Cake Expectations

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0:00:02 > 0:00:04# Can you keep a secret? Sneaky and a treat

0:00:04 > 0:00:05# A dash of something tasty

0:00:05 > 0:00:07# Just you wait and see

0:00:07 > 0:00:11# The magic in my story Turned you upside down indeed

0:00:11 > 0:00:14# No matter what the trouble is I've got a recipe

0:00:14 > 0:00:16# Mixing up the flavour

0:00:16 > 0:00:18# With a trick right up my sleeve

0:00:18 > 0:00:22# Stir it up a little more And then we're going to see

0:00:22 > 0:00:25# Cooking up a story That is good for magazines

0:00:25 > 0:00:27# Sprinkle this Sprinkle that

0:00:27 > 0:00:29# Stir it up and see. #

0:00:29 > 0:00:32Welcome to my book presentation.

0:00:32 > 0:00:35The book is a Victorian novel,

0:00:35 > 0:00:38based on greed and salvation.

0:00:38 > 0:00:40And, on page 6,

0:00:40 > 0:00:43there is a lovely picture of Scrooge,

0:00:43 > 0:00:46waving his stick at a guest.

0:00:46 > 0:00:50I cannot believe Penny gets to do her book presentation

0:00:50 > 0:00:52on pop-up Scrooge.

0:00:52 > 0:00:56I love Charles Dickens. I once spent a year living in his beard.

0:00:56 > 0:01:00Hey, it was the 19th century. Times were tough.

0:01:00 > 0:01:04...and the paper smells really nice.

0:01:04 > 0:01:06The end!

0:01:08 > 0:01:10A marvellous presentation, darling.

0:01:10 > 0:01:14I mean...Penny. And tomorrow we will be hearing from Lulu,

0:01:14 > 0:01:18on her Victorian novel, Bleak Times,

0:01:18 > 0:01:20by William Warlord Trockeray,

0:01:20 > 0:01:22if she's read it.

0:01:22 > 0:01:25I have read it, actually.

0:01:25 > 0:01:28And I'm going to do a brilliant presentation.

0:01:28 > 0:01:33Truly brilliant, you can, er, read my notes if you like.

0:01:36 > 0:01:39I haven't read it. I'm going to do a terrible presentation,

0:01:39 > 0:01:42truly terrible! What am I going to do?

0:01:42 > 0:01:45Don't panic. What's the book?

0:01:47 > 0:01:48Bleak Times.

0:01:48 > 0:01:51My aunt Marissa read that to me when I was a boy.

0:01:51 > 0:01:52So you know what happens?

0:01:52 > 0:01:55No, I used to stuff ravioli in my ears so I couldn't hear it.

0:01:55 > 0:01:57It's a dreadful book.

0:01:57 > 0:02:00Well, then, just give it a terrible review without reading it.

0:02:00 > 0:02:02I do that all the time at Teen Scene.

0:02:02 > 0:02:05Oh, it's the Jonas Brothers! All three of them!

0:02:05 > 0:02:08What am I going to do? I hope Frenchy's got a plan.

0:02:08 > 0:02:11DRAMATIC CHORD STRIKES

0:02:11 > 0:02:15That's your plan? Read the book?

0:02:15 > 0:02:19It's a wonderful story. It's about a family called the Dozzlewits,

0:02:19 > 0:02:23and they're swindled out of all their money by an evil workhouse owner.

0:02:23 > 0:02:26They have to live in a workhouse, and scrub the fl...

0:02:28 > 0:02:30Mr Baker, is that spaghetti in your ears?

0:02:31 > 0:02:34Sorry, I couldn't find any ravioli.

0:02:37 > 0:02:40Come on, Lu. What if it was you, Mike, Minty and Torquil

0:02:40 > 0:02:44thrown into a workhouse. Can you imagine that? Think of the filth,

0:02:44 > 0:02:46the squalor.

0:02:46 > 0:02:49Sounds like Torquil's bedroom.

0:02:51 > 0:02:53Enjoy your meal.

0:02:55 > 0:02:56Anyway,

0:02:56 > 0:02:59in the end a kind gentleman discovers the truth,

0:02:59 > 0:03:01and races to tell them that they're rich.

0:03:01 > 0:03:05After 600 pages? There has to be a short cut.

0:03:06 > 0:03:08Funny you should say that.

0:03:09 > 0:03:11I'm not sure this is scholarly.

0:03:11 > 0:03:12Of course it is.

0:03:12 > 0:03:15The fiction flapjacks will send me inside the book.

0:03:15 > 0:03:18I'll be living it, as one of the characters.

0:03:18 > 0:03:21That's even more scholarly than watching it on DVD.

0:03:21 > 0:03:23- But how do you get back out?- Relax,

0:03:23 > 0:03:27as long as nothing bad happens to this book, I should just

0:03:27 > 0:03:29pop back out when it finishes.

0:03:30 > 0:03:33Right. Just pour the mixture onto the cover,

0:03:33 > 0:03:35and leave it to steep overnight.

0:03:35 > 0:03:36It'll be safe to eat by morning?

0:03:36 > 0:03:38Yep, it'll be ready to eat.

0:03:38 > 0:03:40Safe.

0:03:40 > 0:03:42Ready.

0:03:47 > 0:03:51ALARM CLOCK BLEEPS

0:03:56 > 0:03:57Cookie!

0:03:58 > 0:04:00Cookie!

0:04:05 > 0:04:09It tastes a bit papery. Are you sure it's all right?

0:04:09 > 0:04:12Yeah, I've done it loads of times. It's only ever gone wrong...

0:04:12 > 0:04:15Well, it always goes wrong, but it's supposed to taste like that.

0:04:15 > 0:04:18What do you mean, "it always goes wrong"?

0:04:18 > 0:04:20Oh...

0:04:43 > 0:04:48Amy, what are you about? Hurry, or we'll be turned out.

0:04:48 > 0:04:54Torquil! Look at all this! Isn't it great? A real workhouse.

0:04:54 > 0:04:59I'm wearing genuine rags, and this, this is a bucket of actual...

0:05:00 > 0:05:01..slop?

0:05:01 > 0:05:04Who's Torquil? 'Tis I, Tom, your brother.

0:05:04 > 0:05:08Oh, right. You're a character.

0:05:09 > 0:05:12Ma! Pa! Something ails my sister.

0:05:15 > 0:05:19Wow. This is freaky.

0:05:19 > 0:05:21He looks like my dad, and she looks like your...

0:05:23 > 0:05:25Right, you're the mum and dad.

0:05:27 > 0:05:28Come, child.

0:05:28 > 0:05:31If Miss Pettgrind should see you loitering...

0:05:31 > 0:05:37Oh! Oh, I feel faint to think what could happen.

0:05:38 > 0:05:41Mrs Dozzlewit! Can you not see all is lost?

0:05:41 > 0:05:44She's lost her brittle mind...

0:05:46 > 0:05:49Oh, and I am to blame.

0:05:49 > 0:05:53If only I hadn't allowed our inheritance to mysteriously

0:05:53 > 0:05:55disappear in suspicious circumstances!

0:05:55 > 0:05:58Ah, the money, yeah! I...

0:05:58 > 0:06:01Ooops, nearly gave that away!

0:06:01 > 0:06:03Anyway, now you're all here, I have to ask you,

0:06:03 > 0:06:07what do we think the moral of this story is?

0:06:07 > 0:06:11What is going on here? Why are you not about your daily toil?

0:06:13 > 0:06:15You, boy. Back up your chimney. You,

0:06:15 > 0:06:17get cooking those rats.

0:06:19 > 0:06:21And you...

0:06:21 > 0:06:27Oh, just ignore me. You do your thing, I'm just taking notes.

0:06:29 > 0:06:32- I'm not really Amy, I'm Lulu. - And if that is the case,

0:06:32 > 0:06:35then where, pray, is Amy?

0:06:35 > 0:06:39So, is it working? Oh, it's made your hair curl.

0:06:39 > 0:06:42What manner of clothing is this?

0:06:42 > 0:06:47You what? Lu?

0:06:47 > 0:06:51Heavens, where am I?

0:06:51 > 0:06:57Oh, yeah. I forgot this happens. They swap places.

0:06:57 > 0:06:59You're out of a book, dearie, yeah?

0:06:59 > 0:07:01This is the 21st century?

0:07:01 > 0:07:04You...you can't see me, can you?

0:07:04 > 0:07:09Oh, well. You're only 150 years adrift in the future,

0:07:09 > 0:07:10you'll be fine!

0:07:12 > 0:07:18Urgh, rat's tail, urgh! Pwoar, urrgh!

0:07:19 > 0:07:22Very nice. What's for pudding?

0:07:23 > 0:07:26Miss Dozzlewit.

0:07:26 > 0:07:29I cannot linger, but I find myself unable to contain the hope

0:07:29 > 0:07:32that I may shortly bring you the most excellent tidings!

0:07:32 > 0:07:35- Ha, it's Chip! - Forgive me, I bring no chips.

0:07:36 > 0:07:38Shine your shoes, guv'nor?

0:07:38 > 0:07:40I cannot divulge more at present,

0:07:40 > 0:07:43but suffice it to say that you may soon find your

0:07:43 > 0:07:44circumstances greatly transformed!

0:07:46 > 0:07:50Ah, you're the bloke who finds out about all our money being nicked.

0:07:50 > 0:07:53Sir, you are a scoundrel for attempting

0:07:53 > 0:07:55to raise my family's spirits. Can't you see,

0:07:55 > 0:07:58all hope is lost! It's lost!

0:08:01 > 0:08:03What is the meaning of all of this?

0:08:03 > 0:08:08Oh, oh, young Mr Clenlow, what a delightful surprise.

0:08:08 > 0:08:13Eurina, dearest! See, Mr Clenlow has come to pay his respects.

0:08:14 > 0:08:16Mrs Pettgrind, Miss Pettgrind.

0:08:16 > 0:08:19Forgive me, I am in haste. I'll bid you good day.

0:08:22 > 0:08:25Such a fine young man,

0:08:25 > 0:08:27and he clearly has feelings for you, Eurina.

0:08:27 > 0:08:30Yeah, feelings of nausea.

0:08:30 > 0:08:33Insolence! No gruel for three days.

0:08:33 > 0:08:36Make it three years, and you've got a deal!

0:08:36 > 0:08:38No! Don't punish us, Amy don't mean nothing by it!

0:08:38 > 0:08:40I hope so.

0:08:40 > 0:08:43We wouldn't want to see you turned out onto the freezing streets,

0:08:43 > 0:08:44now, would we?

0:08:47 > 0:08:51Mother! Father! Why are you so changed?

0:08:51 > 0:08:52SHE GASPS

0:08:57 > 0:09:00What are these candles, that neither flicker nor fade?

0:09:03 > 0:09:08- And such hideous colours, which assault the eyes.- Oi!

0:09:08 > 0:09:12They're not hideous colours, they're natural pigmentation.

0:09:12 > 0:09:15- Lulu, get ready for school.- Lulu?

0:09:15 > 0:09:16Lulu!

0:09:16 > 0:09:19How did the magic go? It didn't go wrong, did it?

0:09:19 > 0:09:24Magic? Am I under some form of enchantment?

0:09:24 > 0:09:29- Who are you? - I think that answers my question.

0:09:29 > 0:09:31Stone!

0:09:33 > 0:09:35Now blow my nose.

0:09:44 > 0:09:46SHE BLOWS HER NOSE

0:09:46 > 0:09:47Enough.

0:09:49 > 0:09:51Do you think me cruel, Amy?

0:09:53 > 0:09:56If I am, it is because life has treated me cruelly.

0:09:57 > 0:09:58Stone!

0:10:01 > 0:10:03I had a true love once,

0:10:03 > 0:10:09a soldier. When he left, he swore he'd write to me every day,

0:10:09 > 0:10:11yet I never heard a word.

0:10:11 > 0:10:12Wonder why?!

0:10:12 > 0:10:14Stone!

0:10:16 > 0:10:22I wish I knew. Now, mother wishes me to marry that clot Clenlow.

0:10:22 > 0:10:24And you're such a catch(!)

0:10:26 > 0:10:27Stone!

0:10:32 > 0:10:34She's almost as bad as Penny!

0:10:34 > 0:10:36How much are we getting paid for this gig?

0:10:36 > 0:10:40Paid?! Oh, the girl is demented!

0:10:40 > 0:10:44This family will never see so much as another ha'penny again!

0:10:44 > 0:10:48Oh, woe on us all!

0:10:48 > 0:10:50Amy, such thoughts!

0:10:50 > 0:10:53Oh, I will surely swoon!

0:10:53 > 0:10:55All right, calm down!

0:10:55 > 0:10:58Look, it doesn't matter anyway because very soon,

0:10:58 > 0:11:00Mr Clenlow will come rushing in to tell you

0:11:00 > 0:11:02that Mrs Pettgrind stole all your cash.

0:11:02 > 0:11:05BOTH: Mrs Pettgrind?!

0:11:05 > 0:11:08Servant, fetch me some coal.

0:11:08 > 0:11:12Do you mind? I am trying to have a conversation here.

0:11:12 > 0:11:14Cor, some people!

0:11:14 > 0:11:17How dare you!

0:11:19 > 0:11:21How dare I?

0:11:21 > 0:11:22How dare you!

0:11:22 > 0:11:25Amy, I bring wonderful news!

0:11:26 > 0:11:27BOTH: Amy!

0:11:27 > 0:11:30Amy? Amy Dozzlewit!

0:11:30 > 0:11:33So, you're a character from this book.

0:11:33 > 0:11:36That means Lulu's still inside.

0:11:36 > 0:11:39Better keep this safe, or she'll never get out.

0:11:39 > 0:11:44This is divine. Is...is all your food like this?

0:11:44 > 0:11:46What, full of fat and sugar? Pretty much.

0:11:46 > 0:11:49Look, if you and Lulu don't swap back soon,

0:11:49 > 0:11:51you might have to do a small book presentation.

0:11:55 > 0:11:58Where are they? What has transpired?

0:11:58 > 0:12:01- Er, you had some news, remember? - News?

0:12:01 > 0:12:02Who are you? Unhand me!

0:12:02 > 0:12:07Alas, this man has lost his wits. His news is forgotten!

0:12:07 > 0:12:08Oh, we are doomed!

0:12:12 > 0:12:14But the story's not meant to end like this!

0:12:14 > 0:12:17Mr Clenlow, surely you know me?

0:12:17 > 0:12:19Your countenance is familiar, but...

0:12:19 > 0:12:24Let me introduce myself. I am your oldest friend,

0:12:24 > 0:12:26and you are betrothed to my daughter.

0:12:26 > 0:12:29What? No! No, no, no. You're our friend,

0:12:29 > 0:12:32and you came here to tell us that she stole all our money!

0:12:33 > 0:12:35Oh! The ingratitude,

0:12:35 > 0:12:38after everything I've done for them!

0:12:38 > 0:12:40You, girl, are a confounded ingrate!

0:12:40 > 0:12:42How could you so malign this kind lady?

0:12:42 > 0:12:44Madam, you need some air.

0:12:51 > 0:12:52You changed the ending?

0:12:52 > 0:12:56Aaah! It's the same every time!

0:12:56 > 0:12:59Teenage girl into an intricately plotted story,

0:12:59 > 0:13:01and what happens? Disaster.

0:13:01 > 0:13:03Yeah, for them. What's the problem?

0:13:03 > 0:13:06Nothing much, just you're trapped here forever.

0:13:09 > 0:13:11Forever?

0:13:11 > 0:13:16Yep. Just like your great aunt Beth, in "Noddy Goes To Toyland".

0:13:16 > 0:13:17But she's happy, she likes it.

0:13:17 > 0:13:21- Well, apart from being a skittle. - Cookie, I have to get out of here.

0:13:21 > 0:13:22Think of something!

0:13:22 > 0:13:25Well, I suppose if you can find a way to make the proper ending happen,

0:13:25 > 0:13:26that might work?

0:13:26 > 0:13:31- "Might work"?- Chill out, at least you're not a skittle. Hoo-hoo!

0:13:32 > 0:13:33Cookie!

0:13:38 > 0:13:42This is too much, my poor heart!

0:13:42 > 0:13:45Ssshh!

0:13:45 > 0:13:49You're certain Clenlow told you the Pettgrinds stole our fortune?

0:13:49 > 0:13:52Yes, sort of. We just need to find some evidence,

0:13:52 > 0:13:54then I can get away from you weirdos!

0:13:54 > 0:13:57I mean, live happily ever after again!

0:14:02 > 0:14:05- Ooh, old letters, give us a look. - Get off!

0:14:05 > 0:14:09Sorry, invisible fairy. I'll deal with this in private.

0:14:12 > 0:14:13"My dear Eurina,

0:14:13 > 0:14:17"how I missy-wiss you, your eyes, your mouth,

0:14:17 > 0:14:20- "your cross little frowny-wowny face?"- That's no good,

0:14:20 > 0:14:23that's just a bunch of soppy old love letters.

0:14:23 > 0:14:25What is the meaning of this?

0:14:26 > 0:14:27Thieves,

0:14:27 > 0:14:29hooligans!

0:14:32 > 0:14:36That was the most amazing book presentation I have ever heard.

0:14:37 > 0:14:40Well, it is my life.

0:14:40 > 0:14:44Mrs Kilbraith was stunned. Did you see her face?

0:14:44 > 0:14:46Lulu will be so pleased when you swap back.

0:14:48 > 0:14:49Swap back?

0:14:49 > 0:14:52Yeah. When you go back into the book.

0:14:52 > 0:14:54I had not considered that.

0:14:54 > 0:14:57I will not return to the workhouse!

0:15:07 > 0:15:12Such betrayal, on what should be a day of rejoicing -

0:15:12 > 0:15:16the marriage of Eurina to Mr Clenlow!

0:15:16 > 0:15:20Amy, help me get changed for our celebratory dinner.

0:15:28 > 0:15:31Hi, er, minor problem, nothing to worry about.

0:15:31 > 0:15:34Frenchy's lost the book, probably going to be destroyed.

0:15:34 > 0:15:37- What?!- Oh, did I say "minor problem"? I meant, "major disaster"!

0:15:37 > 0:15:38What am I going to do?

0:15:38 > 0:15:42Get back to the proper ending. Stop him from marrying her,

0:15:42 > 0:15:44stop them from dying in the snow,

0:15:44 > 0:15:47get him his memory back, get them their money back,

0:15:47 > 0:15:50not necessarily in that order, and in five minute or less. Bye!

0:15:53 > 0:15:56OK, OK. What am I going to do? Think. Think!

0:15:56 > 0:15:58My dress!

0:15:58 > 0:16:00Of course, yes, I'll...

0:16:00 > 0:16:05Of course! Yes.

0:16:05 > 0:16:08Must have you looking nice for your loveless marriage.

0:16:08 > 0:16:12Still, at least it'll stop you going on about that soldier.

0:16:12 > 0:16:14I beg your pardon?!

0:16:14 > 0:16:18You know, that soppy soldier whose letters you never replied to.

0:16:18 > 0:16:20How dare you!

0:16:20 > 0:16:24It was he who failed to write to me, and he wasn't soppy.

0:16:25 > 0:16:27"My diddliest, darling dumpling.

0:16:27 > 0:16:32"How your icky-wicky Wobert aches to gaze into your smoochy-woochy,

0:16:32 > 0:16:34- "lovely..."- Give me that!

0:16:36 > 0:16:38Where did you find this?

0:16:38 > 0:16:40In a box with all of these.

0:16:40 > 0:16:44I wouldn't worry, your mother just probably hid them from you

0:16:44 > 0:16:48- because she didn't want you to be happy.- "Did-diddly, diddly Robert"?

0:16:48 > 0:16:50COOKIE MAKES VOMITING NOISES

0:16:50 > 0:16:51Mother!

0:16:55 > 0:16:58..and I thought, instead of hiring a carriage,

0:16:58 > 0:17:01the bride could be carried to the church by orphans.

0:17:01 > 0:17:04Mrs Pettgrind, are you sure that's...seemly?

0:17:04 > 0:17:09Did I say "orphans"? I meant o-o-o-ostriches.

0:17:09 > 0:17:11- Mother!- Why, hello, dearest.

0:17:11 > 0:17:14What is the meaning of this?

0:17:14 > 0:17:19Oh, heavens. Please, Eurina, I did it for you.

0:17:19 > 0:17:23- That soldier, he wasn't a suitable match.- But she loved him!

0:17:23 > 0:17:25- But she loved him. - Yes, but I loved him.

0:17:25 > 0:17:29Love. No-one ever became rich through love.

0:17:29 > 0:17:30Oh, that's so like her!

0:17:30 > 0:17:33- That is so like her. - That is so like you.

0:17:33 > 0:17:37Everything I have done, Eurina, I have done for you.

0:17:37 > 0:17:40Bet that's what she said when she swindled the Dozzlewits!

0:17:40 > 0:17:42She did! That's exactly what she said!

0:17:42 > 0:17:44I swindled them FOR you!

0:17:47 > 0:17:49Mrs Pettgrind!

0:17:49 > 0:17:54Mr Clenlow, you mustn't listen to us!

0:17:54 > 0:17:57Is it getting hot in here?

0:18:01 > 0:18:03Frenchy! Frenchy!

0:18:03 > 0:18:04Oi, Frenchy!

0:18:04 > 0:18:06Frenchy!

0:18:10 > 0:18:14FRENCHY COUGHS

0:18:20 > 0:18:24Madam, you can fool me no longer. My memory has returned.

0:18:24 > 0:18:28What? Oh, that's just your imagination, I...

0:18:28 > 0:18:30You, Madam, are a deplorable rogue,

0:18:30 > 0:18:34a villain. You have no more right to my attention than the lowest turnip.

0:18:34 > 0:18:36Begone, before I call the peelers.

0:18:36 > 0:18:41Oh...oh, Eurina!

0:18:44 > 0:18:46My dearest Amy...

0:18:47 > 0:18:48Frenchy!

0:18:49 > 0:18:51Frenchy!

0:18:51 > 0:18:53Aaah!

0:18:53 > 0:18:54Frenchy...aah!

0:18:54 > 0:18:56Ah! Oh! Oh! Ah!

0:18:56 > 0:18:58THE BOOK CRASHES DOWN

0:18:58 > 0:18:59- Aah!- Aaaah!

0:19:00 > 0:19:02My dearest Amy,

0:19:02 > 0:19:05I'm forever your servant, and I pray that you can...

0:19:05 > 0:19:08Er, yeah, whatever. Come on, get the Dozzlewits back in here

0:19:08 > 0:19:11and the ending on track, I have no time. Come on, move!

0:19:11 > 0:19:13Oh! Aah! Oooh!

0:19:13 > 0:19:15THEY STRUGGLE NOISILY

0:19:19 > 0:19:21That's not very ladylike!

0:19:27 > 0:19:29Mr and Mrs Dozzlewit,

0:19:29 > 0:19:31young Tom, how I have wronged you.

0:19:31 > 0:19:32But I promise you...

0:19:32 > 0:19:36- Yeah, yeah. Skip to the end, tell them they're rich.- You're rich!

0:19:40 > 0:19:42Right, just one more thing. I need a favour.

0:19:42 > 0:19:44Name it!

0:19:44 > 0:19:47Yeah... Er, can you write a short letter?

0:19:47 > 0:19:49I'll tell you what to put.

0:20:10 > 0:20:11How could you?

0:20:11 > 0:20:14How could you leave her in that book forever?

0:20:14 > 0:20:17She'll be all right, I made her rich before I left.

0:20:17 > 0:20:19Lulu?

0:20:19 > 0:20:20Lulu!

0:20:29 > 0:20:31SCHOOL BELL RINGS

0:20:34 > 0:20:36Ah, Lulu.

0:20:36 > 0:20:38That presentation,

0:20:38 > 0:20:41not bad. I've given you a C-.

0:20:41 > 0:20:44What? But it was amazing!

0:20:44 > 0:20:46It was entertaining,

0:20:46 > 0:20:48but highly irregular.

0:20:48 > 0:20:50You obviously do know the book very well.

0:20:50 > 0:20:54- Well, I'm sure you know it better than me, Mrs Kilbraith.- Obviously.

0:20:54 > 0:20:56Perhaps we could compare notes some time?

0:20:56 > 0:21:00And I was wondering what you thought of Mr Clenlow's letter at the end?

0:21:00 > 0:21:03What? There is no such letter.

0:21:03 > 0:21:05I think you'll find there is.

0:21:05 > 0:21:09Utter nonsense. Have you seen this well-thumbed copy, Lulu, hmmm?

0:21:09 > 0:21:12I've had this since I was at school myself.

0:21:17 > 0:21:18Oh!

0:21:18 > 0:21:23"Dear Mrs Kilbraith, you and Penny are a pair of stinky old witches.

0:21:23 > 0:21:26"Boo, sucks. Regards, Mr Clenlow."

0:21:29 > 0:21:31How the Dickens did that get in there?

0:21:31 > 0:21:35Not Dickens, Mrs Kilbraith. Not even Trockeray.

0:21:35 > 0:21:40Baker. Lulu Baker.

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