The Fastest Porter in the Land

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0:00:03 > 0:00:06I was delighted when Jamillah was born,

0:00:06 > 0:00:10the seventh child is always a lucky child.

0:00:10 > 0:00:14Her big brothers adored her, and she adored them.

0:00:16 > 0:00:21Her grandfather, Jiddo, told her magical stories, which is

0:00:21 > 0:00:22how she learned about me.

0:00:22 > 0:00:27Whoa, whoa, whoa! Who drew that? I'm way handsomer!

0:00:27 > 0:00:30Jamillah grew up to be courageous.

0:00:31 > 0:00:32One rainy day,

0:00:32 > 0:00:37Jiddo sent her up to the attic to get a box from his trunk.

0:00:44 > 0:00:47Boy, was she in for a surprise.

0:00:50 > 0:00:55If any genies are listening, could you give me a wish?

0:00:55 > 0:00:58Your wish is my command. SHE SCREAMS

0:00:58 > 0:00:59Ow!

0:01:02 > 0:01:05Listen, don't go dropping the lamp again, OK?

0:01:05 > 0:01:09But, greetings, oh wondrous one, tell me your wish.

0:01:14 > 0:01:16I wish for an adventure.

0:02:11 > 0:02:14Where is that slug of a boy with my lemons?

0:02:14 > 0:02:17No lemons, yet. A thousand apologies.

0:02:19 > 0:02:23- These modern boys are so lazy, mine is late with the eggs.- Hmm.

0:02:23 > 0:02:26No lemons today, Mustafa?

0:02:26 > 0:02:27No eggs?

0:02:29 > 0:02:30Tut, tut, tut.

0:02:30 > 0:02:35Missing eggs and thin air, perfect ingredients for an invisible cake(!)

0:02:35 > 0:02:38I am the soul of despair, Madame,

0:02:38 > 0:02:41but the lemons should be here any moment.

0:02:46 > 0:02:51- Your boy is late too, he wouldn't be called...- BOTH: Aladdin.

0:02:52 > 0:02:54Excuse me! Out of the way! Sorry!

0:02:56 > 0:02:58Sorry! Out of the way!

0:02:59 > 0:03:04- Sorry, out of my way! I'm in a hurry!- Aladdin!

0:03:04 > 0:03:06- Jamillah.- Watch out.

0:03:10 > 0:03:14Aladdin! What have you done to my lemons?

0:03:14 > 0:03:17I give you work, and this is how you repay me?

0:03:22 > 0:03:23What is that?

0:03:25 > 0:03:28Aladdin!

0:03:28 > 0:03:30You'd better get out of here, quick!

0:03:34 > 0:03:37You are hours too late and you've ruined my stock.

0:03:37 > 0:03:41Oh, but Mustafa, these are the finest lemons in the land.

0:03:41 > 0:03:44I mean, look how yellow they are, like precious jewels.

0:03:44 > 0:03:47My eggs better not be broken.

0:03:48 > 0:03:49Oh, your eggs.

0:03:51 > 0:03:53- I forgot your eggs.- Oh, really?

0:03:53 > 0:03:55Then I will just forget about paying you.

0:03:55 > 0:04:00But you owe me for two weeks. Last week and the week before.

0:04:00 > 0:04:02Deliver my eggs before call to prayer,

0:04:02 > 0:04:07or you will get nothing from me but a babouche.

0:04:07 > 0:04:08Go!

0:04:08 > 0:04:13Be careful, Aladdin, or we might be looking for a new delivery boy.

0:04:15 > 0:04:16HE HUMS

0:04:18 > 0:04:19I'm sure he'll be all right.

0:04:19 > 0:04:22HE INHALES DEEPLY

0:04:22 > 0:04:25And now, for the upward facing orang-utan.

0:04:35 > 0:04:38Hey! Whoa, there you are.

0:04:38 > 0:04:43- What is that?- It's my bike. And it's just what you need.- Your what?

0:04:44 > 0:04:45My bike.

0:04:45 > 0:04:49I wasn't sure I could magic it here, but it worked.

0:04:51 > 0:04:53It's the weirdest cart I've ever seen.

0:04:53 > 0:04:55Learn how to ride this,

0:04:55 > 0:04:59and you'll be the fastest delivery boy in all the land.

0:04:59 > 0:05:01Come on, I'll teach you.

0:05:02 > 0:05:05I love this city. No cars!

0:05:08 > 0:05:13OK, so you'll feel wobbly at first but just keep peddling.

0:05:13 > 0:05:16- No matter what.- Yeah, yeah, yeah.

0:05:16 > 0:05:20Introducing the fastest delivery boy in the land.

0:05:22 > 0:05:26Faster than a crow, watch me go...

0:05:26 > 0:05:27CRASH!

0:05:28 > 0:05:29Ooo!

0:05:30 > 0:05:34- This bike's broken. - I told you to keep on pedalling.

0:05:47 > 0:05:50- Aladdin, are you ready this time? - I'm ready, Jamillah.

0:05:50 > 0:05:55All right, I'm going to hold on to you at first.

0:05:55 > 0:05:57- I'm going to let go. - Not yet! Not yet!

0:06:00 > 0:06:01Ha-ha! Go Aladdin!

0:06:19 > 0:06:21BICYCLE BELL RINGS

0:06:21 > 0:06:23Time to go and get the eggs.

0:06:23 > 0:06:24BICYCLE BELL RINGS

0:06:26 > 0:06:31- Hello, Aladdin.- Thank you. Now egg lady will have to pay me.

0:06:31 > 0:06:34- Whoa! - THEY BOTH SCREAM

0:06:35 > 0:06:38- Oops!- What do you mean "oops"?

0:06:39 > 0:06:41How about "argh"!

0:06:42 > 0:06:48No eggs, means no money. No money means no food.

0:06:48 > 0:06:50My mother's going to be furious.

0:06:53 > 0:06:55Wait! Don't you have chickens?

0:06:58 > 0:06:59Yeah!

0:06:59 > 0:07:00Let's go!

0:07:16 > 0:07:19I can't bake for the Sultan's daughter with apologies,

0:07:19 > 0:07:22- I need eggs!- Aladdin promised to deliver them

0:07:22 > 0:07:26by the last call to prayer, and if he does not...

0:07:41 > 0:07:44- Aha! I found one.- One? We need loads.

0:07:47 > 0:07:48CHICKENS CLUCK

0:07:51 > 0:07:53THEY IMITATE THE CHICKENS

0:08:01 > 0:08:03Om, tiddly om, pom.

0:08:05 > 0:08:09Focus on breathing. Block out all distractions.

0:08:11 > 0:08:15Om...

0:08:15 > 0:08:18- IN HIS HEAD:- I'm a better chicken than you, Aladdin.

0:08:18 > 0:08:20Jamillah!

0:08:20 > 0:08:23HE COUGHS AND SPLUTTERS

0:08:23 > 0:08:25What's with all the bwarking?

0:08:25 > 0:08:28Genie, I need you to conjure up lots of eggs before call

0:08:28 > 0:08:31- to prayer or I won't get paid. - Of course.

0:08:31 > 0:08:35A simple task for a genie-us like myself.

0:08:43 > 0:08:44Om lay, om la.

0:08:48 > 0:08:50Um, not quite.

0:08:52 > 0:08:53That was the warm up.

0:08:53 > 0:08:55This is the right spell.

0:08:56 > 0:08:58Sheela, Shalla, azey.

0:09:02 > 0:09:07These aren't hens' eggs, they were all different colours.

0:09:07 > 0:09:09- They look like sweets.- What?

0:09:10 > 0:09:13Better get rid of these(!)

0:09:13 > 0:09:14HE SCOFFS NOISILY

0:09:14 > 0:09:16Mmmm!

0:09:16 > 0:09:17Third time's a charm!

0:09:21 > 0:09:22Billah, balla, bojay!

0:09:24 > 0:09:29- Yes!- You did it. Three cheers for genie. Genie! Genie! Genie!

0:09:29 > 0:09:32BOTH: Genie, genie! Genie! Genie!

0:09:32 > 0:09:33Bye!

0:09:34 > 0:09:37Oh, oh, take care, have fun.

0:09:47 > 0:09:50Hello, Imam, time for the evening prayers?

0:09:50 > 0:09:55But don't call it yet, we need to get to the market first!

0:09:56 > 0:09:59I told you not to trust that tortoise Porter.

0:09:59 > 0:10:03Have the eggs arrived? The Sultan's daughter is waiting for her baba.

0:10:03 > 0:10:08Madame, I am delighted see you, the eggs should be here any moment now.

0:10:08 > 0:10:11Are they just going to magically appear?

0:10:11 > 0:10:15I'll tell the whole market you're a rotten egg trader.

0:10:15 > 0:10:19- A flea on a goat. A slug on the vine.- A pimple on a chin.

0:10:19 > 0:10:26- A wart on a finger.- A worm on a fig. A whisker on a princess. A...- Hello!

0:10:30 > 0:10:33I think you ordered some eggs.

0:10:35 > 0:10:38- And what's that I hear? - Yes, yes, it's the call to prayer.

0:10:38 > 0:10:42You made it just in time.

0:10:42 > 0:10:45Thanks, egg lady. Good doing business with you!

0:10:52 > 0:10:57Have you ever seen such magnificent eggs? It was worth the wait.

0:10:57 > 0:10:59I think... EXPLOSION!

0:10:59 > 0:11:01THEY SCREAM IN SURPRISE

0:11:03 > 0:11:06EXPLOSIONS AND SCREAMS IN THE DISTANCE

0:11:06 > 0:11:07Good old Genie!

0:11:10 > 0:11:14The Sultan's daughter will like this a lot better than cake,

0:11:14 > 0:11:16I'll take the lot. Name your price.

0:11:22 > 0:11:24Are you sure I can't keep the bike?

0:11:24 > 0:11:28I'm sure. My parents will think I've lost it, but I'll bring it back.

0:11:28 > 0:11:33Hey there. Thought I'd try it out myself.

0:11:33 > 0:11:35As you can see, I'm a natural.

0:11:37 > 0:11:38Let's race.

0:11:39 > 0:11:41You'll never beat us.

0:11:41 > 0:11:42Eat my dust!

0:11:44 > 0:11:45Whoo! Whoo!

0:11:48 > 0:11:49Come back here!

0:11:49 > 0:11:51Wait!

0:11:56 > 0:11:57Wait!

0:11:59 > 0:12:02Every story has an ending, and eventually,

0:12:02 > 0:12:06Jamillah had to say goodbye to Baghdad.

0:12:06 > 0:12:10It was nice to get home and see her family, but Jamillah couldn't

0:12:10 > 0:12:14wait for her next adventure with Aladdin and me, her brilliant Genie.

0:12:20 > 0:12:22# So what is your wish?

0:12:22 > 0:12:24# Say, oh, wondrous one

0:12:26 > 0:12:30# Just don't rock my lamp and your will is done

0:12:33 > 0:12:36# No need for applause

0:12:36 > 0:12:38# Yes, I'm number one

0:12:40 > 0:12:44# 1,000 years in here, it's been too long

0:12:48 > 0:12:52# Your genius Genie, so smart and strong

0:12:54 > 0:13:00# Shazam, alakazam, Oh, it's all gone wrong

0:13:02 > 0:13:04# She's Jamillah, she's a scamp

0:13:04 > 0:13:08# I'm the Genie from the lamp

0:13:08 > 0:13:11# That's Aladdin, he's our lad

0:13:11 > 0:13:12# In old Baghdad

0:13:15 > 0:13:17# She's Jamillah, she's a scamp

0:13:17 > 0:13:22# I'm the Genie from the lamp

0:13:22 > 0:13:26# That's Aladdin, he's our lad

0:13:26 > 0:13:29# In old Baghdad

0:13:29 > 0:13:32# She's Jamillah, she's a scamp

0:13:32 > 0:13:36# I'm the Genie from the lamp

0:13:36 > 0:13:39# Eat my dust, oh, this is slow

0:13:39 > 0:13:43# By grace, watch me go-oh-oh.

0:13:43 > 0:13:45# La, la, la, la,

0:13:45 > 0:13:46# La, la, la, la

0:13:50 > 0:13:51# La, la, la, la,

0:13:56 > 0:13:57# La, la, la, la. #