0:00:02 > 0:00:04The United Kingdom, land of hope and glory!
0:00:04 > 0:00:07Who better to entrust with our nation's heritage than...
0:00:07 > 0:00:08Jedward?!
0:00:08 > 0:00:10Today, those two, with their hair,
0:00:10 > 0:00:14are heading to one of the remotest parts of Britain.
0:00:14 > 0:00:16We're on our way to Orkney and we can't wait to rock it.
0:00:16 > 0:00:19Look out, Orkney! But who will be today's guest tour guide?
0:00:19 > 0:00:21I can't remember anything.
0:00:21 > 0:00:24And who will be blown off course?
0:00:24 > 0:00:27- Edward, what are you doing?! - HE CHANTS AND DRUMS
0:00:27 > 0:00:28- What?- Broch.
0:00:28 > 0:00:30- Brock?- Broch!
0:00:30 > 0:00:33Our tour-guiding twins go head to head.
0:00:33 > 0:00:35Are you guys ready to go on a tour of Orkney?
0:00:35 > 0:00:37ALL: Yeah!
0:00:37 > 0:00:39Yeah! It's Jedward's Big Adventure.
0:00:41 > 0:00:44# Come with us There's so much to discover
0:00:44 > 0:00:46# Crazy events with me and my brother
0:00:46 > 0:00:49# We'll dig out things that will freak you out
0:00:49 > 0:00:51# Jedward's Big Adventure
0:00:51 > 0:00:53# We'll be your tour guide There's so much to do
0:00:53 > 0:00:56# There's a whole planet out there and it's just for you
0:00:56 > 0:00:59# You'll never know what you'll find It will mess with your mind
0:00:59 > 0:01:02# It's a hair raiser, trail blazer Totally Wild
0:01:02 > 0:01:04# This is Jedward's Big Adventure! #
0:01:07 > 0:01:10The Orkney Islands, off the coast of northern Scotland.
0:01:10 > 0:01:12They may be small, they may be freezing,
0:01:12 > 0:01:15but they're jam-packed with ancient history.
0:01:15 > 0:01:18The Vikings have been here,
0:01:18 > 0:01:20the ancient Celts have been here
0:01:20 > 0:01:22and Neolithic Man has been here.
0:01:22 > 0:01:24And, for two fun-packed days,
0:01:24 > 0:01:26JEDWARD are here!
0:01:27 > 0:01:30We're here, Edward!
0:01:30 > 0:01:31Orkney!
0:01:31 > 0:01:33Land of the Orks!
0:01:33 > 0:01:36Orks?! What Orks?
0:01:36 > 0:01:37Orks? This isn't Lord of the Rings!
0:01:37 > 0:01:40- It's our mission.- See what it says.
0:01:40 > 0:01:43"Dear Jedward, welcome to Orkney.
0:01:43 > 0:01:49"In just 24 hours' time, you will each have to give a group of tourists a guided tour around the island.
0:01:49 > 0:01:51"The winner gets their own firelit beach party,
0:01:51 > 0:01:54"whilst the loser endures a traditional Orkney ceremony,
0:01:54 > 0:01:56"where they're soaked in treacle
0:01:56 > 0:02:00"and bombarded by corn flakes and flour."
0:02:03 > 0:02:04This is crazy!
0:02:04 > 0:02:05- Eurgh!- Oh, I don't want that.
0:02:06 > 0:02:08- I think we're going to need help. - You're right, Edward.
0:02:08 > 0:02:10Hey, look over there!
0:02:10 > 0:02:13It's Barney Harwood and Sonali Shah! Guys, get over here!
0:02:13 > 0:02:14We need your help!
0:02:14 > 0:02:17Barney, Sonali, come on!
0:02:17 > 0:02:19- Hello.- What do you guys know about Orkney?
0:02:19 > 0:02:22I think it's close to the North Pole. It's freezing.
0:02:22 > 0:02:25- What do YOU know? - I know there are no Orks here.
0:02:25 > 0:02:30From what you guys have told us, I think we need find out more information about Orkney
0:02:30 > 0:02:35from the experts. So you guys relax while we go get the facts! Come on, let's get out of here! Grrrrr!
0:02:35 > 0:02:36Oh, dear!
0:02:36 > 0:02:39- Worried? - I'm a little nervous, yeah.
0:02:39 > 0:02:42Yes, Barney, I think you need to be.
0:02:43 > 0:02:48So Barney will be helping John and Sonali will be on Team Edward.
0:02:48 > 0:02:50Each team will be given three stories
0:02:50 > 0:02:53which the tourists will be tested on.
0:02:53 > 0:02:54WIND BLASTS
0:02:54 > 0:02:57Really windy.
0:02:57 > 0:02:58Very, very windy.
0:02:58 > 0:03:01And I don't mean to pile on the pressure, Sonali,
0:03:01 > 0:03:03but Edward really needs your help,
0:03:03 > 0:03:06as he's currently losing the series 4-0 to John
0:03:06 > 0:03:09and this is his last chance to redeem himself.
0:03:11 > 0:03:13Will it be success at last for Edward?
0:03:13 > 0:03:17Well, he'd better listen carefully to our first expert, Lisa.
0:03:17 > 0:03:18Hello, Lisa!
0:03:18 > 0:03:23Lisa's going to tell them all about the ancient burial tomb, Maeshowe.
0:03:23 > 0:03:26Boys, come on. We go through a long passageway.
0:03:26 > 0:03:27Watch your hair!
0:03:28 > 0:03:30Wow, this is so low!
0:03:30 > 0:03:32Oh, it's amazing.
0:03:32 > 0:03:34I did not expect this.
0:03:35 > 0:03:37Maeshowe is a massive chamber tomb,
0:03:37 > 0:03:41probably used for the communal burial of local people.
0:03:41 > 0:03:44Neolithic Orcadians removed the flesh from the bones
0:03:44 > 0:03:47and arranged them in cells within the tomb.
0:03:47 > 0:03:50The living could access them perhaps at certain times of the year,
0:03:50 > 0:03:54when they gathered to remember their ancestors.
0:03:54 > 0:03:56Dead bodies were dealt with very differently long ago.
0:03:56 > 0:04:01They laid them out and animals and birds were able to de-flesh them,
0:04:01 > 0:04:05as it was only dry bones that they took into here.
0:04:05 > 0:04:09- And these were put right into the chambers.- Ohhh!
0:04:09 > 0:04:13- So sick.- You're saying that bones were buried here, not actual bodies?
0:04:13 > 0:04:15It was just the bones they took into here.
0:04:15 > 0:04:17This passageway is built
0:04:17 > 0:04:20so that as the sun sets on the shortest day of the year,
0:04:20 > 0:04:22round about 21st December,
0:04:22 > 0:04:25when the light comes in here, it glows an orange colour.
0:04:25 > 0:04:28But think about how magical that must have been.
0:04:28 > 0:04:30Lisa has a second story to tell the boys.
0:04:30 > 0:04:33We have what's called runic writing on the walls.
0:04:33 > 0:04:35- Wow!- These are Viking doodles,
0:04:35 > 0:04:39and this Viking is saying he is carving with an axe
0:04:39 > 0:04:42and he's a very skilled writer of runes.
0:04:42 > 0:04:45These look like little trees, don't they?
0:04:45 > 0:04:47How to find out what these letters are,
0:04:47 > 0:04:49you count the branches on the one side
0:04:49 > 0:04:52to find out which part of the alphabet to refer to,
0:04:52 > 0:04:56then you count the branches on the other side for the specific letter.
0:04:56 > 0:04:58So it's basic code-breaking.
0:04:58 > 0:05:00I'm not going to be using the basic alphabet any more,
0:05:00 > 0:05:03I'm going to be using this amazing runic writing.
0:05:03 > 0:05:05Well, let's hope you won't be speaking in code
0:05:05 > 0:05:08when you show the tourists around tomorrow, John.
0:05:08 > 0:05:09You won't want to lose
0:05:09 > 0:05:11and face a horrible Orkney tradition
0:05:11 > 0:05:14- which we'll reveal later. - HE LAUGHS EVILLY
0:05:15 > 0:05:17Yeah, it's horrible.
0:05:17 > 0:05:20Better keep listening carefully then, boys.
0:05:21 > 0:05:24Here's the next expert, Fiona. Hello!
0:05:24 > 0:05:28She's braved the wind to meet you at Orkney's most famous landmark.
0:05:28 > 0:05:31- What is this place? - This place is Scara Brae.
0:05:31 > 0:05:35- Is it some sort of town?- It is, it's lots of houses. It's a village.
0:05:37 > 0:05:41Scara Brae was first discovered after a storm event in 1850.
0:05:41 > 0:05:44It shows us what life was like in a Neolithic village.
0:05:44 > 0:05:48Stone Age families lived there over 5,000 years ago,
0:05:48 > 0:05:51and for centuries these people enjoyed a good life of farming,
0:05:51 > 0:05:54hunting, fishing and making jewellery and pottery.
0:05:57 > 0:06:01- At the time would it have been this windy?- Very much so, Edward.
0:06:01 > 0:06:04- How did they go to toilet? - They do have a drainage system
0:06:04 > 0:06:08and there's little side drains that go off into corner bits that might be toilets.
0:06:08 > 0:06:12Wait a second, I thought the Romans started the whole toilet thing.
0:06:12 > 0:06:15Oh, they're just the new boys. This is how far down it goes.
0:06:15 > 0:06:17Whoa!
0:06:17 > 0:06:21- So it shows you that they were thinking and planning.- Back then,
0:06:21 > 0:06:24were people very small, like Oompa Loompas?
0:06:24 > 0:06:27No, they were about my height,
0:06:27 > 0:06:30but if you look at the entrance, that is really low,
0:06:30 > 0:06:33so people had to get down like this.
0:06:33 > 0:06:36Once they got in the house they could stand up straight.
0:06:36 > 0:06:38Fiona, where's John?
0:06:38 > 0:06:40Waaaaaahhhh!
0:06:40 > 0:06:45Fiona, you told us lots of interesting facts. What can you remember, Edward?
0:06:45 > 0:06:47I can't remember anything.
0:06:47 > 0:06:50Oh, dear! It's not looking good for Edward. Come on, Edward,
0:06:50 > 0:06:52you need to win this time!
0:06:52 > 0:06:57- Edward, where are we?- We're here in a field with really big rocks.
0:06:57 > 0:07:01Let's see if he'll listen more carefully to the next expert, Amy.
0:07:03 > 0:07:04Here she is!
0:07:04 > 0:07:07I'm going to introduce you to this beautiful landscape,
0:07:07 > 0:07:10one of the most important archaeological landscapes in Scotland,
0:07:10 > 0:07:11if not the world.
0:07:11 > 0:07:13Amazing!
0:07:16 > 0:07:19The Ring of Brodgar is a Neolithic stone circle.
0:07:19 > 0:07:22No-one knows for sure how old it is,
0:07:22 > 0:07:26but a good guess suggests somewhere around 2500-2000BC.
0:07:26 > 0:07:28The stones, along with the massive ditch
0:07:28 > 0:07:32would have taken a lot of people to quarry and build.
0:07:32 > 0:07:34Around it are at least 13 prehistoric burial mounds,
0:07:34 > 0:07:36which suggests that this was a very special place
0:07:36 > 0:07:39for the prehistoric inhabitants of Orkney.
0:07:39 > 0:07:42For an awful long time, hundreds of years, probably,
0:07:42 > 0:07:45stones were added or taken away or moved around,
0:07:45 > 0:07:48and so we think probably about 60 stones altogether
0:07:48 > 0:07:50may have been here at one stage.
0:07:50 > 0:07:52My favourite story about these stones
0:07:52 > 0:07:58is these were a group of giants and they were dancing through the night, getting carried away with the music.
0:07:58 > 0:07:59They didn't realise the sun was coming up
0:07:59 > 0:08:02and the sun turned them all to stone.
0:08:02 > 0:08:05- Why do you think this place was built?- There's good evidence to suggest
0:08:05 > 0:08:10that this monument is to do with communicating with the ancestors, with the dead.
0:08:10 > 0:08:12Whooo! Spooky!
0:08:12 > 0:08:15Do you think me and Edward's hair resembles the stones?
0:08:15 > 0:08:20I'm so impressed. I thought it would be at an angle today. It's so windy.
0:08:20 > 0:08:23Come on, Amy, let's get out of here before our hair gets ruined.
0:08:23 > 0:08:25Jedward, a bad hair day? Never!
0:08:27 > 0:08:31So the boys are more than halfway through their first day in Orkney
0:08:31 > 0:08:36and so far they've learned all about Neolithic life and death at Scara Brae and Maeshowe,
0:08:36 > 0:08:39Viking graffiti, or runes,
0:08:39 > 0:08:41and the ancient Ring of Brodgar.
0:08:41 > 0:08:45But will they remember it all in time for their tour tomorrow,
0:08:45 > 0:08:48or will those facts be gone with the wind?
0:08:48 > 0:08:51Time will tell, but first they have more to investigate.
0:08:51 > 0:08:54Next up, it's the Broch of Gurness
0:08:54 > 0:08:56and with all the facts, it's Josie.
0:08:56 > 0:08:57She knows it!
0:08:57 > 0:09:00This is the Iron Age Broch of Gurness.
0:09:00 > 0:09:03- Bro...- Broch.- Bro...- Broch!
0:09:03 > 0:09:05- Gurner. - Gurness!
0:09:05 > 0:09:07- Garness. - Gurness!
0:09:07 > 0:09:09- Broch of Garness. - Broch of GURNESS!
0:09:09 > 0:09:11OK, great, OK.
0:09:11 > 0:09:13Glad we got that clear!
0:09:14 > 0:09:16Brochs are unique to Scotland.
0:09:16 > 0:09:19The Broch of Gurness is thought to be a defensive tower
0:09:19 > 0:09:22that was surrounded by an Iron Age settlement
0:09:22 > 0:09:24built somewhere between 500-200BC.
0:09:24 > 0:09:28The Broch would have been home to a wealthy and powerful chieftain.
0:09:28 > 0:09:31The Vikings reused the site for a burial in the 9th century.
0:09:31 > 0:09:32Let's go see it!
0:09:32 > 0:09:34Run!
0:09:34 > 0:09:36Lead the way! Come on, Josie!
0:09:36 > 0:09:38Hurry up, you three, it looks so cold!
0:09:38 > 0:09:40Here we are, boys.
0:09:40 > 0:09:41- Whoa!- Whoa!
0:09:41 > 0:09:44This is actually where it all happens!
0:09:44 > 0:09:47Josie, what can you tell us about this building?
0:09:47 > 0:09:51- Do you know what this is?- Is it a foot spa that you put your feet in
0:09:51 > 0:09:53and you sit like this and someone cleans your feet?
0:09:53 > 0:09:57Could've been a spa, but one of the most exciting things it could be
0:09:57 > 0:10:00is they would heat a hot stone in the fire,
0:10:00 > 0:10:02and then they would put it in the cold water,
0:10:02 > 0:10:06and poach their fish or cook their meat.
0:10:06 > 0:10:08There would have been two floors
0:10:08 > 0:10:10and there'd be steps up here.
0:10:10 > 0:10:11Josie, what is this?
0:10:11 > 0:10:14This is the mysterious well.
0:10:14 > 0:10:17- What if it was a dungeon?- It could've been, for all we know.
0:10:17 > 0:10:19What if they locked me and John in there?
0:10:19 > 0:10:20That's an idea!
0:10:20 > 0:10:22Yeah, it's tempting!
0:10:22 > 0:10:24But we're not allowed to.
0:10:24 > 0:10:27And who'd guide the tourists around tomorrow?
0:10:27 > 0:10:30Well, time's up at the Broch of Gurness.
0:10:30 > 0:10:31The day is drawing to a close,
0:10:31 > 0:10:35but the boys have time for one more stop on their tour of Orkney.
0:10:35 > 0:10:38And here are their next experts.
0:10:38 > 0:10:40Oh, Vikings! Hello...
0:10:41 > 0:10:45This time they've headed for the beach and... Oh, um...
0:10:45 > 0:10:48they seem to have grown some moustaches for the occasion.
0:10:48 > 0:10:51Don't ask why. Your guess is as good as mine.
0:10:51 > 0:10:53Blimey, what's going on?
0:10:53 > 0:10:55Are you guys Vikings?
0:10:55 > 0:10:59- We are Vikings! - Why did the Vikings come to Orkney?
0:10:59 > 0:11:03To control the trade routes, to control the shipping
0:11:03 > 0:11:06and to make lots and lots of lovely silver!
0:11:07 > 0:11:12According to surveys, Vikings were raiding Orkney in the 11th century,
0:11:12 > 0:11:14though it is not known when they first settled in Orkney.
0:11:14 > 0:11:18We know the Vikings were raiding monastic sites elsewhere in Britain
0:11:18 > 0:11:21as late as the 8th century, because monks recorded these attacks.
0:11:21 > 0:11:23As Orkney is close to Scandinavia,
0:11:23 > 0:11:26it is likely they were present here at this time too.
0:11:26 > 0:11:28In the 13th century, Orkney was part of Norway
0:11:28 > 0:11:32and many of today's Orcadians are descendants of the Vikings.
0:11:32 > 0:11:36And what type of tactics did you guys use to take over countries?
0:11:36 > 0:11:39We introduced close-packed formations,
0:11:39 > 0:11:41where shields were interlocked.
0:11:41 > 0:11:44- Hit the shields! - Run into the shield!
0:11:46 > 0:11:48GRUNTING
0:11:48 > 0:11:50Oh, that was pathetic, boys.
0:11:50 > 0:11:53Now, every good Viking needed a good Viking wife.
0:11:53 > 0:11:55You're showing us stuff they would have done back then.
0:11:55 > 0:12:00I would cook and run the household and I would organise the farm.
0:12:00 > 0:12:02At the moment, I'm doing some tablet reading.
0:12:02 > 0:12:06- Could women fight if they wanted to? - They wouldn't fight in the battles,
0:12:06 > 0:12:09but I can handle a sword and a bow if I have to.
0:12:09 > 0:12:10That's amazing.
0:12:10 > 0:12:15Watch out, boys. Go and learn those facts or she'll be after you!
0:12:16 > 0:12:17End of day one at Orkney.
0:12:17 > 0:12:21The winner tomorrow will get a bonfire party on the beach
0:12:21 > 0:12:25and the loser will face an unpleasant Orcadian tradition
0:12:25 > 0:12:30which involves being covered in treacle, flour and...corn flakes?!
0:12:30 > 0:12:33Oh, no...!
0:12:33 > 0:12:36Yeah, sticky.
0:12:36 > 0:12:38Can Edward finally avoid this fate?
0:12:38 > 0:12:40I can't remember anything.
0:12:40 > 0:12:42You'd better try, Edward,
0:12:42 > 0:12:43because it's getting dark.
0:12:43 > 0:12:47Time to head back to Jedward HQ to catch up with their team-mates
0:12:47 > 0:12:49and prepare for tomorrow's tour.
0:12:49 > 0:12:53And for some reason they're all talking about soup.
0:12:53 > 0:12:54Moso...
0:12:54 > 0:12:56Me.. Meso...
0:12:56 > 0:12:59- Meso.- Miso soup? - No, it wasn't miso soup.
0:12:59 > 0:13:01That's what I thought when she told me.
0:13:01 > 0:13:03The bora something...
0:13:03 > 0:13:06- The bo...- It's like a soup?
0:13:06 > 0:13:08- It's a broth.- Bro...
0:13:08 > 0:13:10Oh, dear.
0:13:10 > 0:13:12So we're doing something about Vikings.
0:13:12 > 0:13:16I'll have to remember stuff I learned at school cos you haven't told me that much.
0:13:16 > 0:13:18Wanna jump on the bed?
0:13:18 > 0:13:23That's what they did back then - they went to Maeshowe, got loads of crazy bones, threw them in.
0:13:23 > 0:13:25We've got to explain what it was like back then.
0:13:25 > 0:13:28- So that's a coffin? - No, this is a box.
0:13:28 > 0:13:32- Are we going to win this? - Yes, we are!- High-five!
0:13:32 > 0:13:36Hm... Less jumping no the bed and more sleeping IN the bed, teams,
0:13:36 > 0:13:39I think, if you want to give good tours tomorrow.
0:13:39 > 0:13:41COCK CROWS
0:13:41 > 0:13:43Morning! And it's a cold one.
0:13:43 > 0:13:46Our would-be tour guides are complaining already.
0:13:46 > 0:13:51So we're here and John's heating himself up with the heater.
0:13:51 > 0:13:55Guys, you don't realise how cold it is here. It's like Antarctica.
0:13:55 > 0:13:597am, and the puzzled tourists are on their way.
0:13:59 > 0:14:04I'm really excited and I hope today's going to be fun, cos I don't know what's going to happen.
0:14:04 > 0:14:10I'd like my tour guide to be young and nice and funny.
0:14:10 > 0:14:15If our tour guide is like a teacher, I'll be really annoyed because it'll be really boring.
0:14:15 > 0:14:16I agree.
0:14:16 > 0:14:18Good. That's settled then.
0:14:18 > 0:14:20They need to be young and not boring.
0:14:20 > 0:14:24Well, we can't promise you the world's best tour guides,
0:14:24 > 0:14:26but they are young
0:14:26 > 0:14:27and they're definitely not boring.
0:14:27 > 0:14:30Who'd have thought an ancient burial mound
0:14:30 > 0:14:33- would make such a good hiding place?- Get your hair down!
0:14:33 > 0:14:36Hair down! Big giveaway.
0:14:36 > 0:14:38"Nervous" would be a good word this morning.
0:14:38 > 0:14:42Edward just wanted to jump on the bed, which is great fun,
0:14:42 > 0:14:45but not great prep for being a tour guide.
0:14:45 > 0:14:50I know, so far, that there's lots of stones, there's lots of wind
0:14:50 > 0:14:53and, um, there was a skull here in history at some point.
0:14:53 > 0:14:56And so I think they're going to go away knowing loads.
0:14:56 > 0:14:57You reckon?
0:14:57 > 0:14:59I don't know anything.
0:14:59 > 0:15:04Oh, dear. Oh, well, time to run down a big hill!
0:15:04 > 0:15:07THEY YELL AND WHOOP
0:15:07 > 0:15:09Mind you don't fall...
0:15:09 > 0:15:10Too late.
0:15:10 > 0:15:12Hi, guys!
0:15:12 > 0:15:14I'm John, he's Edward.
0:15:14 > 0:15:17- Together we are... - ALL: Jedward!
0:15:17 > 0:15:19Did you like our entrance? We totally fell!
0:15:19 > 0:15:21THEY LAUGH
0:15:21 > 0:15:23We need a celebrity guest,
0:15:23 > 0:15:26so give it up for Barney Harwood and Sonali Shah!
0:15:26 > 0:15:29Such an elegant entrance!
0:15:29 > 0:15:34She's Sonali and I'm Edward, and together we are Ednali!
0:15:34 > 0:15:38I'm John, that's Barney, and together we are Jarney!
0:15:38 > 0:15:41Are you guys ready to go on a tour or Orkney?
0:15:41 > 0:15:44- ALL: Yeah! - Right, let's get outta here!
0:15:44 > 0:15:46I'm really, really excited
0:15:46 > 0:15:50that Jedward are our tour guides. It's going to be an awesome day.
0:15:50 > 0:15:54It was really exciting when they ran down the mountain so we knew who it was.
0:15:54 > 0:15:58It's Team Jarney up first, with the story of Maeshowe.
0:15:58 > 0:16:01All right, guys, OK. Maeshowe is an ancient burial mound
0:16:01 > 0:16:06cos it was built to bury old, dead boned bodies.
0:16:06 > 0:16:09- No, that's wrong. - Yes, it is. Try again.
0:16:09 > 0:16:12Because they wanted to build...
0:16:13 > 0:16:15Oh, get it together!
0:16:15 > 0:16:20Because they wanted to bury dead bodies here at this burial mound.
0:16:20 > 0:16:23No, bones! Just bones, John!
0:16:23 > 0:16:25- That's right. - No, it's NOT!
0:16:25 > 0:16:29Me and Barney are going to demonstrate a Neolithic funeral.
0:16:31 > 0:16:35Back then they did not just bury the dead bodies,
0:16:35 > 0:16:38they used to rip off all the flesh off the bodies,
0:16:38 > 0:16:42resulting in crazy...eurgh!
0:16:42 > 0:16:43Uncle Jim's dead flesh.
0:16:43 > 0:16:47They didn't rip the flesh off, they left the bodies for the birds.
0:16:47 > 0:16:51They put the dead bodies in the tomb and said their goodbyes.
0:16:51 > 0:16:55- Who wants to go inside? - Me!- Me!
0:16:55 > 0:16:59These are the burial chambers, where the people used to pay tribute to their ancestors.
0:16:59 > 0:17:05The passage we came down is set out to face the sunset on the shortest day of the year.
0:17:05 > 0:17:08Who wants to recreate that special moment on the shortest day of the year?
0:17:08 > 0:17:10ALL: Yeah!
0:17:10 > 0:17:14OK, this is the mirror, and we're now going to angle it on the sun
0:17:14 > 0:17:17and reflect it all the way down the passage.
0:17:22 > 0:17:25Is it a bird, is it a plane,
0:17:25 > 0:17:26is it a Neolithic man?
0:17:26 > 0:17:30No, it's a pair of bunny ears. Well, that's enough messing around.
0:17:30 > 0:17:33Good effort there from John and Barney,
0:17:33 > 0:17:35but did they get the facts across to the tourists?
0:17:35 > 0:17:38Or was it all just rabbit, rabbit, rabbit?
0:17:38 > 0:17:43We'll find out later on, but can Sonali and Edward get off to a good start, too?
0:17:43 > 0:17:47They're telling the story of Maeshowe's Viking graffiti.
0:17:47 > 0:17:50The Vikings came and they wanted to tell the rest of the world they were here.
0:17:50 > 0:17:53They signed their names here. You know the alphabet?
0:17:53 > 0:17:55ALL: Yeah. Want to sing it?
0:17:55 > 0:18:00# A, B, C, D, E, F... #
0:18:00 > 0:18:02Wrong alphabet, Edward!
0:18:02 > 0:18:05You're meant to be talking about the runic alphabet.
0:18:05 > 0:18:07At the time, they didn't have that alphabet.
0:18:07 > 0:18:09Thank goodness!
0:18:09 > 0:18:11They had something that was called ruins.
0:18:11 > 0:18:13RUNES, man, RUNES!
0:18:13 > 0:18:17Get it right or it'll be your hope of winning that'll be in ruins!
0:18:17 > 0:18:20This type of ruin is called twig ruins.
0:18:20 > 0:18:22See the lines that look like trees?
0:18:22 > 0:18:27It's like text messages on stone walls, cos mobile phones weren't around then.
0:18:27 > 0:18:31They were writing about treasure, sometimes about girls, who was pretty, kind of thing.
0:18:31 > 0:18:35What would you write? I'd write, "Hey, this is Edward.
0:18:35 > 0:18:37"Here's my number, so call me maybe."
0:18:37 > 0:18:39THEY LAUGH
0:18:39 > 0:18:42We can't write on the walls, but let's still make a rune.
0:18:42 > 0:18:44Who wants to make a rune? Let's go!
0:18:46 > 0:18:49What are they spelling? Um...
0:18:49 > 0:18:51"Team Edward to win"?
0:18:51 > 0:18:53Oh, very clever.
0:18:53 > 0:18:56John and Barney may have something to say about that.
0:18:56 > 0:18:57They're next, at Scara Brae.
0:18:57 > 0:18:59Welcome to Scara Brae,
0:18:59 > 0:19:01a Stone Age village from the Neolithic era,
0:19:01 > 0:19:04covered in sand for 5,000 years and discovered in 1850.
0:19:04 > 0:19:07Please welcome a good friend of mine, John.
0:19:08 > 0:19:12Me Stone Age man. No speak English!
0:19:12 > 0:19:13So I'm going to translate for him.
0:19:13 > 0:19:17Oooh oooh! Waaaagh! Eaaaagh!
0:19:17 > 0:19:20So John, the Stone Age man, lived here with his family.
0:19:20 > 0:19:22What did you do for a living?
0:19:22 > 0:19:25- Moooo!- There's a cow there. - Baaaaa!
0:19:25 > 0:19:27- These are farmyard animals. - John's a farmer.
0:19:27 > 0:19:29Ears. Jewellery?
0:19:29 > 0:19:31They also made jewellery here.
0:19:31 > 0:19:34HE GRUNTS AND STRAINS
0:19:34 > 0:19:36ALL LAUGH
0:19:36 > 0:19:41I think we're now talking about... He ate a lot of meat and it had certain consequences.
0:19:41 > 0:19:46I'm guessing. You might think the way John's playing this is daft.
0:19:46 > 0:19:48They were actually very intelligent.
0:19:48 > 0:19:51They had drainage systems before the Romans thought about it
0:19:51 > 0:19:53and the village they built lasted 600 years.
0:19:53 > 0:19:56- Want to go and see it? - ALL: Yeah!
0:19:56 > 0:20:00Aha! The story of Scara Brae told by John and Barney
0:20:00 > 0:20:02in their own unique way.
0:20:02 > 0:20:08- I really enjoyed the tour of Scara Brae.- I enjoyed John dressed up as a caveman. It was really funny.
0:20:08 > 0:20:11But was all the clowning around a distraction for the tourists?
0:20:14 > 0:20:19Will they remember all the facts about Scara Brae and life in a Neolithic village,
0:20:19 > 0:20:22or will the sight of John pretending to go to the toilet
0:20:22 > 0:20:24be all that lingers in their memory?
0:20:24 > 0:20:27HE GRUNTS AND FARTS
0:20:27 > 0:20:29For the tourists' sake, I hope not.
0:20:29 > 0:20:33We'll soon find out when they take the big test later.
0:20:33 > 0:20:36But for now, on with the tour.
0:20:36 > 0:20:40Next stop for Edward and Sonali, it's the Ring of Brodgar.
0:20:40 > 0:20:42- What are you wearing? - Are you sure about this?
0:20:42 > 0:20:45Of course I'm sure! I've seen it in the movies.
0:20:45 > 0:20:48Lord of the Rings! Gandalf!
0:20:48 > 0:20:51I'm not sure he was a Neolithic priest. I'm not sure this is right.
0:20:51 > 0:20:54Maybe they won't notice it's wrong.
0:20:54 > 0:20:57Welcome to a sacred place...
0:20:57 > 0:21:01full of ancient stones.
0:21:01 > 0:21:03- Built... - THEY LAUGH
0:21:03 > 0:21:05Can I see that again, please?
0:21:05 > 0:21:07Ha ha, love it!
0:21:07 > 0:21:08In your face!
0:21:08 > 0:21:10So, as you were saying?
0:21:10 > 0:21:15Built in Neolithic times, without the help of modern technology...
0:21:15 > 0:21:19MOBILE PHONE RINGS Yo, Mammy, what's up, yeah? Some place called Bognor.
0:21:19 > 0:21:21ALL LAUGH
0:21:21 > 0:21:25- Brodgar! The Ring of Brodgar! - Ring of Brodgar, Mammy.
0:21:25 > 0:21:26Give me that.
0:21:26 > 0:21:29Hi, Mummy Jedward. Can he call you back?
0:21:29 > 0:21:31I want you guys to close your eyes,
0:21:31 > 0:21:35take yourselves back to a time that was calmer,
0:21:35 > 0:21:38- simpler, quieter. - HE BEATS DRUM
0:21:38 > 0:21:40Edward, what are you doing?!
0:21:40 > 0:21:45- LOUD CHANTING AND DRUMMING - You're going to wake the dead!
0:21:45 > 0:21:47That's what I'm trying to do, wake up the dead!
0:21:47 > 0:21:49Who wants to wake up the dead with me?
0:21:49 > 0:21:52- ALL: Yeah! - Let's all go for it.
0:21:52 > 0:21:55- Aya pacha! Aya pacha! - Aya pacha! Aya pacha!
0:21:55 > 0:21:59CHANTING AND DRUMMING
0:22:00 > 0:22:03We're going to wake the dead!
0:22:03 > 0:22:05Aya pacha! Aya... Sorry, I was enjoying that.
0:22:05 > 0:22:09Trying to wake the dead is more fun than you'd think!
0:22:09 > 0:22:14Next, John and Barney are at the Broch of Gurness for a special edition of Iron Age Cribs.
0:22:14 > 0:22:17Welcome! I am John and this is the Broch of Gurness,
0:22:17 > 0:22:20a place for a wealthy and powerful chieftain,
0:22:20 > 0:22:23- who goes by the name of... - MC Iron Age. How's it goin'?
0:22:23 > 0:22:25This is m'crib, yeah?
0:22:26 > 0:22:28Massive!
0:22:28 > 0:22:31That is my hearth, yeah? That's where the fire was, yeah?
0:22:31 > 0:22:34We was there one night, yeah, thinkin' of names for bands
0:22:34 > 0:22:36and we were rolling stones
0:22:36 > 0:22:40and we thought, "Hey, that's a great name," and we came up with McFly.
0:22:40 > 0:22:42You've got an amazing roof!
0:22:42 > 0:22:45That's me skylight I had put in, yeah?
0:22:45 > 0:22:47That was, like, the first floor, yeah?
0:22:47 > 0:22:50This is where I cooked me fish, yeah? A well hot cooker, that.
0:22:50 > 0:22:54Also I built my own little village for my homies to live.
0:22:54 > 0:22:57You is well gonna love this. I had it made for me friends.
0:22:57 > 0:23:01They's on tour, yeah? That is all me houses and this is a street, yeah?
0:23:01 > 0:23:04I got to do a video call with me mate.
0:23:04 > 0:23:0650 Pence, he's my favourite rapper, yeah?
0:23:06 > 0:23:09- So if you could all get off my land?- Charming!
0:23:09 > 0:23:11We're off to the beach anyway!
0:23:11 > 0:23:14- Where's Edward?- At the start of the 9th century AD,
0:23:14 > 0:23:17there were some new visitors to this island.
0:23:17 > 0:23:21- ROOOOAAARRRR! - What are you doing?
0:23:21 > 0:23:23I'm a Viking! Grrrr!
0:23:23 > 0:23:26I hate to break it to you when you've made such an effort,
0:23:26 > 0:23:30- but Vikings didn't have helmets with horns like this.- Oh.
0:23:31 > 0:23:33ROOOOAAAAARRR!
0:23:33 > 0:23:37I'm a blood-thirsty Viking and I'm here to take all your gold
0:23:37 > 0:23:40and take all your family and go back home!
0:23:40 > 0:23:41Ha ha ha!
0:23:41 > 0:23:43That's not quite how it went down.
0:23:43 > 0:23:46They were really violent when they first came here.
0:23:46 > 0:23:52Then they decided they really liked it here and decided to settle down and start families and stuff.
0:23:52 > 0:23:56Hm, so no helmets, not always blood-thirsty. Let's try again.
0:23:56 > 0:23:57RRRRROOOOOAAAAAR!
0:23:57 > 0:23:59I'm a blood-thirsty Viking
0:23:59 > 0:24:04and I'm going to settle down and have families and have friends!
0:24:04 > 0:24:06That didn't sound very Viking-y.
0:24:06 > 0:24:11I thought I killed people and went crazy. I didn't know they were civilised.
0:24:11 > 0:24:14- They're kind of pathetic. - Who are you calling pathetic?!
0:24:14 > 0:24:16You, you bunch of softies!
0:24:16 > 0:24:18Softies?!
0:24:18 > 0:24:19Oops.
0:24:19 > 0:24:20Oh, crumbs!
0:24:20 > 0:24:23That'll teach you not to upset a Viking, Edward.
0:24:23 > 0:24:26Loads of descendants of Vikings still live here
0:24:26 > 0:24:30and don't anger those descendants, cos they can run fast.
0:24:30 > 0:24:31AAAAAAARRRGH!
0:24:31 > 0:24:33Poor Edward.
0:24:34 > 0:24:37Well, that's it. That's all the tours over
0:24:37 > 0:24:42and, as the sun sets on the Broch of Gurness, it's time for the tourists to take the big test.
0:24:45 > 0:24:48They'll be asked two questions on each of the stories.
0:24:48 > 0:24:51For each correct answer, there's a point for the team
0:24:51 > 0:24:55that told that story, and the team with the most points will win.
0:24:55 > 0:24:58- Did we get the facts across? - Yeah, we totally did!
0:24:58 > 0:25:02- We did this, OK? We did this! - I think...- We did this!
0:25:02 > 0:25:04You did an amazing job.
0:25:04 > 0:25:05I'm really proud of you.
0:25:05 > 0:25:08Come in for a Jed-hug. Come here, come here. Bring it in.
0:25:08 > 0:25:10Oh, thank you.
0:25:10 > 0:25:14- Can you hear those waves?- I can. - Those waves are clapping for us right now
0:25:14 > 0:25:18- cos we did such a good job.- Do you think we won?- I think we won.
0:25:18 > 0:25:20So both teams are confident then,
0:25:20 > 0:25:23but are they right to be so sure of themselves?
0:25:23 > 0:25:26How much will they remember about Vikings?
0:25:26 > 0:25:27RRROOOAAAARRRR!
0:25:27 > 0:25:30Will they recall what Maeshowe was used for?
0:25:30 > 0:25:32These are the burial chambers.
0:25:32 > 0:25:35And how much will come back to them about Scara Brae?
0:25:35 > 0:25:37HE GRUNTS AND FARTS
0:25:37 > 0:25:38Not that bit, I hope.
0:25:38 > 0:25:42I really want Barney and John to win cos they're really funny.
0:25:42 > 0:25:45I really want Edward to win
0:25:45 > 0:25:48cos he made me laugh the most and they were really funny.
0:25:48 > 0:25:51I think they're both great and they're both good fun.
0:25:51 > 0:25:55So far, John has won every single show in the series,
0:25:55 > 0:25:58but can Edward finally stop it being a total whitewash
0:25:58 > 0:26:02and prove that he too has what it takes to be a tour guide?
0:26:02 > 0:26:04The sun has set
0:26:04 > 0:26:06and night has fallen on Orkney.
0:26:06 > 0:26:08No-one's going to bed
0:26:08 > 0:26:12until we find out who's won the final big adventure this series.
0:26:12 > 0:26:15Amy is back with the all-important results.
0:26:15 > 0:26:18Go on, Amy, the suspense is killing me!
0:26:18 > 0:26:21So here we are at the end of Jedward's Big Adventure in Orkney.
0:26:21 > 0:26:23It's time to find out who are the winners
0:26:23 > 0:26:25and who are the losers.
0:26:25 > 0:26:28Edward and Sonali's team, 54 points.
0:26:28 > 0:26:29That's really good.
0:26:29 > 0:26:31John and Barney...
0:26:33 > 0:26:35..22 points.
0:26:35 > 0:26:36EDWARD AND SONALI CHEER
0:26:36 > 0:26:39Edward's done it at last!
0:26:39 > 0:26:41Well done, Team Edward!
0:26:41 > 0:26:43BOTH: We won!
0:26:43 > 0:26:45You lost!
0:26:45 > 0:26:47L-O-S-E...
0:26:47 > 0:26:49L-O-S-E-D...
0:26:49 > 0:26:51L-O-S-T-E-D...
0:26:51 > 0:26:55Oh, dear. You might finally be a good tour guide, Edward,
0:26:55 > 0:26:57but your spelling's rubbish!
0:26:57 > 0:27:00Get ready for that treacle, Team Jarney.
0:27:00 > 0:27:03How are they going to cover us in treacle if we're running?
0:27:03 > 0:27:04Come back, you cowards!
0:27:04 > 0:27:07Get back here!
0:27:08 > 0:27:11Don't worry, Amy, you tried your best.
0:27:11 > 0:27:14Go for it, Edward. Sweet revenge at last.
0:27:14 > 0:27:17Sweet - get it? No? Oh, well.
0:27:17 > 0:27:21- Let's get on with this ancient Orcadian tradition.- Ohhh!
0:27:21 > 0:27:22Eurgh!
0:27:22 > 0:27:26It feels so...loser-ish.
0:27:26 > 0:27:28Aaagh!
0:27:28 > 0:27:31It's normally done to a groom before his wedding
0:27:31 > 0:27:34and no-one's sure of its origin, but it's definitely mean.
0:27:34 > 0:27:36- Eurgh! - And fun!
0:27:36 > 0:27:39- I feel like a cake. - We've created modern art here.
0:27:39 > 0:27:42- We won! - CHEERING
0:27:42 > 0:27:44Victory party!
0:27:44 > 0:27:45Guys!
0:27:45 > 0:27:47- Edward! - It's not funny!
0:27:47 > 0:27:52I woke up this morning, did the tour, rocked it, won. This is the life.
0:27:52 > 0:27:54Our arms are tied together.
0:27:54 > 0:27:57Let's sing a campfire song. One, two, three!
0:27:57 > 0:28:00# Come with us, there's so much to discover
0:28:00 > 0:28:03# A crazy adventure with me and my brother
0:28:03 > 0:28:05# We'll dig up things that will freak you out
0:28:05 > 0:28:08# Cos this is Jedward's Big Adventure! #
0:28:08 > 0:28:10ALL CHEER