0:00:02 > 0:00:05Previously, the troublesome twosome were given a mission.
0:00:05 > 0:00:07It's a mission!
0:00:07 > 0:00:10You will each have to give a group of tourists a guided tour of Oxford.
0:00:10 > 0:00:12They found out some first-class facts.
0:00:12 > 0:00:14That's totally old school!
0:00:14 > 0:00:15HE TRUMPETS
0:00:15 > 0:00:17- Jepic!- Jepic!- Jepic!- Jepic!
0:00:17 > 0:00:20They met their celebrity team-mates, Jade Ewen and Matt Johnson.
0:00:20 > 0:00:22Welcome to Jedward's Big Adventure!
0:00:22 > 0:00:25They faced some exhausting bonus challenges.
0:00:25 > 0:00:26Yes!
0:00:26 > 0:00:29Flamingo, give me a break, OK? I tried my best!
0:00:29 > 0:00:32I study biotechnotics.
0:00:32 > 0:00:33The last time we saw them,
0:00:33 > 0:00:36they were making a splash in the midst of a rowing race.
0:00:36 > 0:00:40- Come on, kids!- But who will win? - Faster, faster!
0:00:40 > 0:00:43It's all to play for in part two of Jedward's Big Adventure!
0:00:43 > 0:00:46LET ME OUT OF HERE!
0:00:48 > 0:00:50# Come with us There's so much to discover
0:00:50 > 0:00:53# Crazy adventures with me and my brother
0:00:53 > 0:00:56# We'll take on things that will freak you out
0:00:56 > 0:00:58# Cos this is Jedward's Big Adventure
0:00:58 > 0:01:00# Be your tour guides There's so much to do
0:01:00 > 0:01:03# There's a whole planet out there and it's just for you
0:01:03 > 0:01:05# Never know what you'll find and we'll mess with your mind
0:01:05 > 0:01:08# Hair-raising trail-blazing, totally wild
0:01:08 > 0:01:10# Jedward's Big Adventure. #
0:01:12 > 0:01:15And you join us at the rowing race of the century,
0:01:15 > 0:01:18where our teams will be desperately trying to pull themselves
0:01:18 > 0:01:22over the finish line first to clinch a vital five points
0:01:22 > 0:01:24in this awesome bonus challenge.
0:01:24 > 0:01:27Ready to lose, Matt? Me and Jade are professionals.
0:01:27 > 0:01:30We're Olympic standard over here! Olympic!
0:01:30 > 0:01:31You're going down, son!
0:01:31 > 0:01:34The winning crew will be the first to cross the finishing line.
0:01:34 > 0:01:36Attention.
0:01:38 > 0:01:40- Go.- And they are off.
0:01:40 > 0:01:44In lane one, we have Team Edward and in lane two, it's Team John.
0:01:44 > 0:01:46It's a flying start for both teams,
0:01:46 > 0:01:50but will they have the muscle power to sustain this all the way?
0:01:50 > 0:01:51Think again, son!
0:01:51 > 0:01:53Come on, kids!
0:01:53 > 0:01:57Good technique there from Team John, currently on 30 strokes a minute.
0:01:57 > 0:02:00And here's Team Edward, looking strong too.
0:02:00 > 0:02:03A little splash in the face there for Jade.
0:02:03 > 0:02:04- SHE SCREAMS - Sorry.
0:02:04 > 0:02:06Come on!
0:02:06 > 0:02:08Come on, let's go!
0:02:08 > 0:02:10Let's go, team!
0:02:10 > 0:02:13And as we come to the last 50 metres or so, it's nose to nose.
0:02:14 > 0:02:17Keep going, keep going, push it!
0:02:17 > 0:02:19I see there Team John pushing ahead slightly.
0:02:19 > 0:02:21Faster, faster!
0:02:21 > 0:02:24Who's going to win? Who's going to get the five bonus points?
0:02:24 > 0:02:27Team John have pulled away. They are half a length ahead.
0:02:27 > 0:02:28They've done it!
0:02:28 > 0:02:30That's it! Finally, we have a winner!
0:02:30 > 0:02:33CHEERING We are the winners!
0:02:33 > 0:02:34CHEERING
0:02:34 > 0:02:36Yeah!
0:02:36 > 0:02:38So, kicking off part two of our Oxford extravaganza,
0:02:38 > 0:02:40Team John win the rowing race,
0:02:40 > 0:02:43securing five bonus points with that row-tastic performance.
0:02:45 > 0:02:48And the losers are up the river without a paddle.
0:02:48 > 0:02:51Deep down, I feel as if we are the real winners today.
0:02:51 > 0:02:53Let's check the current scores.
0:02:53 > 0:02:56Team John's five points from the rowing race is added to
0:02:56 > 0:02:58the points he's already won from running the mile
0:02:58 > 0:03:00and flamingo croquet,
0:03:00 > 0:03:02bringing a total of 15 points,
0:03:02 > 0:03:05whilst Edward is sinking with a dismal zero.
0:03:05 > 0:03:07John's lead looks pretty watertight,
0:03:07 > 0:03:10so Edward will need to give the tour of his life to win today's show.
0:03:10 > 0:03:14Don't forget, the winning team will find themselves back on the water
0:03:14 > 0:03:17with a punting ride along the beautiful River Cherwell,
0:03:17 > 0:03:21whilst the losers will be locked in the dingy cells of Oxford prison.
0:03:22 > 0:03:24Back on dry land, there's just time to take in
0:03:24 > 0:03:27one more famous Oxford landmark before the tour starts.
0:03:27 > 0:03:29Meet Ian. Hello!
0:03:29 > 0:03:32He's got some big facts about a little car.
0:03:32 > 0:03:34Welcome to MINI Plant, Oxford.
0:03:34 > 0:03:37It was here that an icon of the British car industry
0:03:37 > 0:03:41was first designed and produced, and it just went to prove
0:03:41 > 0:03:45to the world that the best things come in small packages.
0:03:45 > 0:03:47HARP STRUMS DREAMILY
0:03:47 > 0:03:51100 years ago, a young cycling enthusiast, William Morris,
0:03:51 > 0:03:55closed his bicycle shop and opened a factory
0:03:55 > 0:03:58for a relatively new invention, the automobile.
0:03:58 > 0:04:00Throughout the early 20th century,
0:04:00 > 0:04:03his factory produced lots of different cars,
0:04:03 > 0:04:07such as the Bullnose Morris and the Morris Minor.
0:04:07 > 0:04:09However, the model that would become the most famous
0:04:09 > 0:04:14was the classic MINI, a little car with lots of character.
0:04:14 > 0:04:19The first MINI rolled off the production line on May 8th, 1959.
0:04:19 > 0:04:23The early MINIs often let in two inches of water when it rained.
0:04:23 > 0:04:25Despite this, the public fell in love
0:04:25 > 0:04:28with the car's distinctive look.
0:04:28 > 0:04:31It would become an icon of British design.
0:04:31 > 0:04:33Beep, beep!
0:04:33 > 0:04:35An icon, just like you and me, Edward.
0:04:35 > 0:04:37Would you like to see how we make them now?
0:04:37 > 0:04:40- Come on, let's go and check it out. - This is where they make the cars.
0:04:40 > 0:04:43I feel like I'm in the year 3000 like this.
0:04:43 > 0:04:46Very, very different from when we first started making cars here.
0:04:46 > 0:04:50- We'd make 20 cars a week 100 years ago.- A week?
0:04:50 > 0:04:53Today, we make 900 cars a day,
0:04:53 > 0:04:55one every 68 seconds.
0:04:55 > 0:04:58So you've already made a car after this whole conversation is over?
0:05:01 > 0:05:03In a car factory, we do three main things.
0:05:03 > 0:05:06We weld the steel body together,
0:05:06 > 0:05:08we paint it,
0:05:08 > 0:05:13then we assemble around about 2,000 parts to every car.
0:05:13 > 0:05:16- Whoa, look at the size of that robot!- It looks like the claw, like,
0:05:16 > 0:05:21- raaar!- This is a classic example of our use of technology and robots.
0:05:21 > 0:05:25Fitting the glass into every MINI we produce.
0:05:25 > 0:05:28One thing these cars are missing is aerodynamic Jedward hair.
0:05:28 > 0:05:29Or you could use a sunroof.
0:05:29 > 0:05:33Through here, we have an engine being fitted to the car.
0:05:33 > 0:05:37It's amazing being here. Do you think we could get a job here?
0:05:37 > 0:05:40We always need fit, young, creative people here.
0:05:40 > 0:05:42Are you sure you've thought this through?
0:05:42 > 0:05:45Good job, guys! You're making all those cars, doing a great job,
0:05:45 > 0:05:46keep up the good work!
0:05:46 > 0:05:50- So, here we are, boys. A finished motor car.- Wow!
0:05:50 > 0:05:53We saw it from where it first started and now it's finished
0:05:53 > 0:05:55and this is the finished result.
0:05:55 > 0:05:58It is indeed. Every 68 seconds.
0:05:58 > 0:06:03After that amazing tour, it's time for our final bonus challenge
0:06:03 > 0:06:07and the last chance for the teams to win some extra points.
0:06:07 > 0:06:10Look, it's our mission! Let's see what it says, guys.
0:06:10 > 0:06:13"Dear Jedward, Jade and Matt,
0:06:13 > 0:06:15"one of your teams can win five bonus points
0:06:15 > 0:06:18"if you compete in a car-racing challenge.
0:06:18 > 0:06:20"And here is your car!"
0:06:22 > 0:06:28- I can't drive!- I can't drive either, Edward.- I can't drive.- Awkward.
0:06:30 > 0:06:33- Wait! I've got an idea.- What?
0:06:33 > 0:06:38- Take two.- And here is your car.
0:06:42 > 0:06:43HORNS SQUEAK
0:06:43 > 0:06:47First to cross the finishing line wins.
0:06:47 > 0:06:49Ready, steady, go!
0:06:49 > 0:06:52Go, go, go!
0:06:52 > 0:06:58And here we are, both teams powered by not even one horsepower.
0:06:58 > 0:07:01Team Edward taking an early lead
0:07:01 > 0:07:03and Team Edward win!
0:07:03 > 0:07:04What?!
0:07:04 > 0:07:06Well done, Team Edward.
0:07:06 > 0:07:10You burned rubber and left the other team's chances for dust,
0:07:10 > 0:07:13therefore you receive five vital bonus points.
0:07:13 > 0:07:15Those extra points could make all the difference
0:07:15 > 0:07:16at the end of the day.
0:07:16 > 0:07:20- My car must be faulty.- Your Jade's faulty, that's what it was.
0:07:20 > 0:07:23Well, you know what, we may not have won, but we still can do this.
0:07:23 > 0:07:25HORN SQUEAKS
0:07:25 > 0:07:28Simple things, eh? Time to tot up the scores.
0:07:28 > 0:07:30Team Edward have clawed back a vital five points
0:07:30 > 0:07:33but they are still ten points behind Team John.
0:07:33 > 0:07:36With no more bonus points up for grabs,
0:07:36 > 0:07:39Team Edward will have to do a jepic tour later to win today's show.
0:07:39 > 0:07:43John's in the zone, he's looking confident.
0:07:43 > 0:07:47It's vital that Edward starts taking the preparations seriously.
0:07:47 > 0:07:49- Who am I?- Oh, dear.- Britney?
0:07:49 > 0:07:53- I feel more like Bon Jovi, to be honest.- Are you ready to rock out?
0:07:53 > 0:07:58- Yeah, man. Let's rock out to history in Oxford.- Yeah!- History!
0:07:58 > 0:08:01All right, Jade, I learned so much interesting things today.
0:08:01 > 0:08:05Something to do with a trumpet. HE TOOTS
0:08:05 > 0:08:06Something to do with a duck.
0:08:06 > 0:08:09Something to do with a girl called Alice who was running around
0:08:09 > 0:08:11like Jedward in Wonderland, but she's actually real,
0:08:11 > 0:08:13and there is now a girl called Matilda
0:08:13 > 0:08:15who was escaping on ice skates or something like that.
0:08:15 > 0:08:18- John, this sounds weird. - It is really interesting.
0:08:18 > 0:08:21- All we've got to worry about is what to call the duck.- Hermione.
0:08:21 > 0:08:24Priorities seem to have flown right out the window, Team John.
0:08:24 > 0:08:27I wonder if Team Edward are being a little more studious.
0:08:27 > 0:08:29Looks promising.
0:08:29 > 0:08:32Come on, Edward. Stand still. Stay there.
0:08:32 > 0:08:34Matt, I don't know what you're trying to do.
0:08:34 > 0:08:36This is not going to make me learn the facts.
0:08:36 > 0:08:39The kids are going to be so impressed, mate. This is awesome.
0:08:39 > 0:08:41- Matt, there is not...- Don't talk.
0:08:41 > 0:08:44Oh, dear. Perhaps when you have finished, maybe you can use
0:08:44 > 0:08:47one of those dictionaries to look up the meaning of "procrastination".
0:08:47 > 0:08:49Honestly!
0:08:49 > 0:08:51Jade, we are going to blow the kids away tomorrow...
0:08:51 > 0:08:53Literally!
0:08:53 > 0:08:56HE TOOTS NOISILY
0:08:56 > 0:08:59Doesn't look like mixing with students in one of the world's
0:08:59 > 0:09:02most famous seats of learning has rubbed off on them at all.
0:09:02 > 0:09:04Let's hope they got round to some studying eventually
0:09:04 > 0:09:05because time has run out.
0:09:05 > 0:09:09A group of unsuspecting tourists are on their way.
0:09:09 > 0:09:11These guys have no idea who they are meeting
0:09:11 > 0:09:14or what we have got in store.
0:09:14 > 0:09:18I am really excited about today and I think it will be really fun
0:09:18 > 0:09:20and we will have a great time.
0:09:20 > 0:09:22I'm most excited about the tour guides.
0:09:22 > 0:09:26They have to have quite a good sense of humour and a bit of fun.
0:09:26 > 0:09:30I'm really excited about today and I hope they put on a good show.
0:09:30 > 0:09:33POP! POP! POP! POP!
0:09:33 > 0:09:36They've arrived. It's time for the tourists to meet the tour guides.
0:09:36 > 0:09:39- What's up, guys? I'm John! - I am Edward!- And together we are...
0:09:39 > 0:09:42- BOTH: Jedward! - Welcome to Jedward's Big Adventure.
0:09:42 > 0:09:44We are going to blow your minds like this.
0:09:44 > 0:09:46THEY MAKE EXPLOSION NOISES Make some noise!
0:09:46 > 0:09:48THEY CHEER
0:09:48 > 0:09:50We are going to put on an amazing, cool tour of Oxford.
0:09:50 > 0:09:53It's going to be out of this world.
0:09:53 > 0:09:56Before we start, there is Team John and there is Team Edward,
0:09:56 > 0:09:58so we are going to bring out our celebrity guests.
0:09:58 > 0:10:00Everyone make some noise for Jade Ewen,
0:10:00 > 0:10:03pop sensation from the Sugababes.
0:10:03 > 0:10:06And Matt Johnson from This Morning!
0:10:06 > 0:10:08CHEERING
0:10:08 > 0:10:10- I'm John.- I'm Jade. - And together we are...
0:10:10 > 0:10:12BOTH: Team J!
0:10:12 > 0:10:13CHEERING
0:10:13 > 0:10:15We can do better than that!
0:10:15 > 0:10:17He's Matt, I'm Edward and together we are...
0:10:17 > 0:10:19BOTH: Mattward!
0:10:19 > 0:10:20CHEERING
0:10:20 > 0:10:25Let's get learning some stories. That way! Let's go!
0:10:26 > 0:10:29We just met Jedward, so I think today is going to be brilliant.
0:10:29 > 0:10:32They sort of just jumped out of the stairs
0:10:32 > 0:10:35and they were really hyper, just jumping and skipping everywhere.
0:10:35 > 0:10:38It was really good and it was surprising.
0:10:38 > 0:10:41Right, it's time to start the tour and Team J are up first
0:10:41 > 0:10:44to tell the tourists all about the history of Oxford.
0:10:44 > 0:10:47So, Jade, where are we?
0:10:47 > 0:10:50- At the top of the tower. - Not just a tower, Jade.- In Oxford!
0:10:50 > 0:10:55The Carfax Tower. Over there is part of the University.
0:10:55 > 0:10:58There's 38 colleges
0:10:58 > 0:11:01and all those 38 colleges make up what, Jade?
0:11:01 > 0:11:02The Oxford University.
0:11:02 > 0:11:05People have been teaching here in Oxford since,
0:11:05 > 0:11:07like, 1096 or something like that, OK?
0:11:07 > 0:11:10Actually, it's 1167, John.
0:11:10 > 0:11:13So, in Oxford, just like all universities,
0:11:13 > 0:11:16there's always traditions that are very ridiculous.
0:11:16 > 0:11:19So, Jade, where did this duck come from?
0:11:19 > 0:11:22- John told me that... - HE TOOTS LOUDLY
0:11:22 > 0:11:24What? Sorry, sorry, sorry.
0:11:24 > 0:11:28John told me that there was a duck that ran away
0:11:28 > 0:11:31and every year they celebrate with a duck.
0:11:31 > 0:11:34Once a century, not once a year, Jade.
0:11:34 > 0:11:36Here is a trumpet.
0:11:36 > 0:11:39Every year, they blow a trumpet to represent Jedward
0:11:39 > 0:11:42so I can hear it, so when they blow it, I'm like...
0:11:42 > 0:11:44"Please, Jedward, come to the college."
0:11:44 > 0:11:46Oh, dear.
0:11:46 > 0:11:49They really are blowing hot and cold with the facts now.
0:11:49 > 0:11:52Which college does the tradition of the trumpet come from?
0:11:52 > 0:11:54I already told you. Every single college.
0:11:54 > 0:11:56Wrong! It's Queen's College.
0:11:56 > 0:11:59Let's get out of here! I'll blow the trumpet!
0:11:59 > 0:12:01Quack, quack.
0:12:01 > 0:12:05I'd give that a C-. Not many facts in there.
0:12:05 > 0:12:08Mattward! Mattward!
0:12:08 > 0:12:12But how will Team Edward compare with the facts on Oxford University?
0:12:12 > 0:12:15Here's hoping they make the grade.
0:12:15 > 0:12:18Hello and welcome to Christ Church.
0:12:18 > 0:12:23- Good day.- Good day to you all. Tell us some facts about Christ Church.
0:12:23 > 0:12:25- I studied here.- You didn't. - I did study here.
0:12:25 > 0:12:28- That's not a fact, my friend. - I graduated.
0:12:28 > 0:12:29Other people who are famous
0:12:29 > 0:12:32and are very important also studied year. Like who?
0:12:32 > 0:12:36- Me.- Not you. How many prime ministers, for example?
0:12:36 > 0:12:3913 prime ministers studied in this very university,
0:12:39 > 0:12:41so you are on very good grounds here.
0:12:41 > 0:12:43We have a game for you, haven't we?
0:12:43 > 0:12:45I've got something in my pocket. It's crisps!
0:12:45 > 0:12:48- Yes, crisps.- Crisps, I love crisps. - We'll play a game.
0:12:48 > 0:12:51We are going to go and get changed into somebody...
0:12:51 > 0:12:53Stop eating crisps, OK?
0:12:53 > 0:12:55Lots of famous people came to this university.
0:12:55 > 0:12:57We are going to dress up as some of those people
0:12:57 > 0:13:00and you have got to guess exactly who those people are,
0:13:00 > 0:13:02and if you win, if you get it right, correctly,
0:13:02 > 0:13:05you get to win some crisps.
0:13:05 > 0:13:08If you get it wrong, WE get to eat the crisps, which is what we love.
0:13:08 > 0:13:10We love crisps. Let's play this game. Are you ready?
0:13:10 > 0:13:11Let's go and do it. Get ready.
0:13:11 > 0:13:15I like games. I like crisps. This should be good.
0:13:15 > 0:13:17Raaarrr!
0:13:17 > 0:13:19- What am I?- Aslan!
0:13:19 > 0:13:21- Yes, correct.- CS Lewis.
0:13:21 > 0:13:23All right.
0:13:24 > 0:13:27Yes, CS Lewis came to Oxford University.
0:13:27 > 0:13:29Hello.
0:13:29 > 0:13:33- Who has a beard like this...- Santa! - ..cool long hair like this,
0:13:33 > 0:13:35amazing hair extensions?
0:13:35 > 0:13:39No, it's not Cheryl Cole. Who do you think I am?
0:13:39 > 0:13:42Gandalf from JRR Tolkien.
0:13:42 > 0:13:45You got it right! Why'd you have to be so smart?
0:13:45 > 0:13:50And famous writer of The Lord Of The Rings, JRR Tolkien, came here too.
0:13:50 > 0:13:52- GERMAN ACCENT:- Well, hello there, children.
0:13:52 > 0:13:53- Who am I?- Einstein! Einstein!
0:13:53 > 0:13:55Einstein! Einstein!
0:13:55 > 0:13:57I want crisps, man.
0:13:57 > 0:13:58Einstein! Einstein!
0:13:58 > 0:14:00Correct.
0:14:00 > 0:14:02Well done. Einstein.
0:14:02 > 0:14:04Clever kids.
0:14:05 > 0:14:06HE SNORTS
0:14:06 > 0:14:08Hey, guys!
0:14:08 > 0:14:10Who do you think I am?
0:14:10 > 0:14:12Harry Potter, JK Rowling!
0:14:12 > 0:14:13Who's Harry Potter?
0:14:13 > 0:14:15- You.- No.
0:14:15 > 0:14:18Who thinks, "I am who I am"?
0:14:18 > 0:14:20I'm starting to think you've forgotten
0:14:20 > 0:14:21who you're supposed to be, Edward.
0:14:21 > 0:14:24It took me for ever to write this essay.
0:14:24 > 0:14:26I wish I could send it to somebody,
0:14:26 > 0:14:29but I can't connect with the rest of the world.
0:14:29 > 0:14:30I need to invent something.
0:14:30 > 0:14:32- Charles Darwin?- Internet.
0:14:32 > 0:14:34Internet! Getting closer.
0:14:34 > 0:14:36I wish I had a search engine that I could check out myself
0:14:36 > 0:14:38and know who I am.
0:14:39 > 0:14:40Well, the kids don't seem to know.
0:14:40 > 0:14:41Reveal all, Edward.
0:14:41 > 0:14:44No. No-one knows.
0:14:44 > 0:14:47I am Trevor L Turner.
0:14:47 > 0:14:48Who on earth is Trevor L Turner?!
0:14:48 > 0:14:50Yes, I think that's right.
0:14:50 > 0:14:52Ugh, you're supposed to be Tim Berners-Lee,
0:14:52 > 0:14:56the inventor of the internet, who came to Oxford too!
0:14:56 > 0:14:59Well, Team Edward may have lost most of the crisps, there,
0:14:59 > 0:15:01but were the tourists impressed
0:15:01 > 0:15:03with learning about those famous students?
0:15:03 > 0:15:07For one of them, Edward didn't even know which one he was.
0:15:07 > 0:15:10- We knew more about Christchurch than them!- Yeah, exactly.
0:15:10 > 0:15:14I still don't really know who invented the internet.
0:15:14 > 0:15:16Oh, dear, it's not looking good for Edward.
0:15:16 > 0:15:18Remember, he's starting way behind,
0:15:18 > 0:15:20because he's lost most of the challenges.
0:15:20 > 0:15:22His only hope is that Team John will fall apart.
0:15:22 > 0:15:25Let's see how they're getting on.
0:15:25 > 0:15:30As you can see, I am the Mad Hatter, aka John.
0:15:30 > 0:15:34- And who are you? - I'm Alice from Alice In Wonderland.
0:15:34 > 0:15:36Alice In what? Alice In Wonderland!
0:15:36 > 0:15:38Get on with it, John.
0:15:38 > 0:15:42So, who wrote Alice In Wonderland? His name was Charles... Charles what?
0:15:42 > 0:15:45- I don't know, you haven't told me. - Charles - come on, I told you this!
0:15:45 > 0:15:47- You didn't! You just told me... - Oh, trouble in Wonderland.
0:15:47 > 0:15:51- She loses facts, like, in one ear, bang, gone!- He's a bad teacher.
0:15:51 > 0:15:54- Charles Dodgson.- There we go.
0:15:54 > 0:15:58D-O-D-G-S - Dodgson!
0:15:58 > 0:16:01Not quite the full spelling, John, but at least you got the name right.
0:16:01 > 0:16:05And he changed his name to Lewis Carroll,
0:16:05 > 0:16:10so, Charles Dodgson, aka Lewis Carroll, wrote Alice In Wonderland.
0:16:10 > 0:16:14But Alice actually was a real girl, and she actually was here,
0:16:14 > 0:16:16and basically the story was inspired on Alice.
0:16:16 > 0:16:18John, what was Alice's real name?
0:16:18 > 0:16:21Alice's real name? You'd think YOU'D know this, you're the real Alice!
0:16:21 > 0:16:24But I'll tell the name cos she doesn't know any facts, OK?
0:16:24 > 0:16:28I'll save the day, just like... Lance Armstrong went to the moon.
0:16:28 > 0:16:30Lance Armstrong cycled all the way to the moon?!
0:16:30 > 0:16:34I mean, I know he told some big fibs, but that's a whopper!
0:16:34 > 0:16:38- Alice's real name was Alice Lyedell. - It's Liddell, John.
0:16:38 > 0:16:40L-I-D-D, something, something, something.
0:16:40 > 0:16:43- You guys can spell it later. - Here we go again.
0:16:43 > 0:16:46This is the door that Alice peeps through and looks through
0:16:46 > 0:16:49and goes, "Ooh! I wonder what's going on there!"
0:16:49 > 0:16:52HARP PLAYS
0:16:53 > 0:16:56That's the door, that's the door from Alice In Wonderland, amazing!
0:16:56 > 0:16:59And Alice was the daughter of the dean, though, wasn't she?
0:16:59 > 0:17:02And he was the person they based the White Rabbit on.
0:17:02 > 0:17:04So, you know when they show the rabbit with the clock...?
0:17:04 > 0:17:07"We're late, we're late, for a very important date!" What is it?
0:17:07 > 0:17:10- ALL:- We're late, we're late, for a very important date!
0:17:10 > 0:17:13- Calm down.- We're late, we're late, for a very important date!
0:17:13 > 0:17:16- RAPS: Late for important date, yo! - John!
0:17:16 > 0:17:17We're never going to learn any facts!
0:17:17 > 0:17:19We're learning loads of facts!
0:17:19 > 0:17:22Come on, "We're late, we're late, for a very important date!"
0:17:22 > 0:17:23I can't hear you!
0:17:23 > 0:17:25- ALL:- We're late, we're late, for a very important date!
0:17:25 > 0:17:26Louder!
0:17:26 > 0:17:29I think Team Jade could've been a bit better,
0:17:29 > 0:17:32as, to be honest, they were messing around a bit.
0:17:32 > 0:17:34The teams are halfway through their tour of Oxford,
0:17:34 > 0:17:36and the competition is hotting up.
0:17:36 > 0:17:39- Hey, John, I have a fact for you. - What's that, Edward?
0:17:39 > 0:17:41You're going to lose! You're going to lose!
0:17:41 > 0:17:43You're going to lose, Edward!
0:17:43 > 0:17:45- Hey, John, I have a fact for you. - What's that fact?
0:17:45 > 0:17:47- You're still going to lose! - I'm not going to lose!
0:17:47 > 0:17:49Why do you keep saying facts, I'm going to lose?
0:17:49 > 0:17:50- THEY FAST-FORWARD - Enough, boys,
0:17:50 > 0:17:52otherwise I'll put you in the stocks.
0:17:52 > 0:17:54- Knock, knock.- Who's there?
0:17:54 > 0:17:55You're going to lose!
0:17:55 > 0:17:56Right, that's it.
0:17:56 > 0:17:59You can come out when you've learnt to behave.
0:17:59 > 0:18:01John, John!
0:18:01 > 0:18:02Back to the tours,
0:18:02 > 0:18:05and Team Edward are hoping that words don't fail them.
0:18:05 > 0:18:07Definition - don't muck it up!
0:18:07 > 0:18:11Welcome to the Oxford English Dictionary headquarters.
0:18:11 > 0:18:14This is where they put the words in the dictionary
0:18:14 > 0:18:17for the whole world to get their definitions.
0:18:17 > 0:18:18This is James Murray,
0:18:18 > 0:18:23the person that wrote out the whole, entire Oxford English Dictionary.
0:18:23 > 0:18:25Originally they thought it was going to take ten years,
0:18:25 > 0:18:28but guess how long it took them to do it.
0:18:28 > 0:18:32- Two years.- No! It took 70 years!- 70 years?!
0:18:32 > 0:18:34Yeah, that's why he wasn't shaving.
0:18:34 > 0:18:37- Look at that beard. - Let's play a game, shall we?- Yeah.
0:18:37 > 0:18:39A word-dictionary game!
0:18:39 > 0:18:40That's right,
0:18:40 > 0:18:42it's time for Well Weird Jed Words.
0:18:43 > 0:18:45Oh, goody(!) Another game.
0:18:45 > 0:18:47The rules of this game are quite simple -
0:18:47 > 0:18:49we're going to read out words.
0:18:49 > 0:18:51Whichever one you think is telling the truth,
0:18:51 > 0:18:52you come and join that person.
0:18:52 > 0:18:55Every time a tourist guesses wrong, they're out of the game,
0:18:55 > 0:18:58and the last one standing wins their very own Oxford English Dictionary.
0:18:58 > 0:18:59Whoopee!
0:18:59 > 0:19:02Speaking of which, the first word is "Woopie"!
0:19:02 > 0:19:03Woopie.
0:19:03 > 0:19:07Is it an affluent, retired person able to pursue an active lifestyle,
0:19:07 > 0:19:11from the initials of a "well-off older person"?
0:19:11 > 0:19:17Or, is it the noise made by people when diving into a vat of custard?
0:19:17 > 0:19:18Mm, custard.
0:19:18 > 0:19:19Ready, steady, go!
0:19:21 > 0:19:23We were right, kids!
0:19:23 > 0:19:25- Yes, we were.- Sorry, Dominic.
0:19:25 > 0:19:27Wow!
0:19:27 > 0:19:29- Can you say that, Edward?- Yeah.
0:19:29 > 0:19:31Cryptozo-ology.
0:19:31 > 0:19:35Is it the search and study of animals whose existence is unproven,
0:19:35 > 0:19:37such as the Loch Ness Monster?
0:19:37 > 0:19:44Or is it the study of mummies inside their ancient burial tombs?
0:19:44 > 0:19:46Make your choice now.
0:19:48 > 0:19:52OK, let's reveal the correct explanation of the word.
0:19:52 > 0:19:55- Sorry, Keira. - Oh, Keira, sorry, love.
0:19:55 > 0:19:57Oh! Donkeyman.
0:19:57 > 0:20:00Is it a man working in a ship's engine room?
0:20:00 > 0:20:04- Or... - A man working in a train garage?
0:20:04 > 0:20:05Make your choice now.
0:20:07 > 0:20:08Ooh, ooh, ooh!
0:20:08 > 0:20:10She's making a decision.
0:20:10 > 0:20:13The correct explanation of the word "donkeyman" was... ..
0:20:13 > 0:20:15Me!
0:20:15 > 0:20:17- So, well done, guys!- Sorry.
0:20:17 > 0:20:19Commiserations to you lot. Get over there.
0:20:19 > 0:20:21Please can we reveal the final word of the day?
0:20:21 > 0:20:23Triskaidekaphobia.
0:20:23 > 0:20:27An extreme phobia about the number 13.
0:20:27 > 0:20:32- Or... - An extreme phobia of the number 12.
0:20:32 > 0:20:33Make your choice now.
0:20:35 > 0:20:38Ooh, we've got a split decision, Edward.
0:20:38 > 0:20:40One, two, three...
0:20:40 > 0:20:42Yes!
0:20:42 > 0:20:45Yes, team. So, congratulations. Are you excited?
0:20:45 > 0:20:47You're in the tie-break.
0:20:47 > 0:20:48And the question is...
0:20:48 > 0:20:53How many words, as of now, are in the Oxford Dictionary?
0:20:53 > 0:20:54So, what is your answer?
0:20:54 > 0:20:58My answer is 1,000,526.
0:20:58 > 0:21:011,008,050.
0:21:01 > 0:21:03- And finally, what do you think? - 2,000,000.
0:21:03 > 0:21:07Can we please reveal what the answer is?
0:21:09 > 0:21:15- Whoa!- 272,858.
0:21:15 > 0:21:19- Hard luck, guys. - So, Emma, you are today's winner.
0:21:19 > 0:21:21- Are you going to read all those words in there?- No.
0:21:21 > 0:21:23No, I don't think so either.
0:21:23 > 0:21:25But when you need to know a word, it'll be in here.
0:21:25 > 0:21:27Absolutely. Totes ma goats.
0:21:27 > 0:21:29I don't think that's in the dictionary, Matt.
0:21:29 > 0:21:32Just one more story left for Jade - it's a witch!
0:21:32 > 0:21:34Let's see if they can pull off a great escape.
0:21:34 > 0:21:36All right, kids, are you lot ready for this?
0:21:36 > 0:21:38Yes!
0:21:38 > 0:21:39Doesn't look promising, does it?
0:21:39 > 0:21:42All right, guys, we are here at Oxford Castle.
0:21:42 > 0:21:44The reason why I'm wearing this hair
0:21:44 > 0:21:46is I'm representing a girl called Matilda.
0:21:46 > 0:21:49And there was me thinking you were trying a new hairstyle.
0:21:49 > 0:21:50She was actually an empress,
0:21:50 > 0:21:52she was all over the place conquering the world
0:21:52 > 0:21:55but then she came here and the king captured her like that, bang!
0:21:55 > 0:21:57"I'm going to take you, Matilda..."
0:21:57 > 0:22:00And Matilda was brought here, and she was like,
0:22:00 > 0:22:02"No, no, don't take me!"
0:22:02 > 0:22:04Get on with it.
0:22:04 > 0:22:10In 1142 she escaped from this tower, it was all frozen,
0:22:10 > 0:22:14it was all, like...no-one spotted her, and that's how she escaped...
0:22:14 > 0:22:16Something in your eye there, John?
0:22:16 > 0:22:17She skated out of there,
0:22:17 > 0:22:19she skated, with ice skates, like this.
0:22:19 > 0:22:21Schoo, schoo, schoo!
0:22:21 > 0:22:24We're now going to move on and talk about this.
0:22:24 > 0:22:28This is actually a motte, this is a motte, the thing here.
0:22:28 > 0:22:30Don't forget about the bailey, John!
0:22:30 > 0:22:34And this was built in 1071.
0:22:34 > 0:22:36And that's it, that's all the facts you need to know.
0:22:36 > 0:22:38That's it?!
0:22:38 > 0:22:41Well, let's hope the facts didn't escape in the process.
0:22:41 > 0:22:44- BOTH:- Schoo, schoo, schoo!
0:22:44 > 0:22:46I think Team Jade did really well,
0:22:46 > 0:22:51but I think maybe they could've improved on...not getting distracted.
0:22:51 > 0:22:52I think they did all right,
0:22:52 > 0:22:55but Jedward was a bit fussy about his hair.
0:22:55 > 0:22:58They did get distracted once about orange hair,
0:22:58 > 0:23:01but apart from that, they were really good.
0:23:01 > 0:23:04John, that girl Empress Matilda, she comes back here,
0:23:04 > 0:23:06if she wants Jedward's autograph, here it is.
0:23:06 > 0:23:09Up here, Edward. Come on. Let's get out of here.
0:23:09 > 0:23:12Empress Matilda, your autograph is waiting for you!
0:23:12 > 0:23:14That was pretty fact-filled from John.
0:23:14 > 0:23:16It's not looking good for Edward.
0:23:16 > 0:23:19He'd better be on top form in his final story in the prison.
0:23:19 > 0:23:23- Whoo! Yeah!- 1,002, 1,003...
0:23:23 > 0:23:25Get on with it, boys.
0:23:25 > 0:23:27- Matt!- What?- We're on a tour, Oxford Castle.
0:23:27 > 0:23:31It wasn't just a castle of, "Ooh, la-la". It was turned into a prison.
0:23:31 > 0:23:34People were locked in these cages - "Let me out! Let me out!
0:23:34 > 0:23:37"Argh! Let me out, I want to escape!
0:23:37 > 0:23:38"I need to get out of here!"
0:23:38 > 0:23:40Oh, my days, somebody sort him out.
0:23:40 > 0:23:42Warden!
0:23:42 > 0:23:45Let me out!
0:23:46 > 0:23:49- Calm down.- So tired... - He's got himself all tired now.
0:23:49 > 0:23:51But there's method to his madness,
0:23:51 > 0:23:55because you are dressed as Isaac Darkin, aren't you?
0:23:55 > 0:23:59- Hello.- Isaac Darkin... Is that your best Isaac Darkin impression?
0:23:59 > 0:24:01Hello, I'm Isaac Darkin.
0:24:01 > 0:24:02Oh, dear.
0:24:02 > 0:24:04- Anyway...- And why are you here?
0:24:04 > 0:24:07I was there for the girls, they were all like, "Aaah!
0:24:07 > 0:24:11- "It's Isaac Darkin, I love you!" - Isaac Darkin was like a pop star,
0:24:11 > 0:24:14- but he was also a robber. - Very, very bad.
0:24:14 > 0:24:17- What was your nickname?- I didn't know I had a nickname.- You did.
0:24:17 > 0:24:20- What was it? - You can remember this.- Oh!
0:24:20 > 0:24:22- The Runway Man.- No.- No!
0:24:22 > 0:24:26- The Highwayman.- The Highwayman, yes. - Got there in the end.
0:24:26 > 0:24:30The youngest prisoner in here was seven years old.
0:24:30 > 0:24:32But what was her crime, boys? That's a vital fact!
0:24:32 > 0:24:35- How old are you guys?- Nine.- Ten...
0:24:35 > 0:24:37You're nine, so, just older than that now.
0:24:37 > 0:24:40- Yeah, imagine getting executed, imagine how scary that would be.- Mm.
0:24:40 > 0:24:42Welcome to the prison cell.
0:24:42 > 0:24:46It's super small, imagine having to share this room with someone.
0:24:46 > 0:24:48You'd go crazy!
0:24:48 > 0:24:51- So, what have you got there, dude? - A jack-in-the-box.
0:24:51 > 0:24:54- No, that's not a jack-in-the-box at all.- Doo-doo-doo...
0:24:54 > 0:24:55Blagh!
0:24:55 > 0:24:57Not quite. It's a Crank handle.
0:24:57 > 0:24:59Guys, we're not prisoners, let's get out of here!
0:24:59 > 0:25:02Edward may not have managed to escape the prison, there,
0:25:02 > 0:25:05but did he commit the ultimate crime, and forget the facts?
0:25:05 > 0:25:08Let's find out, as we come to the end of the tour in this special
0:25:08 > 0:25:10double episode of Jedward's Big Adventure!
0:25:10 > 0:25:12It's the moment of truth.
0:25:12 > 0:25:14Have the tourists remembered those all-important vital
0:25:14 > 0:25:17facts on Oxford, or will was all the singing,
0:25:17 > 0:25:21dressing up and wordplay too much of a distraction?
0:25:21 > 0:25:26It's time to find out, as the tourists take the BIG TEST!
0:25:26 > 0:25:28What was Lewis Carroll's real name?
0:25:28 > 0:25:29Was it Charles Dodgson?
0:25:29 > 0:25:32They're being asked two questions on each of the stories.
0:25:32 > 0:25:34For each correct answer, there's a point in it
0:25:34 > 0:25:36for the team that told that story.
0:25:36 > 0:25:41What is the name of the popular highwayman executed at Oxford Prison?
0:25:42 > 0:25:43And the team with the most points,
0:25:43 > 0:25:46when added to the bonus challenge points, will win.
0:25:46 > 0:25:49What does the word "triskedophia" mean?
0:25:49 > 0:25:53Whilst the losers will face a humiliating night in the slammer.
0:25:54 > 0:25:59Remember, from the bonus challenges so far, Team John are on 15 points -
0:25:59 > 0:26:03from winning the running race, the flamingo croquet and the rowing.
0:26:03 > 0:26:07And Team Edward are on five points, from winning the MINI challenge.
0:26:07 > 0:26:10Therefore it all comes down to how well they taught the facts
0:26:10 > 0:26:13to the tourists to determine the final results.
0:26:13 > 0:26:17The test is now over. It's time to reveal the final score.
0:26:17 > 0:26:20I can now reveal the overall scores.
0:26:20 > 0:26:23Only three points separate the two teams.
0:26:23 > 0:26:25Oh...OMG.
0:26:25 > 0:26:27It's the tension.
0:26:27 > 0:26:28Hope it's us.
0:26:28 > 0:26:33Edward and Matt, you have 49 points.
0:26:34 > 0:26:38John and Jade, you...
0:26:38 > 0:26:40have 52.
0:26:40 > 0:26:42- Yeah!- Woo!
0:26:42 > 0:26:46No way. No way! No way.
0:26:46 > 0:26:49Congratulations, Team John.
0:26:49 > 0:26:51John and Jade are now off to enjoy a relaxing punting ride
0:26:51 > 0:26:53along the river,
0:26:53 > 0:26:56whilst for the losers, Edward and Matt, it's forfeit time.
0:26:56 > 0:26:58Say cheese!
0:27:03 > 0:27:06Whoo, we're the winners!
0:27:06 > 0:27:07Let's do this.
0:27:07 > 0:27:09MUSIC: Theme from Titanic
0:27:10 > 0:27:13Punting is so fun.
0:27:14 > 0:27:19Jade, I wonder how Edward and Matt are getting on in the prison cell?
0:27:19 > 0:27:21Who cares? They're losers.
0:27:21 > 0:27:25Come on, move along. I'm putting you away for crimes against history, now.
0:27:25 > 0:27:28Crimes against history?
0:27:28 > 0:27:30- What do you mean?- Get in there. DOOR CLANGS
0:27:34 > 0:27:36Jade, let's have a Titanic moment.
0:27:38 > 0:27:40Jade, Jade, don't let go!
0:27:43 > 0:27:45Lights out, boys.
0:27:45 > 0:27:47BOTH SCREAM