0:00:02 > 0:00:03The United Kingdom, Land of Hope and Glory!
0:00:03 > 0:00:06And who was entrusted with our nation's heritage?
0:00:06 > 0:00:08Why, Jedward, of course!
0:00:08 > 0:00:12Yes, it's a special award show, featuring all the very best bits
0:00:12 > 0:00:15from three jam-packed series of Jedward's Big Adventure.
0:00:15 > 0:00:17- So, what's this?- A shield.
0:00:17 > 0:00:18They came, they saw,
0:00:18 > 0:00:21they surprised tourists the length and breadth of the land!
0:00:22 > 0:00:25From the stunning islands of Orkney in Scotland
0:00:25 > 0:00:27to the majestic River Thames in London.
0:00:27 > 0:00:29BOTH: # London Bridge is falling down
0:00:29 > 0:00:31# Falling down, falling down... #
0:00:31 > 0:00:33We've seen the splendour of the Royal Palace,
0:00:33 > 0:00:37felt terror in the Tower, taken to the skies over Duxford
0:00:37 > 0:00:39and rolled down a hill in a ball full of cheese!
0:00:39 > 0:00:41BLUR: # Woo-hoo! #
0:00:41 > 0:00:44- We've had costumes galore... - Oh, no, I got the potato!
0:00:44 > 0:00:45..celebrities to adore!
0:00:45 > 0:00:48And the boys have given some really shocking tours!
0:00:48 > 0:00:50What do you guys know about the River Th-ames?
0:00:50 > 0:00:52It's not Th-ames, it's T-ames!
0:00:52 > 0:00:55I hate to break it to you, when you have made such an effort,
0:00:55 > 0:00:57but Vikings didn't have helmets with horns like this.
0:00:57 > 0:00:59Do you know who built the Tower?
0:00:59 > 0:01:02- I think Shakespeare built the Tower. - Shakespeare?
0:01:02 > 0:01:04There's been so many Jepic moments,
0:01:04 > 0:01:06you've struggled to choose your favourites!
0:01:06 > 0:01:11But fear not, we've done it for you in a glitzy celebrity awards show!
0:01:11 > 0:01:14So, sit back and hold on tight!
0:01:14 > 0:01:17It's the Jed Awards!
0:01:17 > 0:01:19What could possibly go wrong?
0:01:21 > 0:01:23# Come with us There's so much to discover
0:01:23 > 0:01:26# Crazy adventures with me and my brother
0:01:26 > 0:01:28# We'll dig up things that will freak you out
0:01:28 > 0:01:31# Cos this is Jedward's Big Adventure
0:01:31 > 0:01:33# Be your tour guides There's so much to do
0:01:33 > 0:01:36# There's a whole planet out there and it's just for you
0:01:36 > 0:01:38# Never know what you'll find and we'll mess with your mind
0:01:38 > 0:01:41# Hair-raising trail-blazing, totally wild
0:01:41 > 0:01:44# Jedward's Big Adventure. #
0:01:44 > 0:01:48Hello, ladies and gentlemen, great to have you here.
0:01:48 > 0:01:50BOTH: Welcome to our special awards show!
0:01:50 > 0:01:52We've chosen all the most awesome bits
0:01:52 > 0:01:55from every series of Jedward's Big Adventure!
0:01:55 > 0:01:58And we're going to give out these totally cool Jed Awards
0:01:58 > 0:02:00- for all the best stuff!- Yeah!
0:02:00 > 0:02:03We really dressed up for the occasion. We even got dickie bows!
0:02:03 > 0:02:08Anyway, we've been to so many wild places, with awesome stories,
0:02:08 > 0:02:11crazy outfits and cool celebrity guests!
0:02:11 > 0:02:14It's been an amazing ride through history, John.
0:02:14 > 0:02:17It sure has, Edward, but how can we possibly sum up
0:02:17 > 0:02:20how awesome the show has been over three series?
0:02:20 > 0:02:24If only we had a totally cool Jepic montage to show everyone.
0:02:24 > 0:02:26Edward, guess what?
0:02:26 > 0:02:29- We do! That's the next bit! - Awesome!- Take a look.
0:02:31 > 0:02:34Yes, over the past three series, Jedward have surprised,
0:02:34 > 0:02:36- literally, hundreds of tourists. - SCREAMING
0:02:36 > 0:02:38What's up, guys?!
0:02:38 > 0:02:41What's up, guys?! I'm John! SCREAMING
0:02:41 > 0:02:44- I thought they weren't real! And they are!- They are!
0:02:44 > 0:02:46- They've given their experts a hard time!- Wow!
0:02:46 > 0:02:49- Are we there yet?- No. - Are we there yet?- No.
0:02:49 > 0:02:50- Are we there yet?- No.
0:02:50 > 0:02:53- And where are the boats? - John, we're inland.
0:02:53 > 0:02:56Talk to the hand, because the face ain't listening!
0:02:56 > 0:02:58Could they not have got fish to pull the boat?
0:02:58 > 0:03:00HE LAUGHS
0:03:02 > 0:03:05They've worried about their hair...a lot!
0:03:05 > 0:03:08It's so windy here, our hair is actually trying to fight the wind!
0:03:08 > 0:03:10And the hair won!
0:03:10 > 0:03:14I'm thinking of changing my hair to a red mohawk! What do you think?
0:03:14 > 0:03:15I'm glad you didn't!
0:03:15 > 0:03:19- Sorry about the hair, lads, I just have to plonk it on, OK?- Really?!
0:03:19 > 0:03:21Wait, wait!
0:03:21 > 0:03:22Agh, no! Agh, my hair!
0:03:22 > 0:03:27- They've baffled their celebrity team-mates...- I don't understand!
0:03:27 > 0:03:30- You're meant to be helping!- I would help you, if you told me anything!
0:03:30 > 0:03:33- I can't remember everything... - Awkward!
0:03:33 > 0:03:35But he doesn't even know where London is on the globe!
0:03:35 > 0:03:39- Argh!- ..and given places all over the UK the run-around!
0:03:39 > 0:03:43# I don't care! I love it!
0:03:43 > 0:03:46# I don't care! I love it! I love it!
0:03:46 > 0:03:50# I don't care! I love it!
0:03:50 > 0:03:52# I don't care... #
0:03:52 > 0:03:53LAUGHTER
0:03:55 > 0:03:57Jedward! APPLAUSE
0:03:57 > 0:04:00OK, everybody knows Jedward like to dance.
0:04:00 > 0:04:04MUSIC: "Party Rock Anthem" by LMFAO ft Lauren Bennt, GoonRock
0:04:04 > 0:04:06- RECORD SCRATCHES - Hey, come on!
0:04:06 > 0:04:07We were enjoying that!
0:04:07 > 0:04:11And there are tonnes of cool dancing moments in our big adventures!
0:04:11 > 0:04:14So, this first award is totally hard to decide!
0:04:14 > 0:04:17It's the Jed Award for Best Choreography!
0:04:17 > 0:04:19Here are the nominees.
0:04:23 > 0:04:25Queen of the Jungle, Stacey Solomon,
0:04:25 > 0:04:29learned some baroque dancing with John in Greenwich.
0:04:29 > 0:04:31BAROQUE MUSIC PLAYS
0:04:36 > 0:04:40Katie McGlynn got a serious case of the jitterbug with Edward
0:04:40 > 0:04:42at the Duxford Air Museum.
0:04:42 > 0:04:44FORTIES MUSIC PLAYS
0:04:44 > 0:04:48Katie Thistleton kept it Strictly Ballroom
0:04:48 > 0:04:50with Edward in Blackpool!
0:04:50 > 0:04:51WURLITZER PLAYS
0:04:54 > 0:04:58- JAUNTY MUSIC PLAYS - Not actually STRICTLY ballroom!
0:04:58 > 0:05:03And the boys performed the Macarena wearing kilts in Edinburgh!
0:05:03 > 0:05:06That doesn't even sound like a good idea!
0:05:07 > 0:05:09BOTH: There's no place like Scotland.
0:05:09 > 0:05:11There's no place like Scotland.
0:05:11 > 0:05:15And the winner of the Jed Award for Best choreography is...
0:05:15 > 0:05:17Five, six, seven, eight... DRUM ROLL
0:05:17 > 0:05:21CYMBAL CRASH Baroque dancing with Stacey Solomon!
0:05:21 > 0:05:22APPLAUSE
0:05:23 > 0:05:28And here to accept the award is Stacey Solomon!
0:05:28 > 0:05:30CHEERING
0:05:30 > 0:05:34Stacey Solomon! APPLAUSE
0:05:34 > 0:05:37APPLAUSE STOPS Stacey Solomon?
0:05:37 > 0:05:39Edward! She's not here!
0:05:39 > 0:05:43Sadly, Stacey Solomon could not be with us to collect this award,
0:05:43 > 0:05:45but she did send this video message.
0:05:45 > 0:05:50I can't believe that I got an award for Best Choreography
0:05:50 > 0:05:53on Jedward's Big Adventure! This is amazing!
0:05:53 > 0:05:56This is probably one of my proudest moments!
0:05:56 > 0:06:00I had so much fun doing the baroque dancing in Greenwich!
0:06:00 > 0:06:02I... I just... I mean...
0:06:02 > 0:06:05I never in a million years thought I would win anything!
0:06:05 > 0:06:07This is amazing!
0:06:07 > 0:06:11Aw, that's so sweet! Stacey is totally cool!
0:06:11 > 0:06:14Yeah, but, John, how come Stacey couldn't make it to the Jed Awards?
0:06:14 > 0:06:18I don't know, Edward. Maybe she had something more important to do.
0:06:18 > 0:06:20Er, what's more important than the Jed Awards?!
0:06:20 > 0:06:23Anyway, it's time for our next award!
0:06:23 > 0:06:26Jedward's Big Adventure's all about finding out
0:06:26 > 0:06:28the amazing history of all these cool places!
0:06:28 > 0:06:33Yeah, but sometimes, the best way to tell a story is to act it out.
0:06:33 > 0:06:36Like a play, only shorter and on TV!
0:06:36 > 0:06:39Edward, they get it! Come on!
0:06:39 > 0:06:42It's the Jed Award for Best Historical Re-enactment!
0:06:42 > 0:06:43Here are the nominees.
0:06:47 > 0:06:50John acting like a Neolithic numbskull in Orkney.
0:06:50 > 0:06:51HE YELLS AND BLEATS
0:06:51 > 0:06:53HE GRUNTS
0:06:53 > 0:06:56I am Lord Horatio Nelson, commander-in-chief...
0:06:56 > 0:06:59John and Shannon Flynn with their re-enactment
0:06:59 > 0:07:01of Admiral Nelson's final moments in Greenwich.
0:07:01 > 0:07:03Kiss me, Hardy!
0:07:03 > 0:07:04Not a chance!
0:07:04 > 0:07:07Oh! I think I might have a little cry!
0:07:07 > 0:07:11Kelly-Anne Lyons, whose Jane Austen was definitely more non-sense,
0:07:11 > 0:07:13than sensibility, in Bath!
0:07:17 > 0:07:22Or will John's Emperor Hadrian stand the test of time at Hadrian's Wall?
0:07:22 > 0:07:26Why are you standing like that? Stand up straight! Stand up straight!
0:07:26 > 0:07:28Is that OK, Emperor?
0:07:28 > 0:07:29Yeah.
0:07:29 > 0:07:33And the Jed Award for Best Historical Re-enactment goes to...
0:07:33 > 0:07:35DRUM ROLL Are you ready for this?
0:07:35 > 0:07:37Is everybody ready?
0:07:37 > 0:07:41Kelly-Anne Lyons for Nonsense and Sensibility!
0:07:41 > 0:07:43APPLAUSE
0:07:44 > 0:07:47Sadly, Kelly-Anne couldn't be with us today.
0:07:47 > 0:07:49- CROWD: Aw! - What?! Edward...
0:07:49 > 0:07:53- Kelly-Anne is definitely avoiding us!- Why?
0:07:53 > 0:07:55Because, remember that time we waved at her
0:07:55 > 0:07:57and she jumped in the dustbin?
0:07:57 > 0:08:01Or that other time, when we were coming her way
0:08:01 > 0:08:04and she, like, got on the Millennium Wheel?
0:08:04 > 0:08:07John, maybe she just wanted to go on the Millennium Wheel.
0:08:07 > 0:08:10Edward, she went around eight times!
0:08:10 > 0:08:12Oh, yeah.
0:08:12 > 0:08:15Anyway, here's a message from Kelly-Anne!
0:08:15 > 0:08:18Oh, thank you so, so much!
0:08:18 > 0:08:20Oh-oh! Gosh!
0:08:20 > 0:08:24Um, I'd like to thank myself, cos clearly, I'm amazing! Yes!
0:08:24 > 0:08:27Um, and like to thank the other nominees. You are wonderful!
0:08:27 > 0:08:30You really are! But, um, you're just not quite as good as me!
0:08:30 > 0:08:33But keep trying! Um, I'd like to thank the director!
0:08:33 > 0:08:37Oh, the director, yes! I mean, I don't remember your name,
0:08:37 > 0:08:39but your directing was unforgettable!
0:08:39 > 0:08:43My nan's best friend's friend Linda...
0:08:43 > 0:08:47Oh! Linda, we met that one time, we did, and it was a great day!
0:08:47 > 0:08:50It was such a great day! Um... Oh, my gosh!
0:08:50 > 0:08:54Megatron and Optimus Prime, thank you so much!
0:08:54 > 0:08:57I mean, this wouldn't have happened without you! And I know
0:08:57 > 0:09:00you've had your differences, and we've had our differences,
0:09:00 > 0:09:03but this is what matters in the end! It's everyone...
0:09:03 > 0:09:05Edward!
0:09:05 > 0:09:07Edward, wake up!
0:09:07 > 0:09:10- Rihanna, don't take my shoelace! - What?!- OK!
0:09:10 > 0:09:12Nothing!
0:09:12 > 0:09:14Has Kelly-Anne finished her speech?
0:09:14 > 0:09:16Yeah, Edward, she has.
0:09:16 > 0:09:20- I actually feel older than before that speech!- I know. Me, too.
0:09:20 > 0:09:23OK, it's now time for the Jed Award for Best Dramatic Stunt.
0:09:23 > 0:09:27- Here are the... What, Edward? - Nominees!- Yeah!
0:09:30 > 0:09:33- Remember when Jedward blew up a rock in Dorset?- Let's do this!
0:09:33 > 0:09:35Oh, we had a blast!
0:09:35 > 0:09:37Wow!
0:09:37 > 0:09:40JEDWARD GASP AND SHOUT
0:09:41 > 0:09:43- Cool!- It's crazy!
0:09:43 > 0:09:45A true Scotsman doesn't wear anything under his kilt,
0:09:45 > 0:09:48so here's John performing the most dangerous stunt known to man!
0:09:48 > 0:09:50- LOUD GASPS - Close your eyes, kids! Whoa!
0:09:55 > 0:09:59- Katie and Edward flicked the switch at Blackpool Illuminations!- Yes!
0:09:59 > 0:10:01Woo-hoo! Yey, they're on!
0:10:01 > 0:10:06- Six miles of lights!- Check it out! - Blackpool rocks!- That's amazing!
0:10:06 > 0:10:09- Look, it says Jedward on the tower!- I know!
0:10:09 > 0:10:11J-E-D-W-A-R-D!
0:10:11 > 0:10:16- Wow!- And... Me, Jedward. Me make fire at Cheddar Gorge.
0:10:16 > 0:10:19He's going to burn his thumbs!
0:10:19 > 0:10:21Stand back!
0:10:21 > 0:10:23- Woo!- Yeah!
0:10:23 > 0:10:27Kids, don't try this at home! He's a fully trained caveman!
0:10:27 > 0:10:29And the winner of the Jed Award
0:10:29 > 0:10:32- for Best Dramatic Stunt goes to... - DRUM ROLL
0:10:32 > 0:10:35Katie Thistleton and the Blackpool Illuminations!
0:10:35 > 0:10:36APPLAUSE
0:10:37 > 0:10:39She totally lit that place up!
0:10:39 > 0:10:43And she's here to light THIS place up and accept her award!
0:10:43 > 0:10:47- It's the beautiful Katie Thistleton! - MOBILE PHONE BEEPS
0:10:47 > 0:10:50John... I have some good news and I have some bad news.
0:10:50 > 0:10:53- What do you want first?- Good news?
0:10:53 > 0:10:56The good news is I got a cool phone case!
0:10:56 > 0:10:59- Bad news?- Katie couldn't make it.
0:10:59 > 0:11:01- CROWD: Aw! - What?!
0:11:01 > 0:11:02But you know, it's no big deal.
0:11:02 > 0:11:05She sent us a video message! Check it out!
0:11:05 > 0:11:08Hello! I'm so sorry I couldn't be there to accept the award in person,
0:11:08 > 0:11:11but I am so grateful. Thank you so much.
0:11:11 > 0:11:16It means the world to me to accept the BAFTA Award for Best Presenter!
0:11:16 > 0:11:18HE WHISPERS
0:11:18 > 0:11:22Hang on, what do you mean it's not the BAFTAs? What is it, then?
0:11:24 > 0:11:28Er, the Jed...? I've never even heard of the Jed Awards!
0:11:28 > 0:11:33Well, I, er... I, literally, don't know what to say!
0:11:33 > 0:11:34Thanks!
0:11:35 > 0:11:40OK, and now for one of my favourite awards - Best Celebrity Phobia!
0:11:40 > 0:11:44We've had some pretty strange celebrity fears in this show!
0:11:44 > 0:11:49- Right, Edward?- Totally, John! You have a wasp on your shoulder.
0:11:49 > 0:11:52Agh! Get it off!
0:11:52 > 0:11:55Here are the nominees. Gets him every time!
0:11:58 > 0:11:59I just don't like fish.
0:11:59 > 0:12:02- Richard Wisker and fish! - Not good, I feel really sick!
0:12:02 > 0:12:05MUSIC: Theme from "Jaws" by John Williams
0:12:05 > 0:12:06Here we go!
0:12:06 > 0:12:12MUSIC: "Fish Slapping Dance" from Monty Python's Flying Circus
0:12:12 > 0:12:14Hey, Richard! If you're terrified of fish,
0:12:14 > 0:12:17maybe think twice before agreeing to do this show about the Thames!
0:12:17 > 0:12:18Just a thought!
0:12:20 > 0:12:23- You won't even know she's landed... - Bobby Lockwood! Owls!
0:12:23 > 0:12:27You get to fly an owl, just like in Harry Potter! Hedwig! Amazing!
0:12:27 > 0:12:31Yeah, I don't actually like owls. I'm, kind of, a bit scared of them.
0:12:31 > 0:12:32- Do it!- She's beautiful.
0:12:32 > 0:12:35- I can't! I can't do it.- It certainly wasn't a hoot for brave Bobby,
0:12:35 > 0:12:38as he faced his fears getting up close and personal
0:12:38 > 0:12:40- with these birds of prey in Stratford.- Oh...
0:12:40 > 0:12:43- Edward...- Oh, wow!- ..heights!
0:12:43 > 0:12:45- Agh!- Edward got the jelly legs
0:12:45 > 0:12:48on Carrick-a-Rede Rope Bridge in Northern Ireland!
0:12:49 > 0:12:51If you look down, it's actually the scariest thing ever!
0:12:51 > 0:12:55- Don't look down! - Don't! I'm serious, John, stop!
0:12:55 > 0:12:59And the winner of Best Celebrity Phobia is...
0:12:59 > 0:13:01DRUM ROLL ..Bobby Lockwood and the owls!
0:13:01 > 0:13:03- APPLAUSE - Toot-toot!
0:13:03 > 0:13:05Run, Bobby, run!
0:13:08 > 0:13:11Edward, I've got major respect for Bobby.
0:13:11 > 0:13:15He was so brave, facing up to his fear!
0:13:15 > 0:13:19- I just wonder why he didn't turn up. - Did you try calling him?- Yeah!
0:13:19 > 0:13:22Like 50 times! I even went to his house.
0:13:22 > 0:13:24But he wouldn't come out.
0:13:24 > 0:13:29- But he did push this DVD through the letter box!- Press play!
0:13:29 > 0:13:32Thanks so much for this award, guys. I'm sorry I can't be there.
0:13:32 > 0:13:34But I was kind of worried that there might be another owl there,
0:13:34 > 0:13:36so I decided to stay well away.
0:13:36 > 0:13:40That truly was one of the most terrific experiences of my life.
0:13:40 > 0:13:43And it was meant to be, you know, an award for winning.
0:13:43 > 0:13:44But anyway, er, hopefully,
0:13:44 > 0:13:48I'll never go on your show again. Thanks a lot.
0:13:48 > 0:13:51Hey, John, I'm starting to think that people don't want to come
0:13:51 > 0:13:52and collect their Jed Awards!
0:13:52 > 0:13:56Edward, don't be ridiculous! The only people who couldn't come
0:13:56 > 0:14:01was Stacey, Kelly-Anne, Katie and Bobby.
0:14:01 > 0:14:05- That's everybody so far, John! Everybody!- Oh, yeah!
0:14:05 > 0:14:08But anyway, Edward, remember how the losing tour guide always
0:14:08 > 0:14:12- has to do a forfeit?- Yeah, some of them are the worst things ever!
0:14:12 > 0:14:15Well, this is the Jed Award for Best Worst Forfeit,
0:14:15 > 0:14:18- and here are the nominees.- Yeah!
0:14:22 > 0:14:26It's curds and whey-hey for Edward and Kieran at Cheddar Gorge!
0:14:26 > 0:14:27Agh!
0:14:27 > 0:14:30Take that, Edward! Take that!
0:14:30 > 0:14:31LAUGHTER
0:14:33 > 0:14:35John and Barney were covered
0:14:35 > 0:14:37in treacle, flour and cornflakes in Orkney.
0:14:37 > 0:14:40- Are you kidding? - No! Agh! I feel like a cake!
0:14:40 > 0:14:43We've created modern art here!
0:14:43 > 0:14:48- No!- Wee and poo, Gardy loo for John and Naomi in Edinburgh!
0:14:48 > 0:14:50BOTH: Gardy loo!
0:14:50 > 0:14:52SCREAMING
0:14:52 > 0:14:55- Ooh!- Stinks! - Is my hair ruined?- Eugh!
0:14:55 > 0:14:57Gardy loo!
0:14:57 > 0:15:00Shannon Flynn mucking about in a pile of manure in Shropshire!
0:15:00 > 0:15:04Shannon, I can't believe we're in a giant pile of poo!
0:15:04 > 0:15:06How much poo is there actually here?!
0:15:06 > 0:15:08- I'm going to be sick!- Eugh!
0:15:08 > 0:15:10MANURE SQUELCHES
0:15:10 > 0:15:13And Edward and Johny Pitts got to take
0:15:13 > 0:15:15a nice relaxing bath at Hadrian's Wall!
0:15:15 > 0:15:17Down!
0:15:17 > 0:15:18Agh! Agh!
0:15:18 > 0:15:21Agh! Agh! Agh!
0:15:23 > 0:15:25Don't, please!
0:15:27 > 0:15:30Brr! Seeing that still makes me feel chilly!
0:15:30 > 0:15:32Edward, come on, that was so funny!
0:15:32 > 0:15:36And the Jed Award for Best Worst Forfeit goes to...
0:15:36 > 0:15:39DRUM ROLL ..Naomi Wilkinson for Gardy loo!
0:15:39 > 0:15:40APPLAUSE
0:15:42 > 0:15:46It was pretty gross, but at least it wasn't real wee!
0:15:46 > 0:15:48Yeah, that's that you think.
0:15:48 > 0:15:51- What?!- John, I'm only kidding!
0:15:51 > 0:15:54We don't use real poo and pee on CBBC!
0:15:54 > 0:15:56- That'd be crazy!- Whatever!
0:15:56 > 0:15:59- (Whatever.)- Unfortunately, Naomi couldn't be with us today.
0:15:59 > 0:16:01- CROWD: Aw! - You're joking me!
0:16:01 > 0:16:05- Another one!- John, no big deal! She left us a cool video!
0:16:05 > 0:16:09Right, Jedward, I was buried in a grave in Scotland
0:16:09 > 0:16:13and covered in horrible worms and stuff! Then I nearly froze to death
0:16:13 > 0:16:15on the top of Edinburgh Castle while we juggled haggis!
0:16:15 > 0:16:19I nearly drowned in torrential icy rain! I've never recovered!
0:16:19 > 0:16:21I got a cold for weeks! And as if that wasn't enough,
0:16:21 > 0:16:26to top it all off, I had wee and poo thrown on me out of a window
0:16:26 > 0:16:29while people shouted, "Gardy loo! Gardy loo!" in French!
0:16:29 > 0:16:31It was all over my lovely hair!
0:16:31 > 0:16:33It was horrible, horrible, horrible!
0:16:33 > 0:16:36Although, it has made my hair exceptionally shiny!
0:16:36 > 0:16:39And I do love an award. So I'm going to treasure this.
0:16:39 > 0:16:41Thank you, Jedward.
0:16:41 > 0:16:44But never invite me on that show again!
0:16:44 > 0:16:47OK! The next award is pretty awesome!
0:16:47 > 0:16:50Yeah, Edwards, they're ALL pretty awesome!
0:16:50 > 0:16:52Yeah, the Jed Awards rule!
0:16:52 > 0:16:55- BOTH: We rule! - Yeah!- Yeah, what!
0:16:55 > 0:16:59Here is the next Jed Award for Best Costume.
0:16:59 > 0:17:02And here are the nominees.
0:17:05 > 0:17:08John learning about fossilisation wearing a blue leotard
0:17:08 > 0:17:11at the Jurassic Coast. I'm sure it made sense at the time.
0:17:11 > 0:17:13- Do I look cool?- Yeah, it's all in the name of history.
0:17:13 > 0:17:15I think I look like a purple alien.
0:17:15 > 0:17:18- One, two, three... - Wait, wait, wait!- Let's go!- No! Agh!
0:17:18 > 0:17:21- Keep going, keep going. There we go. - CHILDREN LAUGH
0:17:21 > 0:17:22Agh!
0:17:22 > 0:17:25Edward as Anne Boleyn at the Tower of London.
0:17:27 > 0:17:29Traitors! Traitors! Come through, traitors!
0:17:29 > 0:17:31- Come through!- Oh! Oh!
0:17:31 > 0:17:34Calm down! Calm down! I'm not going to cut your head off with an axe!
0:17:34 > 0:17:37- I'm going to cut it off with a sword!- Agh!- Come 'ere, you!
0:17:37 > 0:17:41- She never looked worse, except maybe when she was beheaded.- Come 'ere!
0:17:43 > 0:17:46John and Edward as Tweedledum and Tweedledee in Oxford.
0:17:46 > 0:17:48Who'd have thought it?
0:17:49 > 0:17:50There they go!
0:17:51 > 0:17:55Johny with Edward as rough and ready Roman soldiers at Hadrian's Wall.
0:17:55 > 0:17:56Attention!
0:17:56 > 0:17:58We are legionnaires!
0:17:58 > 0:18:01Sorry, I've got a pebble in my sandal and it's really awkward!
0:18:01 > 0:18:04What we're going to do to you now it's going to be very, very serious!
0:18:04 > 0:18:06Yeah! Serious!
0:18:06 > 0:18:08What are we doing?
0:18:08 > 0:18:10We're throwing water balloons!
0:18:11 > 0:18:15- Er, need some help over here! - Oh, no! Right, hold on a minute.
0:18:17 > 0:18:19- I think...- Pull down!
0:18:19 > 0:18:22Michelle and Edward as salmon in Northern Ireland.
0:18:22 > 0:18:24Everyone, stop laughing! We've facts to learn!
0:18:24 > 0:18:27The salmon migrate all the way from Greenland.
0:18:27 > 0:18:29And the winner is...
0:18:29 > 0:18:31DRUM ROLL So exciting! Huh?!
0:18:31 > 0:18:35John in one of his many bright blue leotards!
0:18:35 > 0:18:37APPLAUSE
0:18:39 > 0:18:44And here to accept his Jed Award, in his award-winning blue leotard,
0:18:44 > 0:18:46I am so excited!
0:18:46 > 0:18:48It is my brother John!
0:18:48 > 0:18:50Who looks really stupid.
0:18:50 > 0:18:55- Shut up, Edward!- Come on, get out here and accept your award!
0:18:55 > 0:18:57I'm not doing it, Edward, I'm not doing it!
0:18:57 > 0:18:59Excuse me a moment, viewers.
0:18:59 > 0:19:01Well, don't mind us!
0:19:01 > 0:19:03Come on, John, you look really cool!
0:19:03 > 0:19:06- You look like a superhero!- I don't!
0:19:06 > 0:19:09I look like a super numpty!
0:19:09 > 0:19:11- Huh?! Oh, um... - LAUGHTER
0:19:11 > 0:19:16Yeah, I would like to... to thank everyone for this award
0:19:16 > 0:19:18and go and get changed immediately!
0:19:18 > 0:19:20SLOW HAND CLAPPING
0:19:20 > 0:19:23John, you look so cool! Like really cool!
0:19:23 > 0:19:25You should wear that home!
0:19:25 > 0:19:27But maybe in a separate limo.
0:19:27 > 0:19:29- LAUGHTER - A separate limo?!- Oh, dear!
0:19:29 > 0:19:31I think it's time for another Jepic montage!
0:19:31 > 0:19:33It's a montage of muck-ups!
0:19:33 > 0:19:36We learnt a really cool new song! It goes like this!
0:19:36 > 0:19:37- Divorced!- Beheaded!
0:19:37 > 0:19:39- Died!- Divorced!
0:19:39 > 0:19:42- Beheaded!- Durvived! - RECORD SCRATCHES
0:19:42 > 0:19:44Durvived?! It's SUR-vived!
0:19:44 > 0:19:46Edwards, you're making mistakes!
0:19:46 > 0:19:50I know my facts! I know that I'm the next Albert Einstein!
0:19:50 > 0:19:53You don't even know how to turn on Jedcam. I turn this on.
0:19:53 > 0:19:54Oh, no!
0:19:54 > 0:19:57I'm a Viking! Grr! LAUGHTER
0:19:57 > 0:20:00I hate to break it to you, when you've made such an effort,
0:20:00 > 0:20:03but Vikings didn't have helmets with horns like this.
0:20:03 > 0:20:05- What do you study?- I study theology.
0:20:05 > 0:20:06- What do you study?- Psychology.
0:20:06 > 0:20:08Spanish and linguistics.
0:20:08 > 0:20:09- History of art.- Music.
0:20:09 > 0:20:12I study biotechnotics.
0:20:12 > 0:20:15- That's not a subject. - That's not a subject, John.
0:20:15 > 0:20:17Good dogs. Now we're sheeping.
0:20:17 > 0:20:20- Get by and fetch them on.- Let's go!
0:20:20 > 0:20:21HE BARKS
0:20:21 > 0:20:23Slowly! Slowly!
0:20:23 > 0:20:25No!
0:20:25 > 0:20:27Whoops! Ha-ha!
0:20:27 > 0:20:29Bet he's feeling sheepish.
0:20:30 > 0:20:33John, you don't realise that you're going down.
0:20:33 > 0:20:35Edward, you're going to go down like the sunrise.
0:20:35 > 0:20:37You're going to go down like the sunrise.
0:20:37 > 0:20:39You're going to go down like the sunrise.
0:20:39 > 0:20:43Sorry, John. Today, there's no sunrise. It's cloudy.
0:20:43 > 0:20:45This is the Jedcam!
0:20:46 > 0:20:48Ayee! Wow.
0:20:48 > 0:20:50That's not a barbarian. That's a cow.
0:20:50 > 0:20:54Is it a sheep? Is it a goat? No, it's a cow.
0:20:54 > 0:20:57- We found a swan!- Ah, it's a duck!
0:20:57 > 0:20:58It's a goose.
0:20:59 > 0:21:01Mind you don't fall.
0:21:01 > 0:21:02Oh, no, too late.
0:21:06 > 0:21:08LAUGHTER
0:21:08 > 0:21:11Ha-ha! Let's hope he didn't pull a muscle.
0:21:13 > 0:21:14Help me up.
0:21:18 > 0:21:20Our next Jed Award is for Best Moment.
0:21:20 > 0:21:22So, like, the best moment that happened throughout
0:21:22 > 0:21:26- the whole of our adventures? - Exactly, Edward.
0:21:26 > 0:21:28Wow! That's so cool.
0:21:28 > 0:21:30Can we see the nominees?
0:21:30 > 0:21:32- No.- W-why?
0:21:32 > 0:21:35I'm kidding. What else are we going to do?
0:21:35 > 0:21:36Here are the nominees.
0:21:40 > 0:21:43John got to soar through the skies in a World War II plane
0:21:43 > 0:21:45at Ducksford.
0:21:45 > 0:21:47We're up there, flying like a bird, flying like an eagle,
0:21:47 > 0:21:50flying like...a paper aeroplane.
0:21:51 > 0:21:53Woo!
0:21:53 > 0:21:56John and Ed ride it in style in a speedboat down the River Thames.
0:21:59 > 0:22:03John and Richard got to drive their own steam train.
0:22:07 > 0:22:09TRAIN HORN BLOWS
0:22:09 > 0:22:13If you do not clear the bridge, you will be...
0:22:13 > 0:22:17- Exterminated.- Exterminated. LAUGHTER
0:22:17 > 0:22:20And this lucky lad got the chance to open Tower Bridge in London.
0:22:20 > 0:22:23Opening the bridge in three, two, one.
0:22:23 > 0:22:25LAUGHTER
0:22:25 > 0:22:28- Here we go!- Oh, my...
0:22:28 > 0:22:30Oh, my... Wow!
0:22:30 > 0:22:32It's the coolest thing ever!
0:22:32 > 0:22:33That's so cool!
0:22:33 > 0:22:36- That's so cool. - It's definitely opening.
0:22:36 > 0:22:40- I just opened Tower Bridge.- So cool!
0:22:40 > 0:22:41That is so awesome.
0:22:41 > 0:22:45Wow! Those are, like, the best moments on TV ever.
0:22:45 > 0:22:47Not just on our show, but ever.
0:22:47 > 0:22:51John, don't you think that's a bit of an exaggeration?
0:22:51 > 0:22:53Wait. Thinking about it, you're so right!
0:22:54 > 0:22:56Oh, yeah, we rule.
0:22:56 > 0:22:59All right. The winner is...
0:22:59 > 0:23:01- They are here, aren't they, Edward? - Yeah, yeah, yeah.
0:23:01 > 0:23:04- In real life?- Yes. - OK. The winner is...
0:23:04 > 0:23:07Edward, who opened Tower Bridge!
0:23:07 > 0:23:10- Get in here, Edward. - Yeah!- Here you go.
0:23:10 > 0:23:12- Awesome!- Well done, Edward. It totally rocked.
0:23:12 > 0:23:14Since being on Jedward's Big Adventure,
0:23:14 > 0:23:17- have you been signing loads of autographs?- No.
0:23:17 > 0:23:20- Opened any other bridges?- Not yet.
0:23:20 > 0:23:22- So, do you want to thank anybody?- No.
0:23:22 > 0:23:24THEY CLEAR THEIR THROATS
0:23:24 > 0:23:27Oh, yes. I'd like to thank John and Edward.
0:23:27 > 0:23:32Yes! Ladies and gentlemen, give it up for Edward! Woo!
0:23:32 > 0:23:35Yeah! So, it's time to announce the last,
0:23:35 > 0:23:38and biggest and most bestest award of the Jed Awards.
0:23:38 > 0:23:40It's, like, the biggest accolade there can be.
0:23:40 > 0:23:41Totally the best thing.
0:23:41 > 0:23:44Yes, this is the big one. The award for the best presenter.
0:23:44 > 0:23:47Maybe they'll recognise the valuable contribution of another
0:23:47 > 0:23:50voice on the show. Hint, hint.
0:23:50 > 0:23:53It's actually happening! Pinch me!
0:23:53 > 0:23:56Ow! I didn't mean, like, really pinch me, but that's so cool, anyway. OK?
0:23:56 > 0:24:00- It's the Jed Award for Best Presenter!- Awesome!
0:24:00 > 0:24:03Yeah, Edward, it's totally awesome and so are the nominees.
0:24:03 > 0:24:04Let's take a look.
0:24:07 > 0:24:09Fingers crossed!
0:24:09 > 0:24:12First up, the best presenter is Jedward.
0:24:12 > 0:24:15Well, that's to be expected. After all, it is their show.
0:24:15 > 0:24:18Edward, don't you think it's a bit cold for ice cream?
0:24:18 > 0:24:20But, John, we're on holiday.
0:24:20 > 0:24:23Next up is, Jedward again?
0:24:23 > 0:24:25I suppose there is two of them.
0:24:25 > 0:24:26I think I need a favour.
0:24:26 > 0:24:28I need you here urgently.
0:24:28 > 0:24:30- BOTH:- Wow!
0:24:30 > 0:24:31You guys got here quick.
0:24:31 > 0:24:33I'm probably up next.
0:24:33 > 0:24:35Nope. It's Jedward...again.
0:24:35 > 0:24:40We're here, Edward. Orkney, land of the Orks.
0:24:40 > 0:24:42Orks?! What Orks?!
0:24:42 > 0:24:46Surely, the last nominee, it has to be me!
0:24:46 > 0:24:48Nope. I don't know why I bother!
0:24:48 > 0:24:51- Hey, John, are we nearly there yet?- No.
0:24:51 > 0:24:52John, are we nearly there yet?
0:24:52 > 0:24:55Edward, stop asking "are we nearly there?" OK?
0:24:55 > 0:24:56We're not nearly there, OK?
0:24:56 > 0:24:59And when we're there, I'll tell you we're there.
0:24:59 > 0:25:02Edward, I think we're here.
0:25:02 > 0:25:05Wow, Edward! What an amazing bunch of nominees!
0:25:05 > 0:25:07Yeah, thanks a bunch, guys.
0:25:07 > 0:25:11Totally. It must have been so hard to choose between them.
0:25:11 > 0:25:13Yeah, I bet it was(!)
0:25:13 > 0:25:16They're all so good, and such great style and...
0:25:16 > 0:25:18Oh, get on with it!
0:25:18 > 0:25:20OK. Without further ado,
0:25:20 > 0:25:24the winner of the Jed Award for Best Presenter goes to...
0:25:24 > 0:25:27- I wonder who it could be? - DRUMROLL
0:25:27 > 0:25:29Watch your fingers.
0:25:29 > 0:25:31- BOTH:- Jedward! - What a surprise(!)
0:25:36 > 0:25:39OK. I want to say that I totally deserve this award.
0:25:39 > 0:25:41No, I deserve this award.
0:25:41 > 0:25:44It's been such a long journey for me, learning all those facts
0:25:44 > 0:25:47and stories - I'll never forget them.
0:25:47 > 0:25:50You can't remember any facts. Tell me a fact now, John.
0:25:50 > 0:25:52OK, then. Henry VIII has six wives.
0:25:52 > 0:25:55Yeah, in your face, Edward. You name one.
0:25:56 > 0:26:01Erm, William Shakespeare wrote 37 plays. In your face, John.
0:26:01 > 0:26:03This award is for all you John fans out there.
0:26:03 > 0:26:06I couldn't have done it without you.
0:26:06 > 0:26:08It's for all you Edward fans out there.
0:26:08 > 0:26:11I love you so much.
0:26:11 > 0:26:14"I love you. I love you." I'm going to get sick, Edward.
0:26:14 > 0:26:16Oh, dear.
0:26:16 > 0:26:20Well, as I'm sure you're all aware, this could go on for a while.
0:26:20 > 0:26:23But, despite the boys making a Jepic mess of that last award,
0:26:23 > 0:26:25it's been a blast.
0:26:25 > 0:26:27And, believe it or not, the boys
0:26:27 > 0:26:31and tourists all over the UK may have even learnt a thing or two...
0:26:31 > 0:26:34on Jedward's Big Adventure!
0:26:35 > 0:26:37- Hey, John.- Hey, Edward.
0:26:37 > 0:26:39- BOTH:- Hay!
0:26:39 > 0:26:44# Let's go crazy, crazy, crazy till we see the sun... #
0:26:46 > 0:26:47Rar!
0:26:47 > 0:26:48- ALL:- Rar!
0:26:48 > 0:26:50Can we get off? I want to get off.
0:26:59 > 0:27:01We're late! We're late!
0:27:01 > 0:27:03Release the geese.
0:27:14 > 0:27:17- BOTH:- It's giant! It's giant!
0:27:17 > 0:27:18HE PLAYS BAGPIPES BADLY
0:27:18 > 0:27:19ALL SCREAM
0:27:19 > 0:27:21BOTH MAKE CHICKEN NOISES
0:27:23 > 0:27:25- BOTH:- Fire!
0:27:27 > 0:27:29- BOTH:- It's Jedward's Big Adventure!
0:27:29 > 0:27:31Totally Jepic!