Genie Inspector

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0:00:03 > 0:00:07I was delighted when Jamillah was born.

0:00:07 > 0:00:10The seventh child is always a lucky child.

0:00:10 > 0:00:14Her big brothers adored her, and she adored them.

0:00:17 > 0:00:21Her grandfather, Jiddo, told her magical stories,

0:00:21 > 0:00:23which is how she learned about me.

0:00:23 > 0:00:27Whoa-whoa-whoa-who-whoa! Who drew that? I'm way handsomer!

0:00:27 > 0:00:30Jamillah grew up to be courageous.

0:00:31 > 0:00:34One rainy day, Jiddo sent her up to the attic

0:00:34 > 0:00:37to get a box from his trunk.

0:00:44 > 0:00:47Boy, was she in for a surprise!

0:00:50 > 0:00:53If any genie's in this lamp,

0:00:53 > 0:00:55could you give me a wish?

0:00:55 > 0:00:57Your wish is my command!

0:01:01 > 0:01:04Listen, don't go dropping the lamp again, OK?

0:01:04 > 0:01:08But, greetings, oh wondrous one!

0:01:08 > 0:01:09Tell me your wish!

0:01:11 > 0:01:13I wish for...

0:01:15 > 0:01:17..an adventure.

0:02:10 > 0:02:12What's that smell, Genie?

0:02:12 > 0:02:15Are you making some sort of stink in your lamp?

0:02:15 > 0:02:18Just, um...home-made chocolate muffins!

0:02:18 > 0:02:22- The genie inspector loves them! - What's a genie inspector?

0:02:22 > 0:02:25Genies need a licence to practise magic.

0:02:25 > 0:02:27Every 100 years, the genie inspector tests us

0:02:27 > 0:02:31- to see if we're still up to it. - What happens if you fail?

0:02:31 > 0:02:34Well, I won't be able to grant any of your wishes.

0:02:34 > 0:02:38But not to worry, my skills are honed to perfection!

0:02:40 > 0:02:42Ah.

0:02:43 > 0:02:47Even if they weren't, the genie inspector's a good friend of mine,

0:02:47 > 0:02:50D'baah. I doubt he'll even bother with the test.

0:02:53 > 0:02:57Would you please shut that oven?

0:02:59 > 0:03:03- Sadia. What are you doing here? - I'm the new genie inspector.

0:03:03 > 0:03:06D'baah retired last month.

0:03:06 > 0:03:10You do know a genie's lamp should be scrupulously clean?

0:03:14 > 0:03:18And what on earth is this?

0:03:18 > 0:03:22It's part of my fine collection of memorabilia.

0:03:24 > 0:03:28- Part of my many and varied travels. - What are you doing?

0:03:28 > 0:03:32- Spying on Genie.- You were a flibbertigibbet in genie school,

0:03:32 > 0:03:35and in the past 1,000 years, you haven't changed one bit!

0:03:35 > 0:03:38- Why?- Because he's got a genie inspector inside.

0:03:38 > 0:03:41I don't think it's going very well.

0:03:41 > 0:03:45- Not a good start. - Would you care for a muffin?

0:03:45 > 0:03:51- I'll just get rid of the crunchier bits.- I never snack between meals.

0:03:51 > 0:03:54Your test will consist of three tasks,

0:03:54 > 0:03:58each one harder than the one before. You must pass them all.

0:03:58 > 0:04:01Obviously. Quite right, too!

0:04:01 > 0:04:06The first involves your master, so if you wouldn't mind introducing me?

0:04:06 > 0:04:08Right away.

0:04:20 > 0:04:21Sorry.

0:04:25 > 0:04:26Ta-da!

0:04:26 > 0:04:28Where's your master?

0:04:28 > 0:04:31I have two. Jamillah and Aladdin.

0:04:31 > 0:04:35- You're mastered by children? - What do you mean?

0:04:35 > 0:04:38- Jamillah. - By nice children.

0:04:38 > 0:04:42This is Sadia, an old friend of mine from genie school.

0:04:42 > 0:04:45- Hi, Sadia.- Hi, Sadia(!)

0:04:45 > 0:04:49Or should I say, hi, Mrs Inspector Inspectedness?

0:04:49 > 0:04:52- Sadia is fine.- Hmm.

0:04:52 > 0:04:55It's nice to finally meet an old friend from genie school.

0:04:55 > 0:04:58I guess you were both at the top of the class.

0:04:58 > 0:05:01Sadia always beat me to the top spot.

0:05:01 > 0:05:05But, it's always nice to have a bit of friendly competition, eh?

0:05:05 > 0:05:08Now, getting back to the task at hand.

0:05:08 > 0:05:12The rules clearly state that in the first part of the exam,

0:05:12 > 0:05:16it's between the genie and his master, singular.

0:05:16 > 0:05:18I will have to separate you.

0:05:20 > 0:05:25Oh, I guess I'll just be...going.

0:05:25 > 0:05:28The first task requires the candidate to conjure up

0:05:28 > 0:05:31something his master desires.

0:05:31 > 0:05:34So, if there's anything you'd like...

0:05:34 > 0:05:35- Oh, I know!- Out!

0:05:38 > 0:05:42So, you want me to ask Genie for something?

0:05:42 > 0:05:45I believe I made myself clear.

0:05:45 > 0:05:49OK. Um...a bird?

0:05:49 > 0:05:52You have to be specific.

0:05:52 > 0:05:57Do you mean a Madagascan elephant bird or a Tibetan...?

0:05:57 > 0:06:00Oh, no, that's way too complicated!

0:06:00 > 0:06:03I mean...scary.

0:06:03 > 0:06:05How about a...

0:06:05 > 0:06:08A chicken. That'll do.

0:06:08 > 0:06:11Let's see.

0:06:11 > 0:06:14Faruj, juraf, juraf, faruj!

0:06:18 > 0:06:21A real chicken, if you please.

0:06:21 > 0:06:24Right, of course. A real one.

0:06:26 > 0:06:30Egg or chicken, chicken or egg, which comes first?

0:06:31 > 0:06:33Ooka, I need you. Come here!

0:06:33 > 0:06:36OK, one more step.

0:06:43 > 0:06:45Pumped. OK.

0:06:45 > 0:06:49Jibla, jibla, faja!

0:06:50 > 0:06:54There we are, one live chicken! Go Genie!

0:06:54 > 0:06:57Yeah, go team Genie! That was almost too easy!

0:06:57 > 0:07:00Easy, you say. Well, if that's the case,

0:07:00 > 0:07:05then let's skip the easy part and get straight to the final event.

0:07:05 > 0:07:08Hey, what's going on?

0:07:12 > 0:07:15We can't do it here, everyone will see us.

0:07:18 > 0:07:20Whoa!

0:07:22 > 0:07:27- You're good, you're good.- Some of us paid attention at genie school.

0:07:41 > 0:07:44Don't worry. It'll all become clear.

0:07:44 > 0:07:48At my command, that rock will start rolling towards the targets in the

0:07:48 > 0:07:53circle. You must stop it from knocking them over.

0:07:53 > 0:07:54Simple enough.

0:07:56 > 0:07:58- Genie!- Genie?

0:07:58 > 0:08:01Genie.

0:08:01 > 0:08:06Let's go look for him. He's got to be around here somewhere!

0:08:06 > 0:08:08There they are!

0:08:08 > 0:08:10What are those?

0:08:13 > 0:08:16There's just one thing I haven't mentioned.

0:08:16 > 0:08:21When the boulder starts rolling, it won't be skittles in the circle.

0:08:26 > 0:08:30Hija, hijari, seka, sekari.

0:08:30 > 0:08:33- Genie!- Genie! - Get out of there, quick!

0:08:33 > 0:08:35We can't! Do something!

0:08:36 > 0:08:38Mufa leka leku!

0:08:38 > 0:08:40- Whoa!- Aaah!

0:08:40 > 0:08:42Jump!

0:08:45 > 0:08:48BOOM!

0:08:48 > 0:08:51Not bad. But we've only just begun.

0:08:54 > 0:08:57- Genie!- Think, Genie. Deep breath.

0:08:57 > 0:09:02Magic breath so strong and keen, la-wan, sha-mal, ka-ma-sin!

0:09:08 > 0:09:12Yes! Woohoo! Yes!

0:09:12 > 0:09:13Go, Genie!

0:09:13 > 0:09:16Let them go. That's enough.

0:09:16 > 0:09:20But you're doing so well. Let's try one more.

0:09:20 > 0:09:22No!

0:09:36 > 0:09:39HE SNARLS

0:09:39 > 0:09:41Aaaah!

0:09:41 > 0:09:43Genie! No!

0:09:43 > 0:09:47Askari, wa-kif, erra-ta!

0:09:47 > 0:09:49- Aaaaaargh!- Aaaaaargh!

0:09:49 > 0:09:52You must use real magic! Anything else is an automatic fail!

0:09:52 > 0:09:54I don't care!

0:10:02 > 0:10:05What happened? Where's the warrior?

0:10:05 > 0:10:08What warrior? There was never a warrior.

0:10:09 > 0:10:11Huh?

0:10:19 > 0:10:23- Can you please tell me what's going on?- They were illusions.

0:10:23 > 0:10:27All of them. Do you really think I'd put children in danger?

0:10:27 > 0:10:32I'm afraid that's a fail. Non-magical intervention.

0:10:32 > 0:10:34But he was just trying to help!

0:10:34 > 0:10:38Aren't genies supposed to protect their masters no matter what?

0:10:38 > 0:10:42If that warrior had been real, he'd have eaten you for breakfast.

0:10:42 > 0:10:46Exactly! Surely that must count for something!

0:10:46 > 0:10:49- Please.- Goodness!

0:10:49 > 0:10:51Masters that don't just want things.

0:10:51 > 0:10:55I can see why you think of them so highly.

0:10:55 > 0:10:57Give me your genie licence.

0:11:17 > 0:11:19Don't tell anyone.

0:11:19 > 0:11:21Ever.

0:11:23 > 0:11:26I passed! I passed!

0:11:26 > 0:11:28- Yes!- Yeah!

0:11:34 > 0:11:36How can we ever thank you?

0:11:36 > 0:11:37I'll be back in 100 years.

0:11:37 > 0:11:41Perhaps you can get him to clean his lamp by then.

0:11:41 > 0:11:46LAUGHTER

0:11:52 > 0:11:55With Genie's licence renewed and his magic safe,

0:11:55 > 0:11:57it was time for Jamillah to go.

0:11:57 > 0:12:00It was nice to get home and see her family,

0:12:00 > 0:12:04but Jamillah couldn't wait for her next adventure with Aladdin.

0:12:04 > 0:12:06And me, her brilliant genie.

0:12:09 > 0:12:13# So what is your wish? Say, O wondrous one

0:12:15 > 0:12:20# Just don't rock my lamp and your will is done

0:12:23 > 0:12:27# No need for applause Yes, I'm number one

0:12:29 > 0:12:34# A thousand years in here It's been too long

0:12:37 > 0:12:41# Your genius genie so smart and strong

0:12:43 > 0:12:48# Shazam, alakazam Oh, it's all gone wrong

0:12:50 > 0:12:53# She's Jamillah, she's a scamp

0:12:53 > 0:12:56# I'm the genie from the lamp

0:12:56 > 0:13:03# That's Aladdin, he's a lad in old Baghdad

0:13:04 > 0:13:07# She's Jamillah, she's a scamp

0:13:07 > 0:13:11# I'm the genie from the lamp

0:13:11 > 0:13:17# That's Aladdin, he's a lad in old Baghdad

0:13:17 > 0:13:21# She's Jamillah, she's a scamp

0:13:21 > 0:13:25# I'm the genie from the lamp

0:13:25 > 0:13:28# Just to keep my friends alive

0:13:28 > 0:13:32# That old warrior had to take a dive

0:13:32 > 0:13:35# La-la-la-la la-la-la

0:13:35 > 0:13:39# La-la-la-la la-la-la

0:13:39 > 0:13:42# La-la-la-la la-la-la

0:13:42 > 0:13:46# La-la-la-la la-la-la. #

0:13:46 > 0:13:48CHEERING