0:00:03 > 0:00:07Two famous twins. One ancient wall. And a very big adventure!
0:00:08 > 0:00:12- Jedward are about to bring the Romans back to life.- Attention!
0:00:12 > 0:00:18And surprise a group of sightseers with a tour they'll never forget.
0:00:18 > 0:00:19SCREAMING
0:00:19 > 0:00:22There can be only one winning guide.
0:00:23 > 0:00:26- So who will reign as Supreme Emperor?- Emperor Hadrian!
0:00:26 > 0:00:32And who will face a freezing forfeit? Let battle commence!
0:00:32 > 0:00:35- Rarrrr!- Ah, scary.
0:00:35 > 0:00:37# Come with us, there's so much to discover
0:00:37 > 0:00:39# Crazy adventures with me and my brother
0:00:39 > 0:00:42# We'll dig up things that will freak you out
0:00:42 > 0:00:45# This is Jedward's Big Adventure!
0:00:45 > 0:00:47# We're your tour guides, there's so much to do
0:00:47 > 0:00:49# There's a whole planet out there, and it's just for you
0:00:49 > 0:00:52# You never know what you'll find, it will mess with your mind
0:00:52 > 0:00:54# It's a hair raiser, trail blazer, totally wild
0:00:54 > 0:00:57# Jedward's Big Adventure! #
0:01:00 > 0:01:03Fire!
0:01:03 > 0:01:07Jedward are on a mission to visit our biggest attractions.
0:01:07 > 0:01:11And compete against each other to become the best tour guide.
0:01:12 > 0:01:16- Each with help from a celebrity friend.- Do I look like a raven?
0:01:18 > 0:01:20Now it's time to find today's location.
0:01:21 > 0:01:24- John, are we nearly there yet?- No.
0:01:24 > 0:01:28- John, are we nearly there yet? - Edward, stop asking that.
0:01:28 > 0:01:33We're not nearly there, and when we're there, I'll tell you.
0:01:33 > 0:01:35Edward, I think we're here.
0:01:39 > 0:01:42Well done, boys. They've found today's assignment.
0:01:42 > 0:01:47Hadrian's Wall is the UK's largest ancient monument.
0:01:47 > 0:01:51And for 2,000 years, it's cut Northern England in half
0:01:51 > 0:01:53from coast to coast.
0:01:53 > 0:01:59We came all this way for some wall? We have four walls in our bedroom!
0:01:59 > 0:02:02It's not just any wall... It's this week's mission!
0:02:02 > 0:02:04Let's see what it says.
0:02:04 > 0:02:06- Dear Jedward.- In 24 hours' time you will each have to give
0:02:06 > 0:02:11a group of tourists a guided tour of this ancient wall.
0:02:11 > 0:02:15Whoever gives the best tour will get to be a Roman emperor. Cool!
0:02:15 > 0:02:18But whoever loses will have to face a freezing forfeit
0:02:18 > 0:02:19called the Frigidarium!
0:02:22 > 0:02:26- Let's call some celebrities. - You're right.
0:02:26 > 0:02:28- I've no bars!- Don't worry, I see two ramblers.
0:02:28 > 0:02:31Wait a second, that's not two ramblers -
0:02:31 > 0:02:35that's Andy Akinwolere and Johny Pitts!
0:02:35 > 0:02:39Andy, John! Help us! we need your help.
0:02:39 > 0:02:41- John...- Guys!
0:02:41 > 0:02:45Take the binoculars off. We're right here.
0:02:45 > 0:02:48Sorry, it was the binoculars.
0:02:48 > 0:02:50Awesome, you guys are like, life-savers!
0:02:50 > 0:02:54What do you guys know about this massive wall here?
0:02:54 > 0:02:57Well, it's Hadrian's, and it's a wall as well.
0:02:57 > 0:03:01OK. We're going to go ask an expert. You guys relax, we'll get the facts.
0:03:03 > 0:03:05So the boys' challenge is simple.
0:03:05 > 0:03:10They have one day to find out about Hadrian's Wall, before tomorrow,
0:03:10 > 0:03:14when they'll compete against one another to be the best guide.
0:03:14 > 0:03:16Each assisted by a celebrity helper.
0:03:16 > 0:03:20John will team up with Andy, and Edward will have Johny.
0:03:20 > 0:03:24- John, do you know where you're standing?- No.
0:03:24 > 0:03:26You're standing in Roman remains.
0:03:26 > 0:03:30First they're off to a section of the wall called Sycamore Gap.
0:03:30 > 0:03:33To meet Gary, a man who can tell them a lot about the wall.
0:03:33 > 0:03:35There he is - hi, Gary.
0:03:35 > 0:03:39We've come all this way for a wall? Better be the best wall ever.
0:03:39 > 0:03:40This is Hadrian's Wall.
0:03:40 > 0:03:44- Who's Hadrian? - This guy is a Roman emperor.
0:03:44 > 0:03:46Why did he build this wall?
0:03:46 > 0:03:50Because this is the northern frontier of the Roman Empire.
0:03:50 > 0:03:53The wall was six metres high and three metres thick -
0:03:53 > 0:03:57and it wasn't just a wall, there was milecastles every mile,
0:03:57 > 0:03:59there was watchtowers stationed in between them,
0:03:59 > 0:04:03and 16 forts to house all the Roman soldiers.
0:04:03 > 0:04:06But don't think you can go around Hadrian's Wall.
0:04:06 > 0:04:10This ran for 80 Roman miles, right across the entire country.
0:04:12 > 0:04:14- Edward!- Got to build a wall!
0:04:14 > 0:04:17Do you think we should build a massive Jedward Wall?
0:04:17 > 0:04:21It took 15,000 Roman legionaries to build this one.
0:04:21 > 0:04:23You got that many friends to help you?
0:04:23 > 0:04:27- 400,000 followers on Twitter. - You might need a couple more.
0:04:30 > 0:04:33So the boys are so impressed by the wall, they want one themselves.
0:04:33 > 0:04:36Now they're off to the remains of a fort,
0:04:36 > 0:04:39to find out about Roman soldiers.
0:04:39 > 0:04:43Were the Roman soldiers from space, were they from the ocean...?
0:04:43 > 0:04:46They're coming all the way round the Mediterranean basin,
0:04:46 > 0:04:50from regions which are now Germany, Holland, France,
0:04:50 > 0:04:55Spain, Syria, Bulgaria, Hungary, and even North Africa.
0:04:55 > 0:04:57Though of course, being part of the Roman army,
0:04:57 > 0:05:01it was important that they all spoke Latin.
0:05:01 > 0:05:02United under the Roman flag,
0:05:02 > 0:05:06these soldiers all fought side by side against their enemy,
0:05:06 > 0:05:09the barbarians.
0:05:09 > 0:05:11I think I see a barbarian!
0:05:11 > 0:05:15That's not a barbarian, that's a cow. Or is it a sheep, a goat?
0:05:15 > 0:05:19- No, it's a cow.- It's a sheep.
0:05:19 > 0:05:23Tomorrow, the boys will be guiding tourists around here themselves,
0:05:23 > 0:05:27each assisted by a celebrity helper.
0:05:27 > 0:05:30I think it's all to play for, really. You know you're going down.
0:05:30 > 0:05:34It's on. Regardless of which twin we've got, I'm going to win.
0:05:34 > 0:05:38- We might be friends, but this is a battle.- Yeah, today we're enemies.
0:05:38 > 0:05:40So the battle lines are drawn.
0:05:40 > 0:05:44The team who gets the most correct facts across to the tourists, wins.
0:05:44 > 0:05:48Here we are in a house which has produced evidence
0:05:48 > 0:05:52- of spinning and weaving.- Cool! - Moving on. Let's go.
0:05:52 > 0:05:55Success depends on Jedward remembering
0:05:55 > 0:05:58everything they find out today.
0:05:58 > 0:06:00This next place should make an impression.
0:06:00 > 0:06:03Can you guess what it is?
0:06:03 > 0:06:07- A swimming pool? - You wouldn't want to swim in this.
0:06:07 > 0:06:10- This is a latrine. - What's that?- A toilet.
0:06:10 > 0:06:13This is a toilet? It doesn't look like a toilet.
0:06:13 > 0:06:16It's one big toilet for lots of people
0:06:16 > 0:06:18and there is no doors between them.
0:06:18 > 0:06:22- That would be so smelly!- It would be, but there's more to it than that.
0:06:22 > 0:06:25Romans didn't have toilet paper.
0:06:25 > 0:06:28They used a sponge on the end of a stick.
0:06:28 > 0:06:30It was called a spongia.
0:06:30 > 0:06:32And when you finished using it,
0:06:32 > 0:06:35you gave it a rinse in a bit of water
0:06:35 > 0:06:38and then passed it on for somebody else to use.
0:06:38 > 0:06:40Which may explain the expression,
0:06:40 > 0:06:44you've got the wrong end of the stick.
0:06:44 > 0:06:50- That's sick!- I know, it's so sick! That's totally barbarian.
0:06:50 > 0:06:53Clearly, the boys are shocked by the shared facilities,
0:06:53 > 0:06:57but this is a story the boys will need to recreate tomorrow.
0:06:57 > 0:07:00Imagine going into a public toilet, not knowing anyone,
0:07:00 > 0:07:01and just going to the toilet?
0:07:01 > 0:07:04I don't even like sharing toys! Come on!
0:07:04 > 0:07:08- John, I hope I get this. I'll make poo-sticks!- I want to do that!
0:07:08 > 0:07:11- No, I'm doing it!- I want to do it! - I make loads of poo-sticks.
0:07:11 > 0:07:15- I'm doing it!- I want to do it.- I'm doing it!- I know for a fact...
0:07:15 > 0:07:18- I want to do it.- I hope I get it.
0:07:18 > 0:07:22Relax, boys. There's no point fighting over poo-sticks.
0:07:22 > 0:07:24They'll find out later which of today's six stories
0:07:24 > 0:07:28they will be recreating for their tours tomorrow.
0:07:28 > 0:07:31Next up, it's time to go to the Roman baths.
0:07:31 > 0:07:34Why are the baths so important in Roman history?
0:07:34 > 0:07:39The reason why baths are important and that people have showers is
0:07:39 > 0:07:42to make sure they don't smell. Cos if you smell, people won't hug you.
0:07:42 > 0:07:43People won't say "hey" to you.
0:07:46 > 0:07:49Now they are off to meet Roman bath expert Chris.
0:07:49 > 0:07:52And I thought Jedward's outfits were a little over the top.
0:07:52 > 0:07:53All right, Chris?
0:07:53 > 0:07:57- What's up? I'm John.- I'm Edward. - Together, we are Jedward.
0:07:57 > 0:07:59- What are you?- I am a Roman Centurion.
0:07:59 > 0:08:04- It's a leader of men in the Roman army.- And you have really cool hair.
0:08:04 > 0:08:07We are so excited cos we feel like be fit in loads. What is this place?
0:08:07 > 0:08:09This is a Roman bath house,
0:08:09 > 0:08:12where the Roman soldiers go through the Roman bathing sequence.
0:08:12 > 0:08:15Cool, and how many baths are here? Loads?
0:08:15 > 0:08:18It's a series of rooms that you would go to,
0:08:18 > 0:08:21rather like a modern Turkish bath. After the Romans had changed,
0:08:21 > 0:08:25they went straight into the sudatorium, the sweating room.
0:08:25 > 0:08:28An incredibly hot room with warm air from the furnace being
0:08:28 > 0:08:31pumped through the walls, floor, and ceiling.
0:08:31 > 0:08:32Then it was into the caldarium,
0:08:32 > 0:08:35where hot steam would open up the pores.
0:08:35 > 0:08:37Then they would cover themselves in cleaning oils,
0:08:37 > 0:08:41and then scrape them with a blunt knife, or strigil.
0:08:41 > 0:08:44Finally finishing off with a bracing plunge
0:08:44 > 0:08:46into the water of the frigidarium.
0:08:46 > 0:08:51- What's a frigidarium?- A frigidarium is a cold plunge bath.- Really cold?
0:08:51 > 0:08:55- Yes, indeed.- 10 out of 10 cold?- Yes. - Ice, ice baby cold?- Indeed.
0:08:55 > 0:08:58# Ice, ice, baby cold. #
0:08:58 > 0:09:01So Jedward have now discovered the forfeit
0:09:01 > 0:09:03for losing tomorrow's tour.
0:09:03 > 0:09:07It's a bracing dip in the cold bath.
0:09:07 > 0:09:09- I'm not going in the frigidarium. - I'm not going in the frigidarium!
0:09:09 > 0:09:11- I don't care, I'm not going there. - I'm not going, either.
0:09:11 > 0:09:15- No, I know I'm not going, cos you are going to lose!- I'm not going in.
0:09:15 > 0:09:17- How can I if you're going in?- You're going in, you're going to lose.
0:09:17 > 0:09:22- Where did Chris go?- Where's Chris? Where did he go?
0:09:22 > 0:09:25Chris! Chris!
0:09:25 > 0:09:26He must have gone in the frigidarium.
0:09:28 > 0:09:30Actually, he has gone to gather up his troops.
0:09:30 > 0:09:34Because now, it's time for Jedward to join the Roman army.
0:09:38 > 0:09:41What's up! Grrraaaagh!
0:09:41 > 0:09:43I'm Soldier John.
0:09:43 > 0:09:44I'm Soldier Edward.
0:09:44 > 0:09:48Together, we are Soldier Jedward. We're the best soldiers around.
0:09:48 > 0:09:51Why was the Roman army so successful?
0:09:51 > 0:09:53Because of its organisation and discipline.
0:09:53 > 0:09:57The ordinary soldier looks like this chap here. You can see
0:09:57 > 0:09:59he has a big helmet to protect his head.
0:09:59 > 0:10:03- What's this? This shield? - This shield is called a scutum.
0:10:03 > 0:10:06So, in battle, how would he protect himself?
0:10:06 > 0:10:08If I was coming at him like this?
0:10:08 > 0:10:11The soldiers would form themselves into a square.
0:10:12 > 0:10:15Those at the front and edges would cover their sides,
0:10:15 > 0:10:18whilst the troops in the middle held their shields
0:10:18 > 0:10:21over their heads to form a hard protective shell.
0:10:22 > 0:10:26This enabled them to withstand any enemy bombardment,
0:10:26 > 0:10:29before launching an attack of their own.
0:10:29 > 0:10:31And what did they call this formation?
0:10:31 > 0:10:34The testudo, or in English, the "tortoise".
0:10:34 > 0:10:37- Edward, I want to be a Roman soldier. - Let's do this.
0:10:39 > 0:10:43Tomorrow, the boys must demonstrate how the Romans were the most
0:10:43 > 0:10:45powerful fighting army of their time.
0:10:45 > 0:10:47Just like these guys.
0:10:50 > 0:10:52- Get them!- Come on, guys, you are warriors, you are bears!
0:10:55 > 0:10:58Now they've seen how it's done, it's time to find out
0:10:58 > 0:11:00if they have got what it takes.
0:11:02 > 0:11:04No, that's not right.
0:11:04 > 0:11:06You need to use your shield and get stuck in with the shield.
0:11:06 > 0:11:08Try and knock him off balance. Get stuck in.
0:11:08 > 0:11:11Use your shields more! Use your shields!
0:11:11 > 0:11:13Push each other, push, push, push!
0:11:13 > 0:11:18One day, we'll be the best soldiers the world has ever seen.
0:11:19 > 0:11:23Well, with practice, anything is possible, I suppose.
0:11:23 > 0:11:26Now it is time for Jedward's final fact on today's voyage of discovery.
0:11:28 > 0:11:29Two centuries ago,
0:11:29 > 0:11:33the Roman fort of Vindolanda was an impressive settlement.
0:11:33 > 0:11:38Now, its ruins are a fantastic place for archaeological buried treasure.
0:11:38 > 0:11:42We are here on an archaeological dig. Cute outfit, Edward.
0:11:42 > 0:11:43What do you think of your boots?
0:11:43 > 0:11:46It is the first time I've ever worn boots.
0:11:46 > 0:11:50But today is really cold and could get muddy, so I've got to look good.
0:11:52 > 0:11:55- What's up? I'm John.- I'm Edward. - What's your name?
0:11:55 > 0:11:58- I'm Justin. I'm an archaeologist. - Why is archaeology so important?
0:11:58 > 0:12:01The cool thing about it, is that you find things that people
0:12:01 > 0:12:03dropped in the soil 2,000 years ago.
0:12:03 > 0:12:08How is it buried? Is it like one day, a massive mud wall came on top of it?
0:12:08 > 0:12:11In Roman times, just like today, buildings would get old
0:12:11 > 0:12:15and need to be demolished to make room for new ones.
0:12:16 > 0:12:20After knocking down a structure, the Romans would lay down
0:12:20 > 0:12:23a layer of clay or turf before the new building was put up.
0:12:23 > 0:12:26That layer protected anything lost underneath it,
0:12:26 > 0:12:29creating the perfect conditions for preservation
0:12:29 > 0:12:32and leaving us with a hoard of treasure to unearth.
0:12:32 > 0:12:35The most famous thing to have been found at the site
0:12:35 > 0:12:38are writing tablets. That's what they looked like.
0:12:38 > 0:12:41- What does it say? - That one says, Flavius Cerialis.
0:12:41 > 0:12:43That was the commander here
0:12:43 > 0:12:46and he was in charge of around 750 soldiers.
0:12:48 > 0:12:50So that's it. Jedward have been given
0:12:50 > 0:12:53all the facts that they need to know for their tours tomorrow.
0:12:53 > 0:12:56So it's time to head back to Jedward HQ,
0:12:56 > 0:12:59and meet up with their celebrity assistants,
0:12:59 > 0:13:02and discover which stories they are going to have to recreate.
0:13:02 > 0:13:06- OK, let's work back. See what we got.- OK.- How the wall was built.
0:13:06 > 0:13:09I made these bricks out of polystyrene.
0:13:09 > 0:13:13Let's get the crazy tourists to build the wall out of these.
0:13:13 > 0:13:17They aren't heavy, they don't hurt. They're made of polystyrene.
0:13:17 > 0:13:18That actually hurt a little bit.
0:13:18 > 0:13:22Tomorrow OK, we have got to cover these topics. First one, Barbarians.
0:13:22 > 0:13:26- You can be a Roman.- Oh, right. This is a special hat(!)
0:13:26 > 0:13:29- I can be a barbarian, going raaah! - Do you like going to the toilet?
0:13:29 > 0:13:32Er, yes, when I need to.
0:13:32 > 0:13:36- All they had was this.- Yes. - And a sponge.
0:13:37 > 0:13:41- I'll be the barbarian tomorrow, OK? - OK.- I'll put all this cool wig.
0:13:41 > 0:13:44Then I'll put all these rags on. Look at me, I'm a barbarian!
0:13:44 > 0:13:47So you are dressed up as an emperor, right?
0:13:47 > 0:13:50- And you've got me cleaning toilets, is that how it goes?- Yeah.
0:13:50 > 0:13:52- All ready?- Yeah, ready.- Awesome.
0:13:52 > 0:13:54I didn't get any of that, but let's do it.
0:13:54 > 0:13:58- I'm John, you're Andy, and together, we are... Jandy.- Well done.
0:13:58 > 0:14:01Planning over, the teams need a good night's sleep.
0:14:03 > 0:14:04Night, night, boys.
0:14:04 > 0:14:07ALARM CLOCK
0:14:07 > 0:14:11Morning! It's 7.00am on day two.
0:14:11 > 0:14:15And a group of unsuspecting tourists have just arrived at Hadrian's Wall.
0:14:16 > 0:14:19They have absolutely no idea
0:14:19 > 0:14:22that Jedward are about to be their guides.
0:14:22 > 0:14:25We go out there, "What's up, guys?
0:14:25 > 0:14:28"You're not going to get normal tourist guides, you're going to get
0:14:28 > 0:14:31- "us and Andy and Johny." - Teamwork, yeah?
0:14:31 > 0:14:34It's time for a huge surprise.
0:14:36 > 0:14:38- What's up, guys!- What's up!
0:14:38 > 0:14:41- I'm John.- I'm Edward. - Together, we are Jedward.
0:14:41 > 0:14:43We are going to be giving you guys
0:14:43 > 0:14:46a tour of Hadrian's Wall and all cool things.
0:14:46 > 0:14:47- Are you excited?- Yeah.
0:14:47 > 0:14:48We're going to select two teams.
0:14:48 > 0:14:51I'm Team John and he's Team Edward.
0:14:51 > 0:14:55And we got two celebrity friends. Andy Akinwolere and Johny Pitts!
0:14:55 > 0:14:58- Just like Brad Pitt! There he is! - Hello, how are we?
0:14:58 > 0:15:03- Before me and Andy start, I'm John. - I'm Andy.- And together we are Jandy!
0:15:03 > 0:15:07- He's Johnny and I'm Edward... - And together we are...
0:15:07 > 0:15:10- Jedward, still.- Are you ready for an action-packed amazing day?
0:15:10 > 0:15:11GROUP: Yeah!
0:15:11 > 0:15:14- Let's go, crazy tourists! - Let's go do this!
0:15:14 > 0:15:20So this is it. It's time for Jedward's tour of Hadrian's Wall.
0:15:20 > 0:15:23To decide the winning team, the tourists will face a test
0:15:23 > 0:15:27at the end of the day, so each team must deliver the correct facts.
0:15:28 > 0:15:30First up, it's Edward and Johny,
0:15:30 > 0:15:36and they have the difficult task of explaining who built the wall.
0:15:36 > 0:15:38- Come on, soldier!- Hang on, Edward.
0:15:38 > 0:15:43- This is heavy, you know!- I'm Hadrian, not Edward! I'm Emperor Hadrian!
0:15:43 > 0:15:46I want these tourists to take me serious!
0:15:46 > 0:15:49- You look dead serious, honestly.- This is a tunic!
0:15:49 > 0:15:52It looks like it. Definitely not a dress!
0:15:52 > 0:15:56Why are you standing like that? Stand up straight!
0:15:56 > 0:15:59- Is that OK, Emperor?- Yeah.
0:15:59 > 0:16:05Good. So, Team J-Edward are going all out with a dress-up performance.
0:16:05 > 0:16:09They must make the tourists remember how long the wall is in Roman miles.
0:16:09 > 0:16:12It's a very special day at Hadrian's Wall today
0:16:12 > 0:16:17because we have got a celebrity from the Ancient Times with us.
0:16:17 > 0:16:20- He is the Emperor.- Emperor Hadrian.
0:16:20 > 0:16:23I built this wall in 122 AD.
0:16:23 > 0:16:26It's an incredible wall. It runs for 73 miles,
0:16:26 > 0:16:27that's 80 Roman miles.
0:16:27 > 0:16:3080 Roman miles! How many Roman miles?
0:16:30 > 0:16:33GROUP: 80 Roman miles.
0:16:33 > 0:16:35Do you want to help me build it back to its final glory?
0:16:35 > 0:16:37GROUP: Yes!
0:16:37 > 0:16:41You all build a wall while I stand here and look cool.
0:16:44 > 0:16:48- It wasn't like this when we built the wall, Emperor.- Good old days.
0:16:48 > 0:16:51This wall can't withstand that. Build it much stronger!
0:16:54 > 0:16:56DING!
0:16:56 > 0:17:00Very impressive, Roman soldiers. Let's see if it withstands the wind.
0:17:03 > 0:17:04What is this?!
0:17:04 > 0:17:07- That's awful.- Not good enough!
0:17:07 > 0:17:09Get out of here!
0:17:12 > 0:17:14Excellent performance, Edward.
0:17:14 > 0:17:17Now, it's over to Jandy,
0:17:17 > 0:17:20who are determined not to be outdone on the dressing-up.
0:17:20 > 0:17:21Rarrrr!
0:17:21 > 0:17:25Oh! For their first tour, they'll need to tell the tourists
0:17:25 > 0:17:28who the wall was designed to keep out.
0:17:28 > 0:17:29Woooo!
0:17:29 > 0:17:32And their tactic is to mention the word "Barbarian"
0:17:32 > 0:17:34as many times as possible.
0:17:35 > 0:17:40Now, the reason we built this wall, to keep out those Barbarians.
0:17:40 > 0:17:43Stinky, smelly, ill-mannered, unlike us Ro...
0:17:43 > 0:17:48Roman! I threw my ball over! Can I have my ball back?
0:17:48 > 0:17:52Talking about Barbarians...
0:17:52 > 0:17:53There's one right now.
0:17:53 > 0:17:57- Give me my ball back! - Take your ball. Go on, off you go.
0:17:57 > 0:17:59Barbarians for life! Raaaar!
0:17:59 > 0:18:03Who wants to be a Barbarian, and who wants to be a Roman?
0:18:03 > 0:18:05Barbarians, get to the other side of the wall.
0:18:05 > 0:18:09- Barbarians are the best! Go, barbarians!- Come on.
0:18:09 > 0:18:12Well, they've certainly hammered home the key fact,
0:18:12 > 0:18:15but it doesn't stop there.
0:18:15 > 0:18:18John's painting "B" for "Barbarian" on the tourists' faces.
0:18:18 > 0:18:22M. Mummy Barbarian.
0:18:22 > 0:18:23Rarrrr!
0:18:23 > 0:18:26B-B-B-BARBARIAN!
0:18:27 > 0:18:29OK, troops, line up!
0:18:32 > 0:18:33Oh, no!
0:18:33 > 0:18:36Hey, Roman! Can we have our b-b-ball back?
0:18:36 > 0:18:38BALL BURSTS
0:18:38 > 0:18:40EVIL LAUGHTER
0:18:40 > 0:18:42Team Jandy's performance was impressive.
0:18:42 > 0:18:45But what do the tourists think?
0:18:45 > 0:18:47They got the facts more in.
0:18:47 > 0:18:49It's really good. I liked it.
0:18:49 > 0:18:52Now it's back to Team Edward.
0:18:52 > 0:18:55They need to explain the story of the Roman loo,
0:18:55 > 0:18:58and they've gone for a simple approach with only one prop -
0:18:58 > 0:18:59the poo-stick.
0:18:59 > 0:19:03Who needs to use the toilet? I really, really have to go!
0:19:03 > 0:19:07Don't worry, because we are actually now standing in an ancient toilet,
0:19:07 > 0:19:09- which is called...- A latrine.
0:19:09 > 0:19:13And guys, at the time, they had no toilet paper, OK?
0:19:13 > 0:19:16They had this. It was called a sponge stick.
0:19:16 > 0:19:19To use the Latin term, this was called a spongia, just simply that.
0:19:19 > 0:19:23- You need to clean yourself, yeah, right there, all over.- Uuurgh!
0:19:23 > 0:19:25This one was actually used at the time.
0:19:25 > 0:19:26THEY LAUGH
0:19:26 > 0:19:30It was a communal toilet, and they would have sat here,
0:19:30 > 0:19:31gone to the toilet...
0:19:31 > 0:19:33- Sound effects... - FARTING
0:19:33 > 0:19:35- Yeah. - And you know what, guys?
0:19:35 > 0:19:39They used the same spongia between all the people that were in here.
0:19:39 > 0:19:41Yeah, it was pretty gross.
0:19:41 > 0:19:44We want to give you a little souvenir.
0:19:44 > 0:19:47These are made by me, these are works of art. Spongias for everyone!
0:19:47 > 0:19:49There you go.
0:19:49 > 0:19:52Next time you run out of toilet paper, you use your spongia.
0:19:52 > 0:19:55Get yours now for £9.99.
0:19:55 > 0:19:57Oh!
0:19:57 > 0:19:58THEY LAUGH
0:19:58 > 0:20:01I just hit a girl in the face. Sorry, you're really, really cool.
0:20:01 > 0:20:04Oops! It was going so well, as well.
0:20:04 > 0:20:08Until Edward threw one of his poo sticks into a tourist's face.
0:20:08 > 0:20:12John and Andy's next story is the Roman bath.
0:20:12 > 0:20:16They're planning to bring the experience back to life with, um...
0:20:16 > 0:20:18a few dressing gowns and some buckets of water.
0:20:18 > 0:20:21- Are you sure this is a good idea? - It's a very good idea.
0:20:21 > 0:20:25- Just get your facts right. - Are you sure it's a good idea?- Yes.
0:20:25 > 0:20:27Remember, think like a winner, be a winner.
0:20:27 > 0:20:29Great positive mental attitude, team.
0:20:29 > 0:20:34The tourists are on their way for their first Roman spa treatment.
0:20:34 > 0:20:36Welcome to the Roman bath house!
0:20:36 > 0:20:39We are going to be your spa attendants today.
0:20:39 > 0:20:40Are you guys excited?
0:20:40 > 0:20:41ALL: Yes!
0:20:41 > 0:20:45All they need to do is successfully get across the name of the device
0:20:45 > 0:20:48- used for scraping off oils. - HE LAUGHS
0:20:48 > 0:20:52And John's volunteered for this mucky demonstration.
0:20:52 > 0:20:54Wait a sec... THEY LAUGH
0:20:54 > 0:20:56GIRLS SCREAM
0:20:56 > 0:20:57Dull subject!
0:20:57 > 0:21:01Once the oils have been applied, we shall scrape them off with the...
0:21:01 > 0:21:04- Strigil - what's it called? - What's it called?
0:21:04 > 0:21:06- ALL: Strigil. - So I shall...
0:21:06 > 0:21:08- JOHN SCREAMS - No, no, come here!
0:21:08 > 0:21:12OK, once we've done that, we need to reopen those pores
0:21:12 > 0:21:15- by applying some hot water... - What?- ..in the lipidarium.
0:21:15 > 0:21:17- No, no, not my hair! - Oh no!
0:21:17 > 0:21:19Whoopsie!
0:21:19 > 0:21:23- Wha? No!- We need to take the gentleman to the frigidarium...
0:21:23 > 0:21:26- No way! No! - ..and apply some cold water.
0:21:28 > 0:21:31- Ooh... Ahh...- So cold!
0:21:31 > 0:21:33We seem to have run out of water.
0:21:33 > 0:21:34- THEY SCREAM - Yes.
0:21:34 > 0:21:38- How do you feel now, sir?- I feel so cold!- But do you feel cleansed?
0:21:38 > 0:21:40HE SOBS Yes.
0:21:40 > 0:21:46Good show! John certainly got a full-on Roman spa experience.
0:21:46 > 0:21:50But did all that drenching distract the tourists from the key facts?
0:21:50 > 0:21:52The winning team will be the one
0:21:52 > 0:21:55that makes the tourists remember the most.
0:21:55 > 0:22:00Now it's time for Team Edward's final story - the Roman army.
0:22:00 > 0:22:03They've got a madcap demonstration planned,
0:22:03 > 0:22:06and they've certainly got into character. Well, Edward has.
0:22:06 > 0:22:08Ten-shun!
0:22:08 > 0:22:11We are legionnaires...
0:22:11 > 0:22:15Sorry, I've got a pebble in my sandal and it's really awkward.
0:22:15 > 0:22:16Oh, dear, not the best start.
0:22:16 > 0:22:19But all they need to do
0:22:19 > 0:22:22is make the tourists remember the name of the shields. In Latin. Easy.
0:22:22 > 0:22:26When we'd go into war, what we'd do is we'd use our scutums.
0:22:26 > 0:22:30It's a Latin name for a shield. What is it?
0:22:30 > 0:22:31ALL: Scutum!
0:22:31 > 0:22:35- You put a bunch of them together to create what is known as...- A turtle!
0:22:35 > 0:22:37No! It's actually called a tortoise!
0:22:37 > 0:22:42Oh, dear! Bit of confusion about the name of the formation there.
0:22:43 > 0:22:46Now, we want to see if you can form a good tortoise.
0:22:46 > 0:22:49Are you ready for the challenge? ALL: Yes!
0:22:49 > 0:22:53That's right, remember what you're doing here.
0:22:53 > 0:22:55It's supposed to look like the shell of a tortoise.
0:22:55 > 0:22:58Pull yourselves together, men! And girls.
0:22:58 > 0:23:01Now, we want to see you guys move!
0:23:01 > 0:23:07MUSIC: "I Like To Move It" by Reel 2 Real
0:23:07 > 0:23:11What we're going to do to you now could be very, very serious.
0:23:11 > 0:23:13Yeah, serious!
0:23:13 > 0:23:14What we doing?
0:23:14 > 0:23:16We're throwing water balloons!
0:23:17 > 0:23:19Take that, enemies!
0:23:22 > 0:23:24Get them!
0:23:24 > 0:23:26You shall be defeated!
0:23:27 > 0:23:29Let's see if any of you got wet,
0:23:29 > 0:23:32and if you did, you would have been killed.
0:23:32 > 0:23:37- They're alive! They're alive!- No, I can see some wet ones, they're dead.
0:23:37 > 0:23:40Dead, dead. You're all dead, it's just me and you, Ed.
0:23:40 > 0:23:43- To live forever!- Let's go.
0:23:43 > 0:23:47Team J-Edward certainly put the tourists through their paces,
0:23:47 > 0:23:51but all that water pelting may have distracted them from the facts.
0:23:51 > 0:23:55We did get, like, wet, and stuff. But it was really good. I liked it.
0:23:55 > 0:23:59Now, it's over to John and Andy for their final story.
0:23:59 > 0:24:01They need to explain about archaeology,
0:24:01 > 0:24:05and they have a plan which they think will deliver results.
0:24:05 > 0:24:07I want to make it fun for the tourists, OK?
0:24:07 > 0:24:10We're going to bury these. All things Jedward.
0:24:10 > 0:24:12- Are these Jedward branded goods? - Yes.
0:24:12 > 0:24:16They need to tell the tourists what were the most famous items
0:24:16 > 0:24:18to be dug up at Vindolanda.
0:24:18 > 0:24:22The most important thing that was found here was Jedward stuff.
0:24:22 > 0:24:26- No, it wasn't, it was the Vindolanda tablet.- Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
0:24:26 > 0:24:30- The Vindolanda tablet.- The what? ALL: Vindolanda tablet!
0:24:30 > 0:24:34- We came up with an awesome idea... - We did.- ..of burying Jedward stuff.
0:24:34 > 0:24:37- Here are...- Your tools.- Here you go. - Enjoy. Go for it.
0:24:37 > 0:24:40- Hairspray!- It's Jedward hairspray! Wooo!
0:24:41 > 0:24:43- Hairdryer!- Oh, oh...!
0:24:43 > 0:24:47Unearthing all the Jedward treasure seems like a hit with the tourists.
0:24:47 > 0:24:51- But were the facts also buried in the chaos?- Go, go, go!
0:24:51 > 0:24:53Well, we'll find out soon enough,
0:24:53 > 0:24:57as both teams have now completed their tours.
0:24:57 > 0:25:00Guys, you guys have been awesome. Wow! It was totally cool.
0:25:00 > 0:25:03Save our lives and hope we don't get that forfeit, yeah?
0:25:03 > 0:25:06So, it's the moment of truth.
0:25:06 > 0:25:09Have the tourists learned all those vital facts?
0:25:09 > 0:25:11B for Barbarian.
0:25:11 > 0:25:14Or were the togas and poo-sticks too much of a distraction?
0:25:14 > 0:25:16- Ow!- Oh no!
0:25:16 > 0:25:20It's time to find out as the tourists take the big test.
0:25:20 > 0:25:23What did the Romans call the tribes
0:25:23 > 0:25:26- who lived on the other side of the wall?- Barbarian!
0:25:26 > 0:25:28Barbarians.
0:25:28 > 0:25:32They're being asked one question on each of the stories.
0:25:32 > 0:25:34- Whoopsie!- For each correct answer,
0:25:34 > 0:25:37there's a point in it for the team that told that story.
0:25:37 > 0:25:39What did they call their shields?
0:25:39 > 0:25:42Scutum.
0:25:42 > 0:25:44And the team with the most points will win...
0:25:44 > 0:25:45BALL BURSTS
0:25:45 > 0:25:51..while the losers will face an icy cold bath in the frigidarium.
0:25:52 > 0:25:56The test is now over. It's time to reveal the final score.
0:25:56 > 0:25:59Results are in for Jedward's Big Adventure at Hadrian's Wall.
0:26:04 > 0:26:07It's a draw, with both teams scoring 32 points each.
0:26:07 > 0:26:09- What?!- What?!
0:26:09 > 0:26:11- What?!- What?!
0:26:11 > 0:26:15For the first time on Jedward's Big Adventure, it's jedlock!
0:26:15 > 0:26:16Both teams have scored the same,
0:26:16 > 0:26:20so it all comes down to a vote from the tourists
0:26:20 > 0:26:23as to which team they thought was the best guide.
0:26:23 > 0:26:27And the winners, with nine points against three...
0:26:27 > 0:26:28are...
0:26:32 > 0:26:34- ..John and Andy. - THEY CHEER
0:26:36 > 0:26:38Yay! Yay!
0:26:38 > 0:26:42The losers need to prepare for the frigidarium.
0:26:42 > 0:26:43No...
0:26:43 > 0:26:48- Yes.- No...- You guys are going into the frigidarium, ooh!
0:26:48 > 0:26:52- It's going to be so cold!- While the winners will be crowned emperors.
0:26:52 > 0:26:53BOTH: Yes!
0:26:53 > 0:26:57So it's another victory for John.
0:26:57 > 0:27:00He's won three shows, while Edward has won two.
0:27:02 > 0:27:05John and Andy now take their prize.
0:27:05 > 0:27:07- I'm Emperor John.- I'm Emperor Andy.
0:27:07 > 0:27:09And together we are... BOTH: Emperor Jandy!
0:27:09 > 0:27:12- Woo!- Hey, where are those slaves?
0:27:12 > 0:27:13Slaves! Slaves!
0:27:13 > 0:27:18- Slaves! You guys smell so bad! - Get in the frigidarium, go on!
0:27:18 > 0:27:22- Get in the frigidarium!- So...cold... - Get inside the bath!
0:27:22 > 0:27:24So cold!
0:27:24 > 0:27:26Down, slaves!
0:27:26 > 0:27:28This is just boiling hot, it's...
0:27:28 > 0:27:35EDWARD SCREAMS AND WHIMPERS
0:27:38 > 0:27:40Slaves, revolt! Run!
0:27:40 > 0:27:42EDWARD SCREAMS
0:27:49 > 0:27:51SHOUTING AND SCREAMING
0:27:51 > 0:27:53- INDISTINCT - What are you doing?
0:27:54 > 0:27:56Run!
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