The Chip Files

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0:00:02 > 0:00:03# Can you keep a secret?

0:00:03 > 0:00:04# Sneaky

0:00:04 > 0:00:05# I'll get you something tasty

0:00:05 > 0:00:07# Just you wait and see

0:00:07 > 0:00:11# The magic in my story turn you upside down indeed

0:00:11 > 0:00:13# No matter what the trouble is

0:00:13 > 0:00:15# I've got a recipe

0:00:15 > 0:00:18# Mixing up the flavour with a trick right up my sleeve

0:00:18 > 0:00:20# Swirl it up a little more

0:00:20 > 0:00:22# And then we're going to see

0:00:22 > 0:00:26# Picking up a story that is in a magazine

0:00:26 > 0:00:27# Sprinkle this sprinkle that

0:00:27 > 0:00:29# Stir it up and see. #

0:00:29 > 0:00:32But we could be saving the world,

0:00:32 > 0:00:34or painting our nails purple,

0:00:34 > 0:00:37- or eating crisp sandwiches. - We've got to support Chip.

0:00:37 > 0:00:38He's our best mate.

0:00:38 > 0:00:40Well, he's MY best mate.

0:00:40 > 0:00:42Well, he's really gorgeous.

0:00:42 > 0:00:46And this is the first meeting of his new society for alien detection,

0:00:46 > 0:00:47dissection and observation.

0:00:47 > 0:00:50Did you know that spells SADDO?

0:00:50 > 0:00:52Maybe there's a reason for that.

0:00:52 > 0:00:57- Come on.- But aliens don't exist. Even Cookie doesn't believe in them.

0:00:57 > 0:01:01Oh, well, if an invisible fairy says there are no aliens...

0:01:01 > 0:01:05Fairy?! Read the badge, prissy missy.

0:01:05 > 0:01:09Senior executive magic operations officer, acting grade three.

0:01:09 > 0:01:10Three!

0:01:10 > 0:01:13Frenchy, come off it. I know you don't believe in aliens.

0:01:13 > 0:01:14You're far too rational.

0:01:14 > 0:01:16You thought the instruction manual

0:01:16 > 0:01:19for your new phone was too far-fetched.

0:01:19 > 0:01:23ROMANTIC MUSIC PLAYS

0:01:23 > 0:01:25RECORD SCRATCHES

0:01:26 > 0:01:28Why are you wearing antlers?

0:01:28 > 0:01:30They're antennae.

0:01:30 > 0:01:32I'm going to Chip's alien society meeting.

0:01:32 > 0:01:33Cool.

0:01:33 > 0:01:37We might see an alien. Wouldn't you LOVE to see an alien?

0:01:37 > 0:01:39All right! So I don't believe in aliens.

0:01:39 > 0:01:41No, I would NOT love to see an alien

0:01:41 > 0:01:45because the best people do not believe in aliens.

0:01:45 > 0:01:47I'm not going to your stupid alien meeting!

0:01:47 > 0:01:49- Ahem.- Oh, hi, Frenchy!

0:01:49 > 0:01:51Torquil...you're weird.

0:01:51 > 0:01:52Thank you.

0:01:57 > 0:01:58Come on, then.

0:02:00 > 0:02:01But you just said...

0:02:01 > 0:02:06Wow. I've never seen this many mathematicians, chess club members and asthmatics in one room.

0:02:06 > 0:02:11Hi, Frenchy. Thought I'd pop in. Provide the voice of reason.

0:02:11 > 0:02:12Aliens are useless!

0:02:12 > 0:02:15Fellow alien hunters!

0:02:19 > 0:02:23There are billions of planets in the universe capable of supporting life,

0:02:23 > 0:02:27which means, obviously, there is more than one type of alien.

0:02:28 > 0:02:30- There are two. - You're an idiot.

0:02:31 > 0:02:33Don't call my cousin an idiot!

0:02:33 > 0:02:37I'm your brother. I'm allowed to call your cousin an idiot.

0:02:37 > 0:02:40Stepbrother and...you're not.

0:02:40 > 0:02:43I'll stop calling him an idiot when he proves aliens exist.

0:02:43 > 0:02:44But he can't!

0:02:44 > 0:02:46Who says he can't?

0:02:46 > 0:02:47Go on, then. Prove it.

0:02:48 > 0:02:52- Tell Pipsqueak he will prove it. - We will prove it...Pipsqueak!

0:02:52 > 0:02:55- Where and when?- Tomorrow. This room. Bring a crowd.

0:02:55 > 0:02:58Tomorrow. This room. Bring a crowd.

0:02:58 > 0:02:59Lunchtime!

0:02:59 > 0:03:00Lunchtime!

0:03:00 > 0:03:01Lunchtime!

0:03:01 > 0:03:05THEY CHEER

0:03:02 > 0:03:05No! You'll be a laughing stock! You both will!

0:03:05 > 0:03:06< Not if I can prove it.

0:03:06 > 0:03:07How?

0:03:09 > 0:03:13Chip...prove that aliens exist and I'll kiss you.

0:03:13 > 0:03:16Ugh! Not even that will put us off, will it, Lulu?

0:03:18 > 0:03:20Hang on, can I just confirm?

0:03:20 > 0:03:22You're gonna kiss the person who proves aliens exist?!

0:03:24 > 0:03:26OK. Excuse us.

0:03:28 > 0:03:30We've got to prove aliens exist.

0:03:30 > 0:03:32- But you just said...? - Forget what I said.

0:03:32 > 0:03:34We've got to prove it.

0:03:34 > 0:03:36But if you do, Frenchy'll do that lip thing with you.

0:03:36 > 0:03:39That's a risk I'm just gonna have to take.

0:03:46 > 0:03:47Right, here we go.

0:03:48 > 0:03:50Try this.

0:03:55 > 0:03:57Urgh!

0:03:57 > 0:04:00OK, so the chilli and lavender needs more work...

0:04:01 > 0:04:04Try snail and raisin.

0:04:04 > 0:04:07Not if it was the last ice-cream on earth!

0:04:10 > 0:04:12You're a nerd goddess!

0:04:12 > 0:04:15Until tomorrow until they realise I have nothing.

0:04:15 > 0:04:18Then I'm a laughing-stock with Torquil leading the ha-ha's.

0:04:18 > 0:04:20Whoo-hoo!

0:04:20 > 0:04:25Guess who's just blagged a phone interview with DJ Mood Dude?

0:04:25 > 0:04:27I don't know. Him?

0:04:28 > 0:04:29No(!) Me!

0:04:29 > 0:04:31No way!

0:04:31 > 0:04:36He never gives interviews! No-one even knows what he looks like.

0:04:36 > 0:04:39Till now! What am I gonna wear?

0:04:39 > 0:04:41For a phone interview?

0:04:41 > 0:04:44Yes(!) I've gotta be in the zone. If I'm gonna be the one to entice him

0:04:44 > 0:04:48out from under his hoodie and reveal himself to the world...

0:04:48 > 0:04:50Scoopsville USA!

0:04:50 > 0:04:53- Darling...- Ooh!

0:04:58 > 0:04:59What is that?

0:04:59 > 0:05:01Mackerel and mint.

0:05:01 > 0:05:04Darling, precious, bunny...

0:05:05 > 0:05:08Why are you making ice-cream for cats?

0:05:10 > 0:05:16Because we used to hold the Gelato Award for most original ice-cream flavour.

0:05:16 > 0:05:18But now Gerry Bradshaw keeps winning it.

0:05:18 > 0:05:20Gerry who runs the cafe down the road?

0:05:20 > 0:05:24He's not daft. He's spotted a gap in the market for odd flavours.

0:05:24 > 0:05:26Odd, yeah...

0:05:27 > 0:05:28Toxic, I don't think so.

0:05:28 > 0:05:32The point is that his breakfast ice-cream is a best-seller.

0:05:32 > 0:05:36Now if I could come up with something extraordinary like that for the inspector,

0:05:36 > 0:05:39I would win back my Gelato Award.

0:05:39 > 0:05:43Once more into the kitchen, dear friends, once more.

0:05:44 > 0:05:47And I'd better go and prepare those Q & A's.

0:05:47 > 0:05:48Well, the Qs anyway.

0:05:48 > 0:05:49Guys! >

0:05:49 > 0:05:52I can prove that aliens have visited this planet!

0:05:52 > 0:05:53Great! Show me.

0:05:53 > 0:05:55See! An alien mothership.

0:05:55 > 0:05:59And, the unhappy result of alien-human gene-splicing.

0:05:59 > 0:06:02Or, a hairy guy celebrating St Patrick's Day.

0:06:02 > 0:06:05Perhaps I'd better not use that one.

0:06:05 > 0:06:09This isn't the rock-solid proof that's going to stop me being laughed out of school, is it?

0:06:09 > 0:06:12Chipolata! I need some help to de-bone some pilchards.

0:06:17 > 0:06:21A Frisbee? That's your proof of aliens?

0:06:21 > 0:06:23Man, I can just see Torquil's smug face now.

0:06:25 > 0:06:28- Yeah, all right.- No, I mean, I can actually see it.

0:06:30 > 0:06:33Working on any big presentations, Lo-loser?

0:06:33 > 0:06:36You're no nearer to proving aliens exist, are you?

0:06:36 > 0:06:37Are you?

0:06:37 > 0:06:41- Wouldn't you like to know? - No. Couldn't care less.

0:06:43 > 0:06:46Hm. Alien sightings.

0:06:46 > 0:06:50So, you're still planning to kiss the person who proves aliens exist?

0:06:50 > 0:06:52Definitely.

0:06:52 > 0:06:54- Can I borrow that book after you?- No!

0:06:54 > 0:06:58OK. I don't care. Come on.

0:07:01 > 0:07:02I've got zilcho!

0:07:02 > 0:07:04I'm going to be humiliated, big-time!

0:07:04 > 0:07:10Between a photo of a Frisbee and that book, I'm never going to convince people aliens exist.

0:07:11 > 0:07:13SHE WHISTLES

0:07:13 > 0:07:16That's cos you're using the wrong book!

0:07:21 > 0:07:22Hi, Daddy!

0:07:24 > 0:07:27I've got just the recipe. Make it, give it to Chip,

0:07:27 > 0:07:29and he'll provide the proof you seeketh.

0:07:29 > 0:07:30Seeketh?

0:07:30 > 0:07:33- Magic talk.- Right...

0:07:33 > 0:07:36Incredibly credible crumpets...

0:07:37 > 0:07:39And if Chip eats one of these,

0:07:39 > 0:07:42- he'll be able to convince everyone aliens exist?- Yes.

0:07:42 > 0:07:45Worked for your great-great-great cousin Isabella with the Spanish Inquisition.

0:07:45 > 0:07:48Well, they still burnt her, but not for being a witch.

0:07:49 > 0:07:50Yeah...

0:07:50 > 0:07:52Get stirring!

0:07:52 > 0:07:54Faster!

0:07:54 > 0:07:56Faster! Faster, faster, faster, faster, faster!

0:07:56 > 0:07:58Faster! Faster!

0:08:02 > 0:08:03Lu! Careful!

0:08:03 > 0:08:05You've...

0:08:06 > 0:08:08You've done it! You've done it!

0:08:08 > 0:08:12Bacon, lettuce, tomato ice-cream! It's perfect!

0:08:22 > 0:08:24Dad's latest creation.

0:08:26 > 0:08:28They're a bit...green.

0:08:29 > 0:08:32That's because they're full of vitamin C.

0:08:32 > 0:08:33Oh, in that case...

0:08:37 > 0:08:38Not bad!

0:08:39 > 0:08:45OK, see you tomorrow for Operation Public Meeting To Prove Beyond All Doubt That Aliens Exist!

0:08:45 > 0:08:46Snappy title!

0:08:55 > 0:08:59OK, DJ Moon Dude is calling me in five minutes and I've had this incredible idea.

0:08:59 > 0:09:03Lulu...I want you to pretend you're dying.

0:09:03 > 0:09:04What?!

0:09:04 > 0:09:08And your last wish is to see what Moon Dude looks like. OK?

0:09:25 > 0:09:28Lulu! It's me!

0:09:32 > 0:09:34I think I may be allergic to crumpets.

0:09:35 > 0:09:37Chip, you have antennae!

0:09:39 > 0:09:41Oh...then of course...

0:09:41 > 0:09:45I've been the subject of an alien-human gene-splicing experiment.

0:09:45 > 0:09:47They've turned me into an alien hybrid.

0:09:47 > 0:09:50That's...exactly what I'm saying.

0:09:53 > 0:09:54Ready?

0:09:55 > 0:09:57Not exactly.

0:09:58 > 0:09:59We have a situation.

0:09:59 > 0:10:01Oh, I love a good situation!

0:10:02 > 0:10:04What kind of situation?

0:10:07 > 0:10:08Hi, Frenchy!

0:10:08 > 0:10:10SHE SCREAMS

0:10:10 > 0:10:12Yes, that kind of situation.

0:10:12 > 0:10:14The spell's gone wrong.

0:10:14 > 0:10:19Au contraire. Take Chip to that meeting and he'll definitely convince people aliens exist.

0:10:20 > 0:10:22Cookie!

0:10:22 > 0:10:24- Cookie! - MUFFLED SCREAM

0:10:24 > 0:10:25Sh!

0:10:26 > 0:10:28My room, pronto.

0:10:28 > 0:10:30'And when I'm riding the wheels of steel

0:10:30 > 0:10:32'Working the wax

0:10:32 > 0:10:36'Crouched scratching the house of style, I am totally hardcore,

0:10:36 > 0:10:38'And I ain't flam-boasting.'

0:10:38 > 0:10:42So insightful and witty and deep...

0:10:42 > 0:10:46Hey, Mr DJ, I've got one of your biggest fans here

0:10:46 > 0:10:50and she's very poorly and she's got one last final question.

0:10:50 > 0:10:52'Fo' shizzle, shoot!'

0:10:52 > 0:10:56Hi, I'm like, dying, and stuff...

0:10:56 > 0:10:59and was wondering, can you come round and show me what you look like?

0:10:59 > 0:11:01'OK, you guys at your crib?'

0:11:01 > 0:11:05Yes! Yes, we're cribbing! Come crib wiv us!

0:11:05 > 0:11:07Erm, how will I recognise you?

0:11:07 > 0:11:14'I'm real tall and hey, I'll text you my pic if you promise to incinerate it after you eyeball it.'

0:11:14 > 0:11:16It's toast.

0:11:17 > 0:11:18It's an alien!

0:11:28 > 0:11:33Oh, no! Moon Dude's popping by and all I know is, he's a freaky giant!

0:11:34 > 0:11:36My BLT ice-cream hasn't set yet!

0:11:36 > 0:11:39Hello? Is that 118-ET-Phone-Us?

0:11:39 > 0:11:42I've seen one, green with tendrils.

0:11:44 > 0:11:46I'm an alien! You know what this means?

0:11:46 > 0:11:49It means I shouldn't still be attracted to you.

0:11:49 > 0:11:50What's wrong with me?!

0:11:52 > 0:11:56- It means we're not going to look like idiots at the meeting.- Hurray!

0:11:56 > 0:11:57Excuse us!

0:11:59 > 0:12:01We can't take Chip to that meeting tomorrow!

0:12:01 > 0:12:02You saw ET!

0:12:02 > 0:12:04BINS CLATTER, CAT MEWS

0:12:12 > 0:12:14Invasion site attained.

0:12:16 > 0:12:19Slight burning smell but that could be pizza.

0:12:20 > 0:12:21Investigation proceeds.

0:12:21 > 0:12:27If alien presence is confirmed, subject will be scanned, logged and neutralised.

0:12:33 > 0:12:34Lulu? >

0:12:34 > 0:12:38(VOICE ECHOES): Lulu! Lulu?

0:12:38 > 0:12:41- Torquil, listen to me.- Don't bother me, I'm busy watching the sky.

0:12:41 > 0:12:45It's so boring! I've been here for hours, I still haven't seen a flying saucer!

0:12:45 > 0:12:47I've just come down for a snack.

0:12:47 > 0:12:49- Look...- No, I just want...

0:12:50 > 0:12:52Hi, Torquil!

0:12:52 > 0:12:53It speaks!

0:12:55 > 0:12:58Greetings, Earthling. I'm the leader of an alien race.

0:12:58 > 0:13:00I command you to release me so I may tell the world we exist.

0:13:00 > 0:13:04I want the world to know that too! Today, at the special Earth meeting!

0:13:04 > 0:13:05Let's go!

0:13:16 > 0:13:18And then can you make me emperor of your world?

0:13:18 > 0:13:21Get me to that meeting and my world is yours.

0:13:29 > 0:13:30Can we help you?

0:13:30 > 0:13:32Yes. Stay out of my way.

0:13:32 > 0:13:33Dirk Searcher.

0:13:33 > 0:13:37Extra-Terrestrial Centralised Emergency Tactical Extreme Response Agency.

0:13:37 > 0:13:39The Man From "ETC"?

0:13:41 > 0:13:43GEIGER COUNTER CLICKS

0:13:43 > 0:13:46Get Chip out of the larder. I'll distract him.

0:13:48 > 0:13:49Juice?

0:13:50 > 0:13:53- Doughnut? Have a doughnut. - No, thank you, ma'am.

0:13:53 > 0:13:56- Please, on the house.- Moment on the lips, lifetime on the hips.

0:13:56 > 0:13:59Chip! Chip, you've got to come...

0:14:01 > 0:14:02Uh-oh!

0:14:04 > 0:14:06My dessert's now a beverage.

0:14:10 > 0:14:13Lulu! If you see the inspector, tell him I'm in the kitchen.

0:14:13 > 0:14:14No!

0:14:15 > 0:14:17Don't go in the kitchen!

0:14:17 > 0:14:23I mean...let me take it for you.

0:14:24 > 0:14:27Hi! Looking for me? I'm Minty.

0:14:27 > 0:14:30Yo, yo, yo! Shuffle ma dizzle, west side!

0:14:30 > 0:14:32GEIGER COUNTER CLICKS

0:14:34 > 0:14:35Chip ready to go?

0:14:36 > 0:14:38Too ready! He's gone!

0:14:38 > 0:14:39What?

0:14:40 > 0:14:42COOKIE!!!

0:14:43 > 0:14:46Your voice don't 'alf cut into the fairy dimension.

0:14:46 > 0:14:47- What have you done with Chip?- Oh, I see.

0:14:47 > 0:14:49Weird stuff happens so it's my fault?

0:14:49 > 0:14:53Your mother may have had a weird laugh but at least she never did that.

0:14:53 > 0:14:56We haven't got time to talk about... She didn't have a weird laugh!

0:14:56 > 0:15:00- Uh-huh.- Hello! Chip's about to be dissected by white-coated scientists!

0:15:00 > 0:15:04The meeting. Chip must have gone to school, come on!

0:15:06 > 0:15:08Yeah(!)

0:15:08 > 0:15:10I'll see you there then, shall I(?)

0:15:13 > 0:15:14No sign of Chip.

0:15:14 > 0:15:16Ah! Frenchy.

0:15:16 > 0:15:19The scientific discovery of the century starts here.

0:15:19 > 0:15:23Ladies and gentlemen...aliens exist.

0:15:23 > 0:15:26THEY MURMUR INCREDULOUSLY

0:15:24 > 0:15:26What?! Why would you say that?

0:15:26 > 0:15:31Because I happen to have my very own personal alien here today.

0:15:31 > 0:15:33That's just perfect.

0:15:36 > 0:15:39"X FILES" TYPE MUSIC PLAYS

0:15:42 > 0:15:44Are you the inspector?

0:15:48 > 0:15:50I prefer "investigator".

0:15:52 > 0:15:54Tell me in your own words what happened here.

0:15:54 > 0:15:57And bear in mind...this...

0:15:57 > 0:15:59is also a lie-detector.

0:16:00 > 0:16:04Well, the first thing is... it's not my fault.

0:16:04 > 0:16:08One minute I had it here for you - it looked so good -

0:16:08 > 0:16:11I just wanted to lick it.

0:16:12 > 0:16:14You...wanted to lick it?

0:16:14 > 0:16:16Oh, you would too if you saw it.

0:16:16 > 0:16:20It was molto bellissimo, amigo.

0:16:20 > 0:16:23And I'm not just saying that because it was my baby.

0:16:23 > 0:16:26Your...baby? But you look human.

0:16:26 > 0:16:28Erm...thanks.

0:16:29 > 0:16:32Anyway, it melted and now it's all gloopy.

0:16:32 > 0:16:34You can taste it if you want to.

0:16:34 > 0:16:38That's not standard procedure, sir, but I WILL analyse it.

0:16:38 > 0:16:42So...I'll need a sample.

0:16:44 > 0:16:45With a wafer?

0:16:45 > 0:16:48No wafer at this time, sir.

0:16:48 > 0:16:49Sprinkles!

0:16:52 > 0:16:59..because no-one until today has been brilliant and brainy enough to actually catch an alien.

0:16:59 > 0:17:03- Where d'you think Chip is? - Torquil's keeping really close to that stationery cupboard.

0:17:03 > 0:17:05Bet he's in here.

0:17:05 > 0:17:06Stand by.

0:17:06 > 0:17:08< Not just any alien...

0:17:08 > 0:17:10a green one!

0:17:10 > 0:17:12With acid for blood!

0:17:13 > 0:17:17Code Amber. Suspected meltdown with alien contamination.

0:17:17 > 0:17:19Possible secondary alien presence.

0:17:20 > 0:17:23Possible licking. Dispatch containment team.

0:17:23 > 0:17:28O-M-G! It's you, isn't it?

0:17:28 > 0:17:29At all times.

0:17:29 > 0:17:34(STREET): I mean, I didn't get your text, and you just said, can I see you, bro'?

0:17:34 > 0:17:37Lovin' the outfit!

0:17:37 > 0:17:40So cuttin' edge, so...fly!

0:17:41 > 0:17:43(NORMAL VOICE): I must get my husband one.

0:17:43 > 0:17:45Your...husband?

0:17:47 > 0:17:50Ma'am, I have reason to believe that your husband is an alien.

0:17:50 > 0:17:52Part Italian.

0:17:52 > 0:17:54Or that he licks aliens.

0:17:54 > 0:17:59Licks aliens? Man, hiphop slang is so hard to keep up with.

0:17:59 > 0:18:03Anyway, say "Chizzle".

0:18:03 > 0:18:05I would advise against that, ma'am.

0:18:05 > 0:18:09..but enough of my own brilliance. Time for what you came here to see...

0:18:09 > 0:18:12Aliens don't exist! No matter what Torquil says.

0:18:12 > 0:18:15Or shows you.

0:18:15 > 0:18:17Chip!

0:18:19 > 0:18:20Come with me if you want to live.

0:18:20 > 0:18:22Always wanted to say that!

0:18:22 > 0:18:24No!

0:18:24 > 0:18:26- There are no aliens! - Yeah, there are.

0:18:26 > 0:18:28I'm not going and you can't...

0:18:28 > 0:18:29- HE BEEPS - ..make me!

0:18:30 > 0:18:33But she knows a sprite who can!

0:18:33 > 0:18:35Right, I need a way to get you up into that vent.

0:18:35 > 0:18:36Magic marshmallow...

0:18:37 > 0:18:39I'm not going!

0:18:39 > 0:18:41You don't get a vote, Bogey-Face.

0:18:41 > 0:18:42Torquil!

0:18:42 > 0:18:44Hel...ulp!

0:18:48 > 0:18:49YES!

0:18:49 > 0:18:53Oh, yeah! Oh, yeah! Oh, yeah, oh, yeah, oh, yeah!

0:18:53 > 0:18:55There are no aliens!

0:18:55 > 0:18:58Oh, yeah? Put some lipgloss on and pucker up.

0:18:58 > 0:19:01Behold, the alien!

0:19:03 > 0:19:04Hi, Earthlings!

0:19:04 > 0:19:05THEY LAUGH

0:19:08 > 0:19:09W-what...?

0:19:10 > 0:19:11But there was!

0:19:11 > 0:19:12There was an alien!

0:19:12 > 0:19:16He beeped! He said I could be his emperor!

0:19:17 > 0:19:20I think Torquie's been playing too many computer games.

0:19:20 > 0:19:21Beep!

0:19:23 > 0:19:25I know pilates!

0:19:25 > 0:19:29Minty! Darling! Put the gelato inspector down!

0:19:29 > 0:19:33He's a boring, agoraphobic DJ...

0:19:33 > 0:19:36I think, Bunny-Precious.

0:19:36 > 0:19:39Alien contact has clearly driven you insane!

0:19:39 > 0:19:41BOTH: Alien?

0:19:41 > 0:19:44Greetings, dude-lings!

0:19:44 > 0:19:49So...which one of you guys is it, who'd like me to be the last in the eyeball before they die?

0:19:49 > 0:19:51Alien!

0:19:52 > 0:19:54You zapped Moon Dude!

0:19:55 > 0:19:57He's from the moon?

0:19:58 > 0:19:59Interesting!

0:20:00 > 0:20:02Then he's coming with me for questioning.

0:20:05 > 0:20:08And I may be back...for you.

0:20:09 > 0:20:11Don't forget your ice-cream!

0:20:12 > 0:20:13Alien threat!

0:20:15 > 0:20:17CUSTOMERS SCREAM

0:20:21 > 0:20:22Bacon!

0:20:24 > 0:20:26Moon Dude?

0:20:26 > 0:20:28Moon Dude!

0:20:28 > 0:20:31MOON D-U-U-U-D-E!

0:20:31 > 0:20:34Or there's mackerel and mint if you prefer!

0:20:35 > 0:20:37I don't care what they say.

0:20:37 > 0:20:39To me, you're a winner.

0:20:39 > 0:20:41- Isn't marriage great?- Yeah.

0:20:41 > 0:20:44It really licks aliens.

0:20:52 > 0:20:54- Thank you!- You're welcome. - Thank you!

0:20:54 > 0:20:58Hey, Frenchy, you know the next time I challenge Torquil to a public debate about aliens?

0:20:58 > 0:21:00Yeah?

0:21:00 > 0:21:02Stop me, please! Just stop me!

0:21:03 > 0:21:04Greetings, Earthlings!

0:21:04 > 0:21:08And you! I don't know whether your magic helped or did more harm, quite frankly.

0:21:08 > 0:21:11Hey! You wanted an alien, I gave you an alien.

0:21:11 > 0:21:12Cookie here?

0:21:12 > 0:21:15And what about my marshmallows, eh? Only got one left now.

0:21:15 > 0:21:17Where is it?

0:21:17 > 0:21:19She's lost a marshmallow?!

0:21:19 > 0:21:23Oh, there was one on the table. I thought it had fallen out of our milkshake.

0:21:24 > 0:21:25Where did you put it?

0:21:25 > 0:21:27Back in the milkshake.

0:21:32 > 0:21:34Ah, you found it! Thanks!

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