hah-hah-hah-hah.
0:06:23 > 0:06:25- Adverts
0:06:27 > 0:06:30- Isn't it nice just relaxing - after a hard day at work?
0:06:31 > 0:06:34- A time to sit down - and enjoy the peace and quiet.
0:06:34 > 0:06:39- That is, until you're surrounded - by the girls in your life.
0:06:39 > 0:06:43- Pink, perfume, soap operas, - pink fluffy bunnies...
0:06:43 > 0:06:47- ..endless questions, - fluff and more pink things.
0:06:48 > 0:06:50- Stop!
0:06:52 > 0:06:56- Are you fed up with all - the girly chat and arguments?
0:06:57 > 0:06:59- What you need is a...
0:06:59 > 0:07:03- A Merch O 'Ma (Girls Away) pack. - It'll get rid of the girls.
0:07:06 > 0:07:10- This, and these for the ears, - will get rid of the girls.
0:07:11 > 0:07:14- If this cushion - doesn't get rid of them...
0:07:14 > 0:07:15- FART NOISE
0:07:20 > 0:07:22- Dance, Dad.
0:07:22 > 0:07:24- # Achy Break Heart #
0:07:24 > 0:07:27- No-one likes watching dads dancing!
0:07:30 > 0:07:32- Jac Russell.
0:07:32 > 0:07:36- Mam, Jemma Wobblington - wants a full breakfast.
0:07:37 > 0:07:39- I only have one pair of paws.
0:07:40 > 0:07:43- These are nice. Sausages.
0:07:44 > 0:07:45- Sausages!
0:07:45 > 0:07:46- Sausages!
0:07:46 > 0:07:47- Sausages!
0:07:47 > 0:07:49- Sausages!- - Sausages!
0:07:51 > 0:07:54- She also wants a word with the boss.
0:07:54 > 0:07:56- I'm in the middle of...
0:07:56 > 0:07:58- Well, I'm, um... I've forgotten it.
0:08:00 > 0:08:02- I'm in the middle - of cooking breakfast.
0:08:03 > 0:08:06- Don't worry. Leave this to me.
0:08:21 > 0:08:24- Good morning, Miss Wobblington.
0:08:25 > 0:08:27- Good for you, maybe.
0:08:28 > 0:08:33- When I booked this room, I didn't - expect to share a bed with fleas.
0:08:34 > 0:08:38- By the way, - why have you dressed up as a dog?
0:08:38 > 0:08:40- What?
0:08:40 > 0:08:42- Why have you dressed up as a dog?
0:08:42 > 0:08:46- I'm dressed as a dog - because I am a dog!
0:08:49 > 0:08:51- Yeah.
0:08:51 > 0:08:54- It looks like a fancy dress costume. - We'll see now.
0:08:54 > 0:08:56- Is that the postman?
0:08:56 > 0:08:58- JAC BARKS
0:09:01 > 0:09:02- No.
0:09:04 > 0:09:09- Well, you behave and stink - like a dog. You are a dog.
0:09:09 > 0:09:14- I only know one other person - who's as silly as you.
0:09:14 > 0:09:17- He has an ugly, grey face.
0:09:17 > 0:09:19- JAC HOWLS
0:09:25 > 0:09:27- What are you going to do - about these fleas?
0:09:28 > 0:09:30- Tell them to flee!
0:09:31 > 0:09:38- Listen, I'm used to dealing with - idiots. Don't be clever with me.
0:09:39 > 0:09:42- Go and fetch your boss. - No, I'll go and see her myself.
0:09:49 > 0:09:53- Mrs Bown, it appears you have fleas.
0:09:53 > 0:09:58- Don't be silly. If anyone has fleas, - it'll be the dogs.
0:09:59 > 0:10:00- Not Mrs B.
0:10:03 > 0:10:06- Sorry, boys, me and my big mouth.
0:10:06 > 0:10:09- Which one of you has fleas?
0:10:09 > 0:10:12- Come on, don't be shy.
0:10:12 > 0:10:15- You know what they say. - Fleas only like clean fur.
0:10:17 > 0:10:21- How people still believe that, - I'll never know.
0:10:21 > 0:10:24- Don't look at me. - Personal hygiene is important to me.
0:10:25 > 0:10:28- It's not me. I've never had fleas.
0:10:29 > 0:10:31- Oui, oui. And I'm Scooby Doo.
0:10:31 > 0:10:33- Are you calling me a liar?
0:10:33 > 0:10:36- Are you calling me a liar?- - Super-pooper-dooper-scooper.
0:10:36 > 0:10:38- Talking dogs.
0:10:38 > 0:10:41- Why are you so happy? - You might have fleas.
0:10:41 > 0:10:44- Impossible. - I had a bath three years ago.
0:10:45 > 0:10:48- Where did these fleas come from?
0:10:48 > 0:10:50- Something stinks here.
0:10:51 > 0:10:55- And I'm not talking about us, - the Jac Russells.
0:11:01 > 0:11:06- I won't report you this time, - but if I see any more creatures...
0:11:07 > 0:11:10- ..I'll be left with no option.
0:11:10 > 0:11:12- That includes ugly children.
0:11:12 > 0:11:13- That includes ugly children.- - Oh! Oh!
0:11:17 > 0:11:19- THE LITTLE HOUSE OF EMMA'S RAT
0:11:19 > 0:11:22- I'll bring your breakfast - through now.
0:11:22 > 0:11:24- Oh! Oh! A rat.
0:11:28 > 0:11:30- No, no, no. I'm a dog.
0:11:31 > 0:11:34- You have rats where you live!
0:11:35 > 0:11:40- I saw a rat - scurrying towards the oven.
0:11:41 > 0:11:42- Yuck!
0:11:43 > 0:11:47- This contravenes - every health and safety regulation.
0:11:47 > 0:11:52- There we go, I'll have to - contact the authorities.
0:11:53 > 0:11:56- DRAMATIC MUSIC
0:11:56 > 0:11:57- And cut.
0:11:59 > 0:12:02- Well done, everyone. - Take five. Back in ten.
0:12:08 > 0:12:09- Well, hello.
0:12:10 > 0:12:13- Have we worked together before?
0:12:13 > 0:12:16- No, I don't think so. - I'd remember that nose.
0:12:17 > 0:12:19- Are you busy?
0:12:19 > 0:12:22- Yes, yes. Plenty of work.
0:12:22 > 0:12:25- No - are you busy tonight?
0:12:25 > 0:12:27- You might like to go out for...
0:12:28 > 0:12:29- Oh. No, thanks.
0:12:29 > 0:12:31- I have a hair-ache.
0:12:31 > 0:12:34- And I'm washing my head.
0:12:34 > 0:12:36- I didn't like her anyway!
0:12:36 > 0:12:38- PHONE RINGS
0:12:42 > 0:12:44- PHONE CONTINUES RINGING
0:12:46 > 0:12:49- Hello. You want to book a room?
0:12:50 > 0:12:56- I'm so sorry, - but we're full until the year 2100.
0:12:56 > 0:12:58- Yes, what a pity.
0:12:58 > 0:13:00- I wouldn't be too disappointed.
0:13:01 > 0:13:03- No, this place - is overrun with fleas...
0:13:04 > 0:13:06- ..and rats and the ugliest dog - you ever saw.
0:13:08 > 0:13:13- There is another hotel, - down the road. It's exceptional.
0:13:13 > 0:13:15- Hotel Eddie.
0:13:16 > 0:13:18- Yes. No problem whatsoever.
0:13:19 > 0:13:20- Goodbye now.
0:13:20 > 0:13:22- Ta-ta.
0:13:26 > 0:13:28- I knew there was something odd - about her.
0:13:28 > 0:13:30- Let's tell Jac.
0:13:31 > 0:13:33- I knew there was - something odd about her.
0:13:34 > 0:13:35- I've already said that line.
0:13:35 > 0:13:37- Oh.
0:13:37 > 0:13:40- Let's tell Jac.
0:13:40 > 0:13:41- You're Jac!
0:13:42 > 0:13:45- OK. I must have lost - a page of my script.
0:13:45 > 0:13:47- How does this story end?
0:13:49 > 0:13:50- SHE WHISPERS
0:13:51 > 0:13:54- Abuzzisuzzisuzzis? Thank you.
0:13:54 > 0:13:57- I didn't understand a word of that.
0:13:57 > 0:13:59- HYSTERICAL LAUGHTER
0:14:13 > 0:14:17- The Adventures - of Inspector Poo-irot
0:14:20 > 0:14:22- Three, two, one.
0:14:22 > 0:14:24- Action.
0:14:25 > 0:14:30- I've gathered everyone here, - in this food preparation room...
0:14:33 > 0:14:36- ..or, as some people call it, - the kitchen.
0:14:36 > 0:14:39- Over the past few days...
0:14:39 > 0:14:43- ..serious allegations - have been made...
0:14:43 > 0:14:48- ..by our guest, Jemma Wobblington.
0:14:49 > 0:14:51- Or, should I say...
0:14:51 > 0:14:53- ..Emma Worthington...
0:14:53 > 0:14:55- HISSING AND BOOING
0:14:55 > 0:14:59- ..the manageress of Hotel Eddie.
0:14:59 > 0:15:04- Hurry up, will you! I've been evil, - you've found out about it.
0:15:04 > 0:15:06- Blah, blah, blah.
0:15:07 > 0:15:09- There are no fleas here.
0:15:09 > 0:15:11- You have make-up on your face.
0:15:17 > 0:15:21- And you let the rat loose - in the kitchen.
0:15:23 > 0:15:25- We found this in your bag.
0:15:25 > 0:15:29- Elen and Cari saw you on the phone. - You've had a row.
0:15:29 > 0:15:31- So...
0:15:31 > 0:15:36- Nah-nah-nah-nah-nah. - Nah-nah-nah-nah-nah.
0:15:37 > 0:15:40- I would have got away with it...
0:15:40 > 0:15:44- ..if it wasn't for you - ugly, nosey girls!
0:15:44 > 0:15:46- I'm off.
0:15:47 > 0:15:48- You haven't paid your bill.
0:15:48 > 0:15:50- You haven't paid your bill.- - Pay? I don't think so.
0:15:51 > 0:15:53- Anyway, I don't have any money.
0:15:53 > 0:15:56- I'm sure we can come - to some sort of arrangement.
0:16:00 > 0:16:03- Scene 13. Unlucky for some.
0:16:03 > 0:16:05- And action.
0:16:08 > 0:16:11- Don't you have anything - better to do?
0:16:12 > 0:16:16- There must be something more - interesting on CBBBBC.
0:16:16 > 0:16:19- Well, what a welcome ending.
0:16:19 > 0:16:22- But there's something missing.
0:16:23 > 0:16:25- I know.
0:16:25 > 0:16:27- Emma.
0:16:36 > 0:16:37- That's better.
0:16:43 > 0:16:45- Well, Yellow Teddy.
0:16:45 > 0:16:47- It's been a busy weekend.
0:16:48 > 0:16:50- It was a very funny drama...
0:16:50 > 0:16:52- ..especially the end.
0:16:54 > 0:16:56- What?
0:16:56 > 0:16:59- What do you call a sheep...
0:16:59 > 0:17:01- ..with no head or legs?
0:17:02 > 0:17:04- A cloud? Where?
0:17:05 > 0:17:06- Oh, a cloud!
0:17:08 > 0:17:10- Where?!
0:17:10 > 0:17:12- S4C Subtitles by Simian 04 Cyf.