0:00:02 > 0:00:03# Can you keep a secret? Sneaky and a treat
0:00:03 > 0:00:06# A dash of something tasty
0:00:06 > 0:00:07# Just you wait and see
0:00:07 > 0:00:11# The magic in my story Turned you upside down indeed
0:00:11 > 0:00:14# No matter what the trouble is I've got a recipe
0:00:14 > 0:00:16# Mixing up the flavour
0:00:16 > 0:00:18# With a trick right up my sleeve
0:00:18 > 0:00:22# Stir it up a little more And then we're going to see
0:00:22 > 0:00:25# Cooking up a story That is good for magazines
0:00:25 > 0:00:27# Sprinkle this Sprinkle that
0:00:27 > 0:00:29# Stir it up and see. #
0:00:29 > 0:00:32LAUGHTER
0:00:32 > 0:00:34Hello, losers.
0:00:34 > 0:00:36How's life in Loserville?
0:00:36 > 0:00:38Is that anywhere near Leeds?
0:00:39 > 0:00:43Penny, could you be nasty and irritating from further away?
0:00:43 > 0:00:45Like, Belgium.
0:00:45 > 0:00:47You're lucky I'm bothering to insult you.
0:00:47 > 0:00:50Normally I wouldn't even give you the time of day.
0:00:50 > 0:00:51It's 12:30.
0:00:51 > 0:00:54I'm here because I like gloating so much.
0:00:54 > 0:00:56Oh, so she's gloating.
0:00:56 > 0:00:58There's me thinking she had trapped wind.
0:00:58 > 0:01:01My mum's won an award.
0:01:01 > 0:01:05Oh! There's an award for world's most boring detention?
0:01:05 > 0:01:09It's a National Institute For The Teaching Of Youth award.
0:01:09 > 0:01:12For most inspirational mathematics class.
0:01:12 > 0:01:17I'll be selling photos of the award, autographed by Mummy, for £5 each.
0:01:17 > 0:01:19Don't be ridiculous!
0:01:19 > 0:01:21Yeah, I wouldn't give more than £3.50.
0:01:23 > 0:01:27My parents are just as inspirational as yours.
0:01:27 > 0:01:32Here we are - super cheese fiesta supreme. Enjoy!
0:01:32 > 0:01:35Oh, yes - your dad warms dough for a living.
0:01:37 > 0:01:41Don't diss my dad. He's not just a pizza chef - he's...
0:01:41 > 0:01:44He's a TV star.
0:01:44 > 0:01:46BOTH: He is?
0:01:47 > 0:01:50Yes! I was, ahem, saving it as a surprise.
0:01:50 > 0:01:56But, um, he's going to be... guest chef on The Cooking Channel.
0:01:56 > 0:01:58You're so making that up!
0:01:58 > 0:02:02And just in case you think I'm making it up - I am SO not.
0:02:03 > 0:02:07My dad. The Cooking Channel. Soon. 100% he's doing it.
0:02:07 > 0:02:09Word.
0:02:11 > 0:02:12Dad!
0:02:12 > 0:02:15You have GOT to audition for The Cooking Channel.
0:02:15 > 0:02:18Nah. Come on, Lulu.
0:02:18 > 0:02:21I'm no good in those high-stress being watched situations.
0:02:21 > 0:02:23That's why I gave up cage fighting.
0:02:24 > 0:02:27Well, all right - playing the recorder.
0:02:27 > 0:02:31But a good chef deserves to be more famous than other people's parents.
0:02:32 > 0:02:34On TV, everyone will see how special you are.
0:02:35 > 0:02:36Oh, am I special?
0:02:36 > 0:02:38I know you are.
0:02:38 > 0:02:39Aw...
0:02:39 > 0:02:41But that's not good enough!
0:02:41 > 0:02:44The world should know it... and Penny Kilbraith.
0:02:44 > 0:02:47So, comb your hair - we are making an audition tape!
0:02:53 > 0:02:57OK - let's try one more time.
0:02:57 > 0:03:00Uh, you said that the last 16 times.
0:03:00 > 0:03:04Yes, I know, but this time you're going to get it right.
0:03:04 > 0:03:07Get up. All you have to say is,
0:03:07 > 0:03:09"Hi, I'm Mike Baker,
0:03:09 > 0:03:13"and I'm going to show you how to make a yummy cheese and ham pizza."
0:03:13 > 0:03:15It's so easy!
0:03:15 > 0:03:16Ooh! What are we doing?
0:03:16 > 0:03:19Making Dad's audition tape for The Cooking Channel.
0:03:19 > 0:03:22Why didn't you call me?
0:03:22 > 0:03:24Waah!
0:03:24 > 0:03:26Stand up straight!
0:03:26 > 0:03:28Chip, turn over.
0:03:28 > 0:03:30That means start the camera.
0:03:30 > 0:03:32Torquil - roll sound.
0:03:32 > 0:03:35And Mike, remember - PAF!
0:03:35 > 0:03:38Poise, attack, focus!
0:03:39 > 0:03:41All right, we're losing the light here, people!
0:03:41 > 0:03:43Action stations!
0:03:44 > 0:03:47Hi, I'm...
0:03:49 > 0:03:52- SHE MOUTHS - No, don't help me. I'll get it in a minute.
0:03:52 > 0:03:53Oh, yeah - OK, do help me.
0:03:53 > 0:03:55Mike Baker.
0:03:55 > 0:03:57I'm...Bike Maker. Ow!
0:03:57 > 0:03:59- Sorry.- Ah-ya! Ow!
0:03:59 > 0:04:00Sorry.
0:04:00 > 0:04:01Cut!
0:04:01 > 0:04:04That was disturbingly bad.
0:04:04 > 0:04:09Actually, it was brilliant compared to our other 86 takes.
0:04:09 > 0:04:10I'm too tired!
0:04:11 > 0:04:13Everyone take ten.
0:04:13 > 0:04:15Ten minutes? Right.
0:04:16 > 0:04:18And you're sure this will work?
0:04:18 > 0:04:20Confidence custard -
0:04:20 > 0:04:23one sip and your dad'll have more front than Brighton beach.
0:04:23 > 0:04:24Trust me!
0:04:24 > 0:04:25Oh, I do!
0:04:25 > 0:04:27Absolutely.
0:04:28 > 0:04:31It's just that whenever you say, "Trust me,"
0:04:31 > 0:04:33things always go horribly wrong.
0:04:33 > 0:04:34I resent that!
0:04:37 > 0:04:38Even if it is true.
0:04:41 > 0:04:43Dad!
0:04:43 > 0:04:50Why don't you try some of my delicious, warm...
0:04:50 > 0:04:51smoothie?
0:04:51 > 0:04:57All the big chefs are drinking it. It helps with...your...recipes?
0:05:04 > 0:05:05Hi!
0:05:05 > 0:05:11Today we are gonna make a delicious arrabiata - mwah!
0:05:11 > 0:05:14To do this, we need a couple of saucepans,
0:05:14 > 0:05:18and a couple of tomatoes!
0:05:22 > 0:05:25Now, we fill one saucepan with water.
0:05:26 > 0:05:28Like so.
0:05:28 > 0:05:30And then we add the pasta.
0:05:30 > 0:05:33Now, for this I'm using angel hair pasta.
0:05:34 > 0:05:37And the ingredients go into the other saucepan.
0:05:43 > 0:05:47Join me after the break to find out what happens next.
0:05:47 > 0:05:49Cut it!
0:05:49 > 0:05:54I am SO good with actors! That was iconic!
0:05:57 > 0:05:58Ooh!
0:06:00 > 0:06:02Eh? Eh?
0:06:05 > 0:06:09- LULU SQUEALS - Yes! Dad is going to be such a hit!
0:06:09 > 0:06:11Suck on that, Penny!
0:06:14 > 0:06:16Well? Did you hear anything?
0:06:17 > 0:06:20- LULU SIGHS - The Cooking Channel...
0:06:20 > 0:06:21loved the tape!
0:06:22 > 0:06:26I'm texting everyone I know to tell them he's going to be a big TV star.
0:06:26 > 0:06:28Look - this is really going to impress your dad!
0:06:28 > 0:06:29I made meringue.
0:06:32 > 0:06:33Oh...
0:06:33 > 0:06:39Um, great, Chip, but I think I'll go with something a little lighter.
0:06:40 > 0:06:42Hello? Service!
0:06:45 > 0:06:47Dad?!
0:06:47 > 0:06:50Ciao, bambinos!
0:06:50 > 0:06:53Well, what do you think? Huh?
0:06:53 > 0:06:57The new made for TV image.
0:06:57 > 0:06:58Dad, well done! I'm so...
0:06:58 > 0:07:00Uh! Mind the hair, mind the hair!
0:07:00 > 0:07:04But it is great...for them!
0:07:04 > 0:07:05In fact, they love it so much,
0:07:05 > 0:07:09they want to make me a guest presenter permanently!
0:07:09 > 0:07:11Starting on Friday!
0:07:11 > 0:07:13Woo-hoo! Go, Mikey!
0:07:14 > 0:07:16And I wouldn't be seen dead
0:07:16 > 0:07:19drinking anything less than Krug Clos Du Menil - eugh!
0:07:19 > 0:07:21All the more for me, then.
0:07:24 > 0:07:27Uh, Lulu? I know your dad's supposed to be confident,
0:07:27 > 0:07:29but is he supposed to behave like an ass?
0:07:30 > 0:07:34He's still just getting used to being on TV. That's all.
0:07:34 > 0:07:39Uh, what do you think of my new signature?
0:07:43 > 0:07:45Mrs K! Two for lunch?
0:07:45 > 0:07:47- Yeah, right(!)- Heavens, no!
0:07:47 > 0:07:52We're just here to distribute these - invitations for the NIFTY awards.
0:07:52 > 0:07:55The organisers want my whole class there
0:07:55 > 0:07:58for my moment of supreme glory on Friday.
0:07:59 > 0:08:01F-F-Friday?
0:08:01 > 0:08:04I'm sorry, Mrs Kilbraith, I can't do that. My dad... I have plans.
0:08:04 > 0:08:08Do those plans involve spending the next five years in detention?
0:08:11 > 0:08:14- No.- Good-oh! See you on Friday.
0:08:16 > 0:08:18Not if I can help it!
0:08:19 > 0:08:21SCHOOL BELL RINGS
0:08:21 > 0:08:24I just want to congratulate you on your award.
0:08:24 > 0:08:28And give you...this.
0:08:28 > 0:08:29I'm chocolate intolerant.
0:08:29 > 0:08:32- Coconut cupcake. - I don't like coconuts.
0:08:32 > 0:08:34- Strawberry cupcake. - I like strawberries.
0:08:36 > 0:08:38But I LOATHE cupcakes.
0:08:39 > 0:08:40Forget the cupcakes.
0:08:40 > 0:08:45What I wanted to say, was that we, your pupils,
0:08:45 > 0:08:49are so proud of you that we wanted to throw you a party
0:08:49 > 0:08:52to celebrate the news of your richly deserved award.
0:08:52 > 0:08:54For free?
0:08:55 > 0:08:58A party? For me?
0:08:58 > 0:09:00Yep! The whole school's invited.
0:09:00 > 0:09:03Hope Friday's OK for you?
0:09:03 > 0:09:07Yes, that would be prefect - that's the day I collect my award.
0:09:08 > 0:09:09Is it?
0:09:09 > 0:09:14Oh, no! That means to organise your party,
0:09:14 > 0:09:16I'd have to miss the ceremony.
0:09:16 > 0:09:18That is such a lot to ask.
0:09:18 > 0:09:20Yes, I suppose it is.
0:09:20 > 0:09:21But I'll do it.
0:09:21 > 0:09:25For the good of the party, I'll do it. Friday it is.
0:09:25 > 0:09:26Excellent!
0:09:26 > 0:09:27Now, the party itself...
0:09:27 > 0:09:33Best. One. Ever.
0:09:34 > 0:09:36Good.
0:09:36 > 0:09:37Good.
0:09:37 > 0:09:42Because if it's not, you will be in detention for the next five years.
0:09:50 > 0:09:52And the really funny thing is,
0:09:52 > 0:09:53I mean it.
0:09:56 > 0:09:59A party? And a TV show?
0:09:59 > 0:10:00The same night?
0:10:00 > 0:10:02In the same place?
0:10:02 > 0:10:03It's a recipe for disaster!
0:10:05 > 0:10:06Sounds like one of mine.
0:10:06 > 0:10:08No, it's perfect.
0:10:08 > 0:10:13This way, I can keep Mrs K happy and be around for Dad's moment of glory.
0:10:13 > 0:10:17You're very keen on his moment of glory. Sure it's just for him?
0:10:20 > 0:10:21Yes!
0:10:21 > 0:10:22Mmm-hmm?
0:10:22 > 0:10:25You just want him to be more famous than Penny's inspirational mum.
0:10:25 > 0:10:27Mrs Kilbraith is inspirational.
0:10:27 > 0:10:32She's inspired me to show Penny how much better my dad is than her mum!
0:10:32 > 0:10:34Ha! I'm a genius!
0:10:34 > 0:10:37Are you sure you didn't have a sneaky slurp of that custard?
0:10:40 > 0:10:41'Dad!'
0:10:41 > 0:10:46Sh! Chef Bakerelli doesn't like anyone speaking to him
0:10:46 > 0:10:48at more than three decibels.
0:10:48 > 0:10:50- WHISPERS: - Oh, OK.
0:10:52 > 0:10:55Dad, it's almost four o'clock.
0:10:55 > 0:10:57I know, bambina!
0:10:58 > 0:11:03Ten more minutes and Chef Bakerelli will be browned to perfection.
0:11:04 > 0:11:08Great. We want you looking perfect for your TV debut.
0:11:08 > 0:11:10Can you move this reflector?
0:11:10 > 0:11:13My left nostril's getting much more sun than the right.
0:11:14 > 0:11:17There is something seriously wrong with your dad.
0:11:17 > 0:11:19That custard's gone pear shaped.
0:11:19 > 0:11:24No, he's fine. Performers are often highly strung, demanding.
0:11:24 > 0:11:25He hasn't performed yet.
0:11:27 > 0:11:29He'll be fine. Won't he?
0:11:29 > 0:11:31He'll be fine, he'll be fine!
0:11:31 > 0:11:36Um, what about Mrs K's party? I told you about it yesterday? Have you...
0:11:36 > 0:11:39Lulu - you don't have to worry about the party...
0:11:39 > 0:11:40Thank goodness.
0:11:40 > 0:11:42..because I'm not doing it.
0:11:42 > 0:11:44Parties are for caterers.
0:11:44 > 0:11:49Chef Michelangelo Bakerelli is a food artiste.
0:11:50 > 0:11:54Detention. For the next five years of my life.
0:11:54 > 0:11:55I'm doomed!
0:11:56 > 0:11:57Everyone excited?
0:11:58 > 0:12:01Everyone ready for Mike's TV debut?
0:12:01 > 0:12:04Ready to par-tay till dawn?
0:12:04 > 0:12:05Is this a bad time?
0:12:09 > 0:12:13- Lu, if we cancel Mrs K's party, she's just gonna...- Yep, I know.
0:12:14 > 0:12:17And if Mikey keeps acting like that and makes a fool of himself
0:12:17 > 0:12:20live on TV with ALL your friends watching...
0:12:20 > 0:12:21Yes, I know.
0:12:21 > 0:12:23- Your life won't be worth living. - I said, I know!
0:12:25 > 0:12:28Cookie, find a recipe to make Dad's head smaller.
0:12:28 > 0:12:29- Ooh!- NOT literally!
0:12:31 > 0:12:32Frenchy, come with me.
0:12:36 > 0:12:38Chip, I need a big favour.
0:12:38 > 0:12:42I need you to make some food for Mrs Kilbraith's party tonight.
0:12:42 > 0:12:45I can't. Your dad says I don't have what it takes and...
0:12:45 > 0:12:48He's even made me a recipe for chopping onions.
0:12:48 > 0:12:51See! And look what a natural you are at that!
0:12:51 > 0:12:52It's only one step on from there.
0:12:52 > 0:12:56From chopping onions to creating delicious party snacks.
0:12:56 > 0:12:58You're right - I am a natural.
0:12:58 > 0:13:00And I've only cut myself six times!
0:13:00 > 0:13:02I'll do it!
0:13:02 > 0:13:03Thanks, Lulu.
0:13:07 > 0:13:09So that'd be ingredients wise...?
0:13:09 > 0:13:10No meringues.
0:13:10 > 0:13:11Got ya!
0:13:12 > 0:13:15Right, let's see what Cookie's come up with for Dad.
0:13:15 > 0:13:17- Ciao, Lulu. Have a nice life. - Bye, Mi... Wait!
0:13:18 > 0:13:19What's going on?
0:13:19 > 0:13:23It's your father. He's not the man I married.
0:13:23 > 0:13:25You mean since he became famous?
0:13:25 > 0:13:27Technically, he's pre-famous.
0:13:27 > 0:13:31- And now he says he wants to be part of a celebrity couple.- What?!
0:13:31 > 0:13:35Said it would help his image! Said it worked for Posh and Becks!
0:13:35 > 0:13:39So, either I start wearing big sunglasses and dressing flamboyantly
0:13:39 > 0:13:41or else he'll go out and marry Kylie!
0:13:41 > 0:13:42Minty, wait!
0:13:42 > 0:13:47Dad's just...going through a phase.
0:13:47 > 0:13:49- An annoying phase but... - Sorry, Lulu,
0:13:49 > 0:13:53but I can't live with him any more.
0:13:53 > 0:13:57I can't stand shallow, self-obsessed people.
0:13:58 > 0:13:59You know that.
0:13:59 > 0:14:00Goodbye, Lulu.
0:14:00 > 0:14:03I'm here to party!
0:14:03 > 0:14:07Feel free to dance on the grave of my marriage!
0:14:09 > 0:14:11Not quite the atmosphere I'd hoped for.
0:14:13 > 0:14:18- Ah!- Clear the path. Make way. VIP coming through.
0:14:18 > 0:14:21Uh... Em... Uh... Mrs K!
0:14:22 > 0:14:23You're early!
0:14:25 > 0:14:27Is that a problem?
0:14:27 > 0:14:29Problem?
0:14:31 > 0:14:32Problem? No!
0:14:32 > 0:14:34No, no problems.
0:14:34 > 0:14:36Ooh... Stall them!
0:14:39 > 0:14:41Oh, we need a recipe!
0:14:41 > 0:14:44Dad's about to make me look a total fool,
0:14:44 > 0:14:45Minty's about to leave
0:14:45 > 0:14:47and Mrs K is here for a non-existent party!
0:14:47 > 0:14:51I'm working on it! It's not like I can just snap my fingers and...
0:14:51 > 0:14:53Wait! Yes, I can!
0:14:54 > 0:14:55Humble pie.
0:14:55 > 0:14:57A couple of slices of this,
0:14:57 > 0:14:59and your dad'll be at least 27% less obnoxious.
0:15:03 > 0:15:04Humble pie?
0:15:04 > 0:15:05Are you sure?
0:15:05 > 0:15:08Lu - have I ever been wrong about a recipe?
0:15:11 > 0:15:14Sorry - I just couldn't say it and keep a straight face!
0:15:14 > 0:15:16But this time I totally mean it.
0:15:18 > 0:15:20Have I mentioned how shiny it is?
0:15:20 > 0:15:25Only 11 times! Frenchy, where's the party?
0:15:25 > 0:15:27Hm? What's wrong?
0:15:27 > 0:15:29Wrong? Nothing, nothing.
0:15:29 > 0:15:30It's just wrong!
0:15:30 > 0:15:32They don't have a make-up girl
0:15:32 > 0:15:35who can bring out my uncanny resemblance to Johnny Depp!
0:15:35 > 0:15:37The amateurs!
0:15:38 > 0:15:41Dad! Come back!
0:15:41 > 0:15:42Have some pie!
0:15:43 > 0:15:46Who does he think he is? Jumped up nobody!
0:15:46 > 0:15:51He is NOT a nobody! Haven't you ever had an off-day?
0:15:51 > 0:15:52I'm having one now.
0:15:52 > 0:15:56Call The Cooking Channel. Tell them to get me an emergency presenter.
0:15:57 > 0:15:58What is going on here?
0:15:59 > 0:16:03Ooh! Oh, I see.
0:16:04 > 0:16:06TV people.
0:16:06 > 0:16:08Exactly!
0:16:09 > 0:16:12I never realised they were going to film individual award winners.
0:16:12 > 0:16:14- Actually, Mrs Kilbraith...- Wait!
0:16:16 > 0:16:21Do not tell her! If we spoil her party, I am toast!
0:16:22 > 0:16:24Wow - that was quick! Are you...?
0:16:24 > 0:16:27Yes. Yes, I am.
0:16:27 > 0:16:29Brilliant. Let's get you set up.
0:16:30 > 0:16:31For the demo?
0:16:31 > 0:16:32Demo?
0:16:32 > 0:16:38Oh! I see. Um... How about some quadrilaterals?
0:16:38 > 0:16:41- Do you need anything special for that?- Yes, um...
0:16:41 > 0:16:44Graph paper and several sharp pencils.
0:16:44 > 0:16:50- Right. And that's it? There isn't a sauce or anything?- A sauce?
0:16:50 > 0:16:54No? Well, that's fine - you're the expert! We'll just set it up.
0:16:54 > 0:16:57Mummy - are they going to film you?
0:16:57 > 0:17:01I think the technical term is shoot me.
0:17:01 > 0:17:04There are a few people I'd like to shoot right now.
0:17:05 > 0:17:08So, looks like my mum's going to be on TV.
0:17:09 > 0:17:11Mmm - pie.
0:17:11 > 0:17:13Smells delicious!
0:17:13 > 0:17:15No!
0:17:15 > 0:17:16Waah!
0:17:18 > 0:17:21We're ready for you in the kitchen...
0:17:23 > 0:17:26- Make-up!- Aaaargh!
0:17:33 > 0:17:34Where's Daddy, Lulu?
0:17:35 > 0:17:38I always knew my mum would be a TV star.
0:17:39 > 0:17:41Fame runs in our family, Lulu.
0:17:41 > 0:17:43What runs in yours?
0:17:43 > 0:17:44Pepperoni?
0:17:45 > 0:17:48Dad's missing, Minty hates him
0:17:48 > 0:17:50and Mrs Kilbraith's just about to give me...
0:17:50 > 0:17:52half a decade's worth of detention!
0:17:52 > 0:17:54This is so not what I wanted!
0:17:54 > 0:17:57OK, we'll just have to go with her like that.
0:17:57 > 0:17:59And action!
0:17:59 > 0:18:00I...
0:18:02 > 0:18:04can't accept this.
0:18:06 > 0:18:08It's the humble pie!
0:18:08 > 0:18:09Come again?
0:18:10 > 0:18:14I can't accept this award - I'm not good enough.
0:18:16 > 0:18:20I renounce it. I should give it to this girl.
0:18:20 > 0:18:22Yes, and this girl.
0:18:22 > 0:18:28For making them sit through my horrible, horrible lessons.
0:18:28 > 0:18:31Mummy! Stop it!
0:18:31 > 0:18:33I'm a terrible teacher.
0:18:35 > 0:18:37And a terrible mother.
0:18:37 > 0:18:38Obviously.
0:18:38 > 0:18:44Mummy! You're embarrassing me! Aaah!
0:18:44 > 0:18:46See?
0:18:48 > 0:18:50Can I make humble pie, or what?!
0:18:50 > 0:18:52Come on, Leo - pack up. Let's go!
0:18:52 > 0:18:56No, wait! If you're not going to film Dad, at least show the cafe.
0:18:56 > 0:18:59- I've told everyone it'll be on telly.- But we've got no...
0:18:59 > 0:19:00I'll present it.
0:19:03 > 0:19:05Three, two, one - action.
0:19:11 > 0:19:12Hi.
0:19:14 > 0:19:17Uh... Er... I'm...
0:19:18 > 0:19:19I'm...
0:19:19 > 0:19:21Don't help me.
0:19:22 > 0:19:24OK, do help me.
0:19:24 > 0:19:25Lulu Baker!
0:19:25 > 0:19:29Yes! Yes. I'm...
0:19:29 > 0:19:30Bulu Laker.
0:19:34 > 0:19:35Hello?
0:19:35 > 0:19:37TORQUIL WHISTLES
0:19:43 > 0:19:45Torquil - keep lookout!
0:19:45 > 0:19:49I'm going to get that framed photo of Lady Gaga from the toilet.
0:19:49 > 0:19:51- 'Susu Mailer.' - Is that Lulu?!
0:19:51 > 0:19:53'Mumu Baker.'
0:19:54 > 0:19:56Mumu Shaker?
0:19:56 > 0:19:58Uhu Caber.
0:19:58 > 0:20:00Fluflu Doodah Ha. Mumu...
0:20:00 > 0:20:02That's horrible!
0:20:02 > 0:20:03But I can't look away.
0:20:03 > 0:20:05It's like a car crash.
0:20:05 > 0:20:09Or when a girl comes out the toilet with her skirt tucked in her pants.
0:20:16 > 0:20:20Right, buon appetito.
0:20:22 > 0:20:27Can I just say how...sorry I am for that...celebrity thing.
0:20:27 > 0:20:30You can say but you need to show.
0:20:33 > 0:20:34Latte?
0:20:37 > 0:20:39Minty, when are you going to forgive Dad?
0:20:39 > 0:20:41Aw, he's so adorable.
0:20:41 > 0:20:42I have forgiven him.
0:20:43 > 0:20:45I just haven't told him yet.
0:20:45 > 0:20:46Waffle?
0:20:48 > 0:20:49Morning, Lulu.
0:20:49 > 0:20:52I brought you a little breakfast reading.
0:20:54 > 0:20:58Look - my mum's on the front cover of The Educationeer magazine.
0:20:58 > 0:21:00That's nice, Penny.
0:21:00 > 0:21:01Nice?
0:21:01 > 0:21:03It's awesome.
0:21:03 > 0:21:09Your sad dad's not on a magazine with a circulation of over 1,200 copies.
0:21:09 > 0:21:17No, but Lulu's on 34,000 posters going up around northern England.
0:21:17 > 0:21:19"The Cooking Channel -
0:21:19 > 0:21:21"for when you want to make a hash."
0:21:21 > 0:21:25Weird how Lulu's more famous than your mum
0:21:25 > 0:21:26for being useless.
0:21:26 > 0:21:29It's not weird. It's...
0:21:31 > 0:21:34It's not fair!
0:21:50 > 0:21:53Subtitles by Laura Donald Red Bee Media Ltd
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