0:00:02 > 0:00:03The United Kingdom, land of hope and glory.
0:00:03 > 0:00:07Who better to entrust with our nation's heritage than...
0:00:07 > 0:00:08Jedward?!
0:00:08 > 0:00:11Today the twins are in Cheddar Gorge, and competing to give some
0:00:11 > 0:00:15surprised tourists a cheesy tour that they'll never forget.
0:00:15 > 0:00:17Yo, Jamie, give me a beat!
0:00:18 > 0:00:20Will the teams' knowledge set the world on fire?
0:00:20 > 0:00:23Whoa! It's like some sort of crazy magic!
0:00:23 > 0:00:25Or will they hit rock bottom?
0:00:25 > 0:00:28# It's a stalactite! It's a stalagmite! #
0:00:28 > 0:00:31It's time for Jedward's Big Adventure!
0:00:31 > 0:00:32Oh, my Jedward!
0:00:32 > 0:00:35# Come with us, there's so much to discover!
0:00:35 > 0:00:38# Crazy adventures with me and my brother
0:00:38 > 0:00:40# We'll dig up things that will freak you out
0:00:40 > 0:00:43# Jedward's Big Adventure
0:00:43 > 0:00:45# We'll be your tour guides There's so much to do
0:00:45 > 0:00:48# There's a whole planet out there and it's just for you!
0:00:48 > 0:00:50# Never know what you'll find It'll mess with your mind
0:00:50 > 0:00:53# Hair-rasing, trail-blazing Totally wild!
0:00:53 > 0:00:55# Jedward's Big Adventure. #
0:00:58 > 0:01:00The Cheddar Gorge in Somerset,
0:01:00 > 0:01:03a world famous beauty spot with stunning cliff tops,
0:01:03 > 0:01:08spooky caves and all sorts of rare and interesting wildlife.
0:01:08 > 0:01:10Like him. Hello, mate!
0:01:10 > 0:01:12Talking of which, where's Jedward?
0:01:12 > 0:01:15We're here, Edward, the Cheddar Gorge!
0:01:15 > 0:01:18- Whoa, I can't believe this is all made of cheese!- Edward!
0:01:18 > 0:01:22What are you doing? Don't you want some bread and pickle with that?
0:01:22 > 0:01:24Yeah, that would be awesome, John.
0:01:24 > 0:01:27Edward, look! It's our mission.
0:01:27 > 0:01:29"Dear Jedward, welcome to Cheddar Gorge.
0:01:29 > 0:01:31"In just 24 hours' time, you'll each have to give
0:01:31 > 0:01:35"a group of tourists a guided tour around the gorge.
0:01:35 > 0:01:37"You'll be going into caves, climbing rocks
0:01:37 > 0:01:39"and meeting a 9,000-year-old-man."
0:01:39 > 0:01:42John, that's, like, as old a Louis Walsh!
0:01:42 > 0:01:44Or even as old as Simon Cowell!
0:01:44 > 0:01:48"Today's winners will get to play a gamed called curds and 'wa-hey'.
0:01:48 > 0:01:51"Where they get to roll the loser around in a giant ball
0:01:51 > 0:01:53"full of cheesy curds and whey."
0:01:53 > 0:01:55DRAMATIC ORCHESTRAL STING
0:01:57 > 0:02:00- Aw!- John, we're going to need some help.
0:02:00 > 0:02:02Hey, look!
0:02:02 > 0:02:04I can see Kieran Alleyne from Friday Download
0:02:04 > 0:02:07and Jamie Borthwick from EastEnders!
0:02:07 > 0:02:09Guys, get over here! Guys, over here! Jamie!
0:02:09 > 0:02:12John, John. John. John!
0:02:12 > 0:02:14- They're right here.- Oh!
0:02:14 > 0:02:17What's up, guys? Welcome to Jedward's Big Adventure.
0:02:17 > 0:02:19- What do you guys know about Cheddar Gorge?- Uh... Nothing.
0:02:19 > 0:02:23- You guys don't know anything about this place?- Do you like cheese?
0:02:23 > 0:02:25Not really.
0:02:25 > 0:02:27So, I think we should go ask the experts,
0:02:27 > 0:02:30so you guys relax while we go get the facts.
0:02:30 > 0:02:32- Let's go, John! - Let's get out of here!
0:02:32 > 0:02:35Tomorrow, John and Edward will be leading a group of tourists
0:02:35 > 0:02:38around the Cheddar Gorge. No cheesy task!
0:02:38 > 0:02:40John will be helped by Jamie Borthwick,
0:02:40 > 0:02:43while Edward will be with Kieran Alleyne.
0:02:43 > 0:02:45- I'm just so glad I'm with John. - No, I'm with John.
0:02:45 > 0:02:49- No, I'm with John, the one with longer hair.- They're twins.
0:02:49 > 0:02:51They're both exactly the same. John's the clever one
0:02:51 > 0:02:53and I'm glad that I'm with him.
0:02:53 > 0:02:55- That means I won't lose. - Ah, no way.
0:02:55 > 0:02:57Yes, maybe Kieran should be worried,
0:02:57 > 0:03:00as Edward has lost every tour so far.
0:03:00 > 0:03:03Will Team Edward be able to turn it around?
0:03:04 > 0:03:07Each team will be given three stories which the tourists
0:03:07 > 0:03:10will be tested on to establish who the best tour guides are.
0:03:10 > 0:03:12So the boys had better concentrate.
0:03:12 > 0:03:16Hey, guys, welcome to Cheddar Caves and Gorge. Obviously there's a cliff.
0:03:16 > 0:03:20It's time for the boys to meet their first expert, John.
0:03:20 > 0:03:21Hi, John!
0:03:22 > 0:03:25He'll be taking the boys on a magical whirlwind bus tour
0:03:25 > 0:03:26of the Cheddar Gorge.
0:03:26 > 0:03:28Gorge-ous!
0:03:28 > 0:03:31What's up? I'm John, he's Edward, and together we are Jedward!
0:03:31 > 0:03:33We're here to find out about Cheddar Gorge.
0:03:33 > 0:03:35Let's get on this bus, the Jed bus!
0:03:39 > 0:03:40Cheddar Gorge.
0:03:40 > 0:03:43We're ready to find out all we can about Cheddar Gorge. Let's go!
0:03:43 > 0:03:45Calm down, boys.
0:03:45 > 0:03:49It's vital you remember as many facts as possible for tomorrow.
0:03:49 > 0:03:53We're travelling up a prehistoric riverbed.
0:03:53 > 0:03:55The river is the River Yeo.
0:03:55 > 0:03:57Is he really taking notes on his hand?
0:03:57 > 0:04:00Let's hope that's not permanent ink.
0:04:00 > 0:04:03The Cheddar Gorge is just over three miles long.
0:04:03 > 0:04:07- Can you repeat that again? - At its highest, it's 450 feet high.
0:04:07 > 0:04:10- You got that?- I can't remember all this information!- Oh, no.
0:04:10 > 0:04:12This makes it the longest gorge in Great Britain,
0:04:12 > 0:04:15but also the highest inland cliffs in the country.
0:04:15 > 0:04:18- How high?- Oh, dear.
0:04:18 > 0:04:22You can see the highest sheer limestone cliff face in the country.
0:04:22 > 0:04:25- A question. Where's the cheese? - Oh, that's a good question.
0:04:25 > 0:04:28Loads and loads of wildlife here in Cheddar Gorge.
0:04:28 > 0:04:31There's sheep and there's goats as well.
0:04:31 > 0:04:33And they're here to help keep all this scrub down.
0:04:33 > 0:04:35Are the sheep like lawnmowers?
0:04:35 > 0:04:37Kind of.
0:04:37 > 0:04:41Living somewhere up there is the fastest creature on the planet.
0:04:41 > 0:04:43- What's that?- The Peregrine Falcon.
0:04:43 > 0:04:47They can reach speeds over 200 miles an hour.
0:04:47 > 0:04:49Whoa, that's fast!
0:04:49 > 0:04:53- So, that's the end of the bus tour. - Whoa! So much facts, John!
0:04:53 > 0:04:56I hope we learn enough facts for tomorrow for our tours.
0:04:56 > 0:04:59Just kept talking and talking and it just didn't go into my brain!
0:04:59 > 0:05:02- See what I wrote down on your hand. - What are you doing?
0:05:02 > 0:05:04This doesn't look like facts, it looks like scribbles.
0:05:04 > 0:05:06I liked the colour of the pen.
0:05:06 > 0:05:10Let's get out of here and see what else we can find about Cheddar Gorge.
0:05:10 > 0:05:13Fingers crossed they've retained some information,
0:05:13 > 0:05:16as one of them is going to have to take a party of tourists
0:05:16 > 0:05:18on the same tour bus tomorrow morning.
0:05:18 > 0:05:20Come on, John. Hurry up, let's go.
0:05:20 > 0:05:23Whaaa! Yeeeeah!
0:05:23 > 0:05:27Next up, the boys have entered Gough's Cave to find out
0:05:27 > 0:05:30all about how the gorge was formed, and John's back to tell them.
0:05:30 > 0:05:33Let's hope the boys can keep up this time.
0:05:33 > 0:05:35What is this place?
0:05:35 > 0:05:38- It's like a huge lump of cheese. - This is called Gough's Cave.
0:05:38 > 0:05:39Why is it called Gough's Cave?
0:05:39 > 0:05:43The gentleman that first excavated it was called Richard Gough.
0:05:43 > 0:05:46- So if we found a cave, could we call it the Jedward Cave?- Yeah.
0:05:46 > 0:05:48- Call it whatever you want. - How are caves formed?
0:05:48 > 0:05:50They're formed by water.
0:05:50 > 0:05:51HARP MUSIC
0:05:52 > 0:05:55Over the past 2.6 million years,
0:05:55 > 0:05:58Britain has gone through extreme changes in weather.
0:05:58 > 0:05:59At one time,
0:05:59 > 0:06:03most of the northern hemisphere was covered in huge sheets of ice.
0:06:03 > 0:06:08As each ice age melted, huge rivers of water flowed across the land.
0:06:08 > 0:06:11In Cheddar, the water gradually carved through the limestone,
0:06:11 > 0:06:14creating the gorge as we know it today.
0:06:14 > 0:06:17It's so cool because it's so natural and built all by nature.
0:06:17 > 0:06:19- No, a bat, a bat!- It's a bat!
0:06:19 > 0:06:20THEY SHOUT
0:06:20 > 0:06:24Stop worrying about the bats and start worrying about the facts!
0:06:24 > 0:06:27Have a look in there, you can see stalactites, stalagmites
0:06:27 > 0:06:28and columns in there.
0:06:28 > 0:06:31Check it out, Edward, there's stalagmites, stalactites...
0:06:31 > 0:06:35There's water. Tell us more about stalactites and stalagmites.
0:06:35 > 0:06:37Stalactites are the ones that grow down.
0:06:37 > 0:06:39It's the water dripping through the roof,
0:06:39 > 0:06:41leaving behind its mineral deposit.
0:06:41 > 0:06:43Stalagmites, the ones that look like your hair,
0:06:43 > 0:06:45are the ones that grow up.
0:06:45 > 0:06:47- Awesome!- So if people ask us from now on,
0:06:47 > 0:06:50"John, where did you get the inspiration for your hair?"
0:06:50 > 0:06:51I can go, "One day I was walking down a cave,
0:06:51 > 0:06:54"saw these things called stalagmites, and I said, you know,
0:06:54 > 0:06:56"it would be cool if I styled my hair that way as well."
0:06:56 > 0:06:58It's the rock's fault.
0:06:58 > 0:07:00Anyway, this place looks really, really spooky.
0:07:00 > 0:07:02It looks like somewhere where people...
0:07:02 > 0:07:04There's dead bodies or something. JOHN LAUGHS
0:07:04 > 0:07:06Funny you should say that, guys.
0:07:06 > 0:07:08- Uh-oh! - Let's go look at something else.
0:07:08 > 0:07:10Intriguing.
0:07:11 > 0:07:12I've got to make a wish.
0:07:12 > 0:07:13I wish Jedward's Big Adventure
0:07:13 > 0:07:16will become the biggest adventure ever.
0:07:16 > 0:07:17Here's hoping!
0:07:17 > 0:07:22Tomorrow John and Edward will go head to head as they each
0:07:22 > 0:07:25take a group of tourists around the Cheddar Gorge.
0:07:25 > 0:07:28The loser will face a cheese ball of doom!
0:07:28 > 0:07:31Sorry, got carried away there.
0:07:31 > 0:07:34Maybe not doom, but they will become rather
0:07:34 > 0:07:39weak at the knees as they roll down a hill in a ball full of cheese.
0:07:39 > 0:07:40There it is!
0:07:40 > 0:07:45I can't get in a ball of cheese and roll around.
0:07:45 > 0:07:47I want to be the one pushing the ball, not inside.
0:07:47 > 0:07:50One, get all dizzy and that will be terrible,
0:07:50 > 0:07:52and two, I don't like cheese.
0:07:52 > 0:07:54Well, you must be crackers then, coming to Cheddar! Ha, ha, ha!
0:07:54 > 0:07:56Oh, no!
0:07:56 > 0:07:59It's time for the next story, which is all about the Cheddar Man.
0:07:59 > 0:08:02Talk about dead bodies.
0:08:02 > 0:08:05Oh, my Jedward! It's a dead body.
0:08:05 > 0:08:07- Is that real?- It's not real.
0:08:07 > 0:08:13This is a replica, but it's laid out exactly as it was found in 1903.
0:08:13 > 0:08:14This is called Cheddar Man.
0:08:14 > 0:08:16HARP MUSIC
0:08:16 > 0:08:19At just over 9,000 years old, Cheddar Man is the oldest complete
0:08:19 > 0:08:22skeleton ever to be found in Britain.
0:08:22 > 0:08:26At some point during his life, he received a massive blow
0:08:26 > 0:08:29to the front of his head, which eventually led to his death.
0:08:30 > 0:08:34He was found amongst old tools and animal and human bones,
0:08:34 > 0:08:36a sort of prehistoric rubbish tip.
0:08:36 > 0:08:39- So this is a rubbish tip then? - We think it probably was, yeah,
0:08:39 > 0:08:43because of the number of thrown away flint tools in here.
0:08:43 > 0:08:47- John, who was Cheddar Man?- He was a Mesolithic hunter-gatherer.
0:08:47 > 0:08:50We don't know an awful lot. We can make some guesses.
0:08:50 > 0:08:53We know that he received a nasty blow to the head at some point.
0:08:53 > 0:08:56Didn't kill him. We know that cos the bones started to heal.
0:08:56 > 0:08:58But a bit of the bone got caught in his sinuses,
0:08:58 > 0:09:01caused a massive infection and killed him.
0:09:01 > 0:09:04So maybe, because of his head injury, he acted a bit strange,
0:09:04 > 0:09:07and they buried him in here out of the way of everyone else.
0:09:07 > 0:09:11A few years ago they did some DNA testing on the bones
0:09:11 > 0:09:14and discovered that there's a direct link with Cheddar Man
0:09:14 > 0:09:17and the current history teacher in the school in Cheddar.
0:09:17 > 0:09:19I think we're related to Cheddar Man, Edward.
0:09:19 > 0:09:21We couldn't be. I don't even like cheese.
0:09:21 > 0:09:22John, do you like cheese?
0:09:22 > 0:09:25- I like cheese.- What type of cheese do you like?- Cheddar.
0:09:25 > 0:09:27You "cheddar" believe it! I'm sorry!
0:09:27 > 0:09:30The boys are halfway through their tour of the Cheddar Gorge.
0:09:30 > 0:09:33So far, they've found out when the gorge was formed,
0:09:33 > 0:09:35all about stalactites and stalagmites,
0:09:35 > 0:09:39and some rather cheesy facts about the Cheddar Man.
0:09:39 > 0:09:40There he is.
0:09:40 > 0:09:42Tomorrow they'll be going head to head
0:09:42 > 0:09:44and each giving a tour of their own,
0:09:44 > 0:09:47but who will find it easy cheesy and who will be getting cheesed off?
0:09:47 > 0:09:49I'm going to stop now.
0:09:49 > 0:09:52Back to John, who will this time be telling the boys
0:09:52 > 0:09:54all the chewy facts about cannibalism. Yikes!
0:09:54 > 0:09:56EDWARD GASPS
0:09:58 > 0:10:01So, John, what do you have to show us here. What is this?
0:10:01 > 0:10:04- Behind you, guys, are human bones. - They're real!- They're real.
0:10:04 > 0:10:07- They were found in Gough's Cave. - And why are they here?
0:10:07 > 0:10:10These are evidence that cannibalism happened in Cheddar Gorge.
0:10:10 > 0:10:13- Cannibalism?- What's cannibalism? - People eating each other.
0:10:14 > 0:10:17The people who stayed at the gorge mainly ate horses,
0:10:17 > 0:10:20which they killed by chasing them over the edge of the cliff.
0:10:20 > 0:10:22But there is also evidence to suggest
0:10:22 > 0:10:24that our ancestors were cannibals.
0:10:24 > 0:10:27It's believed they even took the flesh of skulls,
0:10:27 > 0:10:29cut out the eyes, ate the tongues
0:10:29 > 0:10:31and then carved the skulls into
0:10:31 > 0:10:33cups and bowls for eating and drinking.
0:10:33 > 0:10:35- Aargh!- That's crazy.
0:10:35 > 0:10:38That's like me eating you! When did this happen?
0:10:38 > 0:10:39About 14,700 years ago.
0:10:39 > 0:10:42Were the people dead before they started eating them?
0:10:42 > 0:10:44Yeah. They would have been dead and cooked.
0:10:44 > 0:10:45How do you know there was cannibalism?
0:10:45 > 0:10:48Have a look in there, through the magnifying glass.
0:10:48 > 0:10:51There's clear marks where the people were scalped,
0:10:51 > 0:10:54so they could get access to the eyes, and also clear marks
0:10:54 > 0:10:57where the tongue had been cut out, so they could eat that, as well.
0:10:57 > 0:10:59Nice and soft and tasty.
0:10:59 > 0:11:02- Urgh!- I'm really, really getting scared.
0:11:02 > 0:11:03John, can we get out of here?
0:11:03 > 0:11:07- Edward, that was so creepy.- So scary.
0:11:07 > 0:11:11I'm so scared. I think I need to change my...
0:11:11 > 0:11:12HE BREAKS WIND
0:11:12 > 0:11:16Whoa! Anyway, moving on, it's time to meet our next expert, Paul,
0:11:16 > 0:11:18or should that be Caveman Paul?
0:11:18 > 0:11:21He'll be taking the boys back to the prehistoric times
0:11:21 > 0:11:23and showing them a thing or two about survival back then.
0:11:23 > 0:11:26Paul, what are we wearing right now?
0:11:26 > 0:11:28These lovely deerskins, the sort of thing Cheddar Man
0:11:28 > 0:11:29would have been wearing here.
0:11:29 > 0:11:32Can you tell us more about what it was like back then?
0:11:32 > 0:11:34The life was about surviving. You did what you could to survive.
0:11:37 > 0:11:40Our ancient ancestors used razor-sharp flints
0:11:40 > 0:11:41to kill and to butcher animals
0:11:41 > 0:11:45and to make clothes from the animal skins and furs.
0:11:45 > 0:11:48Flint knapping is the shaping of flints into different tools.
0:11:48 > 0:11:50Everybody would have had their own toolkit.
0:11:50 > 0:11:52MAMMOTH TRUMPETS
0:11:52 > 0:11:54This is a lump of flint
0:11:54 > 0:11:57and this would have given you all your very sharp knives.
0:11:57 > 0:11:58That's really sharp!
0:11:58 > 0:12:00One of the sharpest things on the planet, obsidian.
0:12:00 > 0:12:03So, back then, you had to actually go and get your own food?
0:12:03 > 0:12:06Get your own food and make your tools to catch the food.
0:12:06 > 0:12:08What other cool things can you show us from back then?
0:12:08 > 0:12:11- We use these sticks to light fires. - Can we make a fire right now?
0:12:11 > 0:12:14You can give it a go. This is the bow, so that goes in there.
0:12:14 > 0:12:16- Yeah.- Spins round.
0:12:16 > 0:12:18If I just do it very quickly,
0:12:18 > 0:12:21- then you have to start this. - Oh, wow!
0:12:21 > 0:12:23This looks interesting.
0:12:23 > 0:12:25Whoa, it's creating smoke!
0:12:25 > 0:12:28- And dangerous.- Oh, it's amazing!
0:12:28 > 0:12:30HE COUGHS
0:12:30 > 0:12:32- See what I mean? - There's a little ember in there.
0:12:32 > 0:12:34So I'll create what's called a bird's nest.
0:12:34 > 0:12:36This is what's actually going to make the flames.
0:12:36 > 0:12:38He's not going to pick that up, is he?
0:12:42 > 0:12:44Uh-oh!
0:12:46 > 0:12:48He's going to burn his thumbs!
0:12:48 > 0:12:50Wow!
0:12:51 > 0:12:53Whoa!
0:12:53 > 0:12:56- This is like some sort of crazy magic!- Dangerous magic.
0:12:56 > 0:12:59Don't do that, you're going to burn your hair off!
0:12:59 > 0:13:01Stand back!
0:13:01 > 0:13:03Woo! Yeah!
0:13:03 > 0:13:07Kids, don't try this at home. He's a fully trained caveman.
0:13:07 > 0:13:09And speaking of fully trained,
0:13:09 > 0:13:12let's see how the boys are doing remembering all those facts.
0:13:12 > 0:13:15We got to make an actual fire all from scratch.
0:13:15 > 0:13:17We learnt so many cool, interesting facts.
0:13:17 > 0:13:19I'm excited about meeting the tourists tomorrow
0:13:19 > 0:13:22- and going through the cool facts. - I'm going to beat you.
0:13:22 > 0:13:24The day's not over, yet, boys.
0:13:24 > 0:13:27You still need to meet one more expert, John.
0:13:27 > 0:13:29His expertise is cheese.
0:13:29 > 0:13:31There he is. Nice hairnet.
0:13:31 > 0:13:33Let's go and find out how cheese is made!
0:13:33 > 0:13:35Jedward are in the house.
0:13:35 > 0:13:37Whoa!
0:13:37 > 0:13:38Amazing.
0:13:38 > 0:13:39All right, John, me and Ed
0:13:39 > 0:13:42are here to find out all we can about Cheddar cheese.
0:13:42 > 0:13:45To me, this looks like a gigantic bath. What is this?
0:13:45 > 0:13:47This started off this morning as milk.
0:13:47 > 0:13:49Now it's become curds and whey.
0:13:49 > 0:13:51So how long has Cheddar cheese been made here in Cheddar?
0:13:51 > 0:13:54Cheddar cheese has been recorded round this area
0:13:54 > 0:13:55for over 1,000 years.
0:13:57 > 0:14:00Cheese was first brought to Britain by the Romans.
0:14:00 > 0:14:03Cheddar cheese got its name from the town where it was first made.
0:14:03 > 0:14:06Today it's made all over the world, but in Cheddar,
0:14:06 > 0:14:09over 60 tonnes are made every year in the traditional method.
0:14:09 > 0:14:11COW MOOS
0:14:12 > 0:14:13What's he doing right now?
0:14:13 > 0:14:16He's cutting it, so that the curds and the whey will separate.
0:14:16 > 0:14:19Cheese making's all about turning a liquid into a solid.
0:14:19 > 0:14:22You're trying to get more and more liquid coming out of it,
0:14:22 > 0:14:23and the solids then stay as the cheese.
0:14:25 > 0:14:26Oh, it feels so cool.
0:14:26 > 0:14:29It feels amazing. It feels like brains.
0:14:29 > 0:14:30And where are the cows?
0:14:30 > 0:14:32The cows are about two miles from here.
0:14:32 > 0:14:35It's really important that they're from Cheddar.
0:14:35 > 0:14:36What's he going to do right now?
0:14:36 > 0:14:40Right, what you're going to do now is start this paddle going.
0:14:40 > 0:14:43If me and Edward had our own cheese dairy here,
0:14:43 > 0:14:46could we call it "Jeddar" cheese?
0:14:46 > 0:14:49- Oh, yeah.- Jeddar cheese, Not coming soon to all good retailers.
0:14:49 > 0:14:51So, I think it's time for us to get out of here,
0:14:51 > 0:14:55get out of these outfits and get out of these crazy hairnets.
0:14:55 > 0:14:57Let's get out of here, John. This way.
0:14:59 > 0:15:01- Edward, what are you doing? - I'm maturing!
0:15:01 > 0:15:02What am I doing? Am I immaturing?
0:15:02 > 0:15:05It's time to say goodbye to the experts.
0:15:05 > 0:15:07Tomorrow, John and Edward will be the experts,
0:15:07 > 0:15:13with Jamie and Kieran being their rocks. Get it? Rocks. Oh.
0:15:13 > 0:15:16Back to Jedward HQ, where the teams are frantically preparing
0:15:16 > 0:15:19to try and give the best guided tours of Cheddar Gorge ever.
0:15:19 > 0:15:23It's vital they remember as much as they can from what they've learnt,
0:15:23 > 0:15:26in order to get all the facts across to the tourists tomorrow,
0:15:26 > 0:15:29but the teams seem more interested in spying on each other.
0:15:29 > 0:15:30(I can hear cheese.)
0:15:30 > 0:15:33Jamie, you can't hear cheese, you can only smell cheese.
0:15:33 > 0:15:35No, I mean they're talking about cheese.
0:15:35 > 0:15:37You're going to be rocking this outfit and don't worry,
0:15:37 > 0:15:39Lady Gaga has not worn this outfit before.
0:15:39 > 0:15:42- I'm going to be a block of cheese?- Yes.
0:15:42 > 0:15:44- What do you think we should do for the cave?- A rock concert.
0:15:44 > 0:15:46I think we should do air guitar.
0:15:46 > 0:15:47- Yeah, a bit of air guitar.- I'd go...
0:15:47 > 0:15:50# It's a stalactite # It's a stalagmite
0:15:50 > 0:15:52# Wa wa wa wa wa wa wa # Na na na na na na na
0:15:52 > 0:15:54# Stalagmite. #
0:15:54 > 0:15:59I was thinking that this would be my outfit.
0:15:59 > 0:16:01Don't mess with me.
0:16:01 > 0:16:02I don't want to.
0:16:02 > 0:16:03Do a rock pose.
0:16:03 > 0:16:06One like this, like, yeah!
0:16:06 > 0:16:08Yeah!
0:16:08 > 0:16:10Room service. (Let's go.)
0:16:10 > 0:16:14Deary me, time you got to bed, boys, I think. Sweet dreams.
0:16:15 > 0:16:17NARRATOR YAWNS
0:16:18 > 0:16:19ALARM RINGS
0:16:19 > 0:16:21Morning! Time to get up, boys.
0:16:22 > 0:16:25In just an hour's time, the teams will be meeting up with
0:16:25 > 0:16:29the tourists, and beginning their guided tours of Cheddar Gorge.
0:16:29 > 0:16:31Let's hope they're ready.
0:16:31 > 0:16:33The tourists are on their way,
0:16:33 > 0:16:36and they have no idea what's about to hit them.
0:16:36 > 0:16:39I'd really like our tour guide to be funny, not serious.
0:16:39 > 0:16:43The perfect tour guide for me would be funny but not silly.
0:16:43 > 0:16:46I hope the tour guide is someone who knows what they're talking about,
0:16:46 > 0:16:47but isn't too strict.
0:16:47 > 0:16:50I don't think you'll have any worries about that.
0:16:50 > 0:16:52POPPING
0:16:52 > 0:16:56The tourists arrive. Time for the tour guides to introduce themselves.
0:16:56 > 0:16:59What's up, guys?
0:16:59 > 0:17:00I'm John, he's Edward
0:17:00 > 0:17:02and together we are Jedward.
0:17:02 > 0:17:07We're here today to give you guys an amazing Jedly tour of Cheddar Gorge.
0:17:07 > 0:17:09Everybody say cheese.
0:17:09 > 0:17:11- CHILDREN:- Cheese.
0:17:11 > 0:17:14We need our celebrity friends to come out and help us, OK?
0:17:14 > 0:17:16Please welcome, Jamie Borthwick from EastEnders
0:17:16 > 0:17:18and Kieran Alleyne from Friday Download.
0:17:18 > 0:17:20CHILDREN CHEER
0:17:20 > 0:17:21Jamie's going to be on my team, the A Team,
0:17:21 > 0:17:24and that's Kieran who's going to be an Edward's team.
0:17:24 > 0:17:27Everyone scream, "Jedward's Big Adventure!"
0:17:27 > 0:17:29- Jedward's Big Adventure! - Let's do it.
0:17:29 > 0:17:32I can't believe we just saw Jedward! It was so awesome.
0:17:32 > 0:17:36I'm really, really excited to be able to do this amazing
0:17:36 > 0:17:38big adventure with Jedward.
0:17:38 > 0:17:41It's time for the tour to begin and Team John kick things off,
0:17:41 > 0:17:44just as soon as John stops looking in that mirror.
0:17:44 > 0:17:48Will they be able to get the facts about Cheddar Gorge across
0:17:48 > 0:17:49to the tourists successfully?
0:17:49 > 0:17:52Remember, whichever team delivers the facts the best,
0:17:52 > 0:17:54gets to push the losing team round
0:17:54 > 0:17:57and round and round in a ball of stinky cheese.
0:17:57 > 0:17:58DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYS
0:17:58 > 0:18:00Oh, smelly!
0:18:00 > 0:18:02I'm getting dizzy just thinking about it.
0:18:02 > 0:18:03Aargh!
0:18:03 > 0:18:05All right, guys. Welcome to Cheddar Gorge.
0:18:05 > 0:18:07It's spectacular scenery.
0:18:07 > 0:18:10To my left, here, we have a cave called Gough's Cave.
0:18:10 > 0:18:12What is Gough's Cave? It's a cave.
0:18:12 > 0:18:14If you didn't know, it says in the title, OK?
0:18:14 > 0:18:18- Thanks for clearing that up. - To my right, here.
0:18:18 > 0:18:19Look to the right, please.
0:18:19 > 0:18:23That is a river called... Wait, let me see my notes.
0:18:23 > 0:18:25- Wait, hold on.- Yes?
0:18:25 > 0:18:27Oh, yes, it's called the Cheddar Yeo River.
0:18:27 > 0:18:29I've got a nice cool rhyme, OK?
0:18:29 > 0:18:31# Cheddar Yeo River runs underground
0:18:31 > 0:18:33- # Underground - # Underground
0:18:33 > 0:18:36# The Cheddar Yeo River Runs underground
0:18:36 > 0:18:38# All day long. #
0:18:38 > 0:18:40- Amazing singing, Jamie. - Really? Amazing?
0:18:40 > 0:18:43If you look up there, look how tall the Cheddar Gorge is.
0:18:43 > 0:18:46It's 400 feet tall. That's really, really tall, OK?
0:18:46 > 0:18:47Erm...
0:18:47 > 0:18:49450 feet high.
0:18:49 > 0:18:51Oh, dear.
0:18:51 > 0:18:54To my right, here, if you look up there, we have some goats.
0:18:54 > 0:18:56There are goats.
0:18:56 > 0:18:59Oh, look at the goat! Look at the goat!
0:18:59 > 0:19:00I didn't see that goat, OK.
0:19:00 > 0:19:02OK, moving on. Let's read some more notes.
0:19:02 > 0:19:03Are there any more facts? OK.
0:19:03 > 0:19:06Three miles, 400 feet. OK. Cheddar... Cheddar...
0:19:06 > 0:19:08Writing smudged, boys?
0:19:08 > 0:19:10- That will teach you for cheating. - I've more facts, here we go.
0:19:10 > 0:19:13Read more facts, there we go.
0:19:13 > 0:19:15- Oh, put it away. - You've got a falcon.
0:19:15 > 0:19:19A falcon. Home of the fastest creature on the planet
0:19:19 > 0:19:22is Cheddar Gorge. That's interesting, isn't it?
0:19:22 > 0:19:26- Guys, we've now reached the end of the tour. I'm John...- I'm Jamie.
0:19:26 > 0:19:29- And together we are? CHILDREN:- Double J!
0:19:29 > 0:19:31It's a strong start from Team Double J,
0:19:31 > 0:19:33but will Edward and Kieran step up to the plate,
0:19:33 > 0:19:37as the tour group arrives to find out all about the Cheddar Man.
0:19:37 > 0:19:39Let's hope they've remembered those facts.
0:19:39 > 0:19:41This is Cheddar Man,
0:19:41 > 0:19:449,000-year-old remains of a man,
0:19:44 > 0:19:47made entirely, completely
0:19:47 > 0:19:49of cheese.
0:19:49 > 0:19:50No, he's not.
0:19:50 > 0:19:51CHILDREN LAUGH
0:19:51 > 0:19:53Is this helping?
0:19:53 > 0:19:56No, no, no. Obviously, he wasn't made out of cheese.
0:19:56 > 0:19:58He was a real man.
0:19:58 > 0:20:00Why is he dressed like a piece of cheese, then?
0:20:00 > 0:20:03He was found here in 1903. Think how crazy that is.
0:20:03 > 0:20:06He received a blow to the head,
0:20:06 > 0:20:09which made him crazy.
0:20:09 > 0:20:12They did tests on DNA, and found a history teacher here,
0:20:12 > 0:20:15who lives locally, is related to him
0:20:15 > 0:20:17and he's his great, great, great...
0:20:18 > 0:20:22..great, great, great, great, great...
0:20:22 > 0:20:24NARRATOR YAWNS
0:20:24 > 0:20:26..great, great, great, great grandson.
0:20:26 > 0:20:30- Any questions? - CHILDREN:- No.- Great.
0:20:30 > 0:20:31That's, umm, great!
0:20:33 > 0:20:37Over to team Double J, who are busy preparing for their rock concert,
0:20:37 > 0:20:39to show how the gorge was formed.
0:20:39 > 0:20:41Get ready to rock!
0:20:41 > 0:20:45Hello? John? Jamie?
0:20:46 > 0:20:47Aargh!
0:20:48 > 0:20:52300 million years ago, there was only the rock...
0:20:52 > 0:20:55..and the land was covered by water.
0:20:55 > 0:21:00Billions upon billions of plants and creatures lay crushed...
0:21:00 > 0:21:05..under the might of the mighty, mighty oceans.
0:21:05 > 0:21:08Then, two million years ago,
0:21:08 > 0:21:11the limestone rock froze.
0:21:11 > 0:21:13Yo, Jamie, give me a beat!
0:21:13 > 0:21:15JAMIE BEATBOXES
0:21:16 > 0:21:18# The ice, ice melted The water, water flowed
0:21:18 > 0:21:21# The limestone rock Erode, erode, erode... #
0:21:21 > 0:21:23Yeah, I think we're going to need some subtitles here.
0:21:23 > 0:21:25Drop the beat.
0:21:33 > 0:21:35Cheddar Gorge, you guys have been amazing!
0:21:35 > 0:21:37CHEERING
0:21:37 > 0:21:40What, no encore? I want my money back.
0:21:40 > 0:21:43Anyway, will the tourists have understood a word
0:21:43 > 0:21:47they just rapped, or did it distract from the facts?
0:21:47 > 0:21:48Good moves.
0:21:48 > 0:21:51It was totally crazy. They were rapping in the cave.
0:21:51 > 0:21:54I think I learnt something, but I can't quite remember,
0:21:54 > 0:21:56because it's now gone.
0:21:56 > 0:21:59So maybe it wasn't the best idea of teaching us, but it was still cool.
0:21:59 > 0:22:03Team Edward's turn to take over at the Cheddar factory.
0:22:03 > 0:22:06Will their cheesy knowledge be ripe for digesting,
0:22:06 > 0:22:08or will the tourists think it's a bit mouldy?
0:22:08 > 0:22:11So, guys, we're here in a cheese dairy.
0:22:11 > 0:22:13- What do you think's made here? - CHILDREN:- Cheese.
0:22:13 > 0:22:15State the obvious, Edward.
0:22:15 > 0:22:18Who do you think brought cheese to the UK? It was the Romans.
0:22:18 > 0:22:22They came with their soldiers like do, do, do.
0:22:22 > 0:22:25But cheese has been made here for over 800 years
0:22:25 > 0:22:29and the name Cheddar cheese comes from where we are today, in Cheddar.
0:22:29 > 0:22:31Do you know what the main ingredient for cheese is?
0:22:31 > 0:22:32- CHILDREN:- Milk.
0:22:32 > 0:22:35You put the milk in, then you add a starch,
0:22:35 > 0:22:37which starts the bacteria reaction.
0:22:37 > 0:22:39Very good knowledge, Edward.
0:22:39 > 0:22:42Maybe today's the day you'll finally win.
0:22:42 > 0:22:44And then it turns into all these tiny little pieces,
0:22:44 > 0:22:46and these tiny pieces are called curd.
0:22:46 > 0:22:48See this liquid here?
0:22:48 > 0:22:50CHILDREN GIGGLE
0:22:50 > 0:22:52It's called whey.
0:22:52 > 0:22:55And no "whey" do you put that into the cheese.
0:22:55 > 0:22:58- Would you like to have a cheese shower?- No.
0:22:58 > 0:23:00Well, if we lose today, that means
0:23:00 > 0:23:03we're going to be covered in this stuff.
0:23:04 > 0:23:07Will it be curtains for Team Edward,
0:23:07 > 0:23:10or will they be celebrating all the "whey"?
0:23:11 > 0:23:15It's team Double J's turn, and things are about to get grizzly.
0:23:16 > 0:23:17Yikes.
0:23:17 > 0:23:19All right, guys, OK?
0:23:19 > 0:23:23Me and Jamie are here today to tell you about cannibalism.
0:23:23 > 0:23:25Who knows what cannibalism is?
0:23:25 > 0:23:28Cannibalism is when humans eat other humans.
0:23:28 > 0:23:30How crazy is that?
0:23:30 > 0:23:31Humans eating other humans.
0:23:31 > 0:23:34I think it's disgusting. I wouldn't eat you.
0:23:34 > 0:23:37- Is that yuck? CHILDREN:- Yes. - Can I get a "Eurgh!"
0:23:37 > 0:23:39- CHILDREN:- Eurgh!
0:23:39 > 0:23:41These are human skulls behind me,
0:23:41 > 0:23:45and if you look closely, there's scratch marks on the skulls.
0:23:45 > 0:23:47The flesh of them used to be cut.
0:23:47 > 0:23:48- CHILDREN:- Eurgh!
0:23:48 > 0:23:51They used to use them as cups
0:23:51 > 0:23:54- and used to drink out of them. - CHILDREN:- No!
0:23:54 > 0:23:55I cannibal-ieve it!
0:23:55 > 0:23:58And guess what else? They used eat the brain.
0:23:58 > 0:24:00- CHILDREN:- Eurgh!
0:24:00 > 0:24:02- And they ate the eyeballs!- Eurgh!
0:24:02 > 0:24:04And what else did they eat?
0:24:04 > 0:24:06- They ate the tongue, as well.- Eurgh.
0:24:06 > 0:24:09- And they ate their ears!- Eurgh.
0:24:09 > 0:24:12Anyway, it's the final stop of the Cheddar Gorge tour
0:24:12 > 0:24:15and Team Edward's last attempt to impress the tourists.
0:24:15 > 0:24:16Will they set the world on fire
0:24:16 > 0:24:19with their facts about flint knapping.
0:24:19 > 0:24:22You guys can't be sitting in a cave and not look the part.
0:24:22 > 0:24:23Look at the cool outfits.
0:24:23 > 0:24:24Oh, lovely.
0:24:24 > 0:24:27As you can see, we're all wearing reindeer skins.
0:24:27 > 0:24:31The good thing about wearing these, at the time, they kept the heat in.
0:24:31 > 0:24:33So, now we'll show you guys what flint knapping is.
0:24:33 > 0:24:37Flint is the most sharpest substance known to man.
0:24:37 > 0:24:39As you can see, it cuts this no problem.
0:24:39 > 0:24:41- Wow.- That's how sharp it is.
0:24:41 > 0:24:43Flint napping is when you get flint
0:24:43 > 0:24:47and you cut it to make weapons. There's spears over there.
0:24:47 > 0:24:50You can use it for shaving, in case any of you guys have got beards.
0:24:50 > 0:24:52Unlikely, at this age.
0:24:53 > 0:24:55At the time, they wouldn't have had electricity
0:24:55 > 0:24:58and to cook food they had to cook it using fire.
0:24:58 > 0:25:01- So, first of all, you create this amber...- Ember.
0:25:01 > 0:25:04..and that starts your fire. It's almost like you've sparked the fire.
0:25:04 > 0:25:07- This is the first step. - Again, don't try this at home, kids.
0:25:07 > 0:25:09- It takes a lot of effort to do. - Look, look.
0:25:09 > 0:25:11There's a burning amber in there. It's really hot.
0:25:11 > 0:25:13So, why is he blowing on it?
0:25:13 > 0:25:14Because air makes fire spread.
0:25:14 > 0:25:16It'll make the spark turn into fire.
0:25:16 > 0:25:19- CHILDREN: Wow! - There it is.
0:25:19 > 0:25:22- We've got some, like, smoky bacon. - There you go.
0:25:22 > 0:25:24Here is our fire.
0:25:24 > 0:25:26So, you guys learn a lot of facts?
0:25:26 > 0:25:28- CHILDREN: Yeah!- Cool.
0:25:28 > 0:25:31What a scorcher. It's an impressive climax from Team Edward.
0:25:31 > 0:25:34They finished in a blaze of glory, but have they done enough,
0:25:34 > 0:25:38or will their dreams of victory be extinguished?
0:25:38 > 0:25:40It's the moment of truth.
0:25:40 > 0:25:43Have the tourists remembered those all-important
0:25:43 > 0:25:46facts on Cheddar Gorge?
0:25:46 > 0:25:47Or was all the rapping,
0:25:47 > 0:25:50fire-making and cheesing about
0:25:50 > 0:25:52too much of a distraction?
0:25:52 > 0:25:57It's time to find out, as the tourists take The Big Test.
0:25:57 > 0:26:01Will the tourists remember how old the Cheddar Man is?
0:26:01 > 0:26:049,000-year-old remains of a man.
0:26:04 > 0:26:06What human skulls were used for?
0:26:06 > 0:26:08They used to use them as cups.
0:26:08 > 0:26:11And who first brought cheese to Britain?
0:26:11 > 0:26:14It was the Romans. Do, do, do, do.
0:26:14 > 0:26:16They're being asked two questions on each of the stories.
0:26:16 > 0:26:18For every correct answer,
0:26:18 > 0:26:20there's a point in it for the team that told the story.
0:26:20 > 0:26:22The team with the most points will win,
0:26:22 > 0:26:24whilst the losers will face a horrible,
0:26:24 > 0:26:26smelly forfeit as they'll be
0:26:26 > 0:26:28head over heels in the cheese ball of doom.
0:26:30 > 0:26:32SCREAMING
0:26:33 > 0:26:36The test is now over. It's time to reveal the final score.
0:26:36 > 0:26:40OK, guys. I hope you've enjoyed your Jedward's Big Adventure.
0:26:40 > 0:26:41Time for the verdict.
0:26:41 > 0:26:43JOHN GASPS
0:26:45 > 0:26:46John, Jamie.
0:26:46 > 0:26:48You guys got 47 points.
0:26:48 > 0:26:51That should be enough to win. Come on.
0:26:51 > 0:26:53Edward and Kieran,
0:26:53 > 0:26:55you got 40...
0:26:56 > 0:26:58..44 points.
0:26:58 > 0:27:00JOHN SHOUTS
0:27:00 > 0:27:02- Why?- So close, Edward.
0:27:02 > 0:27:06No way. No way. Why do I always lose?
0:27:06 > 0:27:09That's what I'm talking about! Give me some skin. Come here, man.
0:27:09 > 0:27:11- Yes.- I lost again!
0:27:11 > 0:27:15Again, John. Four times. Four.
0:27:15 > 0:27:17That's the closest he's been to winning all series.
0:27:17 > 0:27:20- That's how it works, Edward. I'm John...- I'm Jamie.
0:27:20 > 0:27:24Together we are Double J! Woo! Yes.
0:27:24 > 0:27:26Congratulations, Team Double J.
0:27:26 > 0:27:29And commiserations, Edward and Kieran.
0:27:29 > 0:27:32It's forfeit time, boys.
0:27:32 > 0:27:33Here you go, guys.
0:27:33 > 0:27:35Here's your curds and wh-hey!
0:27:35 > 0:27:38Double J's prize is to push them down the hill.
0:27:38 > 0:27:40Jamie, spin the Zorb.
0:27:40 > 0:27:42# Wa-hoo... #
0:27:42 > 0:27:44THEY LAUGH
0:27:44 > 0:27:46# Wa-hoo... #
0:27:46 > 0:27:48- EDWARD:- No!
0:27:48 > 0:27:49# Wa-hoo... #
0:27:49 > 0:27:53EDWARD SCREAMS Take that, Edward! Take that!
0:27:53 > 0:27:55LAUGHTER
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